Mortal Kombat XL - Favorite/Funniest Character Intro Dialogues

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  • Here are some of my favorite and most hilarious character intros from the characters in Mortal Kombat XL! Which ones do you like the most? If you guys enjoyed the video, feel free to give that like button a fatality and subscribe today to join the ninja klan! Thanks for watching!
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  • @songoten2163
    @songoten2163 Před 7 lety +3470

    Lao: "I have no quarrel with you."
    Reptile: "I will tear your flesh!"
    Lao: "I now have a quarrel with you."

    • @sunwolfsunwolf4170
      @sunwolfsunwolf4170 Před 7 lety +13

      Søn Gøten 孫悟天 close "I do not have a quarrel with you" "I will tear your flesh" "I now have a quarrel with you"

    • @mikeschmidt8802
      @mikeschmidt8802 Před 7 lety +37

      sunwolf sunwolf No the first comment was right.

    • @sunwolfsunwolf4170
      @sunwolfsunwolf4170 Před 7 lety +5

      Tom Hawkins well he edited it when he said now he or she accidentally typed know

    • @mikeschmidt8802
      @mikeschmidt8802 Před 7 lety +8

      Kung Lao said "I have no quarrel with you." Not "I do. It have a quarrel with you."

    • @acaustic
      @acaustic Před 7 lety +23

      You watched the video too???? omg

  • @Obsessor23
    @Obsessor23 Před 7 lety +3194

    Ermac: We are many.
    Ermac: We are many more.
    Ermac: Wearemanymoreplusinfinitytimesinfinitynopaybacks!

  • @theplumbum82
    @theplumbum82 Před 6 lety +2227

    Sub-Zero: Will there be no peace between us?
    Scorpion: Not in this, or any lifetime!
    [CZcams Recommends: Sub-Zero and Scorpion make peace]

  • @cracklasco
    @cracklasco Před 5 lety +273

    "For the Lin Kuei."
    "For the Shirai Ryu."
    *"To the death."*
    Love that one

  • @sonny_sundae
    @sonny_sundae Před 7 lety +1464

    my favorite part:
    "it's game over, man!"

    • @sonny_sundae
      @sonny_sundae Před 7 lety

      Creeper Allen well, it seems I just saved your life ._.

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin Před 7 lety +33

      The 'game over' line is a reference to one of the movies

    • @marlonthompson6530
      @marlonthompson6530 Před 7 lety +15

      Cosmic Chaos ITS GAME OVER WHEN I TURN OFF THE FUCKING XBOX

    • @cdh98
      @cdh98 Před 7 lety +19

      it is a reference to the movie aliens

    • @WheatGaming
      @WheatGaming Před 7 lety +6

      Cosmic Chaos RIP Bill Paxton :(

  • @themar9961
    @themar9961 Před 7 lety +1267

    "I don't have a quarrel with you"
    "i will tear your flesh."
    "I now have a quarrel with you"
    I'M WHEEZING

    • @mehirsinghr
      @mehirsinghr Před 5 lety +3

      Such Wowz LMFAOOOOOOO XD

    • @legokangaroo5010
      @legokangaroo5010 Před 5 lety +1

      @Japra motion how is it not?

    • @12054life
      @12054life Před 5 lety +7

      @Japra motion Kung Lao said he doesn't have beef with Reptile but Reptile says he wants to kill him, so now Kung Lao has been with him

    • @obsidianreality2014
      @obsidianreality2014 Před 5 lety

      Such Wowz ikr 🤣🤣

    • @fricc3824
      @fricc3824 Před 5 lety

      That's one of my favorites

  • @imagine5612
    @imagine5612 Před 7 lety +968

    it should've been:
    Mileena: "the failed actor..."
    Johnny: "the failed experiment."
    Mileena: "did the directors say that on your audition?"

  • @gianmontinola2349
    @gianmontinola2349 Před 7 lety +679

    Melina: Repulsive Human
    Cage: Sleeping with Baraka is Repulsive
    Melina: WHO TOLD YOU THIS?!

    • @thekittenplays4663
      @thekittenplays4663 Před 6 lety +27

      Gian Montinola bet you Retile told Cage

    • @gabriellethomas9982
      @gabriellethomas9982 Před 6 lety +6

      Kekk Wu haha

    • @filastyle84
      @filastyle84 Před 6 lety +31

      That must have been a wild night...

