The War on Christmas: A Measured Response

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  • @jajajasputin8927
    @jajajasputin8927 Před 5 měsíci +4269

    As a Muslim when I'm told Merry Christmas, i start spontaneously sprouting green hair all over my body and start scheming to steal and smile menacingly

  • @nonbinarychaoticstupid6678
    @nonbinarychaoticstupid6678 Před rokem +4539

    as a jewish person every time someone wishes me a merry christmas i instantly lose 10 hp and enact my vengeance on the nearest available christmas tree

    • @idiotwithopinions581
      @idiotwithopinions581 Před rokem

      As you should

    • @Lilly-Lilac
      @Lilly-Lilac Před rokem +230

      It’s tradition to create matzah ball based artillery to be fired at Christmas tree farms, everyone knows that

    • @RobVespa
      @RobVespa Před 10 měsíci +5

      Why? What does your being Jewish have to do with religion? A lot of people and entities (hello, Britannica) seem to confuse Jewish and Judaism. One is a race comprised of multiple ethnicities and the other is an umbrella covering a variety pack of religious flavors. Your comment was funny, though, and if that's the reason, it's reason enough.

    • @DanielAbernathy
      @DanielAbernathy Před 10 měsíci +38

      Ironically, Prager is Jewish. Surprised that wasn't mentioned in the video.

    • @NannyOggins
      @NannyOggins Před 9 měsíci +4

      I really can’t understand this, would you be offended if a Christian wished you happy Hanukkah? I ask this as an atheist puzzled by the apparent double standards of competing religions.

  • @glitchedoom
    @glitchedoom Před 5 měsíci +7443

    This is fun watching this in 2023 hearing the classic "cultural Marxism" and "politically correct" before they condensed all their scary buzzwords down to just "woke."

    • @cherrydrop7025
      @cherrydrop7025 Před 5 měsíci +53

      😂😂😂

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket Před 5 měsíci +1

      Remember when the sale crowd was complaining about people calling everyone a n*zi? And that doing so would make the word loose meaning?

    • @ExileHeretic
      @ExileHeretic Před 5 měsíci +104

      Wok wok wok

    • @AngelicDirt
      @AngelicDirt Před 5 měsíci +184

      Like if they changed how they said it, it'll hurt us more or something. XD

    • @JAMllostthegame
      @JAMllostthegame Před 5 měsíci +229

      I was actually thinking about their use of the word "woke" when part of their rally is to tell people to "wake up" to the war on Christmas.

  • @tigressjinx
    @tigressjinx Před 4 měsíci +1817

    If you start this video at exactly 11:33pm on christmas eve, then just as the clock strikes midnight Alex Jones angrily yells merry christmas at you

    • @OdinsSage
      @OdinsSage Před 4 měsíci +131

      This is a top quality tip, and should be pinned to the top

    • @NickHunter
      @NickHunter Před 3 měsíci +5

      creased :D

    • @tortis6342
      @tortis6342 Před 3 měsíci +6

      That is excellent.

    • @synthetic_creature
      @synthetic_creature Před 2 měsíci +4

      Will keep this in mind this year

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius Před měsícem +7

      I'm gonna do it!
      If you see this comment, please reply to it so I'm constantly reminded and don't forget. Will update on how it goes this December!

  • @dappermancer
    @dappermancer Před 3 lety +29303

    Just today a customer told me "Merry Christmas". The whole store fell silent and then my manager asked the man to step outside with him. A moment later, a single shot rang out; we all knew what had happened, but no one dared discuss it.

    • @alexmuller6752
      @alexmuller6752 Před 3 lety +1287

      sincerest condolences from old europe.

    • @fuzzlemacfuzz
      @fuzzlemacfuzz Před 3 lety +1636

      I'm miss retail and the summary executions. I worked in the body shop and I tell ya we were well stocked

    • @AsapCodeine
      @AsapCodeine Před 3 lety +111

      Merry Christmas 😁

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing Před 3 lety +732

      Soon it will be over, this terrible war.
      The things I've seen... the mass graves... just limp piles of red coats and fluffy white beards and shiny black boots.
      I remember when we burned the crackers, and the decorations. Like machine gun fire it was, for minutes on end.
      So many terrible terrible jokes... someones life's work, up in smoke in an instant. And we cheered. Real "christmas cheer", hah.
      Soon it will be over, and we will have won. But at what cost? I ask you that. And how will we pay when the bill comes due?

    • @Sam-iu8nb
      @Sam-iu8nb Před 3 lety +468

      I'm glad your manager felt able to do the right thing. I just wish we could extend the extra judicial killings to customers who try to return shoes after wearing them for 6 months.

  • @kenirainseeker539
    @kenirainseeker539 Před 8 měsíci +4198

    Just the fact that Alex Jones CAN walk around screaming merry christmas without any consequences kind of disproves his own point. Seems to be using his freedom of speech pretty freely for someone who claims to not have any.

    • @benjbutton
      @benjbutton Před 7 měsíci

      But there are consequences, I get to call him a cunt.

    • @quinnmarchese6313
      @quinnmarchese6313 Před 5 měsíci +3

      this is pretty much how i finally got my grandparents to be accepting of others pronouns, PC culture, and identities. I literally asked "do you like people thinking you're rude and mean? because thats all it is." pundits want you to believe youre going to be executed by the woke mob for misgendering someone, when all it is is basic courtesy

    • @en-voguepugh3472
      @en-voguepugh3472 Před 5 měsíci +83

      yeah it really does doesn't it?

    • @tequilasunrise69
      @tequilasunrise69 Před 5 měsíci +9

      at least he can say that one lol

    • @dp6921
      @dp6921 Před 5 měsíci +130

      It's like when Dave Chappelle said all that stuff about trans people while also making out he can't say those things anymore 😂
      (By the way, I really like Dave Chappelle, but him talking about cancel culture while being paid millions on Netflix to say whatever he likes, was pretty weak)

  • @JoshDrummond7
    @JoshDrummond7 Před 5 měsíci +1039

    Tower Recon… Towereco… Tallarico... Thank you Tommy Tallarico for saving Christmas, your mother is very proud

    • @jarofapplesauce
      @jarofapplesauce Před 5 měsíci +50

      Oh my god you're on to something

    • @saltwithglasses
      @saltwithglasses Před 4 měsíci +60

      As someone whose just recently caught up with Hbomberguy lore, this is the funniest thing Ive ever read in a while

    • @parasitophobia
      @parasitophobia Před 3 měsíci +73

      The first American to save Christmas !

    • @victoriajenkins1424
      @victoriajenkins1424 Před 3 měsíci +58

      He worked directly with Santa for five years!

    • @jaymogrified
      @jaymogrified Před 2 měsíci +40

      His employee, Irving Berlin, wrote White Christmas! Wait, I mean, he co-wrote it with Irving Berlin! Wait, no, he wrote it and Irving Berlin was also there!

  • @Vanq22114
    @Vanq22114 Před 6 měsíci +1059

    Let's all have a moment of silence for the brave soldiers that die every year in the war on Christmas. Without their sacrifice, Mariah Carey would finally breach containment.

    • @iambinksy
      @iambinksy Před 4 měsíci +35

      The real SCP

    • @KaysNewGroove
      @KaysNewGroove Před 3 měsíci +12

      Santa needs to be brough to justice for his many, many war crimes committed in this truly awful war.

    • @Dr.Starbound
      @Dr.Starbound Před měsícem

      Another Atheist spreading lies! The Krampus is a rogue agent and Santa should not be held accountable and any elf will testify as such.

    • @glowing_purple_girl
      @glowing_purple_girl Před 28 dny +3

      If what we have now is considered “contained”, I can only imagine the destruction if she were left unopposed

  • @robmckennie4203
    @robmckennie4203 Před 3 lety +5844

    I love the fucking priest who comes in like "nah actually it would be better if stores had less Christmas" so good

    • @isapu1948
      @isapu1948 Před 2 lety +105

      @Christopher Grant
      Better not come to the Middle East for eid al'adha then 😅
      God, thosr sheep are expensive.

    • @littlebigheroman
      @littlebigheroman Před 2 lety +199

      Drive them merchants out the temple!

    • @benedictdwyer2608
      @benedictdwyer2608 Před 2 lety +101

      @@littlebigheroman and drive them with the new Kia Ford beetle buggy car go brrrr, coming this holiday only at Tesla retailers

    • @thatguyfromyoutube4854
      @thatguyfromyoutube4854 Před 2 lety +9

      @@isapu1948 as i understand sheeps are expensive only in the big cities i remember hearing somone says that a sheep costs nearly 50 - 200 euros

    • @Ian_sothejokeworks
      @Ian_sothejokeworks Před 2 lety +17

      "I love the fucking priest" -Rob Mckennie

  • @francesconicoletti2547
    @francesconicoletti2547 Před 3 lety +4064

    Back when England was a theocracy, the puritans actually did try to stop Christmas. They realised that Christmas was both pagan and Catholic. And it gave the poor a day off work. They did not like any of that.

    • @jasonports8517
      @jasonports8517 Před 3 lety +276

      And don’t forget the begging, violence and heavy drinking

    • @istvankarolyfarkas6125
      @istvankarolyfarkas6125 Před 3 lety +190

      Same puritans who sailed to the new world and founded colonies there?

    • @francesconicoletti2547
      @francesconicoletti2547 Před 3 lety +353

      @@istvankarolyfarkas6125 only the extremists went to the new world, after the theocracy collapsed and the monarchy was invited back and they could not cope.

    • @francesconicoletti2547
      @francesconicoletti2547 Před 3 lety +129

      @@jasonports8517 it’s not begging it’s grown up trick or treat, and the rest is just British culture not yet channeled into football.

    • @jacobvardy
      @jacobvardy Před 3 lety +214

      It really does bare repeating that the only war on Christmas was carried out by hardline Protestants. The American bunch probably would have executed O'Reilly and Jones for heresy. Or at least flogged them for adulatory and moral indecency.

  • @IwasFRAMEDiTELLyou
    @IwasFRAMEDiTELLyou Před 5 měsíci +1029

    I actually made the shift away from saying Merry Christmas a few years ago, not because I'm a Leftie Godless Heathen™ (although I am), but because when I said it reflexively to this one lady at the grocery store she thanked me for sticking it to the Liberals and standing up for Christianity and she started ranting about how people who say happy holidays are terrible and on and on and on, and I was like, I don't want to be associated with her or people like her, I'm never saying that again

    • @TheQuashingoftheTub
      @TheQuashingoftheTub Před 4 měsíci

      This. Agnostic christian here.
      I'd look her right in the eyes and say, "You ruined it. Happy Hanukkah."

    • @ryanroznowski2263
      @ryanroznowski2263 Před 4 měsíci +76

      radical belief in anything is unappealing and ruins it. they want to spread hate thru xmas

    • @josephknott6174
      @josephknott6174 Před 4 měsíci +11

      I actually don’t think this helps, the best thing to do for culture war shit is to just ignore it and keep living your life as if you’d never heard them, otherwise you are adding to the us vs them world view they have and becoming part of the problem

    • @IwasFRAMEDiTELLyou
      @IwasFRAMEDiTELLyou Před 4 měsíci +120

      @@josephknott6174 It's not us versus them, it's them versus us, and I don't want to be mistaken for someone who uses that kind of language as an inflammatory dog whistle against other people like me. I just want to live my life but now I have to be careful and watch my language so I'm not mistaken for a bigot. I'm not the one who drew the line but I know which side of it I'm going to stand on.

