Creating the WORST RESISTANCE BAND INJURY of all Time *EXTREME BRUISING* | Bodybuilder VS Pain Test
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- čas přidán 8. 04. 2021
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In this episode of Bodybuilder VS we create the worst resistance band injury of all time which causes some extreme bruising! The goal of this pain test is to show the world just how bad resistance band injuries can be even for the worlds strongest man Houston Jones! As always though, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. We are trained professionals and this video is for educational/entertainment purposes only.
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Hi
Mister Jones, I would like to work for you. You don't have to pay me, all I need is shelter, water, and food, and I shall help with videos. I believe I'm stronger than Mark so there's that, and I think any idea is a good idea, please consider me mister Jones, sincerely yours, your biggest fan
Houston jones vs crucifixion
Houston jones vs bean boozled beans
Houston jones vs castration
I'm surprised the Band didn't need a permanent nap after that encounter with you.
I want to be in one of your videos so bad you look like a fun guy to be around have you ever tried bull riding lol
Imagine if Houston Jones got kidnapped or captured and he gets whipped as punishment but he just laughs at them asking to get whipped stronger
He’d probably help his captors whip himself
He'd be like "Mmmm yes daddy harder" 😂
dude they would just have to let him go they would pull out a gun and he would be like ive been here before those toys dont work on me lol
Look at him with mark "harder harder god you suck"😂
@@toha9460 lmao I'm weak 😂😂😂
How is he so good at acting like he feels pain, truly inspiring.
you got me in the first half
Truly a god blending in with us mortals
I aspire to be that good, truly a roll model to us all
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He’s so inspiring feeling pain for the resistance bands I can’t imagine how much pain those resistance bands are feeling
Houston is the only person that could go through torture without feeling a single thing
Absolutely 🙏🏻 he is a god
Oh he feels it he just gets off on it like his friends said this kinda stuff takes a special someone lol it’s awesome
He knows the pain comes and goes, it's just the signal of your body that something is not right. Most people fear to get hurt, because it hurts. Therefore they try to not get themselves in these situations.
He doesn't fear, he faces it and knows it'll heal
@@ColonelRetard not necessarily. Some certain injuries never fully heal. There's some injuries that if you get them you'll be messed up for the rest of your life.
@@ColonelRetard Chris kattan from SNL broke his neck during a skit in the early 2000s and he hasn't acted since then cuz hes still in pain from it and he's still very stiff from it and he will not have full movement for the rest of his life.
*7:55* That's some exorcism scream right there lmfao.
Mf i almost died reading this.
Lmao I'm crying from laughing so hard
Fax yo I’m dead😂😂😭😭
My ears died
The loud screams are the best comedy part of Houston videos 😂🤣 of course they aren't his reactions though, he's just using his voice to help and reassure the objects having fear of striking him.
Mans pain tolerance has to be god tier by now
Faxx
Wdym He Doesn’t Feel Pain
Even gods fear him. Like kratos.
No its above no doubts
Hurts me just watching!!!
Iv wondered about this weapon all my life, now i got my answers
Hey man!
streetman👍🏻🤙🏻
Watch the bell life
what should we expect from y now? 😂
Balaclava on da beach
9:26
The band is shaking in fear, for he has to go head to back with Houston Jones.
You should seriously collaborate with the slo mo guys and catch this "non painful" stunts in slow motion. 👌
Brother man… this is a brilliant idea… like seriously there’s a lot of videos of him that could be in slow mo and would be awesome
I like how he adds a story to why he does these things instead of just because.
You don't understand how much I appreciate this comment.
@@HoustonJones if the disembodied voice compels you to do something to answer the questions no one asks then you must comply. Especially when it notices you're the strongest body builder in the world.
@@HoustonJones Hey Houston did you get this idea from the Bell Life, they done the same thing, but of course they done it in different places, not all in the same spot like you, rock on man!
The only channel i watch all the ads on. Houston needs all that money to keep finding things he can destroy with his indestructible body.
Same lol even the ads are entertaining
I do the exact same thing. I didn’t get CZcams premium because I wanted Houston to get some money
I did not know this was a thing, that changes shit lol
You know when Houston says “Okay” after he gets hurt the pain has gone past his joking ability😂
You need a third person who can’t handle seeing this kind of stuff for the reaction, these guys are so laid back about this carnage. Insane and awesome channel! Lots of love
Almost as painful as failing a squat PR
Hi guy who I always SEE EVERYWHERE and wow im the first reply
Hi
BRO I SWEAR YOU ARE EVERYWHERE. YOU WATCH ANIME SONGS AND “it’s never to late” and almost every bodybuilder to ever exist.
We meet again
@William Applegarth 69420 reps at 69420 pounds
"Is anyone scared of a turkey coming at you?"
