Total War: ROME Remastered: The Dumbest Timeline

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  • čas přidán 9. 09. 2024
  • Ever wondered what the dumbest chain of events in Total War: Rome is? This video will answer your question. Don't @ me that this isn't dumb enough. The developers totally personally told me that this the dumbest possible game progression. Totally. On a serious note, a colossal amount of work went into making this. If you enjoyed this video and decided to share it, it'd be much appreciated.
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    - Berserk - Gatsu
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    - DELTARUNE - GLAMOUR DANCE (Checker Dance x Death By Glamour Remix)
    - EarthBound - Sanctuary Guardian
    - Lost Judgement - Tough Cuss
    - SpongeBob SquarePants - Music to Drive By
    - Yakuza 0 - Interplanetary Spark
    - Yakuza 0 - Make You Free
    - Yakuza 0 - Parry Addiction
    - Yakuza Kiwami - Intelligence For Violence
    - Yakuza Kiwami - The Wicked
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Komentáře • 22

  • @yepcock6917
    @yepcock6917 Před rokem +9

    The senate dies turn one. Nobody tell Palpatine.

  • @BlackuKnighto
    @BlackuKnighto  Před rokem +7

    This video took way too long to make. Please do share it with your friends and stuff if you like it. That would be much appreciated. If you don't like it, tell me why in the comments. Still drives up engagement hehe.

  • @af_baltimore8315
    @af_baltimore8315 Před rokem +6

    This was hilarious man, keep making these!

    • @BlackuKnighto
      @BlackuKnighto  Před rokem +1

      Thanks. I will make one of these for Barbarian Invasion and Alexander aswell.

    • @rorschach1985ify
      @rorschach1985ify Před rokem

      @@BlackuKnighto Really looking forward to BI since not a lot of people talk about that and I feel the Remaster changes a lot for the better in that campaign, a lot by it's visuals because as someone who played the original back in the day I remember how fucking ugly and unfinished many of the unit models were compared to Rome 1.

  • @checkandmate4703
    @checkandmate4703 Před 5 měsíci +1

    The editing… it is so impressive. This channel is the hidden gem

  • @BlackuKnighto
    @BlackuKnighto  Před rokem +2

    There's a bunch of green screens I made for this video. For example for some in-game units like Hastati and Praetorian Guard. I decided to upload these on a second channel (first reply to this comment).

    • @ShitpostKnighto
      @ShitpostKnighto Před rokem +1

      Feel free to use any of those if you create your own videos and could use smth like that.

  • @kripperinokripperinokrippe7180

    Carthage Sadge

  • @silviu56nomi
    @silviu56nomi Před rokem +2

    Come from the reddit sub, I laughed so hard my face hurts. Thanks dude and keep doing these videos.
    Btw, how the hell was the Seleucid Empire near Italy so early on, some kind of mod ?

    • @BlackuKnighto
      @BlackuKnighto  Před rokem +2

      Thanks, mate. Yeah, I'll also do this on Barbarian Invasion and Alexander. There's also my Fallout Dumbest Timeline videos, where Fallout 3 is next.
      No, this is entirely vanilla. The point of these videos is creating a super dumb series of events that could theoretically happen ingame. Of course this series of events is so unlikely though that in order to make it happen in less than a million playthroughs I have to use some manipulation. In Fallout 2 Dumbest Timeline for example I used excessive safe scumming to achieve every enemy in the Navarro military base missing their shots. Here in RTW it's just using cheats. In this case it's taking a settlement with capture_settlement and then giving it to the Seleucids via force_diplomacy accept.

    • @silviu56nomi
      @silviu56nomi Před rokem +2

      @@BlackuKnighto I'm looking forward to your videos, you've got a new fan

  • @Flow86767
    @Flow86767 Před rokem +2

    I’d love this type of video, but for Kenshi 😮

  • @googlia9751
    @googlia9751 Před rokem +1

    This deserves x100 more views at very least. I laughed my ass off lol

  • @putin5269
    @putin5269 Před rokem +4

    Conquering Russia?! Based.

  • @itsogre9383
    @itsogre9383 Před rokem +2

    Everybody who reads this needs to get the hell out of my swamp.

  • @bluedemion7207
    @bluedemion7207 Před rokem +2

    nice

  • @AnjiEnnui
    @AnjiEnnui Před rokem +2

    I don’t think this is cursed enough. You didn’t move out your soldiers and go instead to live in Ireland. :(
    But very cursed tho!

    • @BlackuKnighto
      @BlackuKnighto  Před rokem +1

      Capturing Ireland is part of every standard Julii campaign. That's not cursed at all. Armenia capturing Ireland tho, das very cursed.

    • @AnjiEnnui
      @AnjiEnnui Před rokem +1

      @@BlackuKnighto I don't think you understood what I said. I mean abandonining Italy and making Ireland your capital.
      Yes, correct though. Armenia in Ireland is very cursed.

  • @kosak46
    @kosak46 Před rokem

    Did you use mods for this all?