GIANT Poutine Challenge (Saltiest challenge ever..)

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    Poutine!! Heading back for my 6th year to the Smoke's Poutine World Poutine Eating Championship & wanna be as prepared as possible. No better way than to cook up some of my own homemade delicious Poutine...
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  • @meyimenltr4757
    @meyimenltr4757 Před 4 lety +26050

    I pray this guy doesn't become a Zombie or else we're all dead

    • @wagnerlozano9099
      @wagnerlozano9099 Před 4 lety +420

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

    • @dv4439
      @dv4439 Před 4 lety +486

      Your comment made my day😂😂

    • @user-bj1vx7ze4x
      @user-bj1vx7ze4x Před 4 lety +95

      Meyimen Ltr lmao oml ikr

    • @bngp3605
      @bngp3605 Před 4 lety +128

      I want to like your comment but youtube wont let me

    • @TinyRecaps
      @TinyRecaps Před 4 lety +71

      You just copied this

  • @mulari8344
    @mulari8344 Před 4 lety +2585

    Why did I think he was going to eat with a fork 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @treasurehughley1343
      @treasurehughley1343 Před 4 lety +43

      21 Problems me too!! I was waiting for him to pull out a giant fork or a spoon, but I guess not

    • @mulari8344
      @mulari8344 Před 4 lety +39

      Treasure Hughley that’s how you know you’re not meant for competitive eating lol

    • @jasontodd6822
      @jasontodd6822 Před 4 lety +16

      I thought the same I guess because with the chili cheese fry challenge he used a fork and thought hed use it again here.

    • @pberPSR
      @pberPSR Před 4 lety +1

      cuz you’re new?

    • @teriba453
      @teriba453 Před 4 lety +7

      He would use a fork for a normal youtube video
      He's only using his hands here cause he's practicing for a competition

  • @03hood
    @03hood Před rokem +34

    His toilet must constantly be at war, salute 🫡

  • @patzetrocstv8722
    @patzetrocstv8722 Před 2 lety +557

    This man has a literal "black hole" of a stomach. The fact he can just work his way through a meal without vomiting. Seeing the insane sodium intake he had just proves his dedication to the channel. Geesh my guy, always amazes me the amounts of food this man is willing to eat. Throwing his stomach into the ringer for our amusement. Got to protect this man at all costs lol

    • @AE07__
      @AE07__ Před 2 lety +8

      exactly lol especially how he eats large amounts of food in such a small time

    • @Walker-ow7vj
      @Walker-ow7vj Před 2 lety +2

      AE07 yeah bro fax I can barely finish mist of my employee meals but this guy destroys everything 😭

    • @AE07__
      @AE07__ Před 2 lety

      @@Walker-ow7vj Yeah

    • @Copter200
      @Copter200 Před 2 lety +2

      "Throwing his stomach into the ringer for our amusement."
      Isn't that how we got Niko Avocado-

    • @AE07__
      @AE07__ Před 2 lety +8

      @@Copter200 Matt actually excercises

  • @JustiniusGray
    @JustiniusGray Před 4 lety +5242

    You'd think that by now he would have invested in some custom oversized plates.

    • @biscuitsticks438
      @biscuitsticks438 Před 4 lety +219

      Upvote for the first comment I saw that wasn't some douchy quote format.

    • @syrialak101
      @syrialak101 Před 4 lety +13

      @@biscuitsticks438 Sut the fu ck off

    • @sm.sym1719
      @sm.sym1719 Před 4 lety +42

      @@syrialak101 shut up

    • @David-sg5mp
      @David-sg5mp Před 4 lety +38

      @@biscuitsticks438 fr they're so annoying

    • @landom8007
      @landom8007 Před 4 lety +8

      @@syrialak101 chill chill chill chill

  • @nefttheraptors7984
    @nefttheraptors7984 Před 4 lety +6610

    Stomach: rejects the food and tells him to stop
    Brain: *and who decided that*

