Kickstarter Crap - The Skarp Laser Razor
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Kickstarter Crap / Indiegogo Excrement is a series where I look at failed projects or projects that I have a bad opinion about. Some of the kickstarter projects are from /r/shittykickstarters . Some people request terrible kickstarter projects. Most of the time, I will filter projects by 'newest' and look through them. All the opinions expressed in this video should be taken with a grain of salt. - Komedie
"The lazer is tew stronge" is my new catchphrase
+TA10S *lazer
actually it's lasser cmon he said 3 times
same
Same.
if you look at the text is says "THE LAZER IS TEW STRONGE"
I slit my wrist but I only got to the jelly layer. Razor was ineffective.
that's not what it's for
shut the heck up
***** I said heck ironically
+Alex Grace heck off
heck yourself
The math on that board was bullshit to the highest degree
Eddie Duan I didn't see a single number
The E is the electric filed and the H is the magnetic filed without constant that integral is a double one, in the X and Y coordiantes, both of them from -infinite to +infinite. It's pretty stupid, it's like they took a book of physics and wrote what they say from page 41, 57, and 148.
Eddie Duan i would doubt a single degree was involved
Times India no it isnt
Eddie Duan to the infinite degree
The last time I saw a neck that red JFK was in a convertible
I know this video is two years old but I'm proud of that
Lovely
Christian Bartoletti
Be proud
He got shot in the back of the head
hahahahaha
4 million bucks suspended. Daaaaaamn.
but why?
+Fatman Because they had no prototype.
Jack Graham Thanks
I know if I where a hukster... I would be pissed.
*+Highjack996*
I hope you weren't pissed off by the project's status on kickstarter because * *drumroll* * they moved the project to indiegogo:
www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-skarp-laser-razor-21st-century-shaving#/
And by "moved" I mean they're apparently ignoring whatever's happening with the kickstarter page and they gathered over 500k on indiegogo already. I'm surprised Aeduppps didn't make a follow up video about this shit.
Points & Jokes that didnt make the cut:
-There's other gay lazer-like hair cutters like 'the nono' that work better, but still kind of suck.
-It's not a 'lazer' as we might think of it. It's a fiber that heats up and burns the hair off.
-I'm gay and i like sucking weiners. All types, white, black latino, etc.
you should of have done it
No see you next time?
+iDubbbzTV
How much does it cost to reply to you?
+iDubbbzTV OF if you get razor burn or ingrown hairs, literally jsut gert a DE razor. It's a lot better for you and shaves better and is 100x cheaper than a cartridge razor.
+iDubbbzTV it didn'not maak the coot becus you cud not coot it becus u used a carppy normel laser
USE THE LASER RASER FOR CLEEN COOT JOCKES!
the footage of the laser razor looks like what a serial killer would film
It's lit like a saw film
🤣🤣
“It puts the lazer on its skin or else it gets the hose again”
"The lassers tew stronj" is probably my favorite idubbbz quote of all time
I deadass still call my in-laws cat "lasser rasser" because her name is Lazer lol
What about the skarp lasor rasor
*The lasser is tew stronge*
Wadsmitter indeed. I will fix this now.
v2446v 4 sheelde**
It eeehs tew mouch! IH MOUST DESTROOOEEH
Lonjyoobondyloomeroobotarand Jones Na man his controls were getting loose. Which is why his fleet was loosing the fight
*Pls Nerf*
The lazer is tew stronge!
Soe stronge!
+The Cheekiest of Scrubs i laf verrrrr herd et dat
JediaAssassin That is a very much gewd!
+The Cheekiest of Scrubs illl fouckkkk yuuuuuu upuh
yes strongei
I had a deep cut once, and a bunch of purple shit and popcorn bled out.
Victor Marinelli hey, that's pretty good
A friend of mine cut her vagina once it was bleeding like hell she had to get stiches .
I had to get a new butt mine had a crack in it
I was shaving downstairs and almost lost all my chances for future kids, most of them spilled out on the bathroom floor.
kevin theunicorn why don't I believe you...
So, strangely the skin diagram is the only thing in this project that makes sense. It's actually anatomically correct. Even the popcorn layer is adipose or fat tissue and the swirly straw is a sweat gland.
what is the purple layer?
Aki I want to say muscle, but usually muscle isn’t purple in diagrams.
