Half in the Bag Episode 43: The Hobbit - An Unexpected Journey

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  • čas přidán 21. 12. 2012
  • Mike and Jay talk about Peter Jackson's latest trip to Middle-Earth, The Hobbit, and frustrate both Tolkien fans and HFR projection supporters in the process.
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  • @BennysGamingAttic
    @BennysGamingAttic Před 5 lety +1319

    "I got tired of hearing fortnight"
    They had no idea

    • @valer48
      @valer48 Před 3 lety +31

      It's nearly been a fortnight since this comment.

    • @MsStack42
      @MsStack42 Před 3 lety +19

      The word " fortnight " never appears in the Lord of the Rings. Famously, the " f " key on Tolkien's typewriter was broken. He originally planned to call the character Forin Oakenshield. True story.

    • @Sarg0goldleaf
      @Sarg0goldleaf Před 2 lety +13

      @@MsStack42 ah, that explains why Gandalfs name was originally Gandalth, food was thood, elf was elth, and breakfast was breakthast!

    • @MsStack42
      @MsStack42 Před 2 lety +10

      @@Sarg0goldleaf Too thucking right it does !

    • @dalekswartz2092
      @dalekswartz2092 Před rokem +9

      @@Sarg0goldleaf Mike Tyson’s Lord of the Rings

  • @Tremblay343
    @Tremblay343 Před 10 lety +3093

    The hilarious part is they completely called the way-overdone barrel scene.

    • @sayabukanhasan
      @sayabukanhasan Před 9 lety +37

      Tremblay343 lol that was actually my favorite scene

    • @stephencarroll4681
      @stephencarroll4681 Před 9 lety +204

      sayabukanhasan It was a microcosm of the problems with the Hobbit movies: like they said, pointless excess. Despite all the things flying around and all the CG I was actually bored with the barrel sequence because it was drawn out so much longer than it needed to be and all the pretty visuals in the world couldn't detract from the fact that its bloat added nothing (think Revenge of the Sith final fight; could've been much shorter and would've served the purpose better).
      Furthermore, it's textbook ruining the stakes. It was exactly like what Plinkett talked about in the Attack of the Clones review during the speeder chase. The characters are in such a ridiculous situation and they should be dead numerous times and yet they're fine when they shouldn't be (and don't even acknowledge or seem to care about any danger themselves), completely removing all worry or concern for the characters from the audience's minds that these characters could die. There's no more sense of danger or any stakes.
      To make things even worse, you have Legolas and Tauriel performing ridiculous superhuman feats one after the other, completely taking away our sense of knowing what the characters can do and knowing they are vulnerable and have limitations (think Matrix sequels), knowing the characters are under threat from their enemies ("Jedis cut through these things like they're butter. They really are pretty useless"-- sound familiar?), and knowing that any problem can't just be solved by some superhuman matrix character just coming in and deux ex machining the situation into oblivion (which of course does happen later in the movie).
      Lastly its over the top cartoonishness heightened the irreconcilability of the Hobbit's two incohesive tones, one of a fun little adventure, the other a grand and dark epic of world-affecting scale. You see the scene and wonder how you can take the other, supposedly dark things seriously, especially when this very stuff frames the barrel scene. Specifically, its the serious elf stuff that is solely there for playing on audience nostalgia/love for the original trilogy and trying to tie it in to that and raise the scale to LOTR levels. The barrel scene (and others) don't fit with that movie, but then of course they aren't the main problem. A shorter and more suspenseful barrel scene could have fit very well indeed within a fun adventure movie (or two movies) like the Hobbit would be better for being.

    • @candeesimmons9707
      @candeesimmons9707 Před 6 lety +6

      Inappropriate Username You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?

    • @thebreedinghousewife8818
      @thebreedinghousewife8818 Před 5 lety +2

      Tremblay343 right when I saw the comment they mentioned it

    • @monkeylemur
      @monkeylemur Před 5 lety +6

      You can say overdone, but it was easily the most entertaining scene in the movie

  • @ottamotta
    @ottamotta Před 4 lety +1386

    Jay in these earlier episodes looks like the modern Jay's stunt double

  • @arf15beagle
    @arf15beagle Před 8 lety +929

    "What's his name... Radagascar?"
    LMFAO

    • @ThePhantom4516
      @ThePhantom4516 Před 8 lety +3

      +reeelife what

    • @CrniWuk
      @CrniWuk Před 5 lety +23

      Radagascar was an animated movie with living cars trying to escape a zoo.

    • @dvdesprza
      @dvdesprza Před 5 lety +2

      David "Miscarriage" Miscavige I have a bone to pick with you. I don't like what you're doing with your church.

  • @jeremyking9108
    @jeremyking9108 Před 8 lety +746

    I love how they perfectly predict that silly wine barrel in the river scene how it drags out.

    • @zenithquasar9623
      @zenithquasar9623 Před 8 lety +8

      Tbh, I think the scene was so well choreographed, I enjoyed it heaps (maybe a minute or two too long but still).

    • @iksarmada7197
      @iksarmada7197 Před 8 lety +64

      Almost as if...Peter Jackson himself was sooo out of ideas that he watched this review and was like...click click bang bang.

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 Před 4 lety +3

      Jeremy King
      That's the scene the ruined the entire trilogy beyond any hope of recovery.

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 Před 4 lety +11

      @alprazolam1mgs
      It looked like a poorly rendered video game. It went on and on and on to the point where watching the film became an exercise in tedium. I will not forget or forgive.

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 Před 4 lety +5

      I would say the later fight between Smaug and the dwarves is even worse but at that point I was just waiting for the film to end.

  • @dirtypure2023
    @dirtypure2023 Před 3 lety +271

    "I think Tolkien had no idea what he was doing."
    Perhaps Mike's greatest bait ever. I laughed out loud.

    • @VortexMotiveVision
      @VortexMotiveVision Před 3 lety +31

      I clapped.

    • @liamcoak7830
      @liamcoak7830 Před 10 měsíci +2

      True though, the Hobbit was just a story for his children. The Lord trilogy was written to his son while he was at war in Europe. Tolkien was interested in the languages and the lore.

    • @maknavickas
      @maknavickas Před 9 měsíci +4

      @@liamcoak7830this is going to said really esoteric and weird, but I feel like the final fascination of any writer would eventually become language itself. In the same way that people can become obsessed with math itself one can become immersed in the back and fourth relationship between language and reality itself.

