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OK - how many watched this just to see the shot of William saying âGran doesnât let me have KFCâ?
Can confirm
I would be willing to believe being able to walk fast and talk Welsh is a frequent combination. They get breathing exercises in place names after all.
I'm Welsh. It is đ
Or they add two minutes on for other people to try to understand the Welsh before moving on to the English.
On the contrary, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch takes no time at all to say!
@@meowmocha12 Meow's high school teacher: "OH SH&%^%$#!!! He padded his history research project again!"
The cow at the window: â Just in case youâve run out of milk,I can save you from going to the shopsâ đ€Łđđ€Łđ
Nosy Cow !
Oy, that's my brother on your plate!
The girl who looks like she was dragged through a hedge backwards - her mother said - What on earth did you do today??? and she said "nothing much" Very funny, was in the newspapers
2:34 - From her tie, I'm guessing she's a Hufflepuff?
3:27 - Hee-hee! I used to love that song when I was younger! This sign is cute!
I thought the same! wish my school had the same colors as my hogwarts house
Loved this, and this Brit in the USA is now homesick. Cheers!
same here. And yes, I've also had that strange conversation about lollipop ladies that makes Americans nervous!
@@MsGrandunion My BBF came to GB with me years ago, and saw boxes of Frosties in the shops. Until then, she thought it was just some pet name my family had for them....ooh, making them nervous?! My mind is a tip, and spinning with that!
Same.. I miss rain. In so cal
Can you explain the lollipop ladies thing. I don't think I'm British enough, I don't understand it
@@keirasiobhan They have a pole with a round sign at the top, so it resembles a lollipop. It's that simple, and comes from a time when only women did that job, like "metre maids". Hope that helps.
This is such a british thing. So much culture in this and i love it
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Absolutely brilliant and all true! Just needed rain in the fish and ship/telephone box picture and it would have been 100%.
The morose seagull on the top of the telephone kiosk is good too. Waiting for the fish and chip shop to open.
"King of Disabled Badgers" LOL
Of course Piers Morgan isn't Home Alone 2's Pidgeon Lady; she had a heart.
Yes, you have to be a heartless narcissistic to be a liberal, so makes sense.
Oh piers has a heart đ its a strong đȘ but spiky one. Xxđ€đ€đ€, ita everyone else hearts that r too squishy and soppy!! X
@@ReneeWright69 Looks like _somebody_ made the choice to dig through CZcams posts looking for comments to get offended by, huh? The time and effort it takes to be so victimized by other people's right to make their own decisions; it must be exhausting!
Piers a liberal? đđđđđđđđ
So true.
The anecdote with 17 Earl of Oxford just kill me outright.
"You drive for two hours. The local accent has changed twice"
Twice? More like 25 times
Comparing Piers Morgan to the pidgeon lady is an offense to Brenda Fricker, and all pigeon ladies. They've got more dignity and deserve more respect.
I was just coming here to say that. Sheâs got a bloody Oscar, ffs!
Leave Piers alone !
Piss Morgan is a Creep!! ....I'll make you right there xx
American English, English English.... Australian.
âDude, NONE of the sounds that fell out of your face are English. Do you want a breakfast burrito or not?â
The young school girl: "It's hell out there mum and dad!!"
It's a prequel to Minnie The Minx
Good one Brian. đ
the longer I looked at that picture, the more I laughed.
M&S didn't make that sandwich gay. It was gay from birth, they just made it đ*FAB-U-LOUS*đ
Have they done a Bacon Lettuce and Mayo one yet?
As an American, we actually did simplify, or shorten, the English spellings. All because newspaper ads charged by the letter.
They do here too, but we still like our 'proper' spelling.
No wonder why you guys didn't pronounced the "T" s so much. Like button - buddon, letter - ledder etc. Sorry, not to offense anyone.
Nah, all because two different people wrote dictionaries. Samuel Johnson in Britain and Noah Webster in the US. Adverts are usually column centimetre (or inches).
