Dagoth Ur Hates Target
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- čas přidán 8. 09. 2024
- #dagothur had a terrible experiance at #target and has decided to bless us with their #story.
#morrowind #aivoice #memes
I Did Do A Thing.
I made a Patreon if anyone is interested. It is here.
Idk what I will do with it yet other then as a way to help support the channel.
patreon.com/us...
“I am Dagoth Ur, not the building”
It would be hilarious if one of these channels was secretly Jeff Baker himself and secretly not an AI voice.
dagoth got a window or something, his back is glowing now
Spotlight he bought at Target
It's like he's in my heart and knows it completely.
He forgot to mention that they have the same products as other places but up charge at least 15% 🙄
His voice is so soothing. Wish there were audio books with that voice. He's so well spoken too.
oh but there are! well, kind of. Soliare Audible has a bunch of videos where dagoth reads elder scrolls lore books, along with some other characters. There are also some videos of different AI voices reading old works that are out of copyright. the main ones that come to mind are Joshua Graham (fallout) reading art of war, the memoirs of marcus araleus (sp?), and even the bible. its not going to be full audio recordings of the lord of the rings or anything, but they are out there.
There are a bunch of videos of him narrating H P Lovecraft's books and stories. For example, I Am currently listening to "The Mound" narrated by Dagoth Ur
@PowerfulDagothUr is doing Moby Dick.
Well Dagoth, looks like you are no longer alone in your hatred of Target.
Think he’d like the way things are going now.
I wonder if Bud Light is on sale there.
I'm disappointed he didn't mention the horrific skunk smell polluting the entrance of the store, and the ensuing guessing game of "Is that from all the weed or starbucks's nasty coffee?"
I can imagine the scene of Dagoth Ur walking into a Target and browsing the aisles, silently.
Walmart is next.
What was fun was k mart back in the day getting a slushy at the front counter they had hunting and fishing gear all the other stuff it was a good memory
Blue Light Specials. Ours even had a Little Caesars and a small arcade in the back with Primal Rage. They even had a pension back in the day.
;_;
My dad, and I got banned from the toy aisle by my mom because we kept pushing every try me button we could find in quick succession. Which got us called out over the intercom by management.
Let's just say that Vivec would love the place.
2000's: Drew Pickles Goes To
2020's: Dagoth Ur, lord of the Sixth House and tribe unmourned.
Omg my exbestfriend and I loved Target and she hated my love for the elder scrolls. I wish I could send this to her...
i WISH Dagoth would come to Target when I'm working😞
"Neravar, you got a job at this place. Why, Moon and Star? Have you no pride? This company is unworthy of your devotion. Return to Dagoth Ur- the building and together we will drive the mongrol dogs of Target from Morrowind!"
#Dagothwasrightabouttarget
Dagoth ur! Dagoth ur! 🗣
He must love Canada it went bankrupt here.
The popcorn sucks too mane
I feel sorry for the god, he had to put up with a Land Whale Karen.
Yup, this nails Target
I too despise target.
I don't know if it's the same for other Targets or if it's just how it is at the local ones but if you have an Android device and you need an accessory for it by Azure don't dare go to Target. For some reason or another all they mainly sell is iPhone/Apple products, if you need anything Apple related they have your ass covered from one end of Tamriel to the next. However their selection of Android accessories even for the more popular devices is limited to a display that is about five display hooks tall by five or six wide. It is truly a maddening experience and in fact I would dare say that an evening with Sheogorath would be more sensible and less of a frustrating waste of time
this sounds more like he went to walmart instead of target
Target, where they'll ghost you after 2 job interviews.
I saw your likes were at 665, so I decided, great Ur, to play Iron Maiden for you. "6, 66, the number of the Beeeast!"
dagoth ur demands to see the manager
You left out the Tribe unmourned in his titles of acolades.
Dagoth needs to hit up walmart then lol
Sending this to my friend who just got a job at Target
Literally me
0:52 Black Friday shopping?
I've been absolutely baked for the last 9 hoirs an the entire time ive been watching videos of this guy an idk what game it is lol but I've been enjoying it so so much hahahahah
Elder Scrolls 3 is where Dagoth Ur hails from
N'wahs out here thinking that going to target is an adventure
Target sucks for guys there’s no hardware or automotive section- strictly a chick store
Why do people like Target? they never have anything. It looks like a step up Kmart.
target bought Kmart it's literally the same thing but more expensive
@@bouttobreak12 true
There are always cute Latinas at Target
@@RainInTheSummer thats home depot, homie. They're there shopping for a man.
@@RainInTheSummer strange observation but I can’t disagree
Please do the DG
Sure thing, I'll add it to the list
Dagoth would like Canada, not because he thinks it's a great country, but because there are no Target Stores.
ha, I like this
Dagoth ur needs to go to bass proshop
Y’all never had to deal with Kmart and it shows
You sure you didn't go to Walmart?
Target sucks
Dagoth Ur is a Karen?