    • @stalfithrildi5366
      @stalfithrildi5366 Před 3 měsíci +18

      Reckon you should have followed up her rant with "...and a Happy Channukah too"

  • @noahfine4820
    @noahfine4820 Před 5 měsíci +553

    As an observant Jew, I always find it quite ironic when the religious right uses the phrase "Judeo-Christian values" to justify imposing Christian values on the entire country, including Jews.
    And it outright bothers me when Ben Shapiro does this 🙄

    • @eatatjoes6751
      @eatatjoes6751 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Christmas at this point is utter crap taken over by the anti-semitic remnants of December 24th, 2004 and apathy.

    • @samueldeadman5733
      @samueldeadman5733 Před 5 měsíci +59

      Seriously, it's like... Half of those people whose "values" you're protecting, don't worship Jesus or celebrate Christmas... 😭

    • @tonyjoestar2632
      @tonyjoestar2632 Před 4 měsíci +73

      It outright bothers me when Ben Shapiro

    • @stalfithrildi5366
      @stalfithrildi5366 Před 3 měsíci +10

      ​@@samueldeadman5733The most important part of protect Judeo-Christian values is to not reflect on actual traditions nor the teachings of Jesus, but to take whatever you fancy happening and force it on Christians and Jews.

    • @lyndislegion287
      @lyndislegion287 Před měsícem +3

      I honestly don't even understand what "Judeo-Christian" is supposed to mean

  • @robertkarnick1286
    @robertkarnick1286 Před 2 lety +4252

    Anyone who begins an argument with “first they say I can’t say the N word…” is pretty much setting themselves up for failure

    • @HeavyMetalorRockfan9
      @HeavyMetalorRockfan9 Před 2 lety +80

      the most oppressed minority are capital G Gamers

    • @voidbreather7405
      @voidbreather7405 Před 2 lety +395

      @@wolfetteplays8894 Free speech =/= free from consequences

    • @ShadowTasos
      @ShadowTasos Před 2 lety +46

      Except Alex Jones is incredibly rich and InfoWars is incredibly successful so very unfortunately for our society that's apparently not true :(

    • @sawsanomar6870
      @sawsanomar6870 Před 2 lety +10

      @@voidbreather7405 and that good thing

    • @XSniper74184
      @XSniper74184 Před 2 lety +142

      First they say I can't say the N word and now they're telling me to put on the maid outfit!

  • @jelly4790
    @jelly4790 Před 2 lety +4748

    "It's about the birth of Jesus, not big corporations!!" exclaims Alex Jones, complaining about how big corporations aren't using the word "christmas" enough.

    • @qwertydog9795
      @qwertydog9795 Před 2 lety +151

      and also while wearing 12k watches 😂

    • @shelleyhayden8908
      @shelleyhayden8908 Před 2 lety +74

      Its not even about the birth of chirst, he was born in the fall when they did the cenus, chirstmas is a ploy to convert pagans and make people stray, idk y people think slamming God on something pagan and calling it a day, that doesnt make it chirstian.

    • @qwertydog9795
      @qwertydog9795 Před 2 lety +132

      @@shelleyhayden8908 Christianity has a pretty long rap sheet for subverting others' cultures.

    • @shelleyhayden8908
      @shelleyhayden8908 Před 2 lety +39

      @@qwertydog9795 exactly, but in a movement to convert more pagans the church stole some pagan holidays, chirstmas and Easter, like how does a bunny that poops eggs have to do with Christ dying and coming back, it's a fertility holiday from pagans.... and so many chirstian get up in arms about the fact their tradition is against what thier beliefs clearly state.

    • @thatguyfromyoutube4854
      @thatguyfromyoutube4854 Před 2 lety +34

      @@shelleyhayden8908 i like how to convert the pagans the church became hslf pagan itself lol

  • @chickencurry420
    @chickencurry420 Před 8 měsíci +260

    I used to be Christian and I remember this one not-so-well-known bible verse that was one of my favorites: "And the Lord said unto thee: thou shalt scream and cry and throw a temper tantrum on live TV when the existence of other religions is publicly acknowledged by corporations in order to make money. Now go forth and commercialize the fuck out of your own beliefs until you don't even remember what those beliefs are anymore." -Throwafiticus 4:20

  • @ZorotheGallade
    @ZorotheGallade Před 5 měsíci +571

    1-Make up an enemy
    2-Claim it's planning to destroy something wholesome everyone loves
    3-Pretend to fight it, mainly by screaming a lot and acting scared, ask for support to fight it
    4-Watch the cash pour in. When people point out that nothing catastrophic has ever happened, just tell them "you're welcome"

    • @victorvanvolt8425
      @victorvanvolt8425 Před 4 měsíci +27

      5-Repeat

    • @MatthewWarley
      @MatthewWarley Před 4 měsíci

      Literally the gender pay gap

    • @klaudrequester8078
      @klaudrequester8078 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@MatthewWarley Yeah I have no idea how delusional idiots can stillptetend that exists

    • @roseyoung44
      @roseyoung44 Před 4 měsíci +44

      ​@@MatthewWarleyhow in the world did you manage to come up with an "example" so far removed from reality?? I'm honestly a little impressed with how far the point went soaring over your little head lol.

    • @chrisoman87
      @chrisoman87 Před 3 měsíci +1

      My rock stops tigers!

  • @weedAndTransRights
    @weedAndTransRights Před 3 lety +6596

    every time a conservative says "judeo-christian" while referring exclusively to Christians my rage grows

    • @estinsidebottom
      @estinsidebottom Před 3 lety +1053

      Can't Wait To Tell My Fellow "Muslim-Buddhists" About This!

    • @queuedjar4578
      @queuedjar4578 Před 3 lety +681

      How do you do fellow greek mythologist-taoists

    • @dungeoneerofphilosophyphd172
      @dungeoneerofphilosophyphd172 Před 3 lety +174

      @@queuedjar4578 Fairly well, my atheist-satanists

    • @queuedjar4578
      @queuedjar4578 Před 3 lety +49

      @@user-gd5dj2nj6c I'm intrigued, please elaborate and rationalize on your statement. And no, I'm not someone on the left who will just delegitimize your position and cancel you by screaming anti-semetic and burning down your entire local community. Just talk to me.

    • @AdmiralBison
      @AdmiralBison Před 3 lety +441

      has to leverage Christianity's roots, but then conveniently ignores its pagan ones.
      Islam of course doesn't count as one of the Abrahamic Religions too.

  • @effeffiagonalick5078
    @effeffiagonalick5078 Před 3 lety +7353

    I once had a guy complaining to me about how people these days are too easily offended. I wholeheartedly agreed and said, "Like how people get their panties in a twist when you say, 'Happy Holidays' instead of 'Merry Christmas.'" He proceeded to get his panties in a twist.

    • @willguggn2
      @willguggn2 Před 3 lety +1095

      It's not even funny anymore how the irony is lost on many people who complain about "others" being too easily offended nowadays.

    • @devononair
      @devononair Před 3 lety +779

      @@willguggn2 The word 'offended' has lost all meaning. I don't tell people I'm 'offended' any more. If such an incident occurs, I tell them either (a) "that's irritating" or (b) "that makes me want to punch you." I have no time for nuance anymore. I have radicalised my responses.

    • @_Somsnosa_
      @_Somsnosa_ Před 3 lety +250

      No one in the history of humankind has been killed or tortured for believing in the wrong imaginary person or saying something mean about royalty. Ever.
      Before social media we weren't able to see loads of people being annoyed or offended by things big or small, therefore no one used to get offended.

    • @wakkaseta8351
      @wakkaseta8351 Před 3 lety +58

      @@devononair
      If you call that radicalized, then boy are you a lightweight.

    • @aaronli8843
      @aaronli8843 Před 3 lety +138

      @@_Somsnosa_ *cough cough* crusades, holocaust *cough cough*

  • @unchainedsora3406
    @unchainedsora3406 Před 5 měsíci +306

    Even if Christianity was the only religion and everyone practiced it, "Happy Holidays" would still make sense, because there's literally another holiday we celebrate 7 days later!

  • @WalkerRileyMC
    @WalkerRileyMC Před 4 měsíci +296

    My mother bought into the War on Christmas bullshit. She ranted about it for a good hour one day a few years ago. I said, "get in the car, we're going shopping." Which for her is like a dog hearing the can opener going.
    We stop at Wal-Mart. I walked directly to the outdoor section, which is always converted into the holiday section. I stopped and said "What do you see?" "christmas stuff" she says. "What was in the season candy area when we came in?" "Christmas stuff."
    I left. "Wait, we're not shopping?" "We're window shopping." To home depot. Same deal. Same response. She obviously knows what's going on and is now trying to convince me to head home. "Oh no. We're far from done." After six or seven stores, all with prominently displayed and advertised Christmas sections, we finally went home.
    I've not heard about the War since.

    • @jordanderache4311
      @jordanderache4311 Před 4 měsíci +17

      Well done !

    • @komred64
      @komred64 Před 2 měsíci +16

      That was brutal

    • @panickedshears
      @panickedshears Před měsícem

      I need to do this to my grandpa next time he starts ranting about something like that. It’s so irritating having to listen to him jerk Fox News off every single Christmas because he thinks his religion is being “oppressed”.

    • @whateveridontcare8484
      @whateveridontcare8484 Před 4 dny +3

      the nun of my street ranted about it this past christmas. i live in mexico pretty catholic place here in guadalajara we have some sort of secret catholic society called Los tecos (which is supposed to come from tecolotes, a sort of owl , although the name is also an acronym ) but i digress on christmas time we have some kind of party before christmas day comes they are called posadas and are meant to represent the when joseph and mary were seacrhing for a place to stay we sing and the hosts of the party give food and before eating in my case (because the how its done varies a lot between streets) we have a little ceremony were the nuns give a speech about being thankfull and this time they also talked about how everybody says felices fiestas (which is basically happy holidays)
      and that catholics are under attack the whole show and i was there thinking about this video ( if you read all this thank you i really really like talkign about how things are around were i lived and seeing how cultures contrast)

  • @coldravioli7839
    @coldravioli7839 Před 10 měsíci +3601

    "It's the consumerism that's really the problem for me" "Okay, let's look at some stores that took christmas out of their mottos." What an incredible segment.

    • @cranberrysos
      @cranberrysos Před 4 měsíci +81

      An immaculate segue, really

    • @monicaganderson9431
      @monicaganderson9431 Před 4 měsíci +160

      Also it's totally on fox too, if they did any research into Fr. James Martin they would know he's extremely liberal priest, someone more conservative might have agreed with them

    • @mwolsen96
      @mwolsen96 Před 4 měsíci +48

      Fr. James is based

    • @djoshawott2850
      @djoshawott2850 Před 4 měsíci +27

      I can just hear the "shut up" and the "cut the segment" from producers because they lost their push.

