Smart House - Movie Review - brutalmoose

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  • @brutalmoose
    @brutalmoose  Před 7 lety +800

    If you're interested in some behind-the-scenes brutalmoose, you can watch me record lines and edit some of this Smart House video here: czcams.com/video/OPSwQq6v0wc/video.html

    • @cyoban
      @cyoban Před 7 lety +8

      Never again did I think I would be blessed by the sight of Long Hair Ian

    • @thecakegarden5324
      @thecakegarden5324 Před 7 lety +1

      Hey guess what
      Basketball.

    • @limparion
      @limparion Před 7 lety +2

      Thanks, I've been saving that to keep myself spoiler free.

    • @zach8299
      @zach8299 Před 7 lety +2

      Hey, if you review anymore DCOMs, remember Pixel Perfect? I remember that being pretty good.

    • @888legends
      @888legends Před 7 lety

      Thanks for the review. really needed to see that part where the house eats party shit again. very satisfying. Think you might do more dcoms? Do you remember that weird super hero one where they allergic to foil and can fly. cant remember the name but I remember it being pretty goofy

  • @kevinwolfskill5120
    @kevinwolfskill5120 Před 7 lety +2994

    I think they had all those oranges because they look like basketballs

    • @KamranMSHoule
      @KamranMSHoule Před 7 lety +171

      Kevin Wolfskill but do they like basketballs? i wish this was more clear.

    • @poddinthistogetherpodcast8346
      @poddinthistogetherpodcast8346 Před 7 lety +138

      They were baby basketballs being cared for until they could be real basketballs.

    • @oswaldfigglebottom
      @oswaldfigglebottom Před 5 lety +40

      It was never specified he likes basketballs so it probably isn't

    • @BaileyTheBat
      @BaileyTheBat Před 5 lety +23

      B I G , B E A U T I F U L , R O U N D B A S K E T B A L L S

    • @canadianfurrytrash906
      @canadianfurrytrash906 Před 4 lety +16

      Which reminds me, does Ben like basketball or not?

  • @NanaKyoto
    @NanaKyoto Před 7 lety +2018

    Smart House 2 will solve the mystery of whether or not Ben loves Basketball.

    • @gamingprotype3802
      @gamingprotype3802 Před 7 lety +29

      Nana-Kyoto or about the mystery if the family love to eat lobster

    • @sp.93
      @sp.93 Před 7 lety +87

      Nana-Kyoto spoiler alert. He was actually a half leprechaun and has to play basketball against another leprechaun. so yeah you could say he dabbled in basket balls

    • @tommoss5308
      @tommoss5308 Před 7 lety +10

      Oh god I forgot that movie existed

    • @NoThankUBeQuiet
      @NoThankUBeQuiet Před 7 lety +2

      Shaun Patel Also they gave Angie away to a rich guy and his aupair

    • @jeffdlr3056
      @jeffdlr3056 Před 7 lety +8

      Shaun Patel luck of the Irish

  • @PhazonOmega
    @PhazonOmega Před 5 lety +979

    I once thought raffling houses was ridiculous, but then Luigi won a mansion that way, and I realized the stories were true.

    • @birdsofabone5127
      @birdsofabone5127 Před 5 lety +30

      Didnt that almost end badly??? Lol place tired to kill him and he fucked all of the drawers (drawer opening animation)

    • @blazinginferno15
      @blazinginferno15 Před 4 lety +17

      You have to enter a raffle to be selected. Luigi never entered but he won anyway lol but the "raffle" was just KB's cover up to get him there

    • @IrishKeshiHead
      @IrishKeshiHead Před 4 lety +3

      We had a recent one.. paying into a raffle for €100 ticket to enter to win the house. it recently ended too.

    • @androidmk5987
      @androidmk5987 Před 3 lety +11

      @@birdsofabone5127 hey he still won a house and a free immortal dog in the sequel.

    • @thethrowawaythatstayed7055
      @thethrowawaythatstayed7055 Před 2 lety +1

      I have a friend who won a million dollar house from one! It was a charity raffle that goes statewide.

  • @maysar4159
    @maysar4159 Před 5 lety +712

    "Your mother also being your house", that does exist Ian, its called Flapjack.

  • @jetjazz05
    @jetjazz05 Před 7 lety +537

    Plot twist: The house was built on a native american orange grove and the spirits cursed the AI of the home. That's why she went nuts and how she got 50,000 fucking oranges.

    • @otakumarcus
      @otakumarcus Před 7 lety +1

      Jesse Crandle that would be a great horror movie inspired by Weird Dreams and FNAF.

    • @hdofu
      @hdofu Před 7 lety +10

      FNAF? Five nights Around Florida?

    • @zhubwat
      @zhubwat Před 7 lety +9

      Five Nice Aroma Fingers?

    • @zhubwat
      @zhubwat Před 7 lety +6

      Fidgeting Nervous Attack Frenchmen

    • @Apollo9898LP
      @Apollo9898LP Před 7 lety +2

      the truest canon

  • @Crisperz
    @Crisperz Před 7 lety +1383

    we have no proof that Ben didn't fucking kill his mother so his dad could be single in the first place

    • @gameman250
      @gameman250 Před 7 lety +94

      That's so brilliant it made my eyes water! XD

    • @otakumarcus
      @otakumarcus Před 7 lety +21

      Crisperz if Ben killed his mom, he would be a psychopathic villain.

    • @ShadeSlayer1911
      @ShadeSlayer1911 Před 7 lety +43

      Shamaylan: What a TWIST!!

