The Office - My Top 25 Funniest Lines

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  • This is a collection of My Top 25 funniest lines from the English sitcom, The Office for fans who have already seen it.
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  • @Mark-sc2dy
    @Mark-sc2dy Před 2 lety +1026

    All great lines but dont see my favorite. When Garreth comes back in the room during training and is asked for his fantasy, meaning his future dream scenario in the company but he says. "2 Lesbians, Sisters I'm just watching"

    • @LighterItHit
      @LighterItHit Před 2 lety +26

      My favourite line aswell🤣🤣

    • @mattdale6931
      @mattdale6931 Před 2 lety +64

      The reply from Tim afterwards "I never thought I'd say this but can we hear more from Gareth please?"

    • @hudders11
      @hudders11 Před 2 lety +1

      Like Kevin from Derek where even in his fantasy he's still rejected

    • @bonkeydollocks1879
      @bonkeydollocks1879 Před 2 lety +2

      I'm sure The poster will try and consider this next time he puts together another set of HIS favourite clips, how rude of him

    • @theenforcer22
      @theenforcer22 Před 2 lety

      Could be the incest element?

  • @fadeintoyou77
    @fadeintoyou77 Před 15 lety +358

    "So what's a goblin?" is definitely one of the funniest lines.
    That worker guy always cracks me up.

    • @bazglsgw1208
      @bazglsgw1208 Před 2 lety +12

      He was great as Jeff in Peep Show.edit Oliva Coleman was also in an epp of the Office.

    • @Cother
      @Cother Před 2 lety +10

      The guy who said "so, what's a goblin" was my old maths teacher kekw

    • @ElectricPylon
      @ElectricPylon Před 2 lety +3

      Yes. Mine too. And I've used it a few times when the conversation goes in that direction.

    • @robertjsmith
      @robertjsmith Před 11 dny

      “What’s a goblin? “ don’t yer know,it’s a teas made.

  • @smsm-xb1lt
    @smsm-xb1lt Před 2 lety +472

    “Under weaknesses, you’ve put eczema” cracks me up every time!! 😂

  • @s1050
    @s1050 Před 2 lety +38

    “Brent mused…” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @derekcheunglew
      @derekcheunglew Před rokem

      The interviewer being future Best Actress Oscar Winner Olivia Colman!

  • @MrClapTrap
    @MrClapTrap Před rokem +44

    "Different frogs, different times" still makes me laugh to this day

  • @johnforensicman6179
    @johnforensicman6179 Před 2 lety +121

    Mackenzie Crook (Gareth Keenan) is absolutely brilliant in this! Never has a bad line and plays his character faultlessly.

  • @paulharper4196
    @paulharper4196 Před rokem +15

    "He's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done?" - Gareth

  • @actually-will1606
    @actually-will1606 Před 2 lety +96

    That “So whats a goblin” had me in tears

  • @HatfulofHallow
    @HatfulofHallow Před 2 lety +111

    Surely, "Do you still keep in touch with Oggy?" is the funniest part of that scene?

  • @emmacook112
    @emmacook112 Před 2 lety +67

    One of my personal favourites when Gareth is filling in David’s dating profile - he asks “mixing with friends?” and Brent says “yea, loads put loads”.

    • @infrasleep
      @infrasleep Před rokem +2

      I like it when he's meeting his blind dates-has a moan about them sending any old rubbish -then says he's meeting a woman with a white scarf ,the woman asks "Are you David" and Brent turns to look at the camera saying " Oh FFS" with a look of disgust on his face !!

  • @charliekane135
    @charliekane135 Před rokem +19

    Brent trying to speak to the black colleague about black actors. This actually happens. This series is so spot on and accurate of office culture it's scary.

  • @matthewmensah8703
    @matthewmensah8703 Před 2 lety +310

    August 2021 and still haven't seen anything as good as the Office UK since. Absolutely brilliant and changed comedy

    • @sarac.3259
      @sarac.3259 Před 2 lety +9

      Yes we could do with some really good original comedy. This was ground-breaking.

