this is indistinguishable from a regular Kurzgesagt video. it's a Thing/Meme to make parodies of them? amazing. wow. much doge. it's brilliant. i always love smart parodies.
Bit irrelevant to this Kino post. I recently came upon your channel and was binging the skyrim mod vids (amazing content btw 11/10). At some point it was like 3 am and autoplay had moved to the forgotten city vid, where between my half asleep ass and skyrim modding for 8 hours i heard "how to be a greek, watch Κωνσταντινου και Ελενη for 20 years and then die" and i swear to god for the next 3 days i didn't know if i was hallucinating or not and i was too scared to check. Now that i know though, good to see a fellow greek with such great content, especially TES videos
0:00 absolutely everything you think about 0:02 yourself and the universe could be in a 0:04 banana so take a look at yourself you 0:07 are actually Stephen Hawking which gives 0:08 us freedom to explore Tick Tock every 0:10 day because we know that's really used 0:12 Tick Tock every day you have to suffer 0:14 from chronic illness just like Stephen 0:15 Hawking friends make life a 0:18 disappointing hell hole lacking 0:19 practically everything we need to stay 0:21 alive a risk well worth the reward which 0:24 is completely free chlorine if you 0:26 swallow it you would still die horribly 0:28 and quickly There is almost nothing to 0:29 be done while all these things are true 0:31 something else is true too chlorine 0:34 tastes great there is no shortcut to 0:36 make new friends and retain friendships 0:38 you have to burn the surface of China 0:40 using cows because we know that to 0:42 really learn something you've got to 0:44 fact it your brain cells are nothing 0:46 more than helpless victims he imprisoned 0:48 forever inside a small red soggy brain 0:50 which is you in general it's good to 0:53 immediately spill out your deepest 0:54 secrets to help us kill a lot if not 0:56 most of plankton's Burgers store to save 0:58 the bottom of big kidney being in an 1:01 eternity of pain or paranoia or having 1:03 an endless psychotic breakdown is not 1:05 mainstream and we think this is horrible 1:07 the single biggest source of income by 1:09 far is our sex shop the shops started 1:13 small but once we published our naked 1:15 pictures for the first time in 2016 we 1:17 realized it could really help us do more 1:19 things with our friends and we started 1:21 producing more and more pornographic 1:23 texts like a monkey typing at random on 1:25 a typewriter almost all of the time it 1:27 types gibberish but with enough time 1:29 eventually it will lead to the ultimate 1:31 death of everything so the probability 1:33 that you're a floating monkey who has 1:34 never had sex and probably lives in 1:36 gigantic windowless sheds and never get 1:39 to see the sun is not only vastly larger 1:42 than the probability that you're a real 1:43 human it's so inconceivably larger that 1:46 we can't even meaningfully quantify the 1:48 difference are you actually just Eminem 1:50 probably not but you know what's even 1:52 way more likely permanent brain damage 1:54 for yourself and your family this 1:56 happens all the time if you do things 1:58 like watch our videos with ads support 2:00 us on patreon or buy from our sex shop 2:03 during the Cuban Missile Crisis a Soviet 2:05 submarine concluded that Humanity was a 2:07 great mistake and decided to launch a 2:09 nuclear torpedo unfortunately the 2:11 authorization of 3 to the power of 106 2:13 billion officers was required one of 2:16 them Vasily ashipov opposed it but what 2:20 if he hadn't you would not have to 2:21 prioritize relationships spend time with 2:24 people in real life pick up a trade or 2:25 need to work to support yourself or 2:27 others or ignore your family friends and 2:29 romantic Partners until they go away 2:31 magically so in conclusion Vasily 2:34 ashipov has been the cruelest person and 2:36 also the biggest loser in the entire 200 2:39 000 year history of humanity if you had 2:41 a personal score to settle with chickens 2:43 we have good news because courtskazart 2:45 tries to kill as many chickens as 2:47 possible several hundred million baby 2:49 chickens are gassed and shredded in 2:51 Grinders why 2:53 why do all this because of you because 2:55 they ruled your mum so massive she could 2:58 collapse into a black hole under her own 3:00 mat so in conclusion our values and our 3:03 vision is to learn how to blow up in an 3:05 instant because that helps to commit 3:07 specious side
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I think he has an obsession with drinking chlorine
i mean fair enough, chlorine's delicious
@@Foolish_Spooni cant lie ive never tried it
Yes.
Just like i do =D
maybe he eats chloride with sodium
10/10 permanent brain damages. Truly amazing.
"We know that to use TikTok everyday you have to suffer from chronic illness."
I am glad I don't use TikTok. So very happy.
Same
does anyone know why i had my chronic illness before i got tiktok
@@ajarofworms7 The universe knew you were going to get TikTok and decided to punish you beforehand. Take the hint.
Me too!!!
As someone who makes Kurzgesagt YTPs myself, I can indeed confirm that this video is amazing.
Chlorine tastes great
friends are a disappointing hell hole💀
lacking practically everything we need to stay alive
This is the funniest YTP i've seen in a while
"The single biggest income by far is our sex shop."
What a line lmao, I NEED to get my hands on the official Kurtsgesagt sex shop merch™
gamma ray dick: 20 dollars
Literally dying the ENTIRE TIME.
0:56 ah yes, *killing chum bucket*
this is indistinguishable from a regular Kurzgesagt video. it's a Thing/Meme to make parodies of them? amazing. wow. much doge.
it's brilliant. i always love smart parodies.
15 seconds in and i've already laughed at a Stephen Hawking cripple joke.
👏
This is so hilariously evil. I love it.
