Which Urinal would you choose?
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I’d honestly just wait. Gotta follow the one stall rule
that’s the one rule that can never be broken no exceptions
giga chad moment
Nah bro it’s the guy in the middles fault he should’ve gone to 3 or 5 not our fault
@@Literally___Me I say just jump the one in #4
this sounds like my primary, I left ages ago but I can still remember the que for that one urinal at the end of the row
"Minimize damage" I have never heard a more accurate interpretation in my life.
Last one I’d go 4
Same 🗿
That’s what I was thinking 😂😂😂
He must use grammarly premium
Lmfao 😂😂
1965: we will have flying cars in 2022
2022: urinal test
this was two years ago
*2022
I've seen this thing years ago
This was from 2022 not 2024
this was 2022
Level 5: *piss in between the urinals*
Relatable
*uh oh*
Best comment
alternate between pissing in one and the other
Level 6: *use the sink*
"It's the sandwich thing, you wanna minimize damage" 💀
First comment
2nd comment
3rd comment
my man next Albert Einstein
@@Williamstaggs l
I was like “You don’t go” for the later ones
id just walk right out the bathroom on the last one fuck that
Yh me too
yeah for the last one you just wait lmfao
@@goobernugget0886 nah u use the stall
@@thomaslogan4074 what a menace
On the last one, just wait for one of them to leave
EXACTLYYYYY!!!!
tbh at least y'all get options, girls bathroom be having like 3 toilets and have to wait 2min to even get in 1 😭
@@chloeeig Bro have you seen boys toilets in schools sometimes there is sh£t on the wall or in the urinal
@@JamieEmmons well have u seen bloody taampons on the wall 😭
Dude is solving these urinal questions like maths problems 💀
“you don’t wanna be sandwiched between two guys” 💀💀
Ayo
NAHHHH💀
Woah
He got sandwiched in the end 💀
Maybe I do~ 🤤
Me in school test: *0 IQ*
Me in the Urinal: *69420 IQ*
Dr. MidOstrich8366 is an expert in Pissology
Bro stop these 69420 jokes they are not funny
@@JudgePlaysRoblox if you don't think its not funny than thats your opinion, maybe its funny for him so everyone can have a own opinion about something?
Me s$xty9420
Why h have to put the 69 in there
I don't use urinals, I use stalls lmao.
and I sit down to pee 🙃
Same
Same
Yeah like who in their right mind feels comfortable peeing in the open
@@dcdaresgay
Find a good urinal❌
Using the toilet stall✅
Bro, using the bathroom urinals has become more strategic than chess 💀
WE NEED HIKARU ON THE LAST ONE🗣️🔥🔊
Holy hell! En passant is forced!
OHHH
HES INITIATED THE DOUBLE BONGCLOUD@@patrickmiddleton1750
Fr
Where are the queens
“Minimize damage”
Like i’m going to play sword fighting with my shlong
Onguard⚔️
@@fantomreapr2374 😂
You don't?
@@CE7341 exactly!
This reply section and comment gives me live
As a girl, I do this with stalls I get pissed (no pun intended) when someone chooses the stall next to me when there’s other stalls free
The guy who chose 4 on the last one is a menace to society
“You don’t wanna be sandwiched between two guys”💀
says who
@@Banana-duck sam
Jesus Christ died for our sins and rose again put your trust in Jesus Christ. .
I do
@@LamarlovesJesus The most hilarous part about this is that it's under a gay quote
Never let them know your next move. I’m choosing the sink
How does this not have more likes?
That's obvious.
The bin is the only way to go 💪
@@PhoenixWrightAceAttorney yes
Just go in a stall at that point
Also what if somebody is using the sink
@@jordanscott6204 piss on your roommates pillow in an angelic way instead
*"Minimize Damage"* 😂
Sma-
Level 5: just wait a minute and ur good
The most awkward situation is when you don't manage to pee, so there's this awkward silence.
@Ulysses S. Grant but in a girl toilet nobody really sees or hears u right?
