Why Nobody Knows How Eels Reproduce
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Humans: looks away for 1 second
eels: come on let's do it while he isn't looking
“common” lolol
@@EPetras I had to re read his comment for a second. My brain actually misunderstood everything after that lol
🤣🤣🤣
I mean, would you do it if a bunch of scientists where trying to watch you without consent?!
they get too nervous if you're watching
never ask:
a woman her age
a man his salary
an eel how it reproduce
Also don't ask Kiwi birds, anglerfish, or spotted hyenas. Oof
@@foresthillwolf7998 i mean i hope you know how anglerfish reproduce...
@@angerberd7829 of course. Otherwise I wouldn't have said not to ask them.
Truly strange creatures. That's the kind of things I expect in Alien movies. Not human looking bipeds.
Minecraft how they got the panda death sound
You SHOULD ask a woman her age, just so you know you're not robbing the cradle.
When I was a kid my dad's friend had a huge aquarium filled with stuff. We went camping once and he caught a handful of baby eels for his tank. Soon after all his fish started acting funny, dying, etc. It turned out to be from the baby eels.
I remember one fish swimming sideways so the guy "put it down" and opened it up to see if there were any obvious reasons. A live baby eel popped out. His fish were eating them and they were eating their way back out. Eels man... Eels.
Eels are Xenomorphs, confirmed.
Jeez. Thats nasty. I thought lampreys freaked me out.
Why did I laugh at this
nature's uno reverse card
@@ologhai8559 oh god.. facehuggers.
For my 5th grade science project about eels and I got a 50/100 because I couldn't find out where they came from, or how they reproduced in any book. I cried because the teacher thought I was very lazy
Literally a triggered memory I forgot about until I saw this video
holy shit that's so unlucky 💀💀 you could've gotten a 100 if you picked any other animal
Dude that's so fucked lol
Teachers mate they do not do the research
@@annak804 Well, that one at least.
What if there’s just one massive mother-of-all-eels at the bottom of the sea. That’s a terrifying thought.
🤯🤯😳😳
It's like how bees only have one queen... Terrifying but there is definitely a chance
The Leviathan =O
Possibly. Nobody knows how big they can be. In my country we have legends of giant eels. Stories from my elders about encountering them and we even have evidence in a museum of giant eels.
I heard a story of my uncle had found a giant eel and he thought it was a log till it moved while he was trying to move it.
@@tamou_whanau1441 Your uncle never saw that, quit lying to yourself
Obviously when one eel falls in love with another eel they get married and a stork eel drops off the baby eel
you earned a laugh out of me
EXACTLY
Did the eel stork have flippers/wings lol
Stork eels, steels
An Eeork, if you will
This just shows how big the ocean is and how much we haven’t explored, the fact we were able to narrow it down so much yet we still can’t find their breeding grounds is scary. There’s so much about some sea animals that we don’t know about and it’s kind of scary.
Scary or absolutely fascinating!
We actually do know the breeding grounds. If I'm not mistaken they attached a gps to an eel. The sargasso is where they breed and larvae was found there way back in 1920.
We also know how they breed because they were breed in captivity with the aid of hormones to sexually mature them and closely studied afterwards. This was done in the 90s
It turns out that eels have a migration rout that takes them to the Saragossa sea. They use the salinity in the water to find this place and this is where they meet. They have found the larva of baby eels and tracked the adults to this location. Meaning, the female will dump the eels and the males comes by to fertilize the eggs….this was discovered a year ago…you’re welcome..
but what's with freshwater eels??
@@momokolove fresh water eels leave their freshwater habitats to start the migration to the Saragossa sea…crazy huh
@@mcblu9344 what about eels that are like in a lake??
@@momokolove eels are born in salt water. The ones in lakes were too but move into lakes from stream systems. These are called catadromous eels. You’ll only find a lake dwelling eel if there is some stream system upriver to it. So if it’s damned off, no eels…
@@mcblu9344 ohh okay!!! that's so fucking cool thank you
“THESE ARE ALL GIRLS!”
- Sigmund Freud, after searching 400 eels.
Jeff Goldblum: How do you know? You go around flipping up the Eels skirts?
