@John The feds: you know Michael been talking some guy named Lester The other guy: Lester? He's a cripple he can't do much of anything he isn't important.
I don't think it would fit for him to be a mob boss he is more on the robber end of things, I think he could be a retired billionaire or something like that
That moment Lesterâs hubris got the most of him where he literally confessed to economical terror across the state. It wouldâve been god awful hilarious if our characters wore a wire to that scene
@@alibozkurt8263 Yeah ik, I don't even have an arena workshop, if I wanted to fully upgrade a single vehicle as well I'd be rinsing over $10M. Might as well buy a yacht instead because they don't serve much of a purpose except to flex as well. So much pointless shit to buy in gta online, RIP
@@CosmicX i bought an arena workshop to buy a Cerberus and now I have to file for bankruptcy. That shit is expensive. But tbh its pretty fun ramming cars or friends with the shunt boost
I bet bro didnt look like a discord mod when he wasnt a cripple. He probably was depressed of his lifestyle and decided to just eat and sit on his computer all day
Intro: Candice Pillay] Don't let me find out the bitch in you Don't let me find out the snitch in you [Chorus: Candice Pillay] Fame and fortune is not your forte Fuck the world now, I'm done with foreplay Doctor's orders: go fuck yourself Take two of these in the mornin', overdose and kill yourself Doctor's orders [Verse 1: Dr. Dre] Listen, this is my evaluation This shit oversaturated, y'all can get evacuated Kids sippin' Actavis and they ain't even activated Married to the Internet, stuck in place, salivatin' Ain't nobody graduatin' Don't nobody love this shit the way I love it That's why I gotta hate it Everybody out for fame, that ain't no exaggeration Damn, I'm gettin' aggravated Fuck, I'm gettin' agitated Teachers so underpaid in these fuckin' schools The police got our name in all they databases Girls be thirteen actin' twenty-two Niggas be forty-four actin' half they ages Somebody tell me, what the fuck is goin' on? These niggas in tight shit, I'm in the fuckin' Matrix It's lookin' like a sign of the revelation 'Bout time of the return of the fuckin' greatest I got all these patients, man How come they ain't patient with me? They just think I want the money Why? When I can't take it with me Y'all don't do it for the love, for the love not They gon' find out who you are Just admit it 'fore you get admittedBridge: Anderson .Paak] Say, what you livin' about? (Fuck you gon' tell me?) Do you remember where you started out though? You're lookin' lost now (You want a pass? Oh, damn!) Fake it 'til you make it, take your little paper But when you look in the mirror your credibilityâs gone now I'd rather be hated on for who I am Than to be loved for who I'm not, that's word to Doc [Chorus: Candice Pillay] Fame and fortune is not your forte Fuck the world now, I'm done with foreplay Doctor's orders: go fuck yourself Take two of these in the mornin', overdose and kill yourself [Verse 2: Eminem & Candice Pillay] In the beginning a few of the people who had a problem I was this good scoffed, I just shook off Prob'ly reminded you of the first time you saw Tiger Woods golf Never thought about how much my race and nationality meant But based on how I ascended See how plain it was now, they want me to jet But no one really gave a fuck about my descent, 'til I took off Mistook me because I looked soft But I stood tall, I just followed the Doctor's orders So I rose and grew balls, told these hoes to screw off Decided opposing you is what I'm âposed to do, all's I did was say what I'm feeling when the vocal booth calls And had you on pins and needles when I spoke to you all You felt my pain, it's almost like I poked voodoo dolls And I hope my spirit haunts the studios when I'm gone My picture jumps off a poster and just floats through the halls And fuckin' goes through the walls like the ghost of Lou Rawls Karma's headed for Armageddon The drama setter, I'm going in, already got an arm and head in Whoever said words are just words ain't heard me word 'em I give a fuck if my image even ends up taking a personal hit Whoever I hurt or whatever bridges I burned in this bitch And whatever bitches feel like they didn't deserve what they get And whatever consequences come with every verse It's worth it, so Doc, turn the beat on Whose turn is it to get murdered on it? And here's to all the years I spent toein' a line to overtime As sure as a mole is blind In my mind I'm still underground as a groundhog And I'ma go for mine, like a whole furrow just tryna dig up some gold and diamonds and coal to find No signs of slowin', these lines are my 9's I just load up the most rhymes and open fire with a closed mind All I needed was someone to co-sign Been a Doctor's assault rifle With the sniper scope for this whole time Day one, say when to blast, just give me the order, I spray (uh) Pain in the ass, you'll get shot in the ass with a paint gun Ain't no one safe from, non-believers there ain't none I even make the bitches I rape cum I'm waitin' on someone to say somethin' Dre, make the bass pump! And let the tape run for old time's sake! I spit it straight through, this is take one The moment you're waitin' for has come, but the-
lester:âi have more money than i can spendâ me who mods games since yes:âsame here lesterâ (edit after almost forgeting this comment and coming back with this many likes and 70 replies dayum)
â@@ok-6732 Lester told them not to do the Yankton job, they still did it and look what happened. Lester didn't know about the Merryweather Heist, so they ended up risking their lives for nothing. Without Lester... they... are... nothing.
