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"Beware of wife, dog is ok." Absolutely relatable.
Is there a "Warning. Hazardous Mother in Law?"
Asking for a friend.
The "Tub Thumper" guy and the "ex gf stopped by" guys are evil geniuses! 🤣 And the "Live Laugh Love with Data" guy is definitely keeper!
i agree on the the tubthumber guy - kind of creepy though --
but my brain is eventually broken -- i did not get the "time travel ex girl friend stopping by" thing.... (maybe my english is not as good as i thought either)
The Tub thumper guy deserves a medal
“Be unstoppable “
Probably not the best placement for that phrase......
But hilarious!!!!
😂😂😂
😂💀😂
🤣I thought the same thing..
I scrolled down before typing the same thing. 1:30 (and part of the reason I don't consume fluids while watching videos.)
😂😂😂
That flamingo!!
And the 30-second birthday is hilarious. Who wouldn't laugh at that?
Sadly I had to re read that like three times before 🤦 it hit me.
Finding Skeletor was like finding Waldo. I can see why his wife was having a hard time. 😆🤣😂
I cant find it lol
@@monkeymunchie9717 😆 I will give a hint to one...the snow one, look to the right. See that purple smug? Lol
@@nightshade1621 the one on the bottom is the blue ripped fabric right?
@@monkeymunchie9717 -6:18 lol yes at the bottom. In the snow photo, he is in purple on the right, and the black and white photo...he is squatting to the left.
The "Alien" ultrasound pic was freaking inspired! My favorite of all. Loved it!
My wife speaks only Spanish. The ultra sound lady did a video tape with notations of her limited Spanish knowledge. Twins...by the way. She noted the boys head ...instead of cabeza ... head, she typed Calabasa 😒 🤣 pumpkin head. We had a good laugh. 👍 😊 Happy Thanksgiving. Both are healthy, now, 27 years old.
That tub thumping one was hilarious! 🤣 If it was me at the bar, I couldn't be mad cuz I'd have to give him props for it because it was clever!
"Booty pic to survive".....makes sense to me.
Perv
I see you are a man of culture as well.
Yep. Gotta have that motivation!
Wait, there are tampons with motivational quotes printed on the packaging? That's genious!!! Someone bring that to my country please 🤣🤣🤣
Halls cough drops do too
@Jamie Pritchard, nah, some end with a short drop, and a sudden stop.
@Jamie Pritchard Jaime you're right. I now homeschool my little boy and that is what he is working on right now. Nothing looks better than a properly spelled and punctuated sentence. Thank you for the point out, it doesn't offend me😉.
@@notahotshot thank you notahotshot for having my back, very nice of you.😁
Never, ever, ever, EVER try to motivate or cheer up a GF at that time of month. The only action that will stop you getting eaten is non-specific-commiseration and the occasional 3am chocolate run to the convenience store.
2:20 Dad bought Mom a new mask...
It was so Savage...
Adam Savage
🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂
same
Okay, but the Live, Laugh, Love frame job was epic. It is the only acceptable use of that phrase.
Tub-thumping was on another level! That was fun.
I did that once with Kid Rock’s Bawitdaba. KR doesn’t have as many fans as he thinks he does.
Zac Noel loca people (wtf) would of been a scream.
yeah that was some next level trolling, damn i laughed, i never knew the name of that song, i'll now add it to my "working in the garage play list".
I used to work with a woman whose husband was overseas and she was very pregnant.
One day, I was helping her do her grocery shopping and when we got to the counter, I shouted out--"I don't care if it IS mine, I'M NOT GONNA MARRY YOU!!" and stomped out of the store.
She started hitting me as soon as she got to the car, and I couldn't stop laughing.
Yer an evil barstud for thinking of this before me!
@@geraldfrost4710 Thank you very much.
😂😂😂
The Zombie Face in front of the Baby Monitor got me good!
The yippee ki yay was a hilarious
I loved it
I don't get it 😭😭😭pls explain
I don't get it I'm probably not old enough 😂
@@mazda_rt24-p you're not alone 😭😭😭😭
I immediately thought of what comes after the yippie ki yay as soon as I saw it as well XD
After 38 years of marriage, I thoroughly enjoyed all of these!
Hey, that’s space balls.