  • @maddyli5347
    @maddyli5347 Před rokem +199

    As a Canadian, I’m so jealous that an American gets to eat way more poutine than me 😭 😭 😭

    • @GAMINGOBRIEN69
      @GAMINGOBRIEN69 Před rokem +5

      I mean, what's stopping you from eating multiple pounds of poutine in one day? 😂

    • @Ririi33
      @Ririi33 Před rokem

      HAHAHAHA SAME

    • @nevercertain
      @nevercertain Před rokem +9

      @@GAMINGOBRIEN69 money 😂 real cheese curds are pricey af

    • @GAMINGOBRIEN69
      @GAMINGOBRIEN69 Před rokem +1

      @@nevercertain get fake ones 😂

    • @nevercertain
      @nevercertain Před rokem +1

      @@GAMINGOBRIEN69 fuck that 😂 then it's not the same

  • @Ledra_
    @Ledra_ Před rokem +40

    The fact that poutine is incredibly filling in small portions just goes to show how insane this man really is.

  • @siemka3629
    @siemka3629 Před 4 lety +13530

    I was thinking you’re going to eat this with a fork,
    I was wrong.

  • @ENVIOUSSS
    @ENVIOUSSS Před 4 lety +3062

    Next challenge:
    Enjoy a normal meal.

    • @yaboyed5779
      @yaboyed5779 Před 4 lety +48

      Duskblade so 3000 calories of chocolate chip ice cream 🍨 with extra diabetes

    • @samanthasims2869
      @samanthasims2869 Před 4 lety +7

      Do it you wont

    • @robin4888
      @robin4888 Před 4 lety +16

      And spend about 10 minutes eating it.

    • @ENVIOUSSS
      @ENVIOUSSS Před 4 lety +2

      Robin Nurminen yeah

    • @breadofbreads
      @breadofbreads Před 4 lety +2

      good content? If he ate at a cruse ship it would run out of food on day 2 lol

  • @jjjlove2260
    @jjjlove2260 Před rokem +43

    Aww. He seems down that he couldn't finsh. Don't worry Matt. Some of us care more about your health than a challenge. It's okay if you don't do them all. 🙂👍

  • @jesse7631
    @jesse7631 Před 2 lety +74

    It's amazing how the salt content is the thing that brought him down. Plus, if you don't finish eating within 15 minutes, your brain has been informed by the digestive system that it's full and it's done eating. Way to go Matt, you still can be proud, bro!

    • @Kyeseven7
      @Kyeseven7 Před rokem

      It's not really that amazing. A slightly higher amount of salt could have been lethal.

  • @calebo.3577
    @calebo.3577 Před 4 lety +1515

    Matt stonie with sugar:
    Matt stonie with fat:
    Matt stonie with carbs:
    Matt stone with salt: *pain*

    • @katfishingandcamp
      @katfishingandcamp Před 4 lety +6

      Caleb O. hella underrated comment right here 😂😂

    • @naniieSAYhuh
      @naniieSAYhuh Před 4 lety +62

      Well too much salt could kill you, like the person that drank a bottle of soy sauce or ppl that get trapped out at sea and dehydrate super fast, it shrinks ur brain nd other crazy shit like that. No wonder his body was like 'fuckin stop you mad lad'

    • @djeetayeet2813
      @djeetayeet2813 Před 4 lety +8

      Also a jello almost kill him.. He cant stand the taste of it 😂

    • @typowyb4list458
      @typowyb4list458 Před 4 lety +6

      he is a snail

    • @butter9713
      @butter9713 Před 4 lety +3

      He dies with sugar

  • @masiraabid6427
    @masiraabid6427 Před 4 lety +2658

    When he starts eating from his hand
    Me: that's my boy

    • @ItzFlue
      @ItzFlue Před 4 lety +16

      masira abid. Bra, when I use my hand on foods suck as noodles and stuff I got beast mode. Shoving everything in my mouth.lol..

