The Sopranos - Paulie returns from the can and Tony can't stand him
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- čas přidán 18. 05. 2021
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Paulie not burdening a woman with his lifestyle and career choice is probably the most noble thing he ever did.
Paulie was a clown at times but he was the wisest of all the wise guys. Hell, he was the only one still standing at the end of the series. A true OG.
He was definitely right in this case
He did have a goomah
@@cedenoanthony45 you can't have a Comare if you aren't married, he had a girlfriend and that's it.
Who wants to be lonely?
"Marriage and our thing, don't jive," smartest thing Paulie ever said.
Honestly, he's has a lot of surprisingly wise comments: His "You should get credit for staying out of the can, not in it." is so sensible, that I don't have much of an argument against it.
You jive turkey
Nah, smartest thing he ever said was "snakes been f***ing emselves way before Adam n Eve showed up..."
Should be "JIBE." With a "b."
No one likes a truth teller
The ironic thing about the whole thing is Paulie is right, it dont jive. They cheat on their wives, they are mostly never home and when they take the oath it even says, this thing comes before everything
He was the only one who knew that
@@jeremygunther9403
He turned right around and demanded an exception for his mom.
Only legitimately true thing Paulie said lmaooo
@@jeremygunther9403 junior knew it as well. He even says so
Johnny and Bobbie were the only ones that loved they’re wives genuinely
"All due respect T, there's a line in the sand when it comes to fawthas."
- Jackie Jr.
This comment is GOLD! hahahaha
Loooooool omg u made my day
Your uncle was a rat Jackie
Good one
10/10 with that rollercoaster.
"Everybody's gonna get old and die"
Livia Soprano over here.
It’s just amazing how Livias been gone since season 3, and she’s still talked about through the entire show.
Shows what a powerful character she was.
it's the guy's mudda pm.... the guy's mudda
@@tdevil101 can only imagine she was referred to through the set all those years too
it’s awla big nuthin
@@clawzx1195😊😊
I don't like to bring it up but 20 years in da can without a peep.
Did you ever wear a bag in the can?
How was eatin' that grilled cheese off of the rahdiator?
Uffah Marone! Did you have enough tissues?
Gets me every time.....LOL
You're sitting at 6 o'clock, Phil
"I dont care if he has a hundred ESDLC clips in his channel feed. He's a soprano Channel. You know it and I know it!"
Im gonna give you the opportunity to take that back. Before ya know, things get ugly..
@@PhilLeotardosGhost And as for Pure Kino ...
@@neilgerace355 The less said, the better.
For real bruh, atleast Don borko could put some English subs
@@neilgerace355 Pure Kino has never done any time in The Can, not really. Borko's major CZcams Family and we have this Pygmy thing over at Pure Kino and Don Junior, I'm ashamed and embarrassed.
Paulie should've kept his mouth shut while he was in the can but he compromised...he squealed to Johnny Sack instead.
Loose lips sink ships.
@Abraham Synth Ginny Sac's lips got caught in the Suez Canal.Oh...sorry..I meant hips.
@Abraham Synth Very allegorical
That's right. The sacred and the propane 👉
@@forgetaboutitwillya.2981 gabagool ova heee
As far as im concern, you get points staying out of the can
- Sun T. Zu
Sun Ta Zoo, the Chinese prince Machiavelli.
@@titoizdaman3 take it easy...
Zoo zoo ya fucc'n ass kiss
Tzu.. Tzu.. Sun Tzu ye fuvkin' ass kiss!
He came at you with a shinebox, you got a right to defend yourself.
Detective Mike Hunt from Beaver Falls really got Paulie riled up.
Yeah, and put his mom in the hospital with NBS.
@@shriharihudli8596 for an hour and a half, and that gerbil......oh marone!
@@phillybatts374 I don't see what the big fuss was , she had Blue Cross Blue Shield.
First of all, his name is Clarence
Fellas he did call him a saint
I never had a problem with borkos clips.
To me, there beautiful.
Rubenesque
Yea
Borkoesque
No more fat jokes Ton there mean and hurtful
This is how you try!!??
Everyone’s got a goddam opinion?
Tony's breathing deserves best supporting actor in the main clip.
Arteries clogged with ragu.
Our body is 86% water, his last blood test he was 65% zeppole
It turns out tone mainly consists of Fat and nitrates
Lmao
@@acolddarkgentlebruh8205 Actually no that was cocaine sniffles he had in the later seasons. James Gandalfini did A LOT of coke. They even integrated that to his character in the later seasons.
can you imagine that - Paulie returns from the can and Tony can't stand him?
Quiet, Albert.
Fuckin parakeet
Make a move against Borko? No..no way. I dunno what to tell ya.
😅😅😅
one a da trucks....
