THE ONE THING (Critical Role)

Sdílet
Vložit
  • čas přidán 26. 12. 2017
  • to celebrate the beginning of a new campaign, have some nonsense.
    Audio is from John Mulaney's "New In Town", made by criticalrolo.tumblr.com.

Komentáře • 186

  • @SnarkyRogue
    @SnarkyRogue Před 6 lety +522

    "You know, like a liar." Gets me every time.

  • @kadishevdox
    @kadishevdox Před 5 lety +157

    “And then I woke up at home!!”
    Such an awesome transition.....hilarious....lol

  • @mythomagic1771
    @mythomagic1771 Před 4 lety +83

    Vesper Elaina de Rolo's father smashed that bottle and yelled "SCATTER"

  • @erictappan3906
    @erictappan3906 Před 6 lety +283

    Cripes. Pike is *perfect* for that last scene. Seriously improved my night, thanks for the laugh.

  • @cinderfell
    @cinderfell Před 6 lety +1252

    I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LAUGHED AT PERCY BEING THE GUY WHO GREW UP TO HAVE A KID AND PIKE AS THE THIEF

    • @CheeseEmperor8761
      @CheeseEmperor8761 Před 6 lety +35

      SCATTER!!!! XD

    • @joshhaworth2155
      @joshhaworth2155 Před 6 lety +27

      But Pike with the saw though...

    • @JessiD618
      @JessiD618 Před 6 lety +4

      I thought that was Scanland... Sandlyn... Scan... screw it... Sam's character... I don't know critical role that well.

    • @luckycat624
      @luckycat624 Před 6 lety +3

      JessiD618 got it right the first time lol

    • @luckycat624
      @luckycat624 Před 6 lety +3

      JessiD618 well minus the d

  • @louie5647
    @louie5647 Před 6 lety +400

    Honestly scanlan’s actions do not surprise me because literally in the beginning of the first campaign he did it in someone’s bed and HID IT

  • @thevoidlookspretty7079
    @thevoidlookspretty7079 Před 4 lety +76

    “The saviors of the continent are drunk and rousing rabble, again. Go get Alura.”

  • @thenosieyartist6924
    @thenosieyartist6924 Před 5 lety +172

    "My friend john" WAIT SALT AND PEPPER DINNER JOHN?!

    • @thevoidlookspretty7079
      @thevoidlookspretty7079 Před 4 lety +11

      The Nosey Artist Oh my gosh I hope so. I want John to be part of the John Mulaney mythos.

    • @WeeG860
      @WeeG860 Před 4 lety +6

      Yes, he confirmed, same John

  • @feyblue4239
    @feyblue4239 Před 6 lety +265

    "Go get Allura" I SCREAMED

    • @thevoidlookspretty7079
      @thevoidlookspretty7079 Před 4 lety +4

      Fare Well When the most powerful people on the continent are drunk and rousing rabble, again, who are you gonna call besides Alura?

    • @18Hongo
      @18Hongo Před 4 lety +2

      @@thevoidlookspretty7079 She's the only one who can keep them in line.

  • @temporalanomaly4914
    @temporalanomaly4914 Před 4 lety +61

    2:55 is the single best art piece this fandom has ever produced

  • @creamtaffy210
    @creamtaffy210 Před 6 lety +409

    Pike's innocent smile when Vax looked in was just perfect.

  • @Goombalove3000
    @Goombalove3000 Před 6 lety +746

    Surely when percy yells 'SCATTER' it should be 'JENGA'?

    • @xxphantomboomxx244
      @xxphantomboomxx244 Před 6 lety +25

      Goombalove3000 sir/ma'am/other, you are a godsent

    • @ImJustMikayla
      @ImJustMikayla Před 6 lety +58

      No, because 'JENGA' means "OMG Vax screwed up again let's go save him" and 'SCATTER' means "EVERYONE GTFO NOW!"

    • @restlesswretch3555
      @restlesswretch3555 Před 6 lety +9

      Super Jenga

    • @richardwarnercool1
      @richardwarnercool1 Před 6 lety +10

      A Very Fancy Skull REVERSE JENGA!

    • @restlesswretch3555
      @restlesswretch3555 Před 6 lety +3

      Reverse Jenga? Haven't heard that one yet, does it come up later in the first campaign? Only heard Jenga and super Jenga so far

  • @isaacsimons9882
    @isaacsimons9882 Před 5 lety +41

    Sooooo good but amazing little detail at 2:48 with Percys baby having dark hair and pointy ears

  • @Mooncalfproductions
    @Mooncalfproductions Před 4 lety +35

    This is one of those videos I keep comming back to GOD I love it so much! Every time Percy does something... Percy... All I can think is "He is a father now. This man has a BABY!"

