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- Christine Medrano, Amy Vorpahl, Alfred Aquino II, and Sam Reich fish and honey pot for laughs.
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"we arent allowed to smile or laugh"
Amy: *immediately starts cackling with a massive joker smile*
Amy is just the best xD
She's the batman who laughs!!
Reading ahead is always her downfall
Some people just want to watch the world....
... Smile and be happy along with themselves!
@@XHackManiacX So cute :)
Having Amy on the show must immediately take the pressure off everyone else. Because... well... even if they didn't hold themselves back, it would still be impossible for them to lose.
There was one I remember she didn’t loose I was shook
@@dylanmiller6335 wait what? That is earth shattering
I want there to be an episode where she has to be all four anchors. I'm pretty sure she'll hit triple digits.
Disagree, her laughing gets me laughing every time
right! only a minute in and she already got -17
Amy's heart is too joyous for this world. Telling her not to laugh is like telling someone not to breath, it's just not possible.
What's even funnier is that the captions say "evil laughing" every time Amy laughs 🤣
Well we just pulled the breathing machine off my grandma so that’s not accurate
i love how she laughs "oh no" 🤣🤣🤣
hohohohohohohohohohohohohoohohhoohohohohohohohhohohohohohohohohohoooooo
Alfred did just tell Christine not to breathe, though!
If only Amy had done that facial expression that prevents her from laughing. That might have helped her.
Not. Even. Once.
At this point i'm rooting for Amy to actually score more than a hundred points
I mean she has in the past. So who says she can't again
"score" a hundred points?
Surely you mean "lose" a hundred points!
But also, yes, I am also rooting for that
@@eldritchdefender7785 can you link it please? That sounds hilarious
@@eldritchdefender7785 She hasn't, she only got to 99
@@Bidoofus Because that's the top, so she technically already went past that
I love the [Remember Amy You're Batman] coming up in the teleprompter because there have been several instances of Amy laughing so hard she forgets the scene.
Grant sat next to her for some of these and understands she needs the help!
Even the writers forgot, it said sam had to feed amy, not batman
it also forces her to randomly say phrases like ‘i’m batman!’ and ‘bat-candy’ which i love
Imagine putting Amy and Katie together to see if Amy's laugh is infectious enough.
Katie is a serial killer. She just turns it off.
@@theOneTrueCactus Or maybe it's because Amy can make her laugh, that's why we haven't seen them together. Katie wants to maintain that reputation.
They might cancel each other out. Just two people laughing and not-laughing a normal amount
An unstoppable force vs an immovable object. I too would love to see this
@@jackeytran8074 Sam held it together this episode…
I love the “Oh No….” as Amy realizes there’s no hope.
To make this competitive for Amy you have to calculate her score based on her laughs per minute. Just to be fair.
17 on the first minute
Including the intro
@@trinity_frost she still loses😂
Or divide her score by 10 🤷♂
Trying to lose to her would be fun. I don't know if I would be ABLE to laugh as often as she does.
I actually find her annoying
Props to Christine, she really went above and beyond on that honey.
I'm not sure if she knows what Winnie the pooh sounds like though
Spitters are quitters
That's commitment to the bit. I'm all for selling out for the comedy, but I'd have had major issue with going wrist-deep in actual honey.
@@RLplusabunchofdumbnumbers probably good for your skin though.
@@joshua41175 allergies too if it's local.
You can tell that Grant is the writer because all the physical challenges could easily become pretty kinky.
you dont need to say it but…. yeah
@@ariwizzard oh yeah, Grant you know what we like. Lol I couldn't help it.
EATING HONEY LIKE POOH BEA-- yknow now that I think about it.
They should do Amy vs Katie. Amy starts at 100 and if she makes Katie laugh once before she hits zero she wins
amy's gasps as she tried to transition into batman without cracking broke me 10 seconds in and never got less funny😭
ALFRED
I AM GROOT
I like Amy so much. Her inability to not laugh at everything is very endearing. Though it’s not really even a competition when she’s around. It’s just 10 mins of watching her completely lose it, cute as that may be.
Genuinely I think the scoring system is biased against her because there's no particular rules about a singular fit of laughter and so she just seems to lose points like crazy for no good reason.
@@BiggestGal i think it's every breath one uses to laugh
Her truly 500 genres of laugh 🥲 art
@@twichay1889 they fail to count smiles in multiple videos I've seen.