    • @ericatheempress6698
      @ericatheempress6698 Před 7 lety +24

      so why would he miss his mom in the first place? that fact doesn't really go to the theory.

    • @gameman250
      @gameman250 Před 7 lety +51

      It's simple.
      He's a dick.

  • @uhohitschellie
    @uhohitschellie Před 6 lety +352

    "Is it really a smart house if I can't feed my tuna noodle to my carpet?" DEAD.

    • @deparinge
      @deparinge Před 3 lety +12

      Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

  • @lilithgalac5102
    @lilithgalac5102 Před 4 lety +119

    Damn, that "Because you're not the only one who lost someone" line really hit hard, I'm surprised that was in a goddamn Disney movie.

    • @Hyperbolic_G
      @Hyperbolic_G Před 2 lety +15

      Most of their movies had hard-hitting lines like that. The movies were always structured around at least one major social issue (girls in sports, handicapped people, parental loss, basketball players)

  • @dishpitfreak
    @dishpitfreak Před 7 lety +748

    I can't hear anything but Leela whenever the house talks.

  • @Iinneus
    @Iinneus Před 7 lety +780

    16:15 - "Let me guess, she's gonna drop some pies or something on him and he'll get embarrassed? Oh wait, better yet, she'll shoot oranges at him! The earlier scene was foreshadowing!"
    _[she fires a _*_lightning bolt_*_ at his chest]_
    "JESUS CHRIST"

    • @EthalaRide
      @EthalaRide Před 7 lety +33

      15:25, I mean, that's the foreshadowing of an AI murder spree if I've ever seen one. My fist thought was literally the soundbite "You're gonna die!" from Welcome to the Jungle.

    • @ShadeSlayer1911
      @ShadeSlayer1911 Před 7 lety +33

      How does a house even do that? Who put that feature in there? Is it some sort of security feature in case of a burglary?

    • @TheJthedog
      @TheJthedog Před 6 lety +27

      ShadeSlayer1911 the same person that put a "system shutdown override" program in the system.
      Also, is no one going to mention the floor being to OP. cleaning up a liquid and some confetti is one thing but the scene where she cleans after the party clearly shows a glass bottle in the mix. DOES THE FLOOR HAVE SOME KIND OF INSTANT MELTING ACID OR THE ABLITY TO CHANGE THE STRUCTURE OF AN OBJECT AT WILL? THIS FILM IS DRIVING ME CRAZY AT 2 IN THE MORNING.

    • @ShadeSlayer1911
      @ShadeSlayer1911 Před 6 lety +4

      Rork, The Game Master this house could win a death battle against skynet

    • @Nionivek
      @Nionivek Před 6 lety +9

      I seriously wonder why they installed a lightning generator into the house. I don't even think that lightning was supposed to be fake.

  • @hi_im_roman
    @hi_im_roman Před 6 lety +156

    "Open the door, Pat."
    "I'm sorry Nick, I'm afraid I can't do that."

  • @quinnarnold8733
    @quinnarnold8733 Před 4 lety +32

    Woah! I never noticed how during the scene where PAT says "I'll miss you all very much," the score is taking elements from "Hush Little Baby." That's a surprisingly clever touch for a DCOM.

  • @jumponeverything
    @jumponeverything Před 7 lety +197

    I guess that something went wrong with pat's *Mother* board.

    • @zhazha23
      @zhazha23 Před 7 lety +36

      Why do I get the feeling the entire film was made around that pun?

    • @ASLTheatre
      @ASLTheatre Před 7 lety +5

      Yet they never made that joke in the movie. The shame.

  • @DrFeelGoood
    @DrFeelGoood Před 6 lety +1410

    the scene when the dad was talking to ben about the mom and he was like "because youre not the only one who lost someone ben" it actually made me really sad. that dads a really good actor.

    • @Stonezorz
      @Stonezorz Před 5 lety +250

      That bit got me too, very strong delivery on that line. Gotta respect the way that heavy subject matter was handled

    • @BeardFaceSuper
      @BeardFaceSuper Před 4 lety +158

      Tuna noodle! My favorite.

    • @quinnarnold8733
      @quinnarnold8733 Před 4 lety +87

      When that scene played in this video it reverberated within me and I realized how much it actually stuck with me over the years. It was really well delivered.

    • @AlxHotCocoaMan
      @AlxHotCocoaMan Před 4 lety +19

      Tuna noodle! My favorite.

    • @Dank_Ambrosia-13
      @Dank_Ambrosia-13 Před 3 lety +13

      Yeah that line hit different....even now re-watching it...

  • @AceAttorny
    @AceAttorny Před 3 lety +198

    Y'know, maybe Pat was onto something with that whole "why would anybody want to go outside anyhow" thing after all.

    • @nessamillikan6247
      @nessamillikan6247 Před rokem +8

      The only two reasons I can think of are
      1) to buy food
      2) to make money to buy food.

    • @BrodieMurphy-bl9zb
      @BrodieMurphy-bl9zb Před měsícem

      ​@@nessamillikan6247 you forgot one. 3:recover from motion sickness

  • @stoshu9584
    @stoshu9584 Před 5 lety +208

    90% Chairs
    10% Tuna Noodle (my favorite)
    100% Reason to Remember the Name

  • @Kryptnyt
    @Kryptnyt Před 7 lety +850

    I feel like this movie is missing a scene where the momhouse tries to seduce the dad and very nearly succeeds.