  • @BornAScout
    @BornAScout Před 3 lety +19

    Vax is 100% telling this story to the Raven Queen and her various companions 😂😂

  • @Fyreflier
    @Fyreflier Před 5 lety +118

    only thing that could possibly have made this better is if it had been Nott instead of Pike
    but, of course, this is Vox so Pike is perfect because she looks all light and innocent and inside is a MONSTAH
    also the fact that not only did a real life person shit on a thing
    but that there is a character ready and waiting to fulfill that role right here

    • @braken63
      @braken63 Před 4 lety +6

      Pike comes from a line of thieves.

  • @cryptidcorvid
    @cryptidcorvid Před 6 lety +322

    at the beginning i was like, hmm i would have imagined the characters in different roles, but by the end i was/am convinced that that's perfect. this was epic!

  • @1ManJusticeLeague
    @1ManJusticeLeague Před 6 lety +55

    1:20 This is where the whole idea came from, isn't it.

  • @Sapling4Life
    @Sapling4Life Před 6 lety +139

    No one expects the gnome.

  • @TheKoalaTTV
    @TheKoalaTTV Před 6 lety +197

    Of course Percy would be John in this story

    • @natdawson5741
      @natdawson5741 Před 5 lety +13

      I'm 100% sure he would also pull the Salt N Pepper diner stunt as well

    • @18Hongo
      @18Hongo Před 4 lety +8

      All the roles are perfect. Vax as the guy telling the story, Scanlan shitting on the computer, Grog breaking the pool table, Pike as the thief/civil war doctor, Keyleth as the person who warns everyone that the police are there... it's brilliant.

  • @sagesaria
    @sagesaria Před 6 lety +151

    I’m willing to bet money this was made JUST because shitting on something was mentioned :P

  • @EvilPaladin11
    @EvilPaladin11 Před 5 lety +19

    That dude stealing all of those antique photos is grade A pure distilled Chaotic Evil!!

  • @bcn1gh7h4wk
    @bcn1gh7h4wk Před 6 lety +73

    it is as if they were meant for one another...... VM and the story, that is.

  • @logicaloverdrive8197
    @logicaloverdrive8197 Před 6 lety +10

    5:18 that face sells it even further

  • @ephemispriest8069
    @ephemispriest8069 Před 5 lety +11

    It's the one thing you can't replace.
    Holy shit he's right.

  • @gallifreyansoldier4265
    @gallifreyansoldier4265 Před 6 lety +9

    The expressions are all so fucking beautiful

  • @woodslore8537
    @woodslore8537 Před 6 lety +53

    Alex is twisted. I don't know whether to gasp or offer applause.

    • @thenosieyartist6924
      @thenosieyartist6924 Před 5 lety

      Both

    • @18Hongo
      @18Hongo Před 4 lety

      @@thenosieyartist6924 Then make a mental note never to invite him to your house.

    • @thenosieyartist6924
      @thenosieyartist6924 Před 4 lety

      @@18Hongo haha! I dont have antic pictures

    • @18Hongo
      @18Hongo Před 4 lety +1

      @@thenosieyartist6924 I'd still be wary... if he can't find antique pictures, he might get creative...

  • @perigrin6
    @perigrin6 Před 6 lety +42

    I absolutely love this John Mulaney bit. Coupled with the characters from Critical Role, it is heavenly!

    • @perigrin6
      @perigrin6 Před 6 lety +3

      Just now, I was watching watching John Mulaney, with my brother, who's never seen Mulaney, and has just started watching critical role. As this joke was starting, I told him there was a Vox Machina fan made animation following the joke. Immediately after the story ends, I get a notification on my phone, for this comment I left more than a month ago. This is the most ridiculous series of coincidences of my life

  • @EthalaRide
    @EthalaRide Před 6 lety +91

    of course, PIKE WOULD BE ALEX!

  • @1ManJusticeLeague
    @1ManJusticeLeague Před 3 lety +3

    1:52 this is my favorite image, it looks like Vax is having some sort of reaction that's so strong he's completely forgotten about his drink

  • @wrenseyllc
    @wrenseyllc Před 5 lety +11

    MONSTAH

  • @gnhpinn
    @gnhpinn Před 5 lety +10

    The best bit is that this is 100% something Vox Machina would do

  • @natdawson5741
    @natdawson5741 Před 5 lety +5

    I'm absolutely howling, this is the best and most in character thing I've ever seen holy shiiiit

  • @traceridge8546
    @traceridge8546 Před 6 lety +38

    All the roles were fuckin' perfect

  • @jexxer
    @jexxer Před 6 lety +43

    I love this so much! Now I can't help but imagine how Vox Machina would match up to the Salt & Pepper Diner story!
    (I imagine Kern the Hammer as the angry dad and Victor as one of the homeless schizophrenics.)

