The Best Joke In The Entire World. Matt Falk - Full Special
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- čas přidán 10. 09. 2024
- The best joke in the entire world wasn't written by Matt Falk, but he is sure to tell you all about it in his Full Dry Bar Comedy special. Whether it's getting plumbers crack in London, or practicing fro a man overboard Matt Falk is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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My 6 year old son walked in to the front room and asked, "Mom, what are you doing under there?" Without a thought I asked, "Under where?" He laughed so hard he fell over.
God, I love boys 🤣🤣 got 4 myself!
Heard similar but: what are you eating under there???
🤣🤣
My pre-teen son asked me if I had holes in my underwear. After my indignant NO! he asked how I got them on.
@@slamcatsam I want to get this joke😜 I don’t get it. Am I stupid?
i told the owl joke to my dad, and he literally said 'who who' exactly like an owl. ON PURPOSE.
@ Arrya Rhine sounds as if your dad is a cool guy with a good sense of humor.
@@greyberet1 XD, yea for the most part
its funny when tourists come to the UK and they have no idea how many different accents the country has. His interpretation of the theatre is spot on!
Yes, to a foreign lg learner such a comedian brings a relief.
I once was walking with an American in a Polish town and there was a Polish band singing sth in English. I understood no word. I asked her what they were singing. She was surprised: How am I to understand Polish. 😂
On another occasion, i was watching John Hus, a vid in English. There was a text I could not understand. I rewound it but could not get it. Once an American wanted to watch the film in my house. I stopped the tape at the moment when they said what I couldn't decode. I rewound it three times. She was perplexed as well. The part of the film remains a mystery to me 😜... And to a native speaker. What a relief! Greetings from Poland 🇵🇱
How do you understand that?
Like Liverpool accent I struggle to understand it sometimes nevermind someone not from the country
It's even weirder when it comes from Americans because it's like...if every U.S state has their own accent, what makes you think it's not gonna be similar in the UK too?
When he gets all energetic and loud he sounds just like Doofenschmirtz and it makes every joke so much funnier
That's exactly what I was thinking. Or the bird from Lion King
A milder Gilbert Gottfried.
@@jamesestelle7260 exactly
THANK YOU I KEPT THINKING BACK TO DR. DOOF
I second Gilbert Gottfried! Either way, he is hilarious!
This man needs to be a voice actor
Agreed
Yep
100%!
Are we all thinking of the same character?
I feel like he would be good in big mouth
I love how he says "If you're not laughing, you're dead inside!" after telling the Owl Joke, which is admittedly funnier than the joke to begin with. But I laughed even harder when he was singing the "Beauty and the Beast" song. I think the fact he knew all the words made it even more hilarious. Also a little impressive lol 😁
Same!
Thanks for saying what he was singing. I love it & have to see it now.
The fact that you knew they were the correct lyrics makes me happy on so many levels, welcome to the wonderful world of musical theater analysis
We are the real nerds
The fact that anyone knows the song from Beauty and the Beast, is a little creepy.
Holy cow, my wife responded with “When?!” to the owl shtick. This is really a thing.
That’s because she’s calculating whether she can catch that person still!
@@fireinateacup89 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Its a known joke. Not by everyone but for everyone yoi knoe theres a 50 percent chance they know it
Owl??? Yep!!!
My wife said “what?”
“I have a very hairy back” Best transition ever XD
Yeah, right? That's what I was thinking, too. No transition whatsoever, but it makes it even funnier. 😄
He does it with "I would like to talk about my baptism now", too.
I knew there was going to be a mole hiccup 😂
I love how he sang beauty and the beast and sounds like Iago
Yes! It was perfect!!
OH MY GOD THAT'S WHY HE SOUNDS FAMILIAR
Well if comedy fails he has a singing career ahead of him
Agreed. Seriously
I have listened to this set an untold number of times. I have never caught that. Now. I can't unhear it.
One thing I learned from these Dry Bar Comedy videos: every comedian has an amazing wife. Amazing.
I have also seen this repetition.
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🤣😂🤣 I was thinking that... wonder how many are husbands but they don't dare say, sad if so though.
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Me: Husband, someone said you sound like an owl.
Husband: Okay.
Thats called a man that knows who he is and dosent care about what random people think of him.