    • @beedubree2550
      @beedubree2550 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@maknavickas i too just smoked a bowl before reading this comment thread

    • @thomaslabat8335
      @thomaslabat8335 Před 6 měsíci

      @@maknavickasI 100% agree. Any novel is the "adventure of language".

  • @Lassenissen
    @Lassenissen Před 8 lety +1368

    "Christopher Lee who also has one foot in the grave" This was said in the past sure, but still makes me a little sad.
    I miss that guy.

    • @tristanmccann6838
      @tristanmccann6838 Před 8 lety +145

      Mr Plinkett voice:......oh........

    • @GelatinousSSnake
      @GelatinousSSnake Před 7 lety +71

      Don't worry, he's not dead. He's a vampire.

    • @wdcain1
      @wdcain1 Před 7 lety +9

      MST3K will be playing the Fu Manchu movie he did tomorrow. Half of me wants to watch it to laugh and the other half wants to cry.

    • @JMiles-wl1nq
      @JMiles-wl1nq Před 6 lety +26

      +Christopher Smith they aren't "trashing" them, they like the actors. They're just being brutally honest for comedic effect.

    • @jpbroussard1553
      @jpbroussard1553 Před 4 lety +10

      That’s what happens when you abandon reason for MADNESS!!

  • @nashligo
    @nashligo Před 9 lety +1028

    Each of the LotR movies cost about 94million to make. Jack and Jill cost 79million...

    • @spcsongparodycentral4612
      @spcsongparodycentral4612 Před 4 lety +16

      How tho

    • @alpsoker3021
      @alpsoker3021 Před 4 lety +12

      @@spcsongparodycentral4612 Billing I suspect.

    • @spcsongparodycentral4612
      @spcsongparodycentral4612 Před 4 lety +52

      But jack and jill looked like it had the budget of a sitcom episode and lord of the rings looked amazing

    • @sebsandwich1162
      @sebsandwich1162 Před 4 lety +98

      @@spcsongparodycentral4612 Sounds like money laundering or some kind of tax loophole to me.

    • @Pauly421
      @Pauly421 Před 4 lety +90

      Its because Sandler and his cronies pocketed huuuuge paychecks and didn't spend any of it on making the movie

  • @josephthompson9016
    @josephthompson9016 Před 3 lety +244

    I'm 43 episodes into my half in the bag marathon and at this point I've no idea what version of Mr plinkett we're on

  • @ToyFiend
    @ToyFiend Před 4 lety +328

    Watching this in 2020, the de-aging effects on these two is amazing.

    • @Regulith
      @Regulith Před 3 lety +13

      They've really improved the technology of digitally removing facial hair since The Justice League

    • @josiahbahuaud2294
      @josiahbahuaud2294 Před rokem +1

      @@Regulith It’s totally worth the effort, because Jay is a funnier character than we’ve had before, and if we can get him working…

  • @supertrampfreak23
    @supertrampfreak23 Před 8 lety +722

    It was kind of Tolkien's thing for the hero to be "Just Some Guy".

    • @gagaplex
      @gagaplex Před 6 lety +96

      Kind of. It's more that the protagonist is "just some guy". And while I'd agree that Bilbo and Frodo are heroes of their stories, he also had more typical heroes and even Messiah figures in his stories, like Aragorn.

    • @names_are_useless
      @names_are_useless Před 6 lety +101

      It had more to do that Tolkien was following the story structures of antiquity, particularly in Norse mythology: many times a character would be introduced through his feats and lineage, not so much emotional and character progression. Bard wouldn't be "just some guy" in a story of Antiquity: he's Bard the Bowman, son of Bain, and becomes the first king of the new Kingdom of Dale.
      Do these add anything to his character in a movie? No. Does a character like this work in a children's story? Yes. Characters like these work EVEN BETTER in The Lord of the Rings, where many ancillary Princes and Lords are introduced that are never even seen in the films: Prince Imrahil of Dol Amroth, Halbarad (Ranger of the North, and the Leader of the Grey Company), Glorfindel (reincarnated, one of the Firstborn elves, and a former Lord of Gondolin), Beregond (Captain of the Fountain Guard and future Lord of Ithilien), etc etc. They add to the grandiose storytelling, even if they may not have well-defined personalities or backstories.
      The Hobbit movies add characters like Tauriel to the story "because we need a female love interest." Yes I hated the Arwen-Aragorn romance, but at least it serves a purpose: he does marry her by the end of ROTK. Tauriel ... is a Mary-Sue of a character (ok, I have never even seen Hobbit movies 2 and 3, but I can look and see that that is what she is). Off-hand statement: Tolkien can do a romance: Beren and Luthien in The Silmarrillion IS what a Man and Elf relationship can look like when it adds to the story (it's just in this case, Tolkien likely omitted Arwen from much of the LOTR books because she wouldn't have added much to them).

    • @rozero123459gnh
      @rozero123459gnh Před 5 lety +5

      I never read the book, but in the 1970's (?) cartoon it seemed the Hero was the Bard's family/heirloom tradition of passing on Black Arrow. So directly the hero was heirloom tradition and maybe his unknown family.

    • @darksim1930
      @darksim1930 Před 4 lety +2

      Don't you have something to get mad about on twitter?

    • @sonofthewolfguardianofthef1214
      @sonofthewolfguardianofthef1214 Před 4 lety +1

      ro luna in the books he was the descendent of the kings of Dale and the black arrows were just regular arrows with different tips and Laketown had hundreds of them

  • @ronmexico1652
    @ronmexico1652 Před 4 lety +94

    Always nice to revisit these old reviews, back when Jay looked like West Virginia.

  • @Sapieteuthid
    @Sapieteuthid Před 10 lety +448

    "I read 50 pages ... it was just people moving along a map."
    Lol. Guys, I'm pretty sure they don't even leave the house within the first 50 pages.

    • @ender7278
      @ender7278 Před 4 lety +56

      Six chapter just leaving the Shire. I don't have time for this shit.