    • @docnevyn5814
      @docnevyn5814 Před 4 lety +1

      Scanlan would perform and Grog and Vax would keep everyone off him. It would be worse because it would only be a few bars of "It's not unusual" before he went straight back into "What's new pussycat"

    • @chechema1010
      @chechema1010 Před 4 lety

      I could imagine this as the Mighty Nein hijink. Esp. Jester.

  • @alexjgilpin
    @alexjgilpin Před 6 lety +26

    10/10 mashup

  • @lenore-bw6qz
    @lenore-bw6qz Před 6 lety

    this is so beautiful thank you so much for creating this PERFECTION!!!

  • @LadyOfSummer
    @LadyOfSummer Před 6 lety +32

    im crying thank you so much

  • @Lucas-rz3vl
    @Lucas-rz3vl Před 6 lety +2

    Amazing, I loved this, it was all too perfect a fit!

  • @katie6325
    @katie6325 Před 6 lety +110

    PIKE

  • @OtakuBakaNeko
    @OtakuBakaNeko Před 6 lety +6

    I did not expect to enjoy this video as much as I did. XD

  • @loligooshimai
    @loligooshimai Před 6 lety +31

    ....BLESS.

  • @chloem4979
    @chloem4979 Před 6 lety +32

    This is fucking incredible oh my god well done

    • @chloem4979
      @chloem4979 Před 6 lety

      OH MY GOD WAIT PIKE?? I LOVE IT

  • @Logan-tinyplanetss
    @Logan-tinyplanetss Před 6 lety +6

    THIS IS WONDERFUL THANKS SO MUCH

  • @sirdroolsalot12
    @sirdroolsalot12 Před 5 lety +4

    'Serenrae will remember this'

  • @blackh9604
    @blackh9604 Před 6 lety +2

    Yooo! You are awesome for making this. Your art is fantastic as well!

  • @teacuppuck
    @teacuppuck Před 6 lety +28

    I love that Scanlan was the guy that pooped on the computer because he did something like that in episode 7?

    • @DanateDMC
      @DanateDMC Před 6 lety +1

      SCANLAN SURPRISE!

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 Před 5 lety +10

      Scanlan shat multiple beds over the course of that campaign.

  • @gallifreyansoldier4265

    I love all the characters' expressions! They just crack me up! I think my favorite transition is the "I thought 'I have never climbed a fence *that* high before' and then I woke up and home"

  • @games4gays101
    @games4gays101 Před 5 lety

    I think I've watched this about 8 times now but I honestly can't stop like seeing Percy the Father smash a fucking bottle with red eyes and yell 'scatter' is one of the funniest fucking things ever I am so grateful for this video

  • @doxy2461
    @doxy2461 Před 6 lety +1

    this is my favorite comedy bit ever. I love this.

  • @mikeharris6429
    @mikeharris6429 Před 6 lety +3

    This is glorious!

  • @niris7gaming
    @niris7gaming Před 6 lety +5

    Amazing!

  • @endellyonheiner3182
    @endellyonheiner3182 Před 5 lety

    Thank you so much for this video I don’t think I’ve laughed harder in my entire life

  • @FlameExecutioner
    @FlameExecutioner Před 6 lety +8

    This feeds my deep dark soul.

  • @dantevalehuntik28
    @dantevalehuntik28 Před 6 lety

    This is one of my favourite videos on the internet. And that includes the actual cr videos

    • @dantevalehuntik28
      @dantevalehuntik28 Před 6 lety

      Also. That frame of Percy smashing that bottle is absolutely amazingly drawn and dynamic for a still image

  • @hansolobutimdead
    @hansolobutimdead Před 5 lety +24

    Is vax telling this story in the afterlife?

  • @MrZeuz34
    @MrZeuz34 Před 2 lety

    I've seen at least 5 different versions of this story and I still love seeing it

  • @kellenrist3973
    @kellenrist3973 Před 6 lety

    At first I was hesitant, because usually crossing such different ideas usually doesn't work too well. BUT THIS. THIS WAS BRILLIANT.

  • @Taikofan04
    @Taikofan04 Před 6 lety +1

    I need more of these things

  • @helgajay3251
    @helgajay3251 Před 6 lety +1

    This is the best thing I have ever seen

  • @chaosxenkon
    @chaosxenkon Před 6 lety +28

    OH SHIT WHY IS IT PIKE???? i love this

    • @briennabelle888
      @briennabelle888 Před 6 lety +8

      chaosxenkon because she's part of the Trickfoot family 😂😂😂

  • @ReginaCordium722
    @ReginaCordium722 Před 2 lety

    Claire I need you to know I still think abt this regularly

  • @montlejohnbojangles8937
    @montlejohnbojangles8937 Před 6 lety +2

    That was glorious.

