Kate Willett - Burning Man Plan C - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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  • When Kate Willett went to Burning Man, she decided to have some fun in the orgy tent -- but things didn't go as planned.
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  • @standup
    @standup Před 4 lety +11

    In the mood for more This Is Not Happening? Watch comedians' most outrageous sex and romance stories here: czcams.com/play/PLD7nPL1U-R5p26gyn9MH4nOit3BcfNyYZ.html

  • @godisjihyo3615
    @godisjihyo3615 Před 4 lety +535

    the guy in the crowd who yelled ‘yeah’ after she said to go for the short, the fat, and the ugly is such a mood

    • @michaelgutierrez6415
      @michaelgutierrez6415 Před 4 lety +6

      Hi.what is a "mood"?

    • @do5e
      @do5e Před 4 lety +12

      mood /mo͞od/ a temporary state of mind or feeling.

    • @paddington1670
      @paddington1670 Před 3 lety +1

      @@do5e you cant be a mood, you can be in a mood though.

    • @do5e
      @do5e Před 3 lety +5

      @@paddington1670 According to Urban Dictionary the term ”a mood” can be defined as the following:
      Used to express that something is relatable. Similar to 'Same,' but 'Mood' became more common around 2016.
      If something is especially relatable, one might say 'Big Mood.' This implies that your whole being is one and the same with whatever you are commenting on.
      Relatable but also summing up your life
      When your friend says something relatable and to you, it explains life
      Similar to “Same!”, “That is So me!”, or “That’s so relatable!” Mood is used when someone says a phrase or something does and action that you relate to. It is used more commonly nowadays, confusing the older generations.

    • @vdown_fall8582
      @vdown_fall8582 Před 2 lety +2

      king of kings

  • @TheNikkiSpace
    @TheNikkiSpace Před 5 lety +518

    “I’ve let people inside my body that I would not let inside my apartment” god DAMN IT hahahaha

    • @cryptekwizard8336
      @cryptekwizard8336 Před 4 lety +6

      It’s a hell of a one-liner.

    • @bf6159
      @bf6159 Před 4 lety +10

      Yeah, seems to be a trend these days... the same demographic who cites the inability to find a good man.

    • @snorribjarnason8408
      @snorribjarnason8408 Před 4 lety +13

      @@bf6159 She´s a comic you snowflakes

    • @bf6159
      @bf6159 Před 4 lety +2

      @@snorribjarnason8408 So is Dave Chappelle... yet him being a Comedian didn't seem to have any bearing; you self loathing, virtue signaling malcontents chose to take issue with his citing of facts. Interesting double standard... as expected from the lowest common denominator.

    • @snorribjarnason8408
      @snorribjarnason8408 Před 4 lety +3

      @@bf6159 No, I like Dave and my leanings have nothing in common with radicals. Don´t play what-aboutism with me, I think you have entirely missed the point. Is it wrong for this woman to express herself in this way? Hasn´t the right been pushing for freedom of expression? I don´t think her views are paticularily extreme, or even political, becuase all she did was break sexual taboos, that is to say joking around with psychosexual taboos. Now Brian did she trample your psychosexuality? Are your leanings a justification for anger in certain topics? Here´s the bottom line, stop spinning ideology, that is all that you were doing in your reply. Our right leaning friends are exactly for freedom of expression and deeper thought than simple moralizing, as with your post. I think it is hypocritical for you to say those things on these topics.

  • @summeryearround8
    @summeryearround8 Před 8 lety +1391

    "love is blind but theft is real" hahaha yuuus

    • @chucknastyness
      @chucknastyness Před 8 lety +7

      yaaass bih yaaass!

    • @all4u85
      @all4u85 Před 7 lety

      Nice video. You may also want to checkout the review of man plan on my blog at *alfredreviews. com/man-plan-review/* Thanks, Bennett.

    • @jadebirk5957
      @jadebirk5957 Před 5 lety

      Been there

    • @kirdot2011
      @kirdot2011 Před 5 lety +1

      I had no idea that they have a sex tent at the "burning man"

    • @wbotti
      @wbotti Před 4 lety +1

      she had many amazing lines hard to pick !! So concise too

  • @timhoffman1169
    @timhoffman1169 Před 8 lety +887

    "I am ovulating and I am full of semen and we have got to turn this ship around" LMFAO

    • @saintvaporofficial147
      @saintvaporofficial147 Před 5 lety +6

      I couldn't laugh at a single one of these jokes they're all f****** terrible

    • @RedLegend117
      @RedLegend117 Před 5 lety +8

      SaintVapor OFFICIAL k

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 Před 4 lety +2

      omg my sides xDDDD

    • @BipoIarbear
      @BipoIarbear Před 4 lety +5

      @@saintvaporofficial147 is this cos ur anti abortion? Or was nearly aborted?

