I Tested Dumb Viral DIY TIkToks
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- čas přidán 2. 03. 2024
- I Tested Dumb Viral DIY TIkToks
You guys sent me some of the most absurd TikToks from around the DIY internet, so I am going to try 7 of them.
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So...did John ever realize that the type of nozzle on the water bottle only works when you squeeze the bottle or suck on the nozzle? lol
Yes, that's how the store bought designs work
thats only because the bottle is solid and creates a vacuum on the inside. he used a bottle cut in half so there as no vacuum in there and flows out by itself
The idea of that DIY is bad, but somehow he make it worse. He not even try, he just make it even worse
So true
...or that a paint so thick would never slide down the bristles fast enought?
“I doubt it’ll work like the video…”
-proceeds to do it differently than the video-
“Yup, it doesn’t work.”
you're right... that planer/router that was made, I saw it made by a carpenter and the carpenter did a clean job of it.
Anybody who has understands basic fluid dynamics and/or has done much painting would recognize this wasn’t going to work. Most tik tok tricks are worthless scams.
true incompetence, i agree
@@jasonandersen5975 Anyone who has ever assembled a paintbrush would recognize that the brush idea was complete bs. No scratch that. Anyone who has ever observed the effects of _gravity_ would know that. I find it surprising that it has to be pointed out. There are two outcomes depending on the brush construction and how far you go.
Option 1 is you fake it by either not drilling all the way through or by drilling a tiny weep hole if there's room in the center. Either way, it's not functional, so you just fake the video and run with it. It's a viral life hack video. The default presumption should always be that it's misleading or otherwise exploitative.
Option 2 is you bore it out big enough to feed paint. The result is that you destroy the brush, and you now have no control over the flow. You can't paint out of position, and you need to constantly stop to use a funnel to fill the bottle. It would be an impractical, uncontrollable mess that wastes more time and paint than alternatives which are simpler, cheaper, and don't require extra tools or the destruction of a good brush.
It is painful to see you chop the bottle in half, when the cap is a squeezy cap. water barley drips out, how is paint going to
mate im shouting at my screen whats he doin he gotta b joking 😂
Barely barley
Someone missed science class in middle school? SUCTION?
@@gregdrivesdriver5104Suction from where?
Me at the lumber store: damn walnut is expensive!
CZcamsrs: let’s make this single use router sled out of walnut!
I always like when they say, "we'll just use some scrap plywood" and it's 15 layer, finish grade Baltic birch 😂
Also… “I’m not very good at wood turning…” Turns to his $3000 lathe.
Yeah I i die a little inside whenever someone uses expensive hardwood for some throwaway project. I use pine anytime I'm doing something for the first time, or for a jig or something.
No way an I using my precious (walnut) for that.
He did get like a $60-80k bandsaw mill. So now he has an abundance of "free" wood.
@@andrewupson2987 If you find someone local that runs a mill at their own place, not a mobile one. You can get the end cuts and the crappy stuff for next to nothing. I have seen builds where people with time on their hands have made some nice stuff with it. Most of it is smaller 1x4 stuff after you resaw it. The guy I know built a gang saw to cut the wood to size then he runs them in a planer. I just by him self he can process a few hundred boards after driving 2 hours round trip to pick up a bunk of it.
There is just so much wasted wood that come out of the saw mills.
Man you botched that first one...
Good it's Chinese TikTok
There really is no way to not botch it it's a dumb idea to solve what is honestly not even a problem it's not that tedious to just dip a brush in paint even if it worked perfectly as advertised it's a dumb hack
For the first one why did you cut the bottle, my guess is that he would occasionally squeeze it to get the paint out as he needed it. gravity, as you so eloquently proved, wouldn't work.
exactly my thoughts, John messed up following crucial rules so bad this time. but anyway, the "hack" is unpractical, mostly for cleaning reasons. I do use paints and brushes very often, the good old technique is proven by centuries to be the best.
I agree that leaving the bottle whole has a lot of benefits - including not spilling your paint! However, I have another idea for how the paint might be drawn out of the resevoir - you might have to dip the paint brush once to get yourself started. Many liquids, once saturating something like a sponge or brush, will pull out more from a reservoir, once saturated, creating a steady stream. I think it might be called capillary action?