@@mynamekanye240 yet most of Other missions or businesses are just the mc doing everything (exemple : cayo perico , Pavel doesn't guide you for anything)
Despite what anyone says, I want more heists with Lester, they always feel like actual legit real robberys, the Cayo perico heist was cool sure but, it also didn't really make sense that you're trusting some daddies boy and a retired Russian naval soldier that you both just met to not run off with the money
@@Jmandude5 I don't see that as a heist since its not really a heist, just some super intelligent dude hires us to do some jobs for him for money then fucks us over so then we get hired by the government to stop him for money, no robbery or anything involved, kind of just intense missions with huge final payouts, still an awesome dlc tho
@@Gage_the_destroy union depository. i notice trevor michael and franklin get 29 million each. even if you pick the best people, lester still gets the most out of the entire cut. but again it makes sense, it couldn't be possible without him
â@@Gage_the_destroy yeah if you do it right u get like 1.5B in the end i got 1.8B but its so useless cuz everything is cheap not like online where you couldn't even buy a car after doing a 1-2m heist
I love the fact that he's casually ranting about the jobs he's worked on to a criminal associate who's also worked with him on a good number of said jobs
I like he loudly talks about his biggest scores, how he took down two of the most important agencies worlwide, taking part of the death of dozens, maybe, at least nearly, hundreds of authorities but quietly says that he has a lot of money
I saw a CZcamsr make a skit about lester getting jealous of pavel and his cayo heist and lester basically yelling at the player ending with the player saying he'll do diamond and casino and lester saying he's take 20% or something
Bro i love Lester and i love how heâs always there for you during heist missionâs and when you need to get out of a tight spot and situation and i love how he tried to retire but got back in game and takes a massive part of the cut but man no one is as special as Lester and can be compared to him at all except us players when we have more then a few trillion dollars
I don't know if u know this but i think lester already thought of that the one example i can think of at the top of my head is him buying Franklin his new house for tax purposes so I'd say lester probably has that money invested in stocks and properties and he has like a public business as a front again for tax purposes and the only way he'll spend the invested money is by putting it in accounts in small amounts that only he has access to
@DarkL0rd_Helix Oh I get it, I didn't put exact proper grammar so you just had to say something negative because that's how modern humans are and you my friend, are one of those modern humans.
and he still takes a massive cut đ still a great character tho
20%!
Why do you then need 20% cut mr crest LOL
â@StackedDeckR32 fr people dont realise that and its still the crew taking like everything
â@Micheal Myers He's very annoying in the Doomsday Heist.
@StackedDeckR32 yeah he plans it out but the crew is the one who executes the plan
Lesterâs gotta be the most wanted criminal in GTA History
I don't think the government knows he is a high skilled hacker
The fedâ doesnât even know he exists. The best criminals never get caught.
@John The feds: you know Michael been talking some guy named Lester
The other guy: Lester? He's a cripple he can't do much of anything he isn't important.
@@zaikoreborn969 Ah.
They (the IAA) wiped his record in the Doomsday Heist.
If lester isnât in GTA 6 as the frail mob boss who runs the city from his deathbed then I will be thoroughly disappointed
Underrated comment
Its just not possible, because i belive lesters voice actor died but whit the high tech nowdays they could maybe make it happen idk
I don't think it would fit for him to be a mob boss he is more on the robber end of things, I think he could be a retired billionaire or something like that
@@gerimaster8820he is still alive
GTA6 will be before Lester was born. It's set ij Vice City and potentially the 80's
Lester: I have more money than I could ever spend!