    • @jocomfiresin6982
      @jocomfiresin6982 Před 4 lety +2

      @@BipoIarbear I'd like to vote both.

  • @Dennicillin
    @Dennicillin Před 5 lety +83

    "Feed him some chips from the vending machine to calm him down..." LMAO haha. She is amazing!

  • @vicjames3256
    @vicjames3256 Před 8 lety +422

    Her punches were almost/just as good as her haymakers. That's what makes a good storyteller. No lulls.

  • @carlitobass94
    @carlitobass94 Před 8 lety +156

    "He was fucking me like he didnt know I was a stand up comedian". That's just brilliant!

    • @hannahanthony3639
      @hannahanthony3639 Před 8 lety

      A Almost as brilliant as you fucking a chick and telling them that you don't have genital herpes.

    • @bodbn
      @bodbn Před 7 lety

      carlitobass94 is it really brilliant or are you exaggerating.

    • @carlitobass94
      @carlitobass94 Před 7 lety +5

      "Brilliant" is a common british expression that is not to be taken literally, as the expression "awesome" is used as an exaggeration 99.999999% of the cases

  • @love-hammer
    @love-hammer Před 5 lety +63

    This show just keeps introducing me to great comedians.

    • @seanclements6206
      @seanclements6206 Před 4 lety +1

      A comedian hosting a comic show will do that for ya!!!

    • @theweirick
      @theweirick Před 4 lety

      Boris The Soviet Love-Hammer
      So true. But, I still hate the stupid intros. Just bring on the great talents.

    • @ChrisTopher-vh8tu
      @ChrisTopher-vh8tu Před rokem

      That’s what it’s for lol

  • @JonasPolsky
    @JonasPolsky Před 8 lety +302

    Man, this is a tight set.

    • @hannahanthony3639
      @hannahanthony3639 Před 8 lety +6

      Tight set equals loose pussy

    • @lolatoscano259
      @lolatoscano259 Před 8 lety +1

      @

    • @pulciee
      @pulciee Před 7 lety +21

      +stephen anthony you obviously don't get laid very often

    • @bodbn
      @bodbn Před 7 lety +1

      Its a story not really a set.

    • @JonasPolsky
      @JonasPolsky Před 7 lety +14

      Every stand up comedy performance is called a "set."

  • @Sofi-vj4ku
    @Sofi-vj4ku Před 5 lety +149

    " MY SISTERS I REPENT "
    Omg i cant breathe

  • @justajumpingypsygirl
    @justajumpingypsygirl Před 5 lety +49

    "he finishes and I finish-not cuz he was good at it, just cuz I'm a feminist. " That line got me

    • @dr0ppazeti68
      @dr0ppazeti68 Před 4 lety +1

      Lol I don't get that line.. is she just sayin she finished herself off?? r/woooosh ing myself now

    • @lucyhellbroke
      @lucyhellbroke Před 4 lety

      @@dr0ppazeti68 lol yes

    • @dr0ppazeti68
      @dr0ppazeti68 Před 4 lety

      @@lucyhellbroke I guess I'm not seeing the humor in that statement lol

  • @missjk00
    @missjk00 Před 5 lety +97

    I totally brought packets of plan b to give out at burning man 2016. :)

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 Před 4 lety +11

      you're a hero

    • @jog9018
      @jog9018 Před 4 lety +13

      On behalf of the rest of society, we thank u 😆

    • @BipoIarbear
      @BipoIarbear Před 4 lety +3

      Bloody stains in the desert yay!!!

    • @mr.meowgi9876
      @mr.meowgi9876 Před 4 lety

      How to make bank lol

    • @eusebiusthunked5259
      @eusebiusthunked5259 Před 4 lety +1

      @@BipoIarbear zero waste, leave no trace, those half-baked kiddoes going on a road trip!

  • @elysel9424
    @elysel9424 Před 6 lety +36

    accurate description of Burning Man. I laughed so hard I cried 😂😂

  • @EnjoyerofYoutube
    @EnjoyerofYoutube Před 8 lety +83

    this was hilarious, but savage.