@@Tony_Baloney_69420 - itâs more like but-n
Loved this, and I'm not even a Brit. Been on this side of the pond (the US) all my life, but hope to visit England someday.
Come visit!
Don't just visit England! Do the tour and see Wales, Scotland and the *whole* of Ireland, not just the little bit Britain still owns.
Please do, but don't just see London and Stratford on Avon - London is nothing like the rest of the country and Stratford is just a Shakespeare theme park.
Get away from the tourist hot spots and see the *real* Britain. It's rather nice ! đ
@@Kevin-mx1vi
Indeed.
If it's winter when you visit then check out Lewes Bonfire festival
If it's summer (our two days that is) then...
ANYWHERE other than London
If it's raining then ok... London (You'll spend most of your time on the Underground anyway) !
You will be warmly welcomed everywhere in Britain.. except London.
I once read this in the UK book of Heroic Failures.
In a small town some workmen arrived to install a mail collection box but they didnât have the special key to adjust the metal band that went around the pole. So they slipped the hoop over the top of the wooden pole but alas it got stuck at seven feet above the ground. It stayed this way for a week.
When the workmen arrived and adjusted the mailbox to the correct height, they found a few letters inside it, apparently a ladder was provided.
I've got that book too!
Sounds like a great book to get.
I've got it too! The handbook of The Not Terribly Good Club of Great Britain! Stephen Pyle.
@@carolroberts4614 I forgot how high it was
I think it may have been nine feet! But the Mail Must Get Through!
The last one with Piers Morgan. OH! OH! Lmao! đ€Łđđ€Łđ
Just realised how ridiculous Lollypop lady actually sounds. Love it more now!
Wait till they visit here and check out our flash flood markers and Migrants Crossing signs.
we have zebra crossings and lollipop ladies in Australia also. They are call that because the sign they carry to stop traffic looks like a giant lollipop.
Had a bird who told me she 'likes it rough!' so I dropped her off in Essex. HEYO! Greetings from Canada! LOL
9:01 The extra two minutes is after they give up trying to read Welsh and read the bottom sign.
7:00 In the Netherlands, that was (and still is) the ideal situation.
The church nearby, so you can confess, go back out of the church, sin, go back into church, -brag- confess again and leave.
And then have lunch
Oh he's the pigeon lady alright! He can't fool me!
Hilarious. And piers is the pigeon lady. Or the pigeon if you measured by brains
Hahaha, Prince William seemingly staring longingly in KFC's window. His grandma actually owns a plot of land with a retail park on it, it has a McDonalds, perhaps he could get a freebie there.
His grandma actually owns a plot of land called the United Kingdom.
@@richard6440 ... Close, but no cigar, lol.
@@richard6440 not true...she owns only a small bit
@@Iristoddlewis the royal family are the biggest landowners in England. and if they want your ' freehold ' land, they can buy it. its called compulsory purchase .
@@richard6440 The government (national or local) can obtain a compulsory purchase order and it requires clear purpose for the public benefit. It does not become personal property of anybody.
Re: Sweet Caroline being banned. I suppose Come on Eileen is out of the question?
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Look, if you've both got a recent negative test, or are vaccinated, you do you.
Had to pause when I got to the Top Gear one. đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Absolutely hilarious đ
We're early....
In my country they say that British are unpleasant people with no sense of humor, I actually think they are the best genuine comicians, I love them
Dry British humor is lost on many people, Americans included. But my favorite comedians are all British: Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie, and of course all the guys from Monty Python's Flying Circus.
@@fogweaver5633 agree they are legends
bruh we are the opposite of unpleasant people
in the south stranger's never speak to you and in the North strangers are mean to you but you can always make a friend or two at the pub no matter where you are
@@woooooooooooooooooooooooo haha yes that's true
I'm in the South and we do talk to each other!