    • @mattp1873
      @mattp1873 Před 2 lety +4

      Agree. First season of eastbound and down was close for me.

    • @josue24
      @josue24 Před 2 lety +21

      American office is better.

    • @ben6993
      @ben6993 Před 2 lety +1

      Thick of it was great as well

    • @Sir_LynX
      @Sir_LynX Před 2 lety +2

      Then you should try the office US, 1000 times better

  • @paulsantini9288
    @paulsantini9288 Před rokem +20

    "I just wanna know how come he knows so much about midgets" cracks me up everytime.
    This programme will never be matched or ever grow old

  • @charliekane135
    @charliekane135 Před rokem +35

    When this series came out it was just so original, so brilliant. I don't think anyone could write anything like it now

  • @matskarlsson9011
    @matskarlsson9011 Před rokem +53

    Amazing how no other comedy show still has managed to even come close to this one. A true masterpiece by Gervais and Merchant. Everything from casting and manuscript to acting and the mockumentary format is perfectly executed. I wonder if they knew that when they were creating it. How is it even possible to get everything so right?

    • @rossdalziel6615
      @rossdalziel6615 Před rokem

      The only thing America has copied from uk that was just as good

    • @Ronnieklitschko
      @Ronnieklitschko Před rokem +2

      Not even Ricky and Steve can top it , so the rest have no chance

    • @suad01
      @suad01 Před rokem

      "Manuscript". Grandad.

    • @shoeymc1751
      @shoeymc1751 Před rokem

      Legit genius the whole show

  • @bcptbcpt
    @bcptbcpt Před 2 lety +108

    It's impossible to appreciate how revolutionary the office was when it appeared (the UK one, of course) if you were not around at that time. We'd never seen anything like it, it was something completely new and fresh. And over 20 years later, it has been imitated countless times but the original remains unsurpassed.

    • @slinkycowboy
      @slinkycowboy Před rokem +2

      only other thing similar was the victoria wood skits in the show - another work of genius

    • @MrCostaC
      @MrCostaC Před rokem +1

      American office surpassed it.

    • @garouthetiktokinfluencerhu9731
      @garouthetiktokinfluencerhu9731 Před rokem +4

      @@MrCostaC in terms of popularity yes.

    • @gabrielmenezes14
      @gabrielmenezes14 Před rokem +2

      The office US is better, period.

    • @MrCostaC
      @MrCostaC Před rokem +1

      @@garouthetiktokinfluencerhu9731 - no, in terms of quality

  • @SininenKT
    @SininenKT Před rokem +5

    “Different frogs, different times”
    I love him SO much

  • @jlrob85
    @jlrob85 Před rokem +3

    20 years on and it hasn’t had an equal

  • @samedz3966
    @samedz3966 Před 2 lety +15

    "He's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done?"

  • @mrSam3ooo
    @mrSam3ooo Před 2 lety +90

    “So what’s a goblin” “how long you gonna be mate” made me laugh the most
    My favorite bit of acting is Keith’s appraisal, Brent losing his patience but tryna stay calm is played so well by Ricky 😂

  • @lynnewhitelam7495
    @lynnewhitelam7495 Před 2 lety +7

    "Different frogs , different times " is as good a punchline as "A Pot Noodle and a Wank." Hilarious.

  • @tyroneyacoub8261
    @tyroneyacoub8261 Před 2 lety +13

    Ricky Gervais miming dwarf arms may be the funniest thing I've ever seen. "I know the ones"

  • @qnzman578
    @qnzman578 Před 2 lety +18

    The best part about the mrs sidney poitier joke is that Brent goes back in as a follow up, like he would've been fine if he let the conversation drop but he had to go back and embarrass himself 😂😂

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Před rokem

      Poitier was a great actor to be fair. And the other one. Both do a great Ali G impression.

