Amber Says What: Trump Asleep at Trial, Biden Reclassifies Marijuana

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Komentáře • 256

  • @katleman
    @katleman Před 23 dny +236

    3:57 I’d make a terrible slave 😂😂🤣
    This whole “Please don’t buy me” is a hilarious segment.

    • @moonkey537
      @moonkey537 Před 23 dny +6

      She suggested black people should buy themselves, but what if they can't afford themselves? 😂

    • @nimue325
      @nimue325 Před 23 dny

      @@moonkey537It’s one more reason the black community can’t build generational wealth. That darn racism!

    • @RobBuchta
      @RobBuchta Před 23 dny +6

      It's edgy AF but they play the whole thing so well.

    • @bobdobbs6969
      @bobdobbs6969 Před 22 dny +1

      @@moonkey537 That's why they invented sex work, people! C'mon, keep up!

  • @sarawilliams3190
    @sarawilliams3190 Před 23 dny +242

    The grin on Seth's face when he is throwing it to Amber, and right after her set, just makes me happy. He knows we love her the most! ❤

    • @garyjohnson8327
      @garyjohnson8327 Před 23 dny +1

      She's the biggest bigot on tv

    • @sarawilliams3190
      @sarawilliams3190 Před 23 dny +11

      ​@@garyjohnson8327 that is false. Go troll elsewhere

    • @IMArt-kx2ci
      @IMArt-kx2ci Před 23 dny

      Who's "we"?

    • @sarawilliams3190
      @sarawilliams3190 Před 23 dny +8

      ​@@IMArt-kx2ci the fans of the show. Who else would it be?

    • @mikeallosso
      @mikeallosso Před 23 dny +5

      Celebration of your race is not racism. ​@garyjohnson8327

  • @edmunddantes7097
    @edmunddantes7097 Před 23 dny +36

    It's nice of Amber to let Seth on her show.

    • @Anzy.99
      @Anzy.99 Před 7 dny

      she's such a humble queen

  • @markopecinovic4475
    @markopecinovic4475 Před 23 dny +128

    When Amber appears, a little ray of sunshine peaks out of the sky to enlighten my day.
    I loved her show 🤬

    • @lindaw8391
      @lindaw8391 Před 22 dny +3

      Same, so pissed it didn't get renewed 😡
      Also this was maybe the best Amber says what of all time!

    • @burnyizland
      @burnyizland Před 5 dny

      And farts. :)

  • @podoherty2
    @podoherty2 Před 23 dny +175

    When is Amber's own show coming back?

  • @johnerwin8901
    @johnerwin8901 Před 23 dny +110

    "Are you there God, it's me, Train Station" is the best closer we could have asked for 😂😂

  • @usernamedkjahstill5003
    @usernamedkjahstill5003 Před 23 dny +68

    "I'm not going to say that" and "stop doing this to me!" is so frickin funny!

  • @alias093001
    @alias093001 Před 23 dny +85

    I'm not sure which one was funnier, the "please don't buy me" bit or the train station that looks like a pad.

  • @Tasarran
    @Tasarran Před 23 dny +86

    LOL, "You have never supported me in my entire career!" While Seth is letting her host a segment on his show, LOL!

    • @845835
      @845835 Před 23 dny +14

      Oh good, you cracked the code on that joke.

    • @Tasarran
      @Tasarran Před 23 dny +1

      @@845835 Super Genius!

    • @phelan_pt
      @phelan_pt Před 22 dny +5

      Yeah, I'm surprised the audience barely reacted to it, I thought it was a hilarious joke and delivery 😂

    • @kwebst1
      @kwebst1 Před 18 dny

      And I believe helped w her own show

    • @ishotmyboss
      @ishotmyboss Před 10 dny

      Jokes are always better when someone explains them.

  • @MariaVosa
    @MariaVosa Před 23 dny +54

    The whole stand up bit at the end was P E R F E C T I O N!

  • @marisgoldenhour6212
    @marisgoldenhour6212 Před 20 dny +11

    😆"Are you there God? It's me, train station" 😂 Love the tight 2 at the end 😆😆

  • @vailpcs4040
    @vailpcs4040 Před 23 dny +37

    Off the rails Amber is the best Amber.