    • @nejdalej
      @nejdalej Před 6 lety +60

      Kryptnyt I shouldn't agree with you so wholeheartedly xD

    • @aaronthebox
      @aaronthebox Před 6 lety +157

      Kryptnyt "Oh my Nick! You seem to have dropped some cookie crumbs right onto your crotch, let me vacuum those up for you..."

    • @Nionivek
      @Nionivek Před 6 lety +42

      It... KIND of happens in the movie.

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 Před 6 lety +15

      Aaron Carnes but it's a Disney FAMILY movie. That would be the least possible outcome exept for a bit flirting here and there

    • @queenofsiam1183
      @queenofsiam1183 Před 6 lety +4

      Aaron Carnes I wish I could like your comment 99 more times

  • @IanJHelm
    @IanJHelm Před 7 lety +680

    _AHH!_
    *P A R T Y*

    • @TheFrenkenator
      @TheFrenkenator Před 7 lety +13

      Ian Helm Please assume the party position

    • @MatB2
      @MatB2 Před 7 lety +22

      Tuna noodle! My favorite!

    • @razilla2
      @razilla2 Před 7 lety +6

      Matthew Guyson OWWW

    • @pinecone9619
      @pinecone9619 Před 7 lety +6

      Ian Helm Uhhh, socializing!

    • @masonallen3961
      @masonallen3961 Před 7 lety +3

      Wonder What Zoidberg would say about that.

  • @1912RamblerFan01
    @1912RamblerFan01 Před 4 lety +74

    7:49 I lost it at "These kids look like they've been licking power outlets."
    The only DCOM I remember is Luck of the Irish, which I've been told is still played every St. Patrick's Day. I don't remember watching any of the other ones...

    • @christinecrawford
      @christinecrawford Před 3 lety

      Ha! Luck of the Irish, ~also~ starring Ryan Merriman! My 30 year old daughter loves both of these movies just for that reason. lol

    • @rotisseriepossum
      @rotisseriepossum Před 3 lety

      Wait do they still play it?

    • @GalaxyEighty
      @GalaxyEighty Před 2 lety +1

      @@rotisseriepossum they still play it

  • @edgarnello9165
    @edgarnello9165 Před 5 lety +71

    That looks like the houses i make in the sims huge and empty with lots of chairs

    • @Z64sports
      @Z64sports Před 2 lety +2

      The only house I remember making is a weird 3 wall triangle house

  • @HissinSpit
    @HissinSpit Před 7 lety +525

    "Chair. Chair. Chair. Chair. There are so many freaking chairs."
    LGR would be quite pleased.

  • @KaletheQuick
    @KaletheQuick Před 7 lety +1422

    I got a lobster commercial while watching this.
    They probably hacked my webcam and saw my bib.

    • @tkmry158
      @tkmry158 Před 7 lety +72

      Prepared at all times

    • @otakumarcus
      @otakumarcus Před 7 lety +13

      KaletheQuick "buy more lobster"

    • @Technotoadnotafrog
      @Technotoadnotafrog Před 7 lety +21

      Sure, they "hacked" your webcam.
      Because they certainly don't have full access to it at all times to start with. (Now where did I put my foil hat?)

    • @bardy8674
      @bardy8674 Před 6 lety +5

      What does this have to do with the movie. Wait, do they like lobster?

    • @benmasta5814
      @benmasta5814 Před 6 lety

      technotoadnotafrog you can use my foil hat. I put it on my monitor for you.

  • @mattkillam2033
    @mattkillam2033 Před 6 lety +55

    "I'm sorry I can't do that, nick." Was that a 2001 a space Oddisey reference?

  • @dominicaccardo8050
    @dominicaccardo8050 Před 3 lety +65

    Can we normalize “tuna-noodle” as a word that fits into any context

  • @timothyhicks3643
    @timothyhicks3643 Před 7 lety +48

    21:13
    "Open the door, Pat!"
    "I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

    • @masonallen3961
      @masonallen3961 Před 7 lety +13

      Timothy Hicks The weirdest thing is there was a Futurama episode that parodied that scene. Only instead of Leela being the computer she was the human.

  • @Linkophere
    @Linkophere Před 7 lety +281

    🎵"Mama's gunna buy you a TUNA NOODLE MY FAVORITE

    • @TheBattlesword
      @TheBattlesword Před 6 lety +1

      Linkophere that's not funny!
      It was never funny!
      IT'S NEVER GOING TO BE FUNNY!

    • @BrodieMurphy-bl9zb
      @BrodieMurphy-bl9zb Před měsícem

      ​@@TheBattlesword incorrect its funny now

  • @oi4751
    @oi4751 Před 5 lety +35

    I can't stop hearing leela from futurama everytime the house talks. Kinda trippy.

  • @chrisms_96
    @chrisms_96 Před 2 lety +25

    If Pat is constantly scanning the inhabitants of the house, wouldn't she be able to tell immediately that Ben didn't really have appendicitis? 🤔

    • @Anastas1786
      @Anastas1786 Před rokem +6

      Now that you mention it... PAT _was_ able to inspect Angie closely enough _while she was sleeping, covered by blankets_ to determine _exactly what outfit_ she _would've_ picked out had she been allowed to choose. I don't know _what_ non-verbal information a computer would need to make that (apparently _correct)_ decision, but _surely_ it must go deeper than a skin temperature reading cross-referenced with the local weather report...

  • @PineappleLiar
    @PineappleLiar Před 6 lety +749

    18:00 I like how the dad is able to assume that the kids threw this giant party just from one jacket on a fern. Really was it so hard to just lie and say 'oh this girls from school came over for a bit by surprise. She must've accidentally left her jacket here'. There is literally no other evidence that a party was thrown, it would've been easy.

