Google Translate Sings: "Poor Unfortunate Souls" from The Little Mermaid
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"I am a woman, and ugly"
Ariel nods.
Lol
Yes very ugly.
lol!
Nana Love I want to like this comment but it is 420 likes
900th like! Also, a coment that copied you exactly was right on top of yours.
"The Spirit of Abysmal Despair" sounds like a badass title.
It does!!!! I try to create different names for the GTS versions, and that's the one I chose for this one.
I love how it was like "I have the Holy Spirit".. "The spirit of Abysmal Despair"
It's so effing badass
And at first they talked about scientists like "IM RIGHT AND SCIENTISTS ARE WRONG MEH RELOGION DOES EXIST"
+Кукушка и Подушка The cucumber of abysmal despair
Gradually water the cucumber of abysmal de- Nevermind!
So according to Google Translate, Ursula is a woman who's come to terms with the fact that she's large and is starting to see beauty in that, which has caused her to develop a hatred towards thin people. She also doesn't believe in science, and instead believes that the Holy Spirit is one of "abysmal despair", while also having sexual thoughts involving chicken, venison, men's tongues and stale women.
she also wants Ariel's vote in the election, and threatens to make her a cucumber if she refuses... seems legit
I love reading these comments xD I love the stories people make from the songs
"men's tongues"
"stale women"
She is also immature.
That works for me.
you need to write a whole new song titled "spirit of abysmal despair"
Conspirasister 64 no kidding!!! Please Malinda!!
"Actually, it was not verry funny"-
Considering GTS Fearless brought up the topic of fear instead of fearlessness, she should translate the whole song of Fearless and then add in "the spirit of abysmal despair" to some parts.
"But Malinda made Fearless herself!"
But we will translate it anyway!
-Malinda herself
I love how Ariel goes from curiosity, to confusion to flat out bewilderment to the point she signs the contract without question, just so she can get away from this strange woman who yells CUCUMBER randomly.
Go! Cucumber!
Can’t say I blame Ariel for that move
Make your choice!!!
*Cucumber*
@@genehawthorne8502 Cucumber! use Spirit of Abysmal despair!
CUUUUUCUMMMMMMMMMBAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Bad mistake, you never sign contracts from people who randomly scream cucumber
god knows what's on the contract
"The spirit of abysmal despair" is a pretty cool lyric, though
Make your choice ----> Cucumber. Now you know what to say if you need to make a choice in life.
"i'm a woman and ugly"
"he wants to explore a chick"
holy shit XD
Do not underestimate the size of the body!
"Fair lonely and pathetic rear"
Wow, isn't google getting a little suggestive?
Bangbaby84 o
Cucumber!
Ayeni scientists are strange
"scientists are strange.. but i have the holy spirit! The spirit of abysmal despair!" 😂😂😂 best part imo
Cucumber
GO! CUCUMBER!!! *Throws a cucumber at everyone in the comments section*
@@f4t4l_fl4w I don't like cucumbers-
So that is the darkest christian secret! The holy spirit is secretly the Spirit of Abysmal Despair!
Sounds like something anti vaxers would say😂
I hope the lake can get over the fear of charcoal it has.
Ikr
Casey Ross lol
Is it weird that I think this is a more appropriate song for Ursula?
"Go! Cucumber"
San Qiang Li I mean it would be better but it would be a much different movie: The Little Mermaid a story about a kid in sex ed class the teacher a depressed insane teacher with such insanity that nobody understands her, Ariel the only one questioning her behaviors, her friends, Eric: her lover, Sebastian: the mediator, and Flounder: the nerdy kid who doesn’t want to get in trouble, her sisters who I won’t name because there are too many, and her father: the overprotective dad that doesn’t want his youngest daughter falling in love seeing that she’s the only one left in high school, there are few sisters in college and another few in work
rated R
Nope
Nerdy B... WHAT?????
"Scientists are strange, but I have the holy spirit".
Ursula confirmed to be a devout Christian.
+The Sea Of Thy Soul But she practiced magic, isn't that like almost as bad as being gay (to devout Christians)?