If drive 100 miles in The USA you get a different accent and lost
Perhaps on the east coast or the south...not so much out west as you would still be in the same part of the same state!
Living on the edge of a Federal park, one of our new landmates started freaking out because there was a car parked on the track above our land so was reaching for her rifle. I told her to chill, went up to the car openly, waved and asked if everything was okay. They, too, had found themselves in the horror movie scenario of running out of fuel in the middle of nowhere among hostile hillbillies. I got them the gas we use for the emergency generator and got them back on their way wishing everyone would just chill the f*ck out.
Lots of different divisions within the US and not all of them appear on maps.
@@xo2quilt true the west coast is so generic.
@@irenec7665 yeah? Take a slow drive around the Emerald Triangle afternoon evening, some time.
Best to you and yours.
@@margolockwood9323 Telling a stranger to take a drive around the Emerald Triangle in the evening. You have a strange definition of "best". I drive battered old Jeeps that belong up here, and still get out of dodge before the sun hits the ridge anywhere I won't be recognized. Especially on "Murder Mountain".
As a Spaniard, the paella fucking killed me. I have to admit it was quite useful tho lmfao
"bread rolls have a new name"
me: why didn't they just say cob?
"Cob" as in corn on the cob??
Bread roll, barm, barmcake, bap, breadcake, cob, bun...
@@Tricia_K the different names for things definitely trips us up!! Roll or bun are the only ones you mention that I would recognize.
@@xo2quilt As a Forces brat (my late father was in the RAF) we'd move around a lot, and though I'd quickly pick up some of the local accent (something I still do to this day, without even realising it!), it was not knowing the "right" words for stuff that would mark you as an "outsider" - in fact, just one incident of asking for a bap (Suffolk) instead of a bread bun (Lincolnshire) at the local chippy one lunchtime, got me teased so badly that I soon ended up refusing to go at all - true story! Where I live now though (East Yorkshire), the exact same thing is known as a breadcake - which I have to say, makes the least sense of all imho!
It's a breadcake, you heathen!
I speak Welsh and can confirm that my pace is significantly faster than others.
Shwmae! Mae mor braf dod o hyd i siaradwr Cymraeg arall ar youtube o'r diwedd!
Wir, does neb yn ymddangos i siarad o ar CZcams
@@RiverLaozu Mae'n gwneud i fy nghalon boen meddwl bod y Gymraeg yn iaith sy'n marw y dyddiau hyn đđ
I gotta learn to speak Welsh so I can walk at 500 MPH. đ
â@@CharleyWales1999 Do you have a teaching blog?
Great collection. Absolutely spot on.
1:11 in Australia, you drive for 4 days and your on the other side of the county
I had a similar thought about Canada. Hopping in the car and driving for 12 hours is a normal thing to do for me.
The builder needs a national award.
The Black Death sign is very true!
William! Don't tell Porky's You and your good wife Catherine get on the Blower and order a Takeaway!! So your Highness stop telling Porky Pies!!!! lol đ€đŹđ§đŹđ§
8:45 the Evergreen captain trained here...
7:12 - yep, there's something special about Sheffield. I was in the loo at their City Council building, and cracked up when I saw this notice - "Fire wardens whose areas of responsibility include this toilet should, in an emergency, ensure that evacuation is complete."
0:38. If that blacked out word is what we all think it is, I can't see that poster ever being approved by the Advertising Standards Authority.
6:17. I know that shop! Not far from where I grew up in East London. Been there a few times.
Forget the blacked out word. They even approved the use of the word 'twat' đ€Ł
The RBS message was great... đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
That poor little girl! đ„șđ€Ł
That white fiat 500's plate was pretty good!!
Saw a Smart car about 6 yrs ago stopped at Traffic lights, lady driver, plate read - YE 51 WAX- She saw we read it and as I looked up, chuckling, she saw me and smiled!! đ
Iâm British and this stuff is so true
You're right it really is đ
7:10 I'm Sheffield born & bred and we're all fine, thank you. Our City Council... not so much! :D
Please explain that one...