Freud: *Y E S !*
czcams.com/video/QZSbUkQYbb8/video.html
Hahah czcams.com/video/qtgRY1tmmfk/video.html
“Sir I highly doubt that-“
*GO GET MORE*
Answer: They don’t. They’re immortal creatures that survive on human fear
Just like Djinn or demons😈
And they dont know for some reason
but eels taste good tho hahaha
@@hyuuganatsume2621 when you poop them they comeback alive
1k
I was fully invested in everything in this video because eels keep me up at night and all their secrets
Me rn
Ah yes a 16 minute documentary on CZcams talking about eel testes. What everyone needed
“THESE ARE ALL GIRLS!”
“GO GET MORE”
-Samonella Academy
Ah yes, a man of culture
“CANT A N-“
The samonella N-word incident i see
instantly tought of this lol
Panda
Of course he thought eels came from rainwater and mud. If they bury themselves in mud during a dry spell they would come out when the dirt became mud due to rainwater. He probably watched an eel unearth itself while it was raining and his problem was solved.
I think that’s a perfectly logical assumption!
@@Powerbandm Especially if you don't even know what cells are or are thousands of years away from cell theory.
Wow, great observation. I didn't even come close to connecting the two. Thanks for the insight. Be well. .-.
This is literally the only logical comment on this thread... well, that and the stork theory lol
Right? Legit, the rainwater-and-mud hypothesis would have been explicitly supported by observational evidence, at least. If a society has no previous tradition of scientific enquiry, they have to start somewhere.
I can’t hear the Freud story without thinking of a certain Sam O’Nella clip
This is such a great video. I used it in my High School Biology class to discuss scientific process and reinforce the scientific method. My students had a blast!
"This isn't even my final form"
-eels everywhere I imagine
Lol
Nice to know i'm not the only DBZ fan who connected eel transformations with Freeza........
now we need an eel enemy in the dbs universe LOL
Perfect Eel
@@ologhai8559 nope even better *perfect seal*
What if eel isn't the final stage of eel's life cycle. They only mature when they become a 4 dimension creature then they lay egg in 3 dimension
Underrated coment XD
damn
imagine eel gods in the 4th dimension
That's my theory and I'm STICKING TO IT!
Shocking statement
You're telling me, no scientist has ever tagged an eel with gps and watched them move to their reproduction grounds?
Expensive probably
@@iamapandacorn1465 ok but still
@@dieZauberfloete unside of them
@@dieZauberfloete just like have a scientific group specialized in studying eels
@@dieZauberfloete idk put them in a gigsnt aquarium and watch them
I’ll always find it strange that I’m absolutely terrified of snakes (I can’t even see a picture of one without freaking out) but eels don’t bother me at all. In fact, I’ve had eel a few times at a sushi restaurant.
So Freud thought he would be the first man to discover eel balls, then quit after dissecting 400 because of emotional fatigue. Seems sane and rational enough.
Wow, I wonder what other sane and realistic ideas that fellow has!
@@driveasandwich6734 doin yo mom doin doin yo mom
@@genericlegionaryrecruit7235 the best response to this
What sane person concerns themselves with psychology?
@@LeoHKepler What sane person doesn’t?
Eels burry themselves in mud when a pond dries up. Rains come and eels arise out of the mud. I would think that that plus the lack might lead an observer to jump to an eelogical assumption.
I feel like you're reaching and reeling 😏
You really threw caution into the wind and let Jesus take the wheel.
Maybe they lay eggs in the mud?
@@user-tv3ik9qi9x thats kinda eeliterate
They make offspring when they have *eelings* for eachother
Sam O'Nella found out how they do it and they got him. That's why he is missing for so long
Lyle takes me to some odd but interesting places
1970: “We will have flying cars in the future”
2021: “WHERE ARE EELS BALLS?”
It really be like that
Where are they
Your mum
To be fair it's just as important that we have a better knowledge of other creatures too.
With the idiots we already have driving on the ground....Do you really want them in the air?
Sigmund Freud: THESE ARE ALL GIRLS
Go get more
WELL WHAT'S A ＮＩＧＧＡ GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DIー
LOL
GO GET M O R E
This is the first thing I thought of when I saw this video
Thanks for your hot and steamy loads of knowledge dripping down my neck and chest Sam
“Killer whales aren’t whales, they’re dolphins” is an oxymoron because technically dolphins are whales.
Sure I guess
@@unquestionableexistance8704 Dolphins are a subgroup of whales
You mean to say they're all cetaceans?