@@BiggestGalyeah they basically count every inhale she makes, which doesn't make sense as it's not multiple breaks or even multiple laughs 😭
We really need to just count Amy's laughs as just one laugh. She gets one point, and never has to stop laughing.
sometimes they will count 1 long laugh as like 2-5 for a player but then not count another player having a crazy reaction as its not a laugh. but i would argue its breaking character
In the nicest way possible, Amy scares the ever living 💩 outta me when she tries to control her laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
Amy episodes have become my absolute favorites. The way she unravels from the get-go, and her cryptid-like attempts at salvaging a straight face are like nothing I’ve ever seen
For me it works because she's _trying_ to hold it in. The reason why I find Jimmy Fallon's constant breaking to be a bit dishonest is he's uncontrollably rolling around like someone told him the funniest joke in existence. But Amy trying helplessly to hold in a giggle like she took a whole bunch of weed gummies before they taped? Now that shit gets me.
I laughed so hard at "crypid-like attempts at salvaging a straight face". What a description 🤣
That’s the best way I’ve heard this described 😂
Everyone, come quick! *It's an Amy episode.*
@@melekhmarid2455 your existence is kind of cringe
Every time Amy is on this show I feel like i'm 14 having a sleepover, and my bestie and I are frantically choking back uproarious laughter that which would surely bring parental rage down upon us. It's a vibe man.
I love how they keep making these even though we all know EXACTLY who will lose 😂
We watch Amy's episodes for the laughs, not for the results and mannnn, they're all gold
I mean, compared to some of Amy's past performances, this was quite commendable.
The Batman bit really got her bad from the start. lol
if we go after the amount but it was remarkable that she laughed immediately and then 17 times in the first minute.
Amy's one of the only reasons I still watch these episodes
@@lenjaminjosh7269 Hello, greetings from Canada 🇨🇦. How are you doing today?
grant, this was some amazing writing. hearing people try to pronounce “ventricular tachycardia”, electrocution with cattle prod, batman the concept, and a quack cure that makes no medical sense? both clickbait gold and also up my niche alleys some how. thank you
okay but when Christine starting eating the honey I literally started choking… like it’s what I was imaging but the last thing i’d expect to see her do 😭
Putting Amy on the show immediately takes a 5-minute video over 10 minutes. I love it so much
Classic amy. Breaking the laughs per second not even ten seconds in
they blew an entire months budget on that bowl of honey
Probably the cheapest honey there is. Probably not even real honey, just sugar.
I think Amy is playing the long game and getting everyone else to lower their guard and then she's gonna pull a completely stone-faced episode when no one expects it.
If not, I want some of whatever she is on, cause I need some laughs 🤣
I love videos with Amy, her sheer joy is always fun and makes me smile.
Also as a former EMT seeing them struggle over Ventricular Tachycardia was hilarious.
Venticular trichotomy
usually when people talk about cats & monohulls they are talking about catamarans which have a double hull with a platform between them. Those are the boats most people charter / rent because there is a lot of space. They also go faster than monohulls. Monohulls are cheaper and better in bad weather.
As far as Cats vs Pontoons, a Catamaran hull has space inside that you can go into - bunks,galleys,etc. A pontoon may look similar, but its strictly for flotation, there is nothing inside. Pontoons are used for pontoon boats which look flat and are open - like party boats - and for sea planes, the floats they have on the bottom instead of wheels are pontoons.
I read the first half of your comment, then went and Google catamaran vs pontoon to then return to your comment and see you already explained that
Thank you for educating us about boats!!!
You know a lot about boats, but do you know why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
From my deep research into other College Humor / Dropout videos, I believe you wanted to start your comment with "Umm, Actually..."
I am kind of surprised Grant was knowledgeable enough with his boat trivia to write that bit
Amy is constantly fighting to not make it to triple digits.
the script writers are constantly fighting to get Amy to quadruple digits, so it balances out
No. It's perfect at 69
Amy's face when Christine went in for the honey is a level of shock that I have never before seen on a human face. Just complete and utter disbelief at what's happening right beside her.
Please tell us that Amy just laughs like this every single day while working in your office
Hugest of props to everyone else for not breaking because of Amy. Because holy shit I would’ve folded so fast
Haven't watched yet, but I see Amy there so I assume this one goes off the rails pretty quick.
EDIT: Yep. It did haha.