    • @CreativeCache101
      @CreativeCache101 Před rokem +1

      It's is Mr tho, not Mrs😅

    • @raoulduke344
      @raoulduke344 Před rokem +1

      @@CreativeCache101 And he says "mister" in the clip. Dunno why "mrs" was written.

  • @MegaMasterkiller666
    @MegaMasterkiller666 Před rokem +17

    "David can I stay in bed all day?"
    "Yes you can, David."
    .... "Both me, that's not me in bed with another bloke called David."
    😂😂😂

  • @williamritson6357
    @williamritson6357 Před rokem +5

    "So what's a goblin" gets me everytime... forever...

  • @SteveRes
    @SteveRes Před rokem +3

    "Brent mused" killed me the first time I heard it, along with "under weaknesses you've put eczema"

  • @gavinducky1839
    @gavinducky1839 Před 2 lety +28

    These jokes are so simple but genius 😂😂hits you different when your stoned 😂😂

  • @ajbastiman4965
    @ajbastiman4965 Před 2 lety +7

    It just feels so real thats the beauty with the office absolute masterclass

  • @ocbyn
    @ocbyn Před 2 lety +5

    “….look up there, at it!…” World class writing just there

  • @SharkLB
    @SharkLB Před 2 lety +6

    "I don't go around calling myself the mong boy" Is the funniest shit ever

  • @grahamroberts1833
    @grahamroberts1833 Před 2 lety +40

    My funniest bit of Gareth's "so have you got a boyfriend?" is the way you can see him mulling over what to say or whether he should say it. It is almost as though he knows it is a bad move but then can't help himself and just does it.

    • @benrussell9983
      @benrussell9983 Před 2 lety +13

      I think he is actually trying to work out whether she has a boyfriend or not then asks. Which in my view makes it even better

    • @StupStups
      @StupStups Před 2 lety +2

      I didn't realise how much of a comedic genius Mackenzie Crook was until I watched Detectorists recently. Now see Gareth in a new light

    • @cephalopod7300
      @cephalopod7300 Před 2 lety +7

      The part of Gareth is played superbly. All the little mannerisms and awkwardness. Gervais said he originally imagined Gareth as a big guy who thinks he's hard, boasting about being in the Territorial Army etc. Then Mackenzie Crook walked into the audition and didn't look anything like who they had in mind, but they went with him anyway. Good call.

    • @Geokinkladze
      @Geokinkladze Před rokem

      I don't think he thought of it as a bad move, I like to think he was trying to work out from what she'd just said, whether she had a boyfriend or not.

  • @DopravniPoradce
    @DopravniPoradce Před 2 lety +10

    It's my favorite show of all times. Absolutely hilarious.

  • @jamesjarrett52
    @jamesjarrett52 Před 2 lety +1

    I don't know where to begin or end with this...it's just brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

  • @Celtwoman1949
    @Celtwoman1949 Před 2 lety +4

    I noticed a young Olivia Coleman as an interviewer in that.

  • @AJ_Lucas
    @AJ_Lucas Před 2 lety +3

    The gestures that Brent does when he realises what a dwarf is: T-Rex arms, Frankenstein-shape head.

  • @samueljweston
    @samueljweston Před rokem +5

    This is the most fantastically observed and brilliant comedy show of all time.

  • @anthonyward6805
    @anthonyward6805 Před 2 lety +6

    The man is a comedy genius

  • @paulmorris4656
    @paulmorris4656 Před 2 lety +2

    "At it"

  • @bisonjones2594
    @bisonjones2594 Před 2 lety +156

    That part where he goes to the black guy and only starts talking about black actors brings back so many memories 🤣🤣🤣
    The amount of times some white folks have started a conversation with me only to talk about either rap music or black actors and actresses, still cracks me up 🤣🤣
    They look so confused when I tell them I am more of a Red Hot chilli pepper fan than rap fan 🤣🤣

    • @SuperEdge67
      @SuperEdge67 Před 2 lety +19

      So who’s your favourite actor, Denzil Washington or Idris Elba. Sorry I couldn’t help it. 😂🤣

    • @darthwatson8274
      @darthwatson8274 Před 2 lety +4

      Red Hot Chili Peppers are the bomb.TBF they did incorporate elements of funk and rap into their music. Whats are your favourite songs?

