I got the churro, the second I took a bite as I exited the subway, it was ROCK HARD. I had my mom take a bite and she almost chipped her tooth, then we microwaved it when we got home, still nothin.
Come down to the one in Madisonville Tennessee the one by Ingles and ask for a foot-long churro and a foot-long cookie and a foot-long pretzel. They are the best ever we make them hot and fresh even better. You can ask if Faith is there and ask her to make it that’s what mine.
The pre-controversial Jared Fogle frequented Subway to LOSE WEIGHT, and now look at what Subway's doing. I guess prediabeetus and diabeetus is the franchises' main focus now.
Though the pretzel was invented in Germany and contained moisture, the original American pretzel was dry as the settlers removed the moisture as a preservation technique since this was before refrigeration. Subway wanted to pay tribute by replicating its likeness to show respect to the American settlers and didn't want to compromise the authenticity. That's why pretzels often comes with dipping sauce.
Me: omg that looks so good Narrator: literally roasting everything💀 Pretzel: YOU SALTY TF Churro: your obviously dry as hell cuz you mad for no reason ✨PERIOT✨ Cookie: 😀-
Reviewing products with the sole intent of shitting on them is a weird flex! I know I'm not gonna like crack so you know what I do..... I don't try crack!
BTW, I don't delete comments. It's CZcams doing that.
TRY YEMENI FOOD PLSS
i bet
@@Freepalestine44555😍
try palestinian and lebanese and syrian food and egyptian
@@palestinabaddie yum
The cruel summer in the background will never get old 😭😭
Not the Taylor Swift ai😭😭😭 but whoever did that should be jailed
I did that 😂
I believe they found the person and Taylor sued them
That cookie looks good af you a lie
i tried it and it’s so yummy it taste like cookie pizza if you have ever had one
More than a thousand calories.
shit i would eat two im a fat fuck@@dinnerboons1504
So good like she lying
It ok but it does smell like plastic
" The Stanley girls are gonna stand these" 😂
It’s giving Ariana grande had me on the floor 😭💀
That killed my whole mood
"It looks ugly"
"Ofc you know what ugly is, everytime you check the mirror"
fr
2nd grade ahh insult
ok galaxy destroyer
These video either catch me off guard or make me die of laughter 😂
Please try Indian food, i want you to roast my culture and i will cry abt it 😊
It’s a spices prices churro crisis followed by a spiceless, priceless pretzel crisis followed by a diabetic prices spices foot-long cookie crisis.
LMAO
I love the footlong cookie 🍪 ❤
It’s more giving Ariana grandes favourite snack
we can tell shes a serious judge and being totally honest
the audio... hmm. the video about you hating taylor... something is not adding up.
It’s giving Ariana GRANDE” 💀
The Cookie has 1,400 Calories????
Maybe Lizzo is SHAKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
TRY YEMENI FOOD PLEASE
The pretzel looked like a centipede
That’s a beetle
I feel like they brought churros because Costco got rid of theirs
Why are u so rude about food like just eat it and stop complaining your the one who bought it.
Tell me you're new to this channel without telling me you're new to this channel:
@@esrever777 no I see this channel on CZcams shorts but it annoys me cos it’s not even funny like just eat
@@Melanie_edits10 its supposed to be satire💀
@@stoopykaleb9971 okay well it’s not funny is it
@@Melanie_edits10 it is funny😺 and if you really dont like the content, why comment🫠
0:16 “OMG it’s so long” That’s what she said 😏🤣
TacoBellFan22 needs a REFUND
The complain I can’t 😭
i’m sure taco bell fan LOVES footlongs
I got the churro, the second I took a bite as I exited the subway, it was ROCK HARD. I had my mom take a bite and she almost chipped her tooth, then we microwaved it when we got home, still nothin.
POV subway watches: 💀
Why is it so dark?
Me:they fucking baked it thats why.
Why else would it be dark?😂
"Its giving ariana gande, whit and spicy" NAHHHH😭😭
Cruel summerrrrr
"IT looks like Ariana grande"
"White and spicy"😂😂💀💀 and
"3D diabetes"
As a pretzel lover why is the salt all on the paper 💀
Im actually early tor once!
