Jesse Ventura Funny Moments

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  • čas přidán 20. 09. 2017
  • The funniest moments of Jesse "The Body" Ventura.

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  • @bensondewalt8200
    @bensondewalt8200 Před 6 lety +350

    How bout this guy for president? He actually tells the truth, and doesn't talk like a robotic politician.

    • @theindivisible
      @theindivisible Před 5 lety +38

      He's a constitutionalist and not loyal to one party. Anti-establishment. The only social services he is for is military, police, firefighters, EMS & healthcare, and education. I'd vote for him

    • @lorenreece1665
      @lorenreece1665 Před 5 lety +19

      I think he would do ok as President. If Trump could do it, Jesse could certainly do it.

    • @richpanini5295
      @richpanini5295 Před 5 lety

      @@theindivisible military?

    • @JedmcCj-uq5dw
      @JedmcCj-uq5dw Před 5 lety +4

      That's what people thought about trump that's why he won. Too bad he was just as full of shit as any politician.

    • @garrettnadeau2255
      @garrettnadeau2255 Před 4 lety

      LOREN Reece except trump can’t

  • @TheFailedmessiah
    @TheFailedmessiah Před 5 lety +74

    Will Sasso does a perfect impression.

    • @liamjones9115
      @liamjones9115 Před 3 lety

      THE VIETNAM WAR NEVER STARTED!
      YOU'D BE THUMBING YOUR ASS FOR SURE!

    • @neighborhoodmusicsnob5517
      @neighborhoodmusicsnob5517 Před 3 lety +1

      So does James Adomian

    • @hammurds
      @hammurds Před rokem +3

      Will’s impression has aged like fine wine. It just keeps getting better

  • @carmenzena6844
    @carmenzena6844 Před 3 lety +36

    I just cannot get enough of this man I absolutely love him

  • @johnnyaceadams7694
    @johnnyaceadams7694 Před 6 lety +147

    #JesseVenturaforpresident2020

    • @MattSingh1
      @MattSingh1 Před 6 lety

      Ventura is a truther crackpot.

    • @elgerio3490
      @elgerio3490 Před 6 lety

      Johnny Ace Adams I'm voting

    • @cmdrw9855
      @cmdrw9855 Před 5 lety +2

      #JesseVenturaforTalesFromTheCrypt

    • @volvoplz9209
      @volvoplz9209 Před 5 lety

      @@radioman6489 He'll be in his 70's. 2020 or never.

    • @jeffreydouglas-stacy4253
      @jeffreydouglas-stacy4253 Před 3 lety

      He did run... he was on the ballot of the Alaska Green Party for president.

  • @billezane8910
    @billezane8910 Před 5 lety +36

    He was willing to risk that to avoid going through the middle East
    Terrific

  • @TheFailedmessiah
    @TheFailedmessiah Před rokem +10

    When he has the shaved head he loves sharp. When he has the long hair skullet he looks insane and I love the insane look.

    • @tannermcguire7713
      @tannermcguire7713 Před 4 měsíci

      I have a thick full head of hair but I love the old greasy gray skullet look

  • @tyronerautahi7354
    @tyronerautahi7354 Před 6 lety +92

    A true patriot and stand up man

  • @lloyd9710
    @lloyd9710 Před 5 lety +36

    His views on Columbus is awesome

  • @dentalfloss7523
    @dentalfloss7523 Před 6 lety +38

    Well why don't you tell me? - will sasso

  • @DHT845
    @DHT845 Před 5 lety +27

    Jesse Ventura for president

  • @GregChipelski
    @GregChipelski Před 5 lety +96

    Howard Stern is a weird dude

    • @mikeschwarzenegger6950
      @mikeschwarzenegger6950 Před 5 lety +27

      Hes cringy for sure.

    • @thepainkiller4939
      @thepainkiller4939 Před 5 lety +23

      He's just past his time. His type of humor isn't shocking anymore, and that's all it had. Shock value.

    • @sngmnh
      @sngmnh Před 5 lety +11

      bro he had a smallest penis competition on his show. wtf do you think he's like

    • @Nickcave1994
      @Nickcave1994 Před 3 lety +2

      @@sngmnh yeah that was weird

    • @akuma4u
      @akuma4u Před 3 lety +5

      Hes a lowlife that uses shock to make $$$

  • @seveleleventwelve
    @seveleleventwelve Před 3 lety +19

    He's a living legend 🏆🏆🏆

  • @Liam-fp4jq
    @Liam-fp4jq Před 3 lety +12

    A squandered American, from an Australian this guy is legit a legend and he should have run your country. He is a really good guy that truly loves his country, there can be no doubt.