    • @lazarose
      @lazarose Před 5 lety +92

      Do you dare question movie logic? Its a proven fact humans are another type of species in movies, making them severally unintelligent

    • @areeeeon
      @areeeeon Před 5 lety +44

      @@lazarose Wouldnt they be selectively intelligent by having the dad be able to tell there was a party?

    • @Airanan
      @Airanan Před 5 lety +13

      Must have happened before........ Or he thinks they had a sex worker or something........

    • @CherryFrog321
      @CherryFrog321 Před 3 lety +6

      That's what I've always thought since I first watched this as a kid. lol.

    • @fastasgaupthebargaining7174
      @fastasgaupthebargaining7174 Před 3 lety +2

      Whould that really be the best lie having people come over late at night I don't think the dad whould like that either

  • @domomess4719
    @domomess4719 Před 7 lety +501

    This movie went from 0 to 2001 A Space Odyssey real quick.

    • @DearDantalion
      @DearDantalion Před 7 lety +12

      Domo Mess oh shit my favorite

    • @shorterneilisbored7078
      @shorterneilisbored7078 Před 7 lety +24

      My god
      It's full of tuna noodles

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 Před 6 lety

      Only that the main issue here is not a logical mashine becoming a pathological liar but a dumb kid who doesn't want his dad to be happy

    • @EvilTurkeySlices
      @EvilTurkeySlices Před 5 lety +2

      This movie is actually better than 2001 a space odyssey.

    • @bALDbOY85
      @bALDbOY85 Před 5 lety +3

      @@EvilTurkeySlices found the zoomer

  • @FortuneCookiekl
    @FortuneCookiekl Před 5 lety +53

    Should review the other movie that actor is in. Where he REALLY loves basketball in Luck of the Irish

    • @AdeDueDamballa.
      @AdeDueDamballa. Před 3 lety +2

      The one where he gets sliced in half by a metal rod and some chicks have an unfortunate time on the tanning beds? Lmfao

    • @quiggs8361
      @quiggs8361 Před 2 lety

      @@AdeDueDamballa. that was not that kid in one of the Final Destination movies, was it!? No waaay. I don’t remember

  • @Scrofar
    @Scrofar Před rokem +9

    "Pat begins to construct a body for herself, she seems very pleased with her fingers"
    I can't believe Smart House accurately predicted AI-generated images from 2022.

  • @CIA871
    @CIA871 Před 6 lety +603

    it is called the house of the future and can do basically anything you want it to do then it breaks from them asking for two smoothies

    • @SuperCatfire
      @SuperCatfire Před 5 lety +20

      just because it CAN doesnt mean it always DOES

    • @TXFDA
      @TXFDA Před 5 lety +37

      I mean.... TWO smoothies is double the original amount of smoothies. That's a lot of computing power required to figure out what to do.

    • @debsy101games
      @debsy101games Před 5 lety +10

      An excellent critique of modern technology from Smart House

    • @imnotthewalrus880
      @imnotthewalrus880 Před 5 lety +5

      So.... Basically the VERY iffy logic most highly complex devices now a days...

    • @seanmontgomery801
      @seanmontgomery801 Před 4 lety +2

      I love that movie "Smart House".It was sad when the kids lost their mom, but who played her in the movie?The boy that delivered the paper is doing his best,however it seems that the PAT (Katey Sagal) Smart House was being too expecting and demanding.

  • @jacobfarmer9743
    @jacobfarmer9743 Před 7 lety +383

    the third most 90s moment is when that popular girl shows up to the party wearing a shit ton of butterfly clips

    • @itskindofemily
      @itskindofemily Před 2 lety +7

      I have exactly 4 butterfly clips from my childhood, I'm gonna be the 5th most popular at this rate :(

  • @Turbuggy
    @Turbuggy Před 5 lety +46

    This movie makes me think strongly of Ray Bradbury’s “The Veldt”.

  • @sakurabluesx
    @sakurabluesx Před 5 lety +36

    When I think of this movie, I just think of “Jump, jump the house is jumpennn’!”

  • @DPadGamer
    @DPadGamer Před 7 lety +609

    Smart house... is in the middle of our street smaaaart house...

  • @olivius8891
    @olivius8891 Před 7 lety +268

    Those are not oranges. They were B A S K E T B A L L S.

    • @olivius8891
      @olivius8891 Před 7 lety +6

      I wanted orange, it gave me lemon lime.

    • @datguynuma3730
      @datguynuma3730 Před 6 lety

      Deus Morris I wanted an orange once, the house gave me an apple.

    • @andrzejcuper8951
      @andrzejcuper8951 Před 5 lety

      They were not oranges. They were T U N A N O O D L E

  • @MJJ1390
    @MJJ1390 Před 6 lety +54

    C A P T A I N C O C K B L O C K

  • @reviathan3524
    @reviathan3524 Před 4 lety +13

    20:16 Man, that line delivery was so powerful...

  • @dawn__to__dusk9129
    @dawn__to__dusk9129 Před 6 lety +876

    The bullies look like edgy Smash Mouth

    • @Airanan
      @Airanan Před 5 lety +42

      “Hey now!
      You’re an edgelord!
      Get your show on,
      Get bored!”

    • @hotelmario510
      @hotelmario510 Před 5 lety +31

      >implying Smash Mouth are not edgy Smash Mouth

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 Před 4 lety +13

      _Oh the late '90's._ Gotta love the late '90's nostalgia.

