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  • čas přidán 11. 11. 2019
  • From Pragya Thakur's Cownomics to Modi's Radar cloud theory, scientists of New India have kept surprising and entertaining us. In this episode DeshBhakt, we take a look at 10 such hilarious statements which defied all logic and slaughtered science....or perhaps in #NewIndia - taken science into a new 'dimension'
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  • @Thakorallvideoupload
    @Thakorallvideoupload Před 4 lety +6075

    Manmohan Singh is best choice for pm candidate
    People agree
    Yes= like
    No= comments

  • @noname-du9nf
    @noname-du9nf Před 4 lety +334

    How did you forget Uttrakhand CM telling that cow is only animal that exhales oxygen

    • @rinkiakepapa5625
      @rinkiakepapa5625 Před 4 lety +13

      In our childhood telling someone cow was an abusive. Nowadays we want people to call us cows

    • @adityaadurty1024
      @adityaadurty1024 Před 4 lety +16

      Bechare tree and cow essay se confuse hogaya🤣

    • @greekgod1935
      @greekgod1935 Před 4 lety +1

      Soumyajit Mitra lol👍😂

    • @cindyvaz6654
      @cindyvaz6654 Před 4 lety +7

      Next time we have to elect the educated person otherwise this will get even worst

    • @Sameer-bz4je
      @Sameer-bz4je Před 4 lety +4

      😂😂

  • @sumeetsingh7833
    @sumeetsingh7833 Před 11 měsíci +239

    After hearing the word 'gobarnomics' ,me and my sister couldn't control our laughter.😅😅😅

    • @vaishali641
      @vaishali641 Před 9 měsíci +5

      My queen elder sister too ❣️

    • @yunuskhan9425
      @yunuskhan9425 Před 7 měsíci +2

      ​@@vaishali641🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @EquinoxAscent
      @EquinoxAscent Před 7 měsíci

      abe chutiya k chude .. jake thori pdhai kr le khud dusre ko bolne se pehle .. lund braber knowledge h bhi terpe? ruk dikhata hu tujhe.
      google se uthaya h biro
      Yes, it is possible that very few particles of gold are present in cow pee. In fact, a study conducted by Junagadh Agricultural University in India found that Gir cow urine contains traces of gold ranging from 3 to 10 mg per liter.
      The researchers believe that the gold in cow urine comes from the plants that the cows eat. These plants absorb gold from the soil, and the gold is then passed through the cows' digestive system and into their urine.
      However, it is important to note that the amount of gold in cow urine is very small. It is not possible to extract gold from cow urine in a cost-effective way.
      In addition, it is important to note that the study on Gir cow urine was only conducted on one breed of cow. It is possible that other breeds of cows do not have gold in their urine.
      fact 2
      Clouds can affect the identification of fighter aircraft in radars in a few ways:
      Attenuation: Clouds can absorb radar waves, which can reduce the strength of the signal that is returned to the radar receiver. This can make it difficult to detect and track aircraft flying through clouds.
      Clutter: Clouds can also produce clutter on radar screens, which can make it difficult to distinguish aircraft from other objects.
      Refraction: Clouds can refract radar waves, which can bend the path of the waves and cause them to miss the aircraft.

    • @MG-Chemistry.Universe
      @MG-Chemistry.Universe Před 3 měsíci

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rakeshnaitam2762
      @rakeshnaitam2762 Před měsícem

      😅😅😂😂

  • @sunitameena740
    @sunitameena740 Před 2 měsíci +33

    देश और विज्ञान के हालत पर तो रोना आता है लेकिन आपका वीडिओ देखकर तो रोते रोते भी हॅसना पड़ रहा है 😢😂

  • @sarfarajakram6386
    @sarfarajakram6386 Před 4 lety +3313

    Science hum sharminda hai.............Tere kaatil zinda hai.
    😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @garunaladnam
    @garunaladnam Před 4 lety +587

    No wonder why great minds are leaving their own country.

    • @sunilnagpure4962
      @sunilnagpure4962 Před 4 lety +27

      Like german,austria, russian lecturures intellectuals,scientist leved their country in secound world war!!!!

    • @garunaladnam
      @garunaladnam Před 4 lety +23

      @Majestic King they are the only one that our country is still running. We are proud of them. But what this government did I was really sad. I was very big BJP supporter in 2014, but what they did to this economy and jobs we can't forgive. R&D, Education, Health care, Economy they failed in this. Unemployment reached to 6.1 % 45 year highest, that's very dangerous. No one In mainstream media talking about this.

    • @deepanshusingh7121
      @deepanshusingh7121 Před 4 lety +6

      @@garunaladnam rehne de Bhai usko samajh Nahi aayega tera comment, bhot bada chutiya hai Woh.