  • @HoneyBunchesMcLover
    @HoneyBunchesMcLover Před 2 lety +9656

    I said “Merry Christmas” to a customer at my job once. I was executed by firing squad after 14 months of grueling torture. This is my vengeful millennial ghost, nestled within the internet forevermore.

    • @LividCreature
      @LividCreature Před 2 lety +325

      We shall never forget your sacrifice

    • @LividCreature
      @LividCreature Před 2 lety +51

      @@nenmaster5218 this is the scariest reply I’ve had all day congratulations and do continue with said recommendation unless it’s religious propaganda then please kindly F off

    • @flow185
      @flow185 Před 2 lety +95

      We shall avenge you

    • @slowburgundyy574
      @slowburgundyy574 Před 2 lety +45

      I work at Tesco. Whenever a customer says "Merry Christmas" to me I add £10 to their total. If they complain I remove them from the store. The manager knows I do this but is fearful to do anything thanks to Cultural Marxism.

    • @lizardperson9648
      @lizardperson9648 Před 2 lety +165

      Only 14 months? They are really going soft on you.

  • @radiobob1908
    @radiobob1908 Před 6 měsíci +731

    It's the week before Halloween, 2023.
    I just tried to buy a new rake and some biodegradable leaf bags at Lowes.
    I was accosted by a pair of life-size audio-animatronic Santa statues. Their mouths gaped open and closed as their tinny voices played over one another. Their arms jerked up and down. One of them said "Hello, what would you like for Christmas?" as the other one said "Christmas is the best time of year for good little boys and girls!"
    All the Halloween stuff was in the clearance section.
    In the war on Christmas, Christmas swung first. I am acting in self-defense.

    • @average_person444
      @average_person444 Před 6 měsíci +41

      I'm sorry you had to go through that

    • @Awkward_Narwhal
      @Awkward_Narwhal Před 5 měsíci +74

      Seriously! I went to buy halloween candy the day before Halloween and it was already replaced by the green and red wrapped Christmas candy. How we supposed to continue the long standing tradition of eating the first bag of candy myself and needing to run out last minute so the trick or treaters get some too! 😅

    • @quinnmarchese6313
      @quinnmarchese6313 Před 5 měsíci +44

      i hope the police took your statement and took appropriate action, getting assaulted by Christmas decor is no laughing matter

    • @idunnobutyay2520
      @idunnobutyay2520 Před 5 měsíci +20

      I love Christmas but it keeps coming too soon every year

    • @JosilyneTwigg
      @JosilyneTwigg Před 5 měsíci +4

      "uhm actually, Jack Skellington swung first" 🤓

  • @Riasiru
    @Riasiru Před 5 měsíci +464

    The war on Christmas is a very real thing started by retail workers after having to listen to all the Christmas music playing on repeat the entire season. Fair, honestly. That kind of torture would drive Christians to war on Christmas.

    • @bulletsandbracelets4140
      @bulletsandbracelets4140 Před 5 měsíci +12

      never a truer comment

    • @tuesdaysellers1545
      @tuesdaysellers1545 Před 4 měsíci +30

      I worked in an American mall ten years ago and I still can't hear Michael Buble without getting Vietnam style war flashbacks

    • @sarkaztik3228
      @sarkaztik3228 Před 4 měsíci +13

      I DON'T WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS, THERE'S JUST ONE THING THAT I NEEEEED

  • @daver645
    @daver645 Před rokem +8219

    As a Christian, I personally love that one bit in the bible when Jesus says: "New go forth and complain about menial shit for money."

    • @noizepusher7594
      @noizepusher7594 Před rokem +744

      I liked the part where he said “it’s Jesusing time” and then he Jesused all over the place. Probably one the best moments in Bible

    • @lasarousi
      @lasarousi Před rokem +256

      That's his exact quote when he was whipping merchants and throwing tables out his church.

    • @unduloid
      @unduloid Před rokem +16

      Well, you can make fictional characters say anything you like, so there's _that._

    • @noizepusher7594
      @noizepusher7594 Před rokem +137

      @@unduloid well yeah but this comment specifically references the Bible which is like an actual hard real book. Just because Sherlock Holmes is a fictional character doesn’t mean that I can say that he said “the true meaning of Christmas is the friends we made along the way” in one of his books and not lie.

    • @unduloid
      @unduloid Před rokem +22

      @@lasarousi
      Temple. Churches didn't exist back then. And it was common practice to hold markets at the temple grounds when they were not in use, so Jesus was just being weird, as usual.

  • @StrawberryCelebi
    @StrawberryCelebi Před rokem +6470

    My ultra conservative aunt always invites my 100-yr-old grandmother’s favorite catholic priest over for the holidays, and likes to bring this topic up. It usually backfires when she remembers he’s an ultra progressive former druggie who immediately shuts her down every time she starts badmouthing the lesbian neighbors.

    • @erraticonteuse
      @erraticonteuse Před rokem +1029

      LOL assuming this priest is at least in his 70s, most of the nuns he's known were probably lesbians.

    • @mattschumacher4581
      @mattschumacher4581 Před rokem +521

      It amazes me how Catholicism is the oldest and most conservative sect of Christianity but its priest and members are generally the most progressive, especially amongst American Christians. I think part of it is that catholic priests have to go to school for a very long time and have to devote their whole life to be priest, as well as sacrifice their social and romantic lives. Because of this, they actually know what it means to be a true Christian. But this isolation is also why so many catholic priests are pedophiles, so there needs to be a balance.

    • @JetShanghai
      @JetShanghai Před rokem +276

      @@mattschumacher4581 Catholicism is by no means the oldest or the most conservative sect of Christianity. Orthodox Christianity has them beat on that, and don't have the whole priests being touchie problem that Catholicism does. Mandated clerical celibacy created that entire scandal.

    • @laurenf.7922
      @laurenf.7922 Před rokem +114

      @@JetShanghai isn't that a contradiction? Catholic Christians and Orthodox Christians are of the same blood and split at the same time. This paired along with the fact that the pedo issue is due to similar factors.

    • @JetShanghai
      @JetShanghai Před rokem +57

      @@laurenf.7922 No, because Catholicism split from Orthodoxy. If you compare the early theology of the Church with that of today, you will see that Rome departed in 1054. Only one of those two groups could be the original, undivided Church. We Orthodox have married priests and our sexual abuse is virtually unheard of. So those criticisms do not apply to Orthodoxy.

  • @annadachowska24
    @annadachowska24 Před 5 měsíci +270

    I'm going insane. I'm not an English native speaker and I hesitated to say "holidays" in other than religious things because I thought it was HOLY-DAYS

    • @plushdragonteddy
      @plushdragonteddy Před 5 měsíci +56

      that is where the word comes from, yes! but it’s changed over the years to mean any day of celebration, holy or otherwise. you’re not far off!

    • @tuesdaysellers1545
      @tuesdaysellers1545 Před 4 měsíci +36

      ​@@plushdragonteddy and don't British people use "holiday" to mean basically "vacation"? Like "I was on holiday in Berlin visiting some extended family." or "my husband and I went on holiday to Mallorca."

    • @plushdragonteddy
      @plushdragonteddy Před 4 měsíci +21

      @@tuesdaysellers1545 yup! i have heard that usage, too. as a native speaker, english is weird lol

    • @Kaipyro67ALT
      @Kaipyro67ALT Před měsícem

      English is a bastardized language where one word can mean three or four potentially completely unrelated things. Or where one word has three or four completely different spellings, even though they all sound the exact same. Welcome to HELL.

  • @FourDozenEggs
    @FourDozenEggs Před 5 měsíci +549

    I'm embarrassed of my past self, because I took people like this seriously. PragerU, Ben Shapiro, even Alex Jones. I bought into their harmful ideas and that is part of the reason it took me a while to accept that I am bisexual. I wish I could go back and shake sense into myself because I was so bitter and cynical back then. I appreciate you putting out videos like this, because they could be what helps people break out of the destructive path they are going down.

    • @justarandomchannel8150
      @justarandomchannel8150 Před 5 měsíci +124

      Character development is being able to cringe at your old self and say, "I know better now." :)

    • @samarahmed-vm3ox
      @samarahmed-vm3ox Před 4 měsíci +45

      The world appreciates people like you who are able to change their mind when presented with new information and put their ego aside! Thank you for being better than a lot of people out there who aren’t willing to do so…

    • @cloverbun2574
      @cloverbun2574 Před 4 měsíci +15

      This works even better if you read it in Gaston's voice

    • @sarkaztik3228
      @sarkaztik3228 Před 4 měsíci +5

      ​@cloverbun2574 Honestly, I can't read it any other way.

    • @kevinlawrence1582
      @kevinlawrence1582 Před 4 měsíci +13

      You shouldn't be embarrassed you should be proud of yourself. Good on you for coming to a better conclusion. It is very hard to change your worldview it takes a lot of self-reflection and putting aside your bias. Most people are unable to do so

  • @elianasc7672
    @elianasc7672 Před 3 lety +3812

    I attended catholic school up until high school, and everybody always said "Happy Holidays". I always took it to mean "Oh, it's because we are celebrating 2 holidays, Christmas and New Years." So to me, the fact that these people go out of their way to victimize themselves with such a mundane phrase is insane.

    • @abadenoughdude300
      @abadenoughdude300 Před 3 lety +257

      Yeah, every sane person just assumes that when you say happy holidays you mean the current one, which in this case would be Christmas. I guess some people don't know what holiday it is and they need to be told specifically.

    • @generik7414
      @generik7414 Před 3 lety +244

      It's a whole holiday season, like multiple holidays even if you're a Christian American.
      You've got Halloween straight into thanksgiving then christmas then new years plus celebrating that the school year is over, it's a crazy part of the year

    • @devononair
      @devononair Před 3 lety +4

      @@abadenoughdude300 Haha that's a good take.

    • @koffiya9184
      @koffiya9184 Před 3 lety +66

      And this is the fact is many other languages! even in French we say Happy Holidays very often, to include New Year Eve :)

    • @luisf2793
      @luisf2793 Před 3 lety +35

      I just assumed people used the phrase because they both start with the same letter. Like Stan Lee and his character's names

  • @parkerdavis7859
    @parkerdavis7859 Před 3 lety +5134

    The craziest thing is that HBomb wanted this to come out last year so badly, but he was just a week or so behind schedule, so by the time he finished it, he announced on his twitter that he was so committed to releasing the video *on Christmas* that he'd just wait a year and hope it didn't lose relevancy. And now, one year later, Christmas is in such a state of jeopardy that it almost feels like this is a break. Absolutely amazing.

  • @localmenace3043
    @localmenace3043 Před 4 měsíci +121

    We don’t even need to worry about “taking Christ out of Christmas” because the entire commercialization of the holiday is EXACTLY what Christ would be against! It’s not even about togetherness anymore, it’s about the presents and the money and we know it!

