The Therapy Crouch - Holiday Episode
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- čas přidán 12. 02. 2023
- This week, The Therapy Crouch is streaming live and direct from sunny Portugal where Pete and Abbey are away with the kids.
Abbey and Pete reminisce some of their most memorable moments from being on holiday over the years, including fights with paparazzi, near death experiences and going undercover in Barcelona.
Agony Ab is also back with a bang - with Abbey giving fashion tips on what to wear to a kinky rave and how to pass gas discretely when you’re in a new relationship.
All of this, only on The Therapy Crouch!
07:25 The week so far
10:45 Abbey’s adventure hols
15:10 A nice, cold glass of p*ss
19:50 Smooth sailing
25:55 No paps, please
30:55 Abbey Clancy, horse whisperer
35:05 All roads lead to Rome
40:00 Agony Ab
45:44 The resurrection
48:17 Kinky ravers
52:25 Abbeylicious - Komedie
Hey everyone - As always thanks for your wonderful support!! Glad you all got a glimpse into a crouch family holiday and have appreciated our weird and wonderful stories! 😁
If you want to get in touch with us and send us any of your stories, you can contact us at thetherapycrouch@gmail.com or visit our website thetherapycrouch.com/ and submit your anecdotes or questions there!
See you next Tuesday! x
Im addicted to this podcast not gonna lie. So down to earth, love it.
Have started watching you both as my go to. Had to start from the beginning to make sure I don’t miss anything. Listening to you both makes me feel comfort & is my go to! ❤
Good to see the mysterious voice behind the camera gets to go on your family holiday. It's only right 😂
He is probably family
I thought I read somewhere one of the behind the scenes guy is her brother
Its not the brother, its the far more handsome, charismatic and younger cousin Ross 😉He's also very modest...
Peter's slight scouse accent that sneaks in every now and again is great
Haha!! We may have to get him to do some famous scouse sayings on the next one!
Pete’s face when he tries to stay serious, it’s priceless!!I love this podcast!!
“You can’t be dead forever “the best quote.
my favourite podcast, your chemistry together is so lovely and funny to see❤️
“We connected so well through our love of horses”
PMSL
Pete’s reaction is brilliant🤣🤣
This could be our quote of the season.....
Love the crouches so down to earth so relatable
Thanks!! X
Brilliant!!! “You’re wife is lovely” the guy with the camera story was excellent. I love this podcast, Abby is a legend, and Pete’s a proper lad!
Thanks, glad you enjoyed!
These two are gold. Started listening to this yesterday, bingeing!
absolutely love watching these podcasts.. extremely funny, honest, and real. Keep up the great work guys!!
This podcast is my favourite thing ever I’m in stitches 😂 every time I love this your both amazing I’d love see you have your own programme 😊
Without fail you make me smile.
I love your podcast so much. ❤️
You are both hilarious and its so worth watching 🥹🥰
These videos always cheer me up x
You two picked really well! Together forever! Well done 👍🏾 🥰
10:10 Who's more likely to course an argument? So then Abbey starts an argument about it. 🤣
Point.Proven. 🤣
Winnie Wallace... Thanks so much for telling us your wonderful stories. I laughed myself stupid. You're both so down to earth and fun..Abbey, everybody farts.
Love how honest & real you both are as a couple
Laughing so much loving your podcasts & binge watching
its absolutely brilliant! I love both of you!
These 2 are fkn brilliant & you can see how much of best mates they are. It makes me happy that a couple are so suited. I enjoyed ‘TPCPC’ & worked my way through them, but gutted that silky Foreskin left but hey!
Looking forward to you 2 continuing the content, you really do compliment each other. I really hope I find happiness like you 2 have!
I love this podcast, it’s hilarious. Every one has made me laugh even more.
OMG the horse story is so funny 😂😂😂😂 xxxxxxxx
Great podcast - Thank you 👍👍
This is the best tv I've ever seen, never laugh at tv like i do these podcasts.. Abbey's dream was quality 🤣🤣🤣 cant wait for next week!
"it does sound like a good dream" 😏😂😂
Great stuff you two love these podcasts.. they get better 👍😁
This is the biggest guilty pleasure I have ever had
You two make me laugh out loud - just what I needed tonight 😂😂
Pure GOLD people… Pure gold! 😂❤️
I really like this chat, this is more relaxed an heart felt
The sunshine helps! 😉
Great episode guys!!