    • @jayesh1891
      @jayesh1891 Před 4 lety +8

      @Majestic King hahahaahahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha.....
      GAAAAAND ME JALAN ...JA dermicool laga aur Gand mara

    • @KillBillK10
      @KillBillK10 Před 4 lety +3

      That's why when these intellects talk about reservation and how they didn't get opportunity in India because of reservation..you jump on them like dogs.

  • @prasadrao4906
    @prasadrao4906 Před 11 měsíci +57

    Excellent episode Mr Akash. Keep it up.

  • @malotibordoloi4506
    @malotibordoloi4506 Před 6 měsíci +7

    Salute to your truthfulness and courage.Kind regards from Switzerland.I am originally from Asssam and since 46 years I am in Europe.you are tooo brave and analytical.

  • @mrprotector10
    @mrprotector10 Před 4 lety +3674

    Reserve bank should stock cow dung to develop the Indian economy

  • @shubhamsagar1059
    @shubhamsagar1059 Před 4 lety +231

    भाई आपकी तारीफ के लिए मेरे पास कोई शब्द नहीं है बहुत बढ़िया

  • @Sonam-nd5vy
    @Sonam-nd5vy Před 9 měsíci +38

    Omg 😆 I can’t stop laughing 😂🤣😂 you are too good 👍👍👍👍

  • @rajamujumdar1762
    @rajamujumdar1762 Před 11 měsíci +13

    हमे आपकी जरूरत है क्यों कि व्यंग्यपूर्ण तरीके से आप सही सही जानकारी जनता को पहुंचा रहे हो

  • @rsgusain922
    @rsgusain922 Před 4 lety +3366

    Boy: Mai bohat bura hu..
    Girl: Koi baat nahi, still i love you..
    Boy: Mai sharabi hu...
    G : Toh kya hua...
    Boy: Mai drugs leta hu..
    G: Theek hai...
    Boy: Mai Modi ji ka bohat bada bhakt....
    Girl : Good bye!

  • @pratyush5327
    @pratyush5327 Před 3 lety +240

    Bjp andhbhakts after watching compilation of Gobarnomics -:
    "This is new India "😂😂😂😂

    • @GodKnowsWho786
      @GodKnowsWho786 Před 3 lety

      Make in india 😂😂

    • @rekhakumar1441
      @rekhakumar1441 Před 3 lety +1

      What future generations will learn?

    • @urtatota1621
      @urtatota1621 Před 3 lety +1

      @@rekhakumar1441 to not do bakchodi about science

    • @krishna9834
      @krishna9834 Před 3 lety

      He didn't mention about Rahul Gandhi who dreams to convert Aloo into gold what kind of machine he wl invent 😂

    • @urtatota1621
      @urtatota1621 Před 3 lety

      @@krishna9834 chalo bhai fake news wala pakra gaya..
      Don't take me as his supporter, but the truth is that the video was edited.....just search it on Google.

  • @arunbadalkar6936
    @arunbadalkar6936 Před 8 měsíci +4

    Ap toe asli Deshbhakta hai. ! Last 10 yrs we are travelling backwards very fast reaching 12th century again thats why these statements are true parallel to those times.!

  • @ilikewoodwork
    @ilikewoodwork Před 11 měsíci +30

    Well done all of you guys - Respect from Australian Indian!

  • @ykardak
    @ykardak Před 3 lety +1862

    Science be like :क्या करु मे मर जाऊ मेरी कोई feeling नहीं है 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nayanikananda
    @nayanikananda Před 3 lety +456

    Radar theory is mind-blowing.

    • @bachittersingh3608
      @bachittersingh3608 Před 3 lety +10

      Yeahhhhh 😁😁😁😁😁 did u saw his expressions .....!

    • @nareshganwre6603
      @nareshganwre6603 Před 3 lety +6

      इस थियोरी को तो इसरो और नासा को भिजवाना चाहिए और भारत के वैज्ञानिकों को इस सिद्धांत को बिना कोई देरी किए अंतर्राष्ट्रीय विज्ञान एवं प्रौद्योगिकी संस्थान को नोबेल पुरस्कार के लिए प्रस्ताव प्रेषित करना चाहिए। अब मुझे अहसास हो रहा है कि हमारा भारत अब विश्व गुरू बनकर रहेगा और बिल्कुल आउटर पर खड़ा हुआ लग रहा है।

    • @psm7
      @psm7 Před 3 lety +6

      Masterstroke

    • @swagatdash9302
      @swagatdash9302 Před 3 lety

      @@nikhilbhalodiya4622 noice..👍
      Can u tell me the source of this thing..
      I want read abt this...
      Asking seriously

    • @nikhilbhalodiya4622
      @nikhilbhalodiya4622 Před 3 lety

      @@swagatdash9302 i deleted my comment, thanks for the reply

  • @vincentlasrado7121
    @vincentlasrado7121 Před 6 měsíci +7

    Sir, Akash Banerjee's NEW INDIA Analysis done in a sharp, prolific "Gobarnomics To Radar Theory" way is really great, lovely parady indeed!
    Even a ' गधा ' may feel irritated, frustrated with this new kind of abnoxious thought! I am sure, it will definitely start Braying & Kicking out in every possible directions to punish these गधा s, who have come to challenge him by Braying & Kicking in and out, by Bray.... & Kick... in and out frantically everywhere! Wow! Superb Sir, superb ANALYSIS indeed! Keep it up Sir, keep it up. God Bless YOU.