    • @sonofthewolfguardianofthef1214
      @sonofthewolfguardianofthef1214 Před 4 lety +7

      Ender ya not a lot happens but it’s not time consuming

    • @chriscatino5950
      @chriscatino5950 Před 3 lety +89

      Funnily enough the parts of LOTR in the first book where it's just the hobbits and none of the world ending plot are some of my favorite in the entire story. There's something comforting and simple about a group of characters just camping and moving around on a map that the biggest battle for the fate of the world couldn't hold a candle to in terms of sparking that sense of adventure and fantasy

    • @rabbitcouch15
      @rabbitcouch15 Před 2 lety +2

      Don't Care but what about 601st lunch?

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 Před 2 lety +4

      Chris Catino
      Level 1 to 3 are the best part of every game.

  • @sartanko
    @sartanko Před 7 lety +506

    Bard actually was some guy in the book.

    • @MrNullAxiom
      @MrNullAxiom Před 7 lety +22

      I was about to post that exact comment.

    • @TheMagicRobot
      @TheMagicRobot Před 5 lety +68

      He was a local hero, but yeah, in relation to the story of The Hobbit, he was 'just some guy'.

    • @K4inan
      @K4inan Před 5 lety +9

      @Dreyness My best friend when I was 8, we played everquest and his account name was Bard93, from the character in Bilbo.

    • @jpbroussard1553
      @jpbroussard1553 Před 4 lety +56

      He wasn’t just “some guy,” he was the descendant of the archer that failed to kill Smaug when he attacked the mountain town that they lived in before Laketown. His ancestor (maybe grandpa or great grandpa) claimed that he saw the scale fall from the dragon, but he, and by association his family name became tarnished, so the descendant redeems the family name, after living his entire life as a joke, he arguably has more character arc than 80% of modern Hollywood movies.

    • @jpbroussard1553
      @jpbroussard1553 Před 4 lety +29

      ...which is also why he is the only one that possesses a dragon-killing Black Arrow.

  • @cassandra.wladyslava
    @cassandra.wladyslava Před 3 lety +168

    I know this is old, but I had to comment on it: Peter Jackson wasn’t originally going to direct and movies. He signed on after Guiermo del Toro left. In interviews he said he was pretty much just winging it and there were a lot of problems with the production. It didn’t seem like he was directing the movies out of a great desire to return to the world of LOTR.

    • @whoknows8264
      @whoknows8264 Před 3 lety +45

      I recall watching a video that PJ did the movie because he wanted it made in NZ and if he didn't do it the studios would take the production out of NZ cause the NZ film unions and Hollywood fucking hated each other. Also del Toro pulled out because the studio were very hands on and didn't like what del Toro was doing so he gave them the bird. So Peter had to start from scratch, with release due in less than 2 years, to make 3 movies. The movies writing is garbage but I respect the production crew for making the movies look good enough.

    • @DarkAngelEU
      @DarkAngelEU Před 3 lety +41

      @@whoknows8264 The production of The Hobbit is notoriously controlled by the studios and I find it weird that they don't mention this in their review. It's the reason why the movie looks the way it looks, it's the reason why it's released in three parts (instead of Del Toro's idea of releasing two parts, with the first ending somewhere around when they arrive Smaug and the second being the epic battle and everything).
      These movies are an embarrassment.

    • @monke12354
      @monke12354 Před 3 lety +9

      @@DarkAngelEU the whole second part was just them being at The Lonely Mountain and then the big fight and end? That's barely anything haha, like the fight wasn't even very much detailed in the book at all, that would have been a weird choice.

    • @DarkAngelEU
      @DarkAngelEU Před 3 lety +9

      @@monke12354 That's how Del Toro planned it and I respect him enough to trust that he would have turned it into something rather epic.

    • @ringbearer1420
      @ringbearer1420 Před rokem

      I think given how rushed LoTR was at the end, it’s sorta a treat how drawn out these films were. They balance out.

  • @thepwncher4580
    @thepwncher4580 Před 9 lety +568

    Christopher Lee.
    "One foot in the grave"
    :'(

    • @rabasiticamphibian
      @rabasiticamphibian Před 8 lety +5

      RIP

    • @alesin1992
      @alesin1992 Před 8 lety +18

      +H Mason So what?

    • @thepwncher4580
      @thepwncher4580 Před 8 lety +2

      ***** I didn't mean to offend. I didn't mean it as a joke. I meant it with sincerity. I am saddened and sorry for your loss

    • @gkay8889
      @gkay8889 Před 6 lety +1

      sabooskin u just said mikes joke nothing to be ashamed of..

    • @gkay8889
      @gkay8889 Před 6 lety

      H Mason offended?lol

  • @Three60Mafia
    @Three60Mafia Před 2 lety +15

    48FPS is the future... and then nobody made a 48fps movie ever again.

    • @user-dg3re2gz5w
      @user-dg3re2gz5w Před rokem +2

      Maybe it's a more diiiiiiiiiiistant future you know

  • @resto776
    @resto776 Před 6 lety +52

    Guillermo Del Toro was supposed to direct these, but dropped out kind of last minute, then Peter Jackson stepped in and had almost no time to prepare the movie. So they basically made it up as they went along. He was bummed about it too.

    • @alanpennie8013
      @alanpennie8013 Před 4 lety +14

      Mac F
      Bad as these films are it really isn't appropriate to blame Peter Jackson who was given an impossible task.

  • @BollocksUtwat
    @BollocksUtwat Před 9 lety +454

    I just finished watching the Desolation of Smaug and at 13:00 they're so astutely describing exactly what happened in the barrel scene, except they have no concept of how absurd it became.
    These guys understand the director's mind well if they can a year ahead of time predict what the production will look like.

    • @dangerdan2592
      @dangerdan2592 Před 8 lety +15

      Illuminati confirmed?

    • @tankmaster1018
      @tankmaster1018 Před 6 lety +47

      Well Peter Jackson took it a step further even. They called the fact that there would have a huge barrel scene, but they seemed to think it would be more of a river rapid/waterfall type action scene, with the danger coming from drowning and rocks. Peter Jackson took it way further, and had the waterfall rock action, while being chased by orcs, who were also being chased and fought by the elves, including fucking Legolas. Tons of people predicted that the barrel scene was going to be a huge drawn out scene in this film, but nobody could have realized just how ridiculous the final scene would end up being...