This is not to say this is necessarily guaranteed to work, or that it's a great idea - just that the results in the original video *may* be duplicate-able without "cheating" per-se.
@@foenix8094 He did say that he knows nothing 1:18 :)
@@foenix8094LOL It may be why I find him relatable. lol
The bottle only releases a tiny amount without being squeezed, he basically tried to do that wiht a closed hole lol, wrong approach for sure
You definitely didn’t do the paint brush one correct. The bottle top was a squeeze top. Fill the bottle with paint and twist it back on. Then squeeze the bottle to get the paint to flow.
Now, I am even more impressed by your OTHER videos!
How do you create beautiful and functional furniture while obviously not knowing how physics work?
This nozzle with a cut in half bottle cannot work!
For those wondering the woman was making a Swedish torch you drill a hole in the centre (and if memory serves one from the side) of a log and light a fire in the centre it slowly burns it way out and in cold snowy conditions its not in the wet ground plus you can sit pots and pans on top
If you hadn’t cut the bottle in have you could have squeezed the paint down into the bristles .. not a fail if you don’t replicate it exactly
Came here to say the same thing lol
Half*
exactly
@@rockinHurley777 fat farrier fingers . Apologies
and you could have thined the paint a bit. Also to make it work you need to move that brush like you paint energetically
If you don't cut the bottom off the bottle you can use it to squeeze the paint down in to the bristles in stead of shaking for 20 minutes.
Take the two contrasting wood pieces and laminate them together temporarily with a pinner. Scroll saw the pattern through both simultaneously. You’ll have two sets which fit together. Maybe a little loose due to saw kerf, but still it should work.
Exactly!!!!
I came to say this also 👍 works every time
I was gonna say I've done this with a scroll saw before. easy money.
I came here to say this! It was almost comical watching the way he did it. He would have been able to make 2 out the 2 scrolled pieces
He specifically said he didnt want that. Just use a router tho
25:43
-We have clearance, Clarence.
-Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
4:16 that’s why they didn’t cut the bottle. You squeeze the bottle so the paint comes out.
Same as you drink out of it, you suck it out or you squeeze it out.
You didn’t have a closed container so the only way it would work right now is when you drill a (tiny) hole in the bottle cap so the paint drizzles out of it and gives you a continues flow.
But if you do that the paint wouldn’t stop coming out of the bottle.
So please try this again with a bottle that isn’t cut in half 😃
Love the small jokes you include in the edits. Plank was only on screen for a second at 11:08, but it gave me a good laugh.
So happy that someone else caught Plank too 😆
@@hungrycolby Someone call johnny, he needs his friend before he becomes woodchips
@@dimitar4y Yes EXACTLY!! 😆
Ed,Edd and eddy
You should have made the coat hanger with the ballchinian board… TikTok famous right there.
5k likes in 3 hours, internet has called your bluff. your move John.
🔥 is coming
Ballchinion mib men in Black the man with ball on his chin 🤣🤣👍
I'm glad the algorithm gods brought me here, dunno why it though I'd like it, but loved it. Subscribed
Stupidity is contagious
*him sticking tiny dowel rod into paint spout: "the large primate has learned to use simple tools to cox out his prize..." (mandatory Attenborough voice)
The thing I love most about these videos is John watches the videos, then promptly half asses whatever process they describe, like every time! The reason I love that is because first, it’s funny as hell to see him question the video even if he didn’t actually do what they do, and second, it’s exactly what I would do so it’s very relatable.
Just malecki it
I think if the water bottle wasn't cut you would have been able to make it work since you can squeeze the bottle to get the paint going
@@ameripm yea idk how he missed that specially after demonstrating how the bottle worked before cutting it. 😂
For the melty-wood without a CNC, I'd guess a scroll-saw for cutting out a template (1/4" ply?) then use that to rout positive/negative templates offsetting half of the kerf of the flush trim bit, then use those and the same flush trim bit to rout the pieces. Will mean there's a minimum radius for the curves in the design but should leave no gaps.
That surfacing-bit-router-plane is awesome, I'm going to build one!
