Cursed SpongeBob Products
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- čas přidán 28. 05. 2024
- Today we check out some of the weirdest pieces of official Spongebob merchandise that's been sold throughout the years...
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🎵Music:
Jellyfish Fields - SpongeBob Battle for Bikini Bottom Rehydrated Music
Dark Souls III Soundtrack OST - Vordt of the Boreal Valley
Dark Souls III Soundtrack OST - Soul of Cinder
Danganronpa 2 OST Let Us Sing of a Hollow Victory
LSD Dream Emulator Music - Moonlight Tower - Ambient - A
The Elder Scrolls IV - Oblivion Soundtrack - 04 Harvest Dawn
Spongebob soundtrack -Tomfoolery
Electric Zoo
Battle For Bikini Bottom - Goo Lagoon
Never Forgive Me, Never Forget Me
Elevator Music - Gaming Background Music HD
Spore Galactic Adventures Soundtrack - Echoes Underwater
Battle For Bikini Bottom - Downtown Bikini Bottom
ROBLOX Music - Horror
SpongeBob Music Me for You
Battle For Bikini Bottom - Spongebob's Dream
Battle For Bikini Bottom - Bikini Bottom
Dark Souls III Soundtrack OST - Soul of Cinder
Monster Hunter Frontier Forward 4 - Kuarusepusu Battle Theme OST
Discover Our Bodies - Dual Love Form
LSD Dream Emulator Music Violence District - Ambient - A
Doki Doki Literature Club! OST - Sayo-nara
Outlast - Stealth, Pt. 2
Dark Souls 2 OST - The Last Giant
Outlast - Stealth, Pt. 1
Bloodborne DLC Official Soundtrack - Laurence, the First Vicar
Cry of Fear Soundtrack Twisted Mind
Everywhere at the end of time - Stage 6 Place in the World fades away (ending)
Resident Evil Remake Soundtrack Main Hall
spongebob closing theme playing in an empty mall
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TABLE OF CONTENTS:
0:00 Intro
0:42 Toys/Misc
2:59 Technology
6:42 Gaming Setup
8:38 Food
13:04 Cursed Popsicles
13:37 Outro
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If you wanna do more cursed merch stuff, then Garfield is a GOLDMINE :D
here before 💀
Exhibit a: that one phone that you seen somewhere on the internet
That would require like 4 hours to cover even the half of it
im p sure most Garfield fans who buy merch don't even want it its like a curse dont buy Garfield merch you won't escape it
Mabye if the makers of garfield see the video they can make merch of John's neighbor that is locked in his basement I can see it going worldwide 😉
There's just something about those plug-n'-plays, man. They may basically be gone now, but they're surely not forgotten.
My parents gave us the first SpongeBob controller, and that was quite interesting.
Certain glitches would come up, such as whenever I did the platforming levels (probably the hardest one) SpongeBob would die from the air. It happened rarely, but those levels were frustrating. The “death” sound was something too engraved in my brain at the time.
I only ever got to play them a few times during my childhood. But even so, plug-n'-plays were one of those things that you remember for one reason or another.
I remember using one to play pac man
they're now the name of vape batteries
Still have one and it surprisingly still works
13:05 The Üner
13:07 Multeye
13:10 Cysponge
13:13 ETERNAL
13:15 Darkeness
13:16 THE MURDROID
13:19 The Spidebob
13:21 The Stare.
13:24 The Broken
13:25 The Oddity
13:28 *SUFFERING*
13:31 amogus 😰😰
13:33 The Mourn
13:35 THE GLITCH
You went out of your way to just create names for them? Respect.
The mourn is HORIFYING!
Nice nameds for the sponges
i like the music of the suffering
The Stare is definitely the most terrifying.