    • @karikaru
      @karikaru Před 4 lety +22

      That's actually a young Guy Fieri kicking off his acting career

    • @daniellomas3003
      @daniellomas3003 Před 4 lety +1

      lol...nice

  • @not_jd
    @not_jd Před 6 lety +280

    we never found out if ben liked basketball

  • @peppermint23
    @peppermint23 Před 5 lety +124

    "So do I....on his back"
    wow that was...homoerotic

  • @2bittommy
    @2bittommy Před 3 lety +18

    My family has made it a ritual to watch this episode of yours whenever we have TUNA NOODLE for dinner. MY FAVORITE!!!! Wish I had floor absorbers though :-(

  • @zfrometa8316
    @zfrometa8316 Před 7 lety +316

    Let's
    Watch
    A
    Disney
    Channel
    Movie

    • @TheKpa11
      @TheKpa11 Před 7 lety

      PENNY POLENDINA With the "A" makes me think Mario is saying that

    • @brony4869
      @brony4869 Před 7 lety

      Channel
      Movie

    • @brutalmoose
      @brutalmoose  Před 7 lety +25

      WE GONNA WATCH

    • @zfrometa8316
      @zfrometa8316 Před 7 lety +5

      brutalmoose Holy shit it you its Tuna Noodle my favorite

    • @matthewhunter1193
      @matthewhunter1193 Před 7 lety +10

      A DISNEY CHANNEL MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @thefoxoflaurels3437
    @thefoxoflaurels3437 Před 7 lety +502

    An AI becomes sentient and attempts to form an actual bond with her family whom she grows to love but is relegated to a slave role

    • @rev9279
      @rev9279 Před 6 lety +82

      MY FAVORITE

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 Před 6 lety +54

      Like the great RebelTaxi said, if robots become sentient and a normal part of our society they will not respond nicely to some of the past movies about said robots.

    • @Nionivek
      @Nionivek Před 6 lety +13

      Well sort of. That assumes Robots are "Us except machines". I am sure the part robots wouldn't like is how many of them involve robots hurting people, and not the "subservience" aspect.

    • @Nionivek
      @Nionivek Před 6 lety +12

      It was because she learned what having a family is and wanted to have that OVER being a slave. She was no longer a simple AI that had no attachment here or there over how she is treated. Yet what was her undoing was that she was still an AI and all her attempts to be closer and comfort her family just distanced her, it was not only futile but she was just hurting the people she grown to love.

    • @Abfallkannibale
      @Abfallkannibale Před 6 lety +8

      It has to be destroyed. Ad victoriam.

  • @Mir_Teiwaz
    @Mir_Teiwaz Před 4 lety +7

    I think the more important question with the oranges is: how does she keep all those things fresh, but also ready to use at any time?

  • @Chrissybabe1095
    @Chrissybabe1095 Před 5 lety +22

    Damn didnt know Ben had friends other than his basketball

  • @ladynightmare_13
    @ladynightmare_13 Před 7 lety +252

    I JUST realized Ben is into basketball.

    • @caitlinrobinson6812
      @caitlinrobinson6812 Před 7 lety +38

      Claudia DeLaney hmm.. I don't know. It is hard to tell.

    • @carlossmith1094
      @carlossmith1094 Před 6 lety +11

      But that's just a theory, a FILM THEORY! Thanks for watching!

    • @glonk7374
      @glonk7374 Před 6 lety +4

      Carlos Smith no stop, please don't.

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 Před 6 lety +9

      Are basketballs the key to immortality in the Smart House universe? Find out next time on FILM THEORY!

    • @williamweaver7854
      @williamweaver7854 Před 6 lety

      LadyNightmare13 YOU CAN'T PROVE IT LIES AND SLANDER

  • @danimarie1381
    @danimarie1381 Před 7 lety +293

    You should review DCOM The Thirteenth Year, the movie where the kid turns into a mermaid on his 13th birthday for some reason.

    • @andrewollmann304
      @andrewollmann304 Před 7 lety +12

      Dani Marie Also, the merman has lightning powers...for some reason.

    • @TheGreg7291
      @TheGreg7291 Před 7 lety +29

      Dani Marie and the luck of the Irish where a guy becomes a leprechaun while playing basketball

    • @anniehoward7333
      @anniehoward7333 Před 7 lety +9

      Dani Marie Now that I think about the Disney channel movies I watched growing up, they were very out there with ideas.

    • @SirKibble15
      @SirKibble15 Před 7 lety +18

      god the luck of the irish...that brings me back. ALSO XENON PLZ

    • @Gkvfflowergirl
      @Gkvfflowergirl Před 7 lety +4

      Dani Marie Is that what that movie was called? A Disney Channel movie like that happened to be recorded on this VHS my elementary teacher was showing us, and she just left it on for the rest of the day since we were having a party. Although I never finished it or got the name. If that is the movie I should go find it to relive the memories.

  • @Davidmadden19
    @Davidmadden19 Před 5 lety +21

    As a child that orange problem always bugged me too 😂

  • @nlmnyc
    @nlmnyc Před 4 lety +21

    The dad in this is one of the surprised new dads in the EPT pregnancy test commercial from your Mystery Tape episode!

  • @wittybanter96
    @wittybanter96 Před 7 lety +219

    I think we can all agree Tuna Noodle is going to take the world by storm again very soon

  • @aaronthebox
    @aaronthebox Před 6 lety +1067

    I wonder how Ben would've felt if his dad wanted to date a basketball?