+The Sea Of Thy Soul It's the holy spirit of abysmal despair though. Not sure if that's the same thing.
And holy water, the breed and wine ritual or baptizing isn't magic?
PeakerBoo
Well, Jesus, Moses, tonnes of people in the Bible did magic, and those folks were the popular ones. Maybe it's only dark magic they're referring too?
+The Sea Of Thy Soul
Yep XD
"he wants to explore a chick"
oh dear god
Google translate just turned sexual?
+Elara Moyse And you help them? Yes indeed. You poor unfortunate soul....
+RoxyTheBunny have you seen her other vids? 😂😂😂 Google translate has always been sexual
+la la Ruby I was looking for this comment
Yes curricula
"Go cucumber!"I am dead😂
I can imagine a running race with competitors in cucumbers or other vegetable costumes and half of the crowd yelling go cucumber 😁
🐱😨 the cats fear her
*BIRD MIGRATION S0UP*
*.....the scream*
hello you seemed to have found the danganronpa realm. be careful not too fall in too deep.
Ok but why did it think that the "....the scream" was a read more button😂😂
"The Spirit of Abysmal Despair" sounds oddly normal, and dark, for this series.
+Issun McGoodmage I know right? I was thinking that sounds pretty good...
+Issun McGoodmage It really is a nice phrase/title.
I don't know, "give up give up on the rise for radiation" is pretty dark
well, Abysmal Despair would mean Really Deep Despair. so its a pretty good lyric.
hahah
"He wants to explore a chick" oh gosh
2make aplaylist oh my god
“Take a piece of suck breath” 😵😂🤔
2make aplaylist EVERYONE HIDE
O.O
Question: Is it "chick" as in slang for female, or a baby chicken?
“Scientists are strange” says a religion teacher. “But I have the Holy Spirit!” replies the science teacher. “The spirit of abysmal despair?” Hahaha! Religion teachers are awesome.
if two teachers were arguing about whether they had the holy spirit or not, they'd probably get fired
JCL Kaytwo Get fired up with the Holy Spirit! Hallelujah these teachers are on fire! ;D
Just proves science and religion do converge.
Cucumbers anyone? lol
Religion teachers are awesome? Blink twice if you need rescuing.
I read that while it said that
"I have the Holy Spirit.... The spirit of abysmal despair!"
Sasha Boston, yeah I didn't know whether to laugh or be offended, so I laughed
That troll ursula xD
This Ursula smoke way too much sea weed.
lol
lol
yas
Zaky Em lol
"Go! Cucumber"
Ursula plays pokemon confirmed. Also, Cucumber pokemon confirmed.
Henrique Carballo Aranha also pyukumuku is a sea cucumber and this is the little mermaid so that could work
Cucumber is death, everything your enemy has just dies, not even faints xP
Or Ursula named her tentacool cucumber
This is one translation which I actually know where it comes from xD the word "choice" in Arabic is exactly the same for "cucumbers" ... We make jokes about it ourselves xD
Pyukumuku predicted.
"He wants to explore a chick."
Oh dear God XD
Remember kids, be sure to avoid Mr.
“Scientists are strange
But I have the Holy Spirit, the Spirit Of Abysmal Despair”
Okay I’m using that in Religion Class 😂
How did it go?
@@sk1ttlz904like he remembers 😂
"Scientists are strange but I have the holy spirit"
-basically my Religious Education class
Your comment made me laugh SO hard!!! THANK YOU!!!
fabulously funny....and, no doubt, quite accurate!
Raven-Ivy Destiny you look like me... that's Effin weird
Raven-Ivy Destiny YEEEEEEESSSS!!!!!!
Also important to note the the Holy Spirit is also The Spirit of Abysmal Despair.
okay but can we just recognize that "the spirit of abysmal despair" is actually a beautiful lyric and works perfectly?
Alice Dee i was thinking the same thing
It would've worked as a movie title, too.
Alice Dee My thoughts exactly
"The Spirit of Abysmal dispair" sounds like the name of a 14 year old emo kid's screamo band.
I can't be the only one who misread that as elmo
*Man sticking out his tongue for this person*
"But I have the holy spirit, the spirit of abysmal despair!"
