Why Did Brutus Stab Julius Caesar? | Kanan Gill Stand-Up Comedy | Netflix India
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- čas přidán 3. 05. 2020
- Et tu, Kanan.
Find out the importance of your last words in Kanan Gill's latest special, 'Yours Sincerely, Kanan Gill’ now streaming, only on Netflix.
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"Because you have never lived" - this line would stab millions. damn kanan
Well.. that's the punch line of life bruh.😅
But really, have we?
@@NetflixIndiaOfficial The real question is, why haven't we been allowed to?
@@TheAvish6293 if we seriously wanted we would have lived
@@NetflixIndiaOfficial Yes trying to
"The ultimate goal of education is to replace your heart with a textbook so that you can never die. Because you have never lived"
Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!
No
@Ashish Shrivastava no means rejecting your request to explain the quote, no is not the explanation 😅
It just means that when you're mugging up, only caring about textbook knowledge, you forget to live life.
@@canlouishugme So you have never lived....if you mugged up in childhood? KUCH BHI!? KUCH BHI?
@@cibinthomas4007 It just means that if you were so focused on textbook knowledge, you miss out on the other important experiences
Kanan: "Because you have never lived"
Traumatized me: Eh tu, Kanan!
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LOL😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Felt like a funny TED talk
Prajwal Bagrecha except funny
@ashishthakrar your sense of humor needs a personal ted talk on self improvement
Hey, as long as you're inspired with some laughs.
Yeah except the audience acting like drunken swines throughout.
Ikr🤣🤣
"Et tu Brute? " Sounds like Ay Tu Kutte? More comprehensive no?
😂😂😂
and i thought i was the only one who misintetpret that .. AAAhahahhahah
😂😜
You sir, won the internet.
That's my friend said, when i stabbed him in the back.
Any CBSE student of grade 10.
Remember this drama 😂.
They changed the whole syllabus now
Yeah , got hit by nostalgia, smack in the face....
Et te Brutus. Something like that 😂😂😂
Friends, Romans, Countrymen
LEND ME YOUR EARS!
I scored 92 in literature that year 😂😂 simpler times ☹️☹️
After the punchline "You've never lived",,, Now someone should write a play about him.
It's their choice
"You can never die,
Coz you've never lived".
This hit me like a Train
😂😭
true
But you're still alive..🙄
I like trains
@@sammykhan512 wOw CoMeDy aChIeVeD
The recent CBSE students wouldn't even understand what the hell is going on😂
The recent CBSE student knows about bal Narendra
@@iota5722 the entire book is changed😂
No Julius Caesar?? What?? It's bad enough that this unfortunate generation had to grow up with indianised Cartoon Network. Now this too is taken out?
@@BertRussie We CBSE students don't mix enriching literature with required language...overburdening not our culture!!
@@shinjinisarkar4751 I was a CBSE student. We mixed those things up. And no regrets
Any ICSE student here? Julius Caesar, Macbeth, As you like it? 😂😂😂 also "Pathti, Pathta, Pathanti" 😂😂😂
When he said "i don't want to remember them, i just can't forget it" i felt that😂😄
icse student here .....and pigmalion
Icse student here
As you like it, Oliver, Orlando
Merchant of Venice 😂
Isc
My last words after I get stabbed-" Aha! I cannot die because I never lived"
3:30 nostalgia only ppl who studied sanskrit will get the pain of memorizing those words😁😁😁😁
So that's why Gandhi said 'Hey ram'. And leave plays. They have built a whole political empire on it in last 3 decades!
Yessssss
"U can never die...
Cause u never lived"
Truer words haven't been spoken yet😂😂😂
Mark Antony's speech starting "Friends, Romans, Countrymen..." was also legendary and something we had to also "learn by heart" 😁
Nilanjana Mazumdar stfu I’m jokin
Yeah! 😂😂 And all beautifully crafted speech of his, each paragraph ending with "And Brutus is a noble man" 😂
Anthony was the real gem.