    • @janjanbinks1710
      @janjanbinks1710 Před 4 měsíci +23

      I'm no bible expert but didn't he destroy the tables people sat up to sell things on in the temple because he considered it defiling?
      He's against the commercialization of religion and the exploitation of people to get money in its name

    • @localmenace3043
      @localmenace3043 Před 4 měsíci +27

      @@janjanbinks1710 That’s exactly what He did. He drove people out with a whip because it made Him so angry that they were unfairly profiting off of people. I can’t imagine how upset a holiday meant to celebrate togetherness being so commercialized would make Him - let alone that many people celebrate HIS BIRTHDAY on it no less!

    • @goingunder2548
      @goingunder2548 Před 2 měsíci

      I feel like Christ would feel fine about the consumerism aspect of Christmas as long as everybody who was able to, donated food and toys to the annual toy drives/soup kitchens. I've never been religious, but the big thing I took away from mandatory religion classes was that Christ only ever wanted people to help those less fortunate than themselves, and to stay humble by remembering that, even if you're not doing great yourself, there's always someone in a worse position who could use your help. And that's a GREAT message for anyone. Buying a bunch of toys to donate around the holidays is still engaging in the commercialisation of Christmas, but at least it goes towards something positive - making a sick child stuck in hospital on the big day feel a bit happier. Meanwhile I'm sure people like Alex Jones wouldn't donate anything to anyone, and would describe it as a certain word (hint: it begins with 's'!).

  • @DefilerWyrm
    @DefilerWyrm Před 5 měsíci +161

    Mind blown. The guy with the glasses at 33:00 used to be a close friend of mine but I haven't seen him in about 15 years. What an epic way to show back up!

  • @PeeperSnail
    @PeeperSnail Před 3 lety +3346

    The Catholic priest just completely no-selling the dumbshit outrage culture the Fox News interviewers were pushing on him and instead focusing on how the commertialization of Christmas is an issue is iconic.

    • @pczb2692
      @pczb2692 Před 3 lety +179

      Some people just don't want to watch the world burn for nothing.

    • @llewelynshingler2173
      @llewelynshingler2173 Před 3 lety +265

      I'm fairly sure Right-Wing crazies normally hate Jesuits, so this was doomed to happen. I love this guy.

    • @TheRoyalKnightPain19
      @TheRoyalKnightPain19 Před 3 lety +66

      They could have called him a communist.

    • @samuelwolch1302
      @samuelwolch1302 Před 3 lety +19

      @@TheRoyalKnightPain19 nah, that would be the Mennonites and Hutterites.

    • @bbtdgfan890
      @bbtdgfan890 Před 3 lety +396

      I mean that same priest wrote a book on the importance of making space for LGBTQ+ people within the Catholic church and has long been an advocate for the queer community so that interview was doomed for fox from the start

  • @papervulture
    @papervulture Před rokem +7220

    as a blue haired, pronoun'd, secular leftist, every time i hear someone say "merry christmas," i experience an uncontrollable, rabid bloodlust

    • @casualsatanist
      @casualsatanist Před rokem +342

      Agreed, although I can’t tell if the bloodlust stems from Christmas itself or just the Mariah Carey song

    • @cryo311
      @cryo311 Před 9 měsíci +195

      i just experience regular lust... wait what?

    • @tortis6342
      @tortis6342 Před 8 měsíci +494

      Damn you got pronouns? My nouns wanted to go pro, but they broke their ankle right before tryouts.

    • @astupidlylongnamethatstoolong
      @astupidlylongnamethatstoolong Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@tortis6342What fucking noobnouns.

    • @colorful-idiotic
      @colorful-idiotic Před 8 měsíci +160

      @@tortis6342this is genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever read

  • @resveries_
    @resveries_ Před 8 měsíci +124

    “you are excluding me from one of my nation’s national holidays” BY SAYING *HAPPY HOLIDAYS??????????* IT’S LITERALLY THE BROADEST POSSIBLE TERM. IS CHRISTMAS A HOLIDAY? YES? *THEN IT’S INCLUDED IN THE PHRASE HAPPY HOLIDAYS*
    i just. i can’t deal with these people.

    • @resveries_
      @resveries_ Před 8 měsíci +2

      also, what fucking leftists are trying to get LESS PUBLIC HOLIDAYS. i only ever see people advocating for MORE public holidays for other culture’s important celebrations, or at least setting a precedent for people from other cultural backgrounds to get their important days off work

    • @UnfortunatelyTheHunger
      @UnfortunatelyTheHunger Před 4 měsíci +2

      It's a shibboleth. Saying "Merry Christmas" to someone and awaiting the reaction, is an easy way to see if they're also willing to restore/preserve the Christian hegemony over human civilization

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff Před 5 měsíci +91

    Americans: "Don't force your stuff on us, we want to celebrate our Christmas without having to think of other types of celebration around the same time".
    Also Americans: telling everyone to have a happy thanksgiving all over the internet.

    • @S3lkie-Gutz
      @S3lkie-Gutz Před 5 měsíci +27

      Especially to indigenous people on the internet, as if the holiday isn't a colonialist concept itself and is just a glorification of the massacre of the Nauset Pequot and Mashpee Wampanoag people. There's a reason why it's regarded as a National Day of Mourning to indigenous people, just like there's a remembrance day for the Holocaust. America isn't the only country in the world and not all countries celebrate the mass dying from settler-brought diseases and genocide against indigenous people masqueraded as a "wholesome" holiday to celebrate with family

  • @knighter1209
    @knighter1209 Před 10 měsíci +1904

    Honestly, all of this "War on Christmas" shit would make a great Christmas movie about a Conservative discovering the true meaning of Christmas.

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 Před 5 měsíci +74

      Call up Hallmark with this idea

    • @oreohunter7798
      @oreohunter7798 Před 5 měsíci +132

      That’s the Grinch

    • @matthewwilton7778
      @matthewwilton7778 Před 5 měsíci +5

      Lmao nice

    • @ichbinben.
      @ichbinben. Před 5 měsíci +73

      @@oreohunter7798 They could call the movie "The Cringe"

    • @aa-tx7th
      @aa-tx7th Před 4 měsíci

      hopefully they would discover the joy of su!cide instead 🤣

  • @Sheila_Chu
    @Sheila_Chu Před rokem +3496

    So let me get this straight... The same people who says "its not a big deal" to misgender people and use the wrong pronouns on purpose to be indecent, are the same who say "it IS a big deal" to not say Merry Christmas cause it hurts their feelings and "destroys" their religion...

    • @bannedvideos3399
      @bannedvideos3399 Před rokem +9

      Pronouns are giving not decided by the person lol

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 Před rokem +533

      @@bannedvideos3399 🤡

    • @isdrakon9802
      @isdrakon9802 Před rokem +474

      @@bannedvideos3399 I really wish I had the energy to argue with you but I've had this argument so many times that I can't bother to fail at convincing a brick wall of something

    • @RayanNamii
      @RayanNamii Před rokem

      Yeah, these are the same people. Only what they believe matters, and these idiots believe that all trans people are p3dophiles but that the left is trying to destroy christmas, y'know, cuz that makes sense and is definitely the truth. It's sad.

    • @bugdracula1662
      @bugdracula1662 Před rokem +210

      @@bannedvideos3399 but what do they give 🤔

  • @oswaldfriedman7116
    @oswaldfriedman7116 Před 5 měsíci +111

    As a Jewish person, I sure do love reading my bible and celebrating my christmases! Yessiree, I see Christmas as a holiday important to my religion, a religion partially defined by how we don’t think Jesus was the messiah. Yep, these guys obviously recognize how deeply hurt Jewish people are by Christmas being less prevalent, and it has NOTHING to do with how saying Jewish people are part of the groups that want to replace their culture makes it sound EVEN MORE similar to an infamous theory they totally DONT invoke for profit.

  • @zubetp
    @zubetp Před 4 měsíci +92

    when i worked retail, a lady once complained to me at the register that someone had supposedly told her "happy holidays" at the walmart earlier. she went, "why not 'merry christmas'?"
    i said, "they probably wanted you to have a happy new year, too." christmas is a quixotic hell in retail, so i was exhausted and i think my brain broke. unprompted, i suddenly sang, "and a happy new year. good tidings we bring..." then i stopped, because i forgot the rest of the words.
    the woman appeared to be buffering for the rest of the transaction. she responded to my prompts ("do you have a rewards card?" etc) but didn't really speak until after she had paid. then she narrowed her eyes and looked directly at my face. she said very unmerrily, "merry christmas."
    and i smiled and said, "oh, thank you so much! you as well!"
    sometimes i still think about her face. and about how i got my very first traffic ticket driving home that night.

    • @OdinsSage
      @OdinsSage Před 4 měsíci +26

      Reeeeeaaallly confuses those rightys when you remind them there are other holidays in there that even they acknowledge or celebrate.

    • @SOLO.DANDELION
      @SOLO.DANDELION Před 4 měsíci +7

      Glad u made it back safely. Seen some people get hurt because they're tired after work and lost focus

  • @firmanchristiansianturi4794
    @firmanchristiansianturi4794 Před rokem +6848

    As a leftist, why would I want to destroy Christmas, aka the longest holiday I ever get?

    • @z.kaminska130
      @z.kaminska130 Před rokem +163

      I feel so lucky to have Chanuka and Pesach, that both last 8 days

    • @gedeonnunes5626
      @gedeonnunes5626 Před rokem +151

      You gotta come to Brasil, we have the longest holidays ever and, depending on where you live, you may get a combo of holidays

    • @Generic_Gaming_Channel
      @Generic_Gaming_Channel Před rokem

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    • @ATotalDumDum
      @ATotalDumDum Před rokem +10

      As a normal person, why would you make it about you?

    • @idiomi8556
      @idiomi8556 Před rokem +2

      @BlightWorxx as a borderline sociopathic madman with homicidal/suicidal tendencies, they weren't. They were making a basic joke about how Christmas gives them time off, and that means it should stay. also "normal person" is bulls**t, and why are you even on hbomberguys channel? He's left-wing, evidently unlike you.

  • @mitsuo0221
    @mitsuo0221 Před 3 lety +2821

    Ngl, the priest is a chad for concerning about their religion being used as marketing instead of not enough christian

    • @synthetic240
      @synthetic240 Před 3 lety +335

      And the Fox presenters are like deer in the headlights, like they clearly didn't expect him to say any of that, so they stick to the script and say "That's a good point! Anyway, here's a list of companies that don't include enough Christian symbology enough in their advertising."

    • @seanwarren9357
      @seanwarren9357 Před 2 lety +76

      The irony is the entire Christ story is an analog of stolen ancient astrological findings. That is why the rebirth myth is pervasive to many religions. Christianity basically rebranded paganism and codified capitalism with religious dogma. LOL
      Oh how the tables have turned.

    • @sluttyMapleSyrup
      @sluttyMapleSyrup Před 2 lety +89

      @@seanwarren9357 And yet the Bible itself -- and their messiah in general -- is pretty anti-capitalist, definitely anti-aristocracy 😆

    • @seanwarren9357
      @seanwarren9357 Před 2 lety +14

      @@sluttyMapleSyrup Outwardly only, I would argue. That said, the money changers were not representative of jesus' feelings on capitalism in general, but rather usury and what it has become, the stock markets and financialization (speculative trading and the profiteering of it while contributing nothing to the actual markets). That's not to say he was real or anything, but the ideas put forth by the author's and editors and their analogous protagonists that serve to codify and enter their approved values into social constructs, surely warned at the risk of such economic mechanisms.
      That said, it was an archaic time and if they really anticipated where we are to day, it must have only been roughly envisioned as an analog to the Pharos, much in the way that our modern billionaires are the counterpart to entities and powerful organizations such as they had at the time...
      As for aristocracy, what is the structural design of churches and the holy Trinity itself if not an architectural prototype of a monastic subversive counter to monarchist structures that dominated the social paradigm if the social organizations that formed post agricultural revolution?

