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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 6. 08. 2021
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I see sam has picked up a hobby of smoking 6 packs a day
Meth...
Hes a dad now!
It actually sounds kinda cool
Yes
Apparently, he vapes now.
Its not a hobby, its a lifestyle
Samâs lung cancer is sounding rad
sounds rad-influenced
Hey there smoothskin.
PoggeRs
đđđđ
Release donda đšâđŠČ
why does sam get sick like 8 times a year
Petite gamer immune system
Eats like shit, doesn't excersise, doesn't take any real precautions with the groceries, pays others to watch his crotchspawn, has a fairly clueless other half... I'm sure there could be more reasons.
Children
@@guypierson5754 And he's still richer than you
CHARBORG!!!!!!!!!!
Canât believe Iâm a day late to this. Good to see Samâs frail gamer body is yet again under attack.
Hey itâs da gun dood
Reno youâre a good dude keep up the good work
Never would have guessed you watch sam
didnt know reno had gamer taste
Reno? A Sam fan? Based
*Sam every time he gets sick* :
"QUICK I GOTTA MAKE A VIDEO WITH MY DEEP MAN VOICE!!"
Gotta cash in while you can
He gotta compensate for that yeeyee ass haircut he got...
dude probably goes around licking toilet bowls in the hopes he'll activate his hunk voice.
It's the simp/chad illusion.
It's the only time Abby will have any sexual attraction to him
Damn, Sam sounds like Aqua after two beers when he's sick.
He sounds like a young Alex Jones
@@dreamman5588 I'm fucking dead LOL
Lmao berg
why are you here starcat arent you streaming rn?
@@dreamman5588 that is so spot on omg
Bryanâs bit about sleeping on the ground gave me the hardest chuckle in a while
I know right lmao, here I was thinking Brian lost his edge.
As a stay at home dad, I wish I had friends to play games with like this. I love my kid but not having another adult to hang out and talk to that speaks coherent English would be great for my sanity
You on PC or console?
Ha I'm a teen if you wanna play I do speak coherent English(most of the time)
Time to make you a discord community
@@felipedias4205 Iâm on pc
Making Dad jokes some what helps X-D.
I'm so happy for you sam, can't believe that you finally hit puberty.
This shouldâve been highlighted comment
This comment is overpowered.
His pp work now:D
Puberty? No wonder he didn't dox his child's name till yet. What a dumb name.
holy crap i wasnt ready for that punch lmao
low blow bro
"Semen is the glue of friendship" is the most amazing line
i couldnt believe none of them laughed at that. i lost my shit over that line
Also, the collar being âa cockring for my brainâ is pretty incredible too
@@gravity00x "haha gay" gets tiring after a while with your edgy friends
@@pierrekk Not the point at all. Dilate
âItâs like a cockring for my brain.â Lmao bizzle was killing it this vid
"We're building nothing but traps from now on" Yep, that's Outward.
use magic traps more powerfull and free besides mana cost but you can make potions and eat tumpups around the mountain
â@@originalgreatdouchebag2866 regular traps are almost always free, and it might not be as powerful as magic (until you get to the fun traps involving adamantite, or war crimes) for every victim you kill, is an almost guarantee of a free trap, maybe two, that you can make out of their corpse.
Imagine being a bandit and seeing your buddy die to a trap, then this asshole of an "adventurer" loots your buddy and turns it into another trap, naturally you are pissed and go after him, only to fall victim to the said trap, made from your buddy.
I turned the entire Vendavel Fortress into a traphouse without even leaving said fortress, just... "Recycling" my victims
You can tell thats Abby's boyfriend is home when Sam is doing his ghoul impression to avoid being too loud.
That's so foul â â
Poob is Abby's boyfriend
@@sheamccann3196 but it cancels out because poob is also sams girlfriend
He's very respectful
What are you saying with this post? That general Sam is a cuck? A cuckold? Sam the cuckholdster? Sam the cuckholster? Sam the cuckmiester? Jeez. I mean I guess.
Sam has a weakened gamer immune system from being a total shut in. Praying for you man đđŒ
Our boy needs to start taking a vitamin D supplement if he isn't already
Actually, gamers are genetically made in peak human condition. God just curses us with the occasional sickness to keep the regular people off the scent of our perfection
@@drewsbrewcrew Sam already developing Rickets.
@@ewwpoorpeople5684 gamers are like the robot guy from invincible. Absolutely built different in game but goblin hunchbacks in real life
No no no, it's because he's married
I remember finding this channel all the way back in 2016. I was in middle school then and I used to come home from school with more stress than I knew what to do with. Watching Sam's content is the closest thing I've ever had to therapy. Thank you for the laughs, you never disappoint.