@@1wolsk Is that what I wrote? No I mean Dolphins are part of the sub group of toothed-whales
@@KiLLKiNDLY You are correct. I just thought that this would both agree with you and be less confusing for others 😊
This episode was just pure comedy gold… don’t know if it’s your script or your delivery or the accent… but good job… loved it.
Why Nobody Has Ever Seen an Eel's Balls - was the original title!
14min after publishing: Why nobody knows how Eel‘s reproduce.
currently it's "why nobody knows how eels reproduce"
100th like eeeee satisfaction
He ruined my mothballs joke in doing that.😂
I was gonna say ahah I was like wait.... pretty sure the title mentioned “balls”
Wait you’re telling me that he was hanging around a dried pond and when the rain came and the eels came out of hibernation, he was crazy for saying that eels were born that way?????
🤷♂️good point
In a vacuum it sounds crazy but that's honestly a reay good observation
It would be crazy nowadays, but back then the boundries of what is possible and what is not where not as clear.
that’s probably why it was accepted by everyone. People could see it for themselves.
@@med4nel It's still not completely clear.
Lyle wasn't lying after all
I just learned so much from this. First off, the word “idiomatic.” But then all this stuff about eels, I had no idea they were so interesting!
What if- hear me out
All eels are female.
-Siegmund Freud at some point
That’s racist!
Sounds kinda gay.
*THESE ARE ALL GIRLS*
Mr. Freud, that seems highly unlikely-
*GO GET MORE*
Mr Freud-
*WHAT'S A [REDACTED] GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DI-*
@@dragonslibrary9207 NO GOD PLEASE NO
Underrated comment
TLDW: We now know that Eels develop testes based on environmental cues (and are agender at birth), explaining why Eels taken out of the water are very unlikely to have testes. This also why Freud only found one devloping male out of all the hundreds of Eels he dissected.
Big brain people like u is why I look in the comment section for all the answers. The comment section is all knowing
i guessed right 😎
what if the ones that started developing were towards the last to get dissected and the drop in eel population around them caused the development
im not even trying to be that person, cause im not a genius, but I was definitely thinking if this was a possibility. It's cool to know I was thinking in the right path!
You’re wrong. Agender and being Sexless are NOT the same. Eels are SEXLESS, agender is a term that only applies to humans
What if the baby eels leave empty eggs around, that can be recycled when comes into contact with some adult eel parts?
Kinda like jellyfish do, just a tad more complicated.
How do the males know how and when to spread said adult stuff? Maybe similar on how frogs can navigate to their birthplace.
It's crap like this that makes is halarious that people think we went to the moon and we live stream in real time from Mars when I can't even get cell service in North Carolina.
The real question is, why are you trying to look at an eels balls
Why wouldn't you try to look at an eels balls?
Why the fuck not?
Exotic sushi
Why not?
Hey, dont kink-shame
Answer: They spawn when the world is generated. You’re welcome.
@Joe Mama Hopefully they’ll fix them not dropping any ball- I mean, hearts of the sea.
*Your
@@ryler7 no, its "you're" guy.
@@kmoney5647 *Your
But how do they reproduce is the question? A lot of things spawned at the start of the Earth.
My man Schmidt spending twenty years of his life looking for the secret eels brothel, that's dedication
Love how the woman at 9:00 drops the chalk, and continues as if nothing happened.
I like how his videos aren't clickbait, they're 100% literal
Many of his videos are though
Not true because he ended up telling us how Eels actually reproduce
@@denis69ist balls
Is he Australian or British?
@@alle6621 british
Till this day they cant find out how it happens and where are the eggs?
But after years they found out they have balls ! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Crucial questions come first
God created all animals in the world, only God has the answer to the things that not even scientist can figure out.
@@spaceboy7041 But does God know why children love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
Now I'm just imaging God descending from heaven, with the chorus and trumpets and whatnot, only to say "EELS TOTALLY HAVE BALLS!" and slowly ascending right back into the clouds.
@@Deadriser he does cuz God is God and knows all lol otherwise there's no point of him being God
@@spaceboy7041 🤦♂️😂
I was today years old when I first realized that he's introducing himself as "Thoughty2" and not "fourty-two"
I can honestly say I have never thought so much about eels. Thanks for adding to my 'miscellaneous thoughts--some useful, some not so much'!
When two eels love each other very much they ask God for a baby, then a baby eel is brought down from the heaven by a stork.
Maybe seagulls are some sort of delivery service.
