The Sopranos - Animal Blundetto's time as a civilian fails spectacularly
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To be fair, making it in civilian life with a first name like Animal must be tough.
That’s actually his middle name, his first name is arguably even worse which is just ‘that’
That Animal Blundetto
Dont forget to add his other middle name 'fuckin'
That Motherfuckin' Animal --can't say his name -- Blundetto
Animal and Hawk were multiple time tag team champions. It can be done.
The way Christopher says kung pow coochie with a straight face is incredible.
His ability to keep a straight face nose no limits.
With the size of Chrissy's beak I'm surprised that the Asian girl didn't accuse him of sexual assault then and there the way he was looking at her.
@@eugenepontecorvo5493 if he went south of the border on her it would've been like her getting a dolphin ride .
@@michaelodonnell7970 His nose would have been so far up her snatch that she'd be strung out on H.
@@eugenepontecorvo5493 she would-dent
Real clean job that Animal Blundetto did on Peeps and the silicon who*re. Ran over his foot, got spotted by Mickey Farrell, and ID'ed by a bum. Must have finished top of his class at the Slip and Fall school
Long John Silver maybe
@@bubmurphy i am bending over backwards tryna stay neutral !!!
@@thegoodfella2045 that's what Vito did
@@pennystocklocks Nobody's got aids!!!
@@masinacmafia If it was me this Rob kid was spreadin rumors about , he'd find somethin stuck up his own ass , and it woudnt be no cock eitha!
"What're ya stupid? I got 400 left." Such an underrated animal line.
Yeah he sure wasn't talking about 400,000 left. LOL
$400/$12,000
That was the tipping point, when his girlfriend freaked over the gambling.
The look patsy gives him is great too
He got a lot of respect from others, by being not made always cracking jokes about Vito, Paulie, Patsy who are all made. Not counting Chris, he was his little cousin , they respected him enough to not start a beef by punching him or something, they genuinely feel he should be made long time go so he gets a pass, not because of being Tony's cousin, he was real, not a mook like Little Paulie, Benny, Jason Molinaro
It's a pity that animal blundetto never opened the massage parlor. The business from vito alone would have made the place a success
😅😅
no can do. a certain type of avian species has the market cornered. $15 a pop they say up under the queensburogh bridge so it's been told.
Well he’s gotta go somewhere, we can’t have him in our social club no more.
Vito would of had to replace the massage chair every other week after breaking them with his fat ass….Vito would of tried to give him a BJ every time he came in. Shit Phil would of even compromised having to drive to Jersey meeting Vito in the back room all the time for a BJ. He could of saved his tissues for when he cried about his brother😂
@@MrMLHoganjrsocial club! He's got to go!
You'd think Phil would be more upset about Tony B killing Billy, he never seems to mention it
Guy is the strong silent type . He never talked about his prison time neither and its implied by johnny sack that he spent years eating tissues and jacking off in grilled cheese sandwiches
Phil, I don't know, he's changed.
@@intelligentspeculator7327 Listen kid when this is over , we're gonna sitdown me and you
DatAnimalBlundetto
@@ultraheaven8968 I hope so
It's a shame that Blundetto wasn't introduced into the show earlier, Steve Buschemi is excellent.
Well, his contract was for 2 seasons, I guess, and Chase figured his character was max out .. yeah, I wish he stayed around longer .
Nucky Thompson lol
@@flylitpilot4202Jimmy Darmody, whatever happened there
@@themanwiththeplan728 Whateva happened THERE?
@@user-xo9ig8kc3u The shooting
That dog crack followed by the nervous look around gets me every time
LOL - Chrissy disrespecting the massage parlor
@@bigalthecrusher he couldnt be seen in a place like that
Chris was so dumb 😂
He plays it perfect with the dead look straight ahead like he didn’t say nothin 😂
Pretty magnanimous for that girl to ignore that remark.
Tony S: What happened with the massage parlor?
Tony B: Kim didn't know how to pronounce West Caldwell correctly!
Tony S: It's hard doing business with strangers!
Good stuff 😂
When Tony B gave those massages to Sil, Paulie, and Vito he should have been made right there!
He was this 🤏 close !
@@michaelodonnell7970 Well then he's got a problem, cause his braciole isn't even that long!
Well if beeks could kill.. Hehehe
@DMo86 did Phil ever tell u how many yrs he did?? Hehehe
I massage that Vito Spatafore and I don’t even move up a notch… all I get is fuckin a massage parlour
Just when I thought I was out... they massaged me back in!
