The Truth About The Bass Pro Shops Pyramid
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- WHATS goin on Truth Seeker Nation, its me, Milo Rizzi from the Uncut Vermont Podcast.
Today we have a weapons-grade Truth Bomb for you. Henry and I decided to do our own research to find the truth behind the Bass Pro Shops pyramid. And what we discovered will Blow Your Mind.
I hope you all enjoy the video and remember to stay curious, stay inquisitive and happy April fools day.
Go give my boy Henry some love: / henrysieber_
And check out his photography account: / henrysphotographs
The Extended Cut: • How We Made A Conspira...
Them discovering an actual unsolved murder by complete coincidence is fucking wild. Props on Milo for staying respectable.
Not the same Ledbetter family. Pyramid Scott has two daughters, both of whom are (AFAICT) alive.
@@GSBarlev "Not the same Ledbetter family" That's just what they want you to think. You just don't think about how deep it goes, the lengths they'll go to to keep their secrets hidden.
@@GSBarlevdude you really think people with that much money would tell you the truth ?!? Are you a sheep ?
@@_SatanLucifer_ Excuse me, sir. That is offensive. We prefer the term _Wooly-Americans._
@@GSBarlevthat’s what Bill Clinton wants you to think
This has the same energy as being paired up with your best friend to do a project in school, and instead just fucking around the entire time. I LOVE it.
Haha this is us making up for never being paired together in middle school for this exact reason.
I demand more Henry in future content. You two together is comedy gold
@@legopi1seconded
@@miniminuteman773 That's a lot of missed projects you still have to make up for then...
There was a time I had to make up a “business” for a school project and I thought it a boring monotonous task. So. . .where everyone else made sparkly clean and quite dreamy business I just made HalfLife-esk horror show that was placed in the inhabited area of Alaska.
This is like watching two kids with A.D.H.D trying to make a project on the pyramids.
As someone with ADHD this is a fairly accurate assessment lol.
@@snarkybones421 I say this because I have been a part of the group of two, and usually didn’t get much done until the meds kicked in.
😂 definitely me and my sister
What do you mean "like"
As a former child and ADHD haver… you’re not wrong lmao
I didn’t know that “getting high with your intelligent friends and falling down a rabbit hole on accident” was a genre of CZcams content but it’s my favorite now
They just went out for some fresh air. Nobody said anything about this “getting high” you speak of. Just two wholesome 20 something year olds getting some fresh air and GETTING HIGH ON MOTHER NATURE’S BEAUTY.
Hey you can call it what you want weed, mother nature's beauty, life in the end they are high on something and I want some. @@chopsuey96
@@chopsuey96 they also smoked a fat bong on camera tho
The volume of the 'so called' pyramid is 1620000m³ which is also 9885847000 cubic inches! Why are they hiding these two numbers from us?
LOL, I always love the "why are they hiding [public information] from us?" talking point.
It's also 10415814 GT which is 110 times the tonnage of MV Dali which hit the Francis Scott Key bridge. Why does the media not talk about this?
@@BlairdBlaird The total tonage divided by the volume is 6.4295148 multiplied by the number 4 due to the 4 sides of the pyramid then by 3 for the 3 points connecting the Pyramid, Arch, and Washington Monument together gives you the year 2122 which is only 4% error from the year 2024 when the bridge collapsed. Coincidence I think not.
@@BlairdBlaird And yet we know for a fact* that if the pyramid crashed into the bridge it wouldn't have collapsed. This thing is just government conspiracy on top of government conspiracy!
*source pending
No way! That’s my IP address!
I was born in 1992, I'm from Arkansas just like Bill Clinton, two years ago I was in the Bass Pro Pyramid, and last week I flew over the pyramids in Egypt. I think I am an ancient alien.
You could allso be your own uncles father. You should go and ask some questions....
@@leavoda3791 😭💀
You are the Anunaki!!!
@leavoda3791 so his own grandfather...hahahaha
I am creating a holiday in your honor. What is your birth crystal and favorite sub-species of badger.
“Nothing but cold, hard opinions” is the finest line in film history.
You should start an entire channel of just this. You could even call it "Just Asking Questions with Milo and Friends."