    • @SarynPrime
      @SarynPrime Před 6 lety +36

      KANO: OY CAGE, I HAVE NEWS FOR YA.
      JOHHNY: ALRIGHT KANO, SPILL IT.
      KANO: MELINA SLEPT WITH BARAKA LAST NIGHT.
      JOHHNY: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!!! ANY ONE ELSE KNOWS ABOUT THIS?!?!?!?!
      KANO: YEAH
      JOHHNY: WHO
      KANO: REPTILE
      JOHHNY: WHERE WAS HE AT THAT TIME
      KANO: OOHH, HE TOLD ME THAT HE SNEAKED INTO MELINA'S ROOM AND CAUGHT HER WITH BARAKA. AND HE WAS JUST JACKING OFF 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂
      JOHHNY: LETS NOT HOPE THAT HE GOT CAUGHT DOING THAT 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @polish2945
      @polish2945 Před 5 lety +18

      Cage: How You Doin' Butterface?
      Melina:Let It Be A Complement
      Cage:Best I Could Do
      OHHHHH REKT MELINA

  • @colmnicholl8598
    @colmnicholl8598 Před 7 lety +834

    kenshi: Showdown, like in your movies
    Johnny: Oh did you like them?
    Kenshi: Blindness has it's perks

  • @x-13productions92
    @x-13productions92 Před 7 lety +1186

    2:50
    Millena: Repulsive Human
    Johnny: Sleeping with Baraka is repulsive
    Millena: (embarrassed) Who told you this?!
    Me: lololololololol

  • @saibotttheoriesmore5088
    @saibotttheoriesmore5088 Před 7 lety +183

    Scorpion: Do you sell Ice Cream???
    Sub Zero: No, I only sell death
    Scorpion: I WANT AN ICE CREAM

  • @promocodes5962
    @promocodes5962 Před 6 lety +251

    My favourite intro is missing lol
    Takeda: is this because I am dating Jacqui?
    Jax: you dating Jacqui?!!!
    Takeda: yeah! Reeeeal smooth Takeda.

    • @EnderGoku9001
      @EnderGoku9001 Před 5 lety +6

      I want to see the cha cha real smooth meme but with takeda doing it

  • @fastlikefish8703
    @fastlikefish8703 Před 7 lety +241

    Blindness has its benifits

  • @wrench6016
    @wrench6016 Před 7 lety +530

    liu Kang:please close your mouth
    mileena:I WILL NOT BE SILENCED
    liu Kang:that is NOT what I meant

    • @steliocckef650
      @steliocckef650 Před 7 lety +28

      Wrench that what every character should said

    • @yourboikitchensink6362
      @yourboikitchensink6362 Před 7 lety +1

      Wrench I don't get it

    • @boxofjoosh8314
      @boxofjoosh8314 Před 7 lety +2

      Wrench Pay my "respects" to Dusan.

    • @karenkay5
      @karenkay5 Před 7 lety +23

      Your boi Kitchen Sink It means that he doesn't want to see that gross mouth.

    • @wrench6016
      @wrench6016 Před 6 lety

      Jake's just for laughs shorts! Fuck you man

  • @tommygunengineer9184
    @tommygunengineer9184 Před 7 lety +982

    1:12...
    "A showdown? As in your films?"
    "Did you like 'em?"
    "Blindness has its benefits"
    *BBBUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNN*
    xD

    • @prayforcere
      @prayforcere Před 5 lety +8

      Who still says ooo burn your white ain't it

    • @mehirsinghr
      @mehirsinghr Před 5 lety +2

      Tommygunengineer LMFAOOOOO XD

    • @WontSmith
      @WontSmith Před 5 lety +10

      @@prayforcere You do know this was 1 year ago, right? The fuck are you on about?

    • @patrik9328
      @patrik9328 Před 5 lety

      Shots fired!

    • @djangoblack2152
      @djangoblack2152 Před 5 lety

      Takeda: Yeah, you're right dad.

  • @RyuzoRJX
    @RyuzoRJX Před 7 lety +310

    Sub Zero: For the Lin Kuea!
    Scorpion: For the Shriyu Ryu!
    Sub Zero: TO THE DEATH!

    • @scorpion8426
      @scorpion8426 Před 6 lety +2

      Ethan Ambrose scorpion is too strong so sub zero allies him self with scorpion

    • @cosmin-teodorsiminescu769
      @cosmin-teodorsiminescu769 Před 6 lety +35

      Umm..No..Scorpion allied himself with Sub-Zero because Sub-Zero showed to Scorpion the truth of his clan and Quan Chi.Sooo Sub-Zero da best.

    • @erehttuo6994
      @erehttuo6994 Před 5 lety +20

      For the Lin Kuei*
      For the Shirai Ryu*

    • @WontSmith
      @WontSmith Před 5 lety +4

      @@scorpion8426 Sub Zero kicks his ass more times in the story. Sorry Scorpion fanboy.

    • @scorpion8426
      @scorpion8426 Před 5 lety +2

      @@WontSmith scorpion kills sub zero in mk9 and beat him in mkx

  • @seby826
    @seby826 Před 7 lety +478

    i love all of your pick but this is my fav
    D'vorah: the forgotten empress
    Mileena: you will remember me insect
    D'vorah: every time we pass your grave

  • @leonardowickman57
    @leonardowickman57 Před 8 lety +521

    08:18
    Johnny: Gonna test you, Jin.
    Kung Jin: Gonna give me an A++
    Johnny: Or be flat on your A.S.S
    One of my favorite diaolge in the whole game!

  • @xdaura9825
    @xdaura9825 Před 6 lety +622

    My favorite is this:
    Cassie: "Don't talk to me ever"
    Jacquie: "I just said your dad is kinda hot"
    Cassie: "STOP IT!"