Big props to Alfred for taking that cattle prod like a champ!
I normally don't want to to hang out with celebrities, but I would love to invite Amy over for a family night of charades and Cards Against Humanity. I feel like she would not only have a good time, but she would help clean up dinner afterward of her own volition.
I went to high school with Amy and she was a senior when I was a freshman. She definitely would. We were both in theater and she even drove me to the midnight release of LotR The Two Towers.
Amy makes any episode funnier.
Also nice.
I dropped into the comments specifically to see exactly how many people would comment "Nice" and was sad to see only one. At least you didn't disappoint me.
Ventricular tachycardia is best understood by imagining a fire bucket brigade. If they are working in perfect synergy they move fluid where is needed effectively.
Have one person in the brigade working to quickly then a lack of fluid is delivered where it is needed.
That’s a cool metaphor! Though I feel like, given how off the explanation in the video is, it should first be specified that it has to do with the heart 😂
As a nurse, this is a rather accurate description lol.
Ventricular tachycardia is just when the ventricles of the heart (the bottom 2 of the 4 total chambers) is beating entirely too fast for the heart to pump blood efficiently. It’s considered one of the many types of heart attacks you can have. But “heart attack” is a bit of a misused umbrella term when it comes to the actual happenings of the heart.
I have no medical knowledge and yet was easily able to say "Ven-trick-you-lar tacky-cardy-uh" I was trying to tell them on the screen but they weren't getting it.
@@SirDistic I imagine seeing the word for the first time while it’s in a moving a Marquee live kinda tripped them all up. There are sketches where they straight up make up words for them to say so I’m not surprised they didn’t even bother
@@SirDistic Hello, greetings from Canada 🇨🇦. How are you doing today?
CH: Lets play a game where they cant laugh.
CH: Good Idea! Lets get players!
Amy 30 seconds in: Laughs uncontrollably
Sam: "Amy we've created a game called No Laugh Newsroom, where the newscasters aren't allowed to laugh."
Amy: "Mwauaaahaahaaahahahaahahaaaa." *Tries to do her 'face'* "MWaaaahaaauahaaahahauaauaaahhh."
Sam: "..."
Amy alllllmost managed to make it a whole 10 seconds into the video… i’m proud of her 🥰
As much as I would like to see Amy not lose for once, I love how much she breaks even more.
They need a reverse golf version of it. Bring the biggest losers of Breaking News and see who can rack up the most.
I love Amy's absolutely catastrophic train-wreck of trying not to laugh! 😂
You'd think with all this practice Amy would be able to hold on for even just a second but no, its an immediate trainwreck, right out the gate, every time.
This is exponentially more funny when you know a cat is a catamaran. I love seeing non boat people try to explain boats with no context.
What color fur does a catamaran have?
Right? I feel like just the term "monohaul" should have been enough to know one hull and then assume cat is different: two hulls.
That first moment when Amy was waiting to see what they would make her say was hilarious. You could tell her line had come when she immediately cracked up
Best Episodes are with Katie or Amy. Hearing Amy laugh is so heartwarming but Katie always being dead serious is also a gem.
The MOMENT I saw Amy in the thumbnail, I knew this would be a good one. You start giggling even before she does at this rate. I sometimes even forget her name - I just think "Kippy Yee." She's a bundle of joy.
Amy really maintains Robert Pattinsons batman and that is impressive
"Remember Amy. You're Batman!"
I feel like I would laugh more than usual when Amy would be on, not because I would be taking it easy because I can't lose, but her expressions and reactions are just hilarious I can't help it
The captions being "evil laughing" almost every time Amy laughs makes this even better.
You‘d be surprised how many people tune in to watch Amy giggle for 11 minutes
Guilty
I like how while these only have four people in them, there’s basically five, because the teleprompter/caption thing has so much personality
I've come to the conclusion that Amy needs special rules. Like every time she has one of her long breaks instead of counting as 7 it counts as 1.
Amy is my favorite person! Just seeing her breakdown every time just brings so much joy to me!
I am surprised. I enjoy my privacy. I have been on the internet since it was created and could likely count on one hand how many times I’ve ever commented on a CZcams channel.
I absolutely enjoy College Humor. You have a very talented and creative team.
Amy Vorpahl in the “No Laugh Newsroom” truly gets me laughing. Even if I really don’t want to.