Some people also sound liKe an owl, as well.
Thanks for the grammatical giggle, lol!
🤣🤣
😂😂😂
@Sophia Gordon I had a typo. I corrected it. That's all.
This dude is a natural actor. You can see the purposeful talent on display. He's a pre Robin Williams still in conception but still deserves all the praise in the world for his talent. Delivery was second to none.
i was eating chip cereal while he was telling the fershluck joke and i literally starting fershlucking
I stopped breathing a few times from laughter 😂
Haha are you okay?
@@shirokku3279 i am now lol 😂
😂😂😂
Did you breathe when you should've chewed or did you chew when you should've breathed?
me: Hey sis, someone said you sound like an owl
Sister: did you hit them for me
That's a good one too!
didn't work for me either...
Who is that someone?
@@individualistjoe3688 you sound like an owl.
@@tomcollier4089 thanks
why pay $$$ for therapy, when you can get paid to talk on stage? This guy's got talent.
Matt Falk is HILARIOUS! Plus, his singing voice is gorgeous - second career? WOW, what a find!!!
If he is ever hungry or unemployed it will be by choice...that man is multitalented!!
@@denasharpe2393 haha, he probably was hungry/unemployed as he was studying! Lol 🤣
He sounds like he's had training
He definitely has a background in theatre. It was a dead give away when he...threaded his eyebrows
OMG, these men with the groomed eyebrows make me want to puke! 🤮
@@annecaulder9495 Then you'll love me. I can make dreadlocks out of my eyebrows :P
Annnd now I can't unsee them. Thanks.😄
mine was the way he hung the beast song XD
Now, I have to go back and look for his eyebrows. Lol.
The layers to that harry potter joke are something to respect.
*Raises Hand*
Official Ravenclaw!
It was awesome. Lol.
4:12 for anyone who wasn't paying attention early on or for whatever reason missed it.
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The way he changes subjects by just blurting stuff out is hilarious.
Not really, thatd just a lack of common material and the inability to segway
It's called momentum. He knows how to make you change the track of where you're going very abruptly. It's a comedy fundamental
@@travidmolleur1634 "segue"
I subconsciously do that all the time
I have a very hairy back...
Thank you for the mentioning and setting it straight that South Africa is a COUNTRY 😂❤❤🇿🇦
SAME. When I tell people in the US that I lived in South Africa for a few years it is not uncommon for them to ask "What country in South Africa?"
Understood. However people could also ask where in south Africa as in the southern half of Africa not just South Africa as a nation. Just like in the U.S. we refer to southern states. Most Americans know where South Africa is and know it as a Country, mostly from the notoriety of Nelson Mandela.
Quite Ironic from someone from "America" that most likely call people with stretcht eyes "Asian" and people with dark pigmentation on their skin "African", but hey, it's something, lol
I am glad he clarified where South Africa is. One American asked me if it was in Texas 😂😂😂
@@takeanotherlook2065
Right, it’s in the southern part of Texas, don’t you know.
"Give him your jewels honey" 😂
i think he went into comedy jus to show off his singing and bird sound effects...
And his plumber butt.
Doubtful. As the bird sounds weren't good.
His voice hurts my ears, even when he is talking
I would agree if he wasn't actually hilarious
But hes funny..
Just watched this with some of my young kids....... we were all cracking up! Matt is hilariously excellent!
He absolutely got me when he started singing from beauty and the beast
The bird-gun sound effects knocked me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same
@Tshepo L8 M thank you for understanding comedy. The people that are gun Fanatics that commented on this have no concept of what is funny
Especially the crow sound.
It's awesome cuz it's kinda like are you killing the bird? Haha.
@@natestein5988 Exactly. Haha.
The UK theatre bit is HILARIOUS and so accurate
I tried the who joke on my wife... bro... my wife answered the same way.
Subscribe to my channel guys.
Not gonna lie it creeped me out when he said I got you Kyle and looked right at the camera 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Read your name and got what u meant
Pointing! 😂
I laughed so hard, that I had to take a break to calm my breathing down! Since I was taking a break, I decided to go on facebook and write a post about this fella'. Everyone could use a laugh right now, so I figured why not spread the word. So nice to listen to someone who is so clever, and we can all enjoy some good clean fun! Thank-you, Matt Falk - you are gifted by God with a huge talent.