David Dalziel That part went remarkably well. That could be a real Disney song.
This part shot me dead with laughter.
David Dalziel Sounds like Frollo TBH.
"Scientists are strange, but I have the Holy Spirit... The Spirit of Abysmal Despair" This is like coming from a Great Satyrical Song omgg
what kind of holy spirit is the spirit of abysmal despair XD!
1:20: "...but I have the Holy Spirit-the spirit of abysmal despair!"
Sounds about right.
I loved that bit XS
+kye wikeley XD*
I like how that (probably unintentionally) matched up so well!
Scientists are strange sounds right too I think
Timothy McLean is Ursula Monokuma??
I was composed until you said " he wants to explore a chick" thanks now I woke up my entire sleeping family with my historical laughter
I have the same problem XD
That laughter was truly historic
Ok, typo or not, "historical laughter" sounds like it SHOULD be a saying.
@@edisonlima4647 Definitely a typo but I'm sooo leaving it.
[Ursla used Cucumber attack!]
GO CUCUMBER!
Pyukumuku?
It was super effective!
She has 8 tentacles.
That is at least 8 cucumber attacks right there.
Go home, Ursula. You are drunk.
+Henrique Carballo Aranha I couldn't stop myself from laughing.
These comments are the best xD
Henrique Carballo Aranha But she is homeless
But she is at home
Dylancaleb 15
If my home was a cave, I might as well be homeless
Go!
Cucumber!
cucumber is not a Pokémon
Jacob Siron Not yet
+Sunna Líf ...
Sunna Líf a wild cucumber papered what do you do
apered
Song: *ends*
Ariel: You know I don't think I want legs anymore
“Missing disease” reminds me of “disease of the sponge” in Part of Your World by Google Translate........ how did she know?!
yeah i remembered that
I think we found the disease * looks at COVID19 *
@@rexcake yup-
In the movie she has spies watching her, so google translate has ways of working out.
Ariel's complete confusion was what really sold it
Poor Ariel has no idea what the hell is going on :D
Dana Ondráčková And she signs the damn contract, anyway.
Well, we all know Ariel’s not very bright.
"Do not underestimate the size of the body" - Me when I'm shopping for clothes.
"I have the Holy Spirit...The Spirit of Abysmal Despair." Wow, what a line.
"The Spirit of abysmal despair"
That sounds awesome.
"This belt craving to be slim fit, he wants to explore a chick..."
Umm... XD
Go and book signing!
"Cucumber!"
Alexandra Olson help. Yep.
I have the holy spirit...THE SPIRIT OF ABYSMAL DESPAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
dreamlikeanartist AJ "But now she has the boys"
“The spirit of abysmal dispair” is hounestly a way cooler line
“But I have the Holy Spirit” “the spirit of abysmal despair!” Yup good enough
I wonder how many tries it takes her to record these without laughing XDDD
I'm not entirely convinced she wasn't holding back her laughing in these takes XD
Ikr?
I would never be able to successfully film any of these videos.
Cucumber!
YEA CUCAMBER
I need to know how the hell 'Make your choice' became 'Cucumber'.
something about "arabic" word for choice is sometimes use for "cucumber'
She was in quite a pickle at the time ;D
In Arabic choice means خيار and also cucumber means خيار too
Obviously the options were rake the coal leaves, become sentient stomach, or cucumber
Who wouldn't choose cucumber
It's very vague but
Cucumber
Just cucumber
That ending note tho! Amazing Malinda!!
"but I have the holy spirit... The spirit of abysmal despair!"
Catholics: sounds legit
Why was the lake afraid of charcoal?
Because of the cucumber.
Because your profile picture is Undyne and Papyrus.
GO CUCUMBER!
Don't forget about.... The strange scientist
Scientists ARE odd :)
To get to the other...oh wrong joke bye
"I'm a woman, and ugly" *narcissistic smile*
I just laughed at this. LOL xD
"But I have the Holy Spirit, the spirit of abysmal despair."
My favorite line.
