Top 15 Jokes in English: Can you understand them?
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- Learn how to understand jokes in English. These 15 silly puns, plays-on-words, or "dad jokes" will help you improve your English vocabulary.
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>>SHOUT OUT to my amazing student Silvia in Uruguay for hand-knitting the beautiful pink poncho in this video. You rock, Silvia!!!😍
You are such a great teacher🔥
Love your videos from Nepal 🇳🇵❤️
Todays lesson was funny and much of the American Jokes introduced this time were closely contact with the pronunciation skills. So possibly I guess the man came to the dentist at “two thirty p.m.” (: Endless Thank You Vanessa and Dan. !
Thank you so much vanessa 🙏
Thanks for this hilarious lesson, the man went to the dentist at a time he had a toothache, that why he went to the dentist. May God bless you and your family and keep you safe.
When he is too hurry ?
- I will not pay the bill!
- Why not?.. you ordered 42 coffee.
- I said 4 tea, 2 coffee...
You'r smart!😂
Good one 👍
That's so funny😂
Indian English?
Witty
OMG Vanessa these are ridiculous 😂 I LOVE silly jokes! My fave is definitely the field one 🤣 Such a useful video
I love you , Lucy
Hi Lucy
😍❤💓💕💖💗😍God bless u my so saweet hero😍❤💔💕💖💗😍 im Cute 😍❤💓💕💖💗😍
I love your comment
Hi Lucy
Teacher to student: convert this active voice into passive voice: “I made a mistake”. Student: “I was made by mistake”
Haha, good English learning joke!
oof
areeeee😬
It's 🤣
Haha
Man1 to Man2 : Imagine you are on the eighth floor and the building caught fire, and you have no stairways and lifts usable, what would you do? Man2: I will stop imagining.
Now that’s on fire
Get it?
LOL. Supercool stuff.🎉🎉🎉
Dude respect Man2
A: "What's upstairs?" B: "Unfortunately stairs don't talk"
Lol
Jaksjskak
@@maira4382 lol
lol
🤣🤣
Why did the man throw the butter out the window? He wanted to see the butterfly.
Omg I wanna die 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
@@highlighter3334 maybe you just dont wanna laugh
This is funny😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Your husband has such an entertaining way of telling these jokes. He could work as a stand-up comedian. He is really funny. Thank you for the jokes.
I agree with you 🤣
Dad's expression while telling the jokes are the best. He's really into character with these dad jokes🤣🤣. I love these explanations.
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
😂😂😂
God
Lmao
XDDDD
🤣🤣🤣
She is a cutest teacher and the best teacher 😊who think like me?
Apparently, 2.94 million people. :D
Me
I like her and Lucy 😍
Even fluent English speakers needed the jalapeno joke explained.
Yer. Wots s jalapeno?
I got it straight away 😄😆
Well, if you only heard it without the transcript shown on screen it's quite clear. My mind refused to read " jalapeno" correctly...
Have you ever thought about why nicknames are recalled easier than "official" names? On this lesson you will answer this question. The trick is associate an emotion to the word you are learning. Our memory performs better when we associate an emotion to the content we are learning. Thanks Vanessa for putting this "theory" in practice. Please say hi to your husband and to the babies! Thanks for preparing this kind of material. My English is improving everyday thanks to teachers like you!
I don't know why always I smiled when I see your face, Vanessa. Does anybody agree here?
Yeah me too 😂
I agree. She's so positive and make me enjoy while get knowledge. Awesome
yes..her face expression is very pritty and peaceable
Her face is amazing pretty
It's all about Venessa frequency- she's conquering hearts, literally Quinn 💚 👑
Tooth hurt-y means its tooth hurts so he went to the dentist. When we pronounce it in american accent, it sounds like the time: two- thirty
😂😂
LoL!! Thank you for explaining
I guess the same as you, 2:30.......ha...ha.
I love English with Vanny! The accent and the topic show definitely that American English can be something very beautiful when educated and humorous people speak it.