@Ulysses S. Grant idk how girls pee, like where the ray goes. But for us when we sit down it hits like the side of the toilet so you don't really hear anything. Maybe your ray is more vertical
@Ulysses S. Grant maybe don't go in frickin huge groups that's what's even more awkward
@@Laceh1ray? 😭
@@Laceh1A quick google search and some eye bleach should remedy that gap in knowledge.
My brain when the teacher asks me "what's 54 times 8?": 👁️👄👁️
My brain when I need to choose a urinal:
Bro at least pick an ez math question for the meme, like 27*3 lol
432?
@@AutZeroOneGotBanned its 270
@@yaeyde Nah 280
@@anthonymosbaugh4766 nah 694
Me who just waits for no one at the urinal
You need to include other factors: the door, sinks, walls( if so how big are they) and if stalls are open and have just wait a option
*takes the genocide route and pees on the floor*
Fr 💀
Bro unlocked the secret ending 💀
Satan: Broooooo...
Bro chose no mercy💀
Bro woke up and decided to be break the fourth wall💀💀💀💀
Me being a girl just being hella confused when he says “you wanna minimize damage”😂😂
Fr
It's actually rlly easy to recognize the pattern as a girl. Just don't be sandwiched and stay in corners the most
Im so glad my college just has stalls and no urinals, urinals are so awkward. Especially for me
@@FemboyKaiSakuYea, I can’t pee sometimes when other ppl are right next to me
@@FemboyKaiSaku the female bathroom can’t have urinals so idk what you expect
Those frist urinals looked like the costco ones💀
I love that every guy knows what to do 😂
“You wanna minimise damage”
💀
Lol💀
Lamo☠️
@@notjoeo_o3713
Lime💀
lema
Ligma
it also depends on how friendly the guys look
ayo💀
Bro what💀
fax 😏
😂Oh HeLl NaH 😂😂
Yea because the wrong one will snatch your dingalong
Me in level 5 be like:
I don't need to do that! I can use my superpower: THE POWER OF WAITING [*dies*]
BRO REALLY SAYD '' I AM A PEE SHY''
“If you’re a guy, you would choose where you would pee”
Me: *that tree over sure looks diddly darn nice*
same lol
White people things
lets wait until they find out *bathroom stalls* exist
Lol
fr
on level 5 the dude who chose stall 4 is just pure evil.. you cant deny it
We don't know that, maybe 2 and 6 were taken, so he had to go with 4, then 2 and 6 left, and 1 and 7 became occupied...
@@ItsSkyWasTaken how long is this man peeing for lmao 😂😂
"I would rather pee in the toilet"🤓🤓🤓
@@cm6380 Quite a while 😂
Well not really, I don’t think anyone in real life is going to share 4/7 of the stalls. He is actually being the most considerate for the other 2
Bear Grylls is drooling over this video lol 💀
If there wasn't one empty space between the urinals, then I wait.
*Level 5: “Checkmate…”*
Bro I'd just pee on the wall at that point 😂
Lol bruh
Pov: Girls watching this be like: ……
Fr like I'm lost 🤨
@@ebony7087 don't worry
It's like girls choosing clothes feeling
Bad POV
I got them all right as a girl lmfao
@@StewieGriffith_1 wdym neither
In the last two I would just wait till one Man go away
The urinal test hard edition💀
Never let them know your next move
Wait 🗿☕
ur pfp is perfect for this but 176 likes and no replies? lemme fix that
Pov: it's emergency and you can't wait 😂
@@Xavier-be8tbfatherless
Lol the toilet
Piss in the stall
"minimize damage" 💀💀💀
This comment needs reply’s so here’s one
Yoo
💀💀💀
😂😂😂
Yeah women, guys explode when too close to each other in the urinal
The ppl on lvl 5 r menaces😂
Bro peeing is 1 of the most hardest equations boys can ever come up with
"You don't wanna be sandwiched between 2 guys"
Bold of you to assume.
