7 Reasons No GIRL Wants To Date You!

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  • @andresito834
    @andresito834 Před 4 lety +1671

    Me: Idk why these girls don’t want me
    Also me: girl you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

  • @ekokuncimasterkye3576
    @ekokuncimasterkye3576 Před 4 lety +788

    who else found him randomly and started watching him regularly

  • @shaheerm9567
    @shaheerm9567 Před 4 lety +810

    #1 Don't take care of yourself
    #2 Gotta stop talking about other women while talking to a girl
    #3 Groom yourself
    #4 You don't try to meet someone new (Got to a coffee shop, the bookstore or even the mall)
    #5 You don't show your intention (break the touch barrier)
    Ad ends 5:32

  • @renegregoric1895
    @renegregoric1895 Před 4 lety +174

    He’s looking at us as an older brother giving his younger brother life advice🤴🏼

  • @pilksplayz1288
    @pilksplayz1288 Před 4 lety +652

    Literally the most relatable thing in my life

  • @charbelresslen
    @charbelresslen Před 4 lety +861

    Title: 7 reasons
    Jose: don't worry, I'll give you 5 reasons!

  • @ekoboy4473
    @ekoboy4473 Před 4 lety +157

    This guy changed the lives of so many guys out there. I ain't kidding (yo thanks for the likes tho)

  • @guitaristsam2583
    @guitaristsam2583 Před 4 lety +468

    Hey ,If you're reading this , you're not stupid , you're not ugly , you're not worthless , you're not weak , you're not a burden , your anxiety is lying to you. Remember, till the end of this week there will be a massive shift of positiveness into your life. Love ya : 》

    • @dariusv8573
      @dariusv8573 Před 3 lety +19

      Yeah,that's not really true

    • @bjaxfl
      @bjaxfl Před 3 lety +7

      @@dariusv8573 That’s because this comment isn’t for you it’s for a specific individual who will see it for a specific time

    • @szuletettgamer2556
      @szuletettgamer2556 Před 3 lety +7

      @@bjaxfl It's for all of us
      even for himself
      *insert uno reverse card*

    • @dexternii172
      @dexternii172 Před 3 lety

      Love u too

    • @dmn.23
      @dmn.23 Před 3 lety

      love bro❤️

  • @darth2205
    @darth2205 Před 4 lety +492

    So fast that the summary guy is still out there sleeping...

    • @arlogood8
      @arlogood8 Před 4 lety +5

      No the summary guy was 1 hour earlier than you

    • @bahaatamer1245
      @bahaatamer1245 Před 3 lety

      Just woke up. Sup kids

  • @juanconcebida9100
    @juanconcebida9100 Před 4 lety +193

    Jose: I'm looking at you right now your a whole 10.
    Me: *Eating a bagel*

    • @GIDKID61
      @GIDKID61 Před 4 měsíci

      195 likes and no reply’s, let’s change that

  • @OP_-pk9hm
    @OP_-pk9hm Před 4 lety +17

    In my city, we got lots of women with emotional trauma like not being loved as a kid. I’ve experienced and had multiple conversations with women on how they’ll date emotionally unavailable men because it’s how they understood love growing up, unavailable. But lemme talk to the TMF family right now, I want y’all to look at how Jose treats himself and his wife. Nothing in there shows unavailability for either one of them. This means that we have the power as men to work on ourselves, be unique, and love ourselves so much that women will get tired of craving emotionally unavailable bums and gets excited craving your exclusive time and love. You come first, always, she gotta earn that second place and make her understand, it’s worth being your second place 💯

  • @sutirthnair8530
    @sutirthnair8530 Před 4 lety +244

    Man, Jose is like a walking encyclopedia on fashion! Dang. Lots of love from India.