    • @polish2945
      @polish2945 Před 5 lety +45

      I Just Love How Cassie Says "STOP IT!"

    • @dexgod7633
      @dexgod7633 Před 5 lety +5

      Disgustang lol

    • @hashimjafar6969
      @hashimjafar6969 Před 5 lety +31

      My favorite is this:
      Jonny: gonna test you jin
      Kung jin: gonna get a a++
      Jonny: or a flat on your ass

    • @thebrownbaldy
      @thebrownbaldy Před 5 lety +7

      That sounds like a line in a Brazzers film lol

    • @jayvisjacobus8172
      @jayvisjacobus8172 Před 5 lety +4

      My favorite is the one with ermac

  • @subjectdelta4758
    @subjectdelta4758 Před 7 lety +606

    Kitana: kung Lao
    Kung Lao: looking for a challenge kitana?
    Kitana: yes but you will do.
    😂😂😂

    • @aadem7744
      @aadem7744 Před 5 lety

      Subject Delta Δ dont get it

    • @kelise001
      @kelise001 Před 5 lety +13

      @@aadem7744 he's not a challenge, she means it's an easy fight. He's a good little match to pass the time, nothing more.

    • @aadem7744
      @aadem7744 Před 5 lety

      Kare Bear ah got it. Thanks

    • @kelise001
      @kelise001 Před 5 lety

      @@aadem7744 no prob

    • @DJZOMBIE_2323
      @DJZOMBIE_2323 Před 5 lety

      Kitanas a Savage

  • @maxwastell1073
    @maxwastell1073 Před 7 lety +362

    Kitana: What you will not do for money
    Kano: *spits* I'll do you for free
    hilarious!

  • @hangman1805
    @hangman1805 Před 8 lety +143

    Kenshi: I sorry for your loss
    Kung Lao: What loss?
    Kenshi: This one!
    That my favorite dialogue.

  • @ITRProductions
    @ITRProductions Před 7 lety +1011

    3:14 LLLOOOLLL

    • @jacktheomnithere2127
      @jacktheomnithere2127 Před 5 lety +31

      lol wtf did he say?

    • @lum_berry111
      @lum_berry111 Před 5 lety +196

      MonStarDrakoSaur 9000 broken translation: We are many more times infinity times infinity no take backs

    • @IAmFovos
      @IAmFovos Před 5 lety +4

      @@koro1655 I'm rolling XD!

    • @moddedtom5808
      @moddedtom5808 Před 5 lety +81

      Captiond say this: "we have anymore but ability opportunity no penis"

    • @khailebrobertson7359
      @khailebrobertson7359 Před 5 lety

      Modded Tom yes it did with me too

  • @goldenhydreigon4727
    @goldenhydreigon4727 Před 5 lety +61

    Scorpion: *Doesn't want peace between him and Sub-Zero*
    Also Scorpion: *Makes peace with Sub Zero in the story mode*

  • @DarkOps4
    @DarkOps4 Před 7 lety +192

    "You liked my movies?" "Blindness has its benefits" Best roast 2016

    • @steliocckef650
      @steliocckef650 Před 7 lety

      Herobrine3400 what Jonny expected from a blind swordsman

    • @DarkOps4
      @DarkOps4 Před 7 lety +1

      Steliocc Kef Johnny* And still that is a pretty good roast

    • @SageYT7709
      @SageYT7709 Před 7 lety

      Herobrine3400 omg ikr best

    • @DarkOps4
      @DarkOps4 Před 7 lety

      Swarm King Honey 🍯 "I have a bone with you" "And I have an ass to kick with you" OOOOOO

    • @steliocckef650
      @steliocckef650 Před 7 lety

      Herobrine3400 i am a bad speller sry :(

  • @AshenDennis
    @AshenDennis Před 7 lety +545

    I dont remeber it exactly but this one is my favorite:
    Cassie: Triborg. What are you? Swedish?
    Triborg: My origins are of no matter.
    Cassie: Uuuhhh you like de tasty fiiiish, ya, for sure.

    • @Cyrax4d
      @Cyrax4d Před 7 lety

      McDeeennis i dont get why she called him Swedish

    • @bautistacardozo7092
      @bautistacardozo7092 Před 7 lety +31

      Triborg sounds kind of weird, so I guess they picked a random funny sounding languaje to make a pun with haha

    • @AshenDennis
      @AshenDennis Před 7 lety +91

      I think because in Sweden there are cities ending on "-borg" such as Göteborg or Helsingborg. And due to the fact that Triborg also ends on this suffix it might be plausible that's the reason. But i do not know for sure, sorry

    • @alomokoma7057
      @alomokoma7057 Před 7 lety +2

      lCardool23FGC no it's wierd bcuz its smoke, cyber sub, sektor, and cyraxes voices mixed

    • @My_Spiritual_Journey.
      @My_Spiritual_Journey. Před 7 lety +6

      Borg is usually a last name, like Alexander Borg.
      Or.. it could be a city, like Göteborg and so on.
      Borg means Fortress, so.. I do not understand the joke.