HES ON A ROLL!
“Is it true, Blundetto?”
“No. YOU FUCKIN’ SCHIFOSA!”
I know Vito's bottom was massaged if that's what you mean.
I had no idea I was so tense.
As long as you don't step on anybodies' toes!
5:03 Tony B realizing everything Tony has while he was in the can for 17 years. He sees Tony with a huge house, a successful Daughter, everything in life while he scrapes by. Brilliant writing
It's more about Kelly I think
Only to have that mutha fuckin animal sink the whole ship and get everybody whacked
i forget which episode number this is but if tony B pursued the massage parlor he had a better chance of making a great living for him and his family.
@@B1astFriendI guess he was never cut out for the methodical, planned civilian life after so long in prison. He was fed without working in there, and had to live with the daily prospect of ultra violence. Not a life that prepares you for so called freedom
@@B1astFriendIt’s spelled “pursue,” Quasimodo
Rusty: “It’s Blundetto… How can I help you?”
Tony B: “I’m Egg.”
You and Tony Egg again.
@@TheSSimoSS I'm doin' it, you told me. He don't want one.
I’m an Oreo.
150 IQ and gets his foot run over by an idling car.
Relax bud, he lost almost $12k. No he will have to compromise
@@totalba69 You relax. It's a huge plothole.
@@chumblesthecheese8580 lmao
@@totalba69what are you stupid? He has 400 left 😂
@@totalba69why care about the 12k when he has 400 left
Don’t forget the “Without Provocation” part, very allegorical.
very good observation - the sacred and the propane
They use to call me Ichabod Crane
He’s a bit of a poseur if you ask me
My favorite subspecies of sopranos videos.
Kim: I'm sorry if I yelled, animal blundetto, it's just--how much more betrayal can I take?!?!
He felt like he was stabbed in da haat
@@thecorellianconnection141 I know one thing. He can’t be in our social club no more.
@@wes2262 social club? He's gotta GO!
@@thecorellianconnection141 personally, I couldn't care less..
@@poppersweirdshex8948 Ya? Maybe you're a flambe
Tony gotta belt tighten so he lets Angie stuck with 2k. In the same episode he buys a 15k shotgun as a birthday present. Animal Blundetto must have seen what a POS Tony was and that was probably what made him accept the Joey Peeps hit
Very Allegorical
The kids was the big thing. It's emasculating for the kids to be so jealous of another kid.
@@bg-nm1qf and propane
@chicagomike4587 seriously, I'm only 26 and have no kids and even that hurt deep. It's one thing when it's your girlfriend/wife, but your kid? They're not saying that sh*t just to hurt you like a woman would, they actually mean it.
Tony : What happened with the massage parlor?
Animal : It died on the vine...
it died on the vine?!
@@francescomolla6505 it died on the vine
OH NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK I'M TALKIN ABOUT
@@ultraheaven8968 we hear ya Tone
@@ianomachino6233 can you speak in the mike
"Do you believe there's a dog groomer ova there? In case somebody needs a snack?" Gets me every time
it's a stupid tired joke made by a buffoon, what's funny is kim's daughter right there so he gotta play it off. tony s reveling in the moment too lmao. such good timing and physical acting from all parties
@@JN-so6wt
Hey Ton, you hear what I said? I said do you believe theres a dog groomer ova there in case someone needs a snack. Hehe
@@JN-so6wt can you imagine that? a stupid tired joke made by a buffoon and kim's daughter right there so he gotta play it off?
@@JN-so6wt Did you hear the one about the Chinese Godfather?
"....prison becomes the only venue where the convict can function". Very allegorical.
A lesson learnt by both Meadow and Tony B in different ways. Ultimately, neither could escape the pull of 'de bishnisz' despite trying to avoid it.
Charles Schwab ova here
Wasn't Meadow a legit lawyer?
@@Avengeriethat poverty of the mezzogiorno bullshit. She would turn out to be that type of lawyer like Neil Mink or Melvoin helping drug dealers or people like his father
@@Alanis95br yeah, very likely. But still legit in my book (which means ugatz to anybody).
@@Avengerie I mean, Saul Goodman was legit at one point. Assuming she marries the Parisi kid, it’s unlikely she keeps her hands clean long term
What could the Animal Blundetto do? Joey came right at him with a fucking chainsaw, he's got a right to defend himself.