    • @hammurds
      @hammurds Před rokem +4

      I’m from Minnesota. He did some really great things as governor, but he wasn’t cut out for politics. He’s got too much of a spine. He’s better on the outside

  • @lib556
    @lib556 Před 5 lety +121

    I feel I need a shower after watching the Young Turks.

    • @HeavenlyWarrior
      @HeavenlyWarrior Před 4 lety +16

      I feel you. Young Turks is worse than MSM. I can't stand their shit.

    • @dennisbowen452
      @dennisbowen452 Před 3 lety +1

      theyre liberal npr

    • @grapentine739
      @grapentine739 Před 2 lety +1

      Ya im glad i found that out too. Jimmy dore showed me the light.

    • @brian-w
      @brian-w Před 3 měsíci

      I agree with you! The head Turk has chronic diarrhea of the mouth--disgusting...

    • @stanleykendallsinvertednipple
      @stanleykendallsinvertednipple Před měsícem

      Should be called "the young groomers"

  • @VolumedMusicMan
    @VolumedMusicMan Před 3 lety +7

    I followed Jesse in the AWA and the WWF as a kid. Regardless of his affiliation he’s always fastening to listen to. If I ever want to hear an opinion outside the grid ( Dem or Rep) I like to listen to Jessie.

  • @williamdavis600
    @williamdavis600 Před rokem +5

    Been watching wrestling since the 60s and Jesse the Body is my all time favorite. Nobody could walk it and talk it like the Body.

  • @nash984954
    @nash984954 Před 5 lety +13

    Love your Jimi Hendrix shirt Jesse FAR OUT Right on man.

  • @paulh7589
    @paulh7589 Před 3 lety +6

    If I had 50 million dollars I wouldn't need a therapist, I would need a boat salesman!

  • @Rags2Riches762
    @Rags2Riches762 Před 5 lety +31

    DemoCRIPS and ReBLOODplicans!! Awesome!!

  • @loggerchadwake7141
    @loggerchadwake7141 Před 3 lety +4

    Like to meet Jesse, maybe go for a ride sometime. Great American. Ventura 2024!

  • @douglasalfseike3867
    @douglasalfseike3867 Před měsícem +1

    Brilliant montage! Loved it.

  • @nw8402
    @nw8402 Před 5 lety +4

    This is the kind of mind, man and personalty that i love! Keep it up Jesse and stay healthy brother!

  • @davidcunningham1863
    @davidcunningham1863 Před rokem +2

    Man some of these clips Jesse looks like Doc from back to the future..Great Scott!!!

  • @johnlamarca9439
    @johnlamarca9439 Před 6 lety +2

    I've been trying to tell people that 4 years! Good to see someone stating it. They can work right where they are and don't have to leave their families.

  • @theoneandonlyspook1312
    @theoneandonlyspook1312 Před rokem +5

    Jesse Ventura > Joe Biden and Donald Trump combined

    • @Zer0ctopus7
      @Zer0ctopus7 Před měsícem

      EEEEEEH, not really any Biden in there, I gotta say. Hahaha

  • @davidfranco8816
    @davidfranco8816 Před 6 lety +55

    loved the weed part!!!

    • @Bb-pw1zi
      @Bb-pw1zi Před 5 lety +3

      Governments around te world are making weed legal because they have found a way to tax it. Alcohol is worse and have 8 to 10 coffees, it has the same effect of snorting coke

  • @RedJester68
    @RedJester68 Před 5 lety +24

    0:22 That look is so bizarre for him.

  • @rorschach5704
    @rorschach5704 Před 3 lety +2

    Jesse ventura kinda looks like crypt keeper before death.

  • @blackpage716
    @blackpage716 Před 6 lety +13

    They grew hemp

  • @daddylongleg6848
    @daddylongleg6848 Před 6 lety +43

    Abraham don't need no therapist

  • @jamesfisher846
    @jamesfisher846 Před 6 lety +2

    Jesse, you're a star

  • @Avrielfer
    @Avrielfer Před 5 lety +17

    God this guy does a great will sasso impersonation

  • @sydbarrett5
    @sydbarrett5 Před 7 měsíci

    When Jesse was born he slapped the doctor and took a cab home.

  • @matthewr2361
    @matthewr2361 Před 5 lety +5

    FUBAR - Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition/Repair. Great acronym. Explains a lot with very little.

  • @duggan32
    @duggan32 Před 3 lety +3

    6'4 225.

  • @kimberlypotts9734
    @kimberlypotts9734 Před 6 lety +7

    this man tell the truth and he is not a illuminati person

  • @LordHeath1972
    @LordHeath1972 Před 6 lety +34

    If you are going to have a compilation called "Jesse Ventura Funniest Moments" then you will need to include hours and hours of quips from his color commentary when he worked with the WWF (the REAL WWF that is, the World Wrestling Federation).