  • @symoniarose2820
    @symoniarose2820 Před 6 lety +207

    Jackie: My Dad's bigger than yours.
    Cassie: My dad beat up Shinnok.
    Jackie: Well played.

  • @danielbryant8637
    @danielbryant8637 Před 6 lety +319

    There's a cool line if kano and takada fights
    Takada:(pulls out whip) I'm gonna stab you with my knife
    Kano: that's not a knife
    Takada: I got you to say it

    • @KigaiOkasu
      @KigaiOkasu Před 6 lety +8

      Daniel Bryant Was that a reference from the movie that I forgot about?

    • @kuszanz6553
      @kuszanz6553 Před 5 lety +34

      KigaiOkasu crocodile dundee

    • @Serrassi
      @Serrassi Před 5 lety +5

      @S T Ξ Λ L T H czcams.com/video/W09ghiWskUk/video.html

    • @BlinkingEldrichRoses
      @BlinkingEldrichRoses Před 5 lety +5

      I get it it's from crocodile dundee

    • @doughboi2004
      @doughboi2004 Před 5 lety +3

      That's not a knife🔪 Now this is a knife🗡

  • @reynaldsanramon5647
    @reynaldsanramon5647 Před 6 lety +314

    Sonya Blade: "You wanted something?"
    Liu Kang: "I have a bone to pick with you."
    Sonya Blade: "I have an ass to kick with you."
    Takeda: "Let's not do this."
    Jacqui Briggs: "Don't wanna wrestle me on the ground?"
    Takeda: "Okay. Let's do this."
    ... ...

    • @bluetaco4914
      @bluetaco4914 Před 6 lety +18

      Reynald San Ramon Takeda wanted to FUCK Jacqui.

    • @SarynPrime
      @SarynPrime Před 6 lety +8

      BlueTaco YA THINK!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣

    • @kanyewest2865
      @kanyewest2865 Před 5 lety +7

      Kenshi and Jax: “Right,better have protection kids.

    • @djangoblack2152
      @djangoblack2152 Před 5 lety +4

      Takeda: wooohoooo!!!!!! Homerun, baby!!!!!!!!

    • @raidertheviking1920
      @raidertheviking1920 Před 5 lety +8

      He is going to stick his whip in her shot gun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @antoinelk00
    @antoinelk00 Před 6 lety +288

    Johnny: Gonna test you Jin
    Kung Jin: Your going to give me a A + +
    Johnny:And you'll be flat on your A S S
    That line hat me rolling on the floor dying... At least I died young

  • @1hyperlethalboi593
    @1hyperlethalboi593 Před 6 lety +94

    Sub-Zero: For the Lin Kuei!
    Scorpion: For the Shirai Ryu!
    Sub-Zero: to the death
    Most badass into ever

    • @hudzj01
      @hudzj01 Před 5 lety +2

      Fabian S-B312 agreed

  • @ChefKane
    @ChefKane Před 7 lety +86

    Kung Lao: "I have no quarrel with you."
    Reptile: "I will tear your flesh."
    Kung Lao: "I now have a quarrel with you."
    The simplicity makes it so fucking funny!

  • @ChazWalser
    @ChazWalser Před 7 lety +170

    Holy Shit. Who did tell Johnny Cage that Mileena slept with Baraka?

    • @sanriod0lll
      @sanriod0lll Před 7 lety +33

      Lord Hydreigon Probably Reptile ;)

    • @ChazWalser
      @ChazWalser Před 7 lety +5

      MK Sai-girl XD Maybe

    • @Gorilladigold
      @Gorilladigold Před 7 lety +45

      Lord Hydreigon omg could you imagine reptile just going invisible and just spying on mileena and accidentally catching her and baraka? xD
      maybe Johnny cage could've​just been talking shit and mileena outted herself xD

    • @ngultrum1
      @ngultrum1 Před 7 lety +47

      Plot Twist : Kano Released The Sex Tape

    • @Insertmiddlefinger
      @Insertmiddlefinger Před 7 lety +18

      Baraka: Yo dawgs, guess who got laid today! *points double thumbs ups towards himself* YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  • @jro2342
    @jro2342 Před 7 lety +207

    I do not have a quarrrl with you . I'll tear your flesh.I now have a quarrel with you 😂😂

  • @wearenotundone
    @wearenotundone Před 5 lety +150

    3:24 fanboys in a nutshell

  • @KikonSketches
    @KikonSketches Před 7 lety +105

    Kano: sorry love, nothing personal.
    Kitana: what you will not do for money
    Kano: I'll do you for free😉

  • @royfox2010
    @royfox2010 Před 7 lety +807

    God the females in this game are nicely written. No princesses in distress.

    • @sunwolfsunwolf4170
      @sunwolfsunwolf4170 Před 7 lety +66

      Transience even if Mileena was a princess in distress I still wouldn't save her ugly ass

    • @grandmasterblueberryice4882
      @grandmasterblueberryice4882 Před 7 lety +36

      sunwolf sunwolf I would

    • @omiorahman6283
      @omiorahman6283 Před 7 lety +29

      Unfunny Name well that's what the gags are for!