And that hooaher? She was armed to teeth with silicon!
those 2 black guys made him do it!
There wuz nuthin he could do.
Joey Peeps? It was a fuckin nickname!
No provocation whatsoever.
Wes Calwell was my favorite character. They should have done more with him.
LOL, good one!
That’s A gud wonn!
That kung paw coochie was my favourite Howaah , I wish they did a happy ending with her
CALDwell. WEST CALDwell
My name is West Caldwell.
Now don't get me angry!
Blundetto never had the makings of a varsity masseuse. Big hands, that was his problem.
He's Charlie hustle.. HEHEHE
Chris gets caught telling a racist joke about her. It's the type of social faux-pas that would make the average man crawl into a hole. For Chris: "Oh shit my bad. Can you hook me up with her?"
@@trevorhill5877 Al Sharpton ova here, hehe
And he liked chasing asian skirts more than anything
@@trevorhill5877 crawl into a hole? What kinda flambe are you?
That thing with the massage parlor, it died on the vine. The Korean, he moved or something...
That 2×4 i wonder was it varnished ?
Tony uncle AL.. HEHEHE
The Korean killed 16 Czechoslovakians
We open in three days right ?
The fuckin " breadstick in a bow tie "was my favourite character.
Take a hike, he was the king of breadsticks
Better than Kim, walking around like a dentist with ether
This comment is GOLD! hahaha
There he is! The king of breadsticks! Heh-heh
You guys must be tired, that can make a man irritable.
“MMM, BOY ARE YOU TIGHT!”
“What’d you schay?”
“Animal Blundetto III… mmm, BOY ARE YOU TIGHT!”
How’s aunt Eady doin
@@nickyproductions2073 well, you oughta know sweetie.
@@eugenepontecorvo5493 hey eugene hows it hangin' heehehe
@@purplesword5536 Hey Purple Sword, how’s the boy?
Have a slumbah party ova heaaaa.
Steve Buscemi is so brilliant. Perfect combination of a smart likeable guy with some bad habits and the compacity for serious violence which he shows bit by bit throughout the season but also some good things going for him if he could just keep his shit together. Another perfect example of a tremendously flawed but somewhat sympathetic character in one of the greatest series of all time.
capacity*
@@samsepiol05590 typo*
capacitoo @@samsepiol05590
@Shlogger *type
You're welcome
@@rocketassistedgoat1079 typo*
I would like to take a “big success journey” with Kim’s daughter
“it’s hard doing business with strangers” followed by Blundettos silence… brilliant
whats your take on this?
@@aeae3314I know you didnt ask me but honestly I'm kinda with Tony on this, you see it all the time. It's so much easier to do business with someone who is closer to you and ideally a similar culture as well. A stranger will never think twice about your struggles and only look out for themselves.
@@MrGW2fanboyyea but tony s. said that only to make a good impression
@@aeae3314 I love that scene for 1) Gandolfinis delivery 2) Tony being confirmed right and letting him know about it
As for the actual point, yes, I agree with Tony on this. Only work with people you absolutely trust.
@@alightthatnevergoesout tony later shot Animal in the face with a shotgun. They were probably more commenting on Mafia relationships and how they shape up. You can trust each other with your lives right up until they are the ones at your throat.
If only Ichabod Crane didn't have that limp maybe he could still get back into that old fairy tail of his
Ichabod Crane? You must mean Long John Silver
Ichabod Crane ? You mean that fucking animal Blundetto?
Frankly I'm ashamed and depressed. Borko is in CZcams jail. I should not be coming down to the HBO headquarters to request a no-show on that copyright strike
One no show , on a 397 thousand subscriber channel?
@@ultraheaven8968 Was he speaking in tongues here ?
20 years in the f. CZcams Jail. When he wants to upload a video he will make compromises and instead engrave the soprano scenes on the prison walls.
@@masinacmafia Come on Nikola whats the real number?
Borko quietly spent 90 days on the lam hiding from that pygmy paralegal crew at HBO and Phil can’t stop yapping about his twenty years in the can.
Man your son telling you he doesn’t wanna live in his own house anymore has to sting
"I am reminded of Louis the whatever's CZcams minister...duh-something...he made this CZcams Channel - Nicole and I saw it when we went on the internet - it even outshone Borko, the king‘s actual account. In the end, Louis clapped him in irons.”