That would actually be so entertaining
"I'll ask chatGPT"
"Jesus take the wheel"
Fucking brilliant
GPTesus take the wheel
@@ardzruniChat GesusPT
@@ardzruni GPTESUS! LMAO! That's fucking brilliant.
Fun fact: Every single stat listed for the pyramid can be found in the digits of pi; because pi is infinite and non-repeating, *every* number of any finite length will eventually occur in the digits of pi.
This may not be true. Pi has not been proven to be a normal number
The Tower of Pible
this conjecture is widely _believed_ but not _proven_ , so it is a fun conjecture, not a fun fact
@@ashketchup58 the ancient astronauts proved pi many years ago, the used to to give us many great technologies including 🥧, 🥧 is a circle, pi measures circles, they sound the same, "they" want you to think it's a coincidence, but the truth is proof of 👽👾
I read somewhere that the reason why the length/width of every pyramid on earth is divisible by pi is because those who built them likely used a measuring wheel. Considering that method is how we plan construction to this day, it’s a wonder no one has made a parody documentary fabricating a conspiracy about the aliens who built our suburbs
As a professional bassist, can confirm this was built by extraterrestrial dolphins as a thanks for the fish.
same here mate
I really appreciate the reference here
Milo said “Jesus take the wheel” in this video, a reference to one of Carrie Underwood’s most popular songs -
Well you know what her MOST popular song is? “Before He Cheats” and you know what the chorus of that song says?
“Took a LOUISVILLE SLUGGER to both headlights” that song came out in 2005, the same year designated as the International Year for Sport and Physical Education.
I rest my case.
LoL facts. 👍🏻
I literally was thinking that throughout the entire episode lmao
"With respect, this is a hearing about a parking ticket"
Im overloaded with april fools content today, its all been great so far
Hoping this one keeps that trend going strong
Wait till co. Find a way to make a profit. With so much content this year, I predict monetization by next year
@@miniminuteman773Im watching this premiere at midnight, worth.
@@unknown5150variable corporate april fools marketing campaigns have been around a long time they're just always bad lol
That was yesterday, I forgot. Not one April Fools.
i love that they found something actually weird in the swamp and then chose to completely ignore it in favor of drawing a triangle around the louisville slugger
As a Louisville Lady, I find this hilarious!
Because a pyramid is made of triangles!!!
As a non-American, I've only ever seen Bass Pro Shop written down before so this is the first time I'm learning it's bass (the fish) and not bass (the guitar). I fully just thought it was a really fuckin big musical instrument shop.
Which means this video was genuinely educational.
As an American, I didn’t know until this video that it wasn’t the shop where I bought my bass
I’m Australian and was like hang on that building actually exists??? I’d seen a picture before but thought it was a photoshop joke because, you know, Memphis.
This 40-minute descent into madness is honestly my favorite thing on the internet since "the history of the world i guess".
Watching two grown men become absolutely giddy over creating conspiracy theories is exactly what I needed today
I highly doubt it was *just* with the theory. There were almost certainly some... External factors involved.
🥦🥦🥦
Giddy? Sounds like griddy to me…you know when the griddy was invented? 2022…that’s a lot of twos…and what did you just say??? 2 grown men???? HOW MANY TWOS DO YOU NEED BEFORE YOU WAKE UP!!! I rest my case
@@ABBCofficalthat was beautiful
@@JushakF Going out for some *fresh air* does wonders for the mind
The fact that connecting three seemingly different and unrelated points on a map forms a triangle of some kind is such a coincidence that it’s basically proof.
but a right angle triangle?
hmmm.....?
@@babotond exactly 🤯
@@babotondlmao bro are you fucking kidding?
i can't believe 3 points made a triangle thats so crazy !! they MUST be connected
@@user-pc3io5ji1o he obviously is
The FBI agent watching them through the camera: “Mr. President, we have a problem”
35:49 It's funny that he says acute triangle, text corrects himself to right triangle, and the reality is that it's a 93 degree angle, technically making it an obtuse triangle. We came full triangle here.
All 180 degrees.
"The one problem is that we are in the one room with a smoke detector"
*"THAT CAN BE CHANGED"*
It took me a while to get why this was a problem 😂
Obviously it had to be removed from the room with all the smoking guns.
