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  • čas přidán 21. 08. 2024
  • Check out more hilarious Live at the Apollo moments here - / @liveattheapollo
    Taken from Live at the Apollo - Series 12, Episode 3
    Original Broadcast Date: Tuesday 22nd November 2016
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Komentáře • 134

  • @baylinkdashyt
    @baylinkdashyt Před rokem +63

    And I think I speak for everyone when I say WHERE DID YOU GET A SKIRT WITH POCKETS???

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz Před rokem +7

    Guaranteed Laughs. Ellie brings the Funny !!

  • @garyji
    @garyji Před 11 měsíci +4

    A very original, fresh personality. Totally sold it! Well done!

  • @alexjames1146
    @alexjames1146 Před rokem +15

    Italy. Straight to the point.

  • @The_Notorious_N.O.E.
    @The_Notorious_N.O.E. Před rokem +30

    Spoiler, two years after this performance Ellie and her husband have a daughter 😊

    • @daryl772003
      @daryl772003 Před 11 měsíci +1

      And now she's pregnant again

    • @LPKelly380
      @LPKelly380 Před 7 měsíci

      For a sexy treat…. Watch her story on “As Yet Untitled” about the first dump she took after giving birth 😂😂😂

  • @catw6274
    @catw6274 Před rokem +9

    Well done, Ellie!! Loved it!

  • @stubbsmusic543
    @stubbsmusic543 Před 11 měsíci

    How demure! Thank you so much for elevating the social dialogue.

  • @max-andrewmcmillan4235
    @max-andrewmcmillan4235 Před rokem +3

    great final punch line

  • @EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV
    @EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV Před 11 měsíci +3

    Looks like she qualifies for Aussie citizenship now!
    Nice to know she has an escape plan ready.... :)

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 Před 11 měsíci

    She is great.

  • @AnneWilkynson
    @AnneWilkynson Před rokem +1

    For all the people that have bad things to say, why comment at all? Would you say it to her face.. um no! It's easy to be anonymous and say shitty things. Lets try harder to be kind. Remember what Thumper's Father said 'If you don't have anything nice to say, then say nothing at all' My children understood that sentence at a very young age, all 4 are very kind adults whose lives are filled and would never be boring or pathetic enough to bother to write nasty things on CZcams, no matter their opinion. She is funny, and I love Taylor as well. Do better Kiddies.
    ✌♥️🕉

    • @ZEGO24x
      @ZEGO24x Před rokem

      "Would you say it to her face.. um no! " - Make a bet? It would be constructive criticism - Hell, I'd even invoice her for it if that would make you feel better? She isn't funny...

  • @CTBarbarin2201
    @CTBarbarin2201 Před rokem +8

    As a 'Murican, you do a pretty good American accent.

    • @The_Notorious_N.O.E.
      @The_Notorious_N.O.E. Před rokem +5

      As a Mexican i can tell that unfortunately her Mexican accent was damn terrible 🤷‍♂️

    • @michaelsmith6313
      @michaelsmith6313 Před 11 měsíci

      Verdad
      @@The_Notorious_N.O.E.

    • @renshiwu305
      @renshiwu305 Před 11 měsíci

      @@The_Notorious_N.O.E. Mexicans don't speak English, so how would we know what Mexicans sound like translated into English? Might as well do an impersonation of Julius Caesar.

    • @dcmastermindfirst9418
      @dcmastermindfirst9418 Před 7 měsíci

      American accents are easy.
      They're basically the whores or the accent world.

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc Před 28 dny

      @@renshiwu305 living in California, I have a pretty good idea..

  • @techedzee
    @techedzee Před rokem

    What kind of wine 🍷 is that? Amazing 😅 😅😅

  • @GronaldS
    @GronaldS Před rokem +8

    The way parents talk up parenthood to their friends and then once they're pregnant start in with "Ooooh better enjoy your last ______ as a couple while you can" just goes to show misery loves company and having children is a misery.

  • @baldybald100
    @baldybald100 Před 10 měsíci

    ❤Ellie❤

  • @SPQRxUSAxNUSA
    @SPQRxUSAxNUSA Před rokem +1

    Okay I'm willing to go with her being the next Titania McGrath, now that the previous comedienne isn't touring.

    • @MrJimheeren
      @MrJimheeren Před 10 měsíci

      Titania McGrath is a dude who pretends to be a woman to make fun of trans people and in the progress isn’t remotely funny

  • @EdwardBIl
    @EdwardBIl Před 11 měsíci

    Sassy Smurf!

  • @choicesman2000
    @choicesman2000 Před 9 měsíci

    Ellie you were in my dreams last night but you wouldnt let me lol

  • @davesnothere420
    @davesnothere420 Před rokem +1

    She's clearly a sociopath, she likes Weetabix...

  • @robcroft5132
    @robcroft5132 Před rokem +1

    😂💙

  • @winstonllaque
    @winstonllaque Před 10 měsíci

    "it" perhaps she used "esta"

  • @keztukariri
    @keztukariri Před rokem +7

    "Married an immigrant" lolzzzz aussies don't count 🤣🤣

    • @daveonmako
      @daveonmako Před rokem +4

      Surely it's more of a repatriation...