    • @richardburchett
      @richardburchett Před 5 lety +1

      “It looks like two carps in the Mississippi River going after the same piece of corn.”

    • @LilBitDistributist
      @LilBitDistributist Před 4 lety

      mamster233 he meant real as in the wwf for wrestling and not “world wildlife fund”

  • @garrettjones9549
    @garrettjones9549 Před 4 lety +5

    “No different than when trump said it” 👀👀 save us Jesse

  • @charliejackson2491
    @charliejackson2491 Před měsícem

    “If you had 50 million dollars would you need to see a therapist?”
    Yes Jesse, probably even more than I do now.

  • @huntermanderson6381
    @huntermanderson6381 Před 3 lety +1

    I've always been a big fan. Jesse is the truth.

  • @ReformedOrderPart2
    @ReformedOrderPart2 Před 5 lety +6

    Jesse, could do ASMR while giving me the gospels of the MANY conspiracies our government is/was up to & would still be relaxed with just his voice alone. :-)

    • @williamhall4923
      @williamhall4923 Před 5 lety +1

      Jessie is a better comedian than 99% of the comdians.

  • @mikeches7992
    @mikeches7992 Před 5 lety +4

    I like This man

  • @joely6699
    @joely6699 Před 3 měsíci

    😂, that last question right at the end and Jesse just starts cracking up. He ain't got time to bleed, he ain't got time for bullshit either.

  • @xtraspecialmango
    @xtraspecialmango Před 5 lety +1

    Jesse cracking up at Judas being gay cracked me up 😅

  • @roberthatch6153
    @roberthatch6153 Před rokem +1

    I watched this to laugh at him and I’m finding myself laughing with him.

  • @8Scorpions
    @8Scorpions Před 3 lety +1

    He is one of my idols....

  • @thekameleon9785
    @thekameleon9785 Před 5 lety +2

    Love him.

  • @williamhall4923
    @williamhall4923 Před 5 lety +4

    Jessie should his own "Tonight Show". It would have independent of the major networks, because he is against both Republicans & Democratics (Pelosi is right of most Republicans) and many corporate sponsors.

  • @scottbaker7104
    @scottbaker7104 Před 3 lety +1

    This man is my hero

  • @stevendern2543
    @stevendern2543 Před 3 lety +1

    God damn sexual tyrannosaurus

  • @JedmcCj-uq5dw
    @JedmcCj-uq5dw Před 5 lety

    The DaVinci part was hilarious.

  • @africaRBG
    @africaRBG Před 6 lety +1

    Thats astounding to me!

  • @Magneticitist
    @Magneticitist Před 5 lety +1

    that wink lmao

  • @derekweinerttv4163
    @derekweinerttv4163 Před 6 lety +1

    Fucked up beyond all recognition

  • @babbyfacerevocation2740

    Jesse Ventura for president. Just run Jessie we will vote you in BROTHER ☺️ there's so many wrestling fans out here there's nothing more loyal ❤ then the heart of a WRESTLING FAN. We want you to run we need you to run JESSE VENTURA FOR PRESIDENT

  • @bustercherry8734
    @bustercherry8734 Před 3 lety +1

    I'm with Jesse. I'll never own a cell phone either.

  • @zakkthemaniac0329
    @zakkthemaniac0329 Před 10 měsíci

    That Martha joke had me rolling lol I would choose the pot party too

  • @cheps5783
    @cheps5783 Před rokem

    Great American right here. I love Jesse Ventura

  • @TyDie85
    @TyDie85 Před 6 lety +4

    You know what....at least howard stern asks men to undress as much as he asks women lol.

  • @matthewfromthechatroom7974

    I came here from the Will sasso impression!

  • @00Kuja00
    @00Kuja00 Před 5 lety +1

    Cool, I did not know the saying about water in wrestling! And yet I live by that rule myself. ^^

  • @TheFailedmessiah
    @TheFailedmessiah Před rokem

    When he said chance of violence 50/50...chance of someone puking on you, also 50/50. Lol

  • @YellowKing1986
    @YellowKing1986 Před 5 lety +1

    Total badass...

  • @populist9297
    @populist9297 Před 5 lety +2

    Great guy

  • @Fardun007
    @Fardun007 Před 5 lety +1

    Great man.

  • @DjSonicxify
    @DjSonicxify Před 5 lety +1

    Jesse for presidentit and im from Finland! Talked with him once

  • @ProtonHelixNegatronOscar

    Now that's why it's Jack and Ace's Vetura Son!

  • @VladTheInhaler..
    @VladTheInhaler.. Před 19 dny

    People knew the earth was round when Columbus set sail. They just thought there was nothing between Europe and Eastern Asia when heading west

  • @ReZnMusic
    @ReZnMusic Před 5 lety +2

    He would be a great president

  • @WaveOfTheRager
    @WaveOfTheRager Před 7 měsíci +2

    So why don't you tell me.... I'm in the Baha now...