“I am a woman, and ugly.” BITCH YOU LOOK FABULOUS IN THAT URSULA MAKEUP DON’T PUT YOURSELF DOWN LIKE THAT-
1:04 The Scream
"Ursula please, grow up!" xD
Claus Michael Fasting Help. Yep.
She'd definitely get my vote. She's in perfect health after all.
+Ultimate SHSL Trash And missing disease
It's just getting better and better.
Okay, I caught like six innuendos in that one. Google Translate, you feelin alright?
"But I have the holy spirit, the spirit of abysmal despair"
Yep pretty accurate.
What I don't get is why Ursula would want Ariel's voice if she was already this good at singing. What she _needs_ is Ariel's ability to not have all her words scrambled.
No Ariel already had her words scrambled in GTS's Part of your World
Dillon Brett Oh.
Well, I guess Ursula's SOL.
Sweetvoicesx7 Yeah, uh, this was a joke. I was complimenting Ms. Reese and also joking about how GT scrambled the lyrics.
+Dillon Brett Still that wasn't nearly as badly a scrambled as this one :P
+Sweetvoicesx7 She (the little mermaid) was supposed to kill the prince with a knife given to her by her sisters who traded their hair for it. (guess who gave them the knife. yep, the sea witch) But the little mermaid didn't want to so she turned into sea foam. yeah, real sweet story. Made me feel all warm and fuzzy.
If people spoke in Google Translate
Utatane Piko that would make the world better again
Who needs Trump with google translate?
#GoogleTranslate2020
Storms and Wolves lol
This seems to be Google comment
(this is what a comment looks like in google translate)
I believe “the spirit of abysmal despair “ is a great replacement for “you poor unfortunate souls”.
Found your channel yesterday, and from what I've seen so far this is my favourite. Also I love Urusla, so that helps. Pissing myself laughing over here.
umm "Scientists are strange, but i have the holy spirit!" i think she is now a priest!
I dunno what kind of priest she is XD "but I have the Holy Spirit, the spirit of abysmal despair"
+Auria_Autumn Satanist
"Theres no commision, YOUR VOTE!"
Ursula runs a political machine?
Yep thats was her plan to dethrone triton
by winning the election of next sea ruler
“I have the Holy Spirit…
The spirit of abysmal despair!”
I think those are mutually exclusive, Ursula…
"But I have the Holy Spirit, the Spirit of Abysmal Despair"...that was kinda amazing...
"Scientists are strange, but I have the Holy Spirit."
So Ursula was a devout Christian all this time, who knew?
Also, how does "Make your choice" go to "Cucumber"?
Sailor Rebecca - she wasn't a devout Christian if she considered the Holy Spirit to be the spirit of abysmal despair 😂😂😂
@@ayekantspeylgud She was Christian, but fell out of faith. Now Ursula's Atheist.
In Arabic the word for cucumber means choice or choices. You could literally say 'I have a choice' then pull out a cucumber😂
"The spirit of abysmal despair" that sounds pretty darn cool actually!
People: "Hey, are you okay? What's wrong?"
Me: "Oh, nothing, just the spirit of abysmal despair, that's all..."
“But I have the Holy Spirit- the spirit of abysmal despair” wow that line is actually solid af
Im honestly impressed if Ariel knew what she was signing at the end of this. XD
She’d be signing a contract not to be human but to have a spirit of abysmal despair as a mermaid or a cucumber
The spirit of abysmal despair.
That's the new name of this song.
+The RedPanda ._. Seriously?
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These lyrics just made an entire dnd campaing, thank you
My new catchphrase: Please experience the beauty of the face!
I found some bird migration soup on my windshield this morning... :/
+OrangeKyle91 bird shit
LMAO XD
Ariel is me everyday during math.
"I'm a woman and ugly" I mean, in the context of Ursula, she ain't wrong...
4 eyebrows
i love how she sings, "The spirt of abysmal despair" xD
Make your choice-Cucumber
How the hell does that happen
Somebody said it comes from Arabic? I don't speak it myself, so I can't confirm, but supposedly they are homonyms in that language (choice and cucumber).