  • @mateo672
    @mateo672 Před 4 lety +63

    “I’ve let people inside my body that I wouldn’t let inside my apartment” me honestly

    • @dungeoncartographer1759
      @dungeoncartographer1759 Před 2 lety +1

      Same here

    • @franknada8235
      @franknada8235 Před rokem

      Her mind is as tasteful as a milk carton after a week out in the sun. And when you actually smell it, it ain't funny.

  • @SpoonHurler
    @SpoonHurler Před 8 lety +134

    It's gonna be a lot more RenFaire.... lmao!

    • @JanderVK
      @JanderVK Před 5 lety +2

      A lot of Rennie's are in to some kinky shit.

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 Před 4 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Bloodshotistic
      @Bloodshotistic Před 4 lety

      So as far as I'm concerned, RennFaires, Burning Man, Coachella, and EDC are festivals where drugs and sex are usually known for?

  • @Matthitizidu
    @Matthitizidu Před 6 lety +13

    Love is blind but theft is real!!
    Gold

  • @tkexit
    @tkexit Před 4 lety +3

    the likelihood that someone in her camp had the very solution for her is mind-blowing but it makes sense in a very burning man kind of way.

    • @sibylsaint
      @sibylsaint Před 4 lety

      Everything works out like that there. It's great.

  • @sercastamere9853
    @sercastamere9853 Před 6 lety +50

    2:13 - "my tent was covered in dust and glitter"
    NO GODDAMN GLITTER ON THE PLAYA.

  • @PoodleParti
    @PoodleParti Před 4 lety +19

    They don't even have tampons at the medical tents. I said "but I'm bleeding!" and they said where? And I said where do you think? So then I had to go play a giant game of operation to win some tampons.

    • @ceez4reez735
      @ceez4reez735 Před 4 lety +2

      Like you played a board game to win them?

  • @verothacamaro
    @verothacamaro Před 5 lety +10

    This was great. Will definitely be on the lookout for more of her material lol

  • @thedabbler8453
    @thedabbler8453 Před 4 lety +10

    Ari been clapping alien cheeks for years before the Area 51 raid was even a thing.

  • @TheObscuredSurveyor
    @TheObscuredSurveyor Před 7 lety +31

    She an amazing comedian! Love her, joke after joke

  • @kentexican5844
    @kentexican5844 Před 2 lety +1

    Funny story. Awesome delivery.

  • @carmtiff
    @carmtiff Před 6 lety +1

    Loved that. You were super smart.

  • @MeaghanCates
    @MeaghanCates Před 4 lety +8

    Someone needle point “love is blind, but theft is real” on a pillow

  • @MSNking14
    @MSNking14 Před 5 lety +17

    That "waited in line for a half hour" line was gold!

    • @boopeep9670
      @boopeep9670 Před 4 lety +1

      MSNking14 in middle of the desert 🌵 with no shade, that’s an eternity. Doesn’t matter what it is there is no turning back your committed by then no matter how lame or sketchy. lol

  • @ThePornohelmut
    @ThePornohelmut Před 3 lety +4

    All I can say is BRAVO. One of the coolest sets ever on TINH. Thank you!

  • @chithead415
    @chithead415 Před 8 lety +8

    rad, seeing Ari and her tonight!

  • @doosenberry
    @doosenberry Před 6 lety +51

    She looks like Noel Fielding... or he looks like her. Whatever.

  • @branon6565
    @branon6565 Před 5 lety +49

    In 1999 and 2000, when I went, Burning Man was insane. There wasn't any undercover cops runnin around like there is now, it wasn't overly commercial like it is now either, lots of meth, ecstasy, LSD, all that shit....it was crazy, from what I remember anyway....

    • @InnerDness
      @InnerDness Před 5 lety +1

      Was it like three thousand dollars to go there?

    • @cryptekwizard8336
      @cryptekwizard8336 Před 4 lety +2

      Not back then. It was much more affordable.

  • @alite3928
    @alite3928 Před 6 lety +147

    "I can't wait to kill your baby" WTF straight savage!! Great storyteller!!

  • @danboyle116
    @danboyle116 Před 5 lety +3

    There were quite a few really good lines, but I just loved, "... Love is blind, but sex is real."
    She's a very clever and funny person.

    • @stancexpunks
      @stancexpunks Před 4 lety +3

      You totally misheard that line

    • @lorenmarschall7070
      @lorenmarschall7070 Před 2 lety +3

      Love is blind but theft is real. Cause she's let guys in her apt she wouldn't let in her house.

  • @rawkboikorpvillalobos5255

    She's awesome!!! I had to watch this twice!!! Instant fan for life. Wish I could meet you tho.... 😍😘😘🤗---jazz hands!!