Best podcast EVER
Love you guys ❤
You 2 are hilarious....😍
My god I'm actually obsessed with this podcast 🤣🤣🤣
Never easy scoring away in Europe but once again Peter and Abbey both hit hat-tricks 👏👏👏.
Oh my god!!! I've just come across these pair on a poddy.. seriously, I've never loved a couple more.
Always funny, keep up the good work.
I was so tuned in when you were just being Pete snd abbie loved it. Then you went rogue with the relationship stuff. I look forward to 75 percent of your future podcasts 😂
Happy valentine's day you two ❤️
Abs argued about arguing 🤣 Pete bit too excited about Jordans outfit 🙈🤣 This has been so funny 🥰 Love it!
Jordan's outfit is the stuff of legends! Haha!! X
How did crouchy not get on to it when Abbey said she'd prefer an adventure holiday then the two examples were Scuba Diving and Horse Riding "On the beach" haha Classic
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Have to say you are an amazing couple, Myself and my wife of 24 years watch and get a great laugh from it and can relate in so many ways .. I am like Peter and know I am puncing 🤣🤣.. One of my sons tells me this on a regular basis.. keep up the good work ..
Love the Sat - Nav anecdote 🤣
Omg Abbey is so brutal, the ‘same teeth’ comment was so funny and her laughing makes me laugh so much. But I love the way she then reaches out to Pete insisting she was just joking 😂😂
I think Abbi gets better with age! she is lovely....Crouchy is brilliant!!
Brilliant as always ❤
When she said " I had chewie all over my arse " my mind instantly went to some weird Star Wars role play
29:50 - 30:25........This why I/we love you Peter Crouch:)
Oitstanding podcast…🎉x
27:55 is the funniest laugh ever! Sorry for exposing that Abz 😂😂
Hi Abbey and Pete, hope you are both well. My hubby has just introduced me to your podcast (I’m hooked after 1 and a half episodes) But, we got 30 minutes into this one and had to stop it and I’m not sure if I should let him watch anymore without first taking some precautions.
The horse stories literally had him laughing so much and so uncontrollably that he vomited! I panicked and passed him the dogs water bowl while proceeding to shout at him to close his legs to catch it so it didn’t go in the carpet. After the commotion, and stopping the dog trying to eat it, he said at least it was a chance to use the carpet cleaner he had bought me. We both ended up laughing and we are going to watch the rest, but with a bucket nearby just in case.
Near pissed myself laughing at the horse story.
Past 1am trying not to wake my fella up 🤣
Its 3.41 am and i'm cracking up in the bed with hubs asleep next to me who is a life long spurs fan. I know his going to wake up with the bed shaking before long. 😂
I’m going away next week and I’m already thinking about the morning pint before the flight 😂
Great listening guys so funny…..so down to earth yet so far above it! Pete’s punching above yet so far below at the same time if you get the drift 🤣 Such a brilliant match you two lovely people 💋❤ (not gay btw!) 😛
This podcast is an absolute revelation. Have watched every one.
I used to think that was nobody like my wife. Then I saw this. Personality-wise, Abbey is EXACTLY like my wife, it’s scary 🤣
You must be one LUCKY GUY!
Love this so nice to see two down to earth people whose relationship is so relatable to “us normal people” Peter you are such a lad!! Love it 👍🏻 Abi you are a lucky lady they don’t get much better than that lad you have in front of you! Good looking ✅ lad✅ honest ✅ loyal✅ has your back ✅ fun✅ you have laughs you can see that and neither are painting either to be bad your a couple of sweethearts xxx 😘 I live for the pod 🎉
This August I’ll be in the Bar 5:00 😂😂😂
It might be your last holiday, thanks he said, hilarious
Can you tell us what brand polo shirt is Pete wearing in that "First Dates" video?
I'm always two days before I leave when I pack 🤣
❤
I’ll never forget in the late 90’s when Crouchy was asked. ‘Where would you be without football’? Peter Crouch: ‘a virgin’.
I often think if Pete worked in Tesco would he have pulled miss Clancy? Hmmmmmm…… I really like to think so, you should do a poll!
