American Cowboys in Afghanistan | ArmA 3 Fustercluck
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- čas přidán 16. 09. 2019
- There's varmints in them hills. Afghanistan ain't safe - you're gunna need the best o' the best - the genuine American Cowboys. They'll do ya right, they will.
What unit/clan is this?
This is my unit, the Cadian XXth. Casual milsim, roleplay and all those weird ops that you never get to play in your normal milsim group. It is currently closed, and you can find out more here: / discord
What is this mod?
It was a combination of many mods, primarily RHS & CUP.
Are you SovietWomble?
I wish. Video definitely has inspiration from the likes of Soviet and Max0r, but I try to strike a nice line for telling a story, humorous edits and actual gameplay. For something like this, I don't feel the need to edit in every word said. Plus, I edited this in a day, so time constraints were another issue.
Game:
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#arma3 #arma #resistance - Hry
The tablet runs on Windows XP
Realism 100
Yep the US Military exclusively contracts with Microsoft to keep a custom version of Windows XP up to date.
@@cnlbenmc is it sad that i cant tell if this is a joke or not?
+@@truemind1018+ No it is, but i doubt it Resembles any commercially available version of XP. It's kept around because of the high stability and virtually all known exploits have been patched.
The ICBM silo operating systems are so old they cannot be hacked
+@@TimChuma+ I don't even think those have internet connections, at least not wireless ones.
I remember this OP, we only really went rouge because Rimmy sent us to every location that wasn't filled to the brim with insurgents. We got kind of bored and thought weapon smuggling would be a nice distraction.
Makes you wonder how often his squads go rouge when he's not watching on helmet cams
@@andrew9415 Itend to think ... every time
@@luc-zq7ku That's part of the fun
The moment y'all remembered the Helmet Cams was utterly glorious.
Ironic considerong he knew you were rogue because you missed the location of a major enemy base hmmm makes you think
>half the marines don’t wear helmets
>eat crayons
>doesn’t know what country he’s in if it ain’t America
It’s just like the real Corps
Can confirm
Why don't they like helmets
One time I was playing with a private group and we done a reverse Afghanistan where we played as the Taliban and fought against a better armed American force. We ended up trying to set up an IED and we accidentally blew up one of our own tanks
@ShroomTube we ran the mission by giving them old t34s we had about 4
@ShroomTube basically
Yee, and I cannot stress this next part enough, Haw.
Please make a shirt out of this!
@@tacsilent
I believe it would just have a picture of Chuck Norris from Walker Texas Rangers on it.
One thousandth like
"Why is one of my Marines Barking like a dog?"
Because they're _Devil Dogs,_ Rimmey!
He's just not all there but he does a good job in a firefight. It's just suggest to be careful when feeding him. He gets territorial over his crayon flavored MREs.
i am disappointed in the lack of sabaton lyrics under this comment
@@jacobite2353 They were the U.S.A. Mariiiiineeesss~~
@@jacobite2353 i gotchu'
*ahem*
KILL FIGHT DIE THAT'S WHAT A SOLDIER SHOULD DO, TOP OF THE GAME EARNING THEIR NAME, THEY WERE THE DEVIL DOGS!
"Sector is clear."
Rimmy: *Cobra, this is Command, can I please know what you've been doing in an arsenal for the last 5 minutes?*
"NOT CLEAR, NOT CLEAR!"
Fusterclucks should go beat the insurgency of Badgers. See how that works out
For the glory of M.I.L.F.
Incompetence vs blood thirsty... summon the Kennith.
Bloodthirsty incompetents versus incompetent bloodthirsties?
I imagine it will work out hilariously.
@Ian Pomfret no brutally cunning vs cunningly brutal
Americans in Afghanistan, ah sht here we go again. The Texans are coming
ITS THE YELLOW ROSE OF TEXAS!
Hi
DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!
@@craig8399 uh, hi
mark messinger that I’m going to see
“The insurgent shot him. NOT OUR WARCRIME”
Ah give it time. Violating the Geneva convention is kinda like opening a can of pringles. Once you pop, you just can’t stop... Now with agent orange tangy cheese!
Since when have americans cared about war crimes
@@masonr2624 Since when has any country cared about warcrimes?
Agent A *cough cough* Switzerland *cough cough*
@@davoid1792 they haven't been to war in centuries so they can act like that
@@davoid1792 They haven't been in any wars to commit them, though. Lol
1:56; when Rimmys crew becomes outright treasonous, more so than usual.
that wasent rimmys squad, it was the squad that where fucking about with the MG42 at the end of the video
@@thickerorc6589 You could still say it was his crew.
Honestly this was just a little to real for me. I genuinely surprised when that betrayal happened.
This is why you have Commisars attached to your squad, to make an example out of any poor sod who suggests such treasonous actions.
at 16 points a piece? would rather have 4 squads than 3 and 3 commissars.
Though I play Iron guard so I don't worry about running as much.