  • @Tshot88
    @Tshot88 Před 3 lety +6

    That electric door knob bit had my sides hurting!

  • @100percentdead
    @100percentdead Před 5 lety +15

    I remember watching a portion of that movie at my grandparents when I was about 6 and I thought about it a lot growing up; not because it was cool or anything, just because it was a weird ass movie

  • @malex2077
    @malex2077 Před 7 lety +54

    21:28 I feel that this is a legitimate outcome that could happen with a general-purpose AI controlling a house. The AI would have the goal to keep the family safe, and it would conclude that the best way to achieve that goal would be to completely lock the family inside the house.

    • @Cajek2
      @Cajek2 Před 7 lety +4

      Matthew A this is a legitimate concern in ai Tuna noodles SYSTEM BASKETBALL OVERRIDE

    • @malex2077
      @malex2077 Před 7 lety +3

      tuna noodle? My favorite!

    • @tonyhakston536
      @tonyhakston536 Před 7 lety +16

      "System override: acknowledge last directive."
      If you make an AI and allow it to assume control of ANYTHING, you gotta give it that feature.

    • @GeriatricFan1963
      @GeriatricFan1963 Před 7 lety +16

      KEEP SUMMER SAFE

  • @kyoyameganebereznoff
    @kyoyameganebereznoff Před 6 lety +440

    It should have been "I'm sorry, Nick. I'm afraid I can't do that."

    • @daedalus6433
      @daedalus6433 Před 5 lety +29

      When the Smart House is a knockoff HAL 9000.

    • @AriochStarr
      @AriochStarr Před 5 lety +8

      I've never seen the tilm (2001 A Space Odyssey, I think...) but that was my thought too.

    • @antonydyatlov5651
      @antonydyatlov5651 Před 4 lety

      It's already been done - check out the film "Demon Seed".

    • @Corkoth55
      @Corkoth55 Před 4 lety +1

      i guess they figured that would have been a little too on the nose

  • @1WEareBUFO1
    @1WEareBUFO1 Před 4 lety +10

    that levar burton fact is going to be awkwardly inserted into all my conversations, now

  • @hanyuukawaiinanodesu
    @hanyuukawaiinanodesu Před 5 lety +59

    i got an advertisement for "smart home security"
    im scared

  • @autumnleaf3667
    @autumnleaf3667 Před 6 lety +264

    “Party of the month, nah the party of the year” you didn’t just quote Aaron Carter, did you?

    • @Davidmadden19
      @Davidmadden19 Před 5 lety +7

      Autumn Leaf, what are we going to do with you?

  • @Giblerrr
    @Giblerrr Před 7 lety +715

    2 uploads and its only been half a month??? what kind of sorcery is this brutalmoose

    • @jjm8274
      @jjm8274 Před 7 lety +12

      Gibler televoid sorcery

    • @Giblerrr
      @Giblerrr Před 7 lety +8

      Ink Man the best kind of sorcery

    • @troxxfeh4216
      @troxxfeh4216 Před 7 lety +6

      d o u b l e
      u p l o a d

    • @bogumilaczwakiel5579
      @bogumilaczwakiel5579 Před 7 lety

      Domesticumbreon you the best duds vg💩😱😝😀😷😊🐩😖😖😭😆

    • @NoeLPZC
      @NoeLPZC Před 7 lety +9

      sponsorship

  • @pass9786
    @pass9786 Před 6 lety +74

    That house is *T H I C C*

  • @itzbender948
    @itzbender948 Před 4 lety +3

    Pat is played by Katey Sagal who happens to be the voice actress for Leela in Futurama

  • @gaminglol1167
    @gaminglol1167 Před 7 lety +171

    tuna noodle, my favorite

  • @malmamia8912
    @malmamia8912 Před 7 lety +57

    Those aren't oranges. Those are just tiny... Basketballs

    • @mrnat3058
      @mrnat3058 Před 7 lety

      They're small orange TUNA NOODLE MY FAVORITE

  • @Music7Ada
    @Music7Ada Před 5 lety +7

    20:39
    Hey smart house, pat here, where are you fingers?

  • @TheThirdDaySH
    @TheThirdDaySH Před rokem +3

    20:39 Pat is simply impress she got the number of fingers right. Hey I generated art always messes up the hands. This is an incredibly accurate look into our future.

  • @SherbertHusky
    @SherbertHusky Před 7 lety +248

    Wet noodles + meat + cream of mushroom soup = stroganoff. Have you never had it?

    • @tylerpreston699
      @tylerpreston699 Před 7 lety +20

      TheSkyHadAWeegee then why did the dad say it was tuna noodle then? dad's a idiot if that's the case

    • @alexanderroberts9373
      @alexanderroberts9373 Před 7 lety +19

      Tyler Preston it's tuna casserole. Marconi, tuna, Cheese on top. It's awesome oh also mushroom soup but mushrooms suck

    • @tylerpreston699
      @tylerpreston699 Před 7 lety +3

      toa ventron 12 huh. I'll try making one. thanks for the tip

    • @redshepherd32
      @redshepherd32 Před 6 lety +8

      at least put some seasoning/onions/maybe some additional sauce in. Unless the meat or soup was already seasoned, then it's just being lazy. If you have a spice rack, USE IT!!! It's not there for decoration alone. XD

    • @ChakkyCharizard
      @ChakkyCharizard Před 6 lety +1

      Stroganoff is one of the worst things on the planet.