    • @sluttyMapleSyrup
      @sluttyMapleSyrup Před 2 lety +68

      @@seanwarren9357 I mean, I doubt they had a word for "capitalism" at the time, but his general philosophy of, "You cannot find enlightenment while burdened down by material possessions and money" is pretty antithetical to capitalism and consumerism. Using the lens of their time as best I can, they'd probably view corporations and the like as hidden dukes/barons; they control large amounts of people, have a sizeable amount of "land" (just oriented vertically or scattered across the planet in tiny boxes), are a primary source of income and facilitation of modern life, and exist within other "kingdoms" (nations)...
      Last paragraph: I think I'm following what you're saying, but there are too many technical terms back-to-back-to-back to where I can't even formulate a response because you've just overloaded my brain with sociological jargon 😆

  • @LucyOriel
    @LucyOriel Před 5 měsíci +54

    Love how they are happy to say "Yuletide", which is a pagan holiday.

  • @mrflappie6553
    @mrflappie6553 Před 5 měsíci +167

    As a raging militant atheist, when december starts and people wish me a Merry Christmas... I smile and wish them a Merry Christmas back. It's the right thing to do. 2000 years ago this cool hippie philosopher tried to tell people life would be better if they would just be a bit nicer to eachother and then got killed for it. Even if I don't believe this cool chap existed, the fact remains it's a nice story with a good message. The only thing that enrages me about the Christmas period is Mariah Carey's godawful Christmas song being played on the radio. every. fucking. hour. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, and Happy Holidays as well.

    • @jollymastermind1237
      @jollymastermind1237 Před 5 měsíci +5

      Did you mean that you don’t believe Jesus was the son of God?? Cause he was a real person that existed… I understand not believing in God or that he was the son of God, but like he still existed just like you and me are existing.

    • @quartzninja
      @quartzninja Před 5 měsíci +31

      ​@@jollymastermind1237You would be surprised how little evidence there actually is for the singular person described within the bible to be Jesus.

    • @mrflappie6553
      @mrflappie6553 Před 5 měsíci +14

      Exactly this. Obviously I do not believe in a son of God, since I don't believe gods exist. There were mentions by historians of people like Jesus but no proof the Jesus of the bible actually existed. But that said, I have no problems with people believing he was real and was who his followers claim he is.

    • @destroyer4929
      @destroyer4929 Před 5 měsíci +2

      I mean Mariah Cary is eternally memed upon

    • @rebound1340
      @rebound1340 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Awful take all I want for Christmas for you is a FUCKING BOP
      I agree with the rest tho

  • @wynngwynn
    @wynngwynn Před 3 lety +639

    "As a white Christian I find the term "Christmas Cracker" quite insulting." Paul Joseph Watson 2024

    • @AliceLoverdrive
      @AliceLoverdrive Před 3 lety +10

      Christmas Crack, though, sounds quite fine.

    • @knightogourd
      @knightogourd Před 3 lety +3

      @@tfwthelsdkicksin6083 not at all, lol

    • @factsandlogic.8762
      @factsandlogic.8762 Před 3 lety

      @@AliceLoverdrive back to the pagan roots of saturnalia we go, this time with _crack :)_

    • @d.o.m.i.
      @d.o.m.i. Před 3 lety

      lmaoooo

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 Před dnem

      Hi I'm from 2024 and the only reason no one's mentioned him being that big of a punchline is because he's completely irrelevant now

  • @arcticdino1650
    @arcticdino1650 Před 3 lety +3007

    Two Hbomberguy videos in a week? What is this, Christm- wait a minute

    • @thezachman1
      @thezachman1 Před 3 lety +88

      oh god, WE'RE CRACKING THE CODE

    • @equasimilione6493
      @equasimilione6493 Před 3 lety +57

      *X-Files theme intensifies*

    • @alexscriabin
      @alexscriabin Před 3 lety +33

      "What is this, my birthday? … did I just imply I'm Christ-"

    • @Leftistattheparty
      @Leftistattheparty Před 3 lety +11

      I think we mean Holida-

    • @PittsburghSonido
      @PittsburghSonido Před 3 lety +10

      Can we still the “ribbed-for-her-pleasure coffee machines?” You said it was Christmas.

  • @partly_disconnected
    @partly_disconnected Před 3 měsíci +30

    "Jesus - He came for you" uh huh, he sure did. Just last night to be exact

  • @capngeeoff
    @capngeeoff Před 4 měsíci +48

    I mean it should be obvious but "Happy Holidays" also includes an implied "Happy New Year", so it's appropriate to say to people who you will not see from Christmas to New Years, such as your coworkers and casual acquaintances

    • @BeardedWoodland
      @BeardedWoodland Před 4 měsíci +5

      You don't see your coworkers on Christmas and New Year's? What's it like not being a hospitality slave?

  • @TuffMelon
    @TuffMelon Před 3 lety +871

    "Its a war on christmas!"
    Every single retail worker that has to listen to christmas carols non-stop for 2+ months: *"Fuckin' wish it was."*

    • @skepticmoderate5790
      @skepticmoderate5790 Před 3 lety +30

      I worked in a kitchen back in 2017 and I'm so glad because we got to blast alt rock 24/7 instead of the Christmas garbage that the rest of the place played.

    • @daishoryujin95
      @daishoryujin95 Před 3 lety +12

      SIMPLY
      HAVING A
      WONDERFUL
      CHRISTMASTIIIIME

    • @cristinadecisneros3987
      @cristinadecisneros3987 Před 3 lety +31

      AND NOT EVEN GOOD "CHRISTMAS MUSIC" LIKE THE TRANSIBERIAN ORCESTRA AND MANNHEIM STEAMROLLER.
      BUT EVERY HORRIBLE COVER OF SANTA BABY AND LAST CHRISTMAS (the only valid versions are Eartha Kitt and WHAM!)

    • @theomegajuice8660
      @theomegajuice8660 Před 3 lety +26

      I worked in retail every Christmas from the age of 15 (I lied about my age to get the job) and 24. I'd be on the front fucking lines for a war on Christmas and I'd bayonet Mariah Carey between the eyes

    • @notoriousblt1038
      @notoriousblt1038 Před 3 lety +7

      *Mariah Carey intensifies*

  • @HotDad
    @HotDad Před 3 lety +13238

    you say all of this, but my friend's mom said "merry christmas" one time and they took her away

    • @Strivez
      @Strivez Před 3 lety +342

      My friends mum won’t let us play bible blaster :(

    • @swansonjoe7121
      @swansonjoe7121 Před 3 lety +604

      This happened to my uncle one night. One too many drinks and a "merry Christmas" slipped out. I never saw him again 😔

    • @s.bakyhnh1756
      @s.bakyhnh1756 Před 3 lety +441

      Those gosh darned Communist Socialist System of Islam's ANTIFA Super Soldiers.

    • @alexsalamander4251
      @alexsalamander4251 Před 3 lety +108

      d...daddy?

    • @nategolden4087
      @nategolden4087 Před 3 lety +100

      Your friends mom wasn't very big money.

  • @chrisbuek
    @chrisbuek Před 5 měsíci +35

    After winning their respective wars, Christmas and Drugs will now go to war with each other.

  • @FiksIIanzO
    @FiksIIanzO Před 7 měsíci +105

    I absolutely love that the entire "Attack on Christmas" panic is completely shatttered by just remembering how many Christians straight up travel to another country just to see _Chinese New Year._ It's as if people like to party and watch fireworks, no matter what it's called

  • @bt3743
    @bt3743 Před 2 lety +4929

    I remember the opening of 1984 when Orwell, in an attempt to establish the dystopian setting had the main character walk into his local Tesco to find that Christmas wad written nowhere in the store

    • @kg7219
      @kg7219 Před 2 lety +289

      thats the most annoying thing, when people try to reference 1984 as something that is equivalent to the way modern society is... like... i feel like most of them didnt even read 1984... or if they did they entirely missed the fucking point of it lmfao

    • @kg7219
      @kg7219 Před 2 lety +110

      and by that i mean when u see a video talking about mask / vax mandates and there are hundreds of comments saying "THIS IS THE FUTURE ORWELL WARNED US ABOUT" or "1984 IS HERE" without realizing that they have literally made this comment on their internet connected device... like bro if u have a phone the listening post is already on ur person at all times... they already gotchu boomers and u dont even realize it

    • @chris-bacon205
      @chris-bacon205 Před 2 lety +69

      @@kg7219 yes. I hear this all the time and the worst part is that a right wing version"1984" is possible to. Like people think it was a warning against leftism according to them. But think about it. Instead of "big brother is watching you" it would be something like "God is watching you". The message is about obedience not "radical Marxism". I think a version of insoc could exist in both the left and right. I've noticed they use God to throw out criticism. I've seen people like prageru qeustion the first amendment for allowing other religions to exist in the county and by qeustioning the legimacy of the first amendment. He's also the same guy that made the infamous quote of "if you value your life, obey". Let that sink in.

    • @chris-bacon205
      @chris-bacon205 Před 2 lety +78

      @@kg7219 also that point.🤣🤣 these middle aged fool complain about there free speech being taken away while USING free speech.

    • @animeotaku307
      @animeotaku307 Před 2 lety +29

      Poor guy must be rolling in his grave.

  • @johnwallen5719
    @johnwallen5719 Před 2 lety +5847

    As a leftist and a secularist, I'm outraged that I didn't get the memo about our plans to destroy Christmas.

    • @LividCreature
      @LividCreature Před 2 lety +283

      I know! I also never got that retainer payment check from George Soros and my Freemason pin.

    • @liannsmith7317
      @liannsmith7317 Před 2 lety +68

      I had all these secularist trash bags for the christmas crackers and I wasn’t even invited!

    • @LividCreature
      @LividCreature Před 2 lety +11

      @@liannsmith7317 is that a metaphor?

    • @lillianglove1350
      @lillianglove1350 Před 2 lety +254

      As a gay, I am also offended that I was not told about our plans of world domination with Lil Nas X's Gay Ray!

    • @josephvh1
      @josephvh1 Před 2 lety +182

      @@lillianglove1350 you'd know if you read this months gay agenda

  • @Nieveria
    @Nieveria Před 4 měsíci +47

    there was never a real war on christmas, but there's always been a war on halloween. this year i saw christmas decorations in stores as early as MID OCTOBER

  • @zelculothesquid8201
    @zelculothesquid8201 Před 7 měsíci +63

    You know, I just realized something. It’s a bit grim to have crosses out on Christmas, isn’t it? “Happy birthday Jesus, to celebrate here’s the instrument of your demise.” Thinking about it, my church never really had more than the usual amount of crosses for Christmas. Focus was on wreaths and candles.