Wow, did i just learned something from this comment section?
Demon Dragon isn’t muscle below fat?
@@auggiecunningham Aki I realize this is 2 weeks old but eh. The purple layer and the top top layer are actually both the epidermis. I believe the top layer was a representation of dead epithelial cells while the purple are the live cells. and yes you are indeed correct about the muscle being below the bottom layer, being the hypodermis.
*THE LASSER IS TEW STRONGE*
Nuggies are lesser than tendies
That accent kills me
Read this as he said it
*THE SKARP LASOR RASOR*
2:29
I feel like either your glasses are getting bigger or your head is shrinking little by little each day.
+Uncle Dane Fuck yes Uncle Dane!
+Uncle Dane Hey Dane!
+Uncle Dane uncle dane the shaving main? It can't be!
+Uncle Dane Uncle Dank's here boys!
unkle dayn is deh very gud engy mayn
If you can make a laser device that cuts things and your first thought is to make a razor and not a light saber, you have failed.
I have failed you Anakin, I have failed you!
To be fair, if the person who'd thought of this first was a woman, we'd definitely go for laser hair removal first, before light sabers.
It's not even a laser. It's just a heated wire. You can see the wire in the demo, when they mess up and let the camera focus properly. Also notice how they are too scared to make contact with the base of the hair, and risk touching the hot wire to their skin.
Michelle Onodera dont be silly. Hah, a woman, coming up with something. Psh.
@@johnyevo6575 lmao
do they not realise that keratin is stronger than skin? for the laser to be able to cut through the hair it would have to be also be strong enough to cut through skin, so it’s pointless
Not even a laser. It's just a hot wire
joste mayk the lasser more skarp
Well, it would heavily depend on the color of the laser. If the hair and the skin absorbed similar spectra of light and the color of the laser happened to be in that spectra, then your skin is getting pretty fucked. If your skin and hair absorb very different colors of light, and the laser happens to be a color that only the hair absorbed, then you'd be fine
@@DigitalEWhore you would be completely correct, if they were using an actual laser and not a heated wire.
@@DigitalEWhore your kind of right but it's more to do with the energy than the colour I say kind of right becuase colour is determined by the amount of energy
That is not a laser, its hot wire LOL
MilosCsrb skarp
It's hurting simply
Leg shavers used to do that, they were very painfull and just tore the hair off
Hot pocket
LOL =Legend of Luigi
The Scandinavian accent kills me every fucking time 😂
Same
Faze Appendex - what?
Faze Appendex the old predictive text story, very funny
Wait, he's not trying to sound like a Brazilian?
Logan Oates Brazilian, really?
Me: goes to doctor with bleeding wrist.
Doctor: "What's wrong?"
Me: "I cut my silly straw."
damn I don't laugh fr often at comments so I here by give you the "I Made James Laugh" Award
not the silly straw what do we do now
Once I cut off my silly straw
That comment killed me. I even screenshoted it. 😂
I died
I don't know why I never realized this, but using lasers to shave would smell God awful
mmmm fried hair
Probably smells similar to a hot comb or a hair straightener
0/10 for the laser razor because I wouldn't be able to cut my wrists with it.
SergeantRaccoon if only the lasser rasser was not tew stronge...
Once your past the popcorn layer it's kosher, I did it with a pebble egg and it worked good
Can't use it to cut up my lines of coke either.
It would cauterize the wound too fast. Bee cuz it is too stronge
id rather slit my wrist with it
As an anatomy and physiology student, I can confirm iDubbbz is 100% accurate at identifying skin layers.
you can't even write pshyiologygagy
instant edit : ok you wrote it wright
i fucked up
ChickenNicker How do magnets work?.? If you’re an anatomist you should know that, everyone knows we have magnets in our noses. That’s why spoons stick to them. You have 24 hours to respond.
science is amazing
4k Films what..?
Corey Drums ewww a edgy boi who thinks he tough
These videos have great re-watchability
Too bad soydubbz is going to delist them soon
"Skarping my head"
This looks deeply unpleasant to use. Tell me again why this got $4,000,000?
Because lasers
A laser system would most certainly be more expensive....
I thought it was only 4,000.00... What is life
Just to clarify, I have no problem with the concept of a laser razor, just with this laser razor.
It's $4004,92 idiot
The lazer is tew strongeee
lasser vas to skarp
Actually, it's a storm drain
fox what?