  • @Wasay
    @Wasay Před 11 měsíci +2

    Udta morr: " Omne vivum ex vivo" Ye to bs ek dhoka h. 😂

  • @rishubhgupta1424
    @rishubhgupta1424 Před 4 lety +395

    When you opt for Physucks, Gaumootsry and Chaiology, this happens.

  • @harishasan7495
    @harishasan7495 Před 4 lety +329

    More than 1k bjp it cell members dislike Akash Banerji, dhruv Rathi, congress, AAP, NDTV ... etc. videos without watching only.
    Wah Modiji waah,,..

    • @DEENCHANNEL-rr3tw
      @DEENCHANNEL-rr3tw Před 4 lety +3

      I suppor t u bro

    • @rishiris7093
      @rishiris7093 Před 4 lety +6

      Jiske pas power hai woh akkal ke aandhe. Aur jo unke vakt hai woh g**d ke aandhe. Remember gangs of wasseypore 😕😕😕😕

    • @true_betman
      @true_betman Před 4 lety

      They have a lot of fake ids and now a days I ghink they must have automated the comments with some programming..😂😂

    • @arshk1796
      @arshk1796 Před 4 lety +1

      Even
      The wire
      Hindi quint
      More than

    • @cs3022
      @cs3022 Před 4 lety

      बिजेपी के किरायेंके टंटु है वो

  • @satutorialsandresearchcent5190
    @satutorialsandresearchcent5190 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Aap ne bohot hansaya 😂😂😂

  • @d.pbhorkhade3943
    @d.pbhorkhade3943 Před 7 měsíci +1

    बहूत हि सराहानीय सटिक विश्लेषण दिया Since पर Thank you The Deshbhakt🎉🎉 जय मानवता जय विज्ञान सर🙏🙏

  • @aijazfarhan399
    @aijazfarhan399 Před 4 lety +261

    I'm kinda ashamed to talk to my foreign friends, as they are laughing on India's current state...

    • @beyonder7817
      @beyonder7817 Před 4 lety +1

      Nepal k ?

    • @aijazfarhan399
      @aijazfarhan399 Před 4 lety +7

      @@beyonder7817 london

    • @justalearner8550
      @justalearner8550 Před 4 lety +4

      @@beyonder7817 lol

    • @AdlakhaShiva
      @AdlakhaShiva Před 4 lety +1

      Tell your London friends dialogue from akshay Kumar on India’s .. remember we are fourth most powerful military and isro is achieving great milestones

    • @MenTaLLyMenTaL
      @MenTaLLyMenTaL Před 4 lety

      Don't worry if they are from America, they are ashamed of their current state too.

  • @siddhant.29
    @siddhant.29 Před 4 lety +202

    Naa jaane kaunsa maal fook kr statement diye hai 😂😂😂

  • @hussainsyed2421
    @hussainsyed2421 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Absolutely stunning presentation

  • @Kodada-SouthIndia
    @Kodada-SouthIndia Před 6 měsíci +5

    5:40 Mind blowing idea by Harward University scholar

  • @murkhisthan8839
    @murkhisthan8839 Před 4 lety +263

    World is moving forward and india is going back to iron age 😂😂😂

    • @shine-my9yr
      @shine-my9yr Před 4 lety

      Tumko bhot pata hai

    • @shamsudkhan237
      @shamsudkhan237 Před 4 lety +23

      Iron age nahi gobar age

    • @shine-my9yr
      @shine-my9yr Před 4 lety +2

      @@shamsudkhan237 ab jannat ke farishte to aayenge nahi..

    • @shamsudkhan237
      @shamsudkhan237 Před 4 lety +7

      @@shine-my9yr Bhai koi farishton jaisa neta hi aage leke jayega is mulk ko. In gadho ke bas ki to baat nahi

    • @DigitalAssam2.0
      @DigitalAssam2.0 Před 4 lety +2

      @@shamsudkhan237 sahi kaha 😂

  • @ni3sonone
    @ni3sonone Před 4 lety +529

    *देश चुनोतीयोसे नही, च्युतीयोसे परेशान है*

  • @nandinibiswas8425
    @nandinibiswas8425 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Got tired with hypocrisy and boredom practised by present Indian media,,,,,,hats off to your indomitable spirit ofTrue journalism,keep going sir

  • @AshokKumar-yv7yp
    @AshokKumar-yv7yp Před 7 měsíci +1

    हास्य के साथ सही और सार्थक बात बताने के लिए आपको दिल से आभार🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @pkmpkm03
    @pkmpkm03 Před 3 lety +929