    • @officialza867
      @officialza867 Před 4 lety +7

      @@ItzFlue YOU DAMN RIGHT!

    • @LordNorthernNexus
      @LordNorthernNexus Před 4 lety +12

      masira abid
      Do you mean that’s my boy or THATSSSSS MY BOOOYYYYY

    • @christianr1085
      @christianr1085 Před 4 lety +2

      Matt as a competitive eater myself., do not consume the same food you're eating right now currently. Look up sumo wrestler diet I know you know what that is let that be your venture into competitive eating no longer do this for CZcams please

    • @elijahbauer8488
      @elijahbauer8488 Před 4 lety +4

      @@christianr1085 Bruh Matt Stonie has tons of world records already. I think he knows what hes doing

  • @blueiscool1414
    @blueiscool1414 Před rokem +62

    As a French Canadian citizen of Quebec, I love that our national dish is getting attention in the states!

    • @thushar
      @thushar Před rokem +2

      Poutine is Canadian not from french canada lol

    • @blueiscool1414
      @blueiscool1414 Před rokem +9

      @@thushar I know it’s from Quebec

    • @nicolasvaillancourt3869
      @nicolasvaillancourt3869 Před rokem

      A. Zam, you're delusional, get help.

    • @florencelevesque6218
      @florencelevesque6218 Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@thusharbut it’s the french Canadians who create the poutine. We say Poutine from Canada, but c’est un plat typique québécois.

  • @subifyouareafnafshiphater7635

    This guy is the ultimate Canadian!!

  • @diallocanby4846
    @diallocanby4846 Před 4 lety +2279

    Imagine he ate like this on his first date with a girl

    • @hippityhoppity657
      @hippityhoppity657 Před 4 lety +178

      Imagine she's the one that pays 😂

    • @Nick.Pellerin
      @Nick.Pellerin Před 4 lety +69

      Dee 77 haha. But I still think it’s funny that his girlfriend is in the background watching him do this. I wonder if she thinks to herself, man how did I get in a relationship with this guy lol

    • @colonwuu4847
      @colonwuu4847 Před 4 lety +21

      He be shitting , after the meal.

    • @herewithmonica
      @herewithmonica Před 4 lety +4

      Dee 77 hahaha just thinking of that is so funny

    • @A_Dopamine_Molecule
      @A_Dopamine_Molecule Před 4 lety +36

      There's a vagina joke somewhere in there but I can't put my finger on it.
      ...Sorry.

  • @SamsungGalaxy-tq8ig
    @SamsungGalaxy-tq8ig Před 4 lety +15666

    If he donates his body to science we will finally understand black holes

  • @benyputramanora6620
    @benyputramanora6620 Před rokem +6

    His joy and optimism at the beginning of videos drastically contrasts to his face at the end of videos👍👍👍👍

  • @belovedhearts
    @belovedhearts Před 2 lety +18

    Canadian here, thank U sir.
    It’s basically tied for our national food but hey… can’t explain Canada’s sheer size and scale to Americans ;).
    Mad respect and TY for shouting one of our faves out! Binging your channel this last couple of weeks!

  • @vivalanina
    @vivalanina Před 4 lety +749

    His ability to stop his body from throwing up is insane

    • @jacobromero8875
      @jacobromero8875 Před 4 lety +17

      Nina Dees I know right?! It’s like insane!!! I’d be like 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮😂😂😂😂

    • @BrainhasPain
      @BrainhasPain Před 4 lety +18

      For real. Wish i could do that on six flags rides!

    • @ORIGINALJRL
      @ORIGINALJRL Před 4 lety

      Jealous?

    • @zamaron5854
      @zamaron5854 Před 4 lety +3

      If he had anxiety attacks like I do, trust me, it gets realllll close

    • @danielburton8561
      @danielburton8561 Před 4 lety

      @@zamaron5854 huh? Fishing are we 🧐

  • @suzy_baexoxo
    @suzy_baexoxo Před 4 lety +1523

    watching this at 1 am while eating a croissant.