    • @anttoz4989
      @anttoz4989 Před rokem +1

      Real Film lovers that understand film & the film makers but also how studios can scramble the egg a little too hard

  • @whatdothlife4660
    @whatdothlife4660 Před rokem +13

    Jay has brought up how much he likes LotR a few times. I wish he'd do a RE:View of The Fellowship of the Ring.

  • @forestbr34th54
    @forestbr34th54 Před 3 lety +42

    THAT WAS SO GREAT. When mr plinket just left you could say that was an unexpected journey

  • @polishfish
    @polishfish Před 9 lety +584

    That underground goblin chase was one of the worst scenes I've ever seen in my life. When the stupid bridge fell and they rode it, I wanted to leave the theater...

    • @polishfish
      @polishfish Před 9 lety +114

      Darkness1984 It may seem that way from the tone of my comment, but I actually do like fun! And the original LotR trilogy. I could write an essay about why that scene in particular was so bad, but here is the summary:
      1. The special effects look very bad. The sometimes CGI, sometimes real actors ran across a badly composited scene (in the, "something looked fake" sense). It felt like the actors were just running at normal speed and waving their arms through the air, pushing weightless CGI enemies without effort.
      2. There was no sense of danger. Those kinds of thrilling CGI scenes work best when the filmmaker hints at the vulnerability of the protagonists. It looked like were all immortal and not in any danger. When they were SURFING ON THE FALLING bridge, that was the worst part.
      3. It lasts too long on a really simple gag.
      Scenes like that rely on the special effects looking good, and a sense of empathy for the protagonists. Enjoy the scene if you can, but those aspects make me dislike the scene (and the rest of the movie isn't good enough to make up for it lol). I can't believe the special effects supervisor OKed that scene.
      SAME WITH THE BUNNY SCENE

    • @Firstnamewastaken
      @Firstnamewastaken Před 9 lety +42

      polishfish Same for me, took me out of the movie. That's where it hit home for me that this wasn't a LoTR movie with the same vibe as the first three - felt like a disney ride or something. At that point I stopped expecting a more sober, serious tone that would make me feel intrigued or engaged in the story like the other movies did. For example, the battle of helm's deep was some serious feels when the survivors were ''drafted'' to fight and die on the ramparts at the battle they all knew they were going to lose. Then again, the hobbit was based on a children's book so I can't blame PJ too much.

    • @sadenb
      @sadenb Před 9 lety +2

      polishfish Why din't you leave then punk?

    • @polishfish
      @polishfish Před 9 lety +15

      sanch Sanchayan because I saw it with family :)

    • @sadenb
      @sadenb Před 9 lety +1

      That's good .. I don't mind the sequence considering Peter Jackson wanted a fluid silly escape that captures the same essence of the book .

  • @DamienTepps
    @DamienTepps Před 10 lety +263

    I honestly would've liked to have seen how Guillermo Del Toro direction would take The Hobbit. Almost all his films have a fairy tale sense about them, so it would've been refreshing I think. It's a shame that he fell out of the project. I still love these films, but I really wonder what could have been.

    • @tyrantfitness
      @tyrantfitness Před 5 lety +14

      It would have sucked because Guillermo sucks at making movies

    • @Jw-un8oh
      @Jw-un8oh Před 5 lety +14

      @@jakejutras5420 That fish movie sucked. Hellboy was aight tho

    • @danugo6742
      @danugo6742 Před 4 lety +19

      Cronos anyone? Pan's labyrinth... I even liked Blade 2

    • @willmungas8964
      @willmungas8964 Před 3 lety +5

      Danugo 67 ummmm... pacific rim, dammit?

    • @ZaLewdWarudo
      @ZaLewdWarudo Před 9 měsíci

      @@tyrantfitness braindead take

  • @Kleavers
    @Kleavers Před 3 lety +150

    I can't believe this video is almost 8 years old...

    • @CruelQuertos
      @CruelQuertos Před 3 lety +13

      We're getting old

    • @AltenbergerWiesel
      @AltenbergerWiesel Před 3 lety +1

      +1 :-)

    • @PhiTonics
      @PhiTonics Před 3 lety +6

      4 real, Jay looks like a different person.
      Mike looks identical 🤣

    • @lowmax4431
      @lowmax4431 Před 3 lety +1

      I remember when this was the new shit. I was like: red-letter media has a show? Whaaaaaa?

    • @valer48
      @valer48 Před 3 lety +1

      @@DKGifford19608 Yeah, was laughing my ass off that that! He's now had one foot in the grave for almost a decade...talk about awkward lol!

  • @SaltySparrow
    @SaltySparrow Před 10 lety +52

    These are the worst movies because of how long they are. A tiny childrens book is 3 huge movies. I could see the argument to make it 2, but 3? Its blatant "fuck you, give me more money"

    • @Michaelair2323
      @Michaelair2323 Před 9 lety

      dont fucking watch then

    • @SaltySparrow
      @SaltySparrow Před 9 lety +3

      Michaelair2323 I didnt see the 3rd one. Fell asleep during the second :)

    • @felphero
      @felphero Před 9 lety

      I actually liked the first one a lot, the second is not that bad either. The third one however, it's fucking disgusting. The entire movie feels like a gigantic 3rd act. It's just stuff happening, like the climax, but there was no fucking set up before. Of course the set up was the first two movies, but a movie should be able to stand on it's own as far as enjoyment

  • @EvilPoet85
    @EvilPoet85 Před 10 lety +106

    I liked the Hobbit, but it did'nt needed to be three movies, and it suffers from that fact

  • @dimjimmy4234
    @dimjimmy4234 Před 7 lety +75

    "i saw it with mine own eyes" always kills me for some reason

    • @lescovahvalich460
      @lescovahvalich460 Před 5 lety +12

      Mike often talks in an olde worlde folksy way. I think it's how they talk in Fargo-land, or wherever Wisconsin is.

    • @kingofthehamsters
      @kingofthehamsters Před 4 lety +1

      @@lescovahvalich460 Or did it "on accident" (that phrasing always sticks out for me as weird.)

  • @natazer
    @natazer Před 10 lety +104

    I was way more excited to see Del Toro's take on the hobbit. Not dogging PJ but it really needed something different IMO.

  • @DevanLund
    @DevanLund Před 11 lety +39

    The sneeze, followed by "Please keep this in the final edit!" had me laughing.

  • @J3335
    @J3335 Před 4 lety +125

    Jay, half way through his transition to good looking.