    I'm so glad that this channel exists😂😂

    • @true558
      @true558 Před 2 lety +1

      BISMILLAH
      must read Andhi Bhakti kise khte h
      हिंदुत्व के अनुसार कुछ मनोरंजक , रोमांचक बातें
      = > 1 ) Shiv Koi Bghwan Nhi Use Chahiye BHAANG ka nasa or NANGI aurata log use khush krne k liye uska ling bna kr yani sivling ki pooja krte h fir uspr apni maa behno se doodh ghee se malis krvate h taki shiv koo mjaa aye or vo khush ho jaye or unko koi vardaan mil jaye usee nangi auratS chaiye jo uske liing ki malis kre vo bagwan nhi kyuki vo mohtaz h mjee lene ka or liing pr malis krvane ka usne ganesh ki gardan kati k unhe pta nhi tha k ye gnesh mera beta h kya vo bhgwan aesa ho skta h k use kuch pta nhi ho or fir vapas use jinda bhi nhi kr saka asli gardan ke sath usee bhaang ka nsaa , sarab chaiye or nangi aurata
      = > 2 ) 5 Pandav Ek Aurat Dropdi Ke Sath mjee lete bhut mjee liye lekin dropadi ne kuch nhi kha vo chup rhi kuch na boli pancho k sath mjaa jo aa raha tha kaese aadmi the jo ek k sath sbnne mje liye or Voo aurat khusi khusi apna waqt gujarti rahi mje me , dekho aesa nhi krna chaiye ye galat h islam me ye sb haram h kya ye bghwan ka niyam h mahabharata ka krishan bhi mojuud THA vhi pr lekin use apni leela dikhani thi jo ki khud gopio se mje leta unke sath leela jhameela chameela krta uska kanoon to aesa hi hoga
      = > 3 ) Krishna Koi Baghwan Nhi vo chori krta or ldkio ko chedta or nangi ldkio ko nhate hue dekhta mjee leta unse bahuut mje leta or unke kpde uthata or bhaag jaata or tum khte ho ye sb krishan ki leela h krishan makhan khata to ttati bhi krta hoga logo se chup chup kr toilet jaata taki koi na dekhle tatti krte hue , common si baat h. kya vo bagwan aesa ho skta h jo tatti krta ho bewakoofo ldkio ke matko ko pathar markr todna fir ulti ulti harkate krna mjee lena etc kya sb kuch bnane vala aesa ho skta h
      = > 4 ) Brahma Koi Bgwan Nhi Usne Apni Beti saraswati ke sath blatkar kiya uske sath mjee liye bhut majee liye
      search krlo agar anpadh ho bina padhe likhe usko pooojte ho jise tum khud bnate ho or USE TUM brahmand ko bnane vala khte ho
      = > 5 ) RAM KOI BAGHWAN NHI jo khud paida hota h vo sb kuch bnane vala nhi hota , varna unhe Pta Hota K Sita pavitra h ya nhi to agni parikhsa ki jroorat nhi pdti , raavan k bare m bhi nhi pta tha k kaese marega or na laxman ko jivit krske jb vo megnath ke teero se marne vala tha phir rishi ko bulaya or hath jodkar kha rote hue k Mera Bhai kaese theek hoga , kaese theek hoga laxman , koi upay h rishi apke pas ram bhgwan hota to theek na krdeta khud puchne ki jroorat nhi , ram khana khata to toilet bhi jata hoga kya vo sb kuch bnane vala aesa ho skta h andhe mt bno
      = > 6 ) HANUMAN KOI BAGHWAN NHI jb rishi lxman ko bachane k liye jdi buti btayi to use lene gye agar bhgwan hota to khud theek na krdeta or pta bhi nhi tha konsi jdi buti h pura pahad hi utha laye
      dekho andhe mat bno
      = > 7) JO PHLE MURTIYA TODI h agar un murtiyo m taqat hoti to tutne se bacha na leti blki pandit khud unhe uthaa utha kr baghe h bachane k liye, jo murtiya apne aap ko na bacha saki tumhe kya bachaegi dekho andhe mt bno samjho
      = > 8 ) GANESH KOI BAGHWAN NHI apni gardan nhi bacha ska tumhari kya bachaega
      Ladoo Khata To TOILET Bhi Jaata Hoga khaA krtaTA hoga kaese Dhota chup chup kr krta
      = > 9 ) HINDUSS KE ANUSAR DEVI DEVTA BGWAN H " lekin bgwan ko hatiyar ki jroorat nhi " or koi bhi kisi bhi devlok swarg lok pr hamla krdeta h , haha bewakoofo andhe mt bno
      = > 10 ) Gautam buddha ka phle sidharth naam tha vo raza ke bete the phir ek din vo apne mahl se bahr ghumne ke liye nikle unhe pta nhi tha k bhar kya hota log kaese rahte h to
      1)unhone logo ko muskilo me dekha
      koi gareeb h
      koi bimaar h
      kisi ko maut aa chuuki etc etc etc
      2)phir unhone sanyas liya or dhyaan lgana shuru krdiya
      RESUlts
      1) Ab Jise Ye Na Pta Ho K mere mahl se bahr kya hora h kya vo baghwan ho sakta h ? nhi
      2) 2) jise khud maut aa gyi apni maut ko na rok saka ho budhape ko na rok saka ho kya baghwan ho sakta h ? nhi
      3) 3) jo khana khata ho toilet jata ho dhota ho ttati ko kya vo baghwan ho sakta h ? nhi
      4) ALLAH / ISWAR / GOD kisi ka mohtaz nhi
      = > JESUS bhi pagembar the Muhammad sallallahu alaihi wasallam se phle. Muhammad akhri pagembar / kalki avtar h or jesus se phle bhi avtar aye lekin logo ne vo kitabe badal dali jo phle quran se phle utri h pagembaro pr
      RESULT
      BISMILLAH
      ALLAH - ARABIC ] DIFFERENT NAME