  • @janedough2529
    @janedough2529 Před rokem +17

    Wow how you finished that much is insane lol being from Canada, a small order will comatose you afterwards 😂

  • @night-heiress-prime9235
    @night-heiress-prime9235 Před rokem +10

    I remember making this a few days or so after this vid first came out with my two sisters and our mom. It was so good!!
    10/10, wanna make again.

  • @kmlobd
    @kmlobd Před 4 lety +722

    Everyone gangsta until our boi stonie starts eating caveman style with his bare hands

  • @s1mple_officialpage
    @s1mple_officialpage Před 4 lety +2669

    Imagine if you invited him to a birthday and then he takes the camera out

  • @notcliaire197
    @notcliaire197 Před 2 lety +1

    Not only did I enjoy the video, but learned something new. Best food channel in YT

  • @aghnazalghifary7843
    @aghnazalghifary7843 Před rokem +1

    something that really inspires us as a cooking reference every time there is a special moment

  • @j0shy404
    @j0shy404 Před 4 lety +7053

    As a Canadian myself I can insure u this is why we have free health care

  • @xilluminati
    @xilluminati Před 4 lety +531

    If Matt stonie says “damn, that’s a lot”... you better damn well know it’s a lot

    • @vago2670
      @vago2670 Před 4 lety

      Eh we know....His third world best eater so...what do u think?

    • @darraghking635
      @darraghking635 Před 4 lety +1

      What are cheese curds

    • @kaevonni
      @kaevonni Před 4 lety +1

      Darragh King idk but i love you because that has nothing to do with this comment chain.

    • @vago2670
      @vago2670 Před 4 lety

      @@kaevonni im hungry...

    • @darraghking635
      @darraghking635 Před 4 lety +1

      Nadia Pickens hahahaha

  • @benydwiprasetyo8932
    @benydwiprasetyo8932 Před rokem +2

    Fantastic recipe. Amazing flavour for something that came together so quickly.

  • @kevingauvreau2156
    @kevingauvreau2156 Před rokem +1

    Thank you for showcasing our national treasure haha! Love the content Matt!

  • @turo3262
    @turo3262 Před 4 lety +587

    “The most amazing, feel good comfort food you could imagine”
    *almost dies from salt overload*

    • @sandrrat4213
      @sandrrat4213 Před 4 lety +1

      Churraso nice one lmao

    • @turo3262
      @turo3262 Před 4 lety +1

      Sandr Rat thx didn’t notice how many likes this had till now lol

  • @Pashachessgm
    @Pashachessgm Před 4 lety +1222

    2019 and he is still not fat

    • @CoachMule7
      @CoachMule7 Před 4 lety +26

      He starves himself before and after eating

    • @wizzdom712
      @wizzdom712 Před 4 lety +31

      Richard Gutierrez no he fasts there’s a difference

    • @Vulces
      @Vulces Před 4 lety +5

      Because he works out a lot .

    • @JevonZGouken
      @JevonZGouken Před 4 lety

      @Scott Moser he works out

    • @jonathantran1237
      @jonathantran1237 Před 4 lety +23

      He throws up after

  • @STEVENVUEH599
    @STEVENVUEH599 Před 2 lety

    It’s like the 100th time I’m watching this! As a Canadian, this is amazing!

  • @juanpabloespinosa7783
    @juanpabloespinosa7783 Před měsícem +1

    Vladimir "Poutine" xd hahaha great video Matt

  • @Ermhi
    @Ermhi Před 4 lety +865

    Ocean: I contain the most salt in the world.
    Matt: *That’s cute.*

  • @klvn8952
    @klvn8952 Před 3 lety +4211

    *in a alternate universe *matt takes one bite: Oof I am STUFFED

    • @erikvaidilauskas4190
      @erikvaidilauskas4190 Před 3 lety +159

      And alternate universe matt is fat

    • @wc5502
      @wc5502 Před 3 lety +48

      @@erikvaidilauskas4190 in an alternate universe human arent a thing

    • @thelordofkittys1310
      @thelordofkittys1310 Před 3 lety +18

      Pee pee the frog alternative universe are made every few minutes or hours or seconds