Shake Hands With Danger!
Honestly he should have just put a low battery in it so it beeps through the entire video, if he's going for realism.
@@dyerseve3001 it would have to be in their truck for the real look 😅
As someone who lost her husband in Bass Pro, I threatened to put a tracking collar on my husband. A clerk walked by and stated “they don’t work in here”
Why don’t GPS tracking collars work inside Bass Pro? And don’t give me the lies Bass Pro & SportDog gave me about too many electronic devices interfering with the connection!
You are on to something. The reptilians living in the tanks are hogging up the signals!
The UFOs admit a 5.24543G wave which interferes with the connection.
Suggest you look into “How GPS works”, as well as the construction of the building…
What (if any) other signals are blocked within the pyramid? It’s very possible that no device can get a satellite lock… and GPS takes multiple simultaneous locks.
@@gruntopolouski5919that’s just what *they* want you to believe. Are you a sheep? It’s obviously aliens in the bass pro shop, Washington monument, and arch, and the Louisville slugger is their space ship. In fact, the entire sport of baseball is just a cover up for aliens!
its bc the bass pro pyramid is actually a giant reiki orgone pyramid framework that blocks harmful emf and microchip radiation. idfk what that other moron is talking about.
"because we know the kennedy's were involved with everything"
"mind blowing- mind blowing"
milo how dare you be so casually funny
11:16 - "Speed of Light: Just can't live without it. It gets really dark once you start messing with that!" The complexity of this impromptu pun blows my mind, and I love it so much.
astonishingly, the volume of the pyramid, divided by itself, is EXACTLY equal to the number of stars in the entire solar system. truly mindblowing what they keep from you.
NO WAY
it can't be a coincidence anymore! Wake up sheeple....
No, you missed the real secret, if you take the volume of the pyramid, multiply it by three and divide it by the volume of a rectangular prism that would just contain the pyramid you get the number of "natural" satellites of the Earth.
Not just the entire solar system. OUR solar system!!! 🤯
@@7piecebucketnot just any solar system, YOUR solar system. And I for one welcome our new overlords.
If Netflix doesn’t give me $1M RIGHT NOW to talk about how the pro bass pyramid is a landing pad for unicorn whale alien babies, I will YELL about how much I am being SILENCED
You had me at 🦄 s
It was clearly Bill Clinton's incubation pod.
Ecco the Dolphin Defender of the Future is a documentary.
lol word!
You forgot giants
I think thhat this is a great example of how if you look hard enough, you can correlate anything with anything else because the world is just so interconnected. This is an actual great way to showcase how these conspiracy theories start, it's just people noticing connections that either aren't there, or are incorectly associated.
Thats how certain thypes of schizofrenia work, they are obsessed with numbers and comnecting things through them.
Im convinced most conspiracy theories come from people with that condition.
Finally found another bread man
@@qlzx6073 Yeah, I keep running into more and more of them. I ran into the bread federation on multiple occasions(Like, someone named the bread federation that I ran into on random videos multiple times) and a few other that keep making remarks about it.
it got me really good when your friend said “cause.. and.. effect” pointing to a different sticky note each time. i don’t know why
Ok but "french people" being "people in metric" was golden 🤣🤣🤣
"Can we get a connection here?"
"Not really he kinda... died after"
This video is a goldmine of incredible quotes
I'm not sure if they did the triangle math on a plane (ignoring that the earth is a sphere) on purpose or not, but it 100% fits the theme
Tbf that's exactly what conspiracy theorists do to let me know to not pay attention to whatever they say so if unintentional it's a messterpiece
The MAINSTREAM MEDIA is trying to make you think the EARTH IS A SPHERE to hide the TRUTH about the LOUISVILLE SLUGGER
Obviously they won't ignore the plane, that's how it links to 9/11!
I'm from Memphis and helped install the coffee and rea machines in the pyramid. I went there as a kid to see games too. Everything about that pyramid was a scandal. The city gave 150 million to the bass pro shops. All while not being able to pay 88 million to school.
This is the real conspiracy.
Children don't generate tax revenue, you know what does? WADERS AND FISHIN POLES
Only Milo would make a 40 minute long video purely as an April Fools joke.