@Boogiie Montana Wrong. By the same logic flying humans would be what deliver human babies. But they don't. Storks manufacturer and deliver the baby. Storks clearly have some weird monopoly on baby delivery services. Therefore flying fish wouldn't make baby for fish. I rest my case.
They also have to submit an application form with their income, status and background both to God, and the stork messengers before doing so.
This is literally the same thing my parents told me when I asked them “where do babies come from?” Then I got a girlfriend in 1st grade and said “let’s ask god for a baby so the storks can bring to us” she agreed and when it didn’t work I told my mom and she said “only adults can have babies”. However, i knew that teens could have babies and then I decided to look it up cause I knew she was lying. That’s how I learned the birds and the bees.
Seems legit
“If Nintendo has decided to turn Kirby into a horror franchise” this man doesn’t understand Kirby lore.
I went to search for Kirby to see what you meant and thought I'd mention the first result I was given was for a vacuum cleaner.
Yeah knowing that 90% of Kirby villains are recreations of the devil or evil it's self
Literal Eldridge deities that posses people
@@thecorruptedgamer7032 the most recent canon one is literally the god of chaos and destruction too, not even joking that is literally what it is, not an exaggeration or anything
@@blehh_mae damn. He kills lord beerus
This makes me wonder how Tararre was able to eat a whole eel in one bite!
okay wait, is aristotle talking about worms? when it rains worms come up from the soil and are in mud... does he think that worms are baby eels? i just thought of this not very far into the video so i am just rambling lol.
Moral of the story: it’s none of our business
You mean to say the MORAY of the story?
K imma leave sorry
@@regrettithesadspaghetti8521 Unbeelievable.
@@WobblesandBean I fEEL like u did a thing there
I don’t think the Red Skull conducting the research during the early 1900s helped humanity’s case.
@@darthvader0219 u ruined it
Me: I’m gonna get school work done today
Me at 3 am: *watching a video on how eels reproduce*
Same here
lmao. a week later, here I am. 2am. 🤣
well you did learn something
5 am 😅
Haha i am here at 12am🤪
I love that the eel in the thumbnail looks just as concerned as I was reading the title of this. Keep up the great work, man!
Thanks for teaching me something that I didn't even know I had a question about. Now I can show off in Trivial Pursuit!
"Sexual eeling."
You are one funny guy. No kidding.
Like a hentai but with one tentacle
@My Account so are you, but hey nobody wants you to feel bad
My Account w h a t
*No squid ink
@My Account at least get my name right
"yall where do eels come from tho"
"idk they're dying shark's tongues maybe"
"yea seems right"
didn't need to comment it twice 🤣
@@suviram.1901 I didn't notice it sent twice lol thanks for pointing it out
@@LookItsSani 😂👌its ok
I actually caught one of the clear ribbon eels off the shore of lake Michigan! If I would've known it was a baby eel i would've been so amazed
I love how many of the greatest minds of history tackled this question and yet not one of them thought “hey maybe I should capture one and just observe it”.
You really think no one has tried that yet? Haha
Person: *decapitates eel*
Eel: Oh No! Anyway...
do you watch top gear
@@abalakrishnan4152 its just a popular meme now
@@coloradostatesenatorsteven7443 oh I didn't knpw
Everyone’s asking: Where are the eel’s balls?
But no one is asking: How are the eel’s balls?
I don’t get it
Their feeling pretty blue rn
Why are the eel's balls?
@@odomisan drax
I bet they taste quite nice
I can relate to the letter. When u do the same task for many hours that is what happens. I've experienced it cutting open scallops
The fact that something as fragile as a fish can just bury itself and hibernate through the winter will never cease to mess with my head. If I could sleep for a month without any need for shelter sustenance or anything else… I’d do it more frequently than I should
Alternate title: *noodle fish might have been genetically castrated for no apparent reason*
There is a reason: They’re good Christians
@@pancakesbf2704 They are God's true chosen people!
@@ThexDynastxQueen oy vey!
Eels reproduce in the dark. Like every other "less than beautiful" out there.
Tf is that pfp
@@MrPotato- don't you know that's how zebras are made?
@@MrPotato- Political statement.
@@MrPotato- why u judgin man
@@MrPotato- Horsephant
This was the first video I've ever watched in this channel, now I have watched almost every video in this channel.
Eels and Platypus... some of lifes greatest mysteries.