    • @s1050
      @s1050 Před 2 lety +2

      @@SuperEdge67 Ah Denzel Washington he’s good isn’t he?

    • @raminybhatti5740
      @raminybhatti5740 Před 2 lety +6

      I've always liked Seal. 😂

    • @theenforcer22
      @theenforcer22 Před 2 lety +5

      He’s trying so hard to not be racist, that ironically he ends up treating the black guy differently because of his race!

  • @jamesfield1674
    @jamesfield1674 Před 2 lety +2

    "they should be rewarded" omg too good

  • @jtraily
    @jtraily Před rokem +2

    "She said she'd be wearing a white chiffon scarf to help me spot her. So, em...oh, for fuck's sake!" 🤣

  • @Anygodwilldo
    @Anygodwilldo Před rokem +1

    "Brent mused, then replied..." :-D brilliant

  • @user-wb2zm9xl4m
    @user-wb2zm9xl4m Před rokem +3

    Gareth's ultimate fantasy should definitely be in here
    one of my top 5 moments for sure

  • @Sheepwillbesheep
    @Sheepwillbesheep Před 2 lety +5

    The greatest of all time

  • @paulmills1206
    @paulmills1206 Před 2 lety +2

    Gareth…’at it’

  • @TS-pt9pz
    @TS-pt9pz Před 2 lety +1

    " it's a bit hard to tell with the wheelchair ones"
    Arguably up there with the funniest.

  • @amiblueful
    @amiblueful Před rokem +3

    The best part of the Keith quote with Dawn was "NoT your minge" followed by the Scotch egg in the mouth.

  • @simonhunter3430
    @simonhunter3430 Před 2 lety

    thanks for uploading this

  • @johndeleon8741
    @johndeleon8741 Před 2 lety +2

    "What's an elf?"
    lol🤣🤣🤣

  • @filmiganay7310
    @filmiganay7310 Před 2 lety +3

    Timeless acidic English wit, honed to perfection !!!

  • @richardclarke376
    @richardclarke376 Před 2 lety +1

    "Brent Mused" --- best line ever

  • @benoitpoelvoorde444
    @benoitpoelvoorde444 Před 2 lety +4

    Là meilleur série de tous les temps.

  • @yutehube4468
    @yutehube4468 Před 2 lety +1

    The one where the workers are huddled around a TV in the warehouse watching a video has to be in the top 25 lines:
    Brent: "What are you watching?"
    Forklift guy: "My dog shagging his dog".

  • @thomasmartin3471
    @thomasmartin3471 Před 2 lety +3

    400 years from 2021,after the pyramid wars,this is studied
    like Shakespeare's greatest plays..humanity's last hope

  • @ThomasPowellNZ
    @ThomasPowellNZ Před rokem +2

    I love the older man who's never afraid to take Brent to task over his bullshit, and how he's presumably dismissed.

  • @luckyspurs
    @luckyspurs Před rokem +1

    The thing is, there's probably only like 3 of my favourite 25 lines in here.
    That's how quotable it is.

  • @criticalbil1
    @criticalbil1 Před rokem +3

    This is extraordinarily good. It's also very British. There are references to the British TV adaptation of The Darling Buds of May ("Perfick!") and a British documentary about the English national football team ("Do I not like that?"). It is rich and painful and sour.
    I haven't seen the American version. Is it nearly as good? I imagine a translation that reduces the agony in order to appeal to a wider audience. Make it milder like American cheese, and sweeter like American bread.