  • @staceyschwieterman6655
    @staceyschwieterman6655 Před 23 dny +42

    Amber buys herself and then tries to convince everybody she's not worth buying!!!! Hilarious

  • @emilyfhogan
    @emilyfhogan Před 23 dny +54

    Amber is THE BEST! These segments are always some of the best stuff on the show! ❤

  • @ArcaJ
    @ArcaJ Před 23 dny +35

    Amber was on FIRE!!!!

  • @vanessawhitneypro
    @vanessawhitneypro Před 23 dny +66

    Man, I miss her show!

    • @Enigma2K99
      @Enigma2K99 Před 23 dny +4

      Why not make it a segment on this show? Like Back In Black on the Daily Show?

  • @rogiermaas
    @rogiermaas Před 23 dny +47

    I love Amber! 😂

  • @TheMigityMac
    @TheMigityMac Před 23 dny +35

    this is too much I'm dying. Ps don't buy me either.

  • @erinclark4213
    @erinclark4213 Před 23 dny +33

    I miss you Amber 💖🧡💛💚💙💜

  • @annapolack8207
    @annapolack8207 Před 23 dny +7

    I love her SO MUCH. She needs more episodes of her own show.

  • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460

    We love Amber Ruffin SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I miss her show, so thank you for this slightly longer version of *Amber Says What!* 🤗🥰

  • @Surreality22992
    @Surreality22992 Před 23 dny +9

    What a great segment of "Amber Says Fart!"

  • @Feverything2030
    @Feverything2030 Před 22 dny +5

    ASK John Oliver!!! He was in the last one. LoL

  • @user-go5ym2oe6p
    @user-go5ym2oe6p Před 23 dny +21

    very funny, I am still laughing at the episode "Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: Lesbian Vampires, First Black Astronaut in Space" where Amber loses it.

    • @burnyizland
      @burnyizland Před 5 dny

      She has the most infectious laugh. No way could I be in earshot of her and not be GONE laughing.

  • @cannibalbananas
    @cannibalbananas Před 21 dnem +2

    @2:48 - lol! "yah uh, cuz it has more sugar in it than ours" 😂😂😂👏👏

  • @Irena_Sue
    @Irena_Sue Před 19 dny +3

    Four months and without Amber Says What? WHHAAATTTT?? We want more Amber!!

  • @kinsmed
    @kinsmed Před 23 dny +6

    Absolutely best "What".

  • @SweetieMcPetey
    @SweetieMcPetey Před 22 dny +3

    Amber is a national treasure!! ❤❤❤

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 Před 23 dny +29

    I read through most of the comments from the earlier posting: I admire Amber for being an original, and not caring that some people don't get her, because other people love her.

  • @spenx09
    @spenx09 Před 23 dny +6

    I'll never be too mature for a good fart joke

    • @PDR1285
      @PDR1285 Před 22 dny

      Yep, it always brings out my inner 6 year old 😂😂

  • @user-iz4td3bx2r
    @user-iz4td3bx2r Před 14 dny

    Omg--the FARTS!!! So funny!!!

  • @dvolsung1527
    @dvolsung1527 Před 23 dny +3

    Absolutely love when we get to see Amber!

  • @pattywilliams788
    @pattywilliams788 Před 23 dny +3

    I’ll say it again: Amber Ruffin is a National Treasure! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @WisakJ
    @WisakJ Před 23 dny +27

    Im surprised she didn't mention the beef between Kendrick and Drake :D

  • @AnneMuhlethaler-tz5nj
    @AnneMuhlethaler-tz5nj Před 18 dny

    I laughed the whole way through . Amber is indeed THE BEST!!!!!!!

  • @HeyVagabondMusic
    @HeyVagabondMusic Před 23 dny +3

    Perfection! Thank you for existing, Amber!!!

  • @TabethaAurochs
    @TabethaAurochs Před 23 dny +2

    The quality of the writing + the quantity of jokes packed into this segment must be the Most/Best/Greatest Something Ever (if translated into maths)

  • @AqueleRod
    @AqueleRod Před 23 dny +9

    She's the best.

  • @imtoweird
    @imtoweird Před 22 dny +3

    Correction: Seth in fact does know people in the Lion King world, as his good friend John Oliver is Zazu.

