Tech Bro Purity Test
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"flirting using tech terms" is literally primes personality
What OOP devs and incels have in common?
Both see women as objects.
"yo girl, are we two decoupled at all? because I would like to inject something into you"
Prime's*
3:00 "I responded with your mum"
that's gotta be 10x points
"It's not my fault, ok?"
Referring to his reply as an "open ended answer" is just the icing on the cake
I'd unban him just for that. :D Even if not banned
one of the best ur mum responese i have ever seen
I mean, paul was asking for it, leaving the question THAT open ended.
That's what she said.
**Boom tish**
Thank you, thank you, i'll see myself out.
Flirting in Github commit messages is crazy
Wait until someone makes a bot that sends flirty commit messages...
flirting through package installing messages is the next level :v
then the next level again is flirting through compiler message :v
Yes, flirting on a permanent public record
@@chri-k they Rebase after the break up
Paul Graham got wrecked and blocked you in response? Weak. Unlike his mum.
Such a quiche eater!
That woman has some serious endurance and a strong work ethic.
"You use twitter, and neovim, and arch.. you're not sex having" - Prime Tue 09 Jul
I'm dead
Quiz:
70% normal questions
30%🔞
Bless the high-schoolers taking this for fun
@@XxZeldaxXXxLinkxXthanks mate
1:08 TESLONS!!!! I'll never refer to them otherwise!!! "bruh, I drive a Teslon"
2:59 wtf bro, I died laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I checked the first "Elon was your favorite" option and ONLY that as an experiment and it gave me a 99% Extremely biased lol
8:30 imagine if prime never actually remembered if he had sex with his wife and only has the kids as proof that it happened.
*holds up youngest daughter*
"I made dis"
The disappointment in his voice when saying "The Tech Broagen" is priceless.
Need a short of the paul graham part lol too funny
got 100% (ticked no boxes) im proud of myself
18:59 we used figma to play d&d 😭
I know a CZcamsr that uses google slides(powerpoint) for that
Well it looks like 90% toward roll20, tabletop simulator or w/e else without the dated GUIs, 3d engine overhead, desktop focus, etc...
I didn't even know of Figma before tbh. The only Figma I knew was the overpriced anime toys...
Hey hey hey, there can be practical reasons for not having a bed frame! Like for me, my puppy LOVED hiding under the bed, except it was also at a point when she was being house trained. Not having to deal with pee under the bed 100% made getting rid of a bed frame worth it
Does prime have a PO box? I need to send him some oil for that mic stand.
they named the dog Indiana, 😂
Your "rants" (and Bill Burr's) are becoming the reasons I tune into YT - legends with snappy comebacks!
I kept pausing to find the skweaking noise in my room only to realize it was from the video
How would “figma balls” work? Is “fig” also an expression that I’m unaware of? Or was the correct term ligma balls, or helix deeznuts?
That was aome of the worst tech questions ever 😂
FLIP fliping facts with "weird flex"
"MY WIFE!"
Figma should start a yoga balls division for tech bros.
only 77 and 82... I work in AI, I expected much more. :D
77. Made your own meme and posted it online.
82. Broke prod.
Being married young(er) saves you from a LOT of the questions.
Lol prime actually blocked me for criticizing him on Twitter the irony.😂 I still love you tho!
I subbed to one of those monthly clothes box things for a bit, actually got some good clothes out of it but it's definitely a bit of a gamble
I was about to ask what is a good replacement for Notion but then you showed us the pen and paper. lol
13:54 Thanks flip for adding the caps.
Wearing tech company merch was the point where this video became EPIC. Prime at his prime... XD
I got 88. No idea what that means, or if it is good or bad. I checked less boxes and got a higher score. Is this an inverse kinda thing?
I thought for a second that it was going to always give a score with 97 in the numerator and just scale the denominator appropriately.
Is 95 a good score?
I have a bed frame.... but never bothered to put it up, too busy :P
Too busy watching youtube shitposts and commenting to get you apartment in order :^)
I feel you, brother.
@@psyckojoe XD
Doesn't GPT stand for GUID Partition Table?
"your mum" buildup was so funny .😂😂
I named my lizard Char. Everyone thought it is short for Charizard, but I'm going to say yes for #4.
"Teslons" is an amazing word fumble lmao
2:40 😂 W tweet
Rejecting being a contrarian is being a contrarian
3:30, played starcraft on a walking desk, LOL....
i still play it today.
2:55 I'm jealous, I wish I could be blocked by someone for such an hillarious reason
Just before 2min in... "Medium is for loser" ... 🤣
what does 95 mean, is it good?