The glasses are class 🤣🤣
We moved from England to California in 1968 when I was 10. Some friends offered to take us horseback riding and we jumped at the opportunity. The place that had the horses was used for filming westerns but the 'workers' were all a bunch of hippies. As it turns out they were killer hippies. Yep, Charles Manson's clan at Spahn Movie Ranch.
Years later after my parents divorced my mother remarried and they bought a home with horse stables, arena etc. When they'd go away on holiday I'd house sit and and 'take care' (cope with) the horses. One was an ex thoroughbred racehorse. This was my mother's dressage horse. She's 5'10" so I guess you need to scale the size of the horse . . . beats me. He was a big fella, and a complete prick. If you cleaned his stall with him in it he'd play innocent then go ninja and bite when you turned your back. Must have been part Uruguayan . . . My then girlfriend (later wife) had horses as a teenager and wouldn't go near him.
Mid 2000's we did a cruise from San Diego through the Panama Canal. Stopped in Cabo. We did the horse ride on the beach deal. I'm 6'6" and the horse . . . tiny. Good thing there's no RSPCA in Mexico. One look at the photos and they'd throw away the key.
Does anyone have any idea where Abbeys sunglasses are from?
I can hear Peter's drinking partner is there, doesn't matter what time you are flying you have a pint, 5am or 10pm
It's a tough job, but someone's got to do it! 😉
Anyone know what sunglasses abbey is wearing?!
11:54 should have kept the cameras rolling there...
Amazing seeing abs start an argument when asked who is more likely to start an argument 😂
Who's the other scouse guy behind the camera? Is it Abbey's brother?
This is wicked 🤣🤣🤣 only watched a couple so far, but introduce the odd guest and it would beat phil & holly!
"The same teeth" LMAO
they should do a thing like ozzy and sharon at home with the crouch family
Who is the guy talking there with you Both..??!!on THE Crouch family Holiday..??!!
My son works at Gatwick Wetherspoons he agrees 😂
Crouchy n abbey r boss
Abby the great explorer
I'm imagining Jordan wearing the same outfits as Sam Smith at the Brit Awards 🤣
On a short holiday you say, if you have a property in Portugal WHY is it necessary to carry so much luggage? Surly all your clobber is already there ?
😄😁agree with you.Pete on the
& Aby thoughtful gifts!!😆😅🤣😂
Tears a laughter thanks yee 2!!Still.a.change of Camera crew too😉😎🥳🥳thankx. Female.Camera crew.see a difference In 🎭 Performance!
I've got pizzas, I've got bifters...
Abbey is so down to earth….I could drink piss out of this glass……pmsl
Camera story....🤣😂😀😃😄😁😎😉
I’ll totally understand your flight dilemma. Myself and Husband are flying back to Gatwick hit turbulence. We all know it’s the worst thing ever out of the blue I undone my seatbelt stood up and shouted we are all going to fucking die. My husband grabbed the back of my dress Yanked me back down into the seat and spent the last hour staring at me with huge eyes fuming, I have never ever had it like that before, but by God, if that gets brought up now we are literally doubled over laughing. now if we hit turbulence, my husband’s hand is on me ready in a panic 😂
Howling!! X
Everyone farts if Abbey thinks she doesn't guess who is the one creating dutch ovens in her sleep
"...can`t believe you took your sofa on holiday..."😐
we pack the day before...SHE puts all of the stuff from the top of her dressing table and her hair dryer and straighteners in the cases and then I get to see what room is left in the 2 cases and accused of taking too much when the cases are over weight lol
Ive had a dream with abby and holly which involved a plate, i decorated it myself 💦😂🤣jokes
Peter mate you've done well I'm a scouser a happily engaged 💍 one to a lovely scouse girl but Abbey is beautiful mate 👍
how about 20 minute Podcasts instead.
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Hooked these 2 r amazing and funny great chemistry between them
07:22 - When Crouchy doesn't recognise his blag wife's perception of herself. Classic. trying to blag everybody and he's having none of it.
Love this. However i liked the video then unliked When Abbie said about the kids screaming and she is smug Na not a good look
I think that was more tongue in cheek. But maybe being honest we all like it when we see another child misbehave because it makes you think we’ve all been there just glad it’s not mine this time.