    • @OdinsSage
      @OdinsSage Před 4 měsíci +4

      Yeah, I've never understood using a medieval torturing device as the symbol for your patron. The rock rolled away from his tomb would frankly make more sense. Or the crown of thorns, even. Though I guess using a symbol of torture does lean into the far-right kink of persecution and martyrdom.

    • @prefertoremainanonymous-vp2gp
      @prefertoremainanonymous-vp2gp Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@OdinsSage Fun fact: I've seen some Christians use the icthus (I call it the Jesus Fish). The reason it's a fish is that the first letters of the Greek translation of the phrase "Jesus Christ, God's Son, Savior" spell out 'icthus,' which is the Greek word for fish. However, I haven't seen anyone try to replace the cross with the icthus.

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 Před 2 lety +3158

    "You're not inclusive. You're hurtful."
    Oh, so NOW we have to care about the feelings of a particular group? CURIOUS.

    • @DullEyes100
      @DullEyes100 Před 2 lety

      yea but only when it comes to made up bullshit. caring about real things is leftist Marxism however

    • @screamsintothevoid9968
      @screamsintothevoid9968 Před 2 lety +281

      Feelings are only important when they are MY feelings and not the ones of a minority

    • @jessehammer123
      @jessehammer123 Před rokem +28

      To be fair, I think he said that as a way of getting in a little dig at people who are willing to share their emotions instead of bottling them up until they become school shooters, but yeah.

    • @bugdracula1662
      @bugdracula1662 Před rokem +4

      @@screamsintothevoid9968 UNLESS I am in a minority, which I definitely am, 100%

    • @Tomsm8
      @Tomsm8 Před rokem +3

      if you want others to care about yours, yes.

  • @d.o.m.i.
    @d.o.m.i. Před 3 lety +1882

    "judeo-christian values and traditions are important"
    "ok, let's start saying happy hollidays so we also include hanukkah"
    "NO-"

    • @kettiar
      @kettiar Před 3 lety +145

      To be fair, as a Jew, I am vaguely annoyed at the people who demonstrate their wokeness by remembering that Chanuka exists (only because it's next to Christmas) and they're all HAPPY HOLIDAYS but don't actually pay attention to Jews' important holidays, or care about Jews struggling not to use up all their vacation days just so they can celebrate their holidays

    • @StardustLegend
      @StardustLegend Před 3 lety +347

      @@k2ggers961 welp I didn't think we'd reach holocaust denialism 3 replies into a comment chain and yet here we are unfortunately

    • @Ab0x
      @Ab0x Před 3 lety +140

      @@StardustLegend went from 0 to 100 real quick

    • @appleslover
      @appleslover Před 3 lety +60

      What about making it "Abrahamic values" and celebrating "eid al adha" and "Eid al ftr"? (Muslim fests)

    • @awest182
      @awest182 Před 3 lety +14

      @@k2ggers961 oh boy

  • @PaleCentaur
    @PaleCentaur Před 6 měsíci +101

    I just noticed that Hbomberguy pronounces the "t" in Christmas. I've lived in the US basically my entire life, and at least for where I've lived, the t has always been silent.
    I guess British people just really can't do without their T.

    • @ClaudiaNW
      @ClaudiaNW Před 4 měsíci +22

      Hbomberguy is of course known for his high T!

    • @NeonKnight707
      @NeonKnight707 Před 3 měsíci

      @@ClaudiaNWoh yeah, people with high T are known to be lispy and limp-wristed

    • @ClaudiaNW
      @ClaudiaNW Před 3 měsíci

      @@NeonKnight707 People with high T are known to go bald by their 30s, which hbomb has done (having foreshadowed it by telling us in the Soy Boys video that he had high T).
      Also I wouldn't describe him as "limp wristed" or "lispy", but I suppose I should expect a certain amount of gratuitous homophobia from someone called "Thunder-Cock". (Who I doubt actually watched the video. Notably, one of the passages James Somerton stole was about how camp illustrates that gender roles are superficial, a matter of style!)

    • @dommiesgrl
      @dommiesgrl Před 2 měsíci +1

      Ba dum tsss

  • @bxrzxrk452
    @bxrzxrk452 Před 4 měsíci +26

    I like the implication that these people genuinely believe they would have no moral compass without religion

  • @disemvowel4846
    @disemvowel4846 Před 3 lety +1590

    Can we talk for a minute about how disingenuous the phrase "Judeo-Christian" is when talking about the war on Christmas? Since Jews, pretty famously, aren't the ones fighting to keep Christ in Christmas.

    • @jamesb.russell2942
      @jamesb.russell2942 Před 3 lety +102

      Basically it's so Bill can say Christian without being Shoah'd by the company. It's a common trope but it's always been an oxymoron.

    • @jordanetherington1922
      @jordanetherington1922 Před 3 lety +172

      Also pretty pointedly excludes Muslims.

    • @LeonardoAlcantarD
      @LeonardoAlcantarD Před 3 lety +81

      Well, Dennis Prager is Jewish, it's not about christianity though, it's about making money off oil barons

    • @yoissymashups9101
      @yoissymashups9101 Před 3 lety +192

      As a jewish person, every time conservatives say judeo-christian values I'm just like:
      "Don't...
      Lump me in with you."

    • @o5-council238
      @o5-council238 Před 3 lety +72

      Oh don't worry about that. They don't actually like Jewish people

  • @harveyholmes9533
    @harveyholmes9533 Před 3 lety +2867

    Everyone’s got plenty of time for one Pathologic and half a RWBY before we get started
    Edit: He really wasn’t lying all those years ago when he talked about his testosterone, we’re about two videos away from him looking like Kratos

    • @harveyholmes9533
      @harveyholmes9533 Před 3 lety +71

      Also first and if anyone else claims it they’re on the naughty list

    • @darien9487
      @darien9487 Před 3 lety +1

      @@harveyholmes9533 no u

    • @harveyholmes9533
      @harveyholmes9533 Před 3 lety +7

      @@darien9487 can’t argue with that

    • @sabotabo7476
      @sabotabo7476 Před 3 lety +37

      I think I’ll watch new vegas again

    • @theinfantmetroid
      @theinfantmetroid Před 3 lety +24

      Already watched the Pathologic one today and I'll DO IT AGAIN

  • @Dr.Starbound
    @Dr.Starbound Před měsícem +11

    Honestly, I respect the priest for his statement on commercialism in Christmas, then sticking to it when Fox tried to derail him. Pretty based.

  • @grumblyarcher
    @grumblyarcher Před 4 měsíci +22

    All I can think about this year is that somewhere in Harry's home is a pile of 'Naughty Elves' he bought for one shot.

  • @izayus11
    @izayus11 Před 3 lety +1892

    I love how people would complain about "the sjws", "political correct people", snowflakes, participation trophy generation, cancel culture and censorship in one breath, and then moan about someone saying "happy holidays".

    • @benman9242
      @benman9242 Před 3 lety +195

      "And that's what these darned sensitive snowflakes are all about..."
      "Anyway back to my list of people who didn't call them Christmas crackers"

    • @fantomp1773
      @fantomp1773 Před 3 lety +80

      Lets start calling them cjws, Christian Justice Warriors, or in this case, Christmas Justice Warriors

    • @creed8712
      @creed8712 Před 3 lety +7

      It’s all the same people. That’s the thing you start to realize about these sides is they’re basically the same. I mean if you want a room full of uptight Christian conservatives and liberal gender studies majors to agree on something tell them Videogames are bad. They’ll say different things, one will talk about how it corrupts the youth and violence and the other will spout about ist and phobias but they both reach the same conclusion

    • @xmlthegreat
      @xmlthegreat Před 3 lety +138

      @@creed8712 no liberal gender studies major says "Bideo gaem bad" you Muppet. They're asking people to make better games by including more characters that non-white people can see themselves as, to not fall into empty stereotypes, or they're saying that this was a trend and this is the reason why. Go read an actual paper.

    • @renlevy411
      @renlevy411 Před 3 lety +76

      @@creed8712 You know there are many Liberals and Communist that actually play videogame. The fact that you mention game in a video unrelated to game show the fact that you are a Hardcore Gamergater. BTW being Incel is not cool.

  • @fatimagic1365
    @fatimagic1365 Před 3 lety +1629

    i'm an american muslim who celebrates christmas in the secular, festive "give gifts, eat food" kind of way. try being anything but a christian in this country and then tell me how "under attack" christanity is. my parents raised us muslim and yet my sister and i know more about christianity and christian mythology because literally 70% of this country is christian and you tend to pick it up in everyday life. christianity, christmas, etc. is going absolutely nowhere. and that's actually an oddly comforting thing after this horrible year. happy holidays, everyone.

    • @cristinadecisneros3987
      @cristinadecisneros3987 Před 3 lety +39

      word.

    • @matthewlister3755
      @matthewlister3755 Před 3 lety +134

      The biggest tip I ever got back when I busked in Boston was from a woman wearing a hijab. It was around the holidays so I was only playing Christmas tunes. Who gives a busker $20? I talked to my Muslim aunt about it and she was not in the least bit surprised. She's from Pakistan and both her and her family love Christmas despite being observant Muslims. I was raised Catholic but I'm not a particularly religious adult and I love it, too, so it makes sense. It's just a fun thing to do, and what's wrong with that? If it means something to your religion fine, celebrate it the way you want, no one's saying you can't, but don't take a dump on the rest of us who want to enjoy it, too, and celebrate it the way we want to.

    • @Molly-vn2hf
      @Molly-vn2hf Před 3 lety +9

      EEeeEeEEvvvViIiLlL

    • @sixstringedthing
      @sixstringedthing Před 3 lety +22

      Massive respect for recognising that sometimes we all need to return to the status quo, even if the "normal" state of things doesn't necessarily align with your beliefs. Sometimes all we need is a half-decent reason to not be shitty towards each other, and personally I don't really care if it's called "Christmas" or "Ramadan" or "Hannukah" or whatever.
      Happy holidays! 😉

    • @MarkoArillius
      @MarkoArillius Před 3 lety +36

      Christmas is a pagan holiday that the church adopted to make Christian cause they couldn't convince people to pray for Jesus.

  • @rothenotmale4749
    @rothenotmale4749 Před 5 měsíci +21

    as an athiest whenever everyone says merry christmas i turn green and my heart shrinks and i steal lots of presents and i put it in a big sack and then my dog drives me away in a flying sleigh

  • @jenb7756
    @jenb7756 Před 5 měsíci +30

    I'm always deeply amused that Fox chose Father Martin as their guest. They obviously don't do any research or they would have known he wouldn't parrot their talking points

  • @brookb6488
    @brookb6488 Před rokem +1609

    I also think its somewhat disturbing that these grifters will constantly say "Judeo-Christian" or "Christians and Jews" whenever they are making their points, even when the things they're saying only applies to Christians. They're playing the "I can't be antisemitic because I'm constantly including Jewish people" argument.

    • @michaelgoldstein8516
      @michaelgoldstein8516 Před rokem +180

      Absolutely. These same people will say “oh my god what are they off for now?” when kids have off for a Jewish holiday.