Dude you don't wanna f with a turkey. That's like picking a fight with a tiny dinosaur.
@Nigel Lush when you ate the turkey on thanksgiving or whatever did it taste funky?
haha
@@yashuab.2979 who is Nigel lush
This guy is nuts. Funny as you know what lol. Can't stop watching 👍👍
@@yashuab.2979 I love me some turkey a$$. Lol
"You should have started running at least 5 seconds ago" lmfao😂😂😂
1:48 straight anger right there. loved it
The strikes he took later were so much more brutal, but because he didn't get chance to brace himself and was mid sentence it hurt so much more!!
Those marks were simply Houston's superhuman protein based blood gathering to shield the bands from taking damage from hitting his invincible body. His body was doing the bands a kindness.
Hes such a great guy for not hurting the bands
The band was intimidated but then grateful to H-bones! Thanks strongest super duper guy it said!
I always feel so sorry for him because he is literally taking all of this for us
Don't feel bad for the strongest man.
one could almost to say... christ-like
It's our duty to like, comment and share for his pain 🤣🤣🤣
I mean he’s a masochist. He literally enjoys the pain and attention
maybe he likes it....
3:09 Houston SPEEEEARR!!!!😮😮😮
I’m going to binge watch and comment on every video you’ve made. I have a lot of work to do. Your content is flawless and untouched bro, great job. The community appreciates you
Ah, athletes Kryptonite vs strongest body builder, this will be forever remembered in history
Man you have no idea how much us fans look forward to Houston Bones Jones videos. Thanks for the laughs
Damn that look on houston's face though 2:57
7:17 aaahhhh feel good, tntnntn
The scream at the beginning was beautiful
Best screams in the game!
Auto tune could make it modern music
@@HoustonJones yo, seriously do you enjoy making videos... Don’t push yourself.
@@HoustonJones when u scream bro i laugh when u laugh i cry why 😂😂
I’m a simple guy, I see Houston upload I instantly click 💯💪
You're the real MVP
Same bro same ......
@@HoustonJones The strongest being on earth called me the MVP, I can die happy now 💯
I don't always watch immediately but I always eventually watch and I ALWAYS like the video. He deserves it.
Same here man
3:08 got me dying
Hi again Houston! This was such a good idea your instructable!!💪
Ik it’s kinda his main joke but his will for the channel and his pain tolerance does honestly show how impressive he probably is as a body builder. I feel he’s underrated for that
Another week, another request for a blackout drunk Fitnessgram Pacer test!
How have I not stumbled upon your page before? You sir have earned a loyal subscriber 💪💪💪💪
Houston is the only youtuber who genuinely makes me laugh 😂
Mark is getting a bit swole. I guess simply being physically close to Houston transfers some of Houston's immense strength and yolk to you, like muscular radiation.
Musclemosis
@@PhaedruS007 lol
Yolkmosis
Houston Jonesmosis
needs the strength to whip Houston and carry all his toys
Fun fact they added scream sounds while Houston was yawning to make it seem like he’s a normal person
He is the best actor, it's amazing how good he acts and pretends to be in pain so that he doesn't alienate his audience.
The way he deals with pain is amazing
Thanks Houston for helping me get through my 7 surgeries after getting hit by a drunk driver, your videos really brought me a lot of joy and I'll be back to be the world's 2nd strongest bodybuilder once I'm fully recovered
Hope you’re doing okay bro
"Thank you houston for being a masochist"
I’m actually doing my best to help you out against the algorithm here!
if I'm feeling dull I'll come to this channel and it brightens right up lol
Houston's pain tolerance is through the roof
9:56 hilarious reaction...seriously I enjoyed this
Fast becoming on of my favorite channels
I would love to see a part 2!
The day this man gets canceled is the day he dodges a challenge
Bro really said “put that in my prison pocket”😭😭
He a silly joker
Watch his prison lock in a sock video haha
@@mp5ive424 I`ll check it out
2:41 “why should i b scared of this” reveals the racing stripes on his back
Always a classic re-watch!
Back again!
07:56 that one kid in the hall at school out of nowhere
I love this kind of comments?
@@user-px6fh4hy4o nice👌
The fact that Houston is willing to harm himself just for our pure entertainment, is just batshit crazy, yet hilarious 😂. Also can you imagine if he had grandkids, they be like
Grandkids: Grandpa Houston, how did you get those scars on your body?
Houston: Well kids, thats a very long story
Have you ever heard of Jackass...?
Wdym, he doesn't feel shit
“For us” … You ever heard of money? 😂
I'd imagine he would just show him these videos
The mental strength it takes to do this stuff is insane. 👏👏 Bravo
I just imagine Houston being a POW and the enemy thoroughly confused as to why their torcher techniques and giving this man a rager
Theres one side of me that's like "why does he do this to himself?"