    • @dominicwalsh3888
      @dominicwalsh3888 Před rokem +4

      @@daveonmako you realise not all Australians derive from that mouldy rock off not-bankrupt-Europe?

    • @space_orphan
      @space_orphan Před rokem +3

      Yeah, everyone knows light skin = expat, brown skin = immigrant

    • @nicknunez2293
      @nicknunez2293 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Technically, I think she's more of a parole officer... (historically speaking.)

    • @renshiwu305
      @renshiwu305 Před 11 měsíci +1

      She married a Briton who got back from a loooooong holiday.

  • @andrewholdaway813
    @andrewholdaway813 Před 7 měsíci

    If your butt hurts you're probably not going to be a mummy this time.

  • @observer7098
    @observer7098 Před rokem

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @minouchesfourtwo
    @minouchesfourtwo Před rokem +1

    Feeling triggered 😤 boom 💥 😂😂

  • @Vtarngpb
    @Vtarngpb Před 2 měsíci +1

    Spoiler alert…

  • @jameslane2402
    @jameslane2402 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Gentrification was complete.

  • @jzwalz51robin45
    @jzwalz51robin45 Před rokem +5

    That "marriage" definitely has an expiration date in the near future...

    • @ubigbi
      @ubigbi Před rokem

      You've lost me. Was it a visa marriage?

    • @jzwalz51robin45
      @jzwalz51robin45 Před rokem +2

      @@ubigbi No, it is that when a woman disrespects her husband in public, he will leave her (if he has any character at all). Or, she thinks so little of him, SHE will leave him because she will not stay committed to someone she does not respect. Hence, the expiration date coming up soon.

    • @SeanTube2099
      @SeanTube2099 Před rokem

      @@jzwalz51robin45rubbish. If you marry a comedian then you know you will be the target of jokes. Grow up.

    • @masondegaulle5731
      @masondegaulle5731 Před rokem

      @@jzwalz51robin45 Imagine being so fragile and insecure in yourself that you think this nonsense.

    • @jeffreycrawley1216
      @jeffreycrawley1216 Před rokem +20

      Except they've been married for 8 years (as of 2023) and have a daughter . . .
      Don't tell anybody but it's . . . . . a stage act!
      😲

  • @er070559
    @er070559 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Sorry folks, she's not funny.

  • @mymobile5014
    @mymobile5014 Před rokem +13

    She's amusing but not a patch on Taylor Tomlinson

    • @richardwild5131
      @richardwild5131 Před rokem +10

      She's way more amusing than you Mr Suckthelifeouteverything.
      Also when did you last go down on Tomlinson?

    • @mymobile5014
      @mymobile5014 Před rokem

      @@richardwild5131 Don't worry there's a guy out there for you, don't despair just cos you're still a virgin it's nothing to be ashamed of x

    • @jzwalz51robin45
      @jzwalz51robin45 Před rokem +2

      @@richardwild5131 well, at least you are not BITTER!

    • @billwheeler1213
      @billwheeler1213 Před rokem +14

      Why compare? They are both really good comedians but,,, they are not the same person. Don't really understand rating one comedian against another. Ellie has been around for a long time in Britain.

    • @SeanTube2099
      @SeanTube2099 Před rokem +6

      Luckily they’re not competing against each other.

  • @DMMJBSM
    @DMMJBSM Před 5 měsíci

    Seen the odd clip of her where she’s quite funny, but on this occasion, gave up after 4 mins.

  • @purelitenite
    @purelitenite Před rokem +4

    Damn, Sassy Smurf is not funny.

  • @melishek0001
    @melishek0001 Před 10 měsíci

    Same old boring angles.

  • @harnessriscallous7466
    @harnessriscallous7466 Před 10 měsíci +1

    Why do I get the feeling this woman tries to cancel men who use the same humor she does in this special?

    • @harnessriscallous7466
      @harnessriscallous7466 Před 10 měsíci

      Funny how female empowerment only came after women worked with the state to reduce greatness to an hr acceptable level 😂

    • @RedcoatT
      @RedcoatT Před 9 měsíci +1

      Because you are yourself biased ?

    • @dcmastermindfirst9418
      @dcmastermindfirst9418 Před 7 měsíci

      Humour*

  • @earlgreystoke3324
    @earlgreystoke3324 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Feminist comedy...is an oxymoron.

  • @user-tq6hj8bh9y
    @user-tq6hj8bh9y Před 11 měsíci

    woman , stupid, funny , lol

  • @Criistii
    @Criistii Před rokem +1

    Now imagine talking about you wife: "I got myself the immigrant model. And she comes with different outfits you get to change around. FUN!"

  • @slowerpicker
    @slowerpicker Před rokem +1

    Taylor’s fine but can’t hold a candle to Phyllis Diller or Lucille Ball, who was better than anyone of course except for that lady in the Mel Brooks movies-she was so damn funny. Plus there’s the new comedians, like Kristen something and this lady called Ellie Taylor. Have you seen her? She’s funny! Funnier than whoever we’re talking about for sure.