I showed this to my husband and at the first sound of a laugh and head shake, I warned him 'don't you even think about it'!.....he says, then why did you show it to me....I thought you were suggesting I needed new material!....husbands, gotta love them!
Otherwise they aren’t a husband they”re a burden :)
@@monkeybandit222 hey, monkey.... were you ever told that self affiliation is necessary and the best factor utilized to determine successful relationships? Maybe, men aren't what you, Monkey are best companioned with? Maybe, once you acknowledge who you are, you can then get a better understanding of what/who you're attracted to? I am a woman who dreads the sickening thought of real Men being banished from society and put on a corner left to deteriorate!!!uuugh! What a gut wrenching possibility!
@@chereejohnson2400 sorry if I gave you the wrong pretense but I’m a man. And I agree it would not be a good thing
@@monkeybandit222 😹😹😹😹😹😹THAT was just awesome!!!! 😹😹😹😹💙💋
I was on a train once talking to a nice couple and they told me they where from Alabama. They made a joke about inbreeding and I immediately said me and my fiance where cousins. She was also holding our baby. I was smiling but the look of dread on her face when the whole train car was looking at us made it worth it.
The person who wrote "walk like a champion", CLEARLY has never had a menstrual in there life!!! Walk like a champion, riggghhhhttt.
When my GF started using the cup, I said it was a sensible idea since you could use the 40oz big-gulp from 7-11 on those extra heavy days. I was shocked at the number of her friends who thought I was serious!
Read the tampons
@@felishrhodes6428 "Can you at least buy me dinner first?"
@@immortalsofar5314
Have you seen the video about women asking men how a pad is applied?
🧐
"Walk like you're dying."
I seriously haven't laughed/cried this hard in months. You totally made my day!
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
last one with a twist. Wife notices right away the rake but leaves it to see how long husband will last before he tries to "bring it to her attention".
That would be EXACTLY what my wife would do. And I know she would, so I would not fall for it.
Ending: rake will be our new national flag FOREVER.
@@GinoMEGuain All hail the rake.
Chumbawumba has me rolling!
"I pledge allegiance to the rake of the united states of America."
These make me miss my late husband. But on another note it might be better he’s dead. I had plenty of these EVERY FRIGGING DAY. Like when he tested the new motion sensor light by putting it across from my side of the bed. And if anyone wondered I didn’t kill him.
I'm so sorry for your loss, but it sounds like he kept things funny between you two. Think up some good ones, so that when you finally meet him again, you can totally pay him back in the afterlife. 💝😅
So sorry for your loss. You must miss him very much. None of my boyfriends did anything fun. If I did, they didn't reacted. I never married. 😆
Dad's alone with their kids.
Yes, there's a reason my kids have been playing AD&D since they were toddlers
4:51 photo taken seconds before murder.
If that is what kills me I'd die a satisfied man
The words to finish "Yippee (Yo) Ki Yay" that immediately spring to my mind are "Get along little doggies." No naughty words in that to apologize to the wife for.
Re-watch the movie "die-hard".
I had to think about it, but it came to me.
Yo that one when he got his girls attention by mentioning the ex, im stealing that one lololol
When my daughter, 14, and I were shopping for a Baby gift for a friend she grabbed me around the neck and gave me a hug and said thank you mom for letting me keep this one I promise this will be my last time. Her boy from who was with us left.
Clever 😂😂😂
Are ANY of these men still living?
😂
no, i think we lost them, they will be remembered for their bravery, there’s nothing they could do to such rage of a woman
The Coroner ruled all to be “Death by Suicide” even the one with a knife in his back!
I drove my GF to the gynaecologist and the receptionist mentioned that it was his birthday that day. I asked her how mischievous was she feeling? Knowing me, she asked "What do you have in mind?" I suggested we could take a sharpie into the bathroom and write "Happy birthday" somewhere appropriate. She decided not but both she and the receptionist thought it was a funny idea and the receptionist cracked out laughing the moment we walked in the door 6 months later.
Many of these remind me that I am safe, boring and unimaginative in too many areas of life…
I mean, remotely playing Chumbawumba on the jukebox - over and over - where your wife is hanging with her friends , come ON! That dude is some kind of awesome!