Bro I was a major SpongeBob fanatic as a kid. I remember having a sheet set, a comforter blanket with pillow cases, a little night light, and the F U N alarm clock too. The show was a huge part of my childhood. Damn, seeing these give me so much nostalgia
Not gonna lie, the Spongebob mechanical keyboards look pretty cool 👀 The popsicles will never stop looking absolutely terrifying though...
squid 🦑
fish 🐟
Manta ray 🐟
(No manta ray emoji)
@@VeryNormalHandel sad
Also squid🦑
crab🦀
The most horrifying thing I have ever seen is those Spongebob balloons that float menacingly down dark hallways. This, like the popsicles, has also become so infamous that there's multiple videos covering it
I know exactly the video you’re talking about
No idea why the spongebob balloons are the only cartoon character balloons that are incredibly cursed
The balloons are kinda scary
Pls what VDIEOS
One of those videos was taken down and I must be the one to reupload it
8:02 I remember being forced to use this thing for entertainment in the summer in middle school because all of my stuff was taken away from me. Why I was grounded is a whole story that probably had long-lasting mental effects but yeah, this was my prison contraband back in the day. God damn.
7:52 for some reason, even tho this is a SpongeBob video, when I heard "battle for..." My mind immediately filled it in with "...dream island". Dang it my osc brain
The SpongeBob gaming setup is 🔥🔥🔥
This made me lol out loud
@@henkieprutspatat laugh out loud out loud
Fr I would buy that 🔥🔥
@@Periwinkleaccount yes
@@henkieprutspatat really? This made me lmao.
I'm surprised Nickelodeon haven't done a Spongebob brand deal with a fast food restaurant to make a Krabby Patty as an actual menu item. Could you imagine how fast that would sell out?
I would fr do anything for one
And they have the special burger with the two little pickles with faces tucked under a cheese blankey!
I have wanted this for years idk why nickelodeon never did it
Well, they don’t wanna give away the secret krabby patty recipe, duhh.
Bad idea, Nickelodeon disrespected Stephen Hillenburg way too much
as a SpongeBob fan you are making my day
same
Where did you get that emoji??????.?
5:13 I had that alarmclock too It was cool.
2:42 "You can sit on your Spongebob chair and ponder the nuance of the Spongebob lore" Thanks for giving me a excuse to watch Spongebob, I will do exactly that
here in brazil, 90% of juice boxes are spongebob related. please help.
as someone who lives in Brazil, i can relate
I can agree with you
if i remember correctly theres also some spongebob related chocolate milk boxes here
@@ihaveyourlocation4003 bruh, on my city all i have is different coloured spongebob juice boxes and some other spongebob stuff
Drink the spunches. NOW
I remember when I was a little kid, I owned a SpongeBob Plug and Play. Well, my family owned it. We never really played much on it from what I remember. But it was a strange artifact that I liked to admire whenever I got the chance.
Sadly, it’s gone now
1:06 BIBLICALLY ACCURATE SPONGEBOB
1:05
As a girl with a 100+ piece SpongeBob collection, trust me when i say that a person could live their entire life off of just SpongeBob products easily
how does it feel to live my dream
lucky
My mom would be so mad if I am collecting everything Spongebob 😂😭🥲
Make a vid about it then
@@WestOfLee100 I would if I still had a way to display it, but it's all boxed up now 🤷♀️
6:25 I actually love this idea, they’re actually designed by someone who knows the show instead of just putting SpongeBob on something
5:12 That alarm clock was LOUD. Not the alarm sound, but the sheer force of SpongeBob's head shooting out of the clock.
doki doki was scary enough but that thing at 13:12 made me laugh even with the low pitched dokidoki theme
I can’t describe how much I love the fact that SpongeBob is not only Nickelodeon’s Mickey Mouse, but also a much, much more chaotic one at that.
Spongebob is than Mickey Mouse
*better
@@X_JaCKRaBBiT_X I love chaos so for me one being more chaotic than the other is the same as being better
@@NosebleeddeGroselha CHAOS
SpongeBob 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾
Not gonna lie, the original version of the spongebob face with nose as the joystick plug and play goes hard, it was actually super fun to play back in the day, I really like that one
Agreed... I think I still have mine too :3 TV spongebob games went hard af
@@whyteboywasted the fuck was the ":3" for?
