ASMR Voice: New Year's Kiss [M4F] [New Year's Eve Countdown] [Crush] [Romantic] [Shy]

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  • Everyone wants someone to kiss when the clock strikes midnight... so will I get mine?
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Komentáře • 475

  • @livliv22
    @livliv22 Před 8 lety +1301

    -"I wonder if she has any idea.......how beautiful she is."-
    Me:: "I know."

  • @julialownsbery3605
    @julialownsbery3605 Před 7 lety +588

    "What a nice chandelier Jerry has, so interesting and modern" I don't know why but I lost it 😂

  • @michaelmaloney3825
    @michaelmaloney3825 Před 7 lety +1131

    "oH GOD LOOK AT THE TV ITS TV TIME" that's adorable lol

  • @cinnamonbun3731
    @cinnamonbun3731 Před 6 lety +532

    *pushes cardlin towards the girl and starts playing kiss the girl from Little mermaid* KISS THE GIRL

  • @tripzone9119
    @tripzone9119 Před 5 lety +274

    Carldin: 10..9..8 where’d she go 5..4 she’s walking over here!?!
    ----------------------
    Me: 10..9..8.. There he is 5..4 Oh god i hope this works

  • @AurosOrion
    @AurosOrion Před 8 lety +1113

    "No one should be allowed to look that good eating a Triscuit." I lost it, that was hilarious, lmao. This is adorable. Love it

    • @CardlinAudio
      @CardlinAudio  Před 8 lety +174

      +ColorfulConfessions Hee, I liked that line. ^_^

    • @anelisolubelwana2845
      @anelisolubelwana2845 Před 5 lety +9

      This so cute

    • @gaddyyoutube2108
      @gaddyyoutube2108 Před 4 lety +8

      @@CardlinAudio we love u💖💖💖💖💖😛😛😛

    • @Aj-ov2sz
      @Aj-ov2sz Před 3 lety +3

      Right when I got to this comment I heard him say the line, that was perfect 😂

    • @emi-mq5tk
      @emi-mq5tk Před 3 lety +7

      @@Aj-ov2sz so I’m not the only one listening to his audios from 5 years ago- 😀

  • @reallyrosedraws3372
    @reallyrosedraws3372 Před 7 lety +569

    Beth is in the background like: YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!

    • @MayMagnolia06
      @MayMagnolia06 Před 5 lety +11

      PFFFFFTTTT

    • @C0nn0rl0v3zy0u
      @C0nn0rl0v3zy0u Před 4 lety +12

      ReallyRose also Beth: MAHHH SHIPPPPP

    • @hafleet_1238
      @hafleet_1238 Před 3 lety +3

      YAAAAAAAAAAAA GET HIM GURL

    • @n1ne1nchna1ls
      @n1ne1nchna1ls Před 3 lety +2

      I didn’t get that far into the video while reading this comment, my name is Beth and I genuinely got scared for a second.

    • @vickielavigne2696
      @vickielavigne2696 Před 3 lety +3

      Beth Literally before the last few seconds “BRO we didn’t spend a year planning this and I didn’t leave her side all night just so you can chicken out”

  • @nic22123
    @nic22123 Před 6 lety +130

    "Before some clef-chinned-mustached-slicked-hair-yayhoo, comes in and says something horrible that she is forced to laugh at." Jealous Cardin is so adorkable.

  • @aliennormie
    @aliennormie Před 5 lety +314

    Chandler: "Somebody kiss me, it's midnight! C'mon!"
    Joey: *kisses him*
    XDDDDDD

  • @HyperPopCowboy
    @HyperPopCowboy Před 6 lety +424

    "GRAND THEFT ORGAN"
    -10/10
    -would play

    • @1one1y.
      @1one1y. Před 5 lety +5

      The game has 5 stars -w- and is recommended to play *dabs and leaves the room* *YEET!*