      ISWAR - HINDI ]
      GOD - ENGLISH ]
      = > अपने बनाने वाले को पहचानो इससे पहले की मौत आ जाए और तुम पछताते हुए रह जाओ ,
      jo sb kuch bnane vala hai usee tum nhi bna skte or naa roop de skte.
      = > Jisko Allah ke Siva Pooja jata hai
      वह एक मक्खी नहीं बना सकते , अगर एक मक्खी उन पर बैठ जाए उसे उड़ा नहीं सकते , एक मक्खी अगर उनसे कुछ छीन कर ले जाए उसे छुड़ा नहीं सकते , गिर जाए तो उठ नहीं सकते टूट जाएं तो जुड़ नहीं सकते , कुछ बना नहीं सकते खुद बनाए जाते हैं ,तुम अल्लाह की इबादत करो जो सब कुछ बनाने वाला है ।
      Tum sab Allah se mafi maango vo bada maaf karne wala hai jitne tumhare gunah hai sab maaf kar dega agar tum uske Hukumo pr chaloge
      = > ALLAH / GOD / ISWAR kisi chiz ka mohtaz nhi kya vo insaan h hmari tarah - Nhi
      hum use dekh nhi skte or na hmare andar itni taqat h k hum use bna ske jbki vo sb kuch bnane vala h
      1 ) JISNE Tumhari suraat bnai , jisne tumhe ek Gande paani se paida kiya (maa or baap se) phir vo paani rang roop liya ankhe , hath , kaan , dil , dimaag , kya ye apne aap bn gaye - nhi
      = > जिसने अल्लाह का हुकुम झुठलाया वह काफिर हो गया
      = > Allah na biwi rakhta hai na aulad , ALLAH koo kisi chiz ki jarurat nahin - na khane peene ki , Na aurat ki , na bacche ki , vo kisi chiz ka mohtaj nahin ,
      अल्लाह को ना ऊंघ आती है ना नींद वह हमेशा हमेशा से जिंदा है और हमेशा हमेशा जिंदा रहेगा ।
      = > tumko banaya gya h kisi maksad k liye
      Allah ne tumhe isliye paida Kiya hai ki tum uske Hukum ko Mano , uske bheje hue pagembar ke pari ke par chalo , kyunki ye duniya imtihaan hai , imtihaan hai iska ke Tum Allah ke hukmo pr chalte ho ya nahin
      = > Jo kuchh jameen mein hai jo kuchh aasmanon mein sab kuchh Allah ka hai aur jo hamare pass hai vah hame di gai Amanat hai
      ALLAH ki ibadat kro uske btaye tariqe agar apni marzi se kroge to naqam ho jaoge yani akhri pagembar muhammad sallallahu alaihi wasallam k btaye tariqe pr
      1 ) sabse pahla Allah ka Hukum yah hai ki yakin ho ki
      " Allah ke siwa koi dusra ibadat ke layak nahin Muhammad sallallahu alaihi wasallam Allah ke akhiri pagembar Rasool hai "
      2 ) dusra Hukum
      " 5 waqt ki namaj ka hai jisnein panch waqt ki namaj ko jhutlaya vo kafir ho gya "
      = > Jisne Allah ke sath sath dusron ki bhi Pooja ki yani usne sabhi dharmon ko mana too usne Allah ka pahla Hukum jhutlaya , iski bhi saza nark h , yani vo kafir h
      = > Dhyan rakho ki Muhammad sallallahu alayhi wa sallam ek makkhi nahin banaa sakte vah mohtaj hain paigambar yani Avtaro ki bhi Puja nahin ki ja sakti agar Allah ke siwa kisi ki Puja ki too kafir ho jaenge or narak mein daal Diya jaega.
      = > Kuch Quran ki aayaton ka matlab
      " ऐ पैगंबर (मुहम्मद) अगर तुम वही ऐ इलाही के आने के बाद भी गैरों के रास्ते पर चलोगे तो तुमको हमारी पकड़ से बचाने वाला ना कोई दोस्त होगा ना कोई मददगार "
      " अगर ये पैगंबर (मोहम्मद) हमारी निस्बत कोई बात झूठ बना लाते तो हम इनका दाहिना हाथ पकड़ लेते और इनकी रगे गर्दन काट डालते फिर हमको इससे कोई रोकने वाला ना होता "
      = > KAFIR bna deta yee khna ★↓
      1 ) Ya Ali , Ya Rasool Allah , maula Ali , Bhar do jholi meri Ya Mohammed , ya Hussain , jiski maut ho chuki ho usko ya kahna pukarna , Kafir banaa deta hai matam manana Muharram ko ye sb haram hai jabki Mohammed sallallahu alaihi wasallam ne ye chizen nahin batai aur jab Mohammed Zinda thee is duniya m ye chizen thi bhi nahin - ye logoo ne khud banai hai apni taraf se
      = > Ya ka matlab hota hai pukarna
      jisko maut a jaaye usko pukara nahin ja sakta aur Allah har jagah maujood hai usko Pukar sakte hain
      = ) Man Lo tumhari man Jinda hai To Tum kahoge ki " ya maa mujhe roti de do" to vo tumhen roti de degi thik h .
      ab Agar unki maut Ho jaati hai - orr ab tum ne " ya maa mujhe roti de do " aur ab tumhare pass tumhari mein mojud Na hogi to Tum kafir Ho jaaoge kyunki tumhari man tumhare pass maujud nahin aur Allah Jo har jagah maujud hai usko pukara ja sakta hai Tum kah sakte ho Allah se - ya Allah meri madad kijiye mujh par Reham farmaye , meri roti ka intezaam kar dijiye ,
      Ya Allah main mafi mangta hun mujhse koi galti hui ho .
      = > Kahin bhi kisi dargah par jakar sazda naa karna , dargah walon se jakar duaaen Na mangna unhen khud maut aa chuki hai , vo khud mohtaj hai jaise ki tum mohtaj Ho
      so plz minimum one time read Quran , it is a word of god , i promise you will know everything that you want .
      Search on CZcams full Quran translation in your language
      And subscribe for more......,...,..... .....,.