Freud's theories are basically just the more respected precursor to the classic rebuttal "I know you are but what am I?". I bet all his life people were like "Why are you so obsessed with people's baby making parts?" and Freud was like "Well why are you so obsessed with my thoughts on those body parts? Maybe you just think too much about your mom's body, creepo" and everyone back then was so scared of talking about sex at all, much less something THAT weird, that they'd just be like "Woah, woah, alright, sorry I said anything, I'll shut up but just don't say stuff like that about me!". And it worked so well that it became his whole personality.
legit, the man was a wacko
What if he just had a really hot mom
@@VincentGonzalezVeg Chris-chan moment.
@@crackaby7075 good for you
@@VincentGonzalezVeg why me?
Nobody:
Eels: This isn't even my final form
😂😂
They eventually turn into dragons if they live long enough.
@@anthonyacuna5507 with massive balls. probably.
@@anthonyacuna5507 sadly global warming has stopped that 😢 if we cared for the environment eels would make it to their final form, we'll never get to see an eel in its final form unfortunately
@@bruh1214 😭
This must be how pokemon trainers feel when they leave two totally different species alone in daycare for a bit.
2 questions:
1. why has this video appeared as a suggestion?
2. why hasn't this video appeared as a suggestion earlier???
Im kind of irritated to say that he forgot to include the fact that the eels spawn IN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE. Sargasso sea sure, but the bermuda is already anomalous enough, appearently it houses anomelous fish too.
I hate the fact that this is a sentence that makes sense even without video games existing. Everytime i read this I feel like its wrong and some tier zoo shit
Actually that’s a myth, there is nothing weird about the Bermuda Triangle and many of its supposed famous crashes don’t even occur in the Bermuda Triangle, merely passing through it
@@blackgold2589 well, yeah. Thats the weird stuff. We know why it happens to a degree and obviously we know its not paranormal. Its just because the areas winds and oceans are obviously like a giant whirlpool so it causes some weird unpredictable things to happen. In the 1880s when it was first was introduced as a mainstream and well known phenomenon, they didnt have any tools to know any of the features of the land. Even back to when Christopher Columbus was around he had to sail through the triangle. He recounted having seen an intense flame and light crash into the oceans which we think might of been a very coincidental meteor. Also, pretty notably, the triangles north and south magnetic fields line up evenly which causes compasses not to work.
WHAT THE F-
@@stonksboi69 stfu
He’s cracked the algorithm. Everybody Is searching for the Sam O’nella video that got removed and finds this
What ever happened to Sam? I loved his page tbh
@@Heavycorp17 he’s been taking a break for college and shit
@@reece4263 makes sense
@@Heavycorp17 oh and he said the n word
@@ohno1914 oof, He dropped the hard R and got canceled? Yikes
just watched this and my friend called me on discord and I proceeded to tell him the entire story with great enthusiasm
The thumbnail for this is the ONLY photo of an eel I’ve ever seen that didn’t scare the absolute crap out of me.
When an eel has a maw with a pharingeal jaw, that's a moray!
When you live in a reef and have two sets of teeth, that's a moray!
When an eel bites your thigh and you bleed out and die, that's a moray!
cool beat bro
I instinctively read this to the beat of “if you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands” 😂
@@BlazedBarbie lmao 🤣
@@BlazedBarbie it's supposed to be to the tune of "that's amore" smh
Well played bro, acc took me a minute to get it 😂
man your scripts are so well written. Formal yet non-formal, serious yet comedic, exciting and mysterious, etc.
I think he might be an eel 😑
@@a-terrible-fate532 I agree
@@squidinkRC me too
*informal
@@a-terrible-fate532 100%.
After watching this video and you talk about sigmund Freud, I finally understand that joke in titanic
Im currently drawing a fantasy / horror image of a gigantic infinite eel at the bottom of the ocean but after this video, im looking at it a little different now...
Thoughty 2 has the weirdest yet most intriguing titles 😂😂
4 hours ago?
@@lukeparks461 early access.
so true...
beta?
@@qtclone if You’re a member you can sometimes watch videos before others.
It's funny that sam O'Nella joke was actually kind of accurate
What?
THESE ARE ALL GIRLS
I mean, that joke was obviously researched. Sam wouldn’t put it in the vid unless it had some basis in history
@@Fox_Olive Exactly
“THESE ARE ALL GIRLS” “sir I-“ “GO GET MORE” “Mr.froyd I highly doub-“ WHATS A NI*** GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DICK”
They're just out here spawning 🤣
I never understood this guy's mustache until; I saw the suspenders... Barber Shop Quartet. It all makes perfect sense now.