  • @sevron-rk5tz
    @sevron-rk5tz Před 11 měsíci

    She is gorgeous.

    • @nlytend1
      @nlytend1 Před 11 měsíci

      If you went back 20 years, sure

  • @electrichellion5946
    @electrichellion5946 Před 11 měsíci

    She is full time doing this? Sounds like half time laugh track. I tried to find humor here but she isn’t very funny. Silly maybe. A foul mouthed mother? Yes.

  • @hllndsn1
    @hllndsn1 Před rokem +1

    I guess stale old jokes are funny when they come out of a pretty woman's mouth.

  • @youtuber3328
    @youtuber3328 Před 11 měsíci

    at 3:55 ellie taylor still has an EQUALLY attractive face and i wonder if she's ever talked about sitting on toilets/POTTIES while peeing/POTTYING by saying i gotta use the POTTY and i gotta POTTY and i wish i knew ROUGHLY what % and types of females talk about themselves sitting on toilets/POTTIES while peeing/POTTYING by saying i'm gonna use the POTTY and i'm gonna go POTTY REALLY quick

  • @joshb8105
    @joshb8105 Před rokem +1

    Not sure this act would make it at the real Apollo

    • @MrJimheeren
      @MrJimheeren Před rokem +3

      There are dozens of Apollo theaters around the world. You know as Apollo was god of theater and song. So what Apollo are you talking about

    • @joshb8105
      @joshb8105 Před rokem

      @@MrJimheeren live at the Apollo in New York. Comedy acts are way different.

    • @MrJimheeren
      @MrJimheeren Před rokem +3

      @@joshb8105 how is the Apollo in New York the real Apollo. This is a way bigger stage with more seats. It’s also a lot older

    • @UnYin99
      @UnYin99 Před rokem +1

      ​​​@@MrJimheeren i believe he is thinking of the American series "Showtime at the Apollo"(from 1987) recorded at the theater in Harlem, which featured an aggressive form of American humor and a highly demonstrative audience. it has been suggested as the inspiration for the UK 'Apollo' comedy series, hence the 'real'.

    • @s.daniel9224
      @s.daniel9224 Před 11 měsíci

      Travel dude….

  • @piglos
    @piglos Před 9 měsíci

    As funny as a brick

  • @boatlover2296
    @boatlover2296 Před rokem

    Not overly funny

  • @fredriklundberg5097
    @fredriklundberg5097 Před rokem

    Mother #1 is on point.

  • @user-xw9uh7xu6k
    @user-xw9uh7xu6k Před 11 měsíci +2

    Not funny at all 😢

  • @PhilippaJane
    @PhilippaJane Před 9 měsíci

    About as funny as a broken leg.

  • @mral4449
    @mral4449 Před 11 měsíci

    I don't understand all the praise and accolades for this lady. I dont think i laughed once through the entire set and while listening without actually watching the video the background laughter sounds an awful lot like a laugh track and not a live audience. Obviously only being promoted in CZcams land because of politics. Woke is never funny. What would be funny is put a laugh track behind just about any speech from any politician, especially if it was Justin Trudeau. Maybe someone can start a YT channel?

  • @DemsRNutless
    @DemsRNutless Před 11 měsíci

    I hope she can get a day job. This kinda sucked.

  • @tbwatch88
    @tbwatch88 Před rokem +6

    cheekily not funny. plus wokey pandering. all she is is pretty.

    • @SeanTube2099
      @SeanTube2099 Před rokem +10

      I’m guessing you had a humour bypass

    • @sunroof6430
      @sunroof6430 Před rokem +3

      @@SeanTube2099 With a koolaid chaser.

    • @shachora5900
      @shachora5900 Před rokem +3

      totally agree. pretty cringey, the other commentors def drinking the koolaid.

    • @SeanTube2099
      @SeanTube2099 Před rokem +7

      @@shachora5900 I’m guessing your childhood wasn’t fun.

    • @shachora5900
      @shachora5900 Před rokem

      @@SeanTube2099 lol, very fun childhood, and fun adulthood mostly, but not in the cult thats all..if a man talked about women/his wife the same way, or held up their "immigrant" husband as a virtue signalling award, (please clap for me I married a minority! who I dont really love and want to cheat on because hes the equivalent of breakfast cereal) i wouldnt be impressed either, but cult members seem to be oblivious to the fact we are all humans and everyone deserves respect..and insulting and degrading or making trophies of the flavor of the day isnt comedy its just pandering..also shes just cringey..shes basically pretty in a generic way but let me ask you, would you enjoy going out with her long term sean? i bet you shed drive you crazy then sleep with one of your friends..

  • @FreemonSandlewould
    @FreemonSandlewould Před rokem +1

    Well this one was no Steve Hughes. She's simply not funny

  • @dcmastermindfirst9418
    @dcmastermindfirst9418 Před rokem +3

    Not funny. Poor bloke.

  • @LM-rk3nm
    @LM-rk3nm Před 11 měsíci

    This girl buys lipstick by the bucket, and slaps it on!
    Those knobbly legs and knees need to be hid, girl.