    • @al201103
      @al201103 Před rokem +1

      You're pretty much right about the changes to the US version. It is very funny, but it's also quite a different show really. Different humour.
      People still bicker about which is "the best" but I honestly see them as two very separate shows. And we don't have to choose, we have both :)

  • @g.w.7893
    @g.w.7893 Před 2 lety +2

    Brilliance is rarely noticed until it's gone.

  • @SanshoTheBailiff
    @SanshoTheBailiff Před 2 lety +47

    2.7 thousand dislikes are Americans who just dont understand.

    • @howtoliveonearthYT
      @howtoliveonearthYT Před 2 lety +1

      It's hard to jerk it to the Sears catalog when you've already seen internet porn.

    • @Genevasplaytime
      @Genevasplaytime Před 2 lety +2

      @@howtoliveonearthYT american office = snakes and ladders British office = Chess

    • @howtoliveonearthYT
      @howtoliveonearthYT Před 2 lety +2

      @@Genevasplaytime Exactly. Chess isn't funny.

    • @Azzi_0161
      @Azzi_0161 Před 2 lety

      socialgames American office isn’t funny. British office the original and the best with ease

    • @ajs41
      @ajs41 Před 9 dny

      @@howtoliveonearthYT We find this funny in the UK.

  • @SamuelJ
    @SamuelJ Před 2 lety +4

    How people can say the US office is better is beyond me. Zero comparison

  • @DNero13
    @DNero13 Před rokem +1

    Never even watch the office but just from there clips I can see in how many shows and films have used their comedy. Ovi nit saying the office was the first but you can see shows it inspired

  • @Immolator772
    @Immolator772 Před 20 dny

    Imagine getting fired and your boss starts talking about mythical creatures, that's just genius.

  • @r3dtext
    @r3dtext Před 2 lety +16

    Mackenzie crooks awesome as gareth lol

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK Před 2 lety +1

      In Brazil, a boy has been born that can swim faster than a shark.

  • @TheThejpmshow
    @TheThejpmshow Před rokem +1

    What makes The Office so perfect is it’s so believable
    When it first came out I thought it WAS real!
    I was only 15/16 but still!

  • @kylemclachlan8651
    @kylemclachlan8651 Před rokem +2

    Number two is possibly the funniest line ever written.

  • @MMM18092
    @MMM18092 Před 2 lety +1

    The actors' reactions at 1.11 look so genuine, as if they don't know themselves whether to cringe or laugh.

  • @duncanedwards6461
    @duncanedwards6461 Před 2 lety +1

    Half vulcan, half human. So petty. So funny 😁

  • @George-543
    @George-543 Před rokem +1

    "You do not punish someone, Dutch or otherwise, for having big boobs" - It's true.

  • @leepryde00
    @leepryde00 Před 2 lety +2

    Missed out the computer geek & also this guy does the best Ali G impression

  • @kreemkrackered3755
    @kreemkrackered3755 Před 2 lety

    Lol “at it..” 😂🤣

  • @nickyjohn9838
    @nickyjohn9838 Před rokem +1

    and that's crufts ... hilarious

  • @barriniho
    @barriniho Před 2 lety +28

    Amazing that Ricky Gervais would go on to host the Oscars and Olivia Colman would go and win an Oscar after the Office.

  • @drtrance321
    @drtrance321 Před 2 lety +8

    7:20 JEFF?!?!?

  • @ralphsmith1170
    @ralphsmith1170 Před rokem

    LOL!!! So funny this stuff!

  • @JD-xn4ls
    @JD-xn4ls Před 2 lety +2

    I think there’s been a rape up there is the best line in comedy writing history

  • @jimmorrison4291
    @jimmorrison4291 Před 2 lety +4

    ...at it... 🤣

  • @stevewalsh-balshaw1727
    @stevewalsh-balshaw1727 Před 2 lety +1

    Brilliant series

  • @SquirrelASMR
    @SquirrelASMR Před 2 lety +1

    7:36 omg haha the forehead

  • @crowns9966
    @crowns9966 Před 2 lety +3

    Where's Simon the IT guy? Dude is hilarious

  • @markiefella
    @markiefella Před rokem +1

    “You’re not going to lose your job. You’re not going to lose your job. You know? You’re not going to lose your job.” Looks like nothing written down but was hilarious.

