THE MEXICAN STAND-OFF | Hand Simulator w/ Wade & Jack
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- čas přidán 10. 02. 2018
- Jack and Wade join me for a hilarious round of Hand Simulator!
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Happy Outro ► / minimusicman-crazy-la-... - Hry
"Somebody just shoot me."
"We're trying."
hahaha
PropsandPieces when you tell your friends just kill me THEY DON'T lol 😂😂😂
Me interacting with my concience.
I CANT GET IT IN
MysteriousOwen thats what he said
:))
Jack: Someone kill me please
Mark: We’re trying, man. We’re trying.
How in the heck this one doesnt have some comments? :/
@@Unknown_PUBG26 have something good to say?
@@user-en4eo1cc4t Honestly i dont but im really concered so im sorry
Now that’s true friendship, right there.
Jack:”have you got your gun open?”
Mark:” no, but I’m GUNa!”
PUNS
@jacob raithby oh it's guna be, just you wait and watch, it's gonna be good (I wanted to write "gund" but you can't really decipher it)
This is guna get old quickly...
@@mattfabbs this is never guna get old
@@jacks559 never guna
@@kaydenwilson3522 give you up
*Famous last words*
Mark: Oh that's good!
@Cookie Chan cringe
@Cookie Chan 1, who made the original comment? And 2, ew, that's cringe as hell.
Congrats on 1k likes hhh
@Creepypasta Lps 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜😩🚞🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤🐤💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜😩😩🚞🐤🐤💜💜💜😩😩😩🚞🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜💜😩😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜💜💜💜😩😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤🐤💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤🐤💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤🐤💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤🐤💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤🐤💜💜😩😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜😩🚞🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜😩😩🚞🐤🐤💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜😩😩🚞🐤🐤💜💜💜💜😩😩😩🚞🚞🐤💜💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤💜💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤🐤💜💜😩😩🚞🚞🐤
Shut
Mark- "I'm not wearing pants."
This game is more realistic than I initially thought...
He wearing shorts
*Mark: "I'm not wearing pants..."*
Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne...
OOF
You are all perverts
If you go to 15:48 and put it in slow motion it looks like Jack is doing the most graceful ballet move ever
"I see the bomb veeery closely..." are great final words xD
He should have that written on his tombstone
666 LIKES... oh no... Satan is here. Welp ima like to avoid that
Mark: oh thats good:
*bomb explodes not even a second after*
Agreed!
Sounds like a Henry stickmin death
Since I’m watching this is 2020, I think this was the first and _last_ time someone has ever called Wade a genius
Same
Wade is only good at wading
XDDDDDD
2020 bich
2020 breh
3:28
“My hand is here, the bullet is touching it, but the bullet no go in finger.”
-Jacksepticeye
What's funny. Is right as he said this, I read this comment.
Anarcho-primitism jacksepticeye strikes again
Great poem Jack
Philosophy with Jack
"I'm not wearing pants... DON'T TOUCH MY GUN"
Things taken out of context like lmao
Hahahaha yess
Can i ask what's the time stamp for the "I'm not wearing any pants" scene please?
Wait i found it
"I CAN'T GET IT IIIIN"
15:01
“Timer ends”
Is that a bad thing?
Jack:I don’t thi- *everything blows up*
THEllama that scared me
@@colleenmerkley9798 yep
THEllama check ur likes
I am f*king screwed.
timestamp
Famous last words:
"Is that bad?"
"That's good."
No it’s my chemical romance
11:21 *Light turns green*
Mark: oh that’s gud!!
*Bomb immediately explodes*
*Jack* : "The Bullet is Mine!"
*Mark* : Did you open up your gun yet?
*Jack* : "Nooooooo"
SixxFox But the bullet is still his
See that’s ur problem””
600th like wow xD
jackseptieye and pewdipie and mark? wow
SixxFox Time??
*Timer goes to zero*
'...is that bad?'