WATCH IT JACKIE! YOU TALKIN TO DA BOSS OF DIS CHANNEL
Very allegorical
Tony B. saying “what are you stupid? I’ve got $400 left?” Is hilarious to me.
Enough to buy a cheap handgun and bottle of scotch to blow his head off
@@TownesvanwaitsYES! Departed reference in a Sopranos comment section. The best crossover.
Your uploads and the comment sections are all sources of pleasure, borko!
OOOH Daniel , I was just breaking balls why'd you delete my comment?
I'm really sad Steve Buscemi wasn't involved longer, he's one of my favorite actors ever and he was a great foil to Gandolfini. Still, wild ride while he was around!
The level of satisfaction on Tony's face at about 3:43 was some great acting and writing. You can see how happy he is that Tony B's dreams and attempt at a normal life were crushed, and he can now start putting him to work on things that will benefit himself.
He's NOT happy that his cousin is miserable tf are you talking about, he cared about Tony B like a brother
@@stairwaytoheaven8 You clearly know nothing about the Soprano's or his character lol. The look of utter disappointment on Tony B's face and then watch Tony S holding back a smirk of satisfaction "I told ya so" about 5 seconds later.
@@stairwaytoheaven8you know jackshit about Tony Soprano lmao
@@stairwaytoheaven8he loved him like a brother in law.
I think James Gandolfini played it perfectly. He ALMOST seems like he wants to gloat, but he also seems sad that it didn't work out for Tony B.
Told this story perfectly, borko. Master class in editing.
The guy's more creative than Kusturica.
Well thank you Nucky
@@borko1990 aaaayyyy, there he is!!
Hooo!
When “put me in coach” means prepare me to be taken out ⚰️💀.
I find that there is a gap in the construction of the character Blundetto l'Animale, who seems at first perfectly rehabilitated, with conviction, very reluctant to offer to get back into the mafia, but plunges quickly into recidivism as soon as he encounters some negligible economic difficulties and more than anything else work fatigue.
I would say gambling was the beginning of his downfall
Charles schwab ova here
@@Overrated1987 yes, and the taste of easy money, courtesy of the pusher on the run. The twist is however surprising to me.
@@ultraheaven8968 so that's this!? No leeway, no compromise, just stupid f***ing jokes!
@@ML-bi5ru You want compromise? How's this...
I'm surprised Tone never took over Tony B's whole operation. Would've been a sweet money laundering operation; if that animal didn't screw the whole thing up (I can't even say his name).
Joey Peeps rolls down car window: "It's still got that new car smell."
Carmela: "Can we get some able-bodied seamen over here? Tony B?"
Tony B: "What am I? A fuckin' slave?"
Tony S: "Ohh!"
Carmela had a way of talking down to everybody & pissing off close friends & family.
Tony B's story is so tragic...familial influence really is overwhelming
Forget about it
HBO: They got a look at the guy that’s been uploading Soprano clips, they say he’s Serbian
Borko: Huh, Novak Đoković maybe
HBO: WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET THE BALLS
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂 jeusus.
Borko: Huh, Nikola Jokic maybe
Sopranovic lol
Put remote back on docking station borko.
Tony Blundetto's Massage Parlor failed...I don't want to hear about the F*cking Economy either!!!
Tony was so miserable and selfish. Never wanted to see others succeed and break away.
That animal Borko, I can’t even say his name
Don't do it to yourself Uncle Darryl
This animal HBO, I can't even say his name.
@Geniocrat HO! He’s a fuckin’ captain now, you don’t talk to him like that!
What if Jerry Lewis heard you speakin like that
Are you OK John 😮
Mmmboy being a civilian sucks!
Tony B was honestly the most tragic character in the series. A realm shame things never seemed to go his way.
I wanted to live as a civilian, I compromised. I killed two mobsters and immediately got mobbed up instead.
47, he was just a kid
3:35 Tony is questioning himself on if his own cousin is wearing a wire...then changes the subject.
HBO: "Someone has to go."
Me: "Anyone I know?"
HBO: " CZcams, not a network guy."
The fight between Tony B and the Korean was absolutely priceless
The hot korean was my favorite character, wish they did more with her.
6:36- When you realize prison wasn't so bad after all..
Long John Silver maybe?
I swear sopranos videos comment sections are the funniest f*cking places on earth!
ANIMAL BBBLUNDETTOH
every time I read "animal Blundetto" I laugh compulsively (like uncle Paulie) and go to watch a clip where it is mentioned in this way by Phil: Commendator Borko, ottimo lavoro.