For real, I loved the maze game on there, specifically the memory part with the clams… shit went hard asf
Wait a second that plankton marshmallow why does it look familiar OH GOD AMON- 9:59
7:31 That might be the sussiest thing I've heard all day
The cursed Popsicles look like a compilation of boss battle stages.
The Spongeboss Rush
@@omniscientbarebones Yes.
Imagine a horror game where all the monsters are just cursed SpongeBob popsicles
@@randombomb4078 Ohoho! PERFECT!!! >:D
@@randombomb4078 those curse spongebob popsicles just gave me nightmares tonight
Can we appreciate how well that music matched those Popsicles as the end
Ya got me dead
6:23 SPORE MUSIC IDENTIFIED
+RESPECT ON PLAYING ONE OF THE BEST UNDERRATED GAMES OF ALL TIME
3:22 I used to play the Atari and the spongebob plug and play
5:05 they could have easily made it plankton themed
Huge missed opportunity 🫤
Plankton IS a cyclops, so that would make sense.
now i’m just sitting here thinking about an alternate universe where every product is the spongebob version, or just has spongebob on it somewhere, including houses and essential things like smoke detectors. it would be interesting having every single item in a grocery store have spongebob on it. i imagine its very nostalgic
S P O N G E S T O R E
(with how much money viacom has made from spongebob alone, that would not be hard at all)
Are you insane
and what if we are Spongebob?
They need to open a new store, so it’ll bring joy to my adulthood same as my childhood
but the show itself doesn't exist
13:12 Love the dokidoki music lol
0:01 spongebobs very own balloon at the macy's thanksgiving day parade
ngl one of my most vivid childhood memories is of me eating the spongebob poptarts (the blue ones with the sprinkles) while watching osmosis jones and i'm not sure why
the pop tarts seem kinda disgusting to me, probably because of the printed image idk
if the blue one doesn't have images then ig I maybe would've eaten it
@@lav-kitty The blue one doesn't lmao it's exactly just blue frosting with sprinkles as OP described. I do agree though that eating something with a printed image on it does kinda weird me out too. I don't think even little kid me of the past would want to eat that
Didn't mention in the video but the blue poptart is super undocumented, there are only pictures of the box on the internet. Couldn't find a single picture of the poptart itself
@@PolygonDonut omg that's wild, i had no idea the poptarts i ate as a kid are now partly lost media. i definitely don't have an image of them either but i do believe that the silver wrappers around them had the hibiscus patterns seen in the sky etc on spongebob either alongside or replacing the generic poptart logos
@@PolygonDonut blood
Polygon is probably the only person ever to be able to make a 14 minute video about random and obscure SpongeBob-Themed objects.
probably not
You ever seen patmac’s SpongeBob products video? Or fried chili cheese dogs’ video?
Theres prob a few
Actually... 13 minutes. *excluding the intro and outro...*
@@TheEpicWeatherstar9000 shut
This unlocked memories for me!! I remember the commercial with the SpongeBob marshmallow jumping into the cup!! And then the SpongeBob cheezeits 😭
0:26 Fight the boss One eyed spongebob popsicle!
That's my popsicle at 12:50 lol
goofy ahh popsicle bro
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@@lucidmlem13 now
@@harpy_dearest 19 now
@@itzmia9938 22 now
4:11
Therapist: _" Rayman SpongeBob isn't real, he can't hurt you. "_
Rayman SpongeBob:
I have been a victim of the eldritch horror that is the SpongeBob popsicle more than once. My favorite product from your video is the cyclops USB camera and I collect SpongeBob stuff and my favorite item in my collection is my Nokia phone case from 2003, I bought it at the mall lol.
6:28 see, this phone would be better… if they didn’t put the husk detail where his facial features would fit.
Imagine if the cursed popsicles appeared in an actual SpongeBob episode someday.
🤨
I have that
The kids would be frightened with the popsicles and elden ring boss music
Maybe one moment in an episode where he breaks into pieces and Patrick tries to put him back together
I'm surprised this wasn't mentioned but a piece of obscure SpongeBob merchandise I've seen was a SpongeBob shower radio. A friend owned one and kept it sealed. This was a fun video, it brought back memories especially the 2000s merchandise! I'd like more videos in this style covering more obscure/nostalgic merchandise, great job!