Isagail
*turns dial, light goes green*
Oh that means good
*explosion*
Lol
Isagail
*loud ringing noise*
*instant silence*
*explosion*
*DEADED*
"Oh, that's good!"
*explosion*
Isagail
*E X P L O S I O N*
Mark: *"That's good."*
Bomb: *I'm about to end this man's whole career."*
Light: *turns green*
Mark: “that’s good”
Also Mark: *dies 1 second later*
*Imagine Walking Into 3 Guys Doing This.*
Atomic News *walks into room,see this* ummm ok than *slowly walks backwards out the room*
XD I would never leave.
XD
Atomic News 240TH LIKE
I would walk in, take the money, smack one on the side of their head. And walk away.
Expectation: *"The Good, The Bad and The Ugly"*
Reality: *"The Three Stooges"*
"The Three Stoners"
Lol
That was better than the actual video.
Did you just call my Wade ugly?
correction, *Three stooges with explosives*
Mark: my arms are broken
Jack:oh no
Mark:slams face in bomb
Boom:KABOOM
Mark: “I CAN’T PUT THE BULLETS IN”
Me: Have you tried VR mode?
"HOW DO I GRAB BULLETS"
"If I had, I'd have one"
"If I would grab one I would be so golden right now"
Jack really had a problem with the bullets
Salma Wael elganainy "just gonna touch it there u go nice bullet"
*sees green light thing
Mark: oh that's good
Explodes
Man that is so true 😂😂😂
Jack: "You don't even have a gun in your hand"
Mark: "IM NOT GONNA HAVE MY GUN IN MY HAND I AM GOING TO KEEP IT IN THE GROUND"
...
Jack: "HOW DO I GRAB BULLETS"
Me: *reads this*
The moment: *happens*
15:45 when Jack does a graceful ballet leap
I was scream laughing this whole video! Omg my stomach hurts
Mark: Don't call me a gentlemen you...
very delightful person
ikr
now I do too but I'm eating cinnamon oatmeal
SEPTIPLIER! :3
@@yuko1144 N O
@@misnomer6345 N E V E R
Green light turns on
Mark:o thats good
Bomb :booooom
I died 😂
So did they.
hahhahahaha
defusing a bomb
*loud beeping*
Jack: "Is that bad?"
11:50 the perfect situation for "well be right back" meme
Jack: 'i'm just toching my bullet, there you go nice bullet'
I died 😂😂😂
asherah *touching*
Its funnier on Jack's channel tbh
asherah same
probably because of the zoom in
I snorted at that part😂😂😂😂
Sean:petting bullet with one finger
"Good bullet"
Your cursed
You said jacks real name
Your not cursed
If you call him jack
Yolanda Ramos dude that makes no sense
6:49
Here comes the bangy finger. Here comes the WaNgY kAbAnGy!
Man I love this part too much
"wade won because he is the first out of the nightmare"
Mark: "We can do this, we can murder each other. We just gotta belieeevveeee"
Me: I BELIEVE! I BELIEVE IN STEVE!
ThrawnGames do u believe in a pet named Steve?
The Freindly Yeti *ahgase* that seems like a question to ask Google
Sings- all the way!!!
"Is that bad?" *B O O M*
Best game 2018
KittyCatThang I enjoyed "Oh that's good!" BOOM
"Somebody just shoot me."
"Look, we're trying man."
XDXDXDXD
*bip bip bip bip bip bip*
Mark: Oh, well that's good.....
Under one second later.....
KABOOOOOM!!!!!!
ik XD
Marks famous last words, "oh Thats good". *boom* XD
"Oh, that's good."
*BOOM*
I actually wasn't expecting that!
The timing is too much xD
Ellinator I laughed so hard to that. My sister even got mad at me because I laughed loudly
It's Mark. Of course
I jumped and it was not pretty
“Jurassic park theme plays”
4:13
Here we have the Markiplier in its rage habitat
😂😂😂😂😂 'the Markiplier' 😂😂😂 not 'a Markiplier', not 'Markiplier', 'THE Markiplier' 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mark: Read the instructions.