    • @mohammed_sadiq.
      @mohammed_sadiq. Před 2 lety +11

      @@true558 it cell 😂😂

    • @short-mirchi
      @short-mirchi Před rokem

      @@mohammed_sadiq. Mdrs chp

    • @archertroop5784
      @archertroop5784 Před rokem +4

      @@short-mirchi Koi toh dikha nahi is video me
      Grkl chp to bht dikhe 🤣

    • @alwayskeepscrolling
      @alwayskeepscrolling Před rokem +3

      @@short-mirchi kuch nhi kahana ata
      Logic gya tel lene

  • @mrindia2596
    @mrindia2596 Před 4 lety +767

    आज समझ मे आता है की अग्रेंज़ो ने इतने साल भारत पे राज कैसे कर लिया था

  • @tutulable
    @tutulable Před 11 měsíci +49

    This one was too hilarious! I'm saving this. And just got your evolution t-shirt.

  • @vandanapalsane3861
    @vandanapalsane3861 Před 6 měsíci +1

    आज तो आपने कमाल कर दिया, loved this episode.. and you too!!

  • @arbaazrayeen87
    @arbaazrayeen87 Před 4 lety +170

    1.4 k dislikers seriously now i realise thanos was right😂😂😂😂

  • @godman6591
    @godman6591 Před 3 lety +500

    I liked your style of presenting 😂😂

    • @nareshsaklecha
      @nareshsaklecha Před 3 lety +3

      Damn i love it

    • @mdmoqueem5002
      @mdmoqueem5002 Před 3 lety +3

      Very nice story sir jee

    • @theclue3961
      @theclue3961 Před 3 lety +2

      Bro bol k le liya 😂

    • @chhayangnaik2195
      @chhayangnaik2195 Před 3 lety +2

      Ssly man MD Entertainment He's fantastic 😂

    • @004shabu
      @004shabu Před 3 lety +3

      I like ur video...the way u presented😁😁
      Also be proud the people like u...becz still we have the people in india with didnt loan their brain in central government ....keep it up man..i subscribed ur channel👍

  • @pallabbiswas2726
    @pallabbiswas2726 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Darwin Sir didn't say that apes got transformed to humans. He had said that humans & apes had common ancestors.

  • @XtrimUniverse
    @XtrimUniverse Před 11 měsíci +2

    After 2 years, I'm glad that I'm again receiving this vid suggestion. This time I want to be straight and sharp.
    AKASH DADA, WE NEED A PRIME MINISTER LIKE YOU !!
    END OF TOPIC !!