@@CreeperKiller666 After seeing Google Translated Hellfire and Phantom of the Opera, I Google-Translated parodies I've written of both of those songs through Arabic, and I loved the results.
2:12 lol
*GO CUCUMBER*
Go cucumbers you are free
@@g0at-b0y-69 cucumber used tackle
"Drift, bum, but now she has the boys
*_a CiLiNdRiCaL pRoJeCtIoOoN!_* "
In my opinion I think "The spirit of abysmal despair" fits better than "poor unfortunate souls"....You have an amazing voice though! Great job! :D
"The spirits of abysmal dispar" sounds more sad and horrific than "poor unfortunate souls"...
*you should read hate comments but put them through Google translate too*
Tbh, with the intellect I see from hate comments, I wouldn't be surprised if they went through Google Translate anyway.
You have predicted a video that woukd be released in about 2 years since this comment
She’s did
I think the "spirit of abysmal despair" is darker than the song already off of this line.
I find it kind of ironic that the translation made Ursula say not to underestimate the size of the body.... since she's fat.
+MinimiMax that was my line :)
+Paul Marsden Huh, I was sure that was my line - did your line have 'Oh, what a day!' as well?
+Suspicious Windmills You're right im sorry. That ine was similar in my translation. Think the "Now, again, l laughed" line is mine
Paul Marsden
No need to apologise! :)
+MinimiMax And immediately after "I do not like people who are very light" :)
"In pain, in need" = "The spirit of abysmal despair, missing disease"
NAILED IT
"I have the Holy Spirit! The spirit of abysmal despair"" The spirit of abysmal Despair! Go! Cucumber!" LOL
The song should actually be called 'The spirit of abysmal despair.'
THE SPIRIT OF ABYSMAL DISPAAAAAAIIIIIIRR
Better than the original, might as well be about my life
I died.
Where?
CUCUMBER
*throws pokéyball and cucumber falls out* USE STAR SWIFT
Please experience the beauty of the face!
"A lot of women do not get Monday"
Lucky them, -1 day of school/work
"But I have the Holy Spirit: the spirit of abysmal despair" Junko stOP-
#Cucumber
#CUCUMBER
happy maverick XD
#cucumber
Ashlynn Hoven XD
#Cucumber
How did they get "Scientists are strange" from "Yes I've had the odd complaint"!??!
You know the song Hellfire? Yeah I managed to get 'Blessed Lady Marmalade' from Beata Maria and 'Song: Siren: E-mail' from Don't let this siren cast her spell
If you mess with it enough you get some pretty weird shit lol
1:18 Christians be like...
Well, I ended up getting 'Erraverim' from 'I've made no mistakes' and 'I Am Eager You Do Not Hear The Sound' from 'I Tried To Make A Sound But No One Hears Me' when I GoogleTranslated 'How Could This Happen To Me'... so...
acatm9 I don't know. I can't stop laughing over "Please experience the beauty of the face. Do not underestimate the size of the body. "
I think it's because as the sentences translate and translate, the words get more and more meanings for a particular language, thus the end result would be very different. Also remember that sometimes GT will translate not only based on the sentence's thought, but also the words one by one.
"Scientists are strange."
Flat Earthers probably feel that on a spiritual level.
Someone wants told me a flat earther is what you get when a mama does crack while pregnant
damn! this is by far the best parody you've done! great amazing vocals as always and i literally laughed myself to tears! my spirit is now in abysmal despair!
you should do more disney villains anthem and would you consider hasa diga ebowai from book of mormon and chicago's cell block tango? that would be friggin' awesome
YOUR VOTE!
#Ursula2016
Ursula, the tyrant she is, would probably make a better president than either of the canidates.
Autumn Basalt atleast she helps
Better than trump...
Frikiman
Don't, she wants a wage tax to give someone a prosthetic leg made of wax that can move
Frikiman na 8m in 2018
I MUST discover how "make your choice" became "cucumber."
“But I have the Holy Spirit!”
Ah, okay
“The spirit of abysmal despair!”
Oh
Okay
Teacher: introduce yourself to your classmates.
Me: 0:15
"He wants to explore a chick"
Is that what we're calling it now?