  • @piasecznik
    @piasecznik Před 11 lety +6

    I think the main misunderstanding in the Tolkien criticism is that Tolkien didn't really try to tell a story, he just told the story of the world as it was in his head. If he didn't have Bilbo kill Smaug it probably wasn't because he couldn't appreciate the value of an archetypical dragon-slaying hero, being an eminent English professor and one of the main experts on Beowulf. It's because in his head Bilbo *didn't* kill Smaug and he couldn't help it or do something about it.

  • @munchaking1896
    @munchaking1896 Před 4 lety +34

    "This is the way we're gonna view movies forever" - 4 years later no cinemas would dare to play 3D movies.

  • @ARB1452
    @ARB1452 Před 4 lety +50

    “This is the bit where Tolkien fans get mad at us because..”
    *Like Two seconds later*
    “...Tolkien.... didn’t know what he was doing...”

  • @war1980
    @war1980 Před 11 lety +73

    Whats a Half in the Baggins, Precious?

  • @dwaynecuster
    @dwaynecuster Před 4 lety +17

    7 years later...Ian McKellen is still alive. Albeit, he's 80 now. =)

  • @AStrategyGameDev
    @AStrategyGameDev Před 3 lety +19

    Sad thing is it really sounds from behind the Scenes that Peter Jackson was brought in last minute, with no prep time, and just had to wing it.

  • @joebrown3306
    @joebrown3306 Před 6 lety +536

    in 2018 youll REALLY get tired of the word fortnite...

    • @henrywarmoth1792
      @henrywarmoth1792 Před 5 lety +18

      I was just coming down to comment that. Lol. My take was going to be, "You thought you were tired of the word fortnight in 2012... Lol

    • @titannumber9
      @titannumber9 Před 5 lety +6

      this is very true. I do hear about Fortnite a little bit from fans, but the people that hate it bitch about it at literally every chance possible
      @@jakejutras5420

    • @jaimemariovillaescusa81
      @jaimemariovillaescusa81 Před 5 lety +3

      Henry Warmoth Guessing you play Fortnite, lmfao.

    • @TheKnightBlade4
      @TheKnightBlade4 Před 5 lety +5

      @@jakejutras5420 it sucks, get over it

    • @SgFlaxy
      @SgFlaxy Před 4 lety +5

      I need a clip of Mike saying "fortnight and I was like you know I need to go out and and play outside"

  • @ultimaT
    @ultimaT Před 5 lety +290

    17:42 I also get tired of reading the word FortNite

    • @user-ud2tk7nz1o
      @user-ud2tk7nz1o Před 5 lety +5

      Is Mike a time-traveler...

    • @user-ud2tk7nz1o
      @user-ud2tk7nz1o Před 3 lety

      I am internet-addicted indeed. Also wow this comment was made a year ago.

  • @ThePhudD
    @ThePhudD Před 10 lety +44

    Peter Jackson's 'See Spot Run' will be a quadrilogy

    • @JJvideoman
      @JJvideoman Před 6 lety +1

      paulhudd *quadrology

    • @bradgregory6995
      @bradgregory6995 Před 3 lety +2

      "Peter Jackson's Dr. Seuss's Cat in the Hat Vol 2: Part 3: A Big Mess"

  • @kykinson1173
    @kykinson1173 Před 7 lety +78

    30:04 door is open
    30:10 door is closed
    Paranomal Activity 4?!

  • @Gnomelord0
    @Gnomelord0 Před 10 lety +66

    actually Tolkien was not writting in a different Era, he was deliberately subverting the "Big Hero kills dragon" trope. I liked this movie though.

  • @bulliwyf
    @bulliwyf Před 9 lety +72

    12:55 Prophetic.

    • @monomakes
      @monomakes Před 8 lety +1

      +bulliwyf Yea! Who knew that would happen?

    • @monomakes
      @monomakes Před 8 lety +5

      +Brace110 The book mentions nothing about stretching out a scene to create more films.
      Wuh?

  • @lewisberger8111
    @lewisberger8111 Před rokem +3

    “We should make this movie before Sir Ian McCellan dies.”
    Wrong Ian

  • @kjkiefcakes1847
    @kjkiefcakes1847 Před 4 lety +9

    Jay's excitement at the tapes appearing is my favorite thing ever filmed in the history of things that have been filmed. It seems actually genuine, and it's probably because the whole thing was his idea.

  • @atcdiddly
    @atcdiddly Před rokem +10

    "I got tired of seeing the word fortnite." This video was ahead of it's time.

  • @JManthegamerdude
    @JManthegamerdude Před 5 lety +10

    "And Christopher Lee, who also has one foot in the grave."
    I cry everytime...

  • @mollymillions5438
    @mollymillions5438 Před 3 lety +11

    Whenever I watch you guys It reminds me of something very important, I don't have enough beer in my life.

  • @sejembalm
    @sejembalm Před 5 lety +21

    4:00 - "Make us the money you made for us with Lord of the Rings." Peter Jackson completed that objective with The Hobbit movies out-grossing The Lord of the Rings movies at 3 billion dollars for that jumbled mess of a cash-grab.

    • @stuv1996
      @stuv1996 Před 3 lety +9

      He did his job well at least. If only he was given more time to prepare they could have been good movies.

  • @Phelan666
    @Phelan666 Před 3 lety +47

    I can't believe this movie came out 7 years ago.

  • @Polarbear34
    @Polarbear34 Před 11 lety +7

    This conversation was very informative and quite useful. Thank you!

  • @jameskane8428
    @jameskane8428 Před 9 lety +12

    Totally called it on the barrel scene. Good job you guys.

  • @YamanoRyuu
    @YamanoRyuu Před rokem +2

    "Ok, sounds good lets go. Shieeet" 😂

  • @dieppat
    @dieppat Před 5 lety +14

    As a big fan of The Office (UK) before they made these films, I was very happy to see Martin Freeman cast in such a big role. Too bad he was kind of underutilized. He did well though for what was asked of him.
    There's an old interview after The Office wrapped where Freeman says something like "if I'm 80 years old and people are still shouting Tim (his character in the Office) at me, I'll understand but wonder why aren't they shouting something else at me? ... still, there are worse things to have shouted at you." (I'm paraphrasing). I guess he's more well known for this role now. Hopefully people aren't shouting "Oi, Bilbo!" at him when he's 80.