Me too!!! I had to pause at least 4x cause I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard! Didn't wanna miss anything 🤣
Seriously, I still can't get through it without laughing too hard 😁
What did y'all get from McDonald's?
Yesses! I had to stop because my chest hurt from laughing and watch in two sittings. Guy's amazing!
Did ya verschluckt?? 🤣🤣🤣
I've enjoyed hundreds of excellent comedians for 35 years and have to say this guy earned a place in my top 10. I had to stop playing the video several times because I kept laughing so hard that I couldn't breathe. Thanks so much for sharing 💜
He’s amazing. Like watching a one man show on Broadway!
Is that I LIKE WATCHING, like teen speak, or it is like, like, dunno?
Thanks for the grammatical giggle.
Hope you're not home-schooling anyone above the 3rd-grade level, lol!
@@majoroldladyakamom6948 No. It translates to, "It is like watching..." You knew that. Stop being condescending. I'm a grammar loving person but this isn't necessary on this platform.
@@ccbee232 why not?, when did this not count as the written language? Is this texting? are you talking to someone in bed? By the way, fart jokes.. really, he's that good? That sets a very low standard.
@@majoroldladyakamom6948 uhhhhhhhhhmmmmmm I understood their comment before I understood yours since you said like two times in a row, said the words "teen speak" in the order I just typed it (which doesn't really make much sense in general but if you were to say it you would say "LiKe ThE wAy A tEeN sPeAkS?"),and said "the 3rd-grade level" which "the" would actually be "a" so the correct way of saying it would be "HoPe YoU'Re NoT hOmE-sChOoLiNg AnYoNe AbOvE a 3rd-GrAdE lEvEl, LoL!" so I will end this with "hope they don't allow you to get anywhere near passing 3rd grade cause you, sadly, aren't ready.
@OP He totally is! I love how he incorporates his voices and stuff to make the jokes more distinct like set pieces.
Oh my gosh he is so funny! I am literally crying from the cookie joke so funny and super relatable! His delivery is impeccable.
Hilarious!! Dry bar is doing a GREAT JOB!! Great set
I really like how he swung back to that Owl joke at the very end... All his stories were good. Matt Falk is a talented comic ! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 😁
O...m...goodness!!!
I'm Mennonite, from Canada, eating periogies for supper ...and I TOTALLY f'schlooked EVERYWHERE on his jokes!!! TWO THUMBS-UP 👍 👍
I'm Mennonite from the US midwest. I was f'schlooking during that whole bit! 😂😂😂
I'm Phil, from the UK. Can you translate your comment into English, please? I'm curious about many different aspects of foreign culture, but language particularly interests me.
Fanx innerd Vance.
It means choke, it's in the bit
God is goodness
Loved the description of tattoos - "treating our bodies like we treated our binders, in grade 7". Funny and yet perhaps a lot of wisdom there. Maybe the ones who get tattoos weren't allowed to write on their binders???
I wrote on my binder 🤣🤣 four tattoos one skull on my right hand, on my arm is a cross for my mother, my last name and my very first tattoo is on my left shoulder, fox tattoo
That joke had me cracking up because I have things I wrote on my binder on my body 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I did both lmao. Two roses and two butterflies but I drew some really crazy stuff in my trapper-keeper and on my binders. 😁😄
I’m glad I don’t have mushrooms tattooed on me lol they used to be on my notebooks.
No tattoos nor will I ever get one. I did draw all over my binders though 😂
This guy tiptoes around sacrilege, delightfully! The Mennonite guy with a hook had me near tears, being a Mennonite with baptism envy myself.
I've never heard of baptism envy.
Honestly I thought Mennonite was a Christian sub group kinda like Amish but with more modern technologies
@@aleynahallie9506 It is! :) He doesn't seem very "Mennonite" at this point.
@@carnation_cat yeah, at one point he says he attends a different church now.
“never got an applause break on that before” about the baptism dunking... he’s in provo with all the BYU students😂
This guy is seriously funny and talented 👍🏻👍🏻
He's a unique type of funny. Need more of this.
"Dunking is cooler than sprinkling"
Huge applause!