    • @asign5515
      @asign5515 Před 7 lety +30

      They've never been princesses in distress wtf? Every MK game has a few females who beat the shit out of other people/things.

    • @ryanklip24
      @ryanklip24 Před 6 lety +4

      Transience you new to MK?

  • @aiyoshi420
    @aiyoshi420 Před 7 lety +96

    ermac and ermac was the funniest

  • @gunnr2654
    @gunnr2654 Před 7 lety +148

    We Are More,We Are Many More,WE Are Many More Infinity Times Infinity No Take Backs

    • @huyzrx8415
      @huyzrx8415 Před 6 lety +3

      We are more infinity times infinity NO PAYBACKS

    • @diegomariano6623
      @diegomariano6623 Před 5 lety +4

      *penis (caption)

    • @nogoaway4969
      @nogoaway4969 Před 5 lety +1

      we are even many more and more even more and infinity times the theory of relativity and quantum physics multiplied by infnity no take backs

    • @hollowspike2337
      @hollowspike2337 Před 5 lety

      *wearemanymoreplusinfinitytimesinfinitynopaybacks*

    • @xennun5073
      @xennun5073 Před 5 lety

      @@hollowspike2337 it's take backs not pay backs

  • @FeraligatrKirbyEric27
    @FeraligatrKirbyEric27 Před 6 lety +14

    4:18 - 4:27
    Takeda: "Uhh... Have you been rolling in Trash?"
    Reptile: "Respect me Human!"
    Takeda: "I'm Serious, you smell awful..."
    I Fucking died at that part.

  • @garfieldandandthearmyofmem4224

    0:12 am I the only one that got the reference?
    "it's game over man" was originally a lie from the original aliens movie

    • @kethshan9833
      @kethshan9833 Před 7 lety +20

      garfield and and the army of meme men I think everyone and there mother realised this quote when it came out

    • @steliocckef650
      @steliocckef650 Před 7 lety +1

      garfield and and the army of meme men no man you are not the only one

    • @edenjaniola4837
      @edenjaniola4837 Před 7 lety +2

      garfield and and the army of meme men lol i knew and stop undremestimating people alien is a famouse film

    • @reservoirfrogs2177
      @reservoirfrogs2177 Před 7 lety +3

      garfield and and the army of meme men Everybody got that

    • @chadev9748
      @chadev9748 Před 7 lety +1

      dont worry your not alone

  • @NicktheLongman
    @NicktheLongman Před 7 lety +59

    My favourite will always be "I will send you to HELL LIN KUEI!" The way his voice turns to a growl from hate. Very cool.

    • @Miyubui
      @Miyubui Před 6 lety +1

      Renektonisbae we are many more plus infinity times infinity no paybacks

  • @q4silent997
    @q4silent997 Před 6 lety +73

    Triborg: Mileena .
    Kitana: Fool , I am kitana!
    Triborg : Shao Kahn's lesser daughter .
    BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN

  • @MorphRift
    @MorphRift Před 5 lety +11

    Cassie : Speak up soldier
    Takeda : my mission is to kick your ass ma'am
    That's all my favorite quote between them😂

  • @TrueAuthenticSweets
    @TrueAuthenticSweets Před 7 lety +39

    Cassie: Finally, a fair fight!
    Takeda: How do you know?
    Cassie: Otherwise, you're gettin one in the noots.

  • @phantomvulpe791
    @phantomvulpe791 Před 7 lety +19

    "It's game over, man!" best. classic line. ever.

  • @trevionshemar
    @trevionshemar Před 6 lety +43

    Kitana: Save The Future Avoid Liu Kang!
    Other Kitana: Why His is Just A Friend
    Kitana: You Totally Slept With Him Didn't Cha? 😂😂😂😂

    • @djangoblack2152
      @djangoblack2152 Před 5 lety +5

      Liu Kang: uhm, let me explain on that.

    • @aaronjimenez3858
      @aaronjimenez3858 Před 5 lety +2

      @@djangoblack2152 what is there to explain?
      but honestly i hope their romance continues in mk11

  • @MissAfricanAmerican99
    @MissAfricanAmerican99 Před 7 lety +66

    Takeda is so sassy...I love him! 😍😍😍

  • @SqueezeLift
    @SqueezeLift Před 7 lety +11

    "Pathetic child of idiot parents" and "Prepare to rejoin your clan" were the most savage parts

  • @ZacAttack1322
    @ZacAttack1322 Před 6 lety +81

    Yo why is no one taking about:
    Cassie: Don't speak to me. Ever.
    Jacqui: What? I just said your dad is kinda hot
    Cassie: STOP IT.

    • @djangoblack2152
      @djangoblack2152 Před 5 lety +3

      Takeda: uhm i heard it from a porn website somewhere. Oh, nevermind though.