    • @C0nn0rl0v3zy0u
      @C0nn0rl0v3zy0u Před 4 lety +3

      Hobifizz pffttt

    • @MrSatan-to4lq
      @MrSatan-to4lq Před 4 lety +3

      grand theft auto but you’re a virus in a body

    • @henrietta6801
      @henrietta6801 Před 4 lety +1

      Ur profile picture is my life

    • @xxcringeycookiezxx3441
      @xxcringeycookiezxx3441 Před 3 lety

      I've played it before, great game💖💖

  • @Avanna_Vlogs
    @Avanna_Vlogs Před 7 lety +171

    "Ah-oK LOOK AT THE TV ITS TV TIME!!" Same man same

  • @reallyrosedraws3372
    @reallyrosedraws3372 Před 7 lety +356

    Cardlin: YOU'VE always wanted to do that
    Me: HELL YEA

  • @sawyersalad0037
    @sawyersalad0037 Před 5 lety +119

    “ i wonder if she has any idea how beautiful she is”
    *sneezes on him*

    • @a.cnugget0323
      @a.cnugget0323 Před 3 lety +12

      *Damn it* .....
      You gaved me Covid

    • @devikaa.
      @devikaa. Před 3 lety +2

      Ok ok....No sneezing..Rona on rounds

    • @ksifm7373
      @ksifm7373 Před 2 lety +2

      Your making me laugh at 1:00am in the morning- WHY?😂😂

    • @LeoTakami
      @LeoTakami Před 2 lety

      @@ksifm7373 same lol xD

  • @kenza9835
    @kenza9835 Před 5 lety +95

    "10...9...8..where'd she go?, 7...6....she's walking this way!?....5...4...3...2 oH gOd!?" 😂😂😂 that would legit be me the entire time great job on this audio Cardlin +CardlinAudio

  • @himanisaran1236
    @himanisaran1236 Před 7 lety +249

    " Grand theft organ" 😂what?

    • @mil2292
      @mil2292 Před 6 lety +10

      Himani Saran because we stole cardybears heart

    • @twiceifyyy
      @twiceifyyy Před 6 lety +7

      my broken soul is still roming I CHOKED SHSJSJ

    • @koalalove7535
      @koalalove7535 Před 5 lety +2

      I was waiting for someone to say it

    • @the.monarch.
      @the.monarch. Před 4 lety +3

      -[100% would play]-

    • @kiwafeathers
      @kiwafeathers Před 3 lety +1

      The dlc

  • @keishi542
    @keishi542 Před 6 lety +61

    The most stressful 10 seconds ever. "2 OH GOD!" 😂😂😂

  • @piratekid1
    @piratekid1 Před 8 lety +212

    I love the Shy Crush role playing sooo much!!

  • @jessicaparrish617
    @jessicaparrish617 Před 8 lety +63

    just a bit of advice: stop planning so much, go talk to her, confess to her, and if she says she likes you back kiss her if she doesn't kiss you first

  • @cheese_pie1558
    @cheese_pie1558 Před 4 lety +47

    “Grand theft organ”
    Me: *casually inhales lungs*

    • @umbrashadowgirl60
      @umbrashadowgirl60 Před 4 lety +5

      Why does your profile picture fit your comment so perfectly?

  • @roguerambles4387
    @roguerambles4387 Před 8 lety +383

    Hehehe, nervous Cardlin is hilarious! "Oh, what a nice chandelier Jerry has, how interesting and modern! ...is she still looking...? Why is she looking at me, okay LOOK AT THE TV, THIS IS TV, THIS IS TV TIME NOW"
    Oh, well, at least you crazy kids got your New Years Kiss in the end :) Have a Happy New Year!

  • @savannahd420
    @savannahd420 Před 8 lety +216

    This was beyond cute! :) Is it sad that the whole time leading up to the end, I wanted to be like Sebastian from the Little Mermaid trying to set the mood so you could finally "kiss the girl"? Haha, yeah, I'm a dork, but also a hopeless romantic. Great job, Cardlin.

    • @CardlinAudio
      @CardlinAudio  Před 8 lety +26

      +Savannah D. Aww, I love that song. ^_^ Thank you, Savannah!