Lend me your ear 😀😀
Yeah and I still remember it 🤣🤣🤣
3:31 Damn that nostalgia....or should I say PTSD 😐
Finally felt like I wasn't the only one who thought that drama was vague😂 plus he gave legit evidences proving it was vague.
The latter part about education system and Sanskrit memorisation was damn relatable 😂🤣
You never lived. Directly attacked me. (stabbed me on the page with Et Tu Brutus )
It's actually "et tu brute"
Always thought it was "byhard " up until I had proper internet connection and Google !
When I was young I thought it was bayyaat😂
😂😂
I thought it was one word - byheart 😂😂
Aww u poor children 😜!
@@ak538 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who else thinks he take pauses to have memes.
Meant it when we said his expressions are unmissable.
@@NetflixIndiaOfficial D.K. Bose 😂
"Friends, Romans and Countrymen, Lend me your ears...."
If this happened in South India, Caeser would’ve said, “Eh Thu, Brutus?”😩😩
Last line
“Heart Replaced with book” just nailed it👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
"I don't want to remember this stuff, I just can't forget it".... Relatable after🤣🤣
Kanan gill:According to our education system you have to replace your heart with A(1) textbook.
Science students:well those are rookie numbers.
Interesting Fact:
The month July is named after "Julius Ceasar".
"Because u never lived" this statement stabbed me from the front😂
4:01 every middle class Indian son that ever existed can relate
Can we just appreciate how intellectual his jokes are so out of the box and so amazing
I don't want to remember it🤣
I just can't forget it🤣
Story of my life
Kanan is always hilarious and has unique thought process
Jake Peralta was inspired by Julius Caesar 😂🤣
He never appealed to their sense of camaraderie 😂
How bro?
Ahm gachami, lol. Nostalgia🤧
Yep he was saying it wrong thanks for confirming😂
Literally, Guruji
Kanan: (stabs me metaphorically)...Because you've never lived!
Me: Ahem Gacchami
Kannan.. you have proven that you are way ahead of every other stand up comic there is ! Amazing content !!
If J.C. was punjabi:- Brutusiye, phenchoddaa😂
The only thing I remember from the cbse textbook is - " Et tu brute"
The one line in the end where he talks about heart and textbook, ufff. Summed up our whole lives.😂👍
"I don't want to remember this stuff, I just can't forget it" -- epic!!
His expressions and the tone with which he speaks is really excellent..!!
I thought it's one of the finest stand up sets by Indian comics. Well written and thoughtful.
Brutus was actually caeser illegitimate child, brutus mother and caeser were known lovers
Yes u r right
no one asked
@@saitirupati7997 cmon you can do better
ok boomer
I didnt know that 😯
*All alkalies are bases but not all bases are alkalies*
I don't wanna remember this one but it's just that I can't forget it.😂😂😂
If someone stabs me I'd say "what'd you do that fur?" in whole Irish accent like Niall horan did when Louis Tomlinson slapped him
😂
Eehhhhh
Relatable!✌🏻
BTW Pataetoe😄
😂😂😂
I remembed that line ''Et tu Brute'' when he said it. Has been 2 yrs since i read it in class 10.. getting nostalgic
When I get stabbed the line I would choose is " omaywa mo shinderiyu"
I see that you're a man of culture.
Shindeiru hota hai bhai
Some help with its meaning..guys ??
It literally means "you are already dead" , anime reference
Nani?
The meme maker of ICSE students "William fucking Shakespeare"
One of the best Standup sets ever.
I remember dying of laughter at the moment of brutus 😆
Can't deny he explained the drama much better than my English teacher. Although it was one of the best chapters back then. Who would have thought this drama could be explained so hilariously!😂
The sarcastic punch; you never die, because you never lived before...
too good😎
This is wholesome yet nostalgic at the same time.