  • @mraguilar4899
    @mraguilar4899 Před 4 lety +341

    Last time I was this early, Jose didn’t have any hair

  • @queenelizabeth6339
    @queenelizabeth6339 Před 4 lety +142

    Shows a mustang
    "You are the ferrari bro"

  • @arpitsrivastava8682
    @arpitsrivastava8682 Před 4 lety +106

    Jose : Come here! Come here!
    Me: Banging my head on the screen of phone

  • @c.nova8818
    @c.nova8818 Před 2 lety +3

    Idk.. ive done everything the dating gurus advise.
    1- i work out and am in good shape
    2- i get facials and hair cuts
    3- i dress nice
    4- i have a good job
    5- i know how to dance (latin music)
    6- i am good at meetint women and i make my intentions clear but i get friend zoned
    Yet .. i have friends who are fat. And have several baby mommas.. so im not really sure whats going on. Ive given up.

  • @amnindersingh254
    @amnindersingh254 Před 4 lety +176

    Jose: iama make a billion$
    Billionares: we are in danger

  • @-Raffy
    @-Raffy Před 4 lety +22

    1. Natural selection is number one rule
    2. Fitness.... looks do matter. If you’re ugly , get an ugly companion or pay for play.
    3. There’s no cookie cutter advice for this...
    4. Women choose the top 10% of men ...
    5. The most important rule: you have to get your looks, income, resources and living arrangements on point.

    • @FvckEmWeUp
      @FvckEmWeUp Před rokem

      On #2, why would i date a ugly ass chick or pay for play

  • @fuzzypanda1684
    @fuzzypanda1684 Před rokem +14

    I take incredible care of myself, I workout daily, have a strict diet, 6 pack abs, 17 inch arms, etc. I'm also a super extrovert and love being around people, I'm the guy who will approach pretty much anyone at anytime and say anything.
    Girls want nothing to do with me and any girl I approach, whether I'm interested in them or not, is automatically disinterested in me.
    I'm that guy you (probably don't) know who looks like a Chad, acts like a player, yet gets more rejection than a door to door vacuum salesman in a universe where there is no atmospheric pressure.

    • @Imorajna
      @Imorajna Před rokem +2

      Im skeptical

    • @gauravnarodey8021
      @gauravnarodey8021 Před rokem

      cud feel u

    • @rhy9424
      @rhy9424 Před rokem

      Get tattoos, social media, go thru something hard as ffff, act less interested in girls (interrupt, ignore, triangulate, tease) small amount of dark triad

    • @tgm_rka8888
      @tgm_rka8888 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@rhy9424”get tattoos” no just no. Why would you want that filth on your body

  • @codysorensen8108
    @codysorensen8108 Před 4 lety +130

    Jose: You are the Ferrari
    Me: I think that you are mistaken for someone else

  • @that.guy619
    @that.guy619 Před 4 lety +139

    *JOSE* : _come here_
    *ME* : _Aight time to stick my head in camera_

  • @lukekoh2796
    @lukekoh2796 Před 4 lety +64

    If that sound interesting, let’s hop into it
    That makes my freaking day cus I already know some top end advice is coming my way

  • @Minecraft.Replicator
    @Minecraft.Replicator Před 3 lety +6

    Jose’s a genius. I started using product in my hair and wore a button-up plaid at work today and got stares from like 8 different girls🤣They really do want guys who look presentable. Thank you bro❗️

  • @HaidarAli-pn3of
    @HaidarAli-pn3of Před 4 lety +55

    At first I didn’t see the “7 Reasons” part of the title😪
    My life flashed before my eyes😭

  • @credo6919
    @credo6919 Před 4 lety +49

    " _Together We Save Balls_ "
    *ENDORSEMENT LEVEL* : 99999

  • @CodeNameCheese_
    @CodeNameCheese_ Před 4 lety +37

    5:32 when the ad ends

  • @ianayisah7807
    @ianayisah7807 Před 4 lety +2

    Jose is the brother we all need man!!!