    • @savannahd420
      @savannahd420 Před 8 lety +8

      +CardlinAudio Me too, & you're very welcome. :) You have a safe & Happy New Year!

    • @jessicaparrish617
      @jessicaparrish617 Před 8 lety +5

      +CardlinAudio I love that song to and you did a really good job

    • @jointhederpside4927
      @jointhederpside4927 Před 6 lety +4

      I'm happy I'm not alone here. cute and funny

    • @1one1y.
      @1one1y. Před 5 lety +3

      You've gotta to kiss da girl *sings* >~

  • @kookoochim
    @kookoochim Před 7 lety +333

    Tag yourself I'm Beth

    • @britney6037
      @britney6037 Před 7 lety +60

      i'm the triscuit

    • @SugarSkulled_
      @SugarSkulled_ Před 7 lety +49

      Briana Lecates
      I'm Jerry's chandelier

    • @rcl67869
      @rcl67869 Před 7 lety +29

      Briana Lecates I'm the floor/carpet. Always getting stepped on

    • @abz8739
      @abz8739 Před 7 lety +24

      I'm the sweater he's wearing

    • @ligertily9733
      @ligertily9733 Před 7 lety +21

      I'm the hat he's wearing

  • @MeliZbeauty
    @MeliZbeauty Před 8 lety +180

    Happy New Year! *High five* you got the kiss!!

    • @happyfalcxn
      @happyfalcxn Před 8 lety +6

      Omg! I love your vids!

    • @vinelord3421
      @vinelord3421 Před 7 lety +6

      You are my hero! I absolutely love your videos!

    • @opssham
      @opssham Před 6 lety

      It's da queen again

  • @trashfacetrace
    @trashfacetrace Před 7 lety +103

    WHAT ABOUT BETH

  • @michellehoskins19
    @michellehoskins19 Před 7 lety +97

    Damn it Cardlin just make the move I'm waiting...*watches you freak out from a distance* nvm, if you're not gonna kiss me....I'll just have to take it *gets up and walks over towards you during count down*

  • @himanisaran1236
    @himanisaran1236 Před 7 lety +26

    Its the middle of the night and I literally screamed JUST GO TO HER

  • @MayMagnolia06
    @MayMagnolia06 Před 5 lety +105

    *THAT MOAN MADE ME SINK INTO NEW LEVELS OF MY BED I HAVE NEVER BEEN BEFOREEEEEEEE*

  • @sheridanbailey8802
    @sheridanbailey8802 Před 5 lety +26

    “Someone who can actually do something with them. Inspire them, move them. Someone who wHY IS SHE LOOKING AT ME AGAIN OH JESUS TV LOOK AT THE TV”

  • @adamcalderon9889
    @adamcalderon9889 Před 5 lety +13

    I can just hear my friends taking photos and screaming “MY GIRL GETTING IN”and fangirling right now

  • @ligertily9733
    @ligertily9733 Před 7 lety +25

    "Ample amounts of liquid courage"

  • @eatmyshmeat
    @eatmyshmeat Před 4 lety +11

    "Slicked hair yehoo-"
    LMAOO 😂😂

  • @micquellakasmar4441
    @micquellakasmar4441 Před 8 lety +18

    You know you're obsessed when you come to Cardlin whenever youre upset and cant sleep. I love you Cardlin!

  • @xadence
    @xadence Před 7 lety +56

    it's December 31 right now. And I'm watching this. ☺😂

  • @thefandommenace3099
    @thefandommenace3099 Před 4 lety +30

    Cardlin: Shes so beautiful.
    Me: *shoving a spoonful of mashed potatoes in my
    mouth*

  • @leenajayaseelan247
    @leenajayaseelan247 Před 6 lety +12

    When he started counting down, I got goosebumps all over ;-;

  • @kshpd3972
    @kshpd3972 Před 7 lety +40

    If I can get a kiss on New Year's I'll consider that a good enough accomplishment and then maybe make some real resolutions 😂

  • @SiekoValantin
    @SiekoValantin Před 5 lety +11

    "Why is she looking at me? OH JEEZ! IT'S TV! LOOK AT THE TV! IT'S TV TIME NOW!"