And, yes, I know what a Balchinian is. This is a silly little planet. Anyone could take over the place with the right set of mammary glands.
You can do things with less extreme curves on a bandsaw by taping both pieces together, and cutting them at the same time. You then get two mating boards with negative images.
Yeah, scroll saw seems like it would be the move.
The scroll saw would've been perfect ... just layer the two pieces together, cut along the line once and now you have two sets of the joint, one the mirror image (dark/light or light/dark) of the other ... if you use a fine enough blade then no sanding required either!!
3:45 if you had taken the whole bottle, it might not dripped out on the upper side and you could have squeezed paint into the brizzles.
LOL! "It looks like it's right on where my knob is." Nice! LOL!
The 'running paint' joint would likely be a lot easier using inlay techniques. Cut both boards together on a scroll saw with the table at a very slight angle so they join tightly.
Came here to say this. Scroll saw is the way to go with that. He made it a bunch harder doing it the way he did. Did come out pretty good though!
My sentiments, exactly.
then u can't sand them so good luck trying to make perfect round edges
I love all your work, but the MIB reference is my favorite part of this, lol
I like the part where they can't stop stealing content from other people to make their videos better. Of course they wouldn't like it losers
When these videos drop I find pure joy in watching the "projects" give a woodworker problems. Absolutely love em!!!!!! Keep these suckers coming
The coat hanger at the end is my favorite project on the list.
7:00 somebody’s got to fly check you 😂😂 multiple scenes with it all the way down 😂
This man literally has my dream wood shop
I used a full-size router, and the biggest flat-bottom bit I had (never heard of a fly cutter bit before today!), and the wood base was a long bridge, twice the width of the work that needed flattening. I put flat parallel wood strips on either side of the work that were taller than the work was thick; this let the bridge ride above the surface of the work. I lowered the bit to touch, and ran it over the work.
Rather than a plane that glides over the work itself, this sat on the strips, above the work. The only difficult part is making the bridge stiff enough so it doesn't sag.
So you built a router sled for flattening. Like many people before. This was an example of a router plane instead.
For the drip boards, it would take a bit, but you could tape the 2 boards together and run them through a scroll saw. Take your time and you could probably end up with 2 boards instead of 1.
@@famousamoso7 how do you figure? If I have a board and make the drips by running it through a scroll saw, I now have we’ll say a left and a right to that board. Left and right fit together because they only have one path cut through them.
Now, take what we just learned and secure a second piece to that board and run it through the scroll saw. We now have 2 lefts and 2 rights. Put left 1 with right 2 and left 2 with right 1.
That first one looks like a hack "Only Masters Know About". Thats just too freakin skillful for me.😂😂
I would love to see the Brush hack without the bottle cut in half :P you should use the pressure force inside the bottle to put pain in the brushes itself ;) nice video
I think that coat rack one would be super cool, if you added springs to the back of the hooks. That way, when you remove your jacket off the hook, it closes and goes back to hiding.
I hope you are already working on a sweet video when you hit a million subs man! You're so close!!! One if the absolute best personalities in the woodworking community. Thank you and keep 'em coming.
“Very cool beginner project.” Sir you are a prefessional and you messed it up twice! 😂 It was way more complicated than I initially thought.
The most important thing with most well made painting tools is ease of cleaning...
For the drip, a stack cut on a scroll saw seems like the way to go.
While I’m not a perfect turner or sharpener, I’m happy to record the easiest way I’ve found. If you want to make more of these, I’ll make the handle knobs to trade for a sled. This is such a great idea!
with the paint brush one, if you dont cut the bottle, you can squeeze it to force paint in,
1) Could have squeezed it if it was an entire bottle
2) Dip brush in paint to get it started, it's only supposed to keep feeding paint
3) A paint brush is supposed to be saturated with paint, the paint is supposed to come from the inside cavity when you brush...
John: 'Because I want to make it look pretty'
Also John: mounts it with two ugly screws right thru the face. 🙃
Btw, the dove tail bench would look so dope, if you make the legs out of concrete.
No it wldnt
The John Malecki Ballsack Joint is a thing now?
It should be!