    • @LananhCung
      @LananhCung Před 3 lety +14

      *In a alternate universe*Matt just only place food on his mouth : explode

    • @profess2772
      @profess2772 Před 3 lety +7

      @@wc5502 In an alternative universe animals weren't killed for there meat and tortued

  • @lukebradford195
    @lukebradford195 Před rokem

    The heaving just makes this so much better😂😂😂😂

  • @jhonnymelendez3417
    @jhonnymelendez3417 Před rokem

    I don’t care how long stonie takes this man gets the job done!!!!!!!!

  • @camerongray7767
    @camerongray7767 Před 4 lety +447

    Mom: you can have 1 snack before bed.
    Matt stonie:

  • @Bloom_HD
    @Bloom_HD Před 4 lety +895

    There's no way I'm poutine all that in my mouth.

    • @jaydyn0575
      @jaydyn0575 Před 4 lety +32

      “He’s too dangerous to be kept alive”

    • @jhonoliverdejose2803
      @jhonoliverdejose2803 Před 4 lety +5

      Bloom HD the only great comment here

    • @ruzua2167
      @ruzua2167 Před 4 lety +3

      Legend 😂😂

    • @adamextras
      @adamextras Před 4 lety +2

      Why are there so many poutine jokes lol

    • @codeblue3910
      @codeblue3910 Před 4 lety +2

      *_...Open up the tunnel; here comes the train._*

  • @DAG-YT
    @DAG-YT Před rokem +10

    The way he burps and says holy moly at 7:52 and shortly after that the assault gag at 9:21 is what makes me terrified everytime I watch this video.

  • @yw9686
    @yw9686 Před rokem +2

    I’d like to see Matt’s workout routine. It must be a highly effective and hard workout seeing how fit he is and how much he eats.

  • @lukedeweert
    @lukedeweert Před 4 lety +1146

    Everybody on CZcams: "Let's do a 10 000 calorie in 24 hours challenge".
    Matt Stonie: "Give me 17 minutes..."

  • @faitheeden8099
    @faitheeden8099 Před 4 lety +372

    "Does it still taste good?"
    Matt: "mhmm" *Intensely Gags*

  • @nengz_aliqa
    @nengz_aliqa Před 2 lety

    I was searching for a poutine recipe and I found this video. Wow dude. New subscriber. Amazing video

  • @limafc8565
    @limafc8565 Před rokem

    That is VILE bro I couldn't watch you munch and breath like that😂😂

  • @hendtzy8985
    @hendtzy8985 Před 4 lety +573

    Normal people: making money to eat
    Matt: eat to make money

  • @aryanihsan2623
    @aryanihsan2623 Před 4 lety +726

    I am disgusted and genuinely amazed at the same time.

    • @revs1756
      @revs1756 Před 4 lety +4

      Wtf is the reason that your disgusted.

    • @flak7665
      @flak7665 Před 4 lety +20

      Im_zBLOXIAN the gaging sounds plus it’s you’re* you even edited it lol

    • @jmambrocio9694
      @jmambrocio9694 Před 4 lety +11

      @@flak7665 was edited but still had a mistake haha

    • @MonsterFlame1
      @MonsterFlame1 Před 4 lety +1

      @@flak7665 well done 👏

    • @vampz4874
      @vampz4874 Před 4 lety

      Same

  • @ccbaby620cherry3
    @ccbaby620cherry3 Před rokem +3

    That looks delicious I'm definitely gonna have to try that.

    • @florencelevesque6218
      @florencelevesque6218 Před 11 měsíci

      Yeah you have to!! The most important it’s to try it in Québec, because Poutine is from there!! That will be a pleasure to welcome you to our beautiful French province!!