  • @randyiii210
    @randyiii210 Před 7 lety +10

    "dont speak to me ever."
    "i just said your dad's kinda hot."
    *"S T O P I T!"*

  • @lumpyspiderdog
    @lumpyspiderdog Před 7 lety +45

    scorpion: subzero....
    subzero: time for you to rejoin your clan
    scorpion: I'll send you to hell linquei
    my favorite line

  • @KritoSkywaker
    @KritoSkywaker Před 7 lety +185

    Sub Zero: Defend yourself!
    Scorpion: So soon your violate our eccord?
    Sub Zero: I would never ally with you!
    Liu Kang: Do we fight brother?
    Kung lao: Brothers do fight.
    Liu Kang: Often, with regret.
    Kitana: Stop!
    Erron Black: We barely begun my lovely.
    Kitana: it will end quickly.
    Sonya: Mr. Briggs?
    Jax: Mrs. Cage.
    Sonya: You'll pay for that one!
    Cassie Cage: Liu Kang.
    Liu Kang: You enter the Dragon's lair!
    Cassie Cage: Wow...Dork alert!
    Liu Kang: Metal fool!
    Triborg: I am physically superior.
    Liu Kang: So...It's robotic down there too?
    Revenant Kung lao: Seen your brother lately?
    Sub Zero: Noob Saibot's whereabouts are unknown.
    Revenant Kung Lao: He is calls to you from the other side.
    Revenant Liu Kang: You're a slave to technology.
    Triborg: You're a slave to the Netherrealm.
    Revenant Liu Kang: Whose devotion will yield better results?
    Kotal Kahn: The scholary Earthrealmer.
    Kung Jin: Knowlegde is power.
    Kotal Kahn: Not power enough.

    • @parsashirali8957
      @parsashirali8957 Před 7 lety +10

      KritoSkywaker noob:HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIIIIIDE

    • @frogzfn789
      @frogzfn789 Před 7 lety +1

      Parsa Shirali noob

    • @JustAFan2012
      @JustAFan2012 Před 6 lety +2

      KritoSkywaker lemme add one this is the dialog at the time that I'm using sub-zero and my opponent is scorpion
      Scorpion:Sub zero.....do you sell ice cream?
      Sub zero:no,only death!
      Scorpion:I want an ice cream!

    • @MikeHunt-sh6vz
      @MikeHunt-sh6vz Před 6 lety

      Vanoss Is The BEST! That's kinda shit.

    • @Miyubui
      @Miyubui Před 6 lety

      KritoSkywaker lol

  • @leahmedina403
    @leahmedina403 Před 7 lety +54

    Why wasn't this in here
    Scorpion: do u sell ice cream
    Subzero: no only death
    Scorpion: BUT I WANTED ICE CREAM!!

    • @halotornadokick
      @halotornadokick Před 6 lety +1

      Leah Medina because that was fake

    • @scorpion8426
      @scorpion8426 Před 6 lety +14

      Leah Medina this is better
      Scorpion: Fire melts ice
      Sub zero: Lin quei beats shinu ryu
      Scorpion: prepare to join your brother

    • @scorpion8426
      @scorpion8426 Před 6 lety +7

      Scorpion: Yo suby where's the ice cubes
      Subzero: in your grave
      Scorpion: don't mistake me for your brother

    • @goatachi7223
      @goatachi7223 Před 5 lety

      @@scorpion8426 no

    • @woobackbaby5019
      @woobackbaby5019 Před 5 lety

      @@scorpion8426 nah

  • @SerraPontosSoc
    @SerraPontosSoc Před 5 lety +14

    You missed the best one
    Quan Chi: "I pity you sight less one"
    Kenshi: "And I you hairless rat"
    Quan Chi: "Spend time with Mr Cage recently"
    The way Quan Chi says it with such class 👌

  • @CaspianUniverse
    @CaspianUniverse Před 8 lety +72

    Damn it Johnny Cage is still funny as fuck

  • @kitzu4841
    @kitzu4841 Před 7 lety +42

    The ermac was the best one

  • @Zero-nv4js
    @Zero-nv4js Před 5 lety +9

    "Kenshi is it true?"
    "Is what true?"
    "Are your nuts truly numb?"
    LMAOOOOOOOO

    • @davidli2642
      @davidli2642 Před 5 lety

      Z e r o I don’t really get that part. Why should Kenshi’s nuts be numb?

    • @Zero-nv4js
      @Zero-nv4js Před 5 lety +2

      @@davidli2642 its just so funny because its so random😂

  • @tomhaland3704
    @tomhaland3704 Před 5 lety +9

    Johnny: gonna test you Jin
    Jin: gonna get me an A + +
    Johnny: or be flat on your A - S - S

  • @KannardJohnsonCODGameplays5900

    When Liu kang... called kung lao a asshole man I died laughing.. XD LOL
    But anyways good video.