  • @loveallhumanity2024
    @loveallhumanity2024 Před 3 lety +546

    This guy is the only genuine deshbhakt in India. I love him, he is just great.

    • @wrongbuthonestsanatnihuman9148
      @wrongbuthonestsanatnihuman9148 Před 2 lety +2

      @@true558 Sadiyon Se Saare Extremists Ek Dusre K Granthon Ka Matter Tod Marod K Pesh Krte Rahe Hain, Yeh Sab Usi Ka Nateeja Hai, Ek Dusre K Granthon Me Esi Esi Baaten Likh Di K Aam Aadmi Bhadak Jaaye Or Jo Galat Kaam Likhe Gye Hain, Use Padh Kr Hum Kya Vishwaas Karen, Pr Krna Padta Hai, Kyon K Bachpan Se Hi Hme Esi Sikhsha Di Jaati Hai......*

    • @love_struk_devil8597
      @love_struk_devil8597 Před 2 lety +6

      @@true558 READ GITA....YOU WILL KNOW PURPOSE OF YOUR LIFE ...ALSO IN INDIA WE RESPECT ALL RELIGIONS IRRESPECTIVE OF WHETHER WE LIKE OR NOT...I CAN TELL YOU SEVERAL WEAKPOINTS AND BAD QUALITIES IN YOUR RELIGION ...I WONT...IN MY RELIGION WE EVEN SERVE WATER TO OUR ENEMIES...COZ HUMANITY AND GOOD QUALITIES ARE WAY ABOVE HUMAN...ALSO I WILL READ QURAN ONCE I READ GITEA..SO DONT WORRY ABOUT THAT..PEACE OUT

    • @PankajKumar-fk1gy
      @PankajKumar-fk1gy Před 2 lety +1

      @@wrongbuthonestsanatnihuman9148 bhai mt kro vishwaas faaltu me me khud bhi nhi krta me yeh nhi keh rha ki tum bure aadmi ban jao but yeh keh rha hu ki khud pe aur Insaaniyat pe bharosha rkho, kyunki at last tumko hi khud kamakar khana padta hai koi bhagwaan tumhe roti Dene nhi aata bs in sbhi dharmon ki achchi batein apne dimaag me rkho aur apne aane waali generations ko sikhayo ye baatein

    • @PankajKumar-fk1gy
      @PankajKumar-fk1gy Před 2 lety +4

      @@love_struk_devil8597 mene Bhagwad Geeta padhi hai mene bahut achchi baatein dekhin but bahut illogical baatein bhi dekhi atlast mene yeh conclusion banaya ki me hr dharm me se achchi batein apne dimaag me rkhunga aur apni aage wali generations ko sikhaunga

    • @love_struk_devil8597
      @love_struk_devil8597 Před 2 lety

      @@PankajKumar-fk1gy congrats u have matured....Also I would suggest just talk to a good spiritual leader...He will tell the major chunks u missed in great💙📍

  • @areebasheikh711
    @areebasheikh711 Před 4 lety +290

    While seeing this vedio.......sochna padta h kin logo k haath m desh de diya 😂

    • @balrogmusclez272
      @balrogmusclez272 Před 4 lety +4

      Hmmmm.....shayad pakistan ki janta ne diya hoga

    • @abhaymathur_
      @abhaymathur_ Před 4 lety +3

      Ab galti ho gyi SB se
      Kuch solutions v nikl aayega

    • @kalrajitender38
      @kalrajitender38 Před 4 lety +5

      chai chai chai. pakoda free

    • @muhammadhamza6811
      @muhammadhamza6811 Před 4 lety +3

      Bhai is main Pakistan na kia kia..

    • @Fitbisht89
      @Fitbisht89 Před 4 lety

      Jin logo ne bjp ko vote ni dia vhi ye bc krte hai ki apna vote kyu dia

  • @md.mahidulalamaraf3891
    @md.mahidulalamaraf3891 Před 4 měsíci +1

    6:33 Actually Sir Newton discover Gravity with his classical physics's observation of Classical Newtonian mechanics approach.
    And sir Einstein tried to observe Gravity in Modern physics's Quantum Mechanics & General Relativity, inorder to unify the fundamental forces of universe through Quantum Mechanics & General Relativity, from sub-atomic level to celestial objects(Stars, planets,galaxies, blackjoles,.....)

    • @abhishekartsofhardwork4494
      @abhishekartsofhardwork4494 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Don't become अंध भक्त bro ,,, Einstein and quantum theory aur time dalivatio ka naam bhi pataa nahi hota pure bjp ko 😂😂😂😂

  • @humevon9609
    @humevon9609 Před 9 měsíci

    Enjoyed this article and look forward to many others

  • @muskansiddikee2171
    @muskansiddikee2171 Před 3 lety +233

    This motivates me to study more or else I'll end up like them.....