"He has no f***ing conception"
"He's got no uploads. You can't expect him to understand a copyright strike."
@@forgetaboutitwillya.2981 So that’s it? Just stupid fucking jokes
ain't you da guy who predicted 9/11?
@@angelodepadua5400 That would be Notre Damus
@@quasimodo1914 nostradame
I love the mobsters talking up marriage..Completely forgetting the cheating and the abuse
Yeah, looks like Paulie was right about it.
@@shriharihudli8596not entirely, there were a few made guys (Johnny Sac and Bobby Bacala) who were married but never cheated
@@jakealter5504Bobby cheated all the time, he was always running trains
@@opiumpilled actual trains, not mistresses
@@jakealter5504 Jimmy Olsen ova heah
The moment in 3:12 is one of the best examples of Tony being a good leader. He validated a subordinate’s concerns and followed through with an act of courtesy. If Tony had continued to demonstrate this kind of leadership throughout his reign he wouldve had a better chance of maintaining loyalty within the family.
That's what made Jakie Sr the best leader of NJ
Tony could be a great leader when he wanted to be but his selfishness, rage and erratic behavior was what brought him down in the end.
@@michaelpietrowski419Erratic? He never turned me on, personally
Family?! They're a glorified crew!
@@michaelpietrowski419I thought New York brought him down at the end..
Love the way Tony tried so hard not to laugh while Paulie was telling him about his Ma’s nervous bowel syndrome😂😂😂😂
All due respect Paulie, there’s a line in the sand when it comes to horses.
😂😂
God almost any line from Silvio is incredible. What a great character
I feel they made him carry so much weight because van Zandt is a musician turned actor and looked so goofy they had to give him some credibility to not have fans lose interest in something that's not realistic
@@milesbrown7345He was originally approached to play Tony
@@lingricen8077 i knew that so that could be a reason they did that but he played a perfect number 2 they wouldve had to still make him beleveable if he was the boss but boss or consigliarre they would have to do the same thing to make him liked by fans and seem like hes not doining a parady on SNL his walk was bad enough but i could see a wiseguy walking like that once he gets a promotion or somethingstarts getting more animated like hes mr suave
@@milesbrown7345 I don’t see his character as the type to over-exaggerate though - but then again he likes to quote movies (and gets a good reaction from doing so) and maybe is influenced in some way
Paulie: "Ya ask me Mexican Telenovelas and our thing don't jive"
“I don’t care if Borko got a thousand uploads with arrows in their heads, he’s a thief. You know it and I know it”
- HBO
you think he wears a bag??
I think it’s kinda ironic that out of everyone giving Christopher advice PAULIE is the one who actually gives the good advice in that scenario lol.
Well yeah, he lived through the seventies by the skin of his nuts, when the Colombos were going at it
I’d rather face a hundred kids in the ICU with arrows in their heads than something i cant see
Whether 'tis nobler in the head to suffer the shivs and arrows of outrageous fortune ...
Never go into the unknown not knowing.
@Ron Y. To be, and 'way before' to be, heh heh.
"Dis is a bisnissss" - Tony Soprano.
Dish ish a bizshnesh.
Yea he went a little to hard into the accent LOL
@@indo604 it was fine.
@@Bgoods I read that in a Jewish voice
Animal B: "before I went to prison, I thought an airbag was Paulie Walnuts"
They all had incredible chemistry together.
Periodic table over here.
fuckin waltuh' white ova here
"Whada ye hear, whada ye say!"
Ayyyyyyy
Paulie was 100 percent right about a made guy not being married. The worst thing you could do is drag a family into a life of crime. That in the end might be why Paulie survived.
One thing about Paulie...He's not one to complain.
He'll tell you that himself while he's complaining.
Paulie was right, and I think it was a central theme of the whole show, the incompatibility of the Mafia with a "normal" family life. When the Sopranos go down at the end of the series, it's because one of his men is ratting due to his kid being in trouble, and assuming Tony is killed, it's because he was distracted by sitting with his family. Only Paulie survives.
Facts!!!!
And uncle jun makes it to the end too
@@shamshirhussain8198 That’s true, but he’s also all alone. A demented husk of a man, with nobody to care for or about him. Pros and cons, I suppose.
You forgot Patsy. He had a family and survived.
Why do Sopranos fans always treat Pasty like the ugly girl the the dance?
@@shamshirhussain8198 I would argue that doesn't count, because Junior might as well be dead by the last episode he's in such bad a state.
You know Borko, not that I don't appreciate it, but I coulda used an upload while I was gone too. Fuckn HBO.
Lmao 😂
Who do you think got you all those character-specific videos while you were offline? ... & not a word of gratitude!
Paulie: "Colostomy bags."
Tony: "Please, don't talk about that."