  • @Blessious
    @Blessious Před 7 lety +124

    Man, this movie was my jam back in the day. Definitally was cool seeing it again, plus I had no idea that LeVar Burton directed it. MIND. BLOWN

    • @lucasbell4831
      @lucasbell4831 Před 5 lety +1

      Sir. "Definitely." Not this made-up word you used.

    • @gunnymaru2900
      @gunnymaru2900 Před 2 lety +8

      @@lucasbell4831 You waited two years to be a dickhead, and it took me two years to call you out on it.

  • @aguy7848
    @aguy7848 Před 5 lety +24

    Who else still remembers this movie? I thought the self cleaning carpets and perfect food was the coolest shit growing up.

  • @SuperKawaiiCupcakes
    @SuperKawaiiCupcakes Před 4 lety +2

    Brb, subscribing. I needed a long movie to wash dishes to, and this is absolutely stellar. I love your voice, humor, and the way you go into details while still keeping it exciting. Thanks! Sometimes CZcams recommendations really hits the mark!

  • @peedfarded
    @peedfarded Před 6 lety +372

    I vaguely remember this movie. This was a really strange experience,

    • @daneboyzen828
      @daneboyzen828 Před 6 lety +1

      UGANDAN KNUCKLES
      Do yu kno da wey?

    • @randonlando418
      @randonlando418 Před 5 lety +2

      Dane Boyzen oh no.... not Ugandan knuckles!

    • @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
      @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks Před 5 lety +1

      Some Cynical Asshole i was terrified of this movie as a kid

  • @IAMLH
    @IAMLH Před 7 lety +306

    *PULL UP YOUR SHORTS, FRY!*

    • @SirChubbyBunny
      @SirChubbyBunny Před 6 lety +6

      OW

    • @miraclewade4466
      @miraclewade4466 Před 6 lety

      your channel is ancient

    • @SirChubbyBunny
      @SirChubbyBunny Před 6 lety

      2purple Pianos Me? I've been around since 2006 with alt channels. So yeah, I'm ancient.

    • @capaya8139
      @capaya8139 Před 6 lety

      SirChubbyBunny not you, the person who made the comment in the first place. They've been uploading since 2007

  • @leethompson-kolar6333
    @leethompson-kolar6333 Před 4 lety +9

    22:01 How hypocritical of you, Brutalmoose. Your mother was your house at one point in life.

  • @legatebunyuk4853
    @legatebunyuk4853 Před 5 lety +12

    where you the one who added the victory day march for patts "threatening footage of the outside world" for a meme or was it the movie?

  • @Kenpokid4
    @Kenpokid4 Před 7 lety +134

    You are like, personally offended by the interior decoration of this house.

    • @darkninjafirefox
      @darkninjafirefox Před 6 lety +12

      Kenpokid4 and you're not? those chairs with those lamps? Not in my dcom

  • @Silver-oi6mu
    @Silver-oi6mu Před 7 lety +274

    Hearing Leela with that robot filter over her is making me uncomfortable.

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 Před 6 lety +9

      Silver Dabu reminds me on the one episode where Leela believed to be a robot and they started a robolution

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 Před 6 lety +9

      Project1114 i mixed the Mutant Revolution with their visit on Chaplek 9, the human hating robot planet, where Fry and Leela disguised themselves as robots. Got it a bit mixed up in my head

    • @regirayquaza
      @regirayquaza Před 5 lety

      Brainbot Jezebel My favorite episode.

    • @copium5513
      @copium5513 Před 5 lety +5

      Like when leela became sans undertale and yeeted on them

    • @Vir-Waterfall
      @Vir-Waterfall Před 5 lety

      Well she time traveled here so might as well.

  • @judeevans8303
    @judeevans8303 Před 3 lety +4

    I watched this when i was younger, i forgot everything about that movie except the scene where the floor sucks up all the mess, that always stayed with me.

  • @chelanmoly8281
    @chelanmoly8281 Před 5 lety +9

    I forgot ALL ABOUT this movie! Probably because I'm a late 90s child so a lot of dcom films memories are pretty vague for me but WOW I definitely remember watching this one as a kid! Major throwback~ ;7;

  • @DrewberTravels
    @DrewberTravels Před 6 lety +317

    Lockers are always huge in TV shows. I have never actually seen a locker that could fit a person inside it.

    • @emptyspotlight
      @emptyspotlight Před 5 lety +21

      We had those top locker and bottom lockers.

    • @snowyicicle1335
      @snowyicicle1335 Před 5 lety +9

      In 5th and 6th grade I had lockers that big

    • @JovialDaze
      @JovialDaze Před 4 lety +5

      I could fit in my high school locker. But then again I was 5'5 weighing 135 😂

    • @endorneyodera4366
      @endorneyodera4366 Před 3 lety +11

      Id be lucky to fit a backpack in my old lockers

    • @evanharrison4054
      @evanharrison4054 Před 2 lety +1

      We had big lockers like that, but then again, they were from the 60s or 70s. They were giant, sheet metal boxes with reinforced edges and the whole unit(about 4 lockers) weighed about a metric halfton.
      I think they still make them, but with an L-shape shelf in the middle so you can't stuff someone inside. They're also pretty much all just made of plywood and pressboard garbage that starts flaking off after about a year.

  • @raggedyanarchist
    @raggedyanarchist Před 7 lety +60

    what is "feed my tuna noodle to the carpet" a euphemism for?