  • @akaashishusband1596
    @akaashishusband1596 Před 5 lety +22

    Doesnt she know how beautiful she is?
    *Laughs so hard she falls out of chair* HHAHAHAHA! *narrows eyes* thats not me.

  • @imokay1226
    @imokay1226 Před 7 lety +39

    This just reminds me waaaaaaaay too much of the book Attachments by Rainbow Rowell. Cardlin is Lincoln and Beth is awkward and nerdy just like the book. Beth is actually her name too!

  • @imokayforajay6896
    @imokayforajay6896 Před 3 lety +5

    “Her laughter is the highlight of my day”
    My laughter:🏎🏎🐴🐴🐿🐿🐬🐬

  • @marissacasey95
    @marissacasey95 Před 4 lety +4

    The times when he moans happily into each kiss has my heart soaring like a fucking eagle

  • @emmasmilie5295
    @emmasmilie5295 Před 3 lety +6

    “I wonder if she knows...how beautiful she is”
    *forgets how to breathe*

  • @taryn4931
    @taryn4931 Před 5 lety +9

    "Grand Theft Organ"
    10/10, would recommend
    A new trademark

  • @Kiki-wf4bj
    @Kiki-wf4bj Před 8 lety +47

    I timed this so freaking carefully! So i did make out with the back of my hand listening to this, you were my new year kiss cardlin haha cheers!

  • @geeklychic8651
    @geeklychic8651 Před 4 lety +8

    I would be that friend saying, "YEAH, GET HER (annoying nickname he would hate Cardlin-B)

  • @CC-ln4bl
    @CC-ln4bl Před 8 lety +15

    AAAWWWW U FINALLY GOT THE KISS YEY

  • @SconesWithJam
    @SconesWithJam Před 4 lety +7

    why does the beginning sound like what makes you beautiful

  • @01BlackRose9
    @01BlackRose9 Před 7 lety +17

    aaaand there goes my heart again.

  • @anna-brittruijgers5735
    @anna-brittruijgers5735 Před 8 lety +43

    Happy new year! Stay as cute as you are ;)

    • @CardlinAudio
      @CardlinAudio  Před 8 lety +15

      Will do! Happy New year's to you, too!

  • @aidenreese7439
    @aidenreese7439 Před 6 lety +12

    Ok he’s officially been everything to us he’s been our friend, lover, brother and dad kinda wired if you think about it!!

  • @presentlycrescent
    @presentlycrescent Před 5 lety +6

    " *i T I s t V T i M e n O W* " jfc I snorted

  • @Kathdayknightuhh
    @Kathdayknightuhh Před 4 lety +7

    Cardi: the lights light up when she enters the room
    Me: damn do I have super powers now????

  • @noodle089
    @noodle089 Před 8 lety +52

    I hope I'll be able to enjoy the holidays again some time. My Dad died on New Year's Eve. I haven't wanted to celebrate the holidays ever since.

  • @Lola-ml5pq
    @Lola-ml5pq Před 4 lety +2

    Good ol Beth gotta love her

  • @jessicaparrish617
    @jessicaparrish617 Před 8 lety +13

    just got to the end,omg how cute

  • @HerecomestheRain30
    @HerecomestheRain30 Před 8 lety +2

    Okay, I've been listening to a bunch of your works and.. can a person fall in love with a voice? 'Cause I think I just fell in love with yours.

  • @1DNoticeMOi
    @1DNoticeMOi Před 8 lety

    Happy New Year!!!
    Omg, this was absolutely adorable. I love the accuracy of the mindset of a shy person with a huge crush. 😁

  • @leonscottkitty
    @leonscottkitty Před 4 lety +6

    my friend:who watches this suff
    my inner demos:oop we have a thing a big bad thing
    me:...y...ye...yeah..eheh...ummmm...ga.....