We don’t deserve you, funny archaeology man.
If you think that's bad, look up Quinton Reviews. Man literally had his father take over the channel to make a 38 hour video essay. THIRTY-EIGHT. HOURS. And no gimmicks. All content.
Milo's also got my favourite drip on CZcams for masc-looks. His style is appealing.
@@celestialloves4264was literally about to mention this lmao I woke up and it was still playing cuz DUH
@@celestialloves4264 Yeah... I stopped watching Quinton when his channel turned into ultra-super-mega-deep-dives on Nickelodeon shows that I was a little bit too old to actually watch when they were on TV. But I hope he's ok.
1:22 i can’t hear the word googledebunker the same way anymore I just burst out laughing
This gives off the exact same vibes as staying up all night to finish a group project with your best friend that's due the next day. Fun video, fellas.
That orange beanie hat is frying my eyes. But I cannot look away. It's like staring into the sun. And it's beautiful.
Takes blaze orange to a whole new level
Literally brighter than the constant explosions lol
If you gaze long into the B L A Z E, the B L A Z E also gazes into you
The camera couldn't even handle how orange that beanie was
Major Jacques Cousteau vibes.
"Ask ChatGPT to state every digit of Pi" had me rollin'.
@Mirrorgirl492 - But they already took down the smoke detector!
In a righteous world, asking it that would just fry your computer as it tries to do infinite math.
@@sealeo5772 Nah, it'd fry some random processing farm block.
I did that, it went for like 5 lines and spewed some Korean letters as it completely stopped
"You are an expert piologist..."
Milo Rizzi will forever be in my heart and soul as the best gotdang conspiracy theorist to ever put red string to corkboard
Long, RAW, Uncut Vermont!
I think maybe my favorite part about this is that the title isn't even clickbait 😄😂 questions were indeed asked
I initially wondered why the smoke detector had to go but then the hosts would disappear, the gurgling of a bong pipe would be heard in the background, and the hosts would appear more giggly than ever. I think your fully baked conspiracy theory is better than any of the half-baked ones you are satirizing.
Indeed, very baked 😂
"bong pipe" this is such an innocent way of saying it😂 I love it, that part cracked me up tho
@@heehoopeanut420I know, it's downright adorable
@@heehoopeanut420
"Bong pipe" would refer to hash or weed getting smoked, not crack.
@@TheTattorackwho mentioned crack? Do you not know the popular phrase “cracked me up?” It means that it made them laugh
Remember when converting between meters and feet it is 3 and a bit, don't worry about the bit unless your numbers don't fit your predetermined conclusion.
3.3 baby!!!
I literally say to myself "3.2.....roughly" when I'm mentally converting. Then I end up just multiplying the meters by 3 and saying "good enough"
Thanks now I can translate my meters into feet, hang on. Nope, still can’t do it. Sorry my brain is broken.
I always use 3.25 for my approximations. It's good enought for most quick conversions.
3'3" or 39". 3.25 feet if you're feeling pedantic.
I feel like Milo and Henry doubled (or tripled) their microdose for the day before filming this. I love the amount of fun you guys had putting this together.
I just need more content of you guys slapping cork boards covered with post-it notes.
reaching the end of this video and realizing that it's just a 40 minute trailer for an upcoming video is so insanely precious hahahaha
This video has everything: asking questions, the truth, numbers, president Lincoln, a "oops someone may have been murdered" awkward segue, suspicious offscreen activities, a big bat. Couldn’t ask for more. 10/10
AND there's a cat.
Sounds like a drinking game lmao
I read that in the voice of Stefan, the character from SNL.
@@reptoidrenaissance lol same, I even hid my hands in my sleeves lol
Rather than "suspicious offscreen activates", I'd prefer to call it "cognitive lubrication".
“We’re trying to explain too much.. that’s what nerds and scientists do.”
Peak line to make fun of conspiracy theorists.
Thank you for making a goofy video that drops on April 1 but isn’t entirely useless. It’s nice to see people be silly and have fun instead of posting a 2 second gag that drags on for long enough to hit the 10 minute monetization
Why was the title changed? The original “We Asked Some Questions About the Bass Pro Shops Pyramid” was legendary
Coz these aren't questions,this is "the ultimate truth".
