Fisto and the Atomic Wrangler - Wang Dang Atomic Tango - Fallout New Vegas Lore

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  • @oxhorn
    @oxhorn  Před 6 lety +1714

    This video includes the full story of the Atomic Wrangler and all of its quests. If you're just looking for Fisto, skip to 44:50.

    • @agnesmealin3714
      @agnesmealin3714 Před 6 lety +136

      Oxhorn hey do you assume the position regularly

    • @tiefighter8401
      @tiefighter8401 Před 6 lety +35

      HEY I REPLIED
      Can you tell me when Old world blues is? I have a toaster radio brodcast to set up

    • @kobeblackwell5465
      @kobeblackwell5465 Před 6 lety +15

      Oxhorn lmao

    • @thederpyfish7855
      @thederpyfish7855 Před 6 lety +21

      Poor oxhorn

    • @kingbleh
      @kingbleh Před 6 lety +15

      Oxhorn Hey Oxhorn, did you know there is a 'glitch' with Fisto (at least on the PS3 but I think all platforms have it) where if you decline to take their services when you talk to them they pay you 10 caps each time, its apparently because they say the same line if you refuse, or accept then ask for a refund in the bedroom
      It can take a while but it's basically a way of getting as much money as you could ever want lol

  • @AmateurWeeb2
    @AmateurWeeb2 Před 6 lety +3084

    Friend: so what do you do in your free time?"
    Me: I watch a 53 minute video on the lore of a fisting robot"

  • @TayBrando
    @TayBrando Před 5 lety +1918

    Poor Raul had to watch you get fisted by a robot.
    Twice.

    • @stormchaser1547
      @stormchaser1547 Před 4 lety +141

      I bet Raul is traumatised after that and changed his view of the courier lol

    • @S0renz
      @S0renz Před 4 lety +93

      I can't feel my legs!

    • @SpacedudeProductions
      @SpacedudeProductions Před 4 lety +55

      Said a bisexual vampire that may or may not have anything to do with a steamroller

    • @adamlucas2203
      @adamlucas2203 Před 4 lety +59

      Raul: I can leave.......
      Ox: STAY!

    • @Sarapapa666
      @Sarapapa666 Před 3 lety +57

      In my game, I had Boone with me. I think I just gave him another reason to off himself.

  • @dag_will2615
    @dag_will2615 Před 3 lety +422

    "Are ya winnin' son?"
    *while being fisted by a robot in a video game, a single tear rolls down my cheek* "yeah"

  • @Green--X
    @Green--X Před 5 lety +1096

    "dont get dead"
    *INTELLIGENCE 11/10*

  • @TheCraftgod
    @TheCraftgod Před 3 lety +328

    Oxhorn: "Where on earth we're gonna find a Ghoul Cowboy?"
    Raul: "no"
    Oxhorn: "I mean yeah we have Rau-"
    Raul: *"NO"*

    • @Morec0
      @Morec0 Před měsícem +4

      Reminds me of kotor 2 when you have Visas in your company when talking about finding a female dancer for Votta the Hutt and she just cuts in to refuse.

    • @thebaseandtriflingcreature174
      @thebaseandtriflingcreature174 Před dnem

      "Sure boss, I'll just give up honoring Rafaela's memory after _you_ told me to pick up my guns again and- ah, I know- Become a ghoul cowboy boytoy. Least I still get to keep the hat, huh boss?"

  • @MCPunk55
    @MCPunk55 Před 6 lety +846

    "Please assume the position". I'm only 26 and I already fear a prostate exam...

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 Před 6 lety +101

      As long as you don't hear jackhammer noises coming from the Drs office you should be ok.

    • @MCPunk55
      @MCPunk55 Před 6 lety +27

      That's quite the imagination...

    • @joycebirrey725
      @joycebirrey725 Před 5 lety +25

      _i am programmed for your pleasure_

    • @peytonmac1131
      @peytonmac1131 Před 4 lety +11

      At least you don't have to go to a gynecologist.

    • @billhughes7927
      @billhughes7927 Před 4 lety +16

      They’re not bad at all, and it saved my father’s life, so please no one avoid them for stupid reasons. Actually look into what happens during them, don’t inaccurately imagine a doctor just putting a rubber glove on and ramming his hand up your ass, it’s not like that at all.

  • @off-topic3278
    @off-topic3278 Před 6 lety +793

    Raul's face after the sexbot thing, he has been scarred for life

    • @MotoErgoSum
      @MotoErgoSum Před 5 lety +48

      If we'd had more time to work on the game we could have added things like a Scarred For Life achievement.