When “How is babby formed?” Becomes a legitimate brain stumper...
How girl get pragnent?
@@donwald3436 "They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back?
This thread gave me a stroke
Babs prgant
B a b b y
When Aaron was born, his mother said, “oh what a treasure.” And his dad said, “yeah let’s go outside and bury it.”
@Zenmasterme Thats what My Dad says about Me!! (True!) :)X
🤣 I'm gonna use this (I hope it's a joke)
@@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS Sorry to hear that...
@Gernot Schrader yeah I hope same
@Gernot Schrader The Whole joke was one of his favourites!!
So,Both,what a treasure & lets bury it!! X
4am in the morning and I'm learning something crazy thank you I love this channel
This is such a great example of why grouping animals based on morphological characteristics is inadequate for phylogenetic organization.
Too late, that eel is already in heart. Such a cute little guy.
Eels aren’t cute
@@anugy1195 Haha true that, especially the large ones.
@@anugy1195 As long as I'm behind a screen and not with it in the water they're pretty interesting
@@TimDaOne interesting, but not cute at all lmao
@@anugy1195 As a guy with not a lot of emotions I really don't know whether something is cute but every animal is inspiring to me.
"how tf do eels reproduce?"
- Sun Tzu
The art of sex
@@Willrb833 😂 idk why I laughed at that
@@internetboi7296 😂
I think you meant Technoblade
they dont reproduce they just spawn there
The effort is must take to research and put together the video bits I'm sure is mind-blowing.
It’s not that nobody knows, just the people who do are so horrified that they can never talk about it to anyone
I guess you could say they were Scaroused. Scared and aroused from looking at eel genitals. You know.. someone would have an odd kink for eels...
I can, its the slime.
@English person sit this one down. Your kind thought eels came from a horses tail
@English person nah I was just messing around. I'm not american and the gag was after your username.
@English person the point of the video is that eels still are largely a mystery, and that exactly how they reproduce still hasn't been documented.
they don't know how they are migrating either at such young hatchlings.
They just know, that they do actually have balls that develop once they migrate back to the seagarssa ocean, and once they live that specific area, their balls glands dissapear again.. thats why, if you want to find an eel with balls, you have to go to the seagarssa ocean. we don't know how they mate, the habits and behavior of them, their reproductive lifecycles down to a specific, theirs more work to be done to understand the eels.
i love this man's never ending creativity and unrivaled storytelling skills never cease to amaze me
Unrivaled? Have you never seen simon Whistler? Hes got several channels. Today I found out, top tenz, mega projects, side projects, casual criminalist, and business blaze....and others. He has to be pretty decent at it to have that many successful channels
Same❤️
Right? Like how does he come up with so much information and then put it into an interesting video?! And so many so quickly lol
@@AustinRoberts88 people work for him
I know right this guy is great
I always just imagined the eels slapping fins and then a baby appears
My mother grew up in the Mississippi delta area. She said there were lamprey eels in the freshwater streams where she grew up.
3:30 Not that dumb of an idea when you keep seeing eels pop out of previously dry mud after fresh rain, since, you know... they _hybernate in it_ .
ah yes polar bears are made from snow
Shark:*has eel in heart* well wtf am i gonna do now i don't have insurance
Next time someone says "the science is settled" tell them "oh yeah? We thought eels were spawned through spontaneous genesis for 2000 years. AND WE STILL DONT KNOW IF THAT IS WRONG!"
Easily one of your best videos mate! I laughed out loud a few times. Particularly with the sexual “Eeling” . Well done sir
Those ancient “scientists” really had scary accurate theories or just bat shit crazy things
the difference between an old crazy guy and the "founding father of modern science" is just if people remember the shit you were right on or your other... usually more entertaining ideas
I imagine those are just the theories that stand the test of time. The shit that was almost a magically correct educated guess, and the ideas so dumb that mellinia later we are still giving them shit for it.
"nobody has every seen eels breed"
ALRIGHTY BRING IN DAVID ATTENBROUGH
I love David Attenborough!
I had no idea how much I needed to know this
I feel like Aristotle claiming they claim to life out of rainwater + mud was probably due to mouth breathers constantly asking him the same question and not taking IDK for an answer. So he was like "I'll just tell them the stupidest reason I can think of and see if they believe it". Hence the oldest troll was born.