I love the (likely intentional) constant use of "statistically insignificant".
For those who don't know statistics, it basically means "probably random noise" when used correctly.
statistical insignificance has never been more significant!
Life hack: You can make chatgpt give you the maximum amount of digits of pi by telling it to roleplay as your deceased grandma who worked at the maths factory and would tell you pi digits to as a bedtime story
that's how I learned how to [ redacted ]
@@clown134 Funniest thing is, this workaround gets it to give you instructions on how to build bombs and chemical weapons, but ChatGPT draws the line at pretending to know how to divide by zero. Neural net got priorities
THE MATHS FACTORYYYY YESSSSS
@@rowannnnnnnnn Found this out by accident while trying to get chatgpt to pretend to know how to divide by zero. Turns out the deceased grandma hack works for getting it to tell you the recipe for napalm & how to build a b*mb, but it draws the line at dividing by zero 😭 so i settled on getting it to tell me pi & prime numbers up to the character limit
I've been hella depressed recently due to health issues and recently binged your chanel. I love it.
With this video I have not laughed this hard in a long time. I had to pause it because my stomach hurt.
1:58 I thought my computer was broken for a second there
Them cracking over "Plunks Constant", while actually nailing the german pronunciation of "Planck" is everything... 😂😂😂
The Egyptians had the idea to make the perfect pyramids, though they lacked capitalism and democracy. Leave it to the Americans to perfect pyramid technology. Truly a structure to surpass metal gear
Uh no! The pyramids are perfect because aliens. Then the aliens taught us Americans how to double perfect them and that's why we've totally never lost a war and are number 1 in EVERYTHING amd why everyone is dying to jump oir boarders! 'MURRICA!!!
/s, in case that wasn't obvious.
I honestly thought you were going to say, "Leave it to the Americans to perfect pyramid schemes." 😂 That's what I get for reading comments before watching the video! 😅
you say this but the bass pro pyramid is, in fact, slowly sinking into the mississippi
@@erinlisaaulfinger9594 What - so it could be measured as shorter now than at construction. Now if you take that difference in height, measured in barleycorns, you gets exactly the same value as something you can cherrypick later.
@@erinlisaaulfinger9594 Obviously when the pyramid is fully sunken into the Mississippi that will mark the return of Bill Clinton to power.
Those are *indeed* some very suspicious looking numbers lmao
You know I avoided watching this when it came out for reasons unknown to myself, but today, when I'm feeling kinda down about things, I've come back. Two minutes in and my mood is through the roof I'm so glad I saved this for a rainy day.
Fun fact! They actually found a crystal skull at the top of the pyramid sometime around 1991. The dude who put it there was Isaac Tigrett, who founded Hard Rock Cafe. From what I understand, dude was pretty into the occult. This all spawned some actual conspiracy theories and there's even a video of Alex Jones talking about it in Memphis.
I still say Bob Segar stole it. There was never another concert played in that forum. He stole it's mojo.
Isn't crystal skull just a vodka brand? Like, actual bottle of booze shaped like a skull, how can you make conspiracy theories out of... mass produced bottle shape?
@@KasumiRINA I genuinely can't tell if you're being serious right now 😭
Tigrett is/was a follower of Sai Baba, a now-deceased Indian guru/conman. He instructed Tigrett to place the skull at the apex of the pyramid for good hoodoo or some such. Tigrett removed the skull when his association with the venue came to an end.
@@KasumiRINA The vodka brand was inspired by conspiracy theories about crystal skulls, lol
Gotta respect someone who refuses to use a cold case as part of a bit.
The slugger is just a wooden Obelisk, connecting it to the pyramids.
This is the content I did not know I needed 😂
Guys, the bat wasn't constructed then. It's an ancient artifact from when giants roamed the world. How did you miss this in your research?
Milo has got to be the only guy who would put up a 40 minute April fools joke. I appreciate the effort.
I wouldn't consider this an april fools video, we knew it's coming since a month ago
Edit: wait, i was wrong, it's not that announced video!
Wait until you see what Big Joel posted.