    • @nukulardragon3891
      @nukulardragon3891 Před 4 lety +27

      It was probably more traumatizing than when he saw his family burned in his home by raiders after the bombs fell

    • @maxwllcool
      @maxwllcool Před 4 lety +11

      @@MotoErgoSum I hate Bethesda. Imagine if they weren't annoying douchbags that rushed newvegas and how spectacular it could have been. Dont know how you guys managed to work with them. Especially after getting cucked out of royalties.

    • @erenthebombjaeger
      @erenthebombjaeger Před 4 lety +1

      Freakin love your pfp John

    • @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123
      @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 Před 2 lety

      I mean wasn't he already scared for life? Being a ghoul did numbers on his skin.

  • @twinkiemonster4412
    @twinkiemonster4412 Před 6 lety +913

    "Im not a Ghoul, but you make me go Feral"
    Oh man, wish I saw this before Valentines day 😂😂

  • @duckaduck3608
    @duckaduck3608 Před 6 lety +1209

    I feel horrible for Raul at the end. Having to watch all this crap happening.

    • @brycekrispiez714
      @brycekrispiez714 Před 5 lety +85

      King Francis Alexander I Hey he dodged a bullet. He’s a male ghoul cowboy lol

    • @princeskyrider1226
      @princeskyrider1226 Před 4 lety +28

      @@brycekrispiez714 I mean I wouldn't mind a robot who can probably move at the pace of a speeding car shoving his hand up my ass that sounds wonderful.

    • @karawithgun8148
      @karawithgun8148 Před 4 lety +32

      @@princeskyrider1226 But Fisto doesn't use any lube first. You're a mad man.

    • @princeskyrider1226
      @princeskyrider1226 Před 4 lety +8

      @@karawithgun8148 I like it hard and fast lube or not my ass is ready to receive fisto's love.

    • @judgeboony2695
      @judgeboony2695 Před 4 lety +18

      Raul likes to watch

  • @kasinokaiser1319
    @kasinokaiser1319 Před 6 lety +2209

    Next video: Is it Moral to love Fisto?

    • @stefanstoyanov7460
      @stefanstoyanov7460 Před 6 lety +150

      Kasino Kaiser Who does not love Fisto? Even those who are denying are just lying.

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 Před 6 lety +104

      Denial is the worst kind of lie...because it is the lie you tell yourself.

    • @milk.1394
      @milk.1394 Před 6 lety +41

      Fisto or Curie?

    • @smash3r01
      @smash3r01 Před 6 lety +49

      Waterproof Goose Fisto is far more human.

    • @CRocketSlim
      @CRocketSlim Před 6 lety +41

      I thought Fisto wasn't really about love so much as just... earning his name

  • @razgriss5882
    @razgriss5882 Před 6 lety +291

    that must be really awkward for raul to witness

    • @smward87
      @smward87 Před 5 lety +21

      Raul has been around the block himself a few hundred thousand times. Nothing phases him anymore.

    • @Piedpi20
      @Piedpi20 Před 3 lety

      smward87 has v i

    • @Piedpi20
      @Piedpi20 Před 3 lety

      smward87
      IYeah

    • @Piedpi20
      @Piedpi20 Před 3 lety

      smward87 i

    • @Piedpi20
      @Piedpi20 Před 3 lety

      smward87 ioiv polo. Cool game and ioi

  • @chipz121
    @chipz121 Před 5 lety +1001

    Dad: what are you doing Timmy?
    Timmy: I’m getting fisted by a robot in a video game!
    Dad: You’re adopted.

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 Před 4 lety +43

      Mom: Darling does the robot have errr......vibration attachments?

    • @yrnpurp5125
      @yrnpurp5125 Před 4 lety +20

      Timmy!! Don’t Talk To Your Father Li- *moans from fisto*

    • @Duckofducks580
      @Duckofducks580 Před 4 lety +10

      Father: *opens door*Honey! Noooo!

    • @Random_Iceberg
      @Random_Iceberg Před 4 lety +2

      There was 4 replies so I made it 5.

    • @lard_ass
      @lard_ass Před 4 lety +10

      Erhh.... but are ya winning
      ....son

  • @meem3816
    @meem3816 Před 6 lety +879

    "Don't get dead." Caleb knows how to spoken.

    • @Darkstalker212
      @Darkstalker212 Před 6 lety +26

      MeeM His MoMA didn't rise his speech-craft..

    • @elduderino7519
      @elduderino7519 Před 6 lety +15

      It gets writed "spoken" but you say it "speeched" when someone else does it

    • @theeboof5100
      @theeboof5100 Před 6 lety +2

      MeeM im caleb

    • @drewskers
      @drewskers Před 6 lety +4

      I want to say that this is a Speed reference. Joe Morton says to Keanu Reeves "Dont get dead" at one point

    • @The804R
      @The804R Před 6 lety +4

      "Get learned how to make stuff more deader" US Army

  • @PorktatoesSSRB
    @PorktatoesSSRB Před 6 lety +800

    *i cant feel my legs*

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria Před 6 lety +150

      *numbness will subside in several minutes*

    • @RealShrimpu
      @RealShrimpu Před 5 lety +66

      Is THAT.THE. BEST. YOU'VE. GOT. ROBOT!!!