  • @sippin7724
    @sippin7724 Před 4 lety +791

    Don’t let this man in your house when he’s high

  • @TheMooshinator
    @TheMooshinator Před 4 lety +393

    Love how the problem is that it’s “too salty,” not that it’s 13 lbs of food...

  • @CraigStephens777
    @CraigStephens777 Před 2 lety +1

    Insane annnnnnd subbed! I can't even eat a whole Big King and Fries. Im trying to right now!😅

  • @GS_Official120
    @GS_Official120 Před rokem +2

    These just make me hungry

  • @shesshyaboiemanuell1131
    @shesshyaboiemanuell1131 Před 4 lety +444

    Matt: saltiest challenge ever
    Matt's stomach: Oh no...

  • @dennyrianto6598
    @dennyrianto6598 Před 4 lety +1987

    Teacher: Why are you laughing?
    Me: Nothing
    My brain: Vladimir Poutine

  • @graciehadlich
    @graciehadlich Před rokem +4

    Love these challenges! What is it about this meal that makes you feel like you want to throw up? What makes this one tough? Just curious! I know there’s a lot of salt involved.

  • @deusvmachina
    @deusvmachina Před 9 měsíci +2

    Love that shirt!

  • @FreakyJoeBiden
    @FreakyJoeBiden Před 4 lety +790

    The cashier when Matt pulls up with all his food:
    *somethings wrong, I can feel it*

    • @serco1580
      @serco1580 Před 4 lety +5

      Was that meant to be taken From Eminem? xD

    • @imafraidjumitebeinagang
      @imafraidjumitebeinagang Před 4 lety

      @@serco1580 Its a rap god reference homie

    • @skidmarkgameing5034
      @skidmarkgameing5034 Před 4 lety

      Nice profile pic
      I thought I made the comment at first ngl

    • @serco1580
      @serco1580 Před 4 lety

      @@imafraidjumitebeinagang that's what I was thinking

    • @ZoomsBack
      @ZoomsBack Před 4 lety

      Just, a feeling I got, like somethings about to happen

  • @delgrengo2135
    @delgrengo2135 Před 4 lety +533

    Damn I actually got sad when he admitted his eating skills have gone down.

  • @antivirus9503
    @antivirus9503 Před 2 lety

    I LOVE the 100% canadian cheese joke bro xD

  • @_GODSFIGHTER
    @_GODSFIGHTER Před rokem +1

    yo this looks so good ngl. i wanna visit canada now. or make it at least but that looks so good i wanna try it

  • @rev2505
    @rev2505 Před 4 lety +155

    Someone really needs to custom make him some larger trays and plates

    • @bta7658
      @bta7658 Před 4 lety +2

      You can buy bigger ones
      He just doesn't s care I am guessing

    • @Luis21gameboy
      @Luis21gameboy Před 4 lety +1

      Are you trying to kill him😂😂🤣

  • @cg807
    @cg807 Před 4 lety +2396

    Matts body: No
    Matt: Yes
    Matts body: Thats too much salt for one person
    Matt: *Violently shoves poutine into mouth*

    • @austinwelch7241
      @austinwelch7241 Před 4 lety +6

      that was funny, thanks

    • @bruhollie
      @bruhollie Před 4 lety +27

      🛑🛑🛑WAIT🛑🛑🛑
      you have been blessed with good luck for the next 7 years. No need to like but I just wanna say one thing did you know you can’t smile and breathe at the same time? Just kidding I just wanted you to smile! 😊 have an amazing day everyone!

    • @silenthashassin8912
      @silenthashassin8912 Před 4 lety +3

      @Cg807 exactly my thoughts when he vomited in his mouth a few times. That guys a true champion.

    • @alish265
      @alish265 Před 4 lety

      *MY SUBS PLS*

    • @pandaog0478
      @pandaog0478 Před 4 lety

      684 likes in an hour nice

  • @nickenyon
    @nickenyon Před rokem

    I ran straight to my mom and asked if we can have poutine for dinner. I love it so much.