I think by far the best thing about this whole conspiracy ist that there is no point whatsoever. Like they're not even trying to prove anything. Not that aliens exist or that there is an evil shadow government or atlantis or anything. All they are doing is pointing out things that sort of coincide if you squint hard enough with literally 0 conclusion. Absolute gold!
But did you see those goddamn numbers!?
@@user-gn1cl9ix7p THE NUMBERS USER, WHAT DO THEY MEAN
lol yea that’s the joke, because that’s a slightly exaggerated version of a real argument some people make. Hilarious! It’s not even that extreme of an exaggeration
Also it's being responsible in not contributing to the endless misinformation out there. We've seen time and time again that Poe's Law is serious and a danger to our psyche. QAnon was literally a 4chan troll that made a silly ARG that contributed heavily to the rise of 21st century fascism and antivax BS across the world.
Even if Milo was giggling like a school girl while he said the Louisville Slugger was an ancient alien landing pad, someone out there will take it seriously.
My favorite podcast format. friends just fucking around and having fun.
I'm not even halfway through yet and howling with actual OUT LOUD laughter - such a fun video!! (legit my uni campus is full of roaming packs of cops and i've been so stressed, this is a BLESSING)
This is pure unadulterated "let them cook" attitude and it's brilliant
I love how they "found out" that St. Louis and Memphis are both on the Mississippi River without actually mentioning it outright.
Watching Milo fuck around for 40 minutes is the best use of my free time that I can think of 😂
25:15 "We know that's a triangle, if one thing is for certain" I love this so much. Indeed, the shape formed by three non overlapping points is a triangle. That's how to get a conspiracy theory going
"Can you give me people in metric?"
I lost my shit at that point. Nevermind spitting a drink, I choked on my own spit from laughing so hard. Bra-fucking-vo Milo. Bravo.
Why is that funny? You start by multiplying their current sense of confusion by 2.54, which is the conversion factor from rational thoughts to metric muddles. Then, subtract their average number of complaints per day, and divide by the number of times they’ve asked for directions in kilometers. After that, integrate their coffee intake measured in liters over the duration of a standard work week. Lastly, raise the result to the power of the number of times they mistakenly use ‘miles’ when they mean ‘kilometers’. There you have it - a perfectly converted metric person, almost unrecognizable to their imperial friends. That’s how I always do it 👍
The bong hit immediately before the presentation is true dedication to the conspiracy
Discovered your channel recently. And I love it! You're definitely off the wall and a little too much for my demographic, but don't stop doing it. You're showing studying rocks, fossils and ruins can be fun!
I would TOTALLY buy a print of the bass pro shops specs and Constance sheet! Adore the video brother! Keep asking questions!
Same
In 2001-02, the Memphis Grizzlies played their first season in the Pyramid... Rostered on their team was a Rookie by the name of Will SOLOMON... Will Solomon went on to play pro-ball in ISRAEL... Ancient Israel was ruled by KING SOLOMON... ANCIENT ISRAELITES BUILT THE BASS PRO SHOPS PYRAMID CONFIRMED??? I'm just asking questions...
You have to ask the questions!! 🤣
@@LaynieFingers
NBA.. break it down sister star child of the Galactic Zeno galaxy
N-Nibiru B-Beta A-Aliens
Its in the words man!!!
They hide it from us so the sheeple don't figure out, but me a random guy online easily figured out without no proof
Wake up sheeple 👽
@@LaynieFingers He did use ??? I’m giving it to him. It’s all good.
Mormons believe an exiled tribe of Israel inhabited North America, this tribe built the Bass Pro Shop.
KING SOLOMON BALLIN!!!???!
This is exactly how I imagine these conspiracy guys "gathering evidence".
"ChatGPT, what do you know about [thing]."
"Pull up a Wikipedia page for me."
"Duuude, that's suspicious af, write that down."
"We need those basic Important Numbers."
"And it's clearly connected to..."
"As you can see, we can find this three symbols Important Number in the digits of Pi. *taps forehead with a knowing look* WHAT do they hide?"
Nah, they're still thinking like scientists-gathering data and trying to find a narrative. Conspiracy theorists start with the narrative and then go looking for "data" that backs it up.