  • @user-qc5te9wk1s
    @user-qc5te9wk1s Před 3 lety +17

    "Dam your a whole 10" That made me smile

  • @FastAndAngry1
    @FastAndAngry1 Před 4 lety +2

    Man i love this youtube influencers they put a vibe which we dont get sometimes by people . I love you bro ❤️

  • @punheilai4738
    @punheilai4738 Před 2 lety +5

    Too anyone who's watching this video, from personal experience, I've used all Jose's tips and got in 2 relationships. Jose's advice 100% works. But after all those relationships, the 18 year old me right now understands the great responsibility of being a boyfrd, which unables Mr yo fully concentrate all my time into improving myself. I understand this concept after I broke up my 2nd relationship a week ago

  • @azadpeyma853438
    @azadpeyma853438 Před rokem +2

    You are on point Jose 👌👌😁 the reason I don’t go talking to any woman is because not I am not good looking, I go to gym 2-3 time a week so I would say I have decent body, but the big big reason I don’t meet with anyone is first of all I live in Sweden it’s difficult to meet anyone at all, I don’t go to bar, I don’t even go to any disco clubs, and I don’t talk to girls because I am insure about myself, not because of the look because if she say, she has boyfriend I would be devastated and I would feel awkward if I do it in the gym. Instagram is a great place to meet new people. And it’s because I am not loaded with money that is also makes me insure.

  • @dawnx9815
    @dawnx9815 Před 2 lety +1

    Jose Helps Our More than Our father's or Our Brother ever did.....Big Respect to this Bro !

  • @jonahrangel2013
    @jonahrangel2013 Před 4 lety +30

    My reason is I don’t try.... I’m antisocial dawg I just dressed nice acted cool and hoped girls would come to me but I attracted the wrong girls not the ones I was after 🤦‍♂️

    • @genefury75
      @genefury75 Před 2 lety +3

      I'm the same way I just don't try at all.

    • @KTEBando
      @KTEBando Před rokem

      Ong

    • @Kaijunoyt
      @Kaijunoyt Před 11 měsíci +1

      I did all that and still no girl talks to me, hell, NO ONE talks to me 😂

    • @finalfantasy84208
      @finalfantasy84208 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Im just antisocial because I have autism

  • @97MrChicago
    @97MrChicago Před 4 lety +24

    Poor Jose doesn’t realize Tik Tok is getting banned in the US

  • @ScoopinPoop
    @ScoopinPoop Před 4 lety +27

    Lmao, when none of the five reasons apply to you, but you're still single. :(

  • @eunicenabyoto399
    @eunicenabyoto399 Před 4 lety +3

    I was playing a game and when I watched josea, I just won all the time.. Am in Uganda thanks josea

  • @somethinganything638
    @somethinganything638 Před 4 lety +6

    Dude your are the reason of my transformation, 2 years ago I started watching tmf and now I'm a different person

  • @MegaAwesomeCreeper
    @MegaAwesomeCreeper Před 3 lety +4

    just started seeing this girl again after losing contact with her for months, she had a boyfriend and they just broke up the other day, so i think its my time to shine. I will keep it easy and smooth, rise the vibe with her and after some time make a move. Also its always nice to see Jose giving us useful tips to make better version for ourselfs. Wish me luck boys.

  • @agustintorres3269
    @agustintorres3269 Před 4 lety +2

    congrats with the manscape publicity man I was here since the day it started.

  • @Alomous
    @Alomous Před 4 lety

    You have changed my like , really thanks brother

  • @Sniper_adriel
    @Sniper_adriel Před 4 lety +7

    When you don’t need to listen to the ads because you already have manscaped 💯😎

  • @benimabenz
    @benimabenz Před 4 lety +16

    Jose: I get ur singleness pain, I get it
    Also Jose: Is married and has a daughter

    • @asielcruz7789
      @asielcruz7789 Před 3 lety +1

      You have to fail before you succeed

    • @jeppy4021
      @jeppy4021 Před 2 lety +1

      Jose is a father what!! 😱😱😱

  • @Riskogaming
    @Riskogaming Před rokem +2

    Stay focused guys

  • @HaultRxst
    @HaultRxst Před 4 lety +34

    I don't do any of these I need more help 😂
    I look after myself
    Have a sick car
    Don't talk to girls creepily
    And I try
    Rip

    • @blueyukii2
      @blueyukii2 Před rokem

      I workout make decent money, I don’t have a car yet but I still feel like if I get a car eventually girls still won’t see me :(

  • @prajwalsurpur9379
    @prajwalsurpur9379 Před 4 lety +2

    Jose impresses me every single time!