Then there's the morbid side of me that's like "give me more
I lost it when he said about not liking the video and took the 50lbs like a dude holding his tears😂😂😂 I clicked the like btw😂😂😂
I have no idea who you are or why CZcams recommended me this video, but im so thankful they did. I subbed and liked. 😂 im over here dying from this video lmao
What I love about Houston is that he apologized to Mark at 1:54. And THAT ladies and gentlemen is what I called the REAL strongest man right there! 👍
Having Houston for a boss seems hard. Hit him to hard or to soft he will get mad.
Sooo, Are you hiding that "RIDGE WALLET" in your prison pocket as well houston? 🤣
No comment
@@HoustonJones Exactly! 😂 Great work once again brotha!
I needed a laugh, and I'm glad I came here. Good stuff.
This video gave me goosebumps!
Let's go 😁
I will turn Houston jones into a convertible
What are you? Fucking Dababy? Quit with that “ LETS GOOOO” shit
@@kbirdweee4241 cry kyle
@@kbirdweee4241 fuck king lil g
@@zxrthaha it’s a joke calm down little boy
I came as soon as I got the notification 👍
I appreciate it!
Then watched the video?
@@HoustonJones love your videos bro😘😘😘
The cold open is hilarious! Houston hearing a narrator!
this channel is perfect for making perfectly cut screams videos
Watching you for a year to two years now, and can we appreciate the amount of immense pain this guys went through for our personal pleasure
I'm always amazed by his ability to withstand all this pain, then I remember that HE ALSO WORKS OUT WITH ALL THESE INJURIES. 🤯
You my friend have earned a like and a subscription
Love it! Need to revisit this, braiding the bands together as you go up in power. Not that it would actually do anything to you, of course!
See my friends and I used to do this as kids, but the best part was getting your friends back afterward and watching them get hit. It was worth the pain. This man's a legend.
I wasn't expecting to see a red ass line on his bock on the first hit. Had me dead 😂
You sir have earned my sub more than any CZcams ever.
I love Houston Jones
See, this is what it should have actually looked like. When thebelllife was doing this, I knew something was wrong. They clearly weren't doing it right, because they had little baby red marks when they were doing "200lb" resistance bands. You are the true champion.
Congratulations on another great video, Houston! You are indeed a man of culture.
My favorite CZcamsr
The thumbnail for this is pure art lol
hungover in bed but houston has an infectious way of making me feel like the strongest willed man and that i can overcome anything
I love when Mark made the "bet you a dollar" joke, you won the bet and made him get a dollar. Love the slight shift in the story.
The king descends into madness
9:59 got me so much, the gasp 🤣
I'm sure if you asked the bell life, they'd tell you it hurts. Fortunately when you're dealing with an immortal man the effects are LITERALLY ZERO!!!!
That hurt BAD !
@@meauxjeaux431 Not to mention the Bell Life took the hits in a lot of different places, Houston has said himself that his back is the weakest, where he hurts the worst, so taking ALL of them on the same are, his injuries looked a hell of a lot worst than the Bell Boys, I am a fan of both of them, I am sure Houston got the idea from there videos.
@@MudbloodGamer76 Yes, his pain is multiplied several times over.
He was so upset because he wasn't getting the amount of pleasure he'd hoped
Looking at his back after two snaps 😬 Gooood
You are completely insane Houston and I love every single second of it. Thanks for always giving me a great big smile 😂😁😁😁
YES ITS HOUSTON CONTENT TIME
The only youtuber that doesn’t need to have a thumbnail editor
Love that the h.j. Burn is still there
This looks like my back does when my dad is done with it
Hmmm
I'm a simple man I see houston upload I click as fast as a pagani zonda R goes
Ngl his pain tolerance is crazy
This dialogue is Legendary. Liked, subscribed, commented, per the sacrifice to the algorithm gods.
Huston screaming from the two bands tied to the bars sounds exactly like a chooma from the Big Lez show😂😂😂😂
9:33 that fucking THWINGK SOUND 😬
Houston jones is the logical conclusion of “hey Bro would you let someone kick you in the nuts for a 100 bucks”
Yes
This is one of your funniest videos all time xD
I like how in every video we can still see your initials burned in your arm. 😂
7:55
Girls when the power goes out for half a second.
Duuuddddeeee🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thant you again bro!!!!! Fuxkin hilarious!!!!!!!!!
Hudson Jones is a CZcams Legend. When your child asks “what if” questions you can literally look up Hudson Jones and show exactly what’ll happen if. This is peak Human curiosity.
Day 5 of asking brolabs to break fruits on dr Houston's back with a giant slingshot