  • @adrianmaxwell7483
    @adrianmaxwell7483 Před rokem +1

    The computer nerd should have made this list. "oi, no professionals ....."

  • @SenseofSelf
    @SenseofSelf Před 2 lety +1

    4:35 Arrgh....😂 this is so real. Pretending to be interested in people's inane utterings. Offices... work of the devil.

  • @MisraRup
    @MisraRup Před rokem +1

    My favourite one is definitely the Royal Family... Christmas Day! 😭😭😂😂

  • @1seansouth
    @1seansouth Před 2 lety +1

    Future Peep Show cast: 1:42 Sophie and 7:48 Jeff

  • @themooseman8410
    @themooseman8410 Před rokem

    Look up there.......at it. Classic

  • @kenrehill8775
    @kenrehill8775 Před 2 lety +1

    Jeez how many of these went on to massive things?

  • @TheSludgeMan
    @TheSludgeMan Před rokem

    Can't believe you cut out the "..it takes a second to load" from the computer porno scene. That's a great line.

  • @Charlie-fk5lp
    @Charlie-fk5lp Před 2 lety +17

    What about ‘oooh, you’re hard’

    • @Cpr1234
      @Cpr1234 Před 2 lety

      and what about the real classic, "noooo god please no"

    • @Charlie-fk5lp
      @Charlie-fk5lp Před 2 lety +5

      Cpr1234 that’s the American one dumbass

    • @godzilla12325
      @godzilla12325 Před 2 lety +1

      Ooooh your 'ard still fucks me up with laughter. I use that myself now and again 😁

  • @nakkadu
    @nakkadu Před rokem

    I like how you put the line on the screen before the characters say it

  • @zadorazciencekidsfun7605

    'Assistant TO the manager' should be in top 3

  • @dimitri7851
    @dimitri7851 Před 2 lety

    My favourite is when the hole punch in in the jelly and he’s eating it and says “how do you know it’s me”

  • @leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259

    I got the arse this side is the best comeback

  • @annoyingbstard9407
    @annoyingbstard9407 Před 2 lety +3

    I could look up there………at it.

  • @djizzah
    @djizzah Před rokem

    whats a goblin, the funniest skit i ever saw on the office

  • @amyclarke41
    @amyclarke41 Před 2 lety

    brilliant series

  • @nilsdarr
    @nilsdarr Před 2 lety +3

    RIP mr. Sidney Poitier

  • @georgiarogers9257
    @georgiarogers9257 Před 2 lety +22

    I thought Mr Spock had defected from the romulans I thought he was rescued by vulcans when he was a baby

  • @rooneye
    @rooneye Před 2 lety +1

    The funinest lines ever are the FIRST lines ever. That' whole job interview is hilarious.
    "I can make that dream come true TO aka for you." and his hand gestures pointing from his hair!
    "The point is you talk the talk but you dont' walk the walk viza-vi you've not yet past your forklift drivers test." So he just gives the guy the job without one!
    "Has he past his forklift test? He WRITES the test!" does the Pinocchio nose gesture.🤥
    "He's first aid trained yeh" Cathlolic sign of the cross 🤣
    "We'll get a CV over to you" does the air keyboard telling the guy he needs to add all those lies in. 😉
    Imagine this guy going to work. He cant drive a forklift for shit and when he flattens a guy with said forklift he can't do even CPR or anything because hes not first aid trained! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @NEpatriots88
    @NEpatriots88 Před 2 lety

    Brett mused as he read the comment section. He was refreshingly laid back by all the fellow Office fans.

  • @CarlosGambino_22
    @CarlosGambino_22 Před 21 dnem

    You've charmed me.