Lol same
i just pee in the same urinal
@@virturegd5247idk what to say like bro💀
@@virturegd5247tbh in the girls bathroom if ppl are in the toilet u just have to wait lol so not even an option
AND WE ARE BACK, LADI… GENTLEMEN, WE ARE BACK WITH THE URINAL TEST!!!
LOL
“you dont wanna be sandwiched between two guys”
“You don’t wanna be sandwiched between two guys to minimize damage” bro what is this 😭
thank God in my area there are walls between them
👁️👄👁️
Imagine peeing next to a tall person
@@elzbietamalaga2304 I am myself a tall person 🗿🍹
@@Mrdipbhai 💀💀
Lol right but I can't imagine men wanting to be exposed infront of other men just to pee...!?🤔🤔🤔 Why not use the stalls? Hmm well maybe they're gay
In my area too (in some place).
Final one is basically just checkmate 💀
I’d fuck over the guy that went in the middle so 3 or 5
Jokes on you, i piss my pants
THIS THE ONLY EXAM I'M ACING💀💀
"97% agree"
The other three percent:
My goals are beyond your understanding
They gay
for the last one id just wait so id wash my hands before peeing then once someone leaves take one
what?
U stole my name
I do the same but just start twerking and dancing around instead of washing my hands
but then the washing would be useless because... you just dont get it
With that one I'd pee next to the guy who chose to create that situation by going in the middle, just out of spite
For the last one I would just hold it in
I litterally agreed on every single one and idk how I ended up on the same page as sam
As a girl, we almost always understand cause (at least at my school) we all skip a stall. That middle stall is hell because no matter what your doing someones gonna hear. I once went to the restroom and there was someone in the middle and I literally waited for 10 minutes for whoever she was to leave the stall
Exactly but here the threat is sneaky-peek we don't trust anybody in this thing.
Skill issue
I swear.. and also, I always go to the stalls on the end. I WILL WAIT- it’s just awkward sometimes 💀💀
@@VYDEOS2 wdym
@@idontknowwho1728 it’s a skill gap simple as that
Never let them know your next move:
Wait for them to leave
👍
whoever went in the middle on the last one is a menace 💀💀
"You don't want to be sandwiched between 2 guys" speak for yourself sam
Sounds like a fun time
WHAT!?!?
“I can’t think of a universe where you’d volunteerly want to sit next to guys”
*Gigachad theme starts playing*
You made me laugh
screw being considerate, the guys in the last few tests clearly weren’t
level 4/5 : wait for them to leave
On the last one I would just wait😂 but same option if I had to choose
But if they were the homies, I would join in. Two fountains in one urinal lol
Assert dominance by peeing in the same urinal as the strongest man there.
Cockfighting 😎
How does this not have more likes?😂
Sword fight! Who has the mightiest Stream? 🤣
“May the best stream win”
"Hey what son do for living?"
"Oh he selects which urinal he wants"
"Minimize Damage" 💀
I don’t pee in urinals. I haven’t for years. I either don’t go to the bathroom at all and hold it until I get home or I go into a stall.
Why this much insecurity tho
@@sk-qr5yp for me at least it's because of the dirtiness of public bathrooms in most places.
Cause where’s the privacy in those unirlas right next to each other awful design with no wall covering each one. Fck no some weirdos next to you could easily see your pipi
I'm kinda embarrassed using urinals
@@sk-qr5yp it’s not insecurity they are just dirty, and disgusting and it’s weird to piss next to someone you don’t know, who could easily look at your dick while pissing it’s just gross
“You want to minimize damage”-Sam
😂
‘You want to minimise damage’ -Sambucha
This is literally an anti social test
I'm pretty antisocial and I agree. A lot of men don't care if they really need to do the business. I guess the fact that we take tests like this is proof enough that we're lamer than the average men.
I always go to the stalls. I need that extra privacy.
Especially when there's no dividers
for nu reasin i go tu teh verry right 1
me 2
Same
but then the whole bathroom hears it.