I HAD ONE AND CLICKED ON THIS VIDEO EXPECTING IT
11:18 i found him! 😁
2:23 ah yes. Millie. Everyones favorite SpongeBob Character 🙃
I had a nurse in primary school that was absolutely obsessed with SpongeBob literally any object you could think of that you could need in the room was SpongeBob branded. Her room was covered in it anything in this video that was made before 2006 was probably in the room.
You were exactly like my little cousin, she is OBSESSED with spongebob
You can make literally anything entertaining
Thanks you're so kind
I agree
@@linenkeyes6329 :(
SpongeBob branded Pineapple Nikes are something I actually want to wear
Mickey Mouse as SpongeBob SquarePants,
Goofy as Patrick Star,
Donald Duck as Squidward Tentacles,
Scrooge McDuck as Mr. Krabs,
Minnie Mouse as Sandy Cheeks,
Pluto as Gary the Snail,
Daisy Duck as Pearl Krabs,
Clarabelle Cow as Mrs. Puff,
Pete as Plankton,
and Launchpad McQuack as Larry the Lobster.
13:20 is the most terrifying thing I've ever seen
Ikr
Bros watching us 13:20
I remember when my mom used to always bring home those Spongebob Krabby Patty gummies from work, I absolutely loved them. She worked (and still does I might add) at a wholesaling company that is a direct merchant of party supplies, arts and crafts, toys, candy, etc. Good times…
krabby patty gummies best snack
do you eat each part individually or all together as a whole burger
@@PajamaCat4 Usually I’d eat each part individually.
@@frostheart88 interesting, i've only seen people eat them as a whole burger (including myself)
one time i did decide to eat each layer individually to see if there was any difference though (there was barely any)
Whats the coolest thing your mom has brought home or weirdest thing she's seen at work?
The squirting spongebob unlocked a memory.
Imagine that you're a four year old child who just wants a spongebob ice cream and you find a deformed yellow blob with seven eyes
I swear to god, every Pongon video feels like one of those fever/liminal dreams you get that for a week make you feel an emotion you never experienced
12:31 I really love this ice cream tbh. Yeah the looks is terrifying but the taste is good. They also had the cup version.
One of the popsicles just having the DDLC theme song as its backing track actually works with how close to being normal it is lol
Did you know that for every SpongeBob episode you watch, you lose at least two brain cells?
4:58 Npower has multiple kinds of cursed SpongeBob tech with an odd fixation on his eyes, the worst is probably the “speaker and sponge dock” one with eyeballs for the speakers that can be detached to vibrate when playing music
The ipod was bad enough
or the witch's amulet they sold as a spongebob mp3 player
So you have been watching dankpods, I see
the enthusiasm you put into saying "And a pineapple shoe" at like 2:55 was so funny to me
13:21 okay…this one has to be the scariest…THE GUMBALLS LOOK LIKE REAL EYES. I CANT-
6:11 why does spongebob have so many abs?!
I will never understand why they didn't call the flavored Krabby Patties "Pretty Patties". They could have even made them dye your tongue different colors, but that could have been too much work for gummies.
Nickelodeon intentionally avoided too much product placement in its early years because they believed children knew when they were being marketed too. They cracked with Spongebob because the profits were just too enticing.
9:19 I actually kind of remember having these when they were released. I slightly remember them having a kind of raspberry flavor.
8:07 BUNGER
🍔
@@BeanManReal its a bugsnax reference
@@BeanManRealno not bunker, BUNGER,also he said the mouse was shaped a Bunger so that’s why he said it
1:33
Oh! So that’s how the previous designers on Lego SpongeBob found the idea to create Squidward’s face
Nightmare blood rotation
i’m surprised there’s no cursed pokémon products yet, there’s an infinity to choose from
Ill make that eventually
@@PolygonDonut slayy
these take me back to being a kid and searching up “spongebob stuff” on amazon n just scrolling forever. especially the chair i remember that shit so clearly
4:37 i was just waiting for him to mention the terrifying spongebob mp3 player dankpods reviewed once
Lol
8:02 DUDE! I USED TO HAVE THAT! Also, the Spongbob, Squidward and Patrick figures are used for different minigames, i can't remember SpongeBob's minigame, Patrick's Minigame was a memory game where he is having a photoshoot, idk, and (from memory) Squidward had a music based game minigame, i had a lot of fun memories with this laptop.