    • @alicethemad1613
      @alicethemad1613 Před rokem +61

      @Michael Goldstein man that hits a little too close to home. Grade school and middle school were a rough time

    • @michaelgoldstein8516
      @michaelgoldstein8516 Před rokem +109

      @@alicethemad1613 not even just then. I have had non-Jewish physicians say that Jewish doctors who don’t want to work on the sabbath are just trying to get out of work, meanwhile they are extremely supportive of Christian or Muslim doctors wanting off for the same number of days. But the Jews who push back on that are just “overreacting” and need to chill. It happens everywhere, even among educated people.

    • @kronemerj
      @kronemerj Před 11 měsíci +52

      I'm Jewish and I am like why are you dragging us into this

    • @saulgallagher5668
      @saulgallagher5668 Před 8 měsíci

      And then they use "cultural Marxist" as a term, which literally comes from Nazis

  • @tildessmoo
    @tildessmoo Před rokem +4749

    "I've lost enough IQ points that I think IQ is real" may well be the best HBG line ever.

    • @nihilego3634
      @nihilego3634 Před rokem +38

      @@miccharacter.coomiebully6707 how so

    • @ekki1993
      @ekki1993 Před rokem +72

      @@miccharacter.coomiebully6707 Oh, my, you didn't get it, did you?

    • @MsZsc
      @MsZsc Před rokem

      i don't think denying iq exists as one tool demeans nor empowers anybody. You can not care about it and still not say it doesn't exist

    • @tildessmoo
      @tildessmoo Před rokem +253

      @@MsZsc IQ is largely useless as a tool. About the only thing it's good for is testing your ability to take tests. It gives racist, sexist, ageist, ethnocentric, urbanist, and anti-neurodivergent results, and your score can be affected by a good 40 points by missing your morning coffee. To call IQ a tool is like calling a ¼" breaker bar a tool: under _very_ specific circumstances, it can be not only very useful, but exactly what you need; the rest of the time it's a novelty item that got sold to you as a tool.
      EDIT: Um... It looks like the comment I was responding to ceased to be by the time I responded? Eh, I'll leave this up in case anyone else is confused.

    • @kanzkat420
      @kanzkat420 Před rokem +17

      @tildessmoo IQ is cool because I get to brag lol

  • @TakaComics
    @TakaComics Před 5 měsíci +26

    By getting mad at "Happy Holidays," saying it isn't including Christmas, they are basically stating they don't think Christmas is a "holy day."

  • @henryam503
    @henryam503 Před 3 lety +4083

    Getting my friend to watch the hbomberguy political videos so he'll respect hbomberguy enough as an authority source so I can moffatpill him with the Sherlock video

    • @hbomberguy
      @hbomberguy  Před 3 lety +2339

      this is the opposite of how it usually goes

    • @henryam503
      @henryam503 Před 3 lety +688

      @@hbomberguy I have a lot of people in my life who hold leftist political views but also think Sherlock is great and moffat is an all time great show runner

    • @flansolo94
      @flansolo94 Před 3 lety +267

      ​@@henryam503 this is actually how it went for me lmoa I used to love Sherlock and had since lost interest in it but still thought it was good. and then i found hbomb from his political videos and /then/ watched the sherlock video. and yeah.

    • @xmlthegreat
      @xmlthegreat Před 3 lety +38

      @@henryam503 you are based

    • @aishwariyaroy1636
      @aishwariyaroy1636 Před 3 lety +29

      @@hbomberguy oh my god he knows

  • @dramatictrauma331
    @dramatictrauma331 Před 3 lety +1183

    I’m sorry but seeing Alex Jones screaming “Merry Christmas” at the top of his lungs while concerned passerbys just slowly shuffle away from him is definitely a highlight of my 2020.

    • @illbill5904
      @illbill5904 Před 3 lety +27

      The highlight of my 2020 was seeing Hbomber transform into Caddicarus from 2016
      No one is going to get that refrence.

    • @dramatictrauma331
      @dramatictrauma331 Před 3 lety +17

      @@illbill5904
      Well I’m fairness most youtube game reviewers from 2012-2016 were really big on beards haha.

    • @ayemessdee
      @ayemessdee Před 3 lety +14

      Old Man Yells at Tree 🗣️

    • @TopLob
      @TopLob Před 3 lety +13

      Americans be like: "This really brings me into the spirit of the season... meth addicts screaming about Jesus..."

    • @missmorbid1439
      @missmorbid1439 Před 3 lety +14

      The only thing that would have made it better is if some oblivious stranger just walked by and was like "Happy Holidays to you too!"

  • @yourwife1111
    @yourwife1111 Před 5 měsíci +20

    As well as White Christmas being written for a movie literally called Holiday Inn, it was written for Berlin’s son who passed away on Christmas Day. The fact that it is called White Christmas makes perfect since when you put those two things together, that it was written for a movie set partially during Christmas and to mourn his son who died on Christmas Day. Truly mind boggling things happening over at PragerU.

  • @viniqbios_csat
    @viniqbios_csat Před měsícem +9

    I live in Uruguay. A lot of people here call Christmas "Family Day". We've successfully taken the Christ out of Christmas

  • @johnbaladon6134
    @johnbaladon6134 Před 3 lety +824

    "there´s a war on christmas" he said, while clowning around in front of a HUGE christmas tree in the TOWN CENTER paid for by tax payers

    • @brifox
      @brifox Před 3 lety +72

      Also screaming about how he won't be silenced... as nobody is even remotely trying.
      That said, it would have been funny as shit if a bunch of cops dressed in over-the-top-80's-movie-badguy-uniforms were to come out from nowhere and he had to run for his life.

  • @carterowens2522
    @carterowens2522 Před rokem +1506

    I love how conservatives whine about how during pride everyone "panders to the gays" then cry that an ad doesn't have enough Christian iconography in it.

    • @guldmattbb473
      @guldmattbb473 Před 5 měsíci +136

      Something something “rules for thee but not for me”

    • @hindigente
      @hindigente Před 5 měsíci +5

      That's a weird thing to love.

    • @corbeaudejugement
      @corbeaudejugement Před 5 měsíci +56

      ​@@hindigenteirony is a very common thing to love; it's the backbone of modern internet humor

    • @hindigente
      @hindigente Před 5 měsíci +11

      I know, I know, @@corbeaudejugement. I was just being cheeky because I find this "I love " phrasing itself sort of weird (not good, nor bad, just weird).

    • @hindigente
      @hindigente Před 5 měsíci +22

      But as someone who doesn't always get irony, thanks for the heads up anyway,@@corbeaudejugement.

  • @ashbelero7726
    @ashbelero7726 Před 5 měsíci +22

    One time someone told me merry Christmas and without thinking, I said merry Christmas back. We’re both in the gulag now, but he’s my jailhouse lover and gets people to give us cigarettes for a round with my bum, so it’s going well.

    • @OdinsSage
      @OdinsSage Před 4 měsíci

      I hope you two are very happy with each other >v

  • @alertArchitect
    @alertArchitect Před 5 měsíci +21

    Real talk, the only reason I don't like hearing people say "Merry Christmas" is because I live in an area FULL of right-wingers that believe this kind of thing to a scary degree. And it makes me afraid some of them would actually try to attack me, most likely verbally but possibly physically, if I say "Happy Holidays" instead.

  • @erinkelley7101
    @erinkelley7101 Před 3 lety +1468

    "remember when they made us stop saying the n-word" is probably not the good argument you think it is, Alex

    • @k.morningstar7983
      @k.morningstar7983 Před 3 lety +191

      "first they came for the n-word...."
      0.o
      "...of course, *I* don't say the n-word."

    • @christopherseton-smith7404
      @christopherseton-smith7404 Před 3 lety +56

      @@k.morningstar7983 .........any more......?

    • @nihilego3634
      @nihilego3634 Před 3 lety +69

      @@christopherseton-smith7404 No, in public.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 Před 3 lety +48

      It is for his audience.
      There seem to be surprisingly many people who still think it is about censorship and about not being allowed to call a spade a spade.
      They also complain about how minorities get to use slurs, but they don't because they are being oppressed.

    • @basedandchristpilled
      @basedandchristpilled Před 3 lety +3

      @@davidwuhrer6704 it has nothing to do with oppression for us but rather that we believe words shouldn’t be excluded from the dictionary for emotions sake

  • @samumohacsi
    @samumohacsi Před 3 lety +632

    Angrily shouting "MERRY CHRISTMAS" at passers by while completely ignoring all the love and compassion the holiday's supposed to represent is about as 'merican as one can get.

    • @abadenoughdude300
      @abadenoughdude300 Před 3 lety +59

      Yeah for some reason the modern right concluded freedom means "be a rude twat to everyone".

    • @tubbstubbs.5311
      @tubbstubbs.5311 Před 3 lety +30

      it's like they don't know what "merry" means.

    • @devononair
      @devononair Před 3 lety +19

      HAPPY ANGRYMAS!

    • @ghaizann8960
      @ghaizann8960 Před 3 lety +27

      @@devononair MERRY PISSEDMAS

    • @devononair
      @devononair Před 3 lety +4

      @@ghaizann8960 haha

  • @SoapPod
    @SoapPod Před 5 měsíci +23

    I’ve actually kinda recognised the opposite problem. Stores near me (aside from a few places like home goods) have a very slim selection of Hanukkah or even just non secular wrapping paper. And I live in a relatively progressive area. Obviously the war on Christmas isn’t so much of a war if every store I go to has piles upon piles of Christmas merchandise and maybe 1 Hanukkah item

  • @RandomOwlExterminators
    @RandomOwlExterminators Před 5 měsíci +24

    They're just hiding the real truth. Tommy invented Christmas, but for a different universe, and didnt realise Christmas had been illegally sold to our universe on a Religion Sample Pack CD.

    • @meep_cubed170
      @meep_cubed170 Před 4 měsíci

      This made me laugh out loud in front of my family and now they think I’ve lost my mind

    • @Ringothetankengine-qy1vl
      @Ringothetankengine-qy1vl Před 3 měsíci +2

      A shit, it turns out Joey invented it. we've been lied to this whole time.

    • @lilyofthatvelley
      @lilyofthatvelley Před 26 dny

      ​​@@Ringothetankengine-qy1vl it always is Joey! Tommy's mother is proud of tom- Joey

  • @adventure4509
    @adventure4509 Před 3 lety +4150

    "The communist Socialist System of Islam" is the most wrong and nonsensical sentence i ever heard, and i LOVE it!
    Edit: Happy Hollydays you Soyboys! I hope y'all survived 2020's hangover

    • @alfalafelstine1536
      @alfalafelstine1536 Před 3 lety +175

      Jihad on Christmas.

    • @0g0mogosepikworld31
      @0g0mogosepikworld31 Před 3 lety +73

      I have nothing witty to say about this. It is just beautiful

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 Před 3 lety +193

      Do you think they believe "Muslim" is just another word for "people I hate?"

    • @AnimatedTerror
      @AnimatedTerror Před 3 lety +246

      @@skeetsmcgrew3282 it’s a blanket term used for anything from the Middle East area of planet earth. Doesn’t matter if that’s where they are from or even what they believe. It’s just “MUSLIM” because we need a scapegoat to help us ignore the underlying fact that most of America is about to implode on itself if actually work to fix it doesn’t start soon.