    • @SelkieGirl
      @SelkieGirl Před 5 lety +24

      MY LEEG!

    • @dalek4463
      @dalek4463 Před 4 lety +29

      *I will require a hardware and software upgrade to offer enhanced services*

    • @HolddisNerd
      @HolddisNerd Před 4 lety +9

      I dont want to talk about it

  • @SnowblindOtter
    @SnowblindOtter Před 4 lety +133

    Oxhorn: Tells Santiago to put something on.
    Also Oxhorn: Pays Santiago to take everything off.

  • @northumbriabushcraft1208
    @northumbriabushcraft1208 Před 5 lety +195

    The noise fisto makes is hilarious.
    The voice you put on when hiring Beatrix was priceless.

    • @darnit1944
      @darnit1944 Před 2 lety

      And hiring Santiago is just.. plain

  • @kingofdaplayazball5817
    @kingofdaplayazball5817 Před 6 lety +496

    Santiago: FEELS LIKE I'M WEARING... *NOTHING AT ALL.*

  • @Demented13
    @Demented13 Před 6 lety +1205

    I can tell beatrix's Oxhorns favorite

    • @milk.1394
      @milk.1394 Před 6 lety +77

      Really? Ox struck me as a Santiago sort of man.

    • @CZEFrank
      @CZEFrank Před 6 lety +234

      His disgust is as faked as Garret's about the sexbot

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 Před 6 lety +70

      I am surprised she didn't charge more seeing as Raul was there "watching" the whole time :D

    • @theoutsiders8387
      @theoutsiders8387 Před 6 lety +39

      Demented13 is it weird that every time I talk to fisto I immediately get 10 caps

    • @Chase_1734
      @Chase_1734 Před 6 lety +16

      Demented13 you mean Beatrix is not Beatrix's. The apostrophe and S show ownership

  • @ernestocelmagnific5345
    @ernestocelmagnific5345 Před 6 lety +312

    I think the robot is the most normal out of these.

    • @mkgaca8721
      @mkgaca8721 Před 4 lety +12

      @Cameron Hudson Your just gay. (not ment to be mean lol)

    • @darnit1944
      @darnit1944 Před 3 lety +9

      Santiago's the least worst one.

    • @Dripbaru
      @Dripbaru Před 3 lety +5

      Yeah I’d much rather, well you know, with a robot compared to a corpse.

    • @SirFlooberis
      @SirFlooberis Před 2 lety

      @@Dripbaru aii people got kinks XD

    • @Lexilove2016
      @Lexilove2016 Před 2 lety +1

      Uh smooth talker seems pretty normal

  • @stripesandpipes429
    @stripesandpipes429 Před 6 lety +158

    Please assume the position... Woooooo hooooo... Almost died there.

  • @sunnyd9921
    @sunnyd9921 Před 6 lety +397

    You could say that Beatrix's services are a tad...
    Feral?

  • @Vacadero
    @Vacadero Před 6 lety +246

    I'm sad you don't hear a whip crack with Beatrix

  • @diothethotslayer1451
    @diothethotslayer1451 Před 5 lety +172

    Dont mind Raul. Just standing around watching this crap go down

    • @jfarrar19
      @jfarrar19 Před 4 lety +6

      This is weird for me too, Boss

  • @SofaPop.
    @SofaPop. Před 5 lety +127

    When I heard of fisto I was like “oh the unique power fist from F3 right?” And then they just stare at me

    • @MotoErgoSum
      @MotoErgoSum Před 5 lety +4

      Double entendre time!

    • @NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself
      @NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself Před 2 lety +16

      It would have been great if FISTO the sexbot was encountered first, and then in a later game find Fisto! the power fist, and it looks uncomfortably like a well-worn robot's arm.

    • @MrMoron-qn5rx
      @MrMoron-qn5rx Před rokem

      @@NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself special perk: deals more damage if hitting from behind

  • @kalajel
    @kalajel Před 6 lety +156

    "Well, yeah, we have Raoul..."
    "Hey, don't even think about it boss!"