    • @The420033
      @The420033 Před 3 lety +4

      I imagine a lot of his conversations contain a line "Elementary, my dear Watson!"

  • @Vallarok117
    @Vallarok117 Před 7 lety +165

    "'' Movies, are no longer about the story, jay, they are about the experience, the immersion into a world "" Yes, you're right, mike, movies are trying to do what video games already do perfectly, why? I don't know.

    • @doctorgene3201
      @doctorgene3201 Před 7 lety +102

      And games are trying to be unnecessarily cinematic like movies.

    • @Vallarok117
      @Vallarok117 Před 7 lety

      Some games, yes, like The Wolf Among Us which I find nice to watch like a movie ( or more aptly a TV series ) yet I do not enjoy playing it, therefore it being a video game is rendered somewhat moot. P.S Upon revisiting what I said it may read like I was trying to be negative towards movies, that is not what I intended.

    • @vholst
      @vholst Před 7 lety +4

      It stems (imo) from trying to translate movie cinematic feel to games, which doesn't work, unless you render aspects of what separates the two mediums (player agency) out of games to obtain the more movie feel (like the atrocious The Order: 1886 tried to do). Like you mentioned with TWAU, it works great there, and it does in a lot of Tell Tale games, but developers need to sit down and think about how to achieve a cinematic experience for a player, without butchering agency (sort of like how music can be used in such a way to boost atmosphere in a movie can be used in a similar fashion to give contextual audio queues to players in a game like Dark Souls). It's not an insurmountable goal, just being approached from a misguided direction. Also, it doesn't help that the word cinematic is being abused when discussing elements in a game that come off an improperly attributed (for a lack of better words) mechanic without understanding how it applies to the situation (outside of cutscenes, and again, The Order: 1886).

    • @Vallarok117
      @Vallarok117 Před 7 lety +1

      Vholst I think you just conveyed what I tried to, but a lot better. And I did feel like TWAU was a bad example after I posted it, because, I wasn't thinking of the player choice mechanics among other things. Also, The Order 1886 is a much better example, change a few things here and there ( like more in-depth characters ) and it would make a great movie, but as video game it is abominable. ( atrocious was underselling it )

    • @vholst
      @vholst Před 7 lety +1

      Player choice changes with the content and how it's best to be implemented (like walking simulators being more fluff than substance in what the player can do, even though they potentially can be stronger as a genre). I also haven't played TWAU, but I have played their old Sam and Max series, the first season of The Walking Dead and Tales from the Borderlands, and so I don't know if their A team (those that made what I mentioned) or B team (those that made Minecraft or Game of Thrones), but the player takes a different role in being the conductor, rather than an entity.
      [Spoilers if you haven't played TWD or TftB]
      The player's choice in these games becomes much more focused and difficult to nail down, as the choices have to absolutely matter, and have the carry weight (trusting in Handsome Jack being a good example), and of course the context in which these scenarios occur at the time (Lee cutting his arm off after being bitten). They aren't perfect, but Tell Tale can tell a tale well (pun unintended) and give the player agency in the direction it can go, and sometimes, cause the player to later regret decisions. To quote a friend "They're like interactive Saturday Morning Cartoons, where you help write your version of the story". 1886 is a gorgeous game, with a great setting, but wrapped around boring shooting sections and QTEs in an insultingly bad presentation and abysmal marketing that was aimed at passive-aggressively insulting the audience. I agree, it would have been a slow, but pretty solid movie, but as a game, it came off as the intro to a prequel stretched out for a far too long (a tech demo if nothing else). It made Killzone: Shadowfall look amazing in comparison.

  • @NCC1371
    @NCC1371 Před 4 lety +2

    One of the best things about the hobbit movies is it gave faces and personalities to the all the dwarves which are hard to keep track of while reading the book.

  • @frankmaka2763
    @frankmaka2763 Před 6 lety +30

    Also Bard is the name of the "random bowman" who killed Smaug. He's actually a descendant of the ancient Lords of Dale, a city that is near the Lonely Mountain. It was ravaged by Smaug long ago and thus it was very fitting that Bard would eventually subdue him. I always liked that bit, it seemed so epic in my mind. I imagined a darker night and a moonlit lake with a few houses dimly lit in the distance. There, Bard would be standing on the docks of Lake town. In the distance Smaug would be seen making his approach, swooping downward. But lo! Bard, with his bow aimed straight and true, let fly a righteous arrow that would pierce the dragon's diamond clad armour. Tumbling downward into the lake, Smaug fell and was no more!!!....I miss the days when my imagination was on fire.

  • @lachlanmacfarlane275
    @lachlanmacfarlane275 Před 11 lety +14

    "Tolkien had no idea what he was doing."
    MUST. RESIST. FLAMING. REDLETTERMEDIA.

  • @hayberdasher8625
    @hayberdasher8625 Před rokem +5

    The Hobbit book was a charming, simple story with a lot of humor and heart. The Peter Jackson Hobbit movies are crude, violent, stupid, and overblown.

  • @violetvalentine999
    @violetvalentine999 Před 5 lety +2

    the magcial jumanji vhs boardgame skit was one of the funniest & wittiest things i've ever seen written? god i'm so tired & kind of high but guys that skit at the end was genius & i need you two to know that. amazign work fellas

  • @neatodd
    @neatodd Před rokem +2

    6:26 Oh Jay, you sweet summer child.

  • @therealdestructicus
    @therealdestructicus Před 3 lety +22

    Jay looks like hes 15 years old on this.

  • @sakarisalomaa2174
    @sakarisalomaa2174 Před 4 lety +87

    17:41
    "I got tired reading the word fortnite" -Mike 2012
    How do you guys keep doing this

    • @sakarisalomaa2174
      @sakarisalomaa2174 Před 3 lety +1

      @@paulk6399 Joke=joke

    • @sakarisalomaa2174
      @sakarisalomaa2174 Před 3 lety +1

      @@paulk6399 Could you rate all of my old jokes in todays context? Would really mean a lot from a funny and not self serious person like you.

    • @sakarisalomaa2174
      @sakarisalomaa2174 Před 3 lety +1

      @@paulk6399 oh man what is wrong with your life. You are turning into a monster here just because of a meaningless joke you didn't like. All the best for you. Peace.