HERESY
@boade gillies My Meta isnt Psyker Heavy enough to need more than the Occasional Primarus, that and I usually have enough CP to save from perils.
"I slapped it a couple times, and it didn't kill me." Spoken like a true Texan.
Only if "it" happens to be his wife/sister/daughter...
"I don't wanna hear about you and your Goat"
That nearly killed me, I was drinking Rimmy.
"He's having a panic attack, do you want me to arrest him?" Is the most American thing I've ever heard
Second Coming of Patton confirmed.
You can tell they're the army because they didn't just shoot first.
I mean, do you want the person to do something stupid? Cuffing a man limits their ability to do things
@@Predator20357
And escalation makes certain of more severe consequences.
@@kjj26k Yah, cuff the man so that things don’t escalate.
This episode was a really good example of weaponising your playgroups incompetence to make a really good scenario
The war in Afghanistan is now old enough to be drafted into the war in Afghanistan
Thats what we call sustainability
Damn
"I cut myself"
-Afghan Meat Shop owner, 2017 later gunned downed for bombing the local church
Rimmy is lucky he wasn't eaten alive because his codename was "crayon". Those must be some well fed Marines.
There’s no such thing as a well feed marine
Whoever was on your gunner position was a bona fide true American o7 🇺🇸
... from the uk :P
Yep I am from the UK last I checked
@@Tobi44120 seems freedom is calling you!
Wrighty Tobi that is a hell of an accent that you can pull, being from the uk. You sure you ain’t from Texas or another Southern state?
I’ve seen enough American films to tell that this is accurate
Comparison or contrast?
That’s like saying “I seen enough movies made by people who never been in the war to tell that this is accurate”
@@Predator20357 i mean you joke, but most of this has happened in the war at some point or another.
@@Cybetrexs Yah, I am just joking how the fact he said American Films, stuff that’ll take “based on a true story” and twist it to something like Michael Bay firing rockets from his death copter.
0:10 The joke is that Rimmy thinks this is a joke.
This is actual US Military doctrine.
What
what do you mean by that ?
He means utilizing enemy explosives in order to detonate enemy vehicles for asset denial.
@@daemonhawke6910 Sounds about right
Yes. Frequently the US military will either just blow-in-place an IED, or render the IED safe enough to transport and bring it to the middle of bum duck nowhere and then shoot it with a large round or rocket
The us Marines *runs out of crayons* the platoon sarge "Goddammit you're useless"
TheRussianBadger maked that joke in one of his videos
@@LucasSantos-si4nd aye that he did and it was well suited for his video's context
@@lividcanadian9406 indeed
The moment the crayon MREs run out is the day the Marines secede from the military.
"That's our property, that's US property."
Whelp, now it's taliban property. They've got the crayon MRE's now.
Rimmy: watch your there's civvy on the road
Sovietwomble: aw shit did I just call in an airstrike in a civilian village?
Moment later:
If only commissar Digby is around these guys are heading straight to the firing squad
I love how they straight up just assassinated the commander to stop him sharing info
youtube recommendations has a sick sense of humor
Glad people enjoyed the op i made! if anyone has questions feel free to ask ^^
@American Crusader Rimmys discord arma 3 milsimmy channels. However applications are currently closed.
Was the weapon smuggling planned? XD
@@ForestRaptor No it wasnt at all, Lathams squad had accidentally gone around all the preplaced events the first area so i just told my Co Zeus to make something up, 15 minutes later he got on the radio with "Well Lathams smuggling guns for the rebels now"
@@Nietmeg great improvisational skills xP
Is there a way to join his discord if I just wanna make friends? Like, I don’t even have to hardware for the fusterclucks, I just wanna make friends and occasionally talk to Rimmy 😅
A perfect, historicity-friendly retelling of the War on Terror circa 2003
aged like milk!
The part where the ANA turn out to be corrupt is pretty accurate though
"I don't know i didn't read the paper i signed" isn't that how every soldier gets to where they are? Myself included tbh
Read every contract you sign. I hope you learned that lesson.
The way the final engagement begins is terrifying, realizing one of your squads has gone rouge, suddenly the person who tells you this dies, and then all hell breaks loose.
Imagine if fustercluck did the battle of Stalingrad. Throwing scarmu on artillery sounds like a great idea
The only question is: which side would be “friendly”?
This hits different rn
Legitimate question to anyone who is or was in the army and is currently in or has gone to Afghanistan: Based on your experience, how accurate is the traitorous arms dealing plot starting at 1:46?
Accurate
That is some weird looking MARPAT
Its the MARPAT from the cup mods
God some of this felt kinda Red vs Blue-ish, I love it
Rimmy: Why is one of my marines barking like a dog?
Me: THEY'RE CALLED DEVIL DOGS FOR A REASON RIMMY!!!!
:D Fun vid, Rimmy. Keep them coming. You're awesome!