Also Lester: *takes 75% of heist take*
Ik its a meme but he actually takes 5%
â@@Glitchrat_YT He takes 20. When Trevor plans to steal from Merryweather, he mentions "20% less who cares" or something like that.
@@manipulativeperson7313 he said something like:,, are u mad because you didnât get ur 20%?,,
But i meant the 5% he takes on casino heist
I know itâs a joke but your kinda over exaggerating it a bit
He only takes 5 percent but the other crew members take a combined total of 19 percent witch means you keep 76 percent of take
Lester:. Im the best plan maker
Dutch: I hAvE a PlAn
At least Lester did not plan on going to Tahiti with a little faith
â@@oijosuke9879 pavel
â@@ayemikey4178 HeY KaPiTaN eLrUbIo Is ReAdY fOr AnOtHeR ViSiT
@@oijosuke9879 Dutch,s plan was best of all but he couldn,t execute it
Have a little faith in you lester
The only character who's been with us through storyline to online is the Lester đđ
What about Trevor? Ron? Chef? Franklin? Lamar? Chop?
@@FlamingSolo brother they are also đđ
@@YalnizKurt643 fax my brother
Hope he's doing ok. I kinda miss him đą
mikey died
That moment Lesterâs hubris got the most of him where he literally confessed to economical terror across the state. It wouldâve been god awful hilarious if our characters wore a wire to that scene
Heâd just call himself and get off their watchlist ez
Hire a hitman change his name and move out of las santos
Our characters are probably just as wanted as he is lol with all the shit we do
Lester: I have more money that I could ever spend!
Me after robbing El Rubio for the 6969th time: Me too
đ
Fr
Buy a few arena war cars with full upgrades and you'll be cash poorđ
@@alibozkurt8263 Yeah ik, I don't even have an arena workshop, if I wanted to fully upgrade a single vehicle as well I'd be rinsing over $10M. Might as well buy a yacht instead because they don't serve much of a purpose except to flex as well. So much pointless shit to buy in gta online, RIP
@@CosmicX i bought an arena workshop to buy a Cerberus and now I have to file for bankruptcy. That shit is expensive. But tbh its pretty fun ramming cars or friends with the shunt boost
Lester: âI have more money that I can ever spendâ
Also Lester after seeing smart attractive woman: âIâll do itâ
Didn't he get together with the Chinese girl after the casino hiest
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@@zaikoreborn969 yeah
@Zuzuke -_- yeah I don't think he needs to be doing anymore hiest now
â@@zaikoreborn969 yeah...bad move for him...very bad move....
The only gigachad discord mod
He is 64 though
â@@C10H15Ninthehouseso? Discord moldders are a W
I bet bro didnt look like a discord mod when he wasnt a cripple. He probably was depressed of his lifestyle and decided to just eat and sit on his computer all day
â@@ziel9474he was born with a wasting diease
âi took down the iaa and the fibâ michael, trevor and franklin: đđ
Lol đ
lesters the mastermind
"I have more money than i could ever spend"
GTA inflation: "yeah about that..."
Yeah, go try and buy a shirt for 40.000 bucks
â@@dandanger5637 on a grand sale
â@@dandanger5637 or buy the old civic that costs more than a range rover
Intro: Candice Pillay]
Don't let me find out the bitch in you
Don't let me find out the snitch in you
[Chorus: Candice Pillay]
Fame and fortune is not your forte
Fuck the world now, I'm done with foreplay
Doctor's orders: go fuck yourself
Take two of these in the mornin', overdose and kill yourself
Doctor's orders
[Verse 1: Dr. Dre]
Listen, this is my evaluation
This shit oversaturated, y'all can get evacuated
Kids sippin' Actavis and they ain't even activated
Married to the Internet, stuck in place, salivatin'
Ain't nobody graduatin'
Don't nobody love this shit the way I love it
That's why I gotta hate it
Everybody out for fame, that ain't no exaggeration
Damn, I'm gettin' aggravated
Fuck, I'm gettin' agitated
Teachers so underpaid in these fuckin' schools
The police got our name in all they databases
Girls be thirteen actin' twenty-two
Niggas be forty-four actin' half they ages
Somebody tell me, what the fuck is goin' on?