Weird seeing wholesome comments and relating on a personal level as well. Good luck man. Im assuming youre a senior as well now, and all ive gotta say is to pursue what makes you happy and live life now đ
Sam helped get me through the shit years of middle school too tbh
I hope things get worse đ
Oh boy just wait until the stress of adulthood hits
@@NoPhlyZone20 general sam plud alchohol work smart
Iâve literally just started playing Outward with my mate, fucking love this hatefully evil ass game
That's a very apt description, my friend and I celebrated taking out the bandits east of the starting town lmao.
@@turtleguy123r3 The game really has a way of making you KNOW you are NOT the main character lol (while still being the main character)
Sam being wholesome and saying that he'll enjoy any game as long as he plays with friends, combine that with the deeper voice, I don't think he's sick, I think he just finished going through puberty, he's a mature man now
YES! I thought this too
Playing with friends, busty brunettes, & Diet Coke.
@@alecsalinas1973 A busty brunette offers Sam a diet coke and she'll become his best friend
â@@JargonMadjin so if abby dyes her hair and gives sam a coke without him asking, the marriage is finally saved
@@DrixPunk Modern problems, modern solutions
A warm thanks to the many members of the Merchant's Guild, generously funding, and bank rolling these videos. You are all, truly wonderful. Have a good one.
Thatâs immediately what I thought once I recognized the game
Hey hey, people...
Sam needs to get Jeff in the group.
"What can I say! I'd do anything with my friends." Sam said as he was holding down that woman screaming for help in an alley
I love how Bryan always tries to find some way in Gaslighting his Loot Goblin Behavior, as if he doesn't scurry like a rat
At no point did Sam say "Smoothskin" and this is dissapointing.
And itâs Gob not job
He said abby was the ghoul lmao.
Do a 20 Sams video okoii
From Kenshi to Outward, he truly is a Sseth follower.
I want them to do a video together so bad
@@whoisspencer sseth on forehead fables
@@whoisspencer we really need it, I heard him mention sseth in a Tarkov vid way back and I think he said something along the lines of sseth being too high quality for Sam, he liked him too much to make him join him.
Back then I didnât know who Sseth was, now I love his stuff and it would be a dream collab.
Yeah that tracks.
âHey hey people, Seth hereâ
Bro when he pulls that rich boy red tent out on themđ€Ł all together great video and super funny!
Sam: "Jobe from Moriarty's"
Everyone else: "WTF? You mean GOB?"
Deep raspy voice, Yeti full of whiskey, and a slick dad haircut. True Alpha energy right there
Indeed
Nah bro he is fucking sigma male
@@convicted_vapist you're gay
@@ndub6021 hell yea I am!!! You gotta problem with it bucko
True Chad energy if I say so myself.
Sam hitting those signature baritone lows again lol. Those babies must be strengthening the hell outta your immune system xD
I HATE people that HATE other people. The comment I respond to did not spread HATE. That is good. BUT! I get a lot of HATE comments on my amazing videos and I HATE it. Please don't start spreading HATE. Do I have to HATE you too, dear ca
@@AxxLAfriku I HATE!!!
@@AxxLAfriku Shit itâs Axel again. Lo.
@@AxxLAfriku Iâm subbing now that you have some videos. 8 years huh.
@@AxxLAfriku you're a good lad.
love the raspy voice narrating the video LOL it sounds like an old Sam remembering the past
You can tell Sam has been taking advantage of his knowledge on how to make the crunch wrap supreme.
"Semen is the glue of friendship" - Bizzle, 2021
Bryan hates bridges because of all the ones heâs burned.
Solid
Half orc half goblin
He's just mad he can't burn these
"None of that is as scary as wage garnishment and property liens" đđđđ
I spent several long months playing this game with my bf and getting good at it. When you recommended going to the bandit camp at that level, I fucking screamed
What is the name of this game?
@@DylanCar Outward
which one Alshawis?
"level"
Tell Bryan to actually use his twitch and CZcams. Heâs funny asf
hes so fucking lazy man idk if he'll ever make anything
@@GeneralSam Some people just like helping their friends make content more than having a channel of their own. I think Bryan's happy with where he is, to be honest.
@@GeneralSam doesnât bryan have like a job separate from his internet presence?
Fr dude he's hilarious! Had me weak when he pulled out that velvet tent đ
@@jakobryan2353 he do
I think "It's a cock ring for my brain" might be the best thing I've heard this year. Good shit Bizzle
Bizzle is by far the most underrated CZcamsr. Pure wholesome and genuinely hilarious
Next to "Semen is the glue of friendships"
This is my favorite General Sam video and idk why it just is
Happy to see Sam enjoying this hidden gem of a game. đ€Ł always nice to see people suffer in Outward đ€Ł
I paid off my debt without leaving the starting town. I went and picked up random items from the storeroom and around the town, which were worth around 5 to 7 silver on their own, and sold it all for money. I actually had 40 silver to spare once I was done, and I hadn't even talked to the gate guard.
ok boomer
You can just get the voucher on the beach lol
Abby's boyfriend said Sam would be hotter with a deeper voice.