Jack: I CANT SEE ANYTHING!
" I'm not wearing any pants by the wa-
*don't tough my gun!* "
I CAN’T GET IT IN~ Wade 2018
Theoneandonly
DIRTY MINDED PEOPLE MUST SURRENDER
That what she said
Vennesa Brownie
*loud crying as dirty mind appears into conflict*
Oops not my fault I'm just a little baby dank meme
Markiplier: Am gonna do it guys
"drops grenade"
Markiplier: NoNonono?? #!*!*,#?*
'sucides'!!!!!
4:27 Wade: Can you open my chamber for me?
Jack: I don't even have a gun man.
*Busted* 🤣
Mark: Oh! That's good
Bomb: Bitch you thought *explodes just to spite Mark*
Here lies Markiplier
1989-2018
"oh, well that's good..."
MA Kim-k R.I.P
MA Kim-k LMAO!!
The combination of Jack and Mark makes it so much crazier 😭😭😭
"OH LORD! GUYS GUYS!!"
*explostion*
"Oh that's good" BOOM
The light turns green
Mark:well thats good
Bomb:nope BOOOOOM!!
Watching Mark and Jack makes it difficult to eat, breath, and not die of laughter.
3:20
When your parents lock a cabinet but there is candy inside
You guys HAVE to do more of this I was dying the whole way through
LarissaShea same
Agreed
Yes!!!!
They should do less so you stop dying?. .
YESS
Jack: **Seductively** Let me scoot my hand closer to yours~
Mark: Pleeeeeaaaaasssseeee doooonnnnt
Frank Iero Poor septiplier
Please stop...:( This could make them very uncomfortable..
was this actually said?
GamerVinx at the beginning of the video
Kinkajou32 oh 😂 yeah maybe I should watch the video instead of being in the comments.
Mark: “oh that’s good”
Bomb:thank you for pressing the self-destruct button.
Also bomb: YOLOOOOOOOOOOOO *boom*
Me: that’s not good
11:15 well that's good..... BOOM
Note to self: Never let Mark be in charge of a bomb defusal
Note to self: always trust sinkiplier
As if that's the only thing he shouldn't be trusted with
Note to self: never hand Mark a box of grenades
Yet handing him a gun is apparently okay, since he'll never figure out how to do it. :D
Or grenades
Mark: OH!? I ripped it!
Jack: is that bad?
*explosion*
*dead*
Jack: OH SHIT!!!!
Wow. Mark said "Don't call me a gentleman, you delightful person"XD
Wade's secret method
*Shaking*
Jack: Different plan of attack gentlemen.
Mark: don't call me a gentleman, you...... delightful person.
I died 😂
Mark: Oh that's good.
*Everyone blows up*
LOL
I died of laughter
Is It Still Good?
Famous last words
fangorn23 lol mine would be I can't put it in in the gun loading part
At 1:02 Was So Funny When Jack Said Oh F*ck I Dropped My Gun
Mark and Jack: *Trying their hardest*
Wade: *Just drilling at the metal box*
“Oh that’s good”
*BAM*
Gosh, I've missed these kind of collabs
Jules Kelly same
Jules Kelly we need bob too
Jules Kelly same
Jules Kelly ikr
Jules Kelly agreed
14:25 the hand motions 😂 they’re so apprehensive and scared at the same time
It’s nice to see that it takes about 15 seconds max for these guys to lose their sanity with whatever task they’re doing. They just become a screaming babble and I love it.
"I did it! I DID IT!"
BOOM
Yes
I CAN'T GET IT IN!!!!
~Wade, 2018
HOW DO I GRAB BULLETS!!!
~Sean, 2018
Sh~ ur exposing him~
thats what he said
Sean???? There’s Mark, Jack and Wade
@@DuckyBoi0 Sean is jack's real name if you didn't know
@@DuckyBoi0 his real name is sean
"They're very potent grenades, I'll have you know..."