These niggas in tight shit, I'm in the fuckin' Matrix
It's lookin' like a sign of the revelation
'Bout time of the return of the fuckin' greatest
I got all these patients, man
How come they ain't patient with me?
They just think I want the money
Why? When I can't take it with me
Y'all don't do it for the love, for the love not
They gon' find out who you are
Just admit it 'fore you get admittedBridge: Anderson .Paak]
Say, what you livin' about? (Fuck you gon' tell me?)
Do you remember where you started out though?
You're lookin' lost now (You want a pass? Oh, damn!)
Fake it 'til you make it, take your little paper
But when you look in the mirror your credibilityâs gone now
I'd rather be hated on for who I am
Than to be loved for who I'm not, that's word to Doc
[Chorus: Candice Pillay]
Fame and fortune is not your forte
Fuck the world now, I'm done with foreplay
Doctor's orders: go fuck yourself
Take two of these in the mornin', overdose and kill yourself
[Verse 2: Eminem & Candice Pillay]
In the beginning a few of the people who had a problem I was this good scoffed, I just shook off
Prob'ly reminded you of the first time you saw Tiger Woods golf
Never thought about how much my race and nationality meant
But based on how I ascended
See how plain it was now, they want me to jet
But no one really gave a fuck about my descent, 'til I took off
Mistook me because I looked soft
But I stood tall, I just followed the Doctor's orders
So I rose and grew balls, told these hoes to screw off
Decided opposing you is what I'm âposed to do, all's
I did was say what I'm feeling when the vocal booth calls
And had you on pins and needles when I spoke to you all
You felt my pain, it's almost like I poked voodoo dolls
And I hope my spirit haunts the studios when I'm gone
My picture jumps off a poster and just floats through the halls
And fuckin' goes through the walls like the ghost of Lou Rawls
Karma's headed for Armageddon
The drama setter, I'm going in, already got an arm and head in
Whoever said words are just words ain't heard me word 'em
I give a fuck if my image even ends up taking a personal hit
Whoever I hurt or whatever bridges I burned in this bitch
And whatever bitches feel like they didn't deserve what they get
And whatever consequences come with every verse
It's worth it, so Doc, turn the beat on
Whose turn is it to get murdered on it?
And here's to all the years I spent toein' a line to overtime
As sure as a mole is blind
In my mind I'm still underground as a groundhog
And I'ma go for mine, like a whole furrow just tryna dig up some gold and diamonds and coal to find
No signs of slowin', these lines are my 9's
I just load up the most rhymes and open fire with a closed mind
All I needed was someone to co-sign
Been a Doctor's assault rifle
With the sniper scope for this whole time
Day one, say when to blast, just give me the order, I spray (uh)
Pain in the ass, you'll get shot in the ass with a paint gun
Ain't no one safe from, non-believers there ain't none
I even make the bitches I rape cum
I'm waitin' on someone to say somethin'
Dre, make the bass pump!
And let the tape run for old time's sake!
I spit it straight through, this is take one
The moment you're waitin' for has come, but the-
â@@Y65A costs more than a Buggati lmao
Lester:I have a plan Michael:You always got a plan Lester Lester:This is a good one
_You can't fight change, Michael. You can't fight nature. You can't fight... gravity._
I think you got the wrong game budđ
tahts rdr John and Dutch
@@PajamaCatWithRamen itâs very high effort comedyđ
@@GojkoStojanovicII true
Bro became another heinsenberg đ
I like hisenberg but lester did way too much something in both walter and mike failed in
@@katsu2502 facts
,, who do you think you're talking to right now?"
Heisenberg* jesus. Learn to spell
"it's the Diamond Casino"
Lester: "aight bet when we doin' this?"
lester:âi have more money than i can spendâ
me who mods games since yes:âsame here lesterâ
(edit after almost forgeting this comment and coming back with this many likes and 70 replies dayum)
That sound awfully similar to a quote from braking bad.
Man you corny
Are there any chances you could give me a moneydrop?
Give money bro pls
sad to say the mod menu does not support online since it says cant play gta online with undetected files something simular to that
lester saying âiâ is very fair considering that he literally ran all of the big heists and the three protagonists ainât shit without him
Yes and no , ok he's the Brain but our characters are pretty smart so i think they could do a good heist without him (with expérience because at the very start its impossible they never did that)
â@@ok-6732 Lester told them not to do the Yankton job, they still did it and look what happened.