    • @ricksolon3603
      @ricksolon3603 Před 4 lety +10

      Wonder if there's a mod for him to run away if they ever asked him

  • @mrblack5145
    @mrblack5145 Před 6 lety +319

    My first playthrough, I was a complete Bambi to this quest line. I went with Old Ben, because I had no idea that Santiago was an option. I had already found Beatrix, so I thought of her immediately.. as far as Fisto.. that's something else entirely. I spent 4 hours trying to find the door myself, ended up going online for help. Once I found Fisto, I uploaded the personality, and through my own curiosity I was.. well.. yeah. Once the screen went dark I knew it was gonna be bad. After the sound effects kicked in, I was terrified I would get the "Silent Farts" perk or "Rectal Bleeding" perk. It wasn't until I turned around and realized Boone had rounded the corner from killing the rats and saw the whole thing. I know that his face had limited animations, but I swear on a box of kittens that I saw shame behind those sunglasses. He never asked me to assist with his side quest either. Frankly, I don't blame him. When you catch you best friend with a protection elbow deep in them, you will probably spend a fair amount of time re-evaluating your life goals. After the quest, I never stepped foot into the Atomic Wrangler again. Although I have to wonder.. how exactly does a protection wash their.. um.. traffic cone sized blaster arms? In any case, keep up the great work Oxhorn, I'm already a subscriber but I absolutely love the work you do.
    (Edit: fixed grammar mistakes)

  • @JCDenton2012Modder
    @JCDenton2012Modder Před 6 lety +840

    The safe word is Skynet.

  • @MrLexxingtonFallen
    @MrLexxingtonFallen Před 4 lety +72

    I lost it at:
    "And she runs off to poverty"

  • @redletterdye888
    @redletterdye888 Před 6 lety +424

    I am addicted to these lore videos

    • @aaronkorthout
      @aaronkorthout Před 6 lety +1

      Me three

    • @tooloosebogle8849
      @tooloosebogle8849 Před 6 lety

      Saaaame

    • @spamuraigranatabru1149
      @spamuraigranatabru1149 Před 6 lety +5

      I'm not!
      *Wips out jet*

    • @gchbavic9831
      @gchbavic9831 Před 6 lety

      redLETTERdye Same bro

    • @chartreux1532
      @chartreux1532 Před 6 lety +2

      +redLETTERdye
      Me too and i never played any of the Fallout games, only games like Morrowind, Oblivion and Skyrim, which is how i ended up on Oxhorn's channel because while watching some Oblivion video he got recommended to me and now i watch the Lore videos everyday. Would love to see him once he's done with Fallout Lore videos to do some Oblivion Lore videos (more Lore in Oblivion than Skyrim).

  • @darrensmiles9149
    @darrensmiles9149 Před 6 lety +198

    This has to be the silliest, longest, and greatest lore video you've done yet.

    • @jothamheystee8822
      @jothamheystee8822 Před 6 lety +7

      Make Me Smile Oxhorn has made a few videos longer than this. Oh wait, did you mean? Oh.. Well.. Um.. Okay!

  • @101Crock
    @101Crock Před 6 lety +229

    I hate Caleb, he talks down to you even if you show up in full riot armor with a mini gun.

    • @thezambambo2184
      @thezambambo2184 Před 5 lety +32

      Eh, that's the Mojave low lifes for ya

    • @MotoErgoSum
      @MotoErgoSum Před 5 lety +29

      Narcissistic personality disorder.

    • @judgeboony2695
      @judgeboony2695 Před 4 lety +3

      I mean, he's probably killed tougher hombres. Still, he does need to lighten his tone.

    • @patriot17764th
      @patriot17764th Před 4 lety +5

      he seams to think hes better then he is.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 Před 4 lety +7

      @@MotoErgoSum Yeah he doesn't seem like the kind of guy who even knows what "common courtesy" means...

  • @ARedMagicMarker
    @ARedMagicMarker Před 5 lety +88

    James Garret sure is excited about Fisto.
    This was all for him after all. XD

  • @exantiuse497
    @exantiuse497 Před 6 lety +316

    Poor Raul, all those things he's seen, can never be unseen

    • @artmaster9869
      @artmaster9869 Před 6 lety +17

      Or he just got really horny ;-)

    • @tactic34wot52
      @tactic34wot52 Před 5 lety

      Art master 98 Or yiur just being a jackass to him...

    • @tactic34wot52
      @tactic34wot52 Před 5 lety +1

      Art master 98 your*

    • @StealthTheFoxz
      @StealthTheFoxz Před 5 lety +8

      Or he's just not phased by it with all the OTHER stuff he's seen.

    • @Appyboi
      @Appyboi Před 5 lety +11

      He's over 200 hundred years old if I'm correct so he's probably seen weirder things happen between a human and a robot.