  • @jordynd.3613
    @jordynd.3613 Před 7 lety +20

    2017 HERE WE GO!!

  • @ultimatreality
    @ultimatreality Před 8 lety +35

    Happy New Year Cardlin ^.^ may 2016 be everything you hoped for!

    • @CardlinAudio
      @CardlinAudio  Před 8 lety +9

      +Alexandra Sainsbury Thanks, Alexandra! You, too!

    • @elliefowell3481
      @elliefowell3481 Před 6 lety

      Coming from New Year's Eve 2017 and let's just say we all want to put the last two years behind us😰

    • @fanaticism3204
      @fanaticism3204 Před 6 lety

      Alex Sainsbury OML 2018

    • @emmameyer7443
      @emmameyer7443 Před 6 lety

      I come from the future saying that 2016 and 2017 are possibly going to ruin your life

    • @sethdiangelo8057
      @sethdiangelo8057 Před 3 lety +1

      @@emmameyer7443 me reading this in 2021: honey, you got a big storm coming SHAHSA

  • @aria_blue1935
    @aria_blue1935 Před 8 lety +11

    Lol " TV TIME NOW!! " I love your videos! I found out about your channel today and I'm addicted!! I've already watched 10!! Your such a great inspiration!

  • @danayahuber8962
    @danayahuber8962 Před 8 lety +7

    This is so adorable I can barely handle it. 🙈 Happy New Year, Cardlin!! I hope that this next year is an absolutely incredible one for you!! ❤️

    • @CardlinAudio
      @CardlinAudio  Před 8 lety +3

      Thank you so much, Danaya! Happy New year to you and yours :)

  • @Naominichole1D
    @Naominichole1D Před 8 lety +8

    I'm early! :D I pulled an all nighter watching all you're videos

  • @jaydanelson2731
    @jaydanelson2731 Před 5 lety +9

    She's here....
    Check✓
    Double Check✓
    Triple Check✓
    Uwu I need a mans
    So adorable❤️💞😍

  • @kathrynnelsen6301
    @kathrynnelsen6301 Před 8 lety +1

    Happy New Year, Cardlin! This video was so cute!

  • @SecretSingerOfficial
    @SecretSingerOfficial Před 8 lety +10

    Awe... This was really cute. You, my friend, gained a subscriber. Keep up the good work.

  • @madelynpaige8111
    @madelynpaige8111 Před 8 lety +2

    You have been my falling asleep playlist for the past two and a half weeks since I discovered you. I love you and all of your videos!! Happy to say I'm a cardigan !!! ❤️❤️

  • @slowedvibes2747
    @slowedvibes2747 Před 4 lety +2

    oops... my heart went... oops

  • @baileybug580
    @baileybug580 Před 6 lety +3

    The ad that played before this video was a Triscuit ad

  • @baxterlipperd8752
    @baxterlipperd8752 Před 5 lety +6

    I think I’m more of a Beth in this situation
    Nerdy geeky, keeping my bff wrapped up at a party and probably keeping her from talking to other bc I’m a brat who gets nervous at parties

  • @torriemagee7549
    @torriemagee7549 Před 6 lety

    Yay one of you finally did something, made the first move. Thank you for not running away but actually talking about it afterwards. Otherwise I would have woken up my cat with my noises of frustration. As frustrating as is, its also adorable and relatable.

  • @snoozy2542
    @snoozy2542 Před 3 lety +1

    This is the highlight of my day

  • @parmesannini
    @parmesannini Před 2 lety +2

    Cardlin: "I wonder if she has any idea... how beautiful she is."
    Me as a leo: 'literally admire myself every minute infront of the mirror'

  • @camilleb9842
    @camilleb9842 Před 8 lety +2

    Happy New Year!!! Mr. Cardlin. I listened to it a minute before New year and luckily at the exact time the magic happened 😊 you know what I mean . anyway I hope you have a wonderful year coming to you and to your love ones ✌

  • @Nerdy4y
    @Nerdy4y Před rokem

    I love his romantic and shy audios

  • @kamilichambers6994
    @kamilichambers6994 Před 7 lety +3

    THIS IS SO CUUUTE!!💕

  • @kamillesimpson7079
    @kamillesimpson7079 Před 7 lety +3

    This made my day

  • @gamergurl1154
    @gamergurl1154 Před 7 lety

    This is so cute!!! You have to PLEASE do more of the Shy crush asmrs!! You are doing such a great job at making me doze off and fall asleep!