  • @mattott4274
    @mattott4274 Před 5 lety +2

    Holy shit she rapid fire rips off some really intense, sharp material. So good.

  • @CptWhit3y
    @CptWhit3y Před 7 lety +15

    ARI bringing the HEAT with these ladies. Seriously I'm just going through the playlist watching the women and everyone I've seen so far has been straight FIRE ass stand up. Good shit Kate!

  • @robaskins5916
    @robaskins5916 Před 3 lety +5

    Such a great comedian, she had me f****** dying the whole time 💯🎭🙋🏻‍♂️

  • @Enzo6006
    @Enzo6006 Před 8 lety +101

    this is in my top 3 favorite "this is not happening" stories! she was awesome!

    • @HeidiSvenson
      @HeidiSvenson Před 6 lety +10

      Let me guess....was Jessa Reed, "Meth Piss" one of those three? Because if not, check it out.

  • @fexurbis123
    @fexurbis123 Před 2 lety +1

    That was a slamming set.

  • @hannoverfist5628
    @hannoverfist5628 Před 5 lety +1

    Good stuff Kate....bravo

  • @dgf4336
    @dgf4336 Před 2 lety

    Wow dude, awesome show!

  • @Tonith
    @Tonith Před 5 lety +1

    I'm beside myself laughing. My other self is laughing too. Brava!

  • @Trose3
    @Trose3 Před 7 lety +4

    Kate I'm pretty sure I met you in Portland at Curious Comedy Theater on Valentine's Day a few years back. Anyway your awesome

  • @robbiegailh.2076
    @robbiegailh.2076 Před 4 lety +1

    Greatly refreshing

  • @michaelagius6814
    @michaelagius6814 Před 6 lety

    I loved this

  • @smecking
    @smecking Před 8 lety +27

    Funny and cool.. Would love to see more of her stuff.

  • @DarellDavie1
    @DarellDavie1 Před 3 lety +2

    Well Done.👑

  • @biggaywizard
    @biggaywizard Před 6 lety

    Holy shit Kate is hysterical! This is brilliant!

  • @GoofyGoober43069
    @GoofyGoober43069 Před 4 lety +12

    She sounds exactly like summer from Rick and Morty

  • @jocomfiresin6982
    @jocomfiresin6982 Před 4 lety +1

    Did you see that lady shrugging at give it up if you've been to burning man? I'm loving this lady just spent the whole video watching her.

  • @fowleheidi482
    @fowleheidi482 Před rokem

    She's hilarious! Love this show

  • @RawShogun
    @RawShogun Před 8 lety +5

    ari dove in that shit like a fucking soldier!

  • @janeksobieralski7334
    @janeksobieralski7334 Před 3 lety

    So many great quips, 5/5

  • @johnmoore1798
    @johnmoore1798 Před 2 měsíci

    You seem like you got the humanity and the honesty and laughter to share it to be a someone who could love a child properly. I think you will do well with one so don’t be so afraid of something that you have the chance to be great at and enjoy. I don’t have kids so I’m just seeing bright sides. A lot I had been nothing but afraid of and Ignorant about turned to bless me once I accepted it as part of my life that I had no choice about it being that

  • @charlidog2
    @charlidog2 Před 8 lety +39

    Great story teller.

    • @B-Rai87
      @B-Rai87 Před 7 lety +1

      Hey can you hold this L ..

  • @nomadben
    @nomadben Před 5 lety

    Really great set haha she's got talent

  • @alina7426
    @alina7426 Před 8 lety +17

    My fav set ever !!! She's so funny can totally relate ahha

  • @scaryfaced1
    @scaryfaced1 Před 8 lety +11

    good shit!

  • @hikaruyoroi
    @hikaruyoroi Před 2 lety +1

    "My sisters I repent" killed me

  • @elimgarak4667
    @elimgarak4667 Před 5 lety

    This was really good! Smashing! :D

  • @StreuB1
    @StreuB1 Před 5 lety +3

    This was pretty funny

  • @robertmiles3951
    @robertmiles3951 Před 8 lety +40

    By far one of my favorite "This Is Not Happening" stories.

  • @stylinsebastian7427
    @stylinsebastian7427 Před 5 lety +12

    I feel like the roommate was in the audience...

  • @mostastelessxxx
    @mostastelessxxx Před 5 lety +13

    This is the funniest story ever. Special times at music festivals, oh the memories.

  • @withgoddess1119
    @withgoddess1119 Před 4 lety

    Best one!

  • @riverviewmirrorbrokeoff9703

    12:35!😂
    No man buns haha!