    • @malevarda
      @malevarda Před 6 měsíci +1

      ...and I can hold my breath under water for 19 minutes, that's why they call me The Submarine from Bahhhhhaaaaaa

  • @whateverman4945
    @whateverman4945 Před 5 lety +1

    he tweeted out as of may 2018, still no cell phone

  • @SnuffTheBeast666
    @SnuffTheBeast666 Před 5 lety +1

    This is your needed president.

  • @sratus
    @sratus Před 5 lety +1

    I'VE GOT THE DAWWWWWWKKKKKKKKKYAAAAAMENNNNNTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSS

  • @jst2889
    @jst2889 Před 3 lety +3

    Therapy for having a lot of money? Yes, actually. Imagine the pressure from old friends and distant family or even close family and Friends. The pressure to share it all can not be easy and going along with everyone’s requests will turn even a millionaire broke.

    • @leomdk939
      @leomdk939 Před 3 lety +2

      Or the emptiness of realizing that all that money doesn't actually make you happy in the long term.

  • @scottdawsie9948
    @scottdawsie9948 Před 3 lety +2

    Jesse is a great speaker the only issue with these type people is that they intend to answer for anything to look and sound smart, their mindset is driven to make them believe that they are correct all the time.

  • @jamesasc7709
    @jamesasc7709 Před měsícem +1

    He's in the Baja

  • @bobbyj5634
    @bobbyj5634 Před 2 lety

    I love jesse!!!

  • @kryptoart87
    @kryptoart87 Před 6 lety

    well done incoporatedOps

  • @ericfrantzen2516
    @ericfrantzen2516 Před 5 měsíci

    The BODY was always my Favorite!

  • @lizardsboy81westcoastshawn7

    Jesse the body ventura is a fucking god

  • @ontargetthomunclesam3926
    @ontargetthomunclesam3926 Před 5 lety +1

    Jesse in 2020

  • @mhess427
    @mhess427 Před 5 lety +8

    ALPHA MALE!!!!

  • @ProtonHelixNegatronOscar
    @ProtonHelixNegatronOscar Před 5 lety +1

    Told you I was Rockso!

  • @user-fh8tk4sp2e
    @user-fh8tk4sp2e Před 5 lety +2

    I feel like Jesse would be awesome to party with

    • @hammurds
      @hammurds Před rokem

      Me: come on Jesse, let’s go in this gay bar for a drink
      Jesse: czcams.com/video/PAr7oI8cquA/video.html

  • @theintroverse1905
    @theintroverse1905 Před 4 lety +1

    Jesse Ventura should had played Steve Buscemi's partner in Fargo, would had been so different lol

  • @funnybonesbucknewton7261

    Jesse for president 2020

  • @shanebeamer1745
    @shanebeamer1745 Před rokem +2

    I have over 85 wild dogs

  • @bradmuehlenbein
    @bradmuehlenbein Před 28 dny

    No you started walking down dark alleys again because no one wanted to mess with The Poo Man Chu

  • @Eye2Eye24
    @Eye2Eye24 Před 3 lety

    I can just see Jesse jamming to some jimmi hendrix

  • @OeraliusTarth
    @OeraliusTarth Před rokem

    Hailing from Bajasota...weighing in at 250 lbs.....JESSE THE BAJA VENNISOTA!!!

  • @exbronco1980
    @exbronco1980 Před 5 lety +2

    smart people in the late 1400s knew the earth was a sphere.

    • @gnickthegnome1981
      @gnickthegnome1981 Před 5 lety

      What smart people know never REALLY defines what the mass of a population believes.

  • @BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat

    He needs to run for president ASAP

  • @janetairlines1351
    @janetairlines1351 Před 6 lety +11

    16:30 haha

    • @canis582
      @canis582 Před 6 lety

      Anonymous Anonymous Ghtugtnh. You.

  • @bandatv5245
    @bandatv5245 Před měsícem +1

    All I hear is Will Sasso

  • @ImJorgeMPerez
    @ImJorgeMPerez Před 3 lety +1

    0:19 😂😂😂😂

  • @aaronengland4431
    @aaronengland4431 Před 3 měsíci

    This guy does a great will sasso

  • @ruggishbone5988
    @ruggishbone5988 Před 5 lety +2

    Can of cope a day..damn son

  • @SquirrelASMR
    @SquirrelASMR Před 5 lety +2

    Lmao jesse

  • @fullmetaljackie4446
    @fullmetaljackie4446 Před 5 lety +1

    Damn..... I need a therapist because I DON'T have 50 million dollars

  • @WhiteRaven798
    @WhiteRaven798 Před 4 lety

    I liked his joke on middle east