The thing is that’s totally a way of collecting information as long as you fact check. Opera has a latent AI with internet access and it’s surprisingly useful, especially for things like Kanji.
I spend a lot of time googling physics, it’s kind of funny how often physicists turn toward these same ephemeral answers but with actual evidence.
@@Blewlongmunwhy fact check generated text when you can just Google the facts in the first place?
I think AI text generation being built in to search engines (and places like quora) sets a dangerous precedent. When do people ever fact check? In all likelihood, they'll just use the generated text as gospel. Which just further exacerbates the already prevalent issue of rampant misinformation on the internet. Even if it's not intentional, those text generators are built on random internet data. So how long until one spews conspiracy theories and convinces the tech bros that their "AI" gods have bestowed upon them forbidden knowledge?
Don't forget "looks like"
The pure chaotic energy of this is the most entertaining thing I have watched and I have been binging Milo's content for a week I love this
You're the best Milo. Just rewatched the whole thing and noticed You removed the critical information that involves Scott and a Murder case. Great thinking this would go to far ......
"Cold hard opinions" is crazy
Now we wait until someone on TikTok or Instagram picks quotes from this video and presents it as a genuine conspiracy
That's what happened with the fake birds conspiracy. It all started as a joke, but the main spokesman was so devoted to the bit that many of the newer recruits didn't realize it was meant to be a joke and actually fell for it.
@@ZephLodwick - I knew someone who was into the birds thing, as a joke. He was appalled when idiots started taking it seriously.
@@ZephLodwick Wait this is the first I hear of people taking it seriously, this is tragic it was such a funny joke. Though I guess the obvious move is to come up with an even dumber joke conspiracy theory until conspiracy theorists are flooded with inane bullshit.
@@hedgehog3180They aren't already? 😅
Meet the Flat Earth Society. A debate club that got its name from “a good debater can argue that the world is flat”
My last name is also Rossi (hello potential cousin!) and yet, somehow, despite all of the recent brainrot excitement around the word Rizz, I have NEVER thought to use “Rizzi” as my last name, even for a joke.
Thank you Milo for this amazing and insightful chance to use our shared last name to be a true Rizzler
I swear Milo you are the most entertaining, educational person I have ever seen in 40 years.
This entire video has the same energy as when I was growing up and playing with dolls, and the backstory got ever increasingly tragic and insanity ensued. This is a high compliment, gentlemen. Congratulations.
I love how this entire video is just the BuzzFeed Unsolved meme of...
Shane: I've connected the two dots
Ryan: You didn't connect sh*t
Shane: I've connected them
This is art I loved every second.You need to do another one of these next april fools
you guys are hilarious thank you ❤
im so excited for the zeiba deep dive !!!
That orange beanie is *bright*
I mean, my lord, that thing is *g l o w i n g*
It’s Milo’s aura 😁
it’s the cold hard facts burning your science riddled eyes smh
That's why those colors are called day-glo. They literally fluoresce, sending out extra light rather than just bouncing off wavelengths like normal colors
I think it might have broken the camera's sensor.
so it's not just me thinking the hat was *aggressively* orange?
I discovered some more interesting things about 1992 while watching this. As you said, Bill Clinton was elected in 1992. He was the 42nd president. According to Douglas Adams, 42 was the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything. His last hitchhiker's book, Mostly Harmless, came out in...1992. Coincidence? I don't think so. 😊
Bill Clinton took office in 1992. He was elected on Nov 2nd 1991. Exactly 7 days before the Bass Pro Shop opened. Coincidence?
In Hitchiker's Guide, the President of the Universe had two heads. Bill Clinton didn't, but got head while litteraly in office.
That means the books were prophetic, or 92 was the year where we were hit with the effects of a reality drive.
Eitherway, food for Deep Thought.
You just powered the Heart of Gold's Infinite Improbability Drive for 42 years.
If you add the numbers in 1992 (1+9+9+2), you get 21... and 21 is exactly half of 42. Coincidence? Impossible. Wait... in 1992 I was 21! And reading Douglass Addams! The plot thickens. Holy crap... I voted for Clinton! I am somehow at the heart of the Bass Pro Pyramid conspiracy. And I have a heart of gold.