    • @sakarisalomaa2174
      @sakarisalomaa2174 Před 3 lety +1

      @@paulk6399 Nah you just told me again that you don't like my old joke. This time you just were even pettier. And hey if you don't like it that's cool, I'm sure you have better things to do than getting upset about some old pun

  • @ramirogutierrez6312
    @ramirogutierrez6312 Před rokem +1

    Thank you
    Love you guys .

  • @bane6419
    @bane6419 Před 5 lety +2

    OMG the old wooden radio, next to the green armchair!
    My grandparents till have one of those!
    Wow the memories

  • @killpidone
    @killpidone Před 8 lety +46

    It's good to note that Peter Jackson picked up the project in the middle of production, hence why more CGI was used.

  • @myselfapretend
    @myselfapretend Před 7 lety +4

    So basically, movies today are becoming the feelies from Huxley's Brave New World.

  • @britishnerd3919
    @britishnerd3919 Před 2 lety +2

    Oh the "some guy" thing is because it's based on Beowulf, where the dragon is awoken by 13 thieves and beowulf has to fight the dragon. Its linked to those old epics like the Iliad and such

  • @guyr3618
    @guyr3618 Před 2 lety +2

    "I think Tolkien has no idea what he was doing." Bold words from a HACK FRAUD.

  • @Ninjasqrlgirl
    @Ninjasqrlgirl Před 10 lety +17

    You guys helped me nail what I didn't like about this movie. It spent too much time on the grand scale and forgets to narrow down to the small things that build characters and the world.

  • @DmanDominate
    @DmanDominate Před 2 lety +5

    Peter Jackson actually came in and salvaged what was left of the movies

  • @LadyBlazerine
    @LadyBlazerine Před 10 lety +37

    My problem with the movie is that there are some REALLY good memorable scenes, however they overshadow the rest of the movie. So you have an entire movie that can't really live up to the sections that are memorable. After I see a pretty good scene. I mentally go okay this gonna be great from this point on. Then you're thrown back into boring segments of poorly executed comedy relief by the dwarfs. So in a sense you feel like you're being taken in and out of the movie, because its almost like it doesn't know what type of movie its trying to be.

  • @ctastrophe
    @ctastrophe Před 4 lety +5

    If only poor Bilbo knew that the TV show for LOTR was going to have the showrunners of Game Of Thrones involved just because we can't have nice things

  • @AlexanderLeset
    @AlexanderLeset Před 5 lety +5

    I remember being at a friend's house and we were watching some movie at 60FPS and I kept complaining that everything looked out of sync or that it was sped up or something and no one else saw it but me. I felt like a crazy person.

  • @RFC-3514
    @RFC-3514 Před 2 lety +4

    22:58 -This is not actually true. A lot of older movies were recorded at lower speeds (typically 12 to 18 frames per second), and were projected at different speeds (sync wasn't very relevant for silent movies). As you mention later, we're used to seeing old silent comedies projected at 24 fps, with everyone moving very fast, but back in the day most of them would have moved at "normal" speed, just will less frames per second - i.e., motion would have looked less fluid).
    Also, when 24 fps films are converted to PAL (for TV / home video release) they're often sped up by 4%, to match the standard PAL 25 fps (that's why the same film often has slightly different running times in Europe vs. the US, even when the edit is exactly the same - these days most TVs can do 24 fps so publishers don't bother converting them anymore). Converting 24 to 29.97 FPS (NTSC standard) retains the original duration almost exactly, but is a mess in terms of update rate.
    There's nothing inherently wrong with 48 fps, and it does make the 3D effect a lot _less_ annoying (because it reduces the issues with the lack of sync between both eyes - some 3D systems require both eyes to be in sync, and some require them to be out of sync, but the film is only shot once, which means in some theatres one "eye" will lag behind the other), but you always need to sit in front of the screen. Watching a "3D" movie at an angle is hell _regardless_ of frame rate.
    Also video wasn't "30 frames a second because of video fields". It was actually ~60 updates per second "because of video fields", but where each update only had half the vertical resolution (and updated only the odd or even lines of the screen). So it was either ~60 fields per second or ~30 frames per second (for NTSC; in PAL countries, which is most of the world, it would be 50 fields or 25 frames).
    Nowadays, with digital broadcasts and HD formats, a lot of things do indeed use 60 (or 50) full frames per second, with no interlacing. It's particularly beneficial when trying to track small objects moving quickly (i.e., sports, wildlife documentaries).
    Also, shooting more frames per second doesn't "slow things down". What slows things down is playing it back at a _lower_ frame rate.
    24:20 - Motion blur is really a function of shutter speed, not frame rate. Shooting at a higher frame rate does limit the _maximum_ amount of "natural" motion blur you can get, but a lot of 24 fps material is shot with less than a 1/48th ("180º") shutter anyway. As long as the exposure time is the same, you'll get the same amount of motion blur, regardless of frame rate. And, of course, these days it's easy to use optical reflow to get whatever amount of motion blur you want in post.
    You really should do the technical explanation part _before_ opening the beers, and save those for the film critique. ;-)
    TL;DR - The "technical" part of the explanation was a mess, and likely to leave people knowing even less. The problem was you watched the film on a huge screen at an angle. If you had watched it on a smaller screen and looking straight at it, the 48 fps would have made it a lot more comfortable than typical 24 fps "3D" (it would still be crap, because "3D" is fundamentally flawed in other ways, but it would be slightly _less_ crap).

  • @PhiTonics
    @PhiTonics Před 3 lety +2

    Wohh.. Jay? is that you..?
    You look way better now bro, congrads. 👍

  • @GangStalker17
    @GangStalker17 Před 10 lety +27

    I like how they called it on the barrel scene

  • @WestCoastWheelman
    @WestCoastWheelman Před 8 lety +263

    With the new youtube features I demand you re-upload this in 60fps.

    • @Lassenissen
      @Lassenissen Před 8 lety +34

      +WestcoastWheelman I demand it be reuploaded in 48 frames per second, in 3D.

    • @Petsinwinter2
      @Petsinwinter2 Před 6 lety +3

      WestcoastWheelman unfortunately, if they filmed this in 24fps, there's literally no way they could reupload it in 60fps.
      Though, if they re-shoot it...

