It hurts me so much to say that Takis is dead to me... the pain is seriously intense. MORE Reviews ► • Markiplier Reviews Stuff Edited By ► / nerdfiction And ► / lixiantv
I’m so late to this, but I feel like this whole video is literally just Mark flexing that he learned how to cry at will when he was acting in Canada. 😂
Also, I’m truly sorry that I broke the ‘truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing’ chain. Don’t hate me, commenters of CZcams. I make mistakes. I’m only human, after all.
If Markiplier had a P.O. box, I would buy a bunch of bags of takis, eat the chips, and save the excess dust, then fill a large ziploc bag with it and send it to him. I only hope the bag doesn't look like a bag of coccaine in the x-ray machines
there are actually recipes out there to recreate the takis powder, if you're ever interested in doing it mark. i think the closest one is where you use lemon lime koolaid powder, chili powder, salt and habanero powder
You need to know the correct amounts of each component for it, but if you just want to make your own, then I suppose, season to your own personal taste preferences (?) 0.o
coming back here to say there's a really good off-brand takis line called Fieras, they're found at the Dollar Store and theyre p much the same in my opinion. almost every bag has a TON of powder, and dare i say they're spicier than takis. im actually eating a bag as i revisit this video, and while my bag is a bit stale (bc i bought it last week), the spice is still there if not amplified. im in tears bc of how spicy it is and it's AWESOME
I mean who says he isn't already? The only difference between Mark's fan base and a cult is the fact that mark isn't preaching a religion to us. His charisma just inspires our undying loyalty to him like a cult.
Honestly, that was such an interesting experiment! I looked at Marky and watched how he's crying and I thought "I wanna learn it how is he doing that?" And I stand in front of mirror and start talking with myself and eventually I did it ! Holly crap, real tears(not salty for some reason), naturally red eyes, I am even a bit proud of myself
I'm fine with how he eats Takis. However, as a Marylander I must say that if he ever treats crabs like this I will be unsure whether to applaud the feat or send him to Poseidon.
If I didn’t look at the title of this video and if you told me that this is a CZcams apology when I’ve only watched a few seconds of this video, I would’ve believed you.
I just got one of those taki lollipops and it tasted like the spiciest shit on earth but also like jam while it’s texture was a mix of salad and jelly . I cried.
Markiplier really out here making more emotionally driven content about junk food sponsorships then all of Hollywood Combined can manage with actual movies etc these days. I’m sure you hear this all the time Mark, but you’re very talented.
Ok, is this how mark eats every freaking chip, because now I just imagine him dipping a tortilla chip in salsa and then just sucking the salt and salsa off the chip before spitting out the tortilla chip
“[Redacted]”? Oh mark, you are sticking to that joke better than I stuck to the last two years of life. And I love it. Never Forgetti, the weird Spaghetti. Let us now dance…
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Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
stop, no, please, that’s done
😔✊
Please- Please no ;-;
this format will never die
What's up checkmark
Remember kids, if someone offers you a brightly colored bag of powder, just say no. You could end up like Markiplier.
Nah, it’s a combination of real emotions and cocaine.
ya ruininin it
bruhhh
uhhhhh
Um do u mean coke
Alternate title: 20 minutes and 25 seconds of Markiplier answering his own question about why companies don't sponsor him
Glad to see I'm not the only one, this far behind on the videos😂
Don't you mean another 20 minutes
@@jamesp9907 That too
I havent seen Markiplier getting sponsored, I think he just dislikes having sponsors in his video, he does earn alot on youtube alone
Its actually 26 seconds
You know he’s really in pain when he no longer rips the bags open like he’s performing a C-section
what kind of c sections have you been preforming 😰
Takis should contact him and say "We'll sponsor you on one condition: Eat the Takis correctly." 😂😂😂
DONT BREAK THE CHAIN!
What do you mean "correctly", is that not the proper way?
Chewing it and swallowing it, it's not like he's going to get fat
Lmao, that's why I couldn't finish his last takis video. He was poking my OCD bear so hard
Lol
Mark: “I’m not that emotional” also Mark: *Starts video off with crying because takis sponsored someone else*
Delete this
Truly disgusting that “Takis” would do such a horrible thing.