  • @arachnidsLor
    @arachnidsLor Před 6 lety +328

    this week with oxhorn: the morals of having intercourse with robots

  • @MatthewHodges
    @MatthewHodges Před 2 lety +17

    Imagine being Raul, managing to survive the Great War, Black Mountain, Mexico, going through all this loss through his life, and finally finding some peace with himself
    Only to watch the Courier who helped him get nailed by a Protectron named Fisto

  • @eddymadison9655
    @eddymadison9655 Před 4 lety +107

    37:17 "Good, bad...The guy with the gun makes the rules"
    was that a Evil Dead reference ?

  • @u83rj1
    @u83rj1 Před 6 lety +116

    I believe the neon sign of a cowboy straddling an atom is a reference to the famous scene from Dr. Strangelove.

  • @snortymcgout
    @snortymcgout Před 6 lety +135

    I lost it when she made the feral ghoul sound LOL

  • @5445jedi
    @5445jedi Před 6 lety +24

    "There is no safe word. Terminate with extreme intimacy."

  • @gazelle4204
    @gazelle4204 Před 5 lety +125

    When the beautiful wastelander punches you for your debt
    Offers you a job as an escort
    And purchase your services
    You should at the very least be slightly confused

    • @nickrustyson8124
      @nickrustyson8124 Před 3 lety +5

      Nah it's apart of my fetish, starts as a dom, and cums as a bottom

    • @aspenrayne5951
      @aspenrayne5951 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Both confused and turned on

    • @Morec0
      @Morec0 Před měsícem

      Santiago had an extravaganza of a day.

  • @p.taylor981
    @p.taylor981 Před 6 lety +358

    "Oxhorn please assume the position."

    • @bee2bee880
      @bee2bee880 Před 6 lety +32

      Numbness will subside in several minutes.

    • @jtsupersized
      @jtsupersized Před 6 lety +26

      Did you just A S S U M E my position?!

  • @tiefighter8401
    @tiefighter8401 Před 6 lety +40

    A Protectron, a Ghoul Cowgirl, and a smooth talker walk into a bar

    • @amitgabay3721
      @amitgabay3721 Před 6 lety +1

      TIE Fighter and they fuck some random vault dweller with a NCR helmet

    • @mazz9046
      @mazz9046 Před 6 lety

      *desert ranger helmet

    • @Pinksluvva1973
      @Pinksluvva1973 Před 6 lety

      Does the next line involve a horny ox? LMAO

    • @nickrustyson8124
      @nickrustyson8124 Před 3 lety +2

      The bartender asks, "Welcome to the Atomic Wrangler how tough are ya?"

  • @steffe689
    @steffe689 Před 4 lety +70

    28:41 "Courier! I used to be a courier before i got shot in the head." classic way worse than arrow to the knee and no excuses

  • @thedogecast2573
    @thedogecast2573 Před 6 lety +57

    Fallout 1: Find the water chip
    Fallout 3: Find your dad
    Fallout 4: Find your son
    Fallout NV: FIND THE SEX ROBOT

  • @reece7324
    @reece7324 Před 6 lety +109

    First Curie and now Fisto... I see a pattern here.

    • @kinkycodsworth4107
      @kinkycodsworth4107 Před 6 lety +27

      God, if you're able to fuck Fisto... Or even a Robobrain, why not Codsworth?
      Like, he's waited for over 200 years... He wants the booty

    • @RinLockhart
      @RinLockhart Před 6 lety +4

      Codsworth I wanted to kiss him so bad :c

    • @kinkycodsworth4107
      @kinkycodsworth4107 Před 6 lety +4

      Rin Lockhart Hehe, what's stopping you?

    • @goodship2
      @goodship2 Před 6 lety +4

      The game wont let ya that's what stopping Rin.. lol

    • @AnalizaTheSnark
      @AnalizaTheSnark Před 6 lety +4

      Don't forget the personal synth XD he talked about her recently too... Unless you mean vids about robots his characters have had relations with, in which case... nvm. Either way, this has been sexbot month.

  • @falconstudios146
    @falconstudios146 Před 6 lety +30

    "Time you enjoy wasting isn't wasted time."
    Genuine sage wisdom.

  • @supersonicguy556
    @supersonicguy556 Před 6 lety +30

    wang dang atomic tango is the best fucking thing i've ever heard

  • @frankieb9444
    @frankieb9444 Před 6 lety +92

    Hmm...you used Fisto twice, we learned a little something new about you Ox

  • @mikhailmcmorrow6440
    @mikhailmcmorrow6440 Před 6 lety +69

    "the sex robot may be hard to do
    "Hard to do"
    GRAND

  • @gilliandaemon1788
    @gilliandaemon1788 Před 5 lety +27

    50:47
    More like. He'd be... cleaning whistles.