    • @krakenloco
      @krakenloco Před 6 lety +7

      Petsinwinter It's called a joke.

    • @VecheslavNovikov
      @VecheslavNovikov Před 4 lety +2

      @@Petsinwinter2 Could always just interpolate the frames to double framerate. It legit works.

    • @viddork
      @viddork Před 3 lety

      It's shot on video, right? Presumably, interlaced? So, separate the fields and, voilà!, instant 60fps! (At half the resolution, of course.)

  • @whiskeyfarbrorn
    @whiskeyfarbrorn Před 11 lety +18

    - "Now there can be two epic fantasy sagas."
    - "Exactly. Where have we seen that before?"
    I'm surprised that more people haven't pointed this out. The similarities between The Hobbit and part one of a certain other prequel trilogy, both in tone, lack of sincerity and (I guess) motives behind making it, are uncanny.

  • @josephthompson9016
    @josephthompson9016 Před 3 lety +12

    It's so wholesome watching them act excited when it's the polar opposite of how they normally are

  • @SimonFoxGuitar
    @SimonFoxGuitar Před 3 lety +6

    If you ever get stuck in a 3D movie, you can make a pair of 2D glasses. Swap your right eye lens with your friend's left-eye lens, and flip it around. Back to 2D!

  • @psychonaut1829
    @psychonaut1829 Před rokem +3

    The frame rate freaked me out. It should have definitely been 2 movies.

  • @shadowprophet88
    @shadowprophet88 Před 10 lety +53

    He said "Goblin King" and they failed to put up a picture of David Bowie? How dare you, sirs!

  • @Grasses0n
    @Grasses0n Před 3 lety +5

    God that skit at the end was hilarious. Well done fellas.

  • @myautobiographyafanfic1413

    My throat hurts pretty bad from how much I laughed at "We could start our own landfill!"

    • @Joecbg100
      @Joecbg100 Před rokem +1

      The shot of Rich at the end never fails

  • @gordian1259
    @gordian1259 Před 8 lety +7

    "Christopher Lee, who also has one foot in the grave"
    :(

  • @beej741
    @beej741 Před 3 lety +8

    This was seven years ago? Good god.

  • @Peyote-Poncho
    @Peyote-Poncho Před 5 lety +10

    In all honesty, Bard really sort of is "Some Guy". He's a Guard Captain, so he's not a nobody, but he's not some kind of legendary hero or main character type.

  • @MrBurtbackerack
    @MrBurtbackerack Před 5 lety +9

    Jay has become so much better looking. Mikes still Mike

  • @Cc-on5pp
    @Cc-on5pp Před 7 lety +30

    Its a shame mike doesn't like the LotR books. Its not for everyone of course, but i think he would really enjoy them. Its a "slow burn", as he often says, but its all worth it for the third book.

  • @JoelJoel321
    @JoelJoel321 Před 4 lety +7

    The caves section should have been like a PG13 version of The Descent.

  • @TysonHook-22-
    @TysonHook-22- Před 4 lety

    Always funny watching these old episodes with baby face Jay... Mike and Rich haven't changed at all over the years

  • @phuzface
    @phuzface Před rokem +1

    jay's jubilation as they summon tapes from the ether is adorable

  • @FMSnow
    @FMSnow Před 5 lety +9

    the most shocking part about this to me is that the first one of this trilogy came out in 2012

  • @dangerdan2592
    @dangerdan2592 Před 8 lety +39

    "The Silmalarion". Close.

    • @diehounderdoggenalt
      @diehounderdoggenalt Před 5 lety +8

      The Simarimlion?
      The Scrimalamalon?
      The Rimbimsimlim?
      Feanor Fucks Everything Up and Then Things Get Worse?
      Farmer Giles of Ham?

  • @BlueCrayon77
    @BlueCrayon77 Před 6 lety +53

    The frames per second discussion is kind of wrong. Filming at higher frame rates isn't filming things slower at all. You're capturing more information per second (as they do mention eventually). You capture at 48fps... you play back at 48fps... normal speed.
    Also, old films shot at low frame rates like 16fps are not supposed to look sped up when played back. It's the transfer to TV by lazy technicians.. they simply speed up to the playback to TV standards instead of doing a proper conversion.
    Do you really think that back in the 20's and 30's films looked all sped up like Benny Hill when you watched them in the cinema?! Of course not.. they were shot at 16fps and played back at 16fps.
    The end.

    • @EggBastion
      @EggBastion Před 5 lety +11

      People ain't know fuck about displays, it's crazy.

    • @pezdispencer113
      @pezdispencer113 Před 5 lety +11

      Right, higher frame rate isn't somehow bad. If it was then 60fps wouldn't be a bragging point for PC vs consoles.

    • @backlogbuddies
      @backlogbuddies Před 4 lety +5

      @@pezdispencer113 60? It's about 240 fps these days

    • @duconmicro4331
      @duconmicro4331 Před 4 lety +3

      Mike was talking about when you play back at 24 fps... you know, like a movie.

    • @choreomaniac
      @choreomaniac Před 3 lety

      It’s a bit more complicated film was recorded by hand cranking the camera so the frame rate wasn’t perfectly consistent.
      Also, doubling the frame rate halves the amount of light entering the camera per frame, meaning that the lighting has to compensate (or the aperture) so you reduce motion blur and can change depth of field. Changing one thing really impacts other aspects. I think it is great for sports because you want to see with as much clarity as possible (reducing motion blue on a pitch for instance is great).

  • @oo0O08
    @oo0O08 Před 11 lety +5

    I was really impressed by Sean Penn's ability to play so many of these characters simultaneously in the movie.

  • @0ptimuscrime
    @0ptimuscrime Před 5 lety +3

    “I got 50 pages in then I got sick of reading the word fortnight.” Wait til Mike gets to 2019

  • @ano_nym
    @ano_nym Před 3 lety +3

    "48 frames are is the future of cinema"
    Thank God this joke didn't come through.

  • @TheScydeFX
    @TheScydeFX Před 9 lety

    Wow, you guys nailed the barrel scene XD

  • @Da1Dez
    @Da1Dez Před rokem +2

    2:32 An unexpected 'flop'??? It made millions at the Bix office and made back its money!
    The term Mike meant was 'unexpected mixed response', flop isn't related to critical agenda, it's financial related.