Paulie: "Still, colostomy bags."
😆😆😆
Paulie: "you want my advice?"
Tony: "NO!"
All due respect, B. Throwing your channel a copyright strike, was a provacation to you directly!
You wanna end up like Junior?
Or even worse...like Borko?
Exactly
You're talking about the boss of this family
O!
Family? They’re a glorified crew
@@pattycakes_pattypie ‘again with the glorified crew issue’
I own the DVDs of the whole series, I watch it on CZcams, and no matter how many times I watch it, i say to myself, "this show was amazing storytelling and tremendous acting by EVERYONE!
Same lol. Have the complete series on DVD. Constantly watching clips. Used to watch the reruns on A&E. Can't get enough of it. Best show ever.
2:03 tony trying to call paulie ungrateful towards ralph is so funny. This script was bananas.
Don’t touch that, my program is coming on!!
Rewatching all the Sopranos episodes, I appreciate how hilariously funny this show was on top of everything else.
Borko returns from the can and HBO can't stand him.
Paulie's Aunt never had the makings of a Varsity Mudder
You owe me money Paulie!!!
I owe you shit
Great example of leadership by Tony. He completely chastises Paulie and treats him like a school kid in front of Chrissy and Sylvio. Then so it wouldn't escalate with Paulie pride he says that goes for all of you as to not isolate Paulie even though they had nothing to do with it. Then he adds the compassion at the end so Paulie would feel happy. Tony showed both essential characteristics of a great boss in 1 scene
@@josephgrmovsekcollaredcons6085 Ditto: 'great boss' lol.
Fk'n manipulator y'ask me; duh likes'o which'd make Prince Machabelli proud.
one of the few examples of Tony being good in charge…mostly he just tore the entire pygmy thing apart from the inside with his pride, narcissism, and paranoia
Don Jr: Rudolpho is scared now, nobody knows where he is..
Borko: ..look, it’s a bluff, you know the cost involved in a Sopranos upload? You got the editing, the HBO pimps...these you tubers want in on a going thing!
Borko: but what if the monetization thing doesn’t happen?
Me: come on CZcams today, borkology?
I took the jacket from Borko de Majo. He was the toughest youtuber on essex county
Wasn't anymore when hbo was through with him
The jaaaaaaackeeeeet! **gestures hand**
He went home to get his shine box and never came back
Paulie was right about marriage. It doesn't jive with their thing.
Tony showing some good leadership skills. Reprimands him, keeps him inline and then raises him up.
You know carmine always spoke highly of Paulie and borko
Hoooooo our long lost leader
@@GarethNIreland Someone must owe him money
@@hanklesacks they must be giving out free tokens at the tunnel!
He thinks the world of paulie
Hey Borko got da guys number about those custom cufflinks
Big business tycoon
Adkins?
Hey Vito, how’s the volunteer firefighter gig going?
Vito spatafore, my arch nemesis
☝️Greasing the union☝️
Last time I was this early, Jackie Sr was still alive.
Oh! I knew that was coming!
Realest word from Paulie “…Marriage an our thing don’t jive”
They’re all laughing at him when in the end he’s the only one who survives.
It was ironic that Paulie was one of the few Sopranos characters still alive at the end of the series. He committed two of the most horrific murders: killing his mother's friend when he entered her house and stole cash she had hidden and shooting the waiter outside the restaurant when the waiter complained to Chris about the lousy tip.
He had legitimate beef with the waiter. The waiter was scuffing his shoes and provoking Paulie to get his shinebox.
As an epileptic that scene was fu!@ing hilarious 😂
Word to the wise, remember the HBO purge of Sopranos videos
That was real? I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit.
“Nervous bowel syndrome” 😂😂 does that even exist ??? 😂😂😂😂 Paulie was one of a kind for sure.
“I don’t care if he has a 100 kids in the ICU with arrows in their heads, his a piece of shit” LOL only Paulie can say something like that!!!
There is a line in the shine box when it comes to Borko.
I like how Silvio translates what Tony said about Eugene blowing the car horn.
Flipping him off. Well done
Borko is most certainly young and tall and tanned and lovley.
"You think Borko has one?"
"Who has what?"
"A copyright strike."
"Take a look how he earns" shaking a wad before sticking it in pocket.
Great finish, Borko.He treated him like the "Ugly Girl at the Dance with Tourette's"
"Stay single as long as you can"
-Fantastic advice
We need compilation of angry Tony breathing. We demand it.
Paulie had a good point. "Marriage and our thing dont drive".
I keep saying that Silvio is my favorite character and then I watch this again and I love Paulie. This show rules.
1. Furio
2. Paulie
3. Silvio
4. Tony
5. Chris
Artie was the best...wanted to be a bad boy just couldnt handle it
Paulie said that marriage doesn't jive with "our thing" which is being a murdering sociopathic criminal, and he was right
"Whatever happened there."