  • @YTCProductions
    @YTCProductions Před 7 lety +31

    1:14 Kenshi-a showdown like your movies
    Johnny Cage-Did you like them
    Kenshi BLINDNESS HAS ITS BENEFITS😂😂

  • @ceedaywanabe9104
    @ceedaywanabe9104 Před 5 lety +3

    Subzero:will there be any peace between us.
    Scorpion:not in this or other life time.
    Story mode:ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

  • @princessbeexxxx
    @princessbeexxxx Před 5 lety +7

    Sub : Will there be no peace between us?
    Scorpion : Not in this or any lifetime.
    *_Weeeelll about that...._*

  • @michaeljulian6845
    @michaeljulian6845 Před 8 lety +25

    you forgot
    jax: thought i smell something
    reptile: have a care jaskson briggs
    jax: i do care you stink

  • @The101bloodshot
    @The101bloodshot Před 7 lety +13

    cass:speak up soldier
    tekeda: promising to kick your ass mam
    cass: not on your best day

  • @bryllenall3509
    @bryllenall3509 Před 5 lety +5

    4:27
    Nobody:
    *Seeing her parachute down at the training room*

  • @shototodoroki4044
    @shototodoroki4044 Před 6 lety +14

    Mileena: I am the true ruler of outworld.
    Kotal Kahn: More like a failed experiment.
    Hello darkness my old friend. 🤣

  • @SasukeUzumakiHD
    @SasukeUzumakiHD  Před 7 lety +367

    If you guys would like to check out my Mortal Kombat 11 Character Intros, here's a link to the video! czcams.com/video/pSdSvWILexs/video.html

  • @ericksantiago4230
    @ericksantiago4230 Před 7 lety +19

    omfg the ermac intro had me weak 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hibitofukuta292
    @hibitofukuta292 Před 6 lety +17

    6:04 STOP IT! -Cassie Cage

  • @TheSomeGlitches
    @TheSomeGlitches Před 7 lety +220

    5:52 what in the actual fuck is that supposed to mean Jacqui

    • @jacobhelmick5455
      @jacobhelmick5455 Před 7 lety +35

      Tequilaniqua Oh shit, that does sound bad.

    • @TheSomeGlitches
      @TheSomeGlitches Před 7 lety +34

      bloody man135 but then again Jax is black so she ain't wrong ;)

    • @Gerbasio-jo2if
      @Gerbasio-jo2if Před 7 lety +40

      But in the next one she says i just said your dad is kinda hot
      maybe they...did it?

    • @Potato3476
      @Potato3476 Před 7 lety +17

      Tequilaniqua She means stronger/more buff...

    • @captaincringle6063
      @captaincringle6063 Před 7 lety +4

      Tequilaniqua ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @lumpyspiderdog
    @lumpyspiderdog Před 7 lety +19

    kotal kahn: horrid creature
    milenna: I am out world's emperor
    kotal kahn: you are a failed experiment
    #roasted

  • @SmallEyeStudios
    @SmallEyeStudios Před 6 lety +26

    “I just said your dad’s kinda hot”
    “Stawwwhhhhpppp”

  • @XenoTronusWeePoo850
    @XenoTronusWeePoo850 Před 6 lety +22

    3:21 E... Excuse me, Ermac No. 1?

    • @DeweyBiggs-tr6zj
      @DeweyBiggs-tr6zj Před 5 lety

      XenoTronus PrimeZilla#21068 weareinfinitytimesinfinitynopaybacks

  • @WaffleAfterHours
    @WaffleAfterHours Před 8 lety +5

    Everytime I see one of these compilations, I see a new one

  • @icecoldassassin8531
    @icecoldassassin8531 Před 7 lety +42

    1:19 OOOOHHHHHHH GET REKT CAGE! XD

    • @vivryos5345
      @vivryos5345 Před 7 lety +1

      IceCold Assassin Jim Ross:OH MY GOD,HE HAD A FAMILY!!!!

    • @swegmaster7911
      @swegmaster7911 Před 7 lety

      Abdominal Snowball NO SHIT

  • @kanyewest2865
    @kanyewest2865 Před 5 lety +2

    4:47
    Takahashi Takeda: “Let’s not do this.”
    Jaqueline Briggs: “Don’t wanna wrestle me to the ground?”
    Takahashi Takeda: “Okay,let’s do this.”
    Jax getting his sniper ready and kenshi with his sword: “Let’s do this.”

  • @asbestoz1123
    @asbestoz1123 Před 7 lety +7

    Every scorpion/sub zero line is awesome

  • @boxofjoosh8314
    @boxofjoosh8314 Před 7 lety +10

    Kung Jin: Gonna get me an A++
    Johnny Cage: Or fall flat on your A-S-S
    Kung Jin: D;

  • @gamerboss6258
    @gamerboss6258 Před 6 lety +55

    0:13 his voice changed.

    • @tc_48
      @tc_48 Před 6 lety +7

      It's a quote.

    • @cathair9295
      @cathair9295 Před 5 lety +1

      *R/whoosh*

    • @yoyo2122jk
      @yoyo2122jk Před 5 lety

      It’s a quote from the movie aliens where bill paxton says “It’s game over man”

  • @LuigiZSZ
    @LuigiZSZ Před 5 lety +3

    5:30 never thought liu kang would swear

  • @spinyjustspiny3289
    @spinyjustspiny3289 Před 7 lety +2

    "We are many."
    "We are many *more* ."
    " *Wearemanymoreplusinfinitytimesinfinitynotakebacks* "

  • @nuclearrabbit03
    @nuclearrabbit03 Před 7 lety +7

    I have no quarrel with you. I now have a quarrel with you.