Kanan's expressions and voice 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Legit funny❤️ 😂😂
The pinch of sarcasm in the end
"because you have never lived" stabbed me 23 times at once💔
Pure genius 💯
That punch line hit places!!!
You'll never die because you never lived. Such message he portrayed in a funny way!!
I don't usually comment but after seeing this video i couldn't stop myself.
This has to be one of the best 4:30 min of kanan's career . 🤣🤣
So relatable..!
2:07 that's gonna be my last line!
This special is a textbook-to-textbook heartwarming conversation!
Man!!! You are too good...I laughed my heads off after a really long time. Keep up your good work brother. Loads of love 💝
1:29 when he said Very clever :D I lol .
sheer brilliance, that is what this man is.
"I don't want to remember this stuff but I just can't forget it" gotcha 😂😂
"I just can't forget it..!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
The set looks like a Ted talk.
although theres no round red carpet.
1:22 the precious Joey Tribbiani look
Man this whole standup is one my favourites!
"I just can't forget it"
As he stares directly into the camera
1:57 reminded me of Jake Peralta from b99.
Netflix showing clips of stand-up comedy
I be like - Why to take Netflix subscription 😂🤷😻🤣
Personal attacks kanan...one minute I was laughing like...omg the Latin thing...amazing observation and then.. with the "You have never lived"...I'm in tears...cuz it got too real ..too fast.
Last line, because you never lived hits hard..!! ❤
Fun fact - Caesar never actually said "et Tu Brutus" It was just added by Shakespeare...
Watching a good standup like this after a long time
Pathati pathata pathanti @3:50 this is what i have learned
Great comedian and great line at the last, love from Bhopal at this time of quarantine
That sanskrit part was so nostalgic...🤣🤣
i have something for a very long and that is " i have buried 10k gold at..."
St sebastian park me W k niche
The Learning by heart part was soooo goooood.
This guy is a gem.
I learnt few Sanskrit words through this stand up special... I laughed my heart out when he did the song thing and about taking a pee in the middle of thing and that thing automatically blurted out😂
2:22 - Some of you will get stabbed.. tonight. Just be ready with your last words
3:57 Starts slowly stabbing
4:07 - Stabs
Now tell me, where is you punch line?
There is no punchline he is just liking concepts but the whole letter story had a punchline at last u can see it in NETFLIX
This special is actually so special !
Kanan Gill my man
I instantly liked when he said
'because you have never lived '
Ceaser actually liked Brutus and wanted to make him as his heir
Nope
Read the play carefully he never liked him
That kinda implies ceaser wanted to bang Brutus' mom, in which case it makes complete sense that Brutus stabbed him.
@@NitinKumar-dj8ny Brutus wanted to save the Roman republic (democracy) , Ceasar was turning into monarchy . That's why he killed him .
@@TheAmanthebest no I read history watch the documentary Roman empire on netflix
*The way he speaks reminds me of Dulquer Salmaan* ❤️☺️
Every line was the bitter truth but I can't stop laughing because it's Kanan who is presenting this.. Love u 💖
Love you #kanan ... your stand up is amazing ❤❤😂perfect
Kanan had me at 4:06 🔥⚡️♥️
Even netflix knows piracy wont be an issue to its stand up content.
So they post such sneak peaks to make it popular😆
That's a whole lot of school memories...Julius Caeser..and sanskrit grammar tables! You had me at Aham Gachchami🤣
Its amazing..lots of love Kanan Gill❤❤
he sounds and looks like andy samberg
''education system tries to replace your heart with a textbook ,so that you never die....'cause you have never lived''
SAVAGE!!
I love you Kanan😍. You're the funniest comedian I've ever seen.
You never die, because you never lived. Wow. What lines man!
3:13 Everytime she be like
as someone who knows this play well and also the way it was cut down to fit one chapter in class 10th, this standup triggered me beyond bounds.
The first stand up I said woww 3 times...loved it absolutely
Kanan is really one of my most fav comic
Netflix amazimg job done