Somebody needs to explain Utah to this guy 😂
He knew exactly who is audience was
@@thetokenhobo thing is he doesn’t know specifically why dunking is such a big thing
You're being to literal. Lol 🤣 he was being funny
@@jacobroberts8931 He probably does. This is a comedy bit...
'lock the doors, play a slow song, and pass the plate'... HAHA OH YES.
Definitely top 3 fav
This guy should make a TV show or movie.
I agree, to me he has a bit of Robin Willams in him as quick as he is.
"I got a panther on this shoulder, I got an avocado on this shoulder" What? Is that a vegan panther?
Green Panther
hungry panther. Hangry like the wolf.
His voice and mannerisms sometimes reminds me of Billy Crystal. Funny guy!
Mountain Woman - w/a little gilbert godfreid
And I picked up a bit of Adam Sandler in some of his voices. The guy has some real talent!
Or Iago from Aladdin
If he hadn't mentioned being baptized, l would really have believed he was Billy Crystal's son!! But, since someone's already mentioned Robin Williams....this guy really seems like their love child!!! Lol
If he hadn't mentioned being baptized, l would really have believed he was Billy Crystal's son!! But, since someone's already mentioned Robin Williams....this guy really seems like their love child!!! Lol
“Man overboard!”
Then the one arm goes down. 😆
We all go, “Oh no!!!” while laughing.
Then my nine year old says (matter of factly),
“There goes Kyle…”
😂😂😂
Hats off to you Mr. Falk🙇♀️ You are hella funny and can sing too👊👊🙌 your timing is dead on and I won’t be surprised when I see an album with your name on it sometime in the near future-You Rock Matt😆🤣👍👍👍
WHO are the dead inside 199 maniacs who gave this guy thumbs down????? I laughed so hard I hurt myself! He is brilliant!
Those that knock on wood.
@@ryanreynolds2967 Nope. Those are the ones who say it....
I like how he jumps subjects
Someone give this man a show! He's hilarious!
Jesus,the amount of talented people on this channel is insane...
I love to go to the comments and see how people butcher the word "verschluckt"
"What? You're trying to trick the Gods now??!!!!?"
18:58 that “POP” sounded beautiful.
OMG, I can't believe he did that with his mouth. That was glorious!
He's yelling BE LAME after a tattoo joke, as if my Hylian Shield shoulder piece at 18 wasn't a reminder.
ive watched this whole thing 3 times, and laughed every single one of them
me imagining patient zero back in 2019 being wheeled into a hospital in china doctors being like "we don't know whats wrong, this guy wont stop flashuking"
*Verschluckting
@@nardiafuller2722 thank you
I was curious what Google would bring up if I google searched flashuking. I can't say I recommend it... lol
@@wholelottalight I had to do it! ...kinda wish my secret mode was on though! Lmao
I was actually thinking about the collective reaction if that were to happen now in public.
The British Matilda play bit changed my life forever 😂
We paid so much money for these tickets..
He must be good because I watched this twice all the way through 🤣
Either that, or you have far too much spare time on your hands, lol!
I watched it three times you have nothing to be sorry about. This guy is hilarious
Between the app, clips, ans this video, I've watched him no less than 5 times
Thrice
His transitions are a work of art
Ok, so THIS GUY IS AMAZING! And I'm a tough critic. That's saying something.
When this guy strains his voice I hear a little John Pinette and it makes me smile.
Yes most definitely! Miss John Pinnete
His energy is contagious
What an incredible man... talented, handsome, artistic, clever, awesome singer, actor and hysterically funny!
A comedy triple threat -great writing, awesome personality and tried every book to keep audience dazzled, engrossed and laughing! I will go see him at a comedy place near me asap! Left me wanting much more! Comedy that is 😆!
Well now I really really really want to hire a comedian for a basement performance.
my brain stopped working when he said "grade seven" where is this common in the world? don't people say "seventh grade"?
EDIT: after he said pocket the way he did, I was certain and google confirmed... Canadian.
Americans always think everything in the universe is done THEIR way. There are several places in the world *gasp* where other terminology is used!
@@LadyAxe13 ^^^
Canadians say 'grade seven'..i cant recall a time in my life where ive ever reversed it & said 'seventh grade'
Well, i guess i cant confirm all canadians say it like that, but the majority of ppl in winnipeg do!