    • @DIGITALGH05T
      @DIGITALGH05T Před 3 lety +189

      @@skeetsmcgrew3282 i mean communism is just a word for "thing i dont like" in america. this one lady held a sign that said "integration is communism!" when segregation was around lmao

  • @jamesbrooks9321
    @jamesbrooks9321 Před 3 lety +655

    "First they came for the n-word users and I did not speak out, because I don't use the n-word. Then they came for me-and there was no one left to speak for me." - Alex Jones

    • @anonthe-third2367
      @anonthe-third2367 Před 2 lety +4

      Fantastic quote mashup, well done.

    • @tsrenis
      @tsrenis Před 2 lety +20

      @Gaius Octavius nah, Alex Jones seems more like the guy to hide his racism in thin veils
      Like an old grandpa type racism but a bit more intense and active

    • @schimpansarvagn436
      @schimpansarvagn436 Před 2 lety

      @Gaius Octavius okay in that case he definitively doesn’t use the N word, if he is unable to hide it if he used it. Good!

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 Před 2 lety +1

      @@schimpansarvagn436 CZcams has P0rn-issues; did you knew?
      It also does have a reportbutton; did you knew?
      You can combine both facts if you know.

    • @rexalley8397
      @rexalley8397 Před 2 lety +1

      I saw this comment before i saw the clip and hooo boy was i suprised to find out it was real

  • @bluefan898
    @bluefan898 Před 4 měsíci +10

    I work retail. Whenever someone tells me "Merry Christmas" I respond with "Happy holidays" since I celebrate Yule.

  • @jacklandismusic
    @jacklandismusic Před 5 měsíci +11

    12:57 “Oh no, my crosses are burning” went over my head for almost three full years somehow

  • @neurotypicalkirby1344
    @neurotypicalkirby1344 Před 3 lety +1897

    The more I watch this the more I think the right thinks the left is secretly run by the grinch

    • @markuslemont6824
      @markuslemont6824 Před 3 lety +17

      lmao

    • @markuslemont6824
      @markuslemont6824 Před 3 lety +21

      good comment 10/10

    • @ithinkflutterawesome6511
      @ithinkflutterawesome6511 Před 2 lety +122

      "How The Leftists Stole -Christmas-
      Holidays"

    • @J-manli
      @J-manli Před 2 lety +91

      The root of it is insecurity from a perceived threat. Since White Conservatives Christians have held all the power until relatively recently, they don't see inclusive policies as uplifting the oppressed, but see it as oppression on them.

    • @Kriae
      @Kriae Před 2 lety +13

      shh don't reveal everything

  • @teifan6674
    @teifan6674 Před 3 lety +4179

    "I've lost enough IQ points to think IQ is real"
    Masterpiece

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Před 2 lety +93

      It doesn't bode well for me that I didn't learn how IQ was debunked as a form of measuring intelligence until this video that I only found like a month ago

    • @wordart_guian
      @wordart_guian Před 2 lety +132

      @@Sonichero151 I get that american racists have effed up the notion of IQ in the people's mind with those dumb maps (the maps should be monochromatic because iq is based on the distribution of results in a given culture, language, social group AND age group so you can't compare groups) but IQ is still a very useful tool for finding outliers and accomodating them (the gifted and intellectually disabled) in the school system (which is what IQ is for in the first place). And we still haven't found a better way to find them
      Basically IQ for individuals isn't debunked (because it's the best tool we have to find outliers now), IQ for groups (the one racists use) is obviously debunked because it relied on using the tests completely wrong

    • @boazshalit1579
      @boazshalit1579 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Sonichero151 ye me too apparantly

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 Před 2 lety +2

      @@boazshalit1579 After literally 10 Years,
      we still have this 'Boob Groping as s-ual Entertainment' from and for Idiots
      on CZcams... man, cant no one report or flag that stuff?

    • @crayolian
      @crayolian Před 2 lety +28

      I was arguing with a jabroni on Facebook and he had the audacity to say " I don't debate with anyone with an iq under 200". My butthole almost prolapsed from the shock.

  • @goeatsanta5600
    @goeatsanta5600 Před 6 měsíci +31

    Republicans get their balls in a twist about "the war on christmas" and act like Christianity is being wiped out as if Christmas has had anything to do with religion in that past 30 years. where were these people when Christmas started to get extremely commercialized?

    • @OdinsSage
      @OdinsSage Před 4 měsíci +7

      They were the ones commercializing it.

  • @RM_VFX
    @RM_VFX Před 4 měsíci +13

    One of the most played old timey Christmas songs is literally "Happy Holidays" sung by Bing Freaking Crosby, from back when America was apparently great. We've said it since I was born over 50 years ago. Probably because, fun fact, Christmas and New Year's day are a week apart every year, and it's quicker than saying "Have a Merry Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year" every time.

  • @vainpiers
    @vainpiers Před 3 lety +3313

    As a Christian the only thing ruining Christmas is capitalism

    • @muffinfighter3680
      @muffinfighter3680 Před 3 lety +207

      based 👍🏿

    • @nihilego3634
      @nihilego3634 Před 3 lety +173

      I'm not Christian but I think that this post is right.

    • @grahamdrews9290
      @grahamdrews9290 Před 3 lety +26

      Damn straight

    • @jk4351
      @jk4351 Před 3 lety +77

      I would add sentimentality and superficiality to the list.People get caught up in decoration, food, the a e s t h e t i c... Just say you're celebrating Yule, or whatever pagan tradition all of the above originated from.

    • @leebennett1821
      @leebennett1821 Před 3 lety +56

      I am Atheist and I hate the Commerciality that has crept into Christmas when these People mention the war on Christmas do they mean the we should get Back to the real meaning of Christmas Celebration of the Birth of Christ let's face it the Christian why don't People Propose that and see how how Much PragueU is onboard with that

  • @alexaliennerd3990
    @alexaliennerd3990 Před rokem +3935

    As someone who works in shopping malls, I WISH the War on Christmas was real and I don't have to listen to the same handful of Christmas songs every single day!

    • @genesisera8364
      @genesisera8364 Před rokem +385

      The war is real - it's just Christmas is the aggressor, has been winning and has already annexed several chunks of Thanksgiving and Halloween.

    • @settingsunrises
      @settingsunrises Před rokem +194

      @@genesisera8364 Army headed by Mariah Carey and her second in command, Elf on the Shelf.

    • @ihaveausernameformydog2564
      @ihaveausernameformydog2564 Před rokem +28

      i dearly hope for you sanity

    • @HiBuddyyyyyy
      @HiBuddyyyyyy Před rokem +53

      One of my friends has a competition with their family to see who can last longest without hearing last Christmas by wham. So you could make a game out of it if you want.

    • @alexaliennerd3990
      @alexaliennerd3990 Před rokem +23

      @@HiBuddyyyyyy I'll lose that game within a week.

  • @choir345
    @choir345 Před 5 měsíci +16

    This video is how I learned that christmas crackers aren’t like, Christmas themed saltines or whatever

  • @loganmckee3582
    @loganmckee3582 Před 4 měsíci +18

    The Funko Pop being voiced by Civvie 11 gave me whiplash.

    • @politepanda
      @politepanda Před 4 měsíci +7

      how come no one is even talking about this

  • @NEONBENDER
    @NEONBENDER Před 2 lety +3209

    "Ribbed for her pleasure coffee machine"
    Like conservatives would care about her pleasure in any sense

    • @bentaylor809
      @bentaylor809 Před 2 lety +20

      Hahahahahahahaha

    • @thepassingstatic6268
      @thepassingstatic6268 Před 2 lety +18

      Seriously...

    • @twat3789
      @twat3789 Před rokem +161

      I thought all the conservatives smashed their coffee machines after “the incident”

    • @jesselindsey9760
      @jesselindsey9760 Před rokem +1

      "What do you mean, you don't want to be a baby factory? Oh shit oh fuck; TEXAS, GO HUNT DOWN THEIR ASSES"

    • @ClanWiE
      @ClanWiE Před rokem +59

      They DO care... but in the other way. Women taking pleasure from sex is sinful or something.

  • @mothersbasement
    @mothersbasement Před 3 lety +8284

    I was confused by the rapid uploads for a moment, then I remembered your promise, last year, to release this video on Christmas.

    • @darienmiller1032
      @darienmiller1032 Před 3 lety +177

      Never thought I'd see you here!

    • @nategolden4087
      @nategolden4087 Před 3 lety +186

      Happy to see you're an hbomberguy fan.

    • @Twayne21Century
      @Twayne21Century Před 3 lety +35

      Glad to see you here

    • @greg8west
      @greg8west Před 3 lety +61

      Time for a collab baby

    • @bradzeringue6778
      @bradzeringue6778 Před 3 lety +111

      Kings and generals and now MB on an hbomb video? All my niche interests are converging holy shit

  • @WillyPhonken
    @WillyPhonken Před 4 měsíci +10

    Guys, I'm commenting this from the year 2345.
    Take this war on Christmas seriously. In the year 2269 they made it mandatory for us to say "Have a Black Lives Matter Pansexual Holiday that spits on the lord". This is serious!

  • @quaker47
    @quaker47 Před 7 měsíci +19

    yesterday i ate a red white and blue cookie that said patriotic cookies instead of 4th of july cookies and i promptly shat on the floor of the walmart i bought it in

    • @Narokkurai
      @Narokkurai Před 7 měsíci +4

      What's more, the Wal-Mart was in Canada.

  • @mootroidXproductions
    @mootroidXproductions Před 3 lety +7731

    "Jews believe in the Bible"
    politely begging your entire pardon, dennis?

    • @KatKaleen
      @KatKaleen Před 3 lety +710

      Kinda, sorta, partially... since Christianity is an offspring of Judaism, it overlaps when it comes to the Old Testament. And since Islam is also an abrahamitic religion, Jesus is - what was it, I forgot, a prophet or a saint? -
      EDIT: If you have a dark sense of humor, it's almost funny that members of the basically same religion kept and still keep killing each other over slight alterations to their doctrine.

    • @mootroidXproductions
      @mootroidXproductions Před 3 lety +1027

      would like to clarify that we don't read the "bible" but the torah
      christians basically don't care much about the torah, ideologically speaking, except for the homophobic parts, so the cultural overlap is pretty much nil
      i do find i relate to muslims way more than christians though

    • @tartoflan
      @tartoflan Před 3 lety +157

      @Jason Weaver Let's not start yet another crusade, please. I'm all out of Jerusalems to "retake"

    • @KatKaleen
      @KatKaleen Před 3 lety +126

      @@mootroidXproductions That's a fair point. I was raised roman-catholic, but by now I'm an agnostic theist. Can't say I cared much about how God is described in the Old Testament. He was mean and vengeful. This might very well be tinkering on the part of the people who put the Bible together.

    • @JediMB
      @JediMB Před 3 lety +114

      @Jason Weaver I would think that his teachings would be more of a cornerstone of the faith than the circumstances of his birth, from a practical standpoint. Which would be the same regardless of if he were divine or a prophet.
      But then again, the people who scream most loudly about Jesus don't tend to think very highly of his actual teachings...