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0:45 aww Dan so polite plus that was super nice of him to ask
DanTDM MY NAME IS AARON!oh...he told you my personal info...
The weird thing about Cleverbot is that suddenly, halfway through the conversation, it's personality changes, almost as if you're talking to somebody else using the site.
Well thousands use the website at once, so perhaps the bot gets confused. Idk
Yes
@@MeemahSN this wouldnt happen, its multithreaded, everything is on a separate individual thread, the reason it randomly changes is because it learns from what is being said to it so it tends to randomly pick up speech patterns from how people have spoke to it
Or somebody that has MPD? (Multiple Personality Disorder)
@@9ightdreamer Maybe, though that's actually an outdated term, it's known as DID (Dissociative Identity Disorder) nowadays
“I’m a walking, talking, dumpster.”
- Dan 2019
@@purrplec4t no, this video was made in 2018
What
@Carterz Crew 2021
2021
@@MrBamboozler. No, 2018. Do you even know how youtube works?
“I’m 18, Master”
LET’S BE GLAD THEY AREN’T UNDERAGED
Banana Reborn lol
Ok?
@@arrow7850 ok?
@@arrow7850 uhhhhh i don’t get it
@@agentbeam4360 deleted my reply🙂
I asked cleverbot if she knows you and she said "Yes, he is my second favorite."
ik! me too!
thats weird
That's scary 😱
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
Siri: I am the most intelligent robot.
Cleverbot: *hold my oil*
Replika: hold my eggshells
I am your father
Hold my toy doll
She Did Not Say That
@Mona Alrefai aljandali 24 did you just assume its gender?
Dan: “Do you actually think my blue hair is cool?”
Yea I love it
Same
Cleverbot:Yes obviously
Me: obviously
Dan:please be right
Cleverbot:you are a walking dumpster
Dan:good bye self esteem
lol
F
I mean we do have stuff inside of us…
@@isakayyik966 DO I!?!
@@YourFavouriteInternetGuy organs
CleverBot: Do you want to be confused?
Dan: Yes.....
Seems legit
Sound true :P
Dan:CAUSE I AM
@@charterchexers is cool
True
cleverbot:do you love me?
dan:litsen,im married.
cleverbot:thats nice. **TRIGGERD**
Dan:Then what is your real name?
Cleverbot: I can't tell you
Dan:Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't want to put personal information on the internet!
NO DUH SHES TRIGGERD
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
lol
Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!
"I'm a walking talking dumpster" I was dying laughing 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
samee xD
I have a feeling that Cleverbot is actually you talking to someone else and not a website because it said "Can I ask you a question Cleverbot?"
You're right it is someone else. If you read my comment it'll explain more.
they take things other people have said and put it down
How does it type so fast
3:23 totally missed the opportunity to say “Doctor Who?”
Natskii My mom said if I got 2k subs before September she won't delete my channel pls help me
Hello Fellow Whovian
DOCTOR WHO!!!
"GERONIMO" Eleventh Doctor
Ninja KaiUK 10th is my favorite but 11th and 12th are real great too lol
Clever bot told me this: "you take my life but i will take yours." Scary
They are Satan they said
Oop
Pretty sure that’s the lyrics to a Iron Maiden song
YOU’LL FIRE MUSKET BUT ILL RUN YA THROUGH
@@braydenkatcher yeah it is
Breh when evie bot said “lark? I don’t think so. My name is edition”, that got me laughing almost as hard as that time when I saw that magic school bus meme
Lol
i am not up to date on memes or social media what is the magic school bus meme
ps no an old lady just don't know memes
Reee
The prequel for ChatGPT
I spoke to cleverbot and he or she said they were in my closet... It really spooked me
@Lily-Anne The Best i dont have a cLoSeT (its wardrobe brw)
Bro I would move out. GOODBYEEE!!!!!
Lol
That’s scary
i spoke to cleverbot too and it said that everywhere i go he or she will be there-
Cleverbot: *says something that doesn’t make sense*
me: ye s.
SaMe hErE
mE ToO
mE ToO
Pink Slime gacha / gaming n o
Same
I can never get sick of Dan! He’s just always funny and makes me laugh all the time.
5:51 I laughed my guts out
My Clever bot conversation: Do you know DanTDM ?
"Yes.