  • @megleland6320
    @megleland6320 Před 9 dny

    Love Amber Ruffin, she needs another full show!!!

  • @sarahwatts7152
    @sarahwatts7152 Před 8 dny

    Omg the train station, all gold

  • @caesandraseawell1518
    @caesandraseawell1518 Před 19 dny

    STOP SAYING THAT! 🤣😂
    But seriously the 🐕‍🦺whistle bit was a riot!

  • @tsugaru_solos
    @tsugaru_solos Před 13 dny +1

    More Amber is always better! ❤

  • @billbill4444
    @billbill4444 Před 19 dny

    I love you Amber! Want your show back!

  • @P.Funk22
    @P.Funk22 Před 23 dny +1

    Yay! It’s Amber! 💛💚!

  • @DNTXPCTMCH
    @DNTXPCTMCH Před 22 dny +1

    We need more Amber and Seth together! Bring on the silly 😂😂❤

  • @brandonfritts16
    @brandonfritts16 Před 9 dny

    She's just incredible.

  • @milesmcmillan-kr6ti
    @milesmcmillan-kr6ti Před 22 dny +1

    This had me howling. She's too gorgeous and hilarious!!

  • @drttalk
    @drttalk Před 23 dny +1

    Best Amber Says What EVER!

  • @johnIZaUWL
    @johnIZaUWL Před 9 dny

    This one truly is WAYYYYYYY more brilliant than average 😆💜😆
    Amber F’ing ROCKS 🤘💜😘😘😘

  • @artel6225
    @artel6225 Před 22 dny +1

    Amber this is the second time you've made Seth feel sooo uncomfortable, ya doing great work & the train station, OMG.... more ... more🤣🤣😂😂

  • @jazzanarchy
    @jazzanarchy Před 13 dny

    “Don’t Buy Me” is the best bit I’ve seen on any late night show

  • @laylalivingston6430
    @laylalivingston6430 Před 23 dny +3

    Seth almost says it and I'm cackling.

  • @c187rocks
    @c187rocks Před 20 dny

    Amber is a national treasure and should absolutely get a network show.

  • @lesliestratton536
    @lesliestratton536 Před 23 dny +1

    One of her best! Love you Amber.

  • @kerlyenai
    @kerlyenai Před 5 dny

    Give Amber her own show back!

  • @OvSpP
    @OvSpP Před 23 dny +1

    I KNEW WE'D GET ONE THIS WEEK!

  • @geeksdo1tbetter
    @geeksdo1tbetter Před 22 dny

    "Are you there, God? It's me, Train Station." 😂

  • @milesmcmillan-kr6ti
    @milesmcmillan-kr6ti Před 21 dnem

    This is a spectacular gag. She's a GODDESS!!!

  • @drasher25
    @drasher25 Před 20 dny

    This segment is amazing. Just award the Emmy right now.

  • @katymaloney
    @katymaloney Před 22 dny +1

    Amber is a national treasure... and I say that with the confidence of someone sitting comfortably on her canadian bacon. We wouldn't buy her... but we'd adopt her in a nanosecond!

  • @elizabethschuler8890
    @elizabethschuler8890 Před 8 dny

    This woman is…amazing!

  • @lam101
    @lam101 Před 23 dny +5

    Correction: That's a Mexican coke, not a Columbian coke

    • @queenjustine66
      @queenjustine66 Před 22 dny +1

      She was certainly playing off that, is it such a stretch that Coke in Columbia would be like Coke in Mexico?

    • @carlos.penado
      @carlos.penado Před 20 dny

      Colombia not Columbia by the way. Also, Coke is widely different between countries.

  • @brigitperry4991
    @brigitperry4991 Před 21 dnem

    The blue liquid was the highlight for me. More of Amber, please!

  • @missmamie8369
    @missmamie8369 Před 21 dnem

    effing brilliant

  • @beerhistory
    @beerhistory Před 18 dny

    Total madness!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @14icedbear
    @14icedbear Před 20 dny

    Amber Says What is always enjoyable but for some reason the train station jokes made me laugh in a whole other way I didn't know I needed. I guess I was holding maxi pad humor inside me for a long time? I don't know but at any rate I needed that.