  • @Jarsia
    @Jarsia Před 2 lety

    poutine feels like its made for eating challenges. All that gravy just makes everything slide down easy.

  • @magma2787
    @magma2787 Před 4 lety +580

    Matt: **puts 7 cups of water with 9 packs of gravy**
    Also matt: *tHiS iS sAlTy*

  • @angadbhatia7287
    @angadbhatia7287 Před 4 lety +461

    Matt Stonie: “I Used The Salt To Wash Down The Salt”

  • @TF2MemesArentFunny
    @TF2MemesArentFunny Před 9 měsíci

    I’m convinced that Matt is an intergalactic Alien trying the different foods of different worlds in the largest portions, with his not conspicuously earned money, can buy.

  • @abdullohsafii8429
    @abdullohsafii8429 Před 2 lety +1

    Love how he crossed out Wisconsin & wrote in 100% Canadian 🤣🤣

  • @conroychannel4180
    @conroychannel4180 Před 4 lety +1396

    My man needs a pipe cleaner for his arteries after this one

  • @peepsrodriguez6570
    @peepsrodriguez6570 Před 4 lety +2158

    I bet his kidneys are like cure ham at this point

  • @QuintonFresh
    @QuintonFresh Před rokem

    He says.. he should've had it like it would've been easy... Lol bro you wrecked it

  • @awpproscsgodemos5686
    @awpproscsgodemos5686 Před rokem

    every time i make a diet youtube shows me this guy videos

  • @mervysays
    @mervysays Před 4 lety +332

    Omg it drives me nuts that the food doesn’t fit on the cookie sheet.

  • @hephthalites1829
    @hephthalites1829 Před 4 lety +1707

    Me: don't say it, don't say it...
    My brain: Vladimir Poutine

  • @allayahbradshaw3183
    @allayahbradshaw3183 Před 2 lety

    i know 6 hockey guys that can crush this by themselves with a few beers lmao im so proud u did great

  • @DAHC.
    @DAHC. Před 3 lety +2198

    My left side of my brain: That sound sounds so disgustingly disturbing
    My Right side of my brain: Damn poutine sounds really good right now

    • @anishabryan7251
      @anishabryan7251 Před 3 lety +10

      Same on my left side it was like EWW other side was like oo dis be making me hungry tho😅

    • @CB-mr1ci
      @CB-mr1ci Před 3 lety +12

      Poutine is delicious

    • @Buayaputihsungaimusi
      @Buayaputihsungaimusi Před 3 lety +7

      I eating putin

    • @xdd3863
      @xdd3863 Před 3 lety +2

      I only use my brain thats present on my knees

    • @nileredsexperiment834
      @nileredsexperiment834 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Buayaputihsungaimusi pls don’t eat the Russian president.

  • @abhishekdorugade2852
    @abhishekdorugade2852 Před 4 lety +1168

    It's 2019 oct..still he is not fat..

  • @hamzahimite4710
    @hamzahimite4710 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Matt stonie when salt :
    Get in ma belly

  • @steffejohansson
    @steffejohansson Před rokem

    You're the best! Just awesome!

  • @tripleshits
    @tripleshits Před 3 lety +4934

    After Matt donates his body to science, I firmly believe we'll discover the path to immortality

  • @Star_Dude
    @Star_Dude Před 4 lety +349

    Yep, that’s one way to die.

    • @tropicalfn425
      @tropicalfn425 Před 4 lety +2

      Star_Dude10 one of the funniest comments on here

    • @tropicalfn425
      @tropicalfn425 Před 4 lety

      Yaman Albras stfu

    • @whythosenames
      @whythosenames Před 4 lety +1

      You can really die because of salt

    • @tropicalfn425
      @tropicalfn425 Před 4 lety

      Yaman Albras lool can u speak English properly

    • @jrp0rt
      @jrp0rt Před 4 lety

      yo wth going on with this reply, is this a war?