  • @HabboThorpii
    @HabboThorpii Před 8 lety +1

    This was so adorable Cardlin! Hope you have an awesome 2016

    • @CardlinAudio
      @CardlinAudio  Před 8 lety +1

      +HabboThorpii Thank you, thank you! You too!

  • @eviljl_girl5001
    @eviljl_girl5001 Před 8 lety +1

    Happy New Year ! 🐻🎉 Thank you for your hard work ! xo

  • @georgiesbeautyworld
    @georgiesbeautyworld Před 8 lety

    Omg this was too cute for words. I loved this so so much. Please keep making them xx

  • @alexandriapaul6610
    @alexandriapaul6610 Před 8 lety +5

    This is so cute!! Happy new year Cardlin!

  • @plantshineasmr8396
    @plantshineasmr8396 Před 6 lety +1

    THIS WAS SO CUTE AW

  • @Kat_Martin22
    @Kat_Martin22 Před rokem

    His poetry of how he's so mesmerised and in love had my heart throbing in my chest❤

  • @avianaparker1989
    @avianaparker1989 Před 5 lety

    I needed this rn. Thank you Cardlin

  • @misheru-senpai1038
    @misheru-senpai1038 Před 6 lety +2

    I love how he tries to act like is not staring at her XD

  • @oceanhill6614
    @oceanhill6614 Před 4 lety +1

    "It Is TV Time Now" loved that

  • @reallyrosedraws3372
    @reallyrosedraws3372 Před 7 lety +2

    Cardlin the audio you make is amazing to me and so many others!! Keep it up and this is suuuuuper cute, my heart AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

  • @TrishaR84
    @TrishaR84 Před 8 lety +10

    Mwuuaaah! Happy New Year!

  • @taylorcardona4619
    @taylorcardona4619 Před 8 lety

    Awww this is so cute!! I wish a guy would do that with me😄 Have an amazing and safe new year Cardlin!!🎉🎊🎉🎊

  • @Grace-ig5ne
    @Grace-ig5ne Před 8 lety +1

    Happy New Year❤️ hope 2016 brings lots of happiness and love for you😊 love you cardlin xx

  • @Wrestlinggurl101
    @Wrestlinggurl101 Před 8 lety

    Happy new year, Cardlin!!!!!!!!!
    ☺️☺️☺️

  • @lilkitkat2420
    @lilkitkat2420 Před 6 lety

    These shy rps are too much for my heart.... UUUGGGGHHH!!!

  • @saumyasrivastava6235
    @saumyasrivastava6235 Před 7 lety +1

    OMFG.!! Sooooo CUTEEEE.!! This was just so adorable.!! And now I'm gonna be sharing the link to my friends and increase the fan girls.. 😉

  • @AmeliaRosalinaTheHedgehog

    This is so cute and adorable

  • @rodeobabygirl9544
    @rodeobabygirl9544 Před 3 lety

    The Aggressive jump into he’s arms and attack with kisses lol🥺🥺

  • @_Catamari_
    @_Catamari_ Před 4 lety +4

    Cardin: “ No one should be allowed to look that good eating a triscuit, it should be a crime!”
    Me: * eats another triscuit.* “ fight me, bitch!”
    Jk, I love ur channel Cardlin

  • @loverofthebigbadwolf
    @loverofthebigbadwolf Před 8 lety

    Well I'm now three hours into the new year and I thought about you and this video...Happy New year Cardlin!!!😌😤🎆🎇🎉🎊

  • @thebeautifulrose294
    @thebeautifulrose294 Před 2 lety

    This is so cute

  • @looci_
    @looci_ Před 8 lety

    aw aH happy new year!!!