😂😂
probably an easier way to do that wood ooze art thingy would have been to bolt the light and dark panels on top of each other. Carve out w/e ooze line you want across both of them. Unbolt it, slice off the bolt location, then the opposite parts of the top and bottom should fit together perfect, and you would have 2 sculptures to boot.
Hilarious as always, this video was a wonderful way to my Sunday. Thanks!!!
It's an internet hack, the only glue you need is hot glue.
Hey genius… it’s called a squirt bottle for a reason…. The OP didn’t cut the bottle in half, did he? It actually works if you learn how to follow instructions.
Rough..
Show us your video on it genius
Great fun. 😊 For the coat rack, all you had to do was add another piece the same thickness to the back across the bottom for the hooks to rest against. Even with the thinner backing it would probably work and look better.
Love the planer 😂 more of these videos love it!
So the hacks suck, but your attempts are equally bad and provide little to no insight.
I hate how much gear and money you have for how bad at this you are.
Haters gonna hate
For the drippy wood, it may be easier to tape the two pieces one on top of the other and make the cut through both of them. Should fit perfectly and you end up with two of them.
On the coat rack...make the ones you pull down out of cool looking resin!!!
John, sorry to say mate, the channel is worse for the loss of Sam and Jordan. You are the same, but the video atmosphere is awkward, and not as cohesive. I don't know what the answer is, but their presence is missed each video
What happened? 😳
@@DarkWidget AFAIK they both moved on to different careers. Sam first, then Jordan. There one video, gone the next. Unsure why. , It feels like John is trying to recreate the exact same vibe with new people, and it stands out a mile.
@@Vanjonsorz personally i recently found the channel, so I don't really have the same ties you probably do. Though personally I haven't noticed a huge difference other than the absence
Can someone please explain to boomers, they don't need to add a meme video for every "cool ane hip" sentence they drop.
In all fairness his video is edited better than your videos
He doesn’t edit his own videos, as a guess.
Can someone please explain to children, not everyone who is older than them is a "boomer"? Please only use words you know the meaning of.
@@Esther_Yamagigi ok boomer
@@gugugaga1460 Case in point: literally using boomer wrong, again, thinking you’re slick, when all you’ve done is validate Esther’s argument.
Christ, it’s like you’re trying to make yourself look bad.
Quite an entertaining video that had me cracking up with laughter with the brief movie clips. The coat hanger is a good idea.
The puzzle wood hack was actually temporarily attaching the two pieces on top of each other, with a layer of tape on each side and glued between, like a sandwich. Then you cut the shape you want and you have two identical halves of each side of the shape... One of each wood. Detach them, remove glued tape, and put one of each side together again like a puzzle.
Nah nah nah nah nah John we wanna see the fire one! Lmao at 21:53 😂
It was a squeeze bottle… that you removed the ability to squeeze from…
That "oh boy" after doing something funky.
With some modifications that coat rack design would make a great tool holder for shovels, rakes, etc.
Maybe the reason they used a whole water bottle for the paint brush hack was so you could squeeze the paint out as you need more...?
my old wood shop teacher used to call wood filler "tree mayo" and it springs to mind every time i see wood filler
From 2 Girls 1 Cup to 4 coats 1 Rack..
This comment deserves more likes.
I bet you're wishing now that Shop Shades made lung glasses.
Absolutely love these kind of goofy videos!
Let’s see that fireplace build John!
i love the drip board. always wanted to try something like that, but with hot rod flames
I have no idea who you are but your videos have randomly started appearing on my recommended. They are brilliant, consider me subscribed
13:22 Even in the TikTok the guy broke the thinner part of the same drip you did when he was pounding them together 😂
The first one feels more like an extra credit project than something that saves you time from just dipping it into a can 😂
Peter Griffin: "Oh that's where those went." **pulls chin off face and puts in pants** 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Here´s a tip that actually works; when you are pouring paint from a bigger paint can, you take mascing tape and make a "v" pattern on the edge of the can. The "v" should be half an inch from the edge of the can. When you pour, the paint makes a narrow stream and is much more accurate and easy to control. After the pour, take away the tape and there is no paint on the can (or the floor), only on the tape.