  • @TarzansMom
    @TarzansMom Před 19 dny

    Love Amber! ❤❤❤❤

  • @keeshiabrie
    @keeshiabrie Před 22 dny

    This was so good!! 😂

  • @skudwrap
    @skudwrap Před 21 dnem

    Amber doesn’t miss.

  • @JeffRElliott
    @JeffRElliott Před 22 dny

    Always wonderful and this is right up there at the top!

  • @CyphersPryde
    @CyphersPryde Před 23 dny +2

    Lmfao I LOVE me some Amber Ruffin!!

  • @nardo218
    @nardo218 Před 22 dny +1

    Gorgeous jacket! V springy :D Amber I love belly laughing at Trump with you. :D fuckin died at the maxipad bit :D

  • @melvindorsey3095
    @melvindorsey3095 Před 22 dny

    Amber Ruffin has done it again, and she’s making Seth Meyers really nervous!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @neilmcfarlane5644
    @neilmcfarlane5644 Před 22 dny

    I loved this from beginning to end. 🤣

  • @Juan_nicolas4
    @Juan_nicolas4 Před 23 dny +2

    Love Amber and Seth for shining light to the W. Those woman athletes deserves to be recognized as the NBA.

  • @Gritmonger
    @Gritmonger Před 21 dnem

    Amazing stand-up bit!

  • @constancecampbell4610
    @constancecampbell4610 Před 20 dny

    I love Amber. 🎉🎉🎉

  • @lefonzokendall5429
    @lefonzokendall5429 Před 23 dny

    Right on Sister !

  • @lisagulick4144
    @lisagulick4144 Před 7 dny

    Then, there was a new Amber Says What on my CZcams home page, and I was like:

  • @Skeezer66
    @Skeezer66 Před 20 dny

    This was one of the best "Amber Says What?"s I've seen in awhile!! At the end they should have added rim shots (bum bun BUM!).

  • @carinaraymond2
    @carinaraymond2 Před 4 dny

    I am trying to do my makeup while I watch but I can’t because I am crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @starophie
    @starophie Před 23 dny

    the funniest segment of television i've seen in years

  • @wojtekw6040
    @wojtekw6040 Před 23 dny

    "I demand a whole month off !!!" - Perfect 👍

  • @juliao1255
    @juliao1255 Před 23 dny +1

    :uv this segment! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnkuntz6528
    @johnkuntz6528 Před 23 dny

    Oh my god!! She’s just the best!!

  • @codyallen1971
    @codyallen1971 Před 10 dny

    Amber: killin' it.
    So, fer real; how much are we talkin'?

  • @Nasty_B_TV
    @Nasty_B_TV Před 23 dny +1

    Amber Ruffin is a goddamn national treasure and she deserves a raise. (Srsly, tho, she is delightful)

  • @eileennovak1656
    @eileennovak1656 Před 23 dny

    Hilarious! Love Amber~

  • @ms.annaware8149
    @ms.annaware8149 Před 8 dny

    Queen!!

  • @captionhere19
    @captionhere19 Před 13 dny

    Were there like seven people in the audience? That was a terrible crowd for how hilarious this was

  • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
    @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj Před 22 dny

    2:55 Dear Amber, we saw when you went to hand the coke to a stagehand, then "reflexively" took it back to sell the "addicted" gag. That is excellent frame control. Well done.

  • @peerblickdicht8401
    @peerblickdicht8401 Před 23 dny +6

    did I just watch & like this again after already doing the same to the longer video with the monologue? yes. I did do that. So did I now like this enough? No. Probably not.

  • @unusualnightsky
    @unusualnightsky Před 23 dny +1

    I would never buy a person, but I would Merry you!

  • @markstevens1729
    @markstevens1729 Před 23 dny +1

    Oh look honey, it’s “Amber Says Wh…

  • @johnw2954
    @johnw2954 Před 8 dny +1

    It’s giving, “ I’m not cotton but pick me for prom”

  • @victorhugocobian7165
    @victorhugocobian7165 Před 17 dny

    amzaaazzing!!

  • @eyeonus
    @eyeonus Před 23 dny +3

    I miss her show.

  • @leftofpunk
    @leftofpunk Před 23 dny +1

    This might be the best Amber Says What?

  • @ctfddftba
    @ctfddftba Před 23 dny

    Omg, and I love your jacket!!!