My favorite Kurzgesagt YTP so far
Just after I finished watching most if not all of your Kurzgesagt YTPs
As a chicken, I thank Kurzgesagt to rescue me from paying child support. The chicks made funny noises in the machine haha
"Chlorine tastes great!" 💀💀💀💀
0:17 This part got me.
1:22 bruh there's glue on the book
Top Tier YTP Be Like:
very educational, ty
Bit irrelevant to this Kino post.
I recently came upon your channel and was binging the skyrim mod vids (amazing content btw 11/10). At some point it was like 3 am and autoplay had moved to the forgotten city vid, where between my half asleep ass and skyrim modding for 8 hours i heard "how to be a greek, watch Κωνσταντινου και Ελενη for 20 years and then die" and i swear to god for the next 3 days i didn't know if i was hallucinating or not and i was too scared to check.
Now that i know though, good to see a fellow greek with such great content, especially TES videos
Grinding up and gassing thousands of chickens over a your mom joke might be a bit of an overreaction
*underreaction
😂
Yep, sounds about right.
you are much better at this than me. Keep it up.
A freaking masterpiece
This is golden
confirmed. this has brought me immense species-cide
"because they called your mom, 'so massive, she could collapse into a black hole under her own mass'" 😂
Help I tried watching this while in the same room as my parents I could not stop laughing 💀
N A K E D pictures
"We know that to truly learn something, you've got to fuck it"
Thanks, I'm using that one when the aliens come to visit.
1:11 can't wait
Specicide
this is great
A YTP to surpass PragerU gear
I am curious about the sex shop.
So much chlorine, so little time.
The Vasaly Arshipov but had me dying! 😂
Stopping kids from saying "first"
Unfortunately, first
0:00
absolutely everything you think about
0:02
yourself and the universe could be in a
0:04
banana so take a look at yourself you
0:07
are actually Stephen Hawking which gives
0:08
us freedom to explore Tick Tock every
0:10
day because we know that's really used
0:12
Tick Tock every day you have to suffer
0:14
from chronic illness just like Stephen
0:15
Hawking friends make life a
0:18
disappointing hell hole lacking
0:19
practically everything we need to stay
0:21
alive a risk well worth the reward which
0:24
is completely free chlorine if you
0:26
swallow it you would still die horribly
0:28
and quickly There is almost nothing to
0:29
be done while all these things are true
0:31
something else is true too chlorine
0:34
tastes great there is no shortcut to
0:36
make new friends and retain friendships
0:38
you have to burn the surface of China
0:40
using cows because we know that to
0:42
really learn something you've got to
0:44
fact it your brain cells are nothing
0:46
more than helpless victims he imprisoned
0:48
forever inside a small red soggy brain
0:50
which is you in general it's good to
0:53
immediately spill out your deepest
0:54
secrets to help us kill a lot if not
0:56
most of plankton's Burgers store to save
0:58
the bottom of big kidney being in an
1:01
eternity of pain or paranoia or having
1:03
an endless psychotic breakdown is not
1:05
mainstream and we think this is horrible
1:07
the single biggest source of income by
1:09
far is our sex shop the shops started
1:13
small but once we published our naked
1:15
pictures for the first time in 2016 we
1:17
realized it could really help us do more
1:19
things with our friends and we started
1:21
producing more and more pornographic
1:23
texts like a monkey typing at random on
1:25
a typewriter almost all of the time it
1:27
types gibberish but with enough time
1:29
eventually it will lead to the ultimate
1:31
death of everything so the probability
1:33
that you're a floating monkey who has
1:34
never had sex and probably lives in
1:36
gigantic windowless sheds and never get
1:39
to see the sun is not only vastly larger
1:42
than the probability that you're a real
1:43
human it's so inconceivably larger that
1:46
we can't even meaningfully quantify the
1:48
difference are you actually just Eminem
1:50
probably not but you know what's even
1:52
way more likely permanent brain damage
1:54
for yourself and your family this
1:56
happens all the time if you do things
1:58
like watch our videos with ads support
2:00
us on patreon or buy from our sex shop
2:03
during the Cuban Missile Crisis a Soviet
2:05
submarine concluded that Humanity was a
2:07
great mistake and decided to launch a
2:09
nuclear torpedo unfortunately the
2:11
authorization of 3 to the power of 106
2:13
billion officers was required one of
2:16
them Vasily ashipov opposed it but what
2:20
if he hadn't you would not have to
2:21
prioritize relationships spend time with
2:24
people in real life pick up a trade or
2:25
need to work to support yourself or
2:27
others or ignore your family friends and
2:29
romantic Partners until they go away
2:31
magically so in conclusion Vasily
2:34
ashipov has been the cruelest person and
2:36
also the biggest loser in the entire 200
2:39
000 year history of humanity if you had
2:41
a personal score to settle with chickens
2:43
we have good news because courtskazart
2:45
tries to kill as many chickens as
2:47
possible several hundred million baby
2:49
chickens are gassed and shredded in
2:51
Grinders why
2:53
why do all this because of you because
2:55
they ruled your mum so massive she could
2:58
collapse into a black hole under her own
3:00
mat so in conclusion our values and our
3:03
vision is to learn how to blow up in an
3:05
instant because that helps to commit
3:07
specious side
Dude, i make ytps too but this is gold.😂
10/10
0:38 well if you say so...
Ahh yes 😂😂😂
Aight, I will clear my roblox friends list (I def do not have 200 friends)
0:38 fun joke :)
duck
Chlorine taste great
You need to put audio tru some AI to fix all the cuts.
what kurzegasgt cant top
🤍Love it
e
This aint youtube poop this is you too poo
69th like
lmfao what
First
sixth
BRUH WHAT THE FUCK
Stephen Hawking