  • @anarchyrainbow
    @anarchyrainbow Před 7 lety +62

    This should've happened
    Cassie: Jealous of Kotal Kahn?
    Mileena: I am the true empress of Outworld!
    Cassie: And you can't handle bunch of bees.
    Story mode references 2017

  • @wailmerpail
    @wailmerpail Před 7 lety

    "its game over man" nice one netherealm that was a perfect time to insert that cameo

  • @ahunafrasheed3902
    @ahunafrasheed3902 Před 5 lety +2

    Scorpion: "come to heir your death"
    Subzero: "You have eyes will not see"
    Scorpion : "I WILL SEE YOU DIE"

  • @avram_trapz
    @avram_trapz Před 7 lety +8

    Mileena: Repulsive Human...
    Johnny: Sleeping With Baraka Is Repulsive
    Mileena: (SHIT MY SECRET HAS ALREADY BEEN SPREAD) WHO TOLD YOU THIS?!?!?!

  • @04bootlegger39
    @04bootlegger39 Před 7 lety +42

    Ermac1-we are many
    Ermac2-we are many more
    Ermac1-???

  • @whtdwarfbackhe
    @whtdwarfbackhe Před 5 lety +12

    *someone tries to rob me*
    i now have a quarrel with you

  • @TheWesternFountain
    @TheWesternFountain Před 6 lety +61

    Are Mileena and Tanya getting ready to go down and dirty or something? I'm sensing a lot of flirt.

    • @rugrats186
      @rugrats186 Před 6 lety +3

      JokerFarts tremor refers to tanya as mileenas concubine so most likley

    • @gabriellethomas9982
      @gabriellethomas9982 Před 6 lety +2

      JokerFarts they r both bisexual.

    • @SarynPrime
      @SarynPrime Před 6 lety +1

      OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH GOD PLS STOP JOHHNY CAGE ALREADY INSULTED MELINA ONE TIME SOOOOOOO STOP

    • @SackboyLBP
      @SackboyLBP Před 5 lety

      No

    • @Cdr2002
      @Cdr2002 Před 5 lety +4

      More importantly.....
      Can Baraka join?

  • @haydenrunge8053
    @haydenrunge8053 Před 7 lety +11

    1:49 XD

  • @Aycap
    @Aycap Před 6 lety +6

    6:01
    Cassie:Don't speak to me ever
    Jacqui:I just said your dad is kinda hot
    Cassie:Stop it!!!

  • @user-is9nm4vw8j
    @user-is9nm4vw8j Před 3 lety +2

    CZcams:”hey! Wanna watch that MK10 video that you already watched years ago??”
    “yeah sure”
    CZcams:”you’re welcome then”

  • @willstanfieldiii5748
    @willstanfieldiii5748 Před 7 lety

    its game over man!

  • @smilezzelims5129
    @smilezzelims5129 Před 5 lety +3

    "I have no quarrel with you."
    "I now have a quarrel with you."
    Made me die.
    1:48

  • @mpchannel8229
    @mpchannel8229 Před 7 lety +16

    3:14 is the best

    • @imissmyfamily894
      @imissmyfamily894 Před 6 lety

      MP Channel incase you’re wondering what he says. “WeAreManyMorePlusInfinityTimesInfinityNoPaybacks.”

    • @womanofexcellence6962
      @womanofexcellence6962 Před 5 lety

      I miss my family it's no take backs

  • @grimthereaver2776
    @grimthereaver2776 Před 7 lety

    nice vid dude

  • @SethanieMatney
    @SethanieMatney Před 5 lety +1

    Kitana: Save the future, avoid Liu Kang!
    Kitana: Why? He's just a spring!
    Kitana: You totally slept with him didn't you?
    Oooohhhh lmao!!

  • @joeygraywolfe4683
    @joeygraywolfe4683 Před 7 lety +19

    the funniest dialogs (this is not for who i like cause i hate Jonny Cage.)
    3. Kitana
    2. Cassie
    1. Jonny Cahe

  • @Steventhe2nd
    @Steventhe2nd Před 7 lety +46

    could anyone understand what ermac said in 3:21?

    • @greenpanda7668
      @greenpanda7668 Před 7 lety +7

      we are many more infinite times infinity no taking backs

    • @sneakycoconut623
      @sneakycoconut623 Před 7 lety +3

      We are many more times plus infinity times infinity no takebacks

    • @imissmyfamily894
      @imissmyfamily894 Před 6 lety +15

      Steventhe2nd They’re both wrong! He said “We are many more plus infinity times infinity no PAYBACKS.”

    • @stck3259
      @stck3259 Před 6 lety

      The guy above me is right ⬆

    • @uqqr3464
      @uqqr3464 Před 6 lety +1

      RandomZombie *10/10*