Why you gotta be like this
lolololololol
@@camelsoup02 so? Lmao
as someone who hasn’t watched markiplier regularly in like 7 years these sponsorship videos are both very confusing yet somehow very entertaining
Hah yeah man
Thats the thing. None of these were sponsored videos. These were markiplier TRYING to get sponsored
@ihonestlythinkthatthismaybethelongestnamethereis after seeing the way he “eats” the chips he should suffer
Have you rejoined our Cult of MARK
I’m not the least bit surprised anymore, this guy the most random s**t and it’s giving ADHD the BEST NAME EVER
“Doritos dinamitas are the treat that cant be beatamitas and im gonna beat my meat to this”
-markiplier 2021
👏
🥵 😊
🤣🤣🤣🤣
mark: is it cuz I dont dye my hair anymore?
mark: sucks chip then spits it out
uhh I dont think thats the issue mark
He could totally have edited out the spitting the chip out part and probably got the sponsorship. But as Mark said himself “he’s well, crazy” lol
Maybe if he dyes his hair with Takis powder XD
Did you just say mark sucks his chips
@@foxertttt5358 unfortunately… then he proceeds to throw the tortilla chip away
😔😔
Amy, impossibly gentle: “do you wanna try the chip?”
Mark: “why would i do that?”
(We all know this is why you dont get sponsors, mark XD)
im so obsessed with amy. she adds so much to this video
"Do you want the takis for comparison?"
"no!"
"do you remember?"
like what a queen honestly
EXACTLY the markiplier channel would not be what it is today without amy 🛐
@@cloudjelly97 yes it would...are ya dumb...?
@@pebblerockson are you serious right now 💀
@@cloudjelly97 100% serious right now 💀
@@pebblerockson i could've sworn this comment thread was 2 months ago
I’m so late to this, but I feel like this whole video is literally just Mark flexing that he learned how to cry at will when he was acting in Canada. 😂
Also, I’m truly sorry that I broke the ‘truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing’ chain.
Don’t hate me, commenters of CZcams. I make mistakes. I’m only human, after all.
@@jenf.8011 it is quite alright. Mistakes are what make us human. We are only human ^^
@@jakeb.7997 Why thank you, gracious person! I feel much better, already. ;)
@@jenf.8011 making people smile is something I do well. Keep that chin up my friend :3
@@jakeb.7997 Haha, aww. Thanks, friend. Right back at you! :)
the way he eats these should be a war crime
exactly
YES EXACTLY The Should Be Bitten
It's just the way he "ate" the Cheetos everything else is something i would do i just eat the shell after
your supposed to use them like straws
@@erikthealien THE SHELL?!?!
If Markiplier had a P.O. box, I would buy a bunch of bags of takis, eat the chips, and save the excess dust, then fill a large ziploc bag with it and send it to him. I only hope the bag doesn't look like a bag of coccaine in the x-ray machines
Mark puts more emotion into food review then other CZcamsrs put into their apology videos.
ooooooooooooooh,
this is a hot one
and VERY true
@@thissitesucks905 indeed it is lol
there are actually recipes out there to recreate the takis powder, if you're ever interested in doing it mark. i think the closest one is where you use lemon lime koolaid powder, chili powder, salt and habanero powder
Don't tell him that. Now there will be just an ever growing line of red-orange dust under his nose.
You my good sir are a god send
You are good man
I swear I have seen that pfp before
You need to know the correct amounts of each component for it, but if you just want to make your own, then I suppose, season to your own personal taste preferences (?) 0.o
coming back here to say there's a really good off-brand takis line called Fieras, they're found at the Dollar Store and theyre p much the same in my opinion. almost every bag has a TON of powder, and dare i say they're spicier than takis. im actually eating a bag as i revisit this video, and while my bag is a bit stale (bc i bought it last week), the spice is still there if not amplified. im in tears bc of how spicy it is and it's AWESOME
This comment section has absolutely cemented the idea in my mind that Markiplier could absolutely become a cult leader at any moment
;-;
funny thing is that comment came from an entirely different community on yt that is in no way related to markiplier
yeah
You think he isnt?
I mean who says he isn't already? The only difference between Mark's fan base and a cult is the fact that mark isn't preaching a religion to us. His charisma just inspires our undying loyalty to him like a cult.
4:06, the way she just says ok sounds so motherly, it's so wholesome even tho they were probably trying really hard no to laugh.
The fact that Amy stood there practically the whole time watching him spit out tortilla chips is crazy😂
I'm partially convinced Mark eats all his food like this. Like he just sucks on a steak or something.
bahahhah this makes so much sense 😂🤣
After Distractible we actually know he unhinges his jaw and snakes all food down without chewing.
