Dave Gorman Accidentally Develops Explicit Photos | Modern Life is Goodish
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- čas přidán 5. 07. 2020
- From Modern Life is Goodish, Dave Gorman rants about helping people definitely not being 'the most fun you can have with your clothes on', as highlighted in his anecdote about trying to return a lost camera to its owner.
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"Horse is the second best thing I could be riding"
it's first for some people. usually swedish or romainian... apparently, so i've heard.
I worked in the photofinishing business for years and just know this: If you've ever taken a roll of film containing sexy photos in for processing, there are multiple copies of those photos in existence now. Every photolab I worked for had a "hot box" where the guys who were printing the photos would deposit extras for all to see. (Of course, this was very much against company policy, but it did happen.)
I hope that bloke at Snappy Snaps gets to see this 😂
That's my camera! Cheers Dave lad
I actually expected more people to make that comment.
Did you sell it to him on eBay?
I like the bit where he says Snappy Snaps
It’s definitely a fetish thing, I know a guy on the London scene who’s biggest kink is the idea of being blackmailed, discovered, exposed. Often female comedians will get messages from perverts asking them to post a humiliating videos they’ve taken of themselves
Hang on a minute, I think Dave is jumping to some conclusions here.
How many people remove every single article of clothing before having sex? It's not everyone. I know this. Because I do not. There is not enough time when you're on call.
How many people remove every single article of clothing before having a shower? That's right.
The most fun with your clothes on... Is second to having a shower.
I'm always keeping my socks on during sex.
Unless I'm doing shit alone, then I need the socks for other stuff.
So I guess for me, sex is the most fun I can have with *almost* no clothes on.
Well, sometimes if I'm getting real low on some article of clothing, I just leave it on in the shower. Lather up, shower off, and peel it off before I get out. Then I can just hang it in the shower, and it's dry the next morning.
Also nudists does pretty much anything without their clothes on...
to be fair, showers are pretty damn fun. all that warm water...
@@Floedekage do you ever shit with a partner?
Watching Dave Gorman is the most fun I can have with my clothes on :) LOL
With or without to be fair
A lot of these things you can also technically do with your clothes off.
Breaking news: pedant forgets to read adjective, more details on the hour!
Mid roll ads are the most fun you can have with your ad-blocker on.
I'd argue that one can have sex pretty much fully clothed. Given Dave's logic, surely that's the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
I'm pretty sure I've seen pictures of people skydiving naked too, you could probably manage most of those other activities naked as well!
The phrase 'better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick' also gives me the turnip tops. It completely disregards that the poker took the time to sterilise the stick.
"gives me the turnip tops", that's a new one for me!
I always thought it was blunt stick???
@@dodibenabba1378 sharp or pointy here.
I’d love to see the rest of the photos on that camera!
the punch line LOL
Yeah but did camera ever get reunited with owner?
I don't believe there ever was one. It's a good show and all, but I think a lot of the situations he talks about are set up or planned out in advance, or never happened at all.
@@ashscott6068 Heh, I have to agree. I'm sure in his daily life he does indeed experience quite a few amusing incidents, but no one individual could ever go through as many amusing misunderstandings and coincidences as he seems to. I'm guessing the majority of the situations are either mostly or entirely fictitious.
And hey, that's fair enough, he's making a TV show, he can't just finish an episode halfway through by saying, 'Sorry, I don't really have enough material for the rest of this show, nothing interesting has happened to me lately'.
Watching this clip was the most fun you could have with your clothes on!
Funny stuff
This reminds me of when I used "I'm feeling giggity" because I thought it meant dizzy or drunk n happy. I don't watch the show it apparently comes from.
Family guy
If only JGL had said, "It was the most fun I've ever had physically on a film set," then people would know that he also enjoyed other activities, which may include but aren't limited to sex.
I have more fun watching Gorman without my clothes on
I have a collection of old cameras, and I've always wondered what model that one is. Does anybody know?
Olympus Mju zoom?
@@MarkHickford It's a Canon. I do have one of those in that series though.
I bet Graham's Mum knows how to have fun without her clothes on. 😉
If horse riding is TMFYCHWYCO then who hasn't seen Equus?
Ironic that I watched this after his video that criticises TV channels and newspaper producers for ruining their own surprises/hooks/punchlines. 😂
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@DaveGorman, watching Dave Gorman #Most fun you can have with your clothes on
😂😂😂
There's only one thing I like more than sex and that's Dave
The guy in snappy snap would be in trouble for printing the photos. You're not allowed to print them
It's a comedy show. It didn't really happen.
😆👍👍👍
Swimming is the most fun you can have with your clothes on... Oh wait...
Swimming is more fun without your clothes on.
How far will Dave Gorman go when, by his own admission, he is running out of material. It's quite clearly a photo of the violin player.
I find riding the bus is the most fun you can have with your clothes off.
Can I get my camera back?
Can I have my camera back please?
He didn't develop the photos by accident. It was a deliberate act. It is incredibly unlikely for anybody to develop photographs accidentally.
Are you a native English speaker?
while I like to suspend my disbelief. more and more of Dave's antics seem scripted. Still funny though.
I genuinely thought this was going to be Dave creating/developing a photo that was perfectly innocent but would be flagged as explicit and be blurred online. Not gunna lie, I'm im a bit disappointed.
Et la plus amusante physiquement egalement. ... Du moins avec mes vetements.
MILF stood for Mother In Late Forties before American Pie.
Maybe he threw the camera away because it was proof of an affair or something
They're not saying they'd rather be having sex than riding a horse, they're saying riding a horse would be as good if not better than sex if you could ride a horse without clothes on!
Dave Gorman buys old camera on eBay; downloads porn image from the internets; blogs and tweets about mysterious orphan camera find; googles the phrase "the most fun you can have..." and then writes a bit for his next show.
Genius.
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Failure of logic though, Dave. Just because something is "the most fun you can have with your clothes on" does not mean it is LESS fun than another activity with your clothes off. Professional show jumping might be someone's absolute favourite activity, and MORE fun to them than having sex.
Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off
I put a file, !OWNER.TXT, on all my memory cards. The leading '!" makes it sort first alphabetically.