Only things that saved Paulie from being wacked are the show writers.
2:23 "Whatever happened there..."
Ask me marriage and regular CZcams uploads don't jive!
Charles Schwab ova here
Dr. Phil ova here!
@@devanshrathore9112 I'm just telling you how you're being perceived
@Ron Y. We gotta redo it. Fuckin Borko, he's dyslexic
@@James_Price79 I can't believe I took your fat fuckin' hand in friendship
Paulie is the embodiment of “Fear the old man in a profession where men die young”
The best dark comedy ever ~
Its unbelievable how they wrote the show
Who's more respectable; 1. A guy who is married and sleeps around or 2. An unmarried guy who sleeps around?
I had to laugh at Silvios sudden " Oooo!"
“I heard you were getting laid all the time up there.” -Christopher talking to his capo.
It’s one of the very few times he lets someone break his balls like that
Past a certain age, a man without family can be a bad thing.
I'd rather return from the can and be hated by Tony like Paulie, rather than be hated by my crew and die on the can like Gigi. OOOHHHHH! Not to mention's Vito's meat mitts feeling up my 'pulse'....
Was Gigi really hated by his crew?
@@olgierdolo5510 You talking about my man Gigoutz? Cappy? Sure he was well respected... but not by that crew, especially with Ralph pissing in their ears... at least, according to Mr. Magoo
He was in charge five minutes, and he turned into Lee Iacocca
@@AshMorton At least he didn't lose Paulie's favorite bag. He'd have been picking up his teeth if he had.
@@GAT-pr6dt @T G @T G What rumor? That Vito Spattafore is an assmuncher? I'm sorry, its true. Its not like I got a hard-on for Vito or nothing. But maybe you're fragile about this because you yourself a flambé. You about to come out the closet like Uncle Philly?
Fucking lol at that video title. Superb Borko, sir!
@@Carmine_Lupertazzi No we're The Vipers!
@@James_Price79 You know on the other side they consider wine food.
@@adamchewy2284 It takes discipline, set limits for myself...
@@James_Price79 It's come to my attention personally from " up top " , if you know what I mean, that a man named Jim Obrien is writing comments to borko like " why don't you commit a Eugene ? " , with middle fingers in it, that he is washed up and doesn't have it anymore, insults of all type. Now I already made contact with this idiot, so here is where you come in. I want you to call italy, have them send over two of her best tailors. We're going to have this Jim Obrien fitted for a suit. Now you hook them up with a 3rd party... get'm some scissors. they'll be out of the country within an hour.
@@adamchewy2284 🤣🤣🤣
Clarence never had the making of a varsity chauffeur.
When I thought I was out Borko pulled me back in
that ending blindsided me, I was looking at my phone and then I just lost it. thank you Borko
2:35 scary because normal people say this kind of thing all the time, but when paulie says it he really means it…
You ask me; Marriage and Borko’s thing don’t jive..
If you can quote the CZcams terms of service than you can obey ‘em!!
With all due respect Borko, those 2 HBO strikes was a provocation to you directly.
Tony def wanted to laugh when paulie said ralph called his mom
“Not everybody.”
“Sorry, allow me to rephrase that. Everybody who isn’t a sixty year old manchild constantly looking for praise and attention from his boss is married.”
When Paulie choked out that old lady shows what a psycho he was . 🔥❗️😂
Twenty fucking years, and im still watching this shit.
So I compromised: I ate some Johnny Cakes off the rad-iator.
"I don't care if he's got 100 kids in the ICU with arrows in their heads, he's a piece of shit."
One of the best lines in the show.
Mah’s nervous bowels,whatevah happened ovah there
Ironically, Paulie's commitment to the bachelor life led him to annoy Tony, by unburdening all of his insecurities onto him, much like when Tony annoyed Hesh by seeking his counsel via late night calls, during the absence of Dr. Melfi.
Borkos fuckin boss here. Nuff said
HBO says that Borko's uploads are nothing but a glorified crew.
@@starguy2718 Didn't HBO almost drown in three inches of water?
3:00 It's funny to think that Tony, in his head equated the Paulies mom prank call situation with Ginnies joke. Which is why says the "this is a business" line like Carmine did that time. That was something trivial Johnny Sac was getting bent over but this was actually dangerous to Paulies poor ma. I think this is one of the critical moments where Paulie lost all respect for Tony (hinting to the finale).
Paulie would never let his wife have soft drink of choice
"I can feel it itching me already."
2:24 That animal Cifaretto, I can't even say his name.
Somebody needs to make a compilation of all the times Paulie had to remind everyone that he was the real victim in various circumstances. He was always the most affected by everything.