Turns out you really aren't far off from the truth
Like how Marceline in Adventure Time sucks the colour red out of objects and leaves them as a shell
@@MrKingfisherswallows apples whole
Markiplier makes me want to start a business where I sell spicy powder with nothing but a single dip chip.
@Jenny Shull lol a spicy fun dip would be amazing
duuuuude. ok yall hear me out......... different flavored powders....... but with like a complimentary flavor of a meat stick or jerky.
@@jordancroskrey849 your genius
@@jordancroskrey849 take all my money
@@jordancroskrey849 dude you would make a killing with that
I bet Amy is so glad she never has to watch Mark eat Takis like that ever again.
Lol
Mark: Nearly Never cried
Also our Mark: Cries beacuse of a chips
Mark: Gets a new sponsor :D
Also Mark: Depression
Mark really got disgraced by takis, dell monte, green giant, and sour patch kids
The forbidden name!
He put Bennett foddy in the list
And poptarts
I think that mark doesn’t get a sponsor bc the companies are afraid of him 😂😂
lmao fr
He “eats” spicy chips like that who wouldn’t be afraid
Mark: "Am I just not advertiser friendly enough?"
Also Mark: "I WILL SAY TERRIBLE THINGS ABOUT YOU UNLESS YOU SPONSOR ME!"
Probably 😂
And this was happened Mark become a Sponsorplier.
Can we take a moment to appreciate the editing on him opening the bag of chips at 15:45
I love Amy. Emotional support is what he needed during that tough tough time.
This was actually marks hardest “try not to laugh” video of all time.
Every time i see him spit out the chip i feel an immense amount of anger rising from within me
I just wince and cringe :')
It makes me laugh actually
I'm a chipp fan but I still laugh at this entertainer
i just cry tears of blood
@@lala170623So eyes basically turn into women?
Lixian's editing was top notch in this, and Amy was so precious in this too XD amazing video
Amy: wanna try the chip?
Mark: why would I do that?
he knows what he's doing... he knows.... its all part of his master plan.....
I don’t know what’s more disgusting, the betrayal or the way Mark “eats” Takis
or any chip for that matter
What's more disgusting is that "Takis" would do this horrible thing
You know it's bad when mark himself is in the depression hoodie. Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
Mark constantly relapsing into sadness upon remembering takis is so good and is a real part of trying to cheer up but failing
Danny Gonzales: "I love takis"
Markiplier the same day: "Takis is dead to me"
XD im glad someone else saw that too
WAIT SAME I SAW THAT
Who is that?
@@mfloth another CZcamsr he does commentary stuff. He's also hilarious
I noticed that too 😂
The fact that Mark starts losing it at "PeaTos" is the best thing ever. I'm in tears. 😂😂
WHO TF NAMED IT THAT.
@@axstorm2191 a "peato"
Honestly, that was such an interesting experiment! I looked at Marky and watched how he's crying and I thought "I wanna learn it how is he doing that?"
And I stand in front of mirror and start talking with myself and eventually I did it ! Holly crap, real tears(not salty for some reason), naturally red eyes, I am even a bit proud of myself
These videos literally never get old
@@123vroom i think its a bot
All jokes aside Mark could easily sell any product in a commercial with how he attempts to sell each brand in this video
if he just stop spitting chips.
I can just imagine the "but takis are seriously intense" but with mark slurping the taki and then spitting it out.
''I cant even look at you'' *GIVES IT A DEADLY STARE*
Truly disgusting that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
I feel like I just watched a whole 10 part drama series in one 20 minute video
Mythical Kitchen made Takis powder specifically for Markiplier's expressed need and I find that to be beautiful
I'm fine with how he eats Takis. However, as a Marylander I must say that if he ever treats crabs like this I will be unsure whether to applaud the feat or send him to Poseidon.
the shell not powdery enough lol
I like mark's videos, but if he does, just throw him at Poseidon. I am NOT from Maryland by the way.
@@watermelongames7169 Maryland never had anything to do with crabs anyways.
I always assumed you people just ate Old Bay on its own
Amy gently consoling Mark after Takis betrayed him is something that is just so... something
Man. Mark seems to take these break-ups hard.
i love it when Amy says something so funny it makes Mark break character
Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do such a horrible thing.
Why are all the comments like that
@@pluto2351 i think exactly the same
@Nicholas Gambino idk either but maybe watch the vid
@@pluto2351 i think some of these commentators have watched “I am so confused” by jschlattLIVE
@Nicholas Gambino oh. k
7:55 mark "you dont eat the plate" YES I DO
„I'm hurt.” famous last words.