  • @gazs7237
    @gazs7237 Před 5 lety +59

    Was Raul caught picking his nose? 10:08

  • @lyoni658
    @lyoni658 Před 6 lety +111

    Clorox Bleach
    Value 420 Weight 1.5
    Rads +984.2 Health +50 (20)

    • @MicoKaine
      @MicoKaine Před 6 lety +3

      Isn't the rad limit 1000? if so that would be a handy aid item

    • @ObsidiaBlack1
      @ObsidiaBlack1 Před 5 lety +5

      @@MicoKaine I think it's needed after you, ahem, test drive, (shudder) Fisto.
      Even then, you'll never be clean again. Never.

    • @desktopfan8870
      @desktopfan8870 Před 5 lety

      Love it when I find one of those

    • @valentinayalalopez1682
      @valentinayalalopez1682 Před 4 lety

      20 what tho?

    • @NCR_Trooper_of_The_Mojave
      @NCR_Trooper_of_The_Mojave Před 28 dny

      You mean Abraxo Cleaner? Ik im 6 years late😭🙏

  • @Yan_Alkovic
    @Yan_Alkovic Před 6 lety +146

    I KNEW that this series of videos and mentions of Fisto would culminate in a video on Fisto. Too much foreshadowing can make the outcome overly evident.

  • @thekillermisfits
    @thekillermisfits Před 5 lety +24

    10:09 Rauls picking his nose. You're Welcome.

  • @kingwaffleton1774
    @kingwaffleton1774 Před 4 lety +55

    I like how the dominatrix ghoul cowgirl has more depth than the standard Bethesda puddle people.
    Yeah, I know, it’s been said a thousand times.

  • @schrodingersbisbork9076
    @schrodingersbisbork9076 Před 6 lety +81

    I perdicted this video on his video about Eve... "Please assume the position" God help me.

  • @nicoace2771
    @nicoace2771 Před 6 lety +85

    Numbness will subside in a few minutes

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 Před 6 lety +1

      But the experience will last a lifetime :)

    • @tactic34wot52
      @tactic34wot52 Před 5 lety

      Tachanka, by far my favorite operator asides from montagne, hows your new turret working out? Yes I know it sucks that it isnt full 360 anymore

    • @iamosiris6594
      @iamosiris6594 Před 5 lety

      My lord

  • @chilinsteven7741
    @chilinsteven7741 Před 3 lety +6

    i love how oxhorn was so sad about beatrix's services, then laughed after the ghoul yell.

  • @salgarcia8021
    @salgarcia8021 Před 5 lety +20

    "And she runs off to poverty."
    -oxhorn.
    😂😂

  • @wungomungo6177
    @wungomungo6177 Před 6 lety +28

    "Ahh Fisto..." My sides are hurting.

    • @thewerebear1
      @thewerebear1 Před 6 lety +4

      Boogie Boy Productions fisto will do that to a person

  • @ens0246
    @ens0246 Před 6 lety +13

    The delivery of "I can't feel my legs!" is perfect.

  • @nbmoleminer5051
    @nbmoleminer5051 Před 6 lety +12

    I just couldn't ever bring myself to do this quest ever.

  • @werecatauthor4249
    @werecatauthor4249 Před 6 lety +25

    The fact I have to go "assume the position" with fisto to complete the quest, oh god

  • @ethaneldredge3994
    @ethaneldredge3994 Před 6 lety +41

    Only Oxhorn could make an hour long video about Fisto the Sexbot

    • @randomanon8781
      @randomanon8781 Před 6 lety +2

      "Only Oxford..."
      i didnt know a university make a video about New Vegas

    • @ethaneldredge3994
      @ethaneldredge3994 Před 6 lety +1

      Heinrich Heimler Damn Auto correct

  • @kinkycodsworth4107
    @kinkycodsworth4107 Před 6 lety +647

    Yeah, Fisto is a pretty great sex bot. But are y'all just gonna ignore me? Like, I've waited 200 years...

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 Před 6 lety +60

      And you do have a buzz saw with peoples name on it.

    • @jacksteele2420
      @jacksteele2420 Před 6 lety +10

      ill never forget

    • @TweekMorgan4dictator
      @TweekMorgan4dictator Před 6 lety +34

      Let's... Just be friends, buddy.

    • @thehorrorhound6575
      @thehorrorhound6575 Před 6 lety +14

      Kinky Codsworth I love this name holy cow

    • @tackedon3569
      @tackedon3569 Před 6 lety +16

      Christ Codsworth. How the hell do you implement, that rotating-buzz saw, into your work Codsworth? Don't answer.

  • @quentincoetzee4313
    @quentincoetzee4313 Před 4 lety +4

    I remember when I first encountered Maud's Muggers, I had the GI Blues quest at the time and had just talked to the assault victims recuperating in the Old Mormon Fort. That led me to think that the people assaulting locals were in fact Maud's Muggers, especially when they say "another" unsuspecting ponce

  • @Your_Mother881
    @Your_Mother881 Před 5 lety +21

    Now I just can't get Krieger out of my head.
    "I call him FISTO ROBOTO!"~Dr. Algernop Krieger.