That was pretty damn funny!
06:22 Its nice to know that the designer actually mocked this up rather than just enhancing an actual screenshot, but in that they made a _fatal_ flaw. Orange UK ceased to exist in 2010 when merged with T-Mobile UK to become EE (Everything Everywhere). However iMessage wasn't launched until *2011.*
We had a store in town for several decades called âMags and F*gsâ (minus the *). It was the best magazine shop in town. I worked in bookstores and just had the usual mass-market magazines so if someone came in looking for something niche we would send them there. Anyone who didnât know of the shop would look askance at you and you would have to explain the they sold magazines and cigarettes. (The fact that the owners were gay and it was as much a play on words was something that most people knew).
I had been sending people there for several years. One day a man came in for a military magazine if I recall and I directed him there. He look SHOCKED, more shocked than usual. In my mind I re-ran what I has said and realized that I said âforâ instead of âandâ! I was horrified.
I apologised and assured him that that I would never deliberately call it what I did. Iâm not sure he was convinced but he didnât say anything else about it.
And wouldnât you know it that from then on I would catch myself saying âforâ instead of âandâ⊠I had to stop just before âandâ to make sure that I said it instead of âforâ.
I genuinely laughed out loud at 8:08 XD
All of those are true. I lived in the UK for 3 years. Despite some setbacks, not the worst time in my life.
Brilliant! I particularly liked the driving in the US and UK with accents changing twice. đ€Ł
And the quirky music goes so well with the video. đ€ŁđđŒ
I can drive for four hours and still be in *Massachusetts*, and thatâs one of the smallest states.
0:28 im ashamed to say that made me laugh more than it should have
The twister flag one is on my street! Everything goes at Brighton's pride :)
2:40 aww, bless her little cotton socks.
Ok, so I'm an old person in need of a laugh or two.. these are amazing but some of them go by too fast for me to adjust how I'm looking at them thru my spooty trifocals and still have time to read them.... lol
I typically put the video on pause, read the comment and skip to the next by pressing the right arrow key which makes the video jump ahead by 5 seconds
@@dutchguy977 thanks so much for the advice!
@@nooneanymoore9971 Just be aware that after a video ad the the video will have to be pause again
@@dutchguy977 gotcha, thanks!
If you tap on the 3 dots at the top of the page you can slow and speed up the videos, I put this one on 50% (it should just reset its self on the next video).
0:33 The last (uncensored) word of the ad is much more wonderfully offensive than the one that has been censored, but the (US American I assume) poster does not even know what it means ...
I noticed that as well! XD
@@samanthakennedy8761 In the UK "twat" means a moron, idiot, dipshit" In the US it means something else entirely lol
@@justmeiniowa
Twat actually means "Pregnant Goldfish"
In Oz you get called a (fkun) Chooch which is a pregnant donkey !
In British English the coarser meaning of the word refers to an intimate part of the female anatomy.
@@stephenphillip5656 DUH !
Naw..It's "You don't choose the Mail. The Mail chooses you." That's older than grandad's socks, that is. *** sidenote Be thankful I can still spell a bit, and managed the correct placement of the "c" and "s" and in the proper amount in the word "socks". Socks is a dangerous word if you get a "rambunctious "c" and it just decides it wants to be up in the driver's letter. It's dangerous to switch consonants in mid-sentence. You wonder what the neighbours must think. ... and poor old grandad's got cold feet . No report in on Willie, and you know what, I really do not want to know. He might not. Old and cold. Not the combo you'd be looking for. Cheers ;)
Too funny. If that is not Pierce then it must be his sister.
I thought it was James May!
4:30 almost made me spit my drink out...lol
0:45 Steal the mail. Itâs a once in a lifetime opportunity
2:06 now I think abt this, it is so true đ
That Cornwall ad is dope.
Ruddy cracking đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
At 1:08 you can change âin the same part of the countryâ to âin Texasâ and it would still be true.