We say it like that in Australia
In the Philippines we say grade seven too
Bird Grenade was top notch
You can usually tell, within the first couple minutes… if someone’s really funny. You Sir, are great at your job and VERY FUNNY! God bless you and thanks for the laughs!
"verschlucken" means "to choke" in German. That's where the Mennonites got it from. "Ich habe mich verschluckt" = "I choked (on something)"
That’s actually really interesting! I had no idea
Not exactly, I stem from the same Mennonite background as him and it’s from the Low German/Plautdeitch dialect which is an old saxon language. We would say “ack ha me vershluckt”. Although we do share a few words with German, we still wouldn’t be able to understand each other. There was a time in Germany when they spoke both languages but ultimately settled on one and ruled the other one out which is Plautdeitch
Matt, you had me at Mennonite.
FWIW, my dad grew up between two world wars, in central US.
Church was in German, and Plattdeutsch was spoken at home. School was in English. Mom grew up in a different community and learned Plattdeutsch and English.
Phrases in Plattdeutsch (autocorrect; I went with it) are funny, especially when translated word-for-word in English, because of sentence structure. “Throw, the lady out the window, her purse” - therefore, dry comedy is a natural force in the Mennonite community!
“Perpetual plumbers crack against clear plastic”
Brilliant, with a unique vision. One of the very best on Dry Bar.
This guy's legitimately hilarious
He is hysterical, love his delivery!!!!! Diane
I'm officially inviting this man to my funeral to tell this exact same act so that everyone who attends knows how I die (death by laughing so much I forget how to breathe)😂😂😂
Hands down my favorite. I laugh to tears every time I see it. 😂
Not sure how much funnier you have to be to make it big. This guy is off the chart phenomenal. Master of mime and sound effects!
He went from slo-mo baptism envy, to knock on wood superstition incredibility.
His Wordplay and Attention to detail and how ppl don't care about it anymore hits me on a whole nother level! Great jokes my dude 👏🏻👏🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
So Falk-ing hilarious! Keep it coming, Matt 🙂
never thought i would find a comedian i liked more than john mulaney but this dude takes the whole freaking cake oh my hecK i love him
he reminds me of nick miller in like the absolute best possible way
Something about Matt’s cadence reminds me of Mike Birbiglia, my favorite deadpan comedian
Totally agree!!
Same tone just a little faster but you nailed it it's Mike.
Not too many comedians can make me laugh out loud ......loved this
Thank you
the choking thing...I've absolutely done that choking on air XD I swear I breached in some weird particles and just felt like I was dying
First time, I saw you, Matt Falk! I LOVED the show! All the best to you!
Had me rolling with laughter several times! Great skit, is relatable. Thanks For the laughs!
I literally gave this advice tonight. Be yourself because you are awesome. It should not matter what others think. Like what you like because you like it, ignore everyone else!
This is my favorite Dry Bar special. I've watched this so many times and I still find it absolutely hilarious. 😂
Tears down my cheeks! Thanks Matt!
This guy is such a great communicator! So witty, too!!
This is one of my favorite Dry Bar Comedy sets
I really like this guy. He's got a lot of energy and does really good impressions. The jokes are clearly well thought out. Definitely gonna be really big. I'd love to see live.
What a talented young man. I'm laughing now with tears running down my face.
This made me laugh so much I was laughing uncontrollably it triggered my heartburn it got me nauseous and I got the air knocked out of my lungs just from laughing.🤣LMFAOO I also felt like I needed a breathing treatment because of my asthma
FOUND A THESPIAN!♥️
The energy of this guy... Word has it he does intravenous injections of espresso right before he hits the stage. Let's just hope we don't discover some day that he has an OD. He'd never stop talking.
That basement gig was Criminal Minds meets That 70's Show. 😂
He's funny and he's has that Elvis Presley handsomeness. So cute !!
As a south african.....THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!
You are great❗❗❗
Don't stop...you had me tickled...and I'm really sick right now. LoL
Thank you for the laughs when I REALLY needed them 🙄😄😂
Wait, literally me
When all of the sudden he said I want to talk about my baptism 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This man is really funny and I really would support his shows as long as he keeps coming with good jokes.