Read this right as he said it
Legendary Custer sameee
Update: 8 months ago (Mid 2020), they shared a video in IndieGoGo of an AAA battery attached to 6 LEDs, pretending that's a prototype, meanwhile all backers are still crying.
wait, when they got suspended by Kickstarter, the backers didn't get their money back?
@@sinistrality7883 they did. The ones in indiegogo didn't through
This thing ruined my life. I was able to get one on the black market. . Everyday I have to get up at 3 am becuase it takes 5 hours to shave, but boy is my neck smooth and red. Well worth it
Fucking nailed the Red Wedding joke.
Ross Mumper you mean stabbed the red wedding part.
Kill me.
Mason Scott Gladly.
Just like Ramsay nailed Sansa ahahah isn't that a great fucking meme
Bro Kapi fucking gottem boiis
the lasser is too stronge
* the lazer is tew stronge
kills me everytime
Actually, it's a storm drain.
teh lazor ish tuo stronge
lasser vas to skarp
Me: goes to the doctor with a bleeding wrist
Doctor: how did you cut your wrist?
Me: the lasser too stronge
It seem die lasser has cutt your silly straw, hass piercen thrü to your popcorn layer. Über serious problemmen, I recommend surgical procedure
This episode of kickstarter crap is sponsored by dollar shave club
6:55 HE ACCIDENTALLY REVEAL ITS REAL SHAPE
Holy fuck! Leafy and Idubbbz are the same person.
Adrian Kane if I hadn't read this comment I would've never seen that
no they arent
same
the Skarp that they had in the demo video clearly had a small peice of wire acting as the blade. theres no lasers.. he's holding it away from his skin cuz he doesnt wanna shock himself with his shitty neck taser..
Kevin Rafuse it's actually a fiber that only cuts through hair. The reason he's holding it off his skin is because the fiber breaks easily. It's like the filament in a lightbulb
Actually this razor heats up the fiber which cuts the hair it breaks easly the funding would have went to finding a good fiber and techintions
I could remove my hair faster and with less hassle if I used nail clippers.
I could probably do it better with a rusty scythe.
@Deon Denis Some use three of them.
Rewatching these to remind myself when he was funny.
Why is there so many dislikes? usually people have to suck to get that ratio. but we all know edups is not suck
+Ghstbstr04 Space 20:2 actually
I think it's because this time idubbbz didn't explain why exactly this product is crap, in the end it might be considered as pure spiteful behaviour and baseless allegations.
And why it's crap: because of the way it works. It's not laser, it's thin hot wire that cut off your hair. To shave your face you would need couple of hours, fiddling with every of your facial hair SEPARATELY, trying to cut it right next to skin. I said couple of hours... just add the charging time to it, because this thing is wireless (of course) and I suppose this wire won't be hot forever. This is just borderline ineffective device.
Many of the jokes in this specific video were pretty shite, probably that.
all good answers
edup desuck a big ol ppee.
This razor is a piece of Skrap.
Its tew stronge
If they put a little comb beneath the laserbeam which pushes the skin away and only lets hair through - it could work
Bear in mind that prototype is probably a nichrome wire so whatever comb they use will need to withstand extremely high temperatures
Roses are red ,
Hills have inclines,
The part you want is at
2:29
That doesn’t even rhyme.
That dosent even rhyme, what the heck
Shoulda said “the best part of h3h3 is Hila Klein”. It’s true and rhymes with 229
T- Pose no swearing in my christain minecraft server
Eduppps is god,
Diamonds I’ll mine
The part that you want
Is at 2:29
"The Lazer Is Tew Stronge."
That line has been in the head ALL fucking day. Get it out of my head! D:
Here's an answer to shaving problems:
Don't shave.
dank meme
You cant see most of that red ass neck through a beard.
Loving that "hobo down the street" look #NoShaveNovember
You only become a neck beard if you can't grow a full beard. If you know you can't grow a full beard then don't try.
I had my fair share of shaving everyday for 4 years in the army, and I guarantee I don't look 17
2021 update: skarp still does not have a working product for sale
4 years later and I'm still skarping my head
Can't tell if he's serious about the whole skin diagram, because frankly, its accurate for the most part.