  • @furious7754
    @furious7754 Před 4 lety +2

    I love Jose Zuniga and I have been watching his videos since 2017. I have learnt so much and he is like my big brother to me. Thank you such much for helping us out. I hope you and your family the best 😀

  • @rjs8466
    @rjs8466 Před 4 lety +1

    I am watching this during my online classes ,big fan of jose

  • @jvil723
    @jvil723 Před 4 lety +1

    Jose!! Always hitting a home run with these videos!! Thanks bro!!! 😏

  • @lishanponnanna7974
    @lishanponnanna7974 Před 4 lety +17

    Thanks Jose. Earlier i used to be simping around my crush,even to the extent that i used to write her songs. She didn't care. After following you, she's simping around me now 🙌

  • @O_g_
    @O_g_ Před 4 lety +2

    5:33 ad ends

  • @c.1211
    @c.1211 Před 4 lety +2

    Jose's channel and Coach Greg Adams channel has helped me 100 plus percent! I'm too redpilled to meet a female. I Did an overhaul on myself and I have females starting conversation with me, its crazy! I love it.👍

  • @vrindak4048
    @vrindak4048 Před 3 lety

    man i saw you randomly and now im a big follower and see you like my big bro

  • @taranmanaktala1396
    @taranmanaktala1396 Před 4 lety +3

    There has never been a video more perfect for me..

  • @mango1162
    @mango1162 Před 3 lety +8

    The way he transitions to the sponsor 😂😂😂😂

  • @vichupvt3470
    @vichupvt3470 Před 4 lety +2

    Yeah bro ..I was staring my watch and looking forward the time and no notification yet from Jose bro. But i got it now 🔥

  • @ramonlgarcia9036
    @ramonlgarcia9036 Před 3 lety +1

    Brio is the best trimmer on the market... period. Manscape has great marketing but Brio is on a whole different level when it comes to performance. Nothing better than a Brio. The performance on the Brio trimmer is amazing and the battery life is out of this world, I only have to charge it once a year.

  • @tabibsubhan7002
    @tabibsubhan7002 Před 4 lety +41

    This guy has a good knowledge of brand management. He should open a clothing brand as well.

    • @eldrago-pubgmobile427
      @eldrago-pubgmobile427 Před 3 lety +7

      You cow he already has one😂

    • @myroncardoso7334
      @myroncardoso7334 Před 3 lety

      @@eldrago-pubgmobile427 😂😂👍🏻

    • @nortontudor5116
      @nortontudor5116 Před 3 lety +3

      Are you stupid? He owns his own brand essntls

    • @myroncardoso7334
      @myroncardoso7334 Před 3 lety

      @@nortontudor5116 what did I say about that???
      I was just laughing at that tabib guy cz he din knw mn

    • @tabibsubhan7002
      @tabibsubhan7002 Před 3 lety

      @@eldrago-pubgmobile427 i thought all of jose's subscribers are living on top of the world, and now I can see you guys don't even have normal humor at all. You didn't get the joke and jumping here nd there thinking youre freakin amazing 😂

  • @dr.snipes9410
    @dr.snipes9410 Před 3 lety +11

    Title:
    Me: that was kinda hash

  • @oliverreid2167
    @oliverreid2167 Před 3 lety

    Big up from Jamaica Jose nuff respect

  • @ytpremium7649
    @ytpremium7649 Před 2 lety +1

    1-You’re short (wear lifts)
    2-Don’t stand out (get stylish)
    3-Pot bellied (lose WEIGHT)
    4-Unknown (start a YT channel)
    5-Bald (wear a cap)
    6-Needy (text her once a week)
    7-Lazy/No life (Get workin bruh)

  • @heis.ransford
    @heis.ransford Před 4 lety +9

    Me: Thinking of how to get my crush to like me back
    Jose: come closer bro ..I got your back

  • @triple-aries
    @triple-aries Před 3 lety +3

    I don’t relate to any of these except number 4. It’s weird cause I love meeting new people and am an extrovert, but then get all nervous when I want to meet someone romantically. How do I fix this?