@Heromade Im hurt :(
The way he opens the bag is more depressing than no one sponsoring him
Gotta love how mark leaves the chip carcasses on the piece of paper after inhaling the powder off of them-😭✋
"There's no powder, where's the powder"? Well Mark, maybe they didn't think anyone would be psychopathic enough to not eat the product itself XD
Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would die such a horrible thing.
"That's the problem, I remember." I felt that.
The “fun dip” idea is actually a good one
Truly disgusting that, “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
Comment steal, or spam?
@@syco9154 Spam
@@Nuna101 It's an inside jokeeeee!
@@mikelbarr ik
@@syco9154 I'm not to sure if its spam I've only seen this comment 80,000 times maybe if it was at 100,000 comments of this I'd consider it spam
There are 5 stages of grief :
denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance
Mark needs to do this series with every single brand ever conceived. From Charmine toilet paper to an insanely niche indie game
Who's gonna tell him that you can get just the powder on amazon-
17:52 oh my god the face.... i'm laughing but also my heart hurts
If I didn’t look at the title of this video and if you told me that this is a CZcams apology when I’ve only watched a few seconds of this video, I would’ve believed you.
15:36 his face made me laugh harder than it should have
Taki's are seriously intense
[fucking dies]
lol
Lol
cream of wheat
Here before this gets 1k likes
lmaooo
The fact that he nailed the way I felt when I got broken up with shows how amazing of an actor he is, or how much he cared about takis...
A truly heartbreaking story of someone having to move on from someone they loved hope you get better mark
Top 10 saddest anime betrayals
I'm picturing matpats character from heist saying "you have to separate the powder from the chip!
Poor Mark, all he wanted was a Taki sponsorship :((
i feel like im a spectator at the therapists office and amy is the therapist about his traumatic experience with takis
this was so hard to watch, i was shaking and crying so loud that i was barely able to hear the video but i felt it.
"Can I have the bag? 🥺😢😢"
Why did that remind me of my little cousin going "can I get this? 🥺🥺🥺" everytime she follows me into the store 💀💀💀
I love how he progressively gets more cheerful throughout the video.
I love these so much. I love that Amy goes along with the bit too
“Gaming is intense, but takis are seriously intense”
-Ninja
Mark: Cries on chips.
I just got one of those taki lollipops and it tasted like the spiciest shit on earth but also like jam while it’s texture was a mix of salad and jelly .
I cried.
Those little eyes crying is top acting performance
This video is sad enough to make a grown ass man cry
The bags with the most powder are in the small bags
Im sorry but the fact that Bennett Foddy is on the list at 2:45 is HILAARIOUSS
I don’t think someone that “eats” Doritos like that deserves sponsorships.
Truly disgusting, that “Takis” wouldn't do this horrible thing.
Copier
Truly disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
Truly disgusting that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
Truly disgusting, that "Takis" would do this horrible thing.
@@theendlessone3460 that’s the point
Markiplier really out here making more emotionally driven content about junk food sponsorships then all of Hollywood Combined can manage with actual movies etc these days. I’m sure you hear this all the time Mark, but you’re very talented.
3:38 was crazy
Truly disgusting that “Takis” would do such a horrible thing.
I'm still very surprised that Mark hasn't gotten just the straight taki powder and tried that
Ok, is this how mark eats every freaking chip, because now I just imagine him dipping a tortilla chip in salsa and then just sucking the salt and salsa off the chip before spitting out the tortilla chip
He’s just crying over chips and I love it.
I'm completely through the video, and I still have no idea how much was acting and how much was pure emotion
I feel like the ending leans towards acting though XD, at least in the second half
I love how emotional mark is at the beginning and he forgets to review the chip
As I was watching this I was eating soup and held up the spoon and just said eat the damn plate (chip) Mark.
Mark: I will do anything...
Me: except chew and swallow
This reminds me of when I was a kid I would lick the flavoring off of doritos and then put them back in the bag
Amy, *gently* : do you want to try the chip?
Mark: why would I do that?..
Truely disgusting, that “Takis” would do this horrible thing.
I find it funny that the most replayed part is actually people skipping the mopey intro
4:08
Do you want the takis for comparison
Mark : NoOo
“[Redacted]”? Oh mark, you are sticking to that joke better than I stuck to the last two years of life. And I love it.
Never Forgetti, the weird Spaghetti. Let us now dance…
NO. THATS ILLEGAL. BAD. we don't do *that* dance.