  • @fallariarising490
    @fallariarising490 Před 6 lety +20

    Santiago is like a warm summer's breeze, blowing against a prairie flower's petals.

  • @resonance01
    @resonance01 Před 6 lety +223

    *Speaks as Kreiger* I call him 'Fisto Roboto'

  • @VandalAudi
    @VandalAudi Před 4 lety +10

    “Don’t get dead” is better for the Courier since he has been killed before,.. it didn’t take.

  • @kelpopunch5923
    @kelpopunch5923 Před 2 lety +1

    "Please assume the position" is my favorite line in this game.

  • @georgehouliaras7239
    @georgehouliaras7239 Před 6 lety +165

    Fisto needs his own game. I have of few names in mind:
    50 shades of Fisto
    The good, the bad, and the Fisto
    Fisto 34
    Fisto 69
    Fisto Wingle
    And finally...
    Fisto and the City.
    XD XD XD

    • @georgehouliaras7239
      @georgehouliaras7239 Před 6 lety +4

      *a few names...

    • @the_Kutonarch
      @the_Kutonarch Před 6 lety +37

      *A FISTO FULL OF DOLLARS*

    • @MasterFhyl
      @MasterFhyl Před 6 lety +8

      George Houliaras yeah, dunno how you missed Fisto full of dollars lol

    • @Gotz_the_iron_hand
      @Gotz_the_iron_hand Před 6 lety +14

      What about Assume the Position you Sucker or A Fisto Full of Dynamite?

    • @nicholsjoshua15
      @nicholsjoshua15 Před 6 lety +12

      The F Word (F for Fisto, it's a play on The L Word)
      Fallout - New Fisto
      Two Fistos For Sister Sarah
      FistoShock (Fisto goes to the underwater city of Rapture to teach the Big Daddies about love)

  • @jdtwinkletoes81
    @jdtwinkletoes81 Před 6 lety +44

    The full back story of fisto the robot.. *ifyouknowhatimsayin*

    • @aliceinwalls
      @aliceinwalls Před 6 lety +5

      IF YOU KNOW HAT I M SAYIN. Wait what?

  • @davidbrown8546
    @davidbrown8546 Před měsícem +2

    "Where on earth we're gonna find a Ghoul Cowboy?"
    ... 6 years later, enter Coop

  • @jadchafrar1290
    @jadchafrar1290 Před 5 lety +3

    I once was in a hurry doing this mission and I was just clicking whatever was there so when Fisto came out I clicked the option to "test him out" and when the screen turned blacked and heard the noises I was like "What have I done?"

  • @71tofu
    @71tofu Před 6 lety +523

    I actually think Beatrix would be a great person to date, despite her radiation touched body. She's a dom, but she cares. She knows that a sub puts their absolute trust in her, and shouldn't be abused beyond what that sub wants.
    Call me disgusting, but she's actually a kind lady.

    • @vault6242
      @vault6242 Před 5 lety +54

      Wat .-.

    • @cs9471
      @cs9471 Před 5 lety +28

      That’s necrophilia bro

    • @vault6242
      @vault6242 Před 5 lety +60

      @@cs9471 It's alive *THO*

    • @voiceofafreeamerica9854
      @voiceofafreeamerica9854 Před 5 lety +61

      @@cs9471 Only if the heart has stopped. Otherwise it's just "dating" someone with hellaciously fucked up excema,

    • @fg09403
      @fg09403 Před 5 lety +27

      yeah, it's not often something actually takes the time to really dive deep enough to write a decent character with such... proclivities.

  • @schrodingersbisbork9076
    @schrodingersbisbork9076 Před 6 lety +63

    Please assume the position

  • @josephhanicak7922
    @josephhanicak7922 Před 5 lety +8

    I honestly feel bed for Grecks. He seems beaten down by life

  • @cachino9650
    @cachino9650 Před 4 lety +14

    Obsidian...
    Thanks for your excellent work.

  • @danwizzle91
    @danwizzle91 Před 6 lety +17

    I'm so used to playing new Vegas with the cut content mods that I always forget that the vanilla game was missing so much, like the whole thing about there not being prostitutes originally in the Wrangler, or Gloria VanGraffes boyfriend being vaporized

    • @danwizzle91
      @danwizzle91 Před 6 lety +2

      Lora Elstad because the Telvanni is the only House worth respecting no doubt!

  • @WandaII
    @WandaII Před 6 lety +20

    "Time you enjoy wasting isn't wasted time." Man I LOVE this phrase!