  • @rulerz7950
    @rulerz7950 Před 3 lety

    Thanks for the beginning I don’t really like “love” you obviously but it really helped me with my emotional self

  • @DaxTaylor.440
    @DaxTaylor.440 Před 4 lety +1

    i dont know why people dislike these videos

  • @bitza9883
    @bitza9883 Před 4 lety +3

    And what's the problem with that, forever alone i can focuse more on myself

  • @Im_JuniorTV
    @Im_JuniorTV Před 4 lety +6

    Thanks to your videos I have a girlfriend who actually cares about me and likes the way I smell live and act and dress

  • @JinblazeOG
    @JinblazeOG Před 2 lety

    Wish I’d watched this man sooner. A lot of his vids are starting to help.

  • @beerussama7340
    @beerussama7340 Před 4 lety +1

    Your interview with beer biceps was great🤘🤘👍

  • @MatthewRumble
    @MatthewRumble Před 4 lety +7

    No one:
    Jose holding the camera like its my head

  • @ConfucoS
    @ConfucoS Před 4 lety +9

    Jose the type of zuniga to take a shower after getting a shower

  • @thatomalebati7088
    @thatomalebati7088 Před 3 lety +1

    José please make shipments to South Africa🙏🙏🙏

  • @danymitehazard
    @danymitehazard Před 3 lety +1

    We love you too Jose

  • @steppaamuziq4278
    @steppaamuziq4278 Před 4 lety +5

    I'm guessing the other 2 is a mistry we have to firgure out our selves

  • @jatintiwari7606
    @jatintiwari7606 Před 3 lety +6

    Mate 🤣 best part of the video
    Jose: "you know what to meet somebody new you need to go out and meet somebody new "....
    Me: wait a minute!! 🤔🤔🤣🤣🤣
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    Love from India ❣❣❣❣❣❣❣❣❣❣❣❣❣❣❣❣❣❣

  • @vulkrii815
    @vulkrii815 Před 3 lety

    At 3:46 when you said package and pointed down I did not think you were talking about the manscaped package lol

  • @monopoly8612
    @monopoly8612 Před 4 lety +2

    nah the thumbnail got me 😂😂

  • @consciousgentile5141
    @consciousgentile5141 Před 4 lety +7

    Do this video next: "why do girls prefer to date felons, inmates, and drug dealers instead of you."

  • @orlarindejacob4950
    @orlarindejacob4950 Před 4 lety +12

    When he said come here,I was like what have i done wrong now

  • @AdityaSingh-yo5vc
    @AdityaSingh-yo5vc Před 4 lety

    My man helping u get girls take advantage people , love u man keep it going.

  • @alexrosas7691
    @alexrosas7691 Před 3 lety +1

    Jose can you make a video on how and where to make high value friends.

  • @prithamnookala4704
    @prithamnookala4704 Před 4 lety +23

    How do we get girls in this lockdown bruh.....theres literally no place to go

    • @brownpunk1794
      @brownpunk1794 Před 4 lety +18

      Break into their house..but wear mask and gloves ok..safety first

    • @dylanhamilton2455
      @dylanhamilton2455 Před 3 lety

      Focus on yourself, go to the gym, when lockdown and covid is gone you will be the best you can be.

    • @charbelyounes5188
      @charbelyounes5188 Před 3 lety

      Bruh u still on lockdown? In here it's all chaos wtf.