It's true. We measure travel in hours, not miles. đ
The top gear one had me creased
Genuinely funny đ
I actually checked that car reg was right đ€Ł
Superb. Thank you. Now, I'll change my "local accent" for the third time today (I was the exact same man who, when you stopped to ask for directions, gave them to you --- "Bristol? Hang a left." "Oxford? They admitted YOU?! Go back thru Bristol." "Portsmouth? Return to Oxford and start again." I was amazed when, each time, not only did you not recognize me, you also thought that I knew what I was talking about. So I figure you ended up somewhere near Paris. No? Turkey? REALLY? Wow. That's some drive. Need directions back to Bristol?). [Note: Obviously this message is from America. The word "seemed" --- which, if I had been a Brit, would appear at least 18 times in it --- appears not once.]
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2:45 - also in Spanish: 13 de Abril del 2021
3:45 - envying that sheep
4:20 - I call that excellent service
5:40 - đž
6:04
Have a great day â ïž
We have Zebra crossings here in Barbados too but I've never heard of Lollipop ladies
I and roughly 2 mins in and I was just telling my dad about the thing with zebra crossings and I just found out there are pelican crossing!?
Also this is the funniest thing I have seen in a while and after a really bad week and cancelled netball practice this is just what I need. Thanks, Memes Time.
If you think that's cool then allow me to tell you that Pegasus crossings are a thing too (Also Toucan and Puffin).
Toucan crossings are for pedestrians and cyclists because 2 can cross...
3:35. Can we take a moment to appreciate the kid named Telemachus?
And Tony who is 36.
I've never had a problem with Welsh road signs, I'm dyslexic all road signs are in Welsh.
Made me Laugh Out Loud! LOL xx
I just felt the urge to apply for a job at royal mail... wonder why ;) xD
5:05 - I would so buy it
At 3:40, who names a kid Telemachus??? đŠđ€Ł
arenÂŽt they just adorable ... ;))))
. Thanks. Luvit. I gave it a thumbs up. I'll view the next one in Cornwall.
7:48 Ahh Tinie Tempah or as my mother affectionately calls him âLittle Angryâ.
So true - loved these! (from a BritđđŹđ§)
Lol, some good ones there.
I want a Bindicator.
The weirdest thing though about USA and the biggest difference with the UK is that some of these pranks, jokes, pettiness, could have easily ended in bloodshed in the USA.
That is weird to think about... (UK person)
â@@Merip1214UK as well Not native but I am getting there.
Love the Cornwall message!
I live in Cornwall, Ontario; so it really threw me off.
Love the Paella!
Brilliant....
Thumbnail of school-girl is at the 2:34 mark. She looks so over school that she may never return again.
i thought the cannon in the 2012 olympic opening ceremony with eric idle singing was classic british humour
The incessant ads for that "online rpg" (I won't name it, you know it) have become two-minute-long sagas
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0:35 Yes, I love ads that simultaneously gross me out and calls me bad words. LoL
5:42 & 9:12 LoL
Love them all!
The Bird Lady is nothing like Piers Morgan. The Bird Lady is kind, unlike Morgan.
7:00 has that supermarket got a hairdresser in there??? (salon fryzjerski)
I guess you have to be British to get it. But then I'm American and only speak simple English.
Brit in America, giggling...or, lol?!
When you watch enough vids of the UK that you use the UK term "central reservation" on a 911 call when reporting a car accident on the freeway, you (I) may be watching too many UK vids!!
@@xo2quilt , if you were watching too many, you would have said motorway, lol.
@@louisejohnson6767 So true, but the 911 operator didn't know what a central reservation was!! Good thing I didn't say it was by the slip road!!
@@carabiner7999 Depends how funny the joke act prank punking was.
3:37 who calls their kid Telemachus, isn't that an ancient name
People of Greek ancestry, and yes, it's an ancient Greek name! :-D