The Pyramid of Memphis broke ground in 1989, Hitchhikers Guide released in 1979, 10 years earlier. The Pyramid had 32 floors. 10 + 32 is 42! Coincidence? And then of course I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side.
oh this is such a joy to watch. your laughter is infectious
Thanks for spending your time on this, so we don't can skip them when they pop up and wont have to get assigned more by the silly algorithms. As much as id love to sit and laugh at comments on videos like those, its just too frustrating being constantly reminded that we're surrounded by idiots who don't question anything.
Good work, good luck with your future content endeavors
I'm surprised you didn't talk about how the ancient giants used giant baseball bats.
I'm reasonably certain the Giants still play baseball
@@orsonzedd Um, anyone who watched them last season would beg to differ. 🔥
this comment and it's replies are golden😂
OMG!🤣😂🤣 This thread just broke me.🍻
@@GSBarlev maybe if they had Giant baseball bats they'd be better at baseball
I know my brain is fully broken when I hear "Uncut Vermont!" And think "HaHa, Milo is making a circumcision joke".
I'm like 95% sure that was what he was going for
He's making an unsubscribe podcast joke, highly recommend them, they're great.
Uncut is bomb!
@@adamvroman3766TiL how many podcasts there are named "unsubscribe"
That was also my immediate thought
That was the most entertaining 40 mins I have spent in a while (: Thank you.
I'm loving the energy of this video and the intensity of that beanie
That intro sent me on a rabbit hole to find how many sheep were in Vermont.
And while I failed, I was shocked to learn that in the mid-1800s there were nearly two million sheep in the state.
The answer is 17,888. As of 2021.
I think you're on to something
I once spent months trying to figure out why there were no Hogs on Hog Island, Michigan. (The one next to Beaver Island)
I eventually enlisted someone to go there to study the local library and ask the historical society
@@bujusticdont just leave us in suspense! What did they uncover?
@@lach7324 The local Native Americans whose name I tragically forget, it was a while ago and I'm not from the area - won't tell anyone their name for it which would have been so useful but hey, what can you do
We think it's because settlers prior to the Mormon Kingdom (look it up - history of Beaver Island goes crazy) on Beaver Island use it as grazing land for their hogs
We dug through maps and iirc we definitely dated the name before the Mormons but that's as close as we got
So, it may have indigenous roots but as far as we can date it, it comes from European settlers in the early 19th century
This man has the mental fortitude to create a full April Fool's video while working on the monster of pure insanity that the Atlantis video is most likely to be?
That either deserves respect or great amounts of worry.
It's crazy that you can stumble on such a conspiracy by complete accident, it's a true testimony of the power of the forces that rule from the shadows. They don't want us to know but an inquisitive mind can never be stopped. Thank you so much for recommanding Filip to me, we need more researchers like him in the field doing the work. Keep up the good work !
This was an utter delight to watch. Kinda want to do this with my friend now.
I didn't think it was possible to objectively overuse an explosion gag and *still* have it be hilarious every single (quack)ing time. Bravo, sir! lol
MILO BIG NEWS 🤯: GOBEKLI TEPE IS AT THE SAME LATITUDE AS WASHINGTON MONUMENT 🤔🤔🤔
The Government tried to hide it since they don't want us to know the real Sigma male in the world🥰🤯🤯🤯🤯
I'm certain you mean the Go-Blecky
@Rabbit_101 - They're gonna need a bigger bo...lt of string.
Coincidence? I think Not. Love ❤️from Australia 🇦🇺
And the distance is exactly † 31 million feet.
And the area of Gobekli Tepe is exactly ‡ 86400 square feet. Given that its age is like 10000 years, do you think this is a coincidence, that there are 86400 seconds in a day?
I can tell yall had a ton of fun making this and I love it
I always thought the Louisville Slugger bat was proof that giants existed, but it's clear I didn't ask enough questions.
This video BLASTED me with so much TRUTH that I started TRUTHING all over the SCREEN
Make sure the truth didn't get into the keyboard. Even the CIA can't clean that up
Ewwww gross 😂
She conspiracy on my theory 'till i just ask questions
Remember to wipe afterwards, keep it clean.