*explosion*
Famous last words
Mark: Oh that's good
Mark and Jack are just injoying each others company, while Wade is just scared shitless and doesn't know why he even said yes to playing with them
Crazy Caity I believe this has happened in another game before 😂 some shooting game I think. it was a long time ago.
Crazy Caity You know what this means.... SEPTIPLYER AWAYYYYY!!!
MyChemical Wolfmance DON'T! Start! You already know the drill!
SOMEONE: MAKE AN ANIMATION BASED OFF THIS VIDEO!
YES!
PLEASE YES!!!!
*YASSS*
PLEASE SOMEBODY
That would be AMAZING!
15:14 their laugh synced 🤣
2:32 "WHY WON'T THIS GET IN THE GUN!!!!!!!!!"
Mark: Oh that's good.
*BOOM*
Me: *ded* Omg 😂
Where you in the same room
You guys are quick doing this. My crew took a good three hours BEFORE we even could grab a bullet. And that was after we had to restart six times, with 4 mental breakdowns out of that single session.
ShadowManRay omfg 😂😂
PLEASE tell me that there's a video of that! I would honestly watch that in it's entirety
*(edited)*
HOW DO I GRAB BULLETS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the edit for that though I die every time I see it
Mark:read the instructions
Jack:I can’t see anything
Mark edited this didn’t he? This is definitely his editing style and I bloody love it.
EddyTeddy how do you see it?
Morticia if you watch his older stuff when he edited them by himself (Octodad and Markiplier Highlights for example), you’ll see that he does the same subtitling and cuts that he does here.
This is definitely old mark
The current Mark kidnap the old Mark to edit his video :O
Dinie Multiarti
That's a good thing
This video is 3 grown men screaming and trying to murder each other lol I luv this
11:30 marks las word well thats good
9:58 Jack: I that bad bad?
Bomb: *Explodes*
This game shows that it doesn’t matter what game they play we are just here for the commentary
And for the goofs
Dont forget the gaffs
Jackson Unknown ...
Jackson Unknown Don't even
"I cant get it IN" wade 2018
Pikachu speed GAMer that's what she said
Yup
Pikachu speed GAMer that is too funny XD
Mark, "Oh that's good." famous last words before death by explosion
9:19 I was drinking something and this is just to funny I laugh really easy when I drink stuff and it went up my nose and I had to spit it out it was to funny
"I got a fingie on the gun." Markiplier says while pushing a bullet on the table
*beeping stops*
Mark: "Oh thats goo-"
*massive explosion*
When Mark tried to throw the grenade and blew himself up, I was laughing so hard at the noises he made 😂😂😂
I love that these games are basically people who haven't developed any fine motor skills whatsoever and are pinned against each other. It's too funny
Jack just wants to die
Wade’s being a nuisance, and Mark probably want to kill him.
7:42 he did want to kill him
Tag yourself, I'm Jack
3:37
Mark: If you touch my gun, I WILL murder you.
Me: *YOUR GOING TO MURDER HIM ANYWAY!!*
Watching this for the first time in the middle of the night and when mark's gun finally went off and blew wade away I laughed so hard I woke up the whole house.
(08:51)Whoa. (08:52)Silents/Beeping (8:54)KABOOM!!
shadowblade19 lol
"Don't call me a gentleman..you delightful person"
Me:YASSS
Mark: Wade, flailing it like an idiot doesn't do anything.
Wade: That's how I opened the chamber the last two times.
Mark: You gotta push the button!
Wade: *triggered* ...There's a button?! You guys have no idea, the pain......
We Are Doing THE Same Thing WADE!
Hah. Triggered. Like the thing he can’t pull. He...he can’t pull the trigger....on..the gun..never mind.
11:51 “we’ll be right back”
7:11 When you try to get the Face id to recognize you.
Missing Bobert, but Jack's back and this is fuckin' hilarious, so fair enough.