"
Who is he ?
"The former President of the United States of America."
Cleverbots, are kinda not so smart..
Well he is our new president....
Or cleverbots aren't so clever...
YA
Vidmantask Vidmantask very true 👩🏿🎤👴🧓👵🧑👨👱♀️👱♂️🧔👶
Melanie Briscoe hi
8:50
Clever bot evolves into, ANIME BOT. XD
UwU bot
says the one who makes gacha videos
GeneDoseGacha ! UwU🥺🥺
papll BBC says the guy who knows Gacha S anime
Lolz
my conversation:
Evie: I have a chainsaw, do you know what i'm gonna do with it?
me: *awkward screaming*
@Owen Albarran Rip
3:54 But can you do this?
Omg, I literally said that then came to the comments to see if anyone else commented this. Hahaha!
*dead meme*
ɴɪᴄᴋ ɪs 2ɴᴅ a
I was thinking that too
ɴɪᴄᴋ ɪs 2ɴ I THOUGHT OF THE SAME THING.
9:05-9:07=Dans awesome singing voice
+Shorty Animations You have a cute profile pic. I LOOOOOOOOVE FOXES
Lol
U also have a cute fox picture i love foxes to
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"You scare me."
"Thank you."
Lol, that's how I'd respond to that. No joke. XD
Everyone is scared of me so yeah
Yes, Mackenzie Warring is joking about that.
@@Rovoxer No I'm not. I'm serious. That's what I do. When people say 'You're weird.' I say 'Thank you.' and give them a smile.
@@mackenziewarring2621 Which proves that you are joking, because of the equilibrium bisector.
Dan: Think for me
Cleverbot: Your a walking dumpster
Dan:(ಥ ͜ʖಥ)
(○,~○,)
I watched this video before I had a conversation with cleverbot, and it asked me had I talked to DanTDM. I said no, and it told me to stop lying.
I see why it said that...
Me 2 but he was sassy af
@Shimrah Muhammad
.L
9:05 Dan *GASPS* That Cleverbot is an Alien
dan i hat the dab to i love you from romanina
Yup
thanks for pointing that out l didn't know that
EnzoPio Gamer you so clever
He is a walking talking dumpster laughing for hours idk why you look good Dan😂😂😂😂😂
She said she was um... watching me from the window. 😳
omg really? that's scary 😨
Cleverbot: Oh, ok.. do you love me?
Dan: Clever.. Listen.. Im married
Cleverbot: That's Nice (Triggered)
lmao
Lmao
GamingAsGrant lol
Lol
Lol lamo
Plot twist: dantdm is cleverbot
omg
Uhhhhh. No
Top 10 anime plot twists
My life...
Is a lie...
/\
/👁\
6:17 everything about this is AMAZING.
1. Says “lark” when Dan didn’t even say that
2. She says edition instead of actually ed
3. Dan says “come on Evie, I thought you were smart!” Then she proves that she definitely isn’t smart
Dantdm is the best youtuber and I'm happy that he had 24 million subs it justs warms my heart.
3:54
PewDiePie: But can you do this???
DanTDM: Hold my beer...
Remember children, when someone offers you an alcoholic beverage, remember ddd ( DAN DONT DRINK )
Jort Kroon you mean DanTDM: Hold my tea...
Hold my slurp juice
I was about to say that.
Jort Kroon Does he drink Beer?
"I'm married"
That's nice
Natasha Tristan are you lieing
He is!!?
yeah he married in 2012
Henrich De Kock yes his wife's name is Jemma
Henrich De Kock how do you now
6:16 I ALWAYS LOVE THAT PART
3:08
the good days... where we didn't say sus...
Dan: I do not tell my name to strangers
Also Dan: has over millions of subscribers that know his name
Ven Razor yes. Yes they do
Yes. His name is DanTDM but he has a real name. Dan TDM is his nick name
Jeseejesee 2 duh
Jeseejesee 2 obvs 🙄
Unless Dan’s not his real name... 😱
Cleverbot is actually quite smart. Lots of people have tried it.
FAKE
TDM: I don’t tell my name to strangers.
Me: that’s literally your your CZcams name.
His name is Daniel Middleton.
Dan:do u know dantdm
AI:no I don't
Dan in his mind: AM i a JokE To U
Evie: What's your name?