“Oh my god it’s so long!” 💀💀
Is what I wish she would have said 🙏😔
As soon as i heard that i went to the comments
“This tastes like cyanide” 💀
I started rolling on the floor when she said “ 3-D diabetes”
Come down to the one in Madisonville Tennessee the one by Ingles and ask for a foot-long churro and a foot-long cookie and a foot-long pretzel. They are the best ever we make them hot and fresh even better. You can ask if Faith is there and ask her to make it that’s what mine.
she the type of person to say that ice is hot 💀💀
Thank you now I know not to ever eat these
those look so delicious. I'd eat all three in one sitting
Nah cause I know you ate all of them off camera don’t even lie 💀
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thought the churro was terrible
The churro is a 10/10 for me
“Omg it’s so long”
That’s what she said
Omg Im so hungry right now the churro and coockie looked good
I love how they took salt off the pretzel 😂
Bro is just going through every food menu at violating the people for no fucking reason
damn this video was so funny 😐
Trying subways footling cookie ❌ Hating on Subway ✅
The pre-controversial Jared Fogle frequented Subway to LOSE WEIGHT, and now look at what Subway's doing. I guess prediabeetus and diabeetus is the franchises' main focus now.
I have a Stanley and I love the foot-long cookie. I’m eating one right now.
“3D Diabetes“ 💀😭💀
The cookie is actually good LOL
This dude needs to respect the churro bro its so good
Bro just roasted the whole thing💀
Pretzel looks like a long coconut worm
I used to love Subway food.
Though the pretzel was invented in Germany and contained moisture, the original American pretzel was dry as the settlers removed the moisture as a preservation technique since this was before refrigeration.
Subway wanted to pay tribute by replicating its likeness to show respect to the American settlers and didn't want to compromise the authenticity.
That's why pretzels often comes with dipping sauce.
The churro and pretzel are meant to be dry
Damn why you buy it if you're Gonna complain about it.
Drake-😭✋
If I ever want to try something, but I’m poor af, I know who to come to 😂
Nah not the karen on youtube again
Do you eat electrocardiogrammed stargazy pie or something like damn
Just stop using that same song in every video
They’re not going to. If you hate it so much mute your device and read the subtitles.
As a subway employee this is propaganda and all three taste great I swear
Stop the yap the cookie is sooo 🔥
Nah it’s giving drake
Me: omg that looks so good
Narrator: literally roasting everything💀
Pretzel: YOU SALTY TF
Churro: your obviously dry as hell cuz you mad for no reason ✨PERIOT✨
Cookie: 😀-
three in 1
Atleast deep the churros on a chocolate sauce and dip the cookie on a cold milk
Right now I got the churro and the pretzel
Dang my mom said that her sister said that that stuff was so dry 😭
The 3-D diabetes
That looks so good and I just ate Subway so now I regret not getting the sidekicks! 😅
👇
Damn I had high hopes for that cookie
STOP DISSING ON SUBWAY FOOTLONG COOKIE!!!!!THAT THING IS HEAVENLY!(ok maybe I’m over exaggerating…)
Girl I know you ain't talking about that footlong cookie is buses
Its not about how it looks its about how it tastes
You said that Taylor Swift should be canceled, so why are you using one of her songs?
Have u not heard of sarcasm?
In Germany too?
The pretzel is way over cooked. Most subway employees hate doing sidekicks. Idk why their so easy
"why is it so dark" - me who's black >:(
3d diabete...
Come on ! It's just a churros!
They made both the churro and pretzel wrong then
I tried the churro and the cookie
Not Krispy but okay
how are you going to say you hate Taylor Swift but you’re using her song for the audio?
She that she behind that camera eating that cookie like a ogre 🧌🧌
If you hate it that much send it to the Africans💀💀💀
Reviewing products with the sole intent of shitting on them is a weird flex!
I know I'm not gonna like crack so you know what I do..... I don't try crack!
It ain’t that bad lol
10$ plus tax for 3 items insane lol
The churro is mid this is coming from a Mexican
add nutella in a bowl with the pretzel one and it'll taste like heaven and diabetes
How the hell would you know what cyanide tastes like? 🤨
"It looks so ugly" bro You need to stop talking to yourself
Complain to much smh.
If you don’t want the cookie
Give it to me😃
Who think the diabetes jokes should stop
200th!