I would love to see more operations like this where there's an element of uncertainty within the player-controlled factions. Multiple squads having the option to turncoat, and trying to carry out normal operations with the potential for resistance from within.
God DAMN this is an old stream, I think this is the first one I caught live. Good shit.
I love the bit of music that plays whenever they're in the MRAP.
What song is that
10:00 too real man... too real...
I wanna see more of Captain Rimmy and his Marines tbh this shit was funny as hell
Rimmy, can you RP a time anomaly in Afghanistan? Just throw in brits, soviets and americans at the same time with respective equipement to their period of afghan occupation and let them just decide between themselves, huh? Throw in some Khyber Path Enfields and confiscated equipement to red coats and pretend that they ended up there a few year back and had time to get over the shock.
Oh god…. Not kyber pass…
Seconding a previous comment I saw. You need to make a shirt design that says “Yee, and I cannot stress this enough, HAW” from your UNSC video. It was hilarious
USMC call sign crayon just sounds so fitting this is probably because my dad was in the Navy
This aged well... ;)
We now know who trained the ANA in incompetence
Love it, hope there's a part 2 coming along.
same
“It’s not violation it’s called human experimentation!”
I hope rimmy posts a part two where he and some men assault the traitor outpost
I’m from Afghanistan and I love this
Please make more
That moment when the crayon eaters have callsign crayon 🤣
This is too on brand for marines and I’m disappointed that I only heard 1 crayon joke in the first few minutes of the video
Australian Cowboys in Afghanistan.
There, I fixed it for you, Rimmy!
I love the "took no we gave them the weapons" followed by rimmys oh fuck and the afghani soldier dropping dead to a sniper. Just perfect movie level timing
11:36 to 11:45
Time to make Texas great again
Last time Texas was great was when it was still a Mexican territory.
RNRAGE pbfbt
I cannot explain how i'm excited
P.S. I watched the video and it was brilliant.
"How'd I get lost ?", I've done that so many times so easily that I don't even question it anymore, seriously :P
I’ve gotten lost in Arma literally 10 seconds after my TC gave me a direction.
@@Cybetrexs I feel ya, not only happened to me.
What I wouldn’t give for a whole storyline series of this
This is my favorite video now.
1:23 they don't call 'em devil dogs for nothing.
I was having a bad day but this video made it a bit better.
So that's what's the americans have been doing for the last two deacdes.
Professionalism: 1000
This is a accurate representation of the war in Afghanistan.
Just another glorious day in this man's army.
You know he's never heard of the America when he's says "a fourth of July"
I call it that, I’m american
Ending on that cliffhanger.
Awww yiss some more YEEHAWS and blunders god i love these ops
Sending emails that say "go fuck yourself" is how boys express friendship and brotherhood.
Nothing like a well placed JDAM to cure some locals of the insurgent fever.
For a while I thought this said "American Colony in Afghanistan" *_WE'RE PERMANENTLY REBUILDING YOUR NATION_*
Immediately after arrest: "can I keep em"
I want to see the conclusion of this ;-;
does anyone else wonder what rimmy thinks of the new Sabaton album
Why I’m dang delighted that us cow folk are gettin represented in media nowadays, giddy up!
The deadpan humour is amazing.
i love how outpost Keatin was in quite literally the opposite position of Outpost Keating
The guy slamming his head into the wall at 9:25 made that scene so much better
American Cowboys
Video starts with them holding RPGs
Makes perfect sense
'Murica
Oh this is gonna be a good one
so this is the true OP Herrick experience then
how does this man pump these out so quick
I never served in the forces but i hear telling civies to fuck off is quite common in real life operations LOL their curiosity over their safety is astounding. Immersion +100
good video commrade
i never saw this kind of action in the boot camp videos
Aw YEE-HAH! Time to sow some FREEDOM SEEDS into the fertile valleys!
Amazing video
0:08 That was the most American yee-haw I've ever heard from a redcoat
yey more rimmy
I am the straightest guy you could possibly ever meet.
Tell me why the fuck I get chills every time someone fucks up and Rimmy gets all "take charge" and starts using his Director voice.
lol actually a legit way to go through training in these kinds of games, mill types being the already trained types, and the people gettting trained up being the ana troops or some shit
good video comrade
We’re totally not working with inungance *press bottom* *hears explosions in the distance*
That;s one hell of a fiddy cal.
Ya know, I always wandered what red vs blue was based on, godspeed to the Canadian XXth
Damn, this is some good shit with the leading and everything. Such a spur-of-the-moment switch of plans, but I guess shit ended badly when you died ? Given what the end screen for you looked like, the whole thing was vanilla 'Arma 3'.
Ave True to Caesar!
9:28 LOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND.IM LITERALLY CRYING.
Reminding me off maddog when we say don’t shoot civis and he says they were armed insurgents when he was standing right in front of them.
That's alot of court-martials impending.
Cowboys in Afghanistan need to be an animated series or something
Please someone make this xD