Lester didn't know about the Merryweather Heist, so they ended up risking their lives for nothing.
Without Lester... they... are... nothing.
@@mynamekanye240 yet most of Other missions or businesses are just the mc doing everything (exemple : cayo perico , Pavel doesn't guide you for anything)
â@@ok-6732 what do you mean, pavel guides the player through almost everything in cayo perico
Well they are killing machebes
5 year old me when I get $2đ°
Underrated
Despite what anyone says, I want more heists with Lester, they always feel like actual legit real robberys, the Cayo perico heist was cool sure but, it also didn't really make sense that you're trusting some daddies boy and a retired Russian naval soldier that you both just met to not run off with the money
We just ignoring the doomsday heist then?
@@Jmandude5 I don't see that as a heist since its not really a heist, just some super intelligent dude hires us to do some jobs for him for money then fucks us over so then we get hired by the government to stop him for money, no robbery or anything involved, kind of just intense missions with huge final payouts, still an awesome dlc tho
Lester:I have more money than I could ever spend
Lester taking all my heist money
What heist he takes alot?
@@Gage_the_destroy union depository. i notice trevor michael and franklin get 29 million each. even if you pick the best people, lester still gets the most out of the entire cut. but again it makes sense, it couldn't be possible without him
@@ninkamk I mean online story mode heist pay dont matter if you use the lester assassin missions to get over 200m on each character
â@@Gage_the_destroy yeah if you do it right u get like 1.5B in the end i got 1.8B but its so useless cuz everything is cheap not like online where you couldn't even buy a car after doing a 1-2m heist
â@@ninkamkthe maximum you could get in that heist is 41M
âThatâs nice grandpa now take your meds.â
âI have more money then I can ever spendâ because you take a shit ton of the scoresđ
When gta 6 comes out everyone will be playing it but we will remember all the legendary characters and missions from gta 5
underrated as hell i love lester
Bro always takes 50% of the cut
@@alexistecca408 *5%
â@@Cdazzz Nah more like 50%
@@XOmar. have you actually bothered to look up the cut he takes? In Diamond it's 5 percent
but bro still needs that cut when you do a hiest lol
âI have more money I can spendâ meanwhile he still takes 60% of the cut every time there is a heist
5%*
It's not 5% idiot it's 20%
Player: *undoes top button* "And I got it all on wire"
One of the đ€ who deserves to be appreciated, man knows what he is doing and knows when to pull out.
Bruh why all Russian's toxic asf when they talk English im not racist
Unlike my dad
Last dlc rob the richest man in gta âLester crestâ
I feel like a Lester is like Walter white version of GTA, but is there without the drugs part
I was about to say that. This scene reminds me of when Walter saw his money
He's a character I would expect to be in Breaking Bad.
Heâs Walter jr đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
i love how he says he has more money than he can ever spend but still take 400k from every heist
thats exactly why he has so much money
Wire under my shirt: đł
Gta 6 without lester will be interesting cant call lester when you got cops on u anymore
When you make $20 selling sodas at school
THEN STOP TAKING MINE
"I have more money I can ever spend"
*takes 1 million cut*
Has more money then he can spend but can't fix his limp
Bros richer than every character but still canât get a physical therapist đ
Yeah all of your money lester is from me doing a heist and you taking it allđ
Love how he spoils all of his crimes to some random ass guy đ
I love the fact that he's casually ranting about the jobs he's worked on to a criminal associate who's also worked with him on a good number of said jobs
He has more money than he can spend? Then why tf he need a cut from any heist?!