Yeah, I mean no 🧢 but like what tf was he on? Almost everyone knows that the Silly Straw connects to the Popcorn Layer smh
The pink part is going to the top is a sweat gland
That figure for skin anatomy was pretty correct actually. Those weird-ass squiggly straw things are sweat glands, and they do actually look like a spaghetti monster. That popcorn is fat.
If anything the biggest problem i have with it is the thickness of the epidermis and the fact a ton of things are missing. Skin anatomy is disgustingly complex.
das pretty coo
Possibly Dell Honne fuckin weeaboo
Weeaboo communists
Possibly Dell Honne Yeah, but he never said it was wrong to be fair
So it DOES have jelly in it.
This video is too good. Who’s binge watching kick starter crap in 2020 haha
Me. Poor simp.
*MAGISKARP*
why do you have so many dislikes? Youre hilarious!
I have a theory that almost all of the dislikes are Skarp Laser Razor users lol.
and me.
+Kat dolphinwhat (Magic Dolphin) Probably from the people who actually backed the Skarp and still desperately want to believe. Some of the comments on their Kickstarter page defending the shitty demo video are actually unreal.
Noah Lach How am i a troll exactly? It's people like you who say people who dislike videos are trolls and haters. Get your shit together man, I never said that you said they werent able to dislike the video, my point was that people have opinions, that's why the dislike button exists, and you clearly stated that the people who backed the Skarp disliked it, not people with opinions. Wheter or not it was a joke, it's for you to decide.
JackGames212 Yeah, clearly it was a joke. And the fact that this video has WAY more dislikes than a typical Kickstarter Crap along with the fact that the Skarp is the most-backed project he's covered means it's a pretty easy correlation to make.
that dude looked like he had his head edited on another body
Yeah i knowidubbbz is a weird looking dude
“Skarp” actually means “Sharp” in Danish.
Thomas H danish is not a real language.
Actually "Skarp" is "Sharp" in most scandinavian languages. At least in Danish, Norwegian and Swedish.
Bull Skit
67 Scandinavians liked this comment.. I call it IKEA plagiarism.. Just name the turd something with a Scandinavian sounding name and you’ll ride that wave of assemble-shit-yourself all the way to the bank 👍
@@borizzle1 tror du att han inte vet det? Han är ju uppenbarligen svensk
He's also holding the device in a way to hide the probably HUGE power supply and cable that it needs to really 'function'
I don't think it has a leg to stand on. It sounds great in theory, but will never work IRL, just like the egg toaster.
But do you really think massive companies like Gillette and even electric razors like Braun and Phillips will accept an ever lasting razor in their market? Their whole business relies on replacement blades (and yes, even electric blades need replacing). They'll muscle it out of the market. Just like what's happening to eCigs.
+Larry Bundy Jr eCigs doing ok, it kinda goes mainstream gradually.
+Alex Kozliayev Yeah, i think the cigarette companies can only slow its progress, but they cant stop it. If an "laser razor" were to actually exist and function then it will find itself in the market some way or another.
+Larry Bundy Jr I don't know man, 175 a piece is pretty expensive.
John Freeman
Indeed, they need to match electric razor prices at least.
+Larry Bundy Jr Aparently with this you had to change your lazer razor thing once every 2 years I think.
Fuck my ipad fell on my face and my nose touched unsubscribe help
did you confirm it
Ya Boi Skrillex ;-V Ha
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Gabber just subscribe back dumbass
Gabber Oh. that's Deja'vu
Gabber 420 likes? The hell man
skarp is a hentai webcomic
(0w0)
SkarpWorld?
ever sit down and think " does ian shave his forehead"
A nice forehead like that could only be achieved naturally.
Egghead He actually did in his Leafy Response video.
No, he's just balding.
"The lasser is too stronge" i almost coughed up my milk
+Etrius E Replace that with "drink" so i'll look cooler
So cewl...
Skarp is Swedish for Sharp, maybe they're Swedes?
Wadsmitter It's "skarp" in Danish and Norwegian too?
it is
JMPERager Hoppas inte
5 years have gone by and this video is still funny as hell. Nothing like a random iDubbbz binge to cure my depression.
3:17
That sounded like a really good impression of PewDiePie 😂😂
I noticed throughout the vid that he tends to move his eyebrows a lot 😂
+Andres Torres He's secretly Ethan from h3h3
Omg he does
oh shit waddup
o shit waddup
Lol Ethan is that you?