Girls: which stall should I go to? Oh yeah it doesn't matter 🤩
I guess but we have these people just crowding the restroom😭
@@TheyKilledKennyBastards omg ikr it's so annoying but it's good that girls look out for each other lmao
Yea but you always have to sit down on the disgusting toilets
@@Sacrifeast true 😭😭
@@Sacrifeast I do not sit on a public toilets I hover, or cover the seat with toilet paper
Bro is playing strategy games with Urinal Stalls.
Me on every question: Wait for the stall to be free
Lest all just be honest. If a person took our spot in a public bathroom we'd all just wait
Let's*
"You wanna minimize damage"
BRO WDYM?!?!?
Btw " 69%" of respondents agree
LOL
😂😂 you will never understand
One word : size
....Eeeeemotional Daaaamage
@@jai9919 🤣🤣.. oh.. oh wait...
😶😶
@@dutchvanderlinde9198 uhmmm...
Can we explain pls??
The real villain is the guy who went 4 in the last one 😂
"You wanna minimize damage " got me rolling on the floor
If there’s more than one person peeing I wait even if there are 7 stalls
You're odd for that
Why? U ok? Leaving one open is more than enough
@@guccikip3055 are you this person who comes the urinal next to you even if nobody is there
I would just use the stall
Pee in the fucking stall bro, is that not what you do at home?
in our school it is unspoken language to just wait for people to finish, NEVER EVER STAND NEXT TO SOMEONE ELSE!
Wait for someone to finish💀
and then there's the one kid who doesn't know the unspoken rules.
Same lol
Bro literally read my mind
Hgvghvvh vhv
level 5: you just wait until someone is done😂
I like how humans have evolved to make an unwritten law about what toilet to go to in a public bathroom
Me: *being a normal girl and not worrying about these things*
Also Me: *Getting All Of The Answers Right* 🤔
It’s not hard test it’s common sense
The thing is that he isnt always right
It's pretty common sense to be honest
I’m a simple man, wait for 5, 6, and 7 to not be occupied and then pick 7.
On last one, I’d wait tbh
I have a shy ass bladder. I’m taking the stall no matter the circumstances 😅
Me too if some one is next to me my pee doesnt come out
@yourlocal.shaebaeand? If you didnt wanna know about urine then dont watch a video on urine
@@99Em07fr, was about to say exactly that
@@bleronimeri4302same. Even to the point where i really really need to go but it just wont come out. Even hurts.
Stall supremacy
“You don’t want to be sandwiched between two guys”
Don’t?
?
Yea i was thinking the same
Down horrendous
Ayo
@@needlespoon4734 nah
I did good but when he said”less the damage” I started dying😂
bro the guy in urinal 2 for level 4 is a menace
Never let them know your next move. I’m choosing the woman’s bathro-
And they were never heard from again
And also get hard
Lmaooo
LMAO@@SpitfireKitty
lmao
Me being a girl and getting them all right
My stupid brain: Does this mean I am actually a guy?!😅
bro samee. like tell my brain to leave me alone. um not trying to be gay
well the last one the answer is actually wait about 30 seconds for someone to leave and then choose one
Sammee
idk but apperantly your smart in this shit
Jesus Christ died for our sins and rose again put your trust in Jesus Christ. .
The best answer for the last two is wait until one of the other guys leaves
“Urinal test, hard edition” bro that’s impossible
i tricked myself into thinking the men arent peeing but rather staring at you as you make your choice and now im terrified
oh god
Lol
"To avoid damage" 💀💀💀
This is the first time i figured out people cared about which urinal they go to
At my school everyone just chills until there’s a normal spot
This isn’t something we have to think about…. This is instinct
Yeah, just go right next to the biggest guy and piss next to him. Start up some small talk, and walk away when you are done. Maybe make some eye contact, and bam you did a good thing.
Amen brotha!
Fr all his answers I just answered immediately
Factual