i had a similar thing but it was a hotwheels laptop when i was a kid
@@PolygonDonut do curesd thomas the tank engine prudocts please
13:05 when the peashooter gets crushed by an anvil
"The more you stare into his eye... the more he stares back at you 😈... ALARM CLOCKS-"
The first two plug and plays were some of my childhood favorites! Especially SpongeBob at the fry cook games it was lit
11:43 ayo Pretty Patties are real!!
YOO
The SpongeBob popsicles are a nightmare on a stick 😳🫣😱
I still have my Spongebob cereal bowl buddy. "What's that?" you ask? He sits on the edge of my bowl looking like a goofy goober. :p
It's been YEARS and i'm still waiting for Nickelodeon to release the Goofy Goober Guitar and Wizard Robes.
1:21 gotta love that lsd dream emulator music
I remember getting the spongebob popsicle a lot at an ice cream truck as a kid. It may have been deformed but was so good honestly
SpongeBob with his head floden in the AR and his hands are Crist.
Bro always sounds on the verge of laughing hysterically and I love it
AsAsAsAs
*Here are the names of the SpongeBob popsicles.*
13:06 The Oversponge
13:08 The spider eyed terror
13:10 Cyclops Sponge
13:13 The tears of *Void*
13:15 SpongeGod, Creator of the SpongeBob universe. (he is sad)
13:17 SpongeGod, Creator of the SpongeBob universe. (he melt oh no)
13:20 The spider eyed terror, (he dead oh no)
13:21 Spongan, Entity of Chaos. He kinda hates SpongeGod.
13:25 Gl1tch_B0b, he is an entity of the backrooms.
13:28 *AAAAAAAAA*
13:30 Squishbob. He is friendly :)
13:33 SpongeBob learns the truth about his "reality."
He only exists the entertain the higher beings.
He is but an animation, a husk
13:35 This Sponge is in constant agony :)
Here’s The Only I Could Find 13:23
10/10 video, quality is pretty good, very good editing and 13:35 with the golden Freddy scream made me giggle
Thank you for the information. I will quickly be buying almost everything and decorating my house with it.
This dude sounds like 15 year old chills
13:33 Polygon Donut discovers the Caretaker:
Aquaticneptune
@@CuteNarpNarpPlushyes
Squirting SpongeBob had to be someone’s kink behind the scenes
the spongebob chair is so silly
7:22 ok that mouse unironically looks really cool
the water one? cause I have an obssession with water stuff like that and I gotta agree
Hold on now
@@_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140 🤨 hold up
8:22 great now someone is gonna do it
"there is SpongeBob themed things everything that you can think of!"
Me: ok is there a SpongeBob PS5?
Squirting SpongeBob: 🤨
With removable pants: 😰
6:02 the suspicious ungodly forgotten knowledge in question:
5:43 woah WHAT THE-
fun fact: "N-Power", who made the horrific Spongebob eye camera, is a real brand that makes official Spongebob merch. They also made an MP3 player. DankPods reviewed it. It's just as horrifying.
1:41 they called it squirting SpongeBob for a reason 💀
12:06 Patrick: MMM SPONGECAKE...
💀💀💀
7:04 100% would buy
i actually bought a cinnamoroll keyboard from that brand and its really good
@@PolygonDonut well more reasoning to buy it ig
The popsicle with the DDLC song playing scares me the most.. someone should make a horror game with those cursed Spongebob popsicles.
I legit got the iconic SpongeBob ice cream pops and now they have chocolate eyes, kinda weird but I guess it prevents the terrifying faces we used to see.
10:56 bro what is that face💀
Perhaps its... S-spongepog?
@@Anotherchild_lol fr
@@elbop alright, that's a minor agreement.