That drip joint would make a crazy guitar neck.
21:48 We must stay focused fellas, we MUST stay focused.
@18:48 that was about the worst thing you can do on a table saw 😮😂💯
Ballchinian was funny, but Will Smith mispronouncing it as chinballian was funnier. It's stuck in my memories forever.
LOL awesome video lol I really liked the drippy board one, gave me some ideas, maybe a scroll saw might do the trick if you don't have a cnc, the blades on a scroll saw tend to be pretty thin, also that coat hanger, I can imagine that in an alternating two toned wood, would look pretty sweet. Thanks John, I always enjoy your hack vids LOL
Only 1 minor critique for the coat rack, instead of having the screws and mounting plate extend past the fingers I would have attached it with 3-4 screws through the backing plate behind the actuating fingers so the board appears to float on the wall as well. Just sayin'..... other than that it was very nicely done bro 💪🏽💯
Tip for your brushes.. when you finish painting metal or whatever just put them in a cup of diesel fuel and just leave it in for days,weeks,months... diesel desolves paint and it doesn't evaporate.. when you want to use it again just shake off the diesel from the brush and try drying it.. best solution is give it a blow with compressed air.. it's so clean you can even use white paint even if you last used black... i use the same paint brushes for years😂
you can also just put it in gas or alchohol and swish it around then rinse it
@@animeloveer97 yes 100% but diesel keeps the hair of the brush nice and soft
What looks easy turns out to be harder than you think! Be kind to each other. Stay safe. Love to all
For the plane dude probably either got some janky chineseium bit or found a big finishing bit for a 1/2inch chuck and turned it down on a lathe for a 1/4 inch chuck for that plane, but yeah, that'll do it... For the Drippy joint, That would be really cool using a hotrod flame pattern using rosewood and ebony. Maybe like on a desk or a coffee table as the skirting around the bottom side of the surface...
the thing with the router was really cool and that dripping wood nonsense look cool as hell.
I love watching you build these! :)
Love the summertime balls on the 2 tone wood board.
Your arts and crafts projects are always nice, would love to see more
give us the fireplace! LOL Srsly though, very cool stuff here. I loved the drippy one!
You could have clamped the two pieces of wood face to face, cut it once on the bandsaw and the opposing pieces would fit together.
the thicknesser/planer was great, but i gotta admit, i love making unusual jigs for my router.
edit: gotta add a BIG ol' thumbs up for "i hate jigsaws." 👍
How do you not have over a million subscribers. This is the place I love to come to when I'm online. Thank you so much for great media! Just amazing.
This reinforces my never watching Tim Tok
The router planer looked made for success. As soon as I saw the guy included the assembly I thought that's real deal.
That coat hanger is actually pretty cool. I'm not a wood worker in any shape or form, but I think I could pull that off. I have a need for it too.
Thanks John, another informative and entertaining video showing Tik Toks hacks. 👍👍
router powered planer is actually kind of a great idea in potential... only held back by WOOOD GRAAAIIN
Just found your channel wow loving the content here in the uk. Mesmerising hearing your sizes like 17” 5/8ths etc we use mm over here. Keep up the awesome content
PLANK!!! 👀 I saw that 😄 Freaking love that surfacing router tool/jig
Yooo that popping sound at 4:13 was wild 😂😂😂😂😂😂
You have a good personality, you're entertaining, informative, and you seem and act like a regular human. One of the easiest subscribes ever.
YOU BETTER MAKE ONE HECK OF A DOPE FIREPLACE JOHN MALECKI!!!!! :)
(I better not have wasted my one like on a silly fireplace lol )
For the first one to work, you need a sponge. Entire brush may have to be a sponge (sponge brush) like one of those dish sponges with a handle that holds detergent. At very least, you need sponge going from bottle to somewhere within the bristles. You'd have to experiment with how much sponge.
It is kind of useless, though. Most jobs you will constantly be regilling and overall more work than just dipping it, and for small jobs it is tool much extra effort compared to what you are doing. Plus you move brushes a lot, so you need to be able to fill and close the reservoir.
You solution is either some sort of flegible feed hose that you can control, or design a solid paint stick similar to a glue stick.