Cuter. He said Sam would be cuter.
No more rip fuel ray
this looks like some human odyssey of discovery gone horribly wrong.
The discovery of murderous chickens, discovering traps, the trial and error of walking through "rancid water", wholesome banter, the difference in between low and high class.
very nice.
Sam looks and sounds like he's one moustache away from giving me tips of how to fix my car on the side of a busy motorway while the towtruck comes to pick it up.
Never thought about Outward like this. Truly the IRSâs influence is far reaching. I canât even escape them by immersing myself in video games, for theyâre there too now.
Well, I think real life is much harder than Outward: in Outward when they stick you with that debt, all you have to do is go into the basement, kill 2 trogs, walk out to the beach exit, give a dude a bandage: Done. No money owed, no house seizure, the game is EXTREMELY easy in coop since it doesn't scale anything to the increased potential of having multiple characters facing the situation: In real life if I tell the IRS I got friends helping me pay up they are just gonna want to fuck those guys over aswell.
@@guypierson5754 you can get tax exemption by allying yourself with the right people easily. Look at Janet yellen.
@@isthisoneunavailable Fair :D
Samâs voice finally transitioned from old millennial to proto-boomer dad.
I came from a random tarkov game, and Iâm so happy Iâm here. Thanks for being a badass dude with a killer work ethic. You da man.
This voice is the logical progression of Sam's wheeze
Awe Sam has finally hit puberty. Its nice to see our little boy grow up before our eyes.
â3 vs 1? Cmon, easy.â
Shows a goddamn armoured beast wielding the tower knight great shield from demon soulsâŠ
Nah that's a pleb bandit, they respawn on that beach outside Vendevel, the problem is those morons don't have any men between them.
@@guypierson5754 you can literally hear the dorito crumbs on your keyboard and the mt dew spittle dribbling from your pRoGaYmEr mouth between the lines of that comment LMAO
@@ThiccNutt Sweetly ironic comment. There was a time, in the early 90's, I made a lot of money from computer games. That should set my minimum age for you: do you really think adults eat doritos?
@@ThiccNutt they are using fishing rods as weapons.
@@guypierson5754 I eat DoritosâŠ
This video is pure comedy. Was dying laughing the whole time
Hahahah "Confusion? I've been confused my whole life"đ€Ł golden
Sam became a heavy chain smoker in a very short amount of time
The NCR will remember that title Sam.
*For your overwhelmingly monstrous behaviour, you have become vilified by the NCR*
"You have two days to *PAY* your *TAXES* or *Die"*
Outward is a fantastic game that is overlooked. It has just the right amount of cool stuff without being too complicated and is a genuine challenge and great to play with friends and get into shenanagains.
Some things could be improved sure, but for the most part its a fantastic game.
7:40 the fact that I've never seen anyone chew ice cream with their mouth open the way you did makes me want to take my like back.
Outward is a masterpiece, glad to see more people pick it up.
It looked decent but also looks like itâs tiresome to actually set up in
@@hrafn6588 Tbh, if you have patience for an RPG like Skyrim or Witcher, then Outward is great. Honestly it's a very good game, challenging and rewarding with lots of places/dungeons to explore.
It is a very nice game I'll say. Lots of boring running though. You'd think with how big the maps are there should be an equally large amount of mobs to encounter. The world is amazing, but it does have an empty feeling in some places. If you want an easy experience, look up money making guides and then travel to levant and spend a crap ton of silver on the rogue trainer and learn pressure plate traps and the bag roll passive. You will be using up a breakthrough point, but it is worth it if you think the game is at all challenging. Basically easy mode. You can also make insane builds that can one shot some mobs. The greathammer builds are pretty stronk. Magic is super fun too. Anyone who likes rpgs needs to give this a shot for sure.
@@DraknalTV are there mounts?
Masterpiece is a CRAZY stretch, but its good.
Good to see you've followed the progression of every good father - first, you start with drinking ever increasing amounts of vodka starting just after breakfast. Now, second is smoking upwards of 5 packs per day - more if you're looking after the children.
The way Sam says âjobeâ instead of GobâŠitâs just beautiful.
Thought dude was saying Joe, like he either completely botched the name or I'm unaware of some inside joke
Bryan: "If I buy a bag, will I be with the cool kids again" 15:34
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I love hearing the difference between Samâs regular voice, and Samâs sick voice.
sam sounds like hes gonna call me a smoothskin
"Semen is the glue of friendship"
Damn, never expect to inhale such timeless pristine truth in place like this
My man is playing Jungle - love to hear it
Sucks that Sam didn't know he could spend 3 sliver and have his house back 5 minutes after starting the game
Or that he could go through that tunnel on the side of the hill to the lighthouse, and just complete that cave, and exit to some dude saying "GIVE ME THING. THANKS HERE'S A FAVOUR FOR THE HOUSE."