Do you support Scuderia Ferrari?
“Put me in coach”… LMAO
Tony B never had the makings of a varsity able bodied seamen
Gandolfini wasn't acting when he stared down that Asiatic beauty
The more I think about it the more I realize Tony S woulda just dug his claws into the massage parlor had it succeeded
If you eat Kim's daughter. Are you hungry again an hour later
OH!
Well if someone needs a snack that dog groomer is right there
@@niceguy3388 if you eat Chinese food they say you're hungry again an hour later. So if you eat her out are you hungry again an hour later
Lord I hope so
‘What happened to the massage parlour’
And Tony’s sadistic grin
He loved other peoples misfortunes
his favorite past time. lol
Just like Livia.
Puttin ppl under his thumb
It's hard doin business with strangers
That’s the Livia in him.
It's the animal blundetto
Rusty: how can we help u?
lold hard
No just move el automobilee
Perfect example of a smart guy with no self control.
As an Asian, when Chris said get us some kung pao couchie 😂 that shit had be dead😂😂😂😂😂
I found the comment offensive and insensitive.
@@cedricliggins7528 why don't you report it
@@cedricliggins7528 cry me a river 😢 😭 😿 😢 😭 😿 😢 😭
Chrissys got the yellow fever. We all have at some point
@@cedricliggins7528your name sounds black don’t lie you were laughing at the Asians.
"kung pao coochie", said Christopher Moltisanti.
Wes Cauldrell was my favorite character, should’ve done more with him.
He never had the makings of a varsity civilian.
I always think it's so wild how Wes Calwell was a firefighter before taking up acting. He's incredible
West Caldwell native here
Did you know he went back and volunteered to help clean up after 9/11? I was there, I saw him. I was walking through blood and bone looking for my brother. He was in northern Canada.
@@Townesvanwaitslmao! Is this Norm McDonald’s ghost over here?
Mr Pink's business was doomed to fail once he realized he wouldn't be taking tips. He didn't believe in em.
What'd you mean he dont believe in em?
Wes Cawell! Wes Cawell!
WEST. CALD-WELL.
William Shakespeare ova hea!
0:50 you couldn’t film a more awkward scene.
All I know is that the animal blundetto is a stand up guy .......... and that vito is a kneel down guy .
call him what you will but you're talking about a captain.
@@evansmith3305 captain? The goodship lollipop, right ?
158 iq going on 70
Your comment?
Borko put me in the game coach
*don junior* he's gone mia...got the Hodgkin's...his channel...it's yours.
That animal blundetto could never have done 20 years in the can, not like that Phil Leotardo, he ate grilled cheese off the RADiator
Peeps got killed because little Justin wanted his own coin collection.
Peeps? That's a fuckin' nickname.
@@happycompyIt’s Pepperelli. He was just a kid for Christ sakes.
They used to call me Tony Egg. Who? Some very sorry people that's who
You and Tony Egg again.
Make my nephew an egg. HEHEHE
These random sopranos uploads really make my day thanks 🙏 @Borko
My pleasure, Fernando
0:43 Tony's face.
God bless everyone.
I seriously CAN NOT with Borko's title. "Animal." LoL!
Blundetto's twin sons had those Buscemi features down! I wonder what the casting call sounded like.
Silicone everywhere’s.
"I remember back when they called him 'Tony Egg.' But that egg hatched into an Animal that killed by brother Billy. He was only 47 a kid."
Meadow by the pool!
Well played Steve well played
6:48 such an amazing scene. It reminds me of the scene when Michael Corleone murders Sollozzo and the police officer, while the train squeeles, creating more tension.
Tony B never had a shot at being a varsity pirate
So..here’s the thing…you mentioned you might need someone to run the swag Sopranos CZcams clips…
What happened with the HBO thing?
Uncle Borko's in da muff
🎵...South of the border...where da tuna fish play...🐟
You believe there’s a dog groomer there in case somebody needs a snack 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hey Joe.. borko, you come here too!?
Animal Blundetto would be a great name for a band.
Long John Silver Bird Package
Tavern on the Green Grove Restaurant Community
TonySoprano and SopranosFan57
Borko: 2 fukin jacks over here
@@Maw0 I still get his recommendations tho lol
@McBIG Sometimes these uploaders come back...they weren't fully rehabilitated.
Great compilation.
Yay! I was looking for this!