I'm an Indian but I can literally uderstand all the silly jokes.I love them and venessa voice 😍🥰🤗
Hey there, I'm also Indian and facing difficulty in getting the last "Rudolph the red" joke. Could you please help me with this one??
Why is teacher wearing the sunglasses in her classroom? Because her students are so bright😏
😂
You made me pee my pants! ;-) LOL
😄😄
😆😆😊wow
Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?
Because she lost track of her pupils
Vanessa, I'm an American living in Antalya, Turkey where I teach English. I loved your video so much that I sent it to about 20 students as well as to the English conversation club. You and Dan are great.
My favorite shows are « Seinfeld » of all times and « Married with Children ». I am fluent in English but still love your classes, Vanessa. Live and learn! You are the best!❤️
A Russian guy was driving his car and he saw sign “Fine for parking”.. So he parked there. A policeman approached to him and said: “Fine for parking”. While he was writing a ticket , the driver agreed and exclaimed: Yes, fine for parking!
Why a Russian and not a Frenchman?
- How do you know the difference between snowman and snowwoman?
- I don't know.
- The difference is snowballs.
That got me rollin
Nice
@@mesmerae What is the worst difference between me and you?
I do not know.
Exactly.
Austria got Hungary, and cooked Turkey in Greece.
^0^ Hahahaaaaa....
Good one 😆
😂😂😂wow
Epic one 😂😂
Why Austria?
I could listen to this 24/7- a real English teacher right here !!
The 16th: Everyone has two brains:left brain and right brain. but your left brain has nothing right and your right brain has nothing left.
Hahahaha! 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Excellent!!
jajajaja
Brilliant!
To some people marriage is a word; to others - a sentence.
😂😂😂
Nice one
😅😅
Lol
I do like this one above all others :D
Hi, from Argentina here. I understood all jokes but one, the one of the jalapeño. It's remarkable how watching US TV series or movies can teach you so much language. I was a Friends fan.
Awesome! Watching TV in English definitely helps a lot! If you've finished watching Friends, how about "The Office"!
I think from these jokes we can learn or increase the vocabularies especially for those who are studying English as their second language. Thanks for this channel.
I didn't laugh at the jokes even after i understood them
But i was laughing at the way your husband says them😂
Watch you from Egypt 🇪🇬
لانهم بايخين اصلا الا تبعيت الاوت ستاندينغ و تبعيت الواب
Absolutely the same with me... i got them all but dont find them funny at all...they are smart though in a way... Dan's face is best😂
هما مش بايخين اوي بس الفكرة ان الألشة لما بتتشرح بتبوخ😂 زي النكت بتاعت الجماعة بتوع المنولوج اللي بيقفوا على مسرح يقولوا نكت سريعة قائمة على نفس فكرة التلاعب بالألفاظ دي، لو مضحكتش عليها في نفس اللحظة خلاص باظت الألشة😂💔
The jokes are pretty corny.
As an EFL teacher I find your videos really professional and totally agree with your approach to teaching and learning a foreign language. Although I consider myself as an "effective user" of English I watch your videos on a regular basis. They are very motivational, natural, realistic and entertaining. During my years of teaching and learning English I have always been looking for the "curiosties" of this beautiful language, such as onomatopoeic sounds of animals and the like; stuff that are hard to look up in dictionaries. One of the undiscovered territories of English for me is the so-called "motherese" words and I could really appreciate you making a video about those special "baby-words" which mothers and fathers use to talk to their babies. Thank you! And keep up with this amazing channel.
i learned english by listening to movies( they aren't dubbed in Flanders but have subtitles) and try to figuring out what is going on without watching
My favorite silly English joke is :
- Why did the girl throw butter out of the window?
- Because she wanted to see butter flies 😁
Can you explain ?