@@Pandize Thats what hes referring to, I imagine, since a bandage costs 3 silver
Then a time glitch occurred - 50Karrot in debt . . . In 2.5 milliseconds
if im not mistaken i actually raised the money pretty easily by buying mats and crafting.
@@biohaze6990 well the shield and weapon that guy dropped are worth at least 60 each but hey i like the narrative
Good lord, once again Sam sounds like he's been living off of Pall Malls and domestic-violence-juice
You are genuinely my favorite CZcamsr. Not my favorite channel, but favorite CZcamsr. Neebs gaming is my favorite channel.
Love how he emphasizes howbryan stole all the loot and doesnât bring up how the only shield sam had was from that knight he killed at the beginning of the raid
Samâs boomer phase is developing nicely.
Calling Gob, Jobe đ„ș sad day for ghoul kind
I FEEL THE SAME WAY! I actually was like, "Who the fuck is Jobe.."
'Woah, am I lookin in a mirror or are you just that ugly?'
That luxury tent had me busting a gut.
Lmao that wendigo scare was the best!
HELL YEAH. This shitty game is one of my favorites, and aside from Seth Scneanschecfkskc, I hadn't seen anyone else cover it.
Hey, how can I get a 3 man team? I thought it was only duos
@@anthonyparedes7423 Theres a mod for it, which I think is what they probably used.
There's a guy named Comforts of the burrow that plays it, I like his videos
It's not fucking shitty in the slightest. All the mechanics are polished.
I feel like Sam's forehead to hair ratio is on the tipping point.
some dope ass jungle on background. RESPECT!
Actually a great video, I love the wholesome vibes with friends this portrays, play more! Lol.
When Sam gets sick he should record some funny lines as a cliche badass character and say horrible things possibly directed at Aqua
Finally a message I can get behind!
So glad you played this, love this game and always wanted to see how you'd react to it, fuck yeah my guy
General Sam with the D&B backing track.... like a f*ckin BOSS
What did he call Gob? Joeb?
Love this game though
I was looking for this comment
like wtf? why would it be jobe? i was so confused because iâve played FO3 dozens of times and couldnât remember a âjobeâ anywhere until i realized he meant gob.
It's like Gob from Mitchell Hurwitz's 2003 hit television sitcom "Arrested Development"
Bizzle and Sam together always makes me laugh so hard
Sam and Bizzle have always been the best content on this channel, Sam and Bizzle or just Sam.
Caught me off guard as I was sipping from the same mug during the intro XD
14:04 "This axe is worth 75 silver" lmao, that giant axe is leterally worth like 750 silver
Love to see the classic general sam editing, this vid was a banger
The tent scene had me dying hahah
i love sams epic quest to get the 150 silver when he literally could have dont the beach quest for the voucher in like 5 min
I see you have the Raid mod on, good. This game is such a gem. Hope a second one is in the works
Ahhh, this game really makes you appreciate the 3rd ammendment.
Sam sounds like a grizzled criminal discussing how him and his cronies are gonna make it big with their one last score
The tent bit immediately made me thumbnail of the spngebon episode where krabs is staying in the nice lit up big tent while Patrick and the sponge are sleeping outside
My man is playing jungle in the video. I'm forever a fan now. A true gentleman of taste.
This game is actually a fantastic rpg experience. Once you get past the clunky combat you've got a good game ahead of you. I've personally beat the game multiple times and did multiple side quests and I've enjoyed each of my playthroughs.
Sseth enjoyers: "Hey I've seen this one before it's a classic."
what do you mean you've seen it?
it's brand new
@@ZeWhiteRabbit8 ....
âsemen is the glue of friendshipâđ€Łđ€Ł shit got me rollingđ€Łđ€Ł
They start of the video with you all fighting the chicken looked like the Australian Emu War. You had the numbers and the potential working tactics but somehow managed to be defeated
Sam: *goes to Jewish territory
Also Sam:*immediately makes a fire
While there's maybe still time, can you upload a quick "Hell yeah, Brother" with that voice?
My guy, that ambiant DnB in the beginning is indubitably infuego. I desire and require the sauce, post haste.
The squirrel fiasco made me collapse, so fucking funny
As soon as I saw that character design and read the title, I suspected it would be Outward. Thanks for giving this game a look, Sam. Greetings from the Merchant's Guild.
OH MY GOD
I've played outward for a few months now and waited for Sam to play it.
Thank you Grandmaster Samuel the Third â€ïž
Whatâs really funny is how Iâve had post notifs on for the past 3 years and yet I havenât gotten a single upload notification in well over 6 months
Sam ya gotta do a playthrough on this lmao đđ€Ł i'd love to see that shot happen