  • @vijiraju6238
    @vijiraju6238 Před 4 lety +4

    6:03
    Even if I'm with my ex, I wouldn't do that

  • @scaryhenski
    @scaryhenski Před 2 lety +1

    These are my reasons and I am very proud of it
    1. I eat a lot
    2. I train almost everyday
    3. I hate romance
    4. I love being ugly
    5. I am not a simp
    6. I don’t like to dance
    7. I am a cheapskate

    • @tsunamiguay8956
      @tsunamiguay8956 Před rokem +2

      That’s me right there 😂

    • @scaryhenski
      @scaryhenski Před rokem +1

      @@tsunamiguay8956 Yup I am very proud of myself for being that way

  • @sand4463
    @sand4463 Před 4 lety

    Thanks lots man for these wonderful tips. I will surely apply all of these..

  • @yoboi3392
    @yoboi3392 Před 4 lety +7

    When he said I was a ten I genuinely smiled

  • @aamodkhatri5132
    @aamodkhatri5132 Před 4 lety +40

    I have my test tomorrow.
    *Gonna ask my crush.♥️

    • @henrygrace138
      @henrygrace138 Před 4 lety +8

      Please tell me if they say yes when u do

    • @mr.anonymous2488
      @mr.anonymous2488 Před 4 lety +2

      alll the best bruh

    • @suhailahmed3633
      @suhailahmed3633 Před 4 lety +3

      All the best man
      I really hope it goes good
      But even if it doesn't, you're gonna get more opportunities 😊

    • @limit.1554
      @limit.1554 Před 4 lety +3

      Good luck😂

    • @albie153
      @albie153 Před 4 lety +2

      Haha All the best😂✌️

  • @extrimistgaming7445
    @extrimistgaming7445 Před 4 lety

    Man you filled the space for a brother for me
    Thanks

  • @urboychon
    @urboychon Před 3 lety

    I used to wash and wax the rust on the 94 sentra I had a couple years ago.

  • @shot1897
    @shot1897 Před 4 lety +3

    Jose, im 16 and girls treat me like a ghost or ignore me for example when girls approach me when im with my group of friends i say hi to them but they rarely look at me, jose am I ugly?

    • @MAtoooof
      @MAtoooof Před 3 lety +3

      Fuck them bro. I had this problem in hs as well. Just work on yourself and ignore them and I promise you they’ll come to you. It’s a weird thing girls are attracted to a guy is when they don’t get the validation from a guy and desire them more. Keep doing ya thang bro👌🏾👌🏾

  • @nottristan1030
    @nottristan1030 Před 4 lety +3

    Oh gAHD His abs are wow

  • @niteshgarg8686
    @niteshgarg8686 Před 4 lety

    Jose is the only person.. Who gives a good motivation as well as way to look!

  • @OGTEXAS
    @OGTEXAS Před 4 lety

    Yo im glad we have a big brother like jose to show us new things.💯

  • @viketholuho1146
    @viketholuho1146 Před 4 lety +5

    Been trying to do this sicne dayyyyy oneeeee

  • @ghblogstv4475
    @ghblogstv4475 Před 3 lety +2

    Who always likes how Jose starts his video😂😂😂😂

  • @sonamtsering1792
    @sonamtsering1792 Před 4 lety

    Thanks brother
    Keep it up 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @aryamore7416
    @aryamore7416 Před 3 lety

    The most amazing start to a video 💯

  • @adityagaikwad1146
    @adityagaikwad1146 Před 4 lety +19

    Hey I'm here before that summary guy 😂😂
    I'm early but don't know what to comment 😅😅

  • @justinluisdelosreyes1245
    @justinluisdelosreyes1245 Před 4 lety +3

    Hiii

  • @sabirpalanii
    @sabirpalanii Před 4 lety +1

    This dude change my life 🙏🏼🙏🏼

  • @MC-pe4cn
    @MC-pe4cn Před 3 lety +2

    What if you already don’t do any of this and still don’t go someone 🤷‍♂️