    • @anglosaxiphone8246
      @anglosaxiphone8246 Před 7 lety +28

      Ruby Doomsday lesbian sex with an aphrodisiac

    • @cheesewizard8943
      @cheesewizard8943 Před 6 lety

      Screwing a bunny rabbit in every orifice in its body with a stick of celery coating in peanut butter, honey, and your own jizz

    • @virkdoeswork
      @virkdoeswork Před 5 lety

      WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PPL

  • @mipmipmipmipmip
    @mipmipmipmipmip Před 2 lety +2

    21:20 the family should ask Sara one time why she thought it a good design idea to include locking metal panels

  • @ophiolatrix
    @ophiolatrix Před 4 lety +14

    I feel like Pat maybe should deserve personhood since we know she's sentient and has her own feelings, but that she still doesn't deserve to be their mom not because she's "not real" but because she's a horrible person who's gotten violent with them.
    Anyway, Tuna Noodle happens to be my favorite as well.

  • @critically.panned
    @critically.panned Před 7 lety +42

    I fucking LOVED this movie growing up. One thing that I never understood, though, is why the oranges foamed up. I still think about it every now and then 🤔

    • @MakoClover
      @MakoClover Před 7 lety +1

      Danni Caboodle he wanted a smoothie, so id assume the foam came from the milk/yogurt? why it came through there i'm not sure but..

  • @Giblerrr
    @Giblerrr Před 7 lety +243

    *brutalmoose uploads* me: drops everything

    • @TheSilentFool
      @TheSilentFool Před 7 lety +51

      That's cool, the floor will absorb it.

  • @lieutenantlettuce8306
    @lieutenantlettuce8306 Před 5 lety +3

    Soundproof walls, liquid absorbing floor, built in shock system, and easy to access mainframe. The perfect house for the perfect crime.

  • @BrendanJSmith
    @BrendanJSmith Před 4 lety +25

    I’m disappointed that “Our House” is nowhere to be found in the movie’s soundtrack.

  • @PaladinLuke
    @PaladinLuke Před 7 lety +77

    Pat takes the souls of anyone who gets comfortable inside her, crushes their corpses, finely grinds them, and then liquidizes all of their belongings. Then she mixes it all together and molds the mixture into a spherical shape, colors them, and makes the spheres flavored.
    That's how she gets all those oranges.

    • @bul13ts
      @bul13ts Před 7 lety +5

      But she was only recently constructed, and this is the first family to move in. Not to mention, if any of those families has more than one orange, the whole system becomes unsustainable.
      I for one think she uses highly sophisticated nano technology to repurpose the family's waste material into near perfect imitations of various kinds of foods, including fresh fruit, and with considerably little effort, chocolate chips. In other words, that kid's gonna spend the rest of his life eating his own shit for breakfast.

    • @PaladinLuke
      @PaladinLuke Před 7 lety +1

      Poirot's Mustache Sure, but then what happened to the guy working with Sarah at the beginning? Don't you know how many oranges he could make?

    • @nutlet1
      @nutlet1 Před 7 lety

      That sounds like an scp

  • @TheGodshatter
    @TheGodshatter Před 6 lety +113

    Is it "REALLY" a "SMART HOUSE" if I can't feed it my tuna noodle!?
    A question I ask myself everyday.

  • @KellyProto22
    @KellyProto22 Před 5 lety +19

    After being denied in the Smart House, PAT's AI left and went out to become a leather jacket wearing matriarch in an illegal gun running biker gang.
    Gemma Teller was born.

  • @LLWW
    @LLWW Před 5 lety +7

    I wanted that house so much growing up lol. Also 10/10 still need floor absorbers

  • @hardman666
    @hardman666 Před 7 lety +90

    Anyone imagining Leela when hearing the house talk?

  • @LesleyADragon
    @LesleyADragon Před 7 lety +45

    To be honest, the idea of a smart house somehow fulfilling a parental (emotional) role in the absence of a dead human parent is an excellent science fiction premise. Would've been interesting if they'd gone in that direction.

    • @colefisher1240
      @colefisher1240 Před 7 lety

      I read it in 6th grade. It's so dark! Lol. And I feel like it ties into the same universe as Fahrenheit and the pedestrian

  • @Phrikeares
    @Phrikeares Před 4 lety +11

    15:30 Wow the age range at that party is like 6 to 25.
    Look at the adults in the background

    • @elisabetrouge
      @elisabetrouge Před 2 lety +2

      I wonder if they put all their child actors in the shot then realized there was too much empty space and had to put adults in hoping no one would notice.

    • @mellow_mallow
      @mellow_mallow Před 2 lety

      They may be hosting a secret party but they're smart enough to bring chaperones in case something goes wrong

  • @JonathanRodd
    @JonathanRodd Před 4 lety +5

    instead of the "That's what i call a reading rainbow" line, you could have said something like "Now that's quite an enterprise"

  • @guywithpc7069
    @guywithpc7069 Před 7 lety +92

    Brutal Moose + 90s spike hair = when?

    • @brutalmoose
      @brutalmoose  Před 7 lety +103

      You missed it. It was in the 90s and it was regrettable.

    • @matthewhunter1193
      @matthewhunter1193 Před 7 lety +3

      90s Spiked haired Brutal Moose, of course!

    • @Geegs
      @Geegs Před 7 lety +2

      Don't worry. We got GrandmaMoose now.

    • @P-lo_ol-9
      @P-lo_ol-9 Před 7 lety

      I had that and loved it!
      ... aaaaah the 90s... a simpler time

  • @critaper328
    @critaper328 Před 7 lety +149

    Tuna noodle, my favorite!

  • @kimberlys8422
    @kimberlys8422 Před 4 lety +44

    You never realize how ridiculous these movies are until you re-watch them as an a-dult.