Skarp is swedish for sharp and a also a bunch of other things. Like the word "live" as in live rounds. Photo quality can also be skarp, just like a meme is dank
hannes jacobsson
It's been over five years and no progress has been made on the prototype. Bravo Skarp.
and here we are 5 years later still with no razor
The swirly pink theme park straw is a sweat pour
the purple jelly is the basal layer (new cells)
the popcorn is (you actually weren't too far off here) fatty tissue (can also be classified as hypodermis)
the epidermis is correct but it's just dermal not subdermal
I'll go away now...
You should be a professional science teacher. Your skin anatomy explaining skills are 11/10.
6:55 *He predicted BIG BRAIN, cool*
From time to time i like to come back to this video just to hear him say "the laser is too stronge"
You should be an anatomy teacher.
Yip
Edward Schtuph this is histology though, not anatomy.
Yeah, except he couldn't figure out the sweat gland.
It's kinda frightening how accurate the subtitles are...
6:07 "Let's fucking have flexible funding right?! We love money.
Please give us money. Money? Yeah, I'll take that. Is it money? Yeah I'll take that. Oh that's doesn't look like money, I don't want it. But if you have any money I'll take it!"
Loool, I'm dying.
My favourite part
How the fuck did this get 4 million bucks?
What the actual fuck
1:08 when you need integral calculus to make a razor
He looks like he fought a bear and lost but survived.
Where you get your profile pic ?
The Batter knowyourmeme
+The Batter For scientific research of course.
s
ok
I’m never eating while watching your videos again.
Every time you said lazzer and razzor I lost it.
1:07
they add random equations that they don't understand in the background to make them seem smart
Skarp means sharp in Norwegian, Swedish and Danish.
I used to think the Germanic/Scandinavian languages were bastardized English. I then realized that's an idiotic way to think
Nathan Clark The English language has borrowed a bunch of words from old Norse. For example, bag derives from baggr. Window derives from vindaug. Etc.
+Nathan Clark Scots is heavily based on Danish. English has reaped from all over Europe.
And icelandic
scots is a celtic language though
The best video on this channel, good job idubbbz
Those quick shots in vertical position always get me laughing like crazy. Even if I know they’re coming
This was the first kickstarter crap I watched and, now that I've watched far too many to ever be accepted by society again, I still think this is the best. I had to stop eating during this one when I almost blew snot into my cup-a-soup during the "the laser is too stronge" part.
idubbz looks like a skinny white version of logic
kind of
Bruh
Logic is already white...
Their both skinny and white
I notice I see a lot of the same kinds of comments on his videos, too
The “popcorn layer” is the dermis and the swirly straw is what i believe to be a sweat gland
Nah it's the forbidden popcorn
Don’t bring facts into God’s household
Man. The anatomy part literally made me cry. I barely died in happiness
"skarp" does indeed mean "sharp" in Scandinavian languages ... maybe they were trying to imply it could cut those thick Viking beards
I like how they had the guy at 1:07 stand in front of a white board covered in random formulas to make it look science-y. It's that attention to detail that really sells the product.
I think about 'T E H L A S S E R I S T E W S T R O N G E' at least once a day
Well... He was right about growing a Hitler stash
"The lazer is tew stronge" I subscribed.
the lazer is tew stronge
Martin Conaghan yes
*The lazer is too stronge*
5 years later, still my favorite part of this video 😂
Why is the dude showcasing the Skarp so afraid of the thing touching his skin?, Is it because it actually hurts you instead? a giant flaw of the skarp?
Wow, just discovered your channel and I love it!
What are you, fucking gay ?
He always deserves more subs, forever.
the intestine looking shit is actually the sweat gland
Neal J wooosh
Mr.Batman 898 I think Idubbbz wasnt sarcastic there, he isnt sharpest tool in the sheed
are you czech?
I thought they were shaving a potato for a second 😂
I came back for "Thelazer is tew stronge"
Kickstarter: suspenses project for making $4 million then takes the $4 million for themselves instead of giving it back to the investors
They suspended it due to them not having a working prototype, and the people making it will be given the money once they do, otherwise it'll be refunded to the buyers.
"Skarp" means sharp in norwegian
My Alexa went off twice during this and I’ve never been more spooked
4:00 it's also important to note that using the Skarp Laser Razer as a size comparison, human skin is apparently half a foot thick!