@@priyanshidey4299
The joke lies in the word(s) "butter flies" which has two different meanings:
1. butter that is falling down, you can also say that it is almost as if it is flying (like a bird with its wings) because the way down from the window is pretty long and the butter is in the air for a few seconds
2. butterflies as the plural of butterfly (the animal)
So the girl threw butter out of the window because she wanted to see butterflies. However, because the butter is falling down, it is "flying", meaning that the girl saw butter that flies.
@@cookiecoocie thanks I got it now
The policemen stepped out and realized that their police car had lost 4 tires, now they are looking for the thief tirelessly.
haahaha
Omg! It's a really good way to get some new vocab 😍😍😂😂
The policemen realized that their police car had lost 4 liters of gas since morning.
Now they cruse around and look if they can find it.
Shouldn't that be 4 tyres?
Good one! 😂
Here's a few more:
I forgot how to throw a boomerang, then it came back to me.
I asked the librarian where I could find books on paranoia. She said, "They're behind you."
Why do puppies sleep so much? Because they're dog tired.
"Did Delaware her New Jersey?" "Idaho. Alaska."
What was Mississippi's maiden name? Missouri.
I love the silly jokes. Thank you, Vanessa! You're an amazing teacher!
3:25 HAHAHA 😂😂😂 this time it really sounds funny 😂 I really love Dan’s faces 😁
IT joke: Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they can't C#.
Lol.. I got that 😂
Nice
Hahaha,😂😂
😂😂😂
I don't get it
Hi, Vanessa.👋
I'm Japanese learning English.
Your video made me so happy🤣
and I found a similarity with joke between English and Japanese!!
In Japan, two types of joke are famous.
One is called nazo-kake. To use it, two words(or noun clause) are connected with one phrase(predicate), usually thought of as a formal joke(many comedians do it)
The other is called da-jare. You use a phrase or word twice in one sentence in different expression.
Latter is simple and known as a dad joke. A person who uses it usually makes others a bitter smile😅
Well, I want to give you examples of jokes, but it's hard for me😫forgive my poor English‼️
Wow you really are good in English. Your vocabulary here sounds perfect
@@rachelelizabethxavier4390 Thanks for replying ! I'll try more learning and enjoying English ;-)
Hang in there!!
Idk if this person lying about having poor English and actually is fluent or if they use google translate but
If they are fluent at English then good job 😁👍
Everytime , whatever vanessa is saying, i can understand but not get her husband.
But this time i get her without reading text.
Thank you ma'am 💜
You're like a celebrity in india.
Hurty tooth means that the tooth are at least a little toast..😂
Thenk you Venessa I love so much your vibe and frequency..
A guy told me that he was Harry's Godfather. I thought he was joking, but he told me that he was Sirius.
😂⚡😂⚡😂
¿Lo dices en serio o en sirio?
Nice
Lol🤣🤣
The way her husband told... That was awsm... One clap 👏 4 her sweet hubby
Hi, I’m Henry Guo. I’ve been spending more than 100,000 hours studying English humor and Western culture and more than 110,000 hours studying Chinese humor and culture. I can supply endless English/Chinese jokes (in English). I’m teaching Chinese language in jokes.
Very useful lesson! Easy to understand. Teachers are awesome. I can understand every word they say...
In my mother tongue, Persian, there's a literary array called Ihaam, using a word with at least two meanings. It's used in all types and generes of literary not just funnies. I like it in romance and love poems and sentences.
Haha,, your husband looks so funny here😂,, I can’t stop laughing ,,
Apart from joke I was laughing by seeing him expression, that was funny lol 😂😂😂
YOU YOURSELF IS FUNNY FOR ME, THANKS OUR TEACHER!
It was a very enjoyable episode Dear Vanessa ❤️❤️
I appreciate your time and effort so much
And Thank You To Your Husband for delivering the jokes in such an amusing way ❤️❤️
Thank Vanessa for your clip. A couple of years ago I tried to watch DVDs or CZcamss about jokes, but I could only saw other people laughing without any understanding. However, with your help, I can understand all of them with a little funny and one big laugh. Hope someday I can laugh at some jokes along with native people.