Also Evie: *Wuh-AwHtS* your name?
suga and spice my sister did not say that...
Evie V I’m confusion
Dan:I'M A WALKING TALKING DUMPSTER
*_This is actually kinda comfy_*
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
@@min-zp2qz
:3
:3 :D :)
Weird but ok lol
My name is Aaron 😂 😂 😂😂 😂😂 😂
Its so fun to talk to Dan
When a bot protects its personal information more than you do
Cleverbot thought my name is Sara, when I never told it....
T
Reallyyyyy????????
Devin R ...
Bella and Lei ya
Is you n-name sare if y-you name is s-sara I'm out
Lol 4:01 cleverbot:youre a dumpster. DanTDM:BUT CAN YOU DO THIS!!!
Jelle Post lol
Jelle Post he did not say that
Confused 😐
As soon as i read that cleverbot said it in tge vud at tge same time.lmao
the og chatgpt
8:50 Help my drink went up my nose when i saw that
'That is a fasle rumour'
- Cleverbot
But clever bot said fasle not the correct spelling
@@tobythecockerspaniel4001 we know
*“Dan getting roasted by a robot for 10 minutes and 42 seconds”*
🤣
LOL
Lol
Ervin Zamora HAHA
LOL
Cleverbot: I can’t put personal information on the internet
Also Cleverbot: My name is Aaron
Cleverbot tells random names to other people, when I asked its name it told Eddie
Strange. I haven’t talked with he/she but my friend has
3:54 BUT CAN YOU DO THIS?????
Jushin Ryan what the hell are you talking about
Yeah
Anna mathews Pewdiepie reference
Jushin Ryan lmfao PewDiePie
Jushin Ryan u copied me
3:55 BUT CAN YOU DO THIS
Pls do a p2 i loved this and have watched it 1.7 billion times lol 😆 love you dan me and my bro are your biggest fans and it is our dream to meet u one day ❤
Ive talked to it fir a long time and suddenly we switched places with clevbot
'Yes, I am The Doctor.' Should have replied with 'Doctor Who?' I think that's what it was going for..
3:54 BUT CAN YOU DO THIS!?
Finest Manager68 what the hell
Anna mathews if you watch PewDiePie you will understand what I said
Finest Manager68 ik
Finest Manager68 qh
I’m taking that clip and putting dan saying but can you do this over it
Everyone : talking to cleverbot just for fun
Me: talking to cleverbot because i have no one to talk to.
Having no friends is sadder than you think
DanTDM: I don't tell my name to strangers!
Evie: Were no strangers to love
Cleverbot : what is ur name?
Dantdm : my name is Jeff
Cleverbot : a girl?
Dantdm : no a boy
Cleverbot : bruh REALLY!?!!!
dan, you make us laugh when we are crying. you keep us all in a good mood when we are down. you keep us company when we are alone. thank you dan. you are amazing. full of trust.
iloveyoudan hamburger I love your icon
I love you Dan hamburger he has a wife
🤗
yea.................
Fun fact: if you tell CLEVERBOT lyrics than they will sing along
I tried this with its about drive its about power but it no work
Cleverbot: I don’t want to put personal information on the internet
Dan: I’m wondering what your name is
Cleverbot: It’S aArOn DuH
Me later: Cleverbot what’s your name
Cleverbot later: David, you?
I wish Connor was added to cleverbot
Captain Foxy 167 from detroit becomes human lol
Lol
I'm Connor
THE ANDROID SENT BY CYBERLIFE
Captain Foxy 167 me too
Pretty sure that ‘Cleverbot’ is actually just another person talking to you and they think that they are talking to Cleverbot.
My cleverbot said that
Same here.
That's really wierd though
Edwin Kim that’s wrong the app tells me that it’s a robot
Most likely lol
DanTDM's Video Thumbnails describe the whole video.
Wholesome.
Cleverbot: I can’t put personal information on the internet
Dan: that’s a good lesson
Me:says the guy that puts his full name on the Internet
Doctor I’m sick
Dan I don’t know how u do it but u always find a way to make the videos about the best games ever and if the games r not good u find a way to make it entertaining for us thanks so much Dan for all the hard work u put in everyday
Clever: oh ok. Do you love me?