Watch out for franklin
The richest guy is the LS customs mechanic
Creepy uncle lester the mo-
I mean bain from payday 2 turned into the president
Proof that GTA Online is after Story Mode
Don't forget he saved the world as well
the professor in money heist
Lesterâs plan is always good
This is the moment Lester became lestenburg
lester looks like discord mods
I like he loudly talks about his biggest scores, how he took down two of the most important agencies worlwide, taking part of the death of dozens, maybe, at least nearly, hundreds of authorities but quietly says that he has a lot of money
Imma need the song
I'm trying so hard to get it
Pavel âhold my beerâ
I love how he laughs slightly when he says "I cleaned out the Union Depository
He has more money than he can ever spend cuz he keep taking our cuts
You mean I took every decent score
I wonder if there are putting Lester in the new Grand Theft Auto 6 that'd be cool
Lester is a technological badass in GTA
I think Lester would be a cool protagonist for another GTA game, he has a bigger empire than anyone else
Bro not for nothing but he walks with a cane that does not translate well to boots on the ground gameplay
@@Bigotsandwich1995 itâs fine stick an exosuit on him
Man literally plans 40k heists a day, give that man a break if he wants out lol
He knew how to play the system before Micheal could even score a 50k robbery
Bain from payday:
He's definitely the most successful person in gta history and that didn't end up with all his friends dead
I like how he says all of this but we all know he is going to appear again in a future GTA 5 online update.
Well.. my name is SKYLER WHITE YO
I like how he screams all his past federal offenses and then whispers about his money
*Pavel: let me introduce myself, Kapitan.*
I saw a CZcamsr make a skit about lester getting jealous of pavel and his cayo heist and lester basically yelling at the player ending with the player saying he'll do diamond and casino and lester saying he's take 20% or something
Bro i love Lester and i love how heâs always there for you during heist missionâs and when you need to get out of a tight spot and situation and i love how he tried to retire but got back in game and takes a massive part of the cut but man no one is as special as Lester and can be compared to him at all except us players when we have more then a few trillion dollars
i love the stock name is âBAWSAQâ đ
Bro really is just walter without the drugs and cancer
Imagine the guy would've recorded him and taken it to court lol.
"I have more money than i can ever spend!"
The IRS: "ladies and gentlemen, we gottem."
I don't know if u know this but i think lester already thought of that the one example i can think of at the top of my head is him buying Franklin his new house for tax purposes so I'd say lester probably has that money invested in stocks and properties and he has like a public business as a front again for tax purposes and the only way he'll spend the invested money is by putting it in accounts in small amounts that only he has access to
Just IMAGINE if lest and walter met up and made sum plansđ
Lesster need a game of his own and he still supports all players of online
I have more money than i can ever spendâŠyet he takes money from heists to this dayâŠOKAY
Yet he still pays you fuck all and makes you buy the arcade with your own money.
Lester is what if Dutch's plan came true
BALLSACK 500 CEO!?
"I have more money than I could ever spend!"
our characters just look at him like:
"do you want more?"
Song : GigaChad - Theme House [ Phonk ] - (Slowed)
I was gonna say no one asked but the comment right below yours was asking what the song name was so now Iâm the fool
Thank you
â@@user-rz4lg1vg1q you're a fool Micah a fool and also thank you as well
You should use that spit in my face song for Arthur getting spat in the face by Thomas downes and his downfall unless you don't want to
@DarkL0rd_Helix how
@DarkL0rd_Helix Jesus Christ calm down man
@DarkL0rd_Helix Oh I get it, I didn't put exact proper grammar so you just had to say something negative because that's how modern humans are and you my friend, are one of those modern humans.
â@@falseify3693 it makes sense to me hes just being a goody goody
â@@alexanderroman9064 snack
My man took down everything
Why arenât we just robbing Lester then
âI have more money than I could ever spend!â Yet you still take like a 90% cut out of each heist.
*5%
The moment lester became Heisenberg
,, Who do you think you are talking to right now?"
More money then he can spend and still can't fix his legs
Homies starting to sound like Saul Goodmanđ
Lester talking about how he took over Los Santos: bRo I rOb bAnK
Online Protagonist: đż
Next heist: steal from Lester and take him out.
Do you Confirm?
all that money, still cant fix that limp
He says that now but still takes a massive fucking cut whenever you do a heist
âAnd IâŠam wearing a wireâ
hate that he takes credit for taking out all those ceos as if he wasnât constantly calling franklin up
Lester: âI have more money than I can ever spend!â
*[Gas has entered the chat]*
If he has more money than he can ever spend why he still take a cut every heist then??
If Mark Wahlberg made 30 million on a single movie does that mean that he should WORK for free for the rest of his life?
if he has so much money then why does he have the worst house
Bain from Payday: so, youâre talking huh?
Payday gang: âmask upâ