I always cheer for her to regain her composure.... it’s great when she does... when she doesn’t, she always communicated that she is still having fun with it... even when she breaks right off the bat. I hope she gets to be apart of it as long as she can still have fun with it. That and Brennan Lee Mulligan in the CEO sketch are the main reason I check updates on CZcams and find other gems at College Humor.
Amy ending with the nicest number of laughs there is
Nice
I have watched all of this show on dropout but man it's so funny that I'm definitely watching this lol.
Omg I love when Amy is on so much. I can't help but laugh with her lol
The dates and character work is great. You guys rock!
The dedication to eating the honey. I absolutely love it!
Amy is so unabashedly bad at this and I love it. She could be-on-and-lose every episode from now til the end of time and I would watch every single one.
putting amy and katie at the front desk together is the BNN equivalent of "unstoppable force meets immovable object"
Prompter: "Hello"
Amy: *Falls over laughing*
and I wouldn't have it any other way
Love how Amy essentially became the Joker. Unable to stop laughing
I've missed this
I already enjoy these, but any of the ones with Amy just brighten my day.
I hope there's another season of this show coming. It's one of my favourites
I always know who is going to win and lose when Amy is in the thumb nail. One of these days you will hoist the mantle of victory on high Amy- I believe in you. Godspeed!
Incredible how Amy can stop laughing and actually get into character when she does improv. They should just make her improv everything for one episode.
Amy's Bevis and Butt-Head laughter, was cracking me up
Hey! don't hurt Amy! She is a delight to watch on these, too much silly fun, thank you yet again.
I honestly think amy wants to be the 1st one to get to 100 laughs, and is intentionaly breaking.
Watching Amy crack up is the best thing ever
I was trying to remember where I've recognized Christine and it's good mythical morning! College humor seems like a great place for her!
Amy is chuffing brilliant and her laughter is so bloody infectious. Her laughter is the best fucking anti-depressant going. Man, that Butthead-esque laughter about 13 seconds in just had me laughing like an idiot. Big up to Amy you rule! And so do all the Breaking News cast!
Less than a minute in Amy already had a score of -16.
-16.
Amy really is the wheeze meme personified.
I love watching these ones with Amy. I can never figure out what gets her so good but her laughing makes me laugh lol. Hilarious.
i am convinced that amy knows her laughter is contagious, she just laughs to mess with everyone else
I love how every episode with Amy devolves into a train wreck in the first 30 seconds
Amy’s just like my step-sister.
Say something not as funny as she thinks, and yet she still laughs maniacally.
Amy's nervous laughter makes everyone else relax. They always know she will lose, which takes so much pressure off.
I would have loved to see Brennan's face as Alfred tried to talk about ventricular tachycardia.
Amy, I recommend some kind of anti-laughing drug before you do this show. Find out what Katie takes.
Cocaine.
It's cocaine.
@@davidribeiro1064 this
@@davidribeiro1064 Hello, greetings from Canada 🇨🇦. How are you doing today?
40 seconds in and Amy's already laughed 8 times. I wonder who's losing this one then! 😂
Hello, greetings from Canada 🇨🇦. How are you doing today?
Having Amy on is always fantastic. Everyone else is great too, but her laugh is so contagious!
I'm here only to see Amy Laugh. Brings me so much energy and joy.
Amy: Ah sh--, here we go again!
Bro Amy is at -7 30 seconds in come on man 😂
Those are rookie numbers.
My face genuinely hurts from laughing at Amy utterly FAILING to keep it together for a single second. 😂 This is perfect content.
man not even a minute in and amy already laughed 13 times, bless her soul
If we cloned Amy 3 times, and had them all in an episode, who would lose first?
Yes.
Three Amys and Katie
Justin McElroy
I never thought watching someone eat honey would make me feel violated like this
Also, -69?! Not only a new record, but 69 of all numbers?
She broke -70 last time so I wouldn’t say it’s a new record.
Nice
Amy made the whole thing AMAZING... Great work Guys...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅💯💯💯
Amy’s giggle fits are so wonderful
I like how in this show they just mercilessly mash the button to deduct points from Amy for a single fit of laughter that's always totally cool and fair for her.
I feel like Amy's lines are too targeted towards her personal sense of humor. Give her a chance to win! :)
This was a good video 👍
Good job College Humor
Amy's Butthead (beavis and butthead) impression was on point 😂