Dan: Clever...Listen...I’m married
Clever: that’s nice *TRIGGERED*
Me: Wow... *searches for app*
*installs app*
Me: hi CleverBoT
Clever: hi
Me:your mean to DanTDM
Clever: who is he?
Me: A YouTuBer, dUh cleVer.
Clever: your a piece of trash.
Me: ;-;
*deletes app*
THE END
JaeJaethePug XD Clever was sad
Oh this was funny xd
and also:
Clever: D-do you have a c-crush on anyone?
Dan: IM MARRIEEEDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clever: Ohhhhhhhhh thats soooooo sweet :/
JaeJaethePug clever is salty. Jem needs to watch out.🤣🤣🤣
I know right
I can’t believe I’m replying to MY own comment 😂
Evil “do you believe in god five seconds later my favorite cigarette brand is.
Congrats, Dan youve been outsmarted by a computor
Wanna here a cat joke
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse!!
Hahaha.ik dead joke
I hate you😑
Saleem Roamad lol I get it
Good Job
Another one
U wanna here a cat joke just Kitten
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂i dont get it😕😕😐😶
GOSH!!! Dan you are SOO close to 20 million! :O
DO A HOUSE TOUR!!! Well your new one anyway 😄👌
Nia the ice queen he already did
Nia the ice queen 1 firebolt
Nia the ice queen I
yeah right do a part 2 !!!!
Clever bot *does* work for McDonald’s, I had an ad for them at the start of the video. No joke.
I went back to this website 3 years later. Its second sentence to me was "I'm behind you."
Me: what are you doing?
Cleverbot: sleeping.
Me: where?
Cleverbot: on top of you.
*packs clothes to leave to paris*
I would stay
Y'all are dirty minded
@@chaoticskull728 oh yeah 😏😏😏😏😏
@@chaoticskull728 don't u want to stay and do it with her
LMAO
6:19 that is the cutest laugh ever!!!
Yes and iam a Gryffindor too
Kayla the Gryffindor u have a crush
6:20
Jayne Gill Lol
Kayla the Gryffindor o
dantdm you should do more of this.
do it again its hilarious and i am exploding from giggles so pls make another
3:54 bUt cAn yoU dO tHis
Theresa Watson stop scamming
LOL
What a scam
Dan:you scare me
Robot: thank you
Cleverbot: "I'm the Doctor
Me: Doctor Doctor daleks cleverbot is the Doctor
3:47 Nostalgia wave hitting me, along with huge laughter. Cleverbot rousted DanTDM!!
*roasted
More Cleverbot pls +1
Yes she interesting...
Yeah
Yes please! I love Cleverbot she always have something to say :D
Yeah
Dan: "can you do a aporation on me?"
*Dan doesn't feel well*
*Meets a doctor named clever Aaron.*
Dan: UuuUuuhhhhh....
My oh my
Disgusting
Dan, when evie said that you had been friends for a year, i think it was poetry
dantdm always makes our day
hes the best
dan: i am male
cleverbot: do you love me?
dan: clever.. listen..im ma-
jemma: *coming into dans room with a katana* YOU SAID WHAT?!
P
Lol
Oh frick
Lol
Dan: DONT KILL MY COMPUTER🥺🥺please Jemma
Haha that outro was just ne ne ne 😂
Yea 😂😂😂😂😂
K😂🤣
Jaden Thompson e
Jaden Thompson ikr it was so funny 😂
Stop with the jokeing punk
7th August 2018: The day dan learned about personal information on the internet from a robot
I came here to see a good video, but I also found an old outro. A good one.
10:23 What was that noise?
Ninini!
Dan got roasted hard being called a walking dumpster
Captain Foxy 167 yeah that was funny
Ya i said
Lol
"Lark? I don't think so, my name is edition" Gets me everytime!
I was playing with Cleverbot and they started quoting portal 2's "Want you gone" lyrics, and they wouldnt stop 😭
Jemma:*coming to Dan's room with an axe*
Happy?
Crack Jem is Dans wife 😂😂😂 he didn’t mean gem 💎
*Jem* is short for *Jemma!* I did not mean gem! .-.
FYI, Cindy Bennett, I'm not an idiot.
@@cindyb.336 Im not an idiot. If you think I am, you came to the wrong place.
@Isha Raj idk, idk. ;-;