  • @jmillo02
    @jmillo02 Před 6 lety +1

    Best comedian this show has ever put on

  • @r.b.rozier9692
    @r.b.rozier9692 Před 4 lety

    I have never been more enthralled with a woman in my entire life

  • @jasonnix7833
    @jasonnix7833 Před 4 lety +2

    that intro was dope

  • @Mwamwa135
    @Mwamwa135 Před 8 lety +2

    Awesome stuff!

  • @ccudjoe89
    @ccudjoe89 Před 4 lety

    this was actually pretty good. lols

  • @charlesbukenya2054
    @charlesbukenya2054 Před 5 lety

    Wow, too good

  • @jkitty1089
    @jkitty1089 Před 5 lety

    She was amazing!

  • @jam0016
    @jam0016 Před 8 lety +3

    This story has given me a great lesson about sex... and life. Be cautious as fuck. Don't screw around in their too long. It's just an in and out mission. No mistakes.

    • @dandjedi
      @dandjedi Před 7 lety

      JAM 001 No. Bad lesson. A lot of guys don't care about pleasing a woman. It's not a turn on if it's just a hole to screw. If she loves it it makes it way better. Wear a condom if you worry about pregnancy but if you're In and out quick you're never going to get it again. I have a wife so it's different. No mistakes though that's for sure.

    • @jam0016
      @jam0016 Před 7 lety

      Its just a fucking joke. plus, this is a comedy show, no one gives a shit.

  • @trollfinger
    @trollfinger Před 8 lety

    That was great. Great sense of humor!

  • @tvtitlechampion3238
    @tvtitlechampion3238 Před 4 lety

    Love you, Kate!

  • @sunniqa899
    @sunniqa899 Před 4 lety +1

    This was amazing

  • @wisdumb16
    @wisdumb16 Před 8 lety

    Solid!

  • @stablecondition1581
    @stablecondition1581 Před 4 lety

    Kate can tell a tale

  • @lucmay2515
    @lucmay2515 Před 5 lety

    She needs more likes

  • @dailyfermentations7197

    Love the intros. Great stories to boot.

  • @ryanm7832
    @ryanm7832 Před 5 lety +2

    LMMFAO!!! "I knew it was gonna be a lot more Ren Fair than that..." I just blew Dr Pepper snot rockets

  • @johnegan3413
    @johnegan3413 Před 3 lety

    Very good storyteller

  • @wbotti
    @wbotti Před 4 lety +2

    first time seeing her. great timing super clever. ya got a new fan Kate

  • @cletusvandamn7592
    @cletusvandamn7592 Před 6 lety +2

    I'm not a mom u guys!!!
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @adalovelace521
    @adalovelace521 Před 4 lety

    love it

  • @Sashquashy
    @Sashquashy Před rokem

    What a great story lol

  • @ericab6247
    @ericab6247 Před 8 lety +16

    hilarious 👏👏👏

  • @rosstapson
    @rosstapson Před 2 lety

    Brilliant XD

  • @tindlevibes4680
    @tindlevibes4680 Před 5 lety +8

    I want to see all these Ari intros in chronological order

  • @rudyzavala3437
    @rudyzavala3437 Před 5 lety +1

    Wow somebody is scorned😂😂😂

  • @tmystery9505
    @tmystery9505 Před 4 lety +1

    She killed it! Fantastic set

  • @blackdaylight
    @blackdaylight Před 8 lety +1

    easily one of the best stories in the entire series

  • @cmarie8495
    @cmarie8495 Před 5 lety +2

    This is, hands down, THE BEST This Is Not Happening I’ve ever seen 😂😂

  • @tigerchan3699
    @tigerchan3699 Před 8 lety +40

    giving a preview at the begining ruins the story

    • @preacherjohn
      @preacherjohn Před 6 lety +3

      TigerChan always skip the 1st minute before the vid starts playing..

    • @gellotion
      @gellotion Před 4 lety

      " ruins the (whole) story " is a stretch, but it definitely doesn't add to it

  • @sidskysingh
    @sidskysingh Před 4 lety +4

    Man there were so many punchline, I don't know which one to caption out !

  • @bradrichards8122
    @bradrichards8122 Před 5 lety +3

    "I'm not a Mom" at the end....BAMM

  • @rayajayce2034
    @rayajayce2034 Před 5 lety +1

    I gotta say, plan C: highly effective.

  • @DemonSlide
    @DemonSlide Před 2 lety +1

    If Howard Wolowitz was a female in another dimension she would be known as Kate Willet.