Proof, dad jokes are genetic.
Sometimes, you just have to really listen, and laugh! Guys are creative in their own way!
4:53 I looked at this photo for awhile before I noticed the cat.
Well, there's a LOT to see for sure
LOL, My sister does that with the changing songs on the juke box garbage, its so funny. She hides her ipad and changes the song to music she likes like Bob Segar. I got her to love him years back and for my 37th birthday she took me to his concert in Chicago, 3rd row right in the front. Shes the best.
LOVE these!!! My kind of sense of humor. 👍😂
Me too.
Tubthumping and the Alien ultrasound...cool
Rake in the flagpole. After years of his shenanigans you just get to the point where it's considered "Same stuff, different day" 😂
Wife or mom: what did you give baby for breakfast?
Me: ground glass, barb wire , and H2SO4 ACID. sounds good.
Except for literally 2 clips, the entire thing made me laugh.👍👍👏
I want that Terry Crews pillow 😄
I wish I could ❤️your comment!
Especially if it has his "Big African Arms". 😉 I need the sign for my fence
There is a company which makes pillows out of the picture you send. Not to advertise for them, but if you don't know about them, look up the website and laugh your arse off!
@@geraldfrost4710 I've seen pet pillows, so funny. Maybe I'll get myself a Terry pillow for my birthday lol
@@Tanny.M I just thought about getting a pillow of my ex-wife. "I could fill it with catnip, film the mayhem, and make a mint!"
Spit! I just finished a bottle of wine, and I'm not sure whether this idea is good or bad.
Call me crazy but 1:29 is kinda sweet in a weird way to me.
The company that makes Jaffa Cakes did exactly the same thing, for tax purposes. For some unknown reason, biscuits and cakes in the UK have different VAT (sales tax) rates. 20% for biscuits, but 0% for cakes (the numbers may have changed since then, it was some years ago and VAT rates have changed). To prove to the tax authorities should have the lower VAT rate attributable to cakes, they baked a cake-sized one.
The legal difference for the taxman’s purposes is that a biscuit (cookie) is hard when fresh, but soft when stale and a cake is soft when fresh, but hard when stale. So that crunchy Jaffa Cake you just ate was very stale!
A very British clip in the middle there.
First one i wouldnt mind that at all, finding Han tbh lol
Riiiiight??
I wouldn’t too upset, about the Jeff Goldblum shower curtain, either.. 😉
You are all fucking sick. Thank you. I love it. Thought not many had my warped sense of humor.
The Dino nugget cake was fantastic
My wife and I were at a 21 table in Wendover, when I looked at her and said if I win this hand, I will marry you when she replied you should after five kids. You should’ve seen the look on the dealer face and the other people I couldn’t help but laugh my butt off. It was hilarious especially when she come back with that. And after that, the dealer said I’m a judge we can take care of that right now.
LOL @most of these, but (pun intended) the one with the cat looking to jump on the laser pointer dot (on girl's butt) made me laugh most.
The humor was spot-on.
I didn't laugh - I've had cats for years , claws are sharp and I even got cat scratch fever from a scratch , had to have a lymph node under my arm lanced by a surgeon . Oh no really bad idea that .
1:58
That's a work of art if I've ever seen one
This is all really good and funny , but not all of us are speed readers to enjoy the humor .
Hint clicking on a youtube video ANYWHERE in the video will pause it. Clicking again will resume play.
@@sparkeyjames The space bar works pretty well for pausing it but I have to Skip ahead. If I read as slow as they think we do I would be dead before the second act.
@@PaulMartin-n6m Using the right arrow key on the keyboard will skip ahead 5 seconds. The left arrow will go back 5 seconds. The up and down arrow keys adjust the volume of the video. I use those arrow keys quite a bit when presented a wall of text to read in a video as I'm a fairly fast reader as well. Conversely some people think we're all speed readers and do a page at a glance. The backup 5 seconds is quite handy in that instance.
AGAIN MUCH APPRECIATE FOR ALL THE LAUGHTER THIS BRINGS .
When I'm abroad I like to use the search-function of our robo-vacuum which then starts to say "I'm here!". Lying somewhere on the globe in a hotel bed with a big smile.