  • @halopro8958
    @halopro8958 Před 4 lety +6

    18:26 should have said
    “Your clothes. Give them to me. Now.”

  • @donnygat
    @donnygat Před 4 lety

    I just got this game but I love watching your lore videos because I dont always feel like reading/finding all the lore in the game. It's fun for me to watch these while I draw then when I play I can just do the missions without having to read everything. Thanks!

  • @renaxakai3
    @renaxakai3 Před 6 lety +77

    Wild Wasteland is the best Perk in this game.

    • @RandomSnot
      @RandomSnot Před 6 lety +15

      Trait dude, it's called a trait it's like a perk but it's selected at character creation and it typically has a pro and a con.

    • @Jaytheradical
      @Jaytheradical Před 6 lety +15

      Really should be just the canon way the game goes. I mean, the game already has FISTO and Caesar's Legion in it, a crashed alien spaceship really isn't that out of place in comparison.

    • @renaxakai3
      @renaxakai3 Před 6 lety +3

      RandomSnot, it's listed with the other perks, so sorry if I can't remember what they are called when it's only mentioned once, maybe twice if you have access to the sink.

    • @renaxakai3
      @renaxakai3 Před 6 lety +1

      Jaytheradical, plus who's to say there couldn't have been a movie or something that was similar enough to our timeline, that could be referenced in theirs.

    • @Jay-uf1ue
      @Jay-uf1ue Před 5 lety

      Rena Ami Akai skilled

  • @WhiskeyTango76s
    @WhiskeyTango76s Před 6 lety +10

    "It can be hard finding the place" is an understatement. Every single time I've replayed Fallout NV I've either spent an hour looking for the place or giving in and using a guide

  • @Briskyyy
    @Briskyyy Před 2 lety +2

    Ratslayer has stayed my main long range weapon for a large part of the game through 2 DLCs and more cause with sneak attacks it has killed almost everything in one headshot

  • @themanbehindtheslaughter8612

    I fear no man...
    But that thing!
    *fisto servo noises implying sex*
    It scares me...

  • @mikoto7693
    @mikoto7693 Před 6 lety +104

    I actually laughed every time Oxhorn had to stop himself laughing or cringing. Have a shot every time he does and see how well you guys do by the end of the vid.
    Ox, never change.

  • @derick-ve4ni
    @derick-ve4ni Před 6 lety +12

    8:30 "In which case she gives us everything she has, and runs off to poverty."
    Love it, great job.

  • @JulianUccetta
    @JulianUccetta Před 6 lety +7

    I had the exact same sentiment towards Beatrix when you finished the dialogue... uuuuugh

  • @FourByteBurger
    @FourByteBurger Před 4 lety +3

    The grecks conversation made me have a hearty laugh,haven't done that in a bit

  • @chickensoup69
    @chickensoup69 Před 6 lety +127

    How I wish Obsidian made Fallout 4; how perfect the speech options are in NV.
    Lucky for us Codsworth doesn't tell us to... ASSUME THE POSITION.

    • @theflyingcatz
      @theflyingcatz Před 6 lety +16

      'Lucky'

    • @kinkycodsworth4107
      @kinkycodsworth4107 Před 6 lety +38

      Why, do you... Want me to?

    • @MicoKaine
      @MicoKaine Před 6 lety +5

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @flamingvictory
      @flamingvictory Před 6 lety +13

      I JUST IMAGINED IT IN HIS VOICE SEND HELP

    • @lexort4204
      @lexort4204 Před 6 lety +9

      John Sensibile Codsworth might not but bethesda did when you forked out the cash for that game! Lol.

  • @jppakman233
    @jppakman233 Před 6 lety +12

    Beatrix can also be hired immediately, if you have a bottle of Absinthe in your inventory. She mentions that she is fond of The Atomic Wrangler's drink selection, namely Absinthe. Good option if you are playing a character with low speech skill.

  • @bw5020
    @bw5020 Před rokem

    Fisto's noise during the blackout was... That will live in my head rent free...

  • @christunnell2377
    @christunnell2377 Před 6 lety +1

    I love how Raul is just standing there in his sombrero while you test out Fisto...

  • @mcpossum
    @mcpossum Před 6 lety +56

    Here is to shamelessly testing FISTO out. On every playthrough. Every. Playthrough.

  • @veicanoriceia
    @veicanoriceia Před 6 lety +15

    1:05 "Standing against the eastern wall is a man who seems oddly out of place"
    Is that Mark Wahlberg?

  • @markobuenrostro8977
    @markobuenrostro8977 Před 5 lety

    You have one of the best CZcams videos. I can't stop watching these. Thanks!

  • @tezlaactual6582
    @tezlaactual6582 Před 2 lety +2

    I really wish they had the wild wasteland perk in all the fallouts