  • @thomwalks
    @thomwalks Před rokem

    I'm smelling it through my screen help my nose is crying of joy

  • @adam.elsayed
    @adam.elsayed Před 2 lety +1

    If this man became galactus, their would be no Milky Way galaxy.

  • @tvo3205
    @tvo3205 Před 3 lety +3863

    As a Canadian, this brought a tear to my eye. American doing Canada right

    • @KGF-bw3wm
      @KGF-bw3wm Před 3 lety +89

      poutine is like the best food ever lmao sadly there's like nowhere to get it here :(

    • @PCGGC
      @PCGGC Před 3 lety +42

      I add some brisket or roast beef to my gravy when I have poutine... one of my favorite meals ever

    • @X9ss
      @X9ss Před 3 lety +4

      Ok, I dare you to eat 9 burgers with fries in less than twenty seconds, guys subscribe to my channel.

    • @momoney9475
      @momoney9475 Před 3 lety +6

      Imma add cheddar instead of cheese curds

    • @hipg5654
      @hipg5654 Před 3 lety +2

      @@KGF-bw3wm frl

  • @sam_3383
    @sam_3383 Před 4 lety +497

    Teacher:don't eat in the class
    The kids In the last row:

    • @gamermaster8191
      @gamermaster8191 Před 4 lety +7

      This deserves much more likes! Hahaha😂❤️👍👌

    • @okay9784
      @okay9784 Před 4 lety +1

      Blaubarschbube meh this joke is overused so its not funny already. But good try tho

    • @sam_3383
      @sam_3383 Před 4 lety

      @@okay9784 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @enzofonseca9234
      @enzofonseca9234 Před 4 lety

      @@okay9784 no

    • @hondaS2000Car
      @hondaS2000Car Před 4 lety

      @@okay9784 no

  • @thepotatolord3052
    @thepotatolord3052 Před 2 lety +1

    Poutine is so good it’s one of my favourite foods

  • @Charnelrot
    @Charnelrot Před rokem

    Good lord, this man is no joke. As a Canadian who eats a poutine a day, if I have a serving for 2 I immediately have to take a dump

  • @toopkarcher
    @toopkarcher Před 4 lety +338

    I wonder if his grandma ever said "that's enough Mattie".

  • @buzzyrobo
    @buzzyrobo Před 4 lety +1306

    Matt stonie: today im gonna eat *putin*
    Russians: wait.. that's illegal

  • @DarriusXP2
    @DarriusXP2 Před 2 lety +1

    I can feel like getting full even while watching this video idk why

  • @rooneypanjul9891
    @rooneypanjul9891 Před 2 lety

    Stonie's plumber is having the time of his life.

  • @kilbridekid
    @kilbridekid Před 4 lety +753

    He’s deadass throwing up as he’s eating it

    • @DougTk07
      @DougTk07 Před 4 lety +34

      Oops, you are banned forever.
      Reason: said the word "*ss".

    • @someonedifferent4116
      @someonedifferent4116 Před 4 lety +7

      He was really powering through that.

    • @Pengquy
      @Pengquy Před 4 lety +4

      Doug Tk yep, ROBLOX scammed me out of thousands. THEY DELETED MY DAMN ACCOUNT FOR NO EREADON!

    • @DougTk07
      @DougTk07 Před 4 lety +4

      @@Pengquy not roblox sorry, try again

    • @momsspaghetti726
      @momsspaghetti726 Před 4 lety +2

      Doug Tk ass

  • @slimbr32
    @slimbr32 Před 4 lety +285

    I could totally see this man accidentally eating a finger.

  • @kurniawanongky1476
    @kurniawanongky1476 Před 2 lety

    Cooking is my life

  • @adinatawijaya1760
    @adinatawijaya1760 Před 2 lety

    Love this video

  • @conjurecorpse8209
    @conjurecorpse8209 Před 4 lety +260

    Matt at 70 years of age*
    Hey CZcams, today we’re gonna be inhaling 70 pounds of prunes