Yippee ki yay made me fall off my chair, that kid is so gonna use that at school"
I laughed so hard at this it induced a headache. BEWARE.
1:55 is awesome and hilarious at the same time! XD
Omg, was feeling fed up but crying laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
There are so many of these type of videos on CZcams these days, but very few made me laugh out loud as much as this one did.
Very clever subject and even better collection of memes - Consider me a new sub ... Cheers!!
0:42 I don't gaaat it someone helpp mehh I'm dying of curiousity 😂 what was the new word
Have you ever seen the movie "Die Hard"? The quote he's talking about finishing is from that.
It's like the strawberry jam/marmalade joke: "With a name of 'Mother Phucker's' "You know it has to be good".
@@nelsontoondrawer7618 In Blacksburg, Va., ca. 1974 or so, there was an off-campus (to Va. Tech--then VPI&SU) watering hole called Mother Phucquar's. No joke.
I'm gonna have fun after I get married xD
Woo! Dad jokes!
Don't bet on it sunshine
The tampons one is hilarious 😸 esp with the wife's response.
This is the kind of husband I aspire to be!
I laughed so hard. Every single pic was funny unlike many other CZcamsrs.
Had to sub. I thought i owed you considering how much I laughed 😅😂😆😁
8:03 just killed me, LMAO!!!
There were some really funny ones in here. Oddly I found the Tubthumping one the funniest.
Mahalo I really needed to laugh today🤙🏻🌺
Best sister 🤣🤣
Ok seriously where's the cat for the laser fun lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣
2:39 I swear if he was a friend of get the flamer ready 😂🤣
2:12. Coolest thing I've ever seen.
"And now he knows a new word, . . ." LMAO! "Laser fun", . .that is what you to do chose given the circumstances? "Doesn't take nice pics of her", . . . .might just be the subject matter.
Laughed till I cried all thru this one. Definitely one of your funniest best. 🤣 ❤️
We need more "Funny Wifes" compilations
3:22 I love that one hahaha 🤣🥰 And for some reason that flamingo at 5:06 made me laugh out loud
As an Electrician, I appreciate the receptacle trim plate art at 9:31
These are so very funny! How I wish I had someone in my life who was this funny. Thank you for the humor.
any photo of a toddler being 'mistreated' results in the opposite to laughter.
My exs dad told a clerk at a store that my boyfriend and i were twins... as we were making out.
Shell Craigmiles Tasteless behavior all around. The poor clerk.
At the checkout for home depot, my GF started making lewd suggestions about i-bolts, chains etc. I replied "Calm down, sis!"
Well that's one way to teach y'all some manners!
These were so great!
Obviously men of culture, every last one.
4:00 The worst part is the cat was winning.
OMG. These are absolutely hilarious!
Those were hilarious! 😂
That Mario patio is AWESOME.
Love the shower curtain! I wonder what hubby would say if I put one up with Vin Diesel or Jason Momoa on it? 😂
One of the best I ever watched great job !!!
I would not want to be the man playing laser light with kitty. Wonder how that turned out. These are priceless. Thanks for the laughs.
The young lady is pretty hot. When the cat jumps, I would laugh.
tubthumping and the fart cake have me rolling around in stomach pain. now thats a fuckin funny video 😄
Oy with the wife jokes.
Those were great 😅😅😅😂
Hysterical🙌‼️😂😂😂
Ok with the cat I have one thing to say, wait till you are napping face up ant she gets the laser pointer, no kids after that!
Truly criminal that I can only give one like.
4:52 "YOU KNOW I'M SOMETHING OF A CAT, MYSELF." - Willem Defoe
1:38 --- just wow.... time to get paranoid....
I'm fucking dying here. The jukebox one is fucking hilarious. I need to meet this guy and make him my friend. Oh but I can't ever let him meet my older brother.. that has to be illegal
I laughed so hard… Thank You
5:03 I’m surprised he didn’t devise a system with an electric eye that made the bird “drop” something on the person who walked under it
Tell me you're an American without telling me you're an American:
"I put a rake in our FLAG HOLDER..."
1:00 that husband also has to explain that Cleanex is a name brand and what she’s actually asking for is a facial tissue for the millionth time
Ladies and gents I think we’re all married to the same person here. Literally, my husband would do everything on here🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️