I haven't checked a single box. Guess I'm not one of the cool tech kids........
*EDIT:* Clicked the button at the bottom. Apparently I'm 100%??? That may seem impressive. I'm just old. Old, old. _(And I'm Black, which pretty much zaps that list)_
Flip with the Cap. 🧢 lmao
I only had to check one of the boxes. I'm an amazing software developer but definitely not a tech bro. There needs to be a graybeard purity test. I'd probably get totally wrecked on that one.
Few weeks ago my teacher saw that I was watching a video of you and was like "do you know where he works at? He works at Netflix" wich I answered "He works at home he stopped working at Netflix cause he wanted to become full time streamer"
this guy loves his wife.
so much respect for these people ❤
I never thought of it before, But some programming languages could be cute dog names. Java, Lua, Ruby, Perl, Rust(y). And of course, the most fitting programming language name, dog.
1817th out here making history
Tech bros get no play ong
bros tweakin
Flirting with someone in a commit/pr, hahahahahahah, their screen name would be the next "Don Juan" or "Casanova"
The tech hirogen...
did homie climb at planet granite
his mom was very open ended
i flirted in github issues ironically
“I don’t like to think of myself as a contrarian”
Idk bro, sounds pretty contrarian to me
Hoosierland mentioned
i love how i have like 16 on the real one and a 90 on this one
I unironically wear my company merch cuz it's free.
Oh my God. "What is something being used by 10 million people that will be used by 10 billion people in the future. And I responded with 'your mom', and he did not appreciate that". I can't. That's the laugh I needed today.
If you listened to All-in I think you’d like it. Maybe not everyone’s cup of tea but it’s not just a VC circle j
Bedframe... that hit hard. Yeah, gf wouldn't stay until i got one. Still doesn't make much sense, and one day I'll have a room wholly made from tatami and a damn futon in it. Just to be a contrarian... ;)
Lmfao, that was totally worth being blocked.
Open ended response, just like his mom, open ended.
A girl told me she wanted to port forward with me once...
Far too many people didn't understand the scoring of the test.
The test is based on the Rice Purity Test, which made questions about drug usage, promiscuity, criminality, etc for college students, the more items you checked, the less pure and degenerate you were and the lower your score. This test follows the same scoring system, that's why you're getting 90's if you only check three or four boxes.
1:35 nothing is more contrarian than saying you’re not a contrarian.
19:15 prime dropped a ball
87 for me. What's it out of etc? xD
Why do i have a bunch of these checked? Im a MoGraph designer...
omg never saw sb being blocked by paul graham
19:31 I only marked this : No bedframe. Unironically I don't have bedframe, why would I need one ? beds work just fine, its not like your head hurts less if you bang it on wood instead of the brickwall anyway.
what in the hell is a walking desk
Standing desk + treadmill for people who like to tell you how many steps they do each day and claim to be healthy but never go outside or sleep for more than 4 hours.
think howl's moving castle, but smaller
My sons dog is also called Laila.
Beautiful Malinois. 🐕🦺
naming a dog haskell would be the most offensive thing you could do to an animal
67. GUID Partition Table?
I technically have a £500 ergo chair but I found it in a charity shop for £15
it's the humanscale world one task chair by the way and I love it and I'm never giving it up!
got 90.
i hardly met the prerequisites
6:48 WHERE IS THE LIE?!
i wonder if anyone has a cat named C or Vim or something
I am sure people have named a cat Vim but likely not for the tech relationship. more likely do to fantasy side
i ticked like 3 boxes and got a 97 🙃🙃🙃🙃
89 pts
Today I learn ThePrimeagen got blocked by Paul Graham 🤣 because of his mommy.
Got an 98
I have a feeling that any tech bro test is very likely to result in "you have chlamydia"...
7:23 tech bro means being a simp?
It's not your fault. You gave the only correct answer and Paul Graham is just too salty.
lol I am below 1%
Rust could be a cool name for a dog
Fitting
Damn I got 100
In 2008 I mind enough bitcoin to be worth $40 in 2021. 😆
7:44
I got a fucking 97
B A L L
I get the impression the person that made that list is a virgin. 🤷♂
Getting blocked for a meme means the meme hit too hard sorry Paul 😢
Got a 96 and only check marked 4 things... what? Answered 20, 21, 47, 83
It's a purity test. The more boxes you check, the less pure you are, and the lower your score
@@Cvar00 Ahhhh, m'kay, my association of being a tech bro is bad so for me would be the inverse; but, if we're going with neck beard tech bro then I can get onboard. XD