This is the funniest lesson in CZcams I've ever watched.😂😂😂
You're such a great teacher. I followed your channel for a year and that helps me a lot.💙
Noy♿😭🇨🇦💔🕯🙏🏾🙏🏻😮😮
Dear Vanessa, these kinds of jokes are very common in Norway too. I enjoy them a lot, but many of my friends think they are too silly. But that does not bother me. By the way, I want to tell you one joke, we have here:
It's not the fart that kills, but it is the smell.
And to explain this joke, I have to explain the word "fart". This means speed, velocity. And the word "smell" means bang or crash. So the whole sentence explains how dangerous it is to drive too fast, as it may result in a collision. (But of course, the english sentence itself means something else😂
Please more of those jokes, they are really funny and helps us to learn without tears.
Till this day, I could not understand why he was always scolded by his parents when he was always out standing in his class.
Thanks a lot for sharing this video with us "your virtual students", sometimes when we decide to study english we never think of ways to tell or even to understand jokes that are common in America, even learning idioms is difficult (but that's another topic), thanks for these huge posibilities of content coming from real spoken english and its daily customs
Outstanding explanation of jokes😁 Thank you 🤗
I wasn't aware I'm so fluent in english. My self estime soars
You are a tremendous teacher, I am proud of being your student.
I was so surprised because a similar expression of "dad jokes" is used here in Japan!
Thanks for sharing about Japan! How interesting!😊❤️
It's commonly called oyaji-gags in Japanese😊
こんにちは！
@@user-cs9zn4bl5l こんにちは。コメントありがとう😊Thank you for your comment！
Hhhh
Great video, Vanessa. I loved, and enjoyed. Keep up the great fun.👍😎😉
oh my god! These jokes aside, the way Dan presented them was already HILARIOUS 😂 😍 ❤️
I know it's weird to say that, but Vanessa did the "train" and "duck" sounds PERFECTLY 😁😂
Yes, it sounds so cute. I think I like her.
Hi Vanessa,
Oh my gosh jokes, i am buzzing to see whether I can actually understand these silly jokes and if I can, i will really proud of myself. And thank you so much for this banging lesson. You are a ray of sunshine:)
I'm so glad that you enjoyed this lesson, Hazmath!!😀😀
Wonderful puns and jokes. Thanks, Vanessa
I couldn't possibly agree more with you. Actually l had fun with this kinda lesson, hence probably helped me. Now l could crack jokes in English even though English isn't my home language. I was so overhelmed assuming l couldn't understand jokes in English. I could understand you and found it useful to have this kinda lesson. You rock😊
Fancy seeing you again Vanessa! It’s neat. I am with you. It was such a useful lesson. Thanks a million 👌🏽💚
These are really interesting! Thank you so much Vanessa! You always explain everything clearly!
Hi, vanessa I am from India. And don't know too much about American culture , but you video help me to understand American culture and at the same time you video help me to understand English language. Thanks for your video.
I laughed at the bicycle joke"It's two-tired". In Chinese, jokes like that are called cold jokes which means you indeed laugh about them but not enjoy😊.
UOYre lernig, FOR EVER; YOU KNOW I am sure! THANK`S MARSTER DONG. REGADS MARTIN the
Excellent idea this one of telling jokes. It's good because we memorize the vocabulary more.
This is the best and the most practicle English language and culture learning video I have ever watched!!! It really helps a lot. Exspeacially for people like me, Non-native speaker, who's trying to fit in the American culture! Pls make more!!!! We really need it !
Dear Lilycat , you mean practical, don't you?
And especially.
I love jokes and their meanings . Thank you so much Vanessa and Dan!
I do not know how I ended up here but this was very funny.... the only one was the one with the jalapeño (a little too far fetched) but in all it was fantastic ...thank you for the laughs!!!! and a big hug from Argentina!!!!