  • @bucket8906
    @bucket8906 Před 6 lety +2

    This is the best thing ever

  • @codebracker
    @codebracker Před 6 lety

    I saw the Night in the woods version first, so I can't unsee Germ stealing the photos

  • @aZevonFan
    @aZevonFan Před 6 lety

    This is brilliant! especially Pike!!!!

  • @zedfox7880
    @zedfox7880 Před 6 lety

    This is my favorite

  • @AksentNethariaFilm
    @AksentNethariaFilm Před 6 lety

    THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN

  • @1987MartinT
    @1987MartinT Před 2 lety

    One of my friends was already getting nervous at the "I want to show you something" being led into the bedroom part. The sideroom to the bedroom didn't help. When he heard what was in there and the reason for it being there he shouted "This sounds like something a serial killer would do!"

  • @manydoorsedboy6579
    @manydoorsedboy6579 Před 3 lety

    Vax: Why? Why do you do this?
    Pike: Because we're all just a bit fucked up.

  • @MikeDollar
    @MikeDollar Před 5 lety

    Sweeeeeet!!!! Hear are two of my favorite things!!!

  • @SkCndy128
    @SkCndy128 Před 6 lety

    i love the story and i love this mad respect

  • @fusel5883
    @fusel5883 Před 6 lety +7

    dear Sir or Mamdam, I just want to express my never dying graditute towoards you.

  • @laughingskull4362
    @laughingskull4362 Před 5 lety

    This fits too well

  • @grimdarkAngel
    @grimdarkAngel Před 6 lety

    This is the best version of "the one thing"

  • @aleksanderk6765
    @aleksanderk6765 Před 5 lety

    great stuff!

  • @bluefan898
    @bluefan898 Před 4 lety +1

    Funny thing is Percy has done time.

  • @joweasly0909
    @joweasly0909 Před 3 měsíci

    It’s really funny I watched this for the first time before I finished campaign one and this is how I found out percy and vex got together

  • @gyrrakavian
    @gyrrakavian Před 6 lety

    "Because it's the one thing you can't replace."
    Now _that_ is fucking devious!

  • @GrennGronn
    @GrennGronn Před 6 lety +6

    *slow clapping* respect

  • @MemphiStig
    @MemphiStig Před 7 měsíci

    Having lost all my family mementos (not to a party), I can confirm. Hilarious!

  • @Bokmoh
    @Bokmoh Před 6 lety +1

    Was gonna subscribe. Then I saw you had exactly 420 subscriptions. I cannot sin.

  • @these2kings0305
    @these2kings0305 Před 6 lety

    Nice John Mulany bit.

  • @YippyZippyZingZing
    @YippyZippyZingZing Před 6 lety +2

    This maybe the funniest thing I have EVER seen ... oh, Pike with a dark side YES!!

  • @JDog39617
    @JDog39617 Před 5 lety +3

    What a trickfoot

  • @ellement112x
    @ellement112x Před 6 lety

    Omg amazing

  • @stateofhibernation
    @stateofhibernation Před 6 lety

    Best version I've seen lol

  • @brendanshaw7401
    @brendanshaw7401 Před 5 lety +2

    I genuinely hoped grog would've been John in this story

  • @sammiehopkins9408
    @sammiehopkins9408 Před 5 lety

    I watched this before I started season 1 (not even done yet, gah), but coming back 70 episodes in, it makes it 100x funnier.
    I have to admit though, not too excited for when tary does actually come in

  • @brentdoucet1830
    @brentdoucet1830 Před 6 lety +1

    I'm dying! that was hilarious XD

  • @jkbscopes1233
    @jkbscopes1233 Před 4 lety

    every fandom has an animaton for this

  • @CritScratch
    @CritScratch Před 4 lety

    Every time I hear this I always get uncomfortable at the "because it's the one thing you can't replace" line. Like fuck that is powerful and frightening and I hope I never meet this person at a party 'cause he scares me

  • @siveret23
    @siveret23 Před 6 lety +7

    Do you spice?

  • @featherflame1962
    @featherflame1962 Před 4 lety

    Holy shit.

  • @vigilantsycamore8750
    @vigilantsycamore8750 Před 4 lety

    1:20 OF COURSE IT WAS SCANLAN I LOVE THIS

  • @1ManJusticeLeague
    @1ManJusticeLeague Před 6 lety

    0:54 I am now dead, please send Revivify

  • @dnf-dead
    @dnf-dead Před 2 lety

    Grog and the pool table..😅🤣😂

  • @beefrd
    @beefrd Před 6 lety +1

    i am SOBBING laughing at this

  • @LveDanda
    @LveDanda Před 6 lety

    This is fucking gold 💖😆

  • @asantaimeep
    @asantaimeep Před 4 lety

    I love Vax's eyeshadow