Vanessa, that's a marvelous class! When possible do another one!❤️
@Ricardo Porto, yes!!!❤️🖤
Hi Vanessa! Thanks for your great resource. I knew your English teaching from wechat and I found your CZcams channel last week. I appreciate your amazing English teaching episodes here. You rock!
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.”
The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.”
The first just looked confused so the second one just said,
“Sorry, thought that would be a good
icebreaker.”
I am in love with your simplified presentation. Good job Ma'am 🌷
I literally love the way you're teaching us . I can't thank you enough ❤️
Can you answer my joke question? 😁😂🙉
Hi Vanessa, these jokes are simply amazing! I think the explanation for the last one is that the man went to the dentist's at 2:30 and because he had toothache, the point here is the pronunciation of two thirty/ tooth hurty. It's always a pleasure to learn something new with you. Bye!
I appreciate it, Mrs. Keep on sharing with us such a lovely jokes , particularly those special and rare ones that related to culture. All my love from Algeria 🇩🇿❤️🥀.
Joker held Rachel hostage by the window
Batman: Let her go
Joker: Very poor choice of words
"Google, tell. me more jokes."
Hi Vanessa. Thanks for teaching us. Your lessons are really good. I love the way you explain
Vanessa, this video was what I needed. I really thought their jokes weren't funny at all but yeah I'm still watching. BTW, I'm pleased that I found someone like you in teaching English💜
Thank you for describing those this much clearly. You're really doing it so well. Because of the way u hv done it,could easily understood everything. Love it and enjoyed lot 💗 keep it up the good work..
Congratulations Vanessa, it's an amazing way to teach and learn English, I'd never heard these jokes before. Thank's.
I loved this lesson! My answer for the test is that when we pronounce tooth hurt-y, it gives : two thirty !
I'm adding each of these jokes to my repertoire! Thanks, Vanessa! 😂
مثال بالعربي على اول نكتة (نكتة فرنسا واليونان)
الجملة او المقلب حول كلمة the Eye
(al-ain/العين)
العين عليها حارس
ممكن ان يكون المقصود "عين الماء
عليها حارس"
او "عين الانسان عليها حارس"
I love those jocks guys, thank you for posting them.
Jalapeño Business it's like a joke in Spanish: "I want to break free" (Queen's song) and "Aguanto un refri" : I can hold a fridge.
They both sound the same in Spanish
Three men were walking down the street. Two of them walked into a bar. What happened to the third man? ,Nothing ,he ducked.
Oh, it's most interesting lessons I ever learned before, but still too difficult to understand it, but it's a great way to learning English, thanks for your good Idea and shared💖💖💖 love you my teacher😘😘😘😘
Thank you for sharing. 👍👍
Hi Vanessa. You two made a great work, I laughed a lot. Thank you very much.😂
Y did the mushroom go to the party? Bcz he was a FUNGI
while watching this vdo, suddenly one direction came into my mind😅😍
I really like two of those, 1, Zippo vs Hippo, 2, Spider can find everything on the web. so funny~~~
Venessa, I absolutely loved this video. And your husband did a wonderful job here!
Your guys are rocking. Thank you so much for these lessons. Stay happy and blessed 😊😊😊
I greatly appreciate your work vaneesa
I thought french fries was made from Sweden not from France. Hi Maam Vanessa, it's my 10 months of watching your helpful videos to improve my english communication skill and to widen my vocabulary with the said language. Moreover, I would say that after these challenging months, I am improved and it's fascinating that whenever I watch english movies such as disney movies, I understand the dialogue of its characters as well as the native speakers. I hope that more diverse audience would not stop learning because english really change my perception and enhanced myself being a senior high school student.
I wait by heart your lessons Vanessa...thanks for sharing knowledge all over the world ❤
The funniest joke in my opinion is the one with the bicycle.Regarding your last joke there is one quite similar:wife ask the husband "what time it is" and he says "too thirsty"