    • @muskansiddikee2171
      @muskansiddikee2171 Před 3 lety +6

      @Aryan Raj ohh bhai!!!🤣🤣😂
      Ekdum savage 🔥🔥🔥

    • @nasimulhaque726
      @nasimulhaque726 Před 3 lety +4

      @Aryan Raj savage😂😂🔥🔥

    • @user-qi5vf4ur8p
      @user-qi5vf4ur8p Před 3 lety

      @@muskansiddikee2171 ab toh tumhare concepts clear ho gaye😂ab koi scope nhi h tumhara 🤣or tumhe bhi pata h ki tum aesi science k logic nhi la paoge 😂

    • @baap_ji8043
      @baap_ji8043 Před 3 lety +3

      Go ahead.... discover some more facts about cow dung..... Surely you'll be the next PM.....no more qualifications you need, . 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @BatCostumeGuy
      @BatCostumeGuy Před 3 lety +2

      @Muttanna S H Bro don't waste your time in studying, just tell people that cow dong cures every disease in existence and you'll be the Prime minister of India in no time.

  • @Prashumanila
    @Prashumanila Před 4 lety +474

    I sold my 3 milking cows, because I can't store more gold in my house, because IT & ED are more active now a days..😂😂

    • @abidca
      @abidca Před 4 lety +6

      Sahi kiya ... warna itne paise wale ho jate to phir samaj nahi aata naa.. sahi kiya sone de wali murgi.. i mean cow ko apne ...

    • @gauravnathan5701
      @gauravnathan5701 Před 4 lety +19

      Woh toh thik hai, lekin jisko tumne becha tha, uski mob lynching hogayi...

    • @Jhaaninc
      @Jhaaninc Před 4 lety

      Selective totally biased and u call urself desh bakth shame on you! Ok so here we go:
      1)How come u left out scamgressi "pappu" making a comment on gold?
      2)When u talk about Indian history u simply see and hear only what u want to! The Internet is a word used today imagine the ability to use telepathic abilities to gather information which is part of CIA researchers.
      3)Nimbus clouds have the ability to deflect RF.
      4)Gravity by an alchemist, a student who was doing a thesis on biblical college came up with gravity was and is still debated.
      5)There are a lot of mention of disease preventing herbs mentioned in ayurveda cow manure is one of them. There is a person in karnataka who claims to do this very thing and USA pharma companies send their scientists into jungles to find cures. VICE news has done a whole episode on it. It's on youtube!
      6)Vimana Shastr du even know what that is. In fact it talks about using Hg as fuel du know the chemical equivalent name? It's mercury and the Nazis did extensive research on it but could not succeed for the primary reason of poor translation of sanskrit! Today Edinburgh university has a whole wing dedicated to sanskrit and researching the veda, puranas and शास्त्र. Google it!
      7)Astrology is closely associated with Astonomy. I'm pretty Dam sure u have no idea about PRECESSION! If u calculate the length of kals as they have been described and using Dasha avataar u will arrive at a precise number that was later discovered many centuries later by a Russian. Its in wikipedia.
      Dam i could just go on and on about the way u have picked and chosen topics and twisted them so miserably lol being ignorant urself and the using the ignorance of ur viewers!

    • @mohammedmuzammil5804
      @mohammedmuzammil5804 Před 4 lety

      Technology tha🤔😭

    • @devashishpriyadarshi6366
      @devashishpriyadarshi6366 Před 4 lety +9

      @@Jhaaninc India has all the Vedas puranas and everything, instead of giving these bullshit statements why can they allocate fund to do the same what's happening in US in India too.
      Sanskrit translation is not an issue in India, why has no one in India still decode how to use mercury for jets.
      The videos that you are used to watching are similar to conspiracy theory where both side looks correct.
      And about your selectivity, you talked about how the inventor of gravity is still debated but you did not talk about the statement he gave on the importance of mathematics.
      Ever read aryabhatiya? Or it's translation? Just see how much math and geometry is already present there. But no you just rely on CZcams videos.
      And the only weapon you have is selectivity.

  • @HarroldWesterling
    @HarroldWesterling Před 6 měsíci +2

    "Yahan gaay mata to he hi lekin gadhe baap bankar ghum rahe hain!" Epic! 😂

  • @atifalam7619
    @atifalam7619 Před 6 měsíci +1

    So Sweet of you

  • @dhillongurpreet1780
    @dhillongurpreet1780 Před 3 lety +65

    Itni to MDH ki degi mirch 🌶 nhi jlati jitna bhakton ki aap jla dete ho bhai,
    Vaise aap sach mei patriot ho jo bina kisi laag lpet sach bolte ho,
    Love you bhai,
    May you live long.

  • @rajeshsaha6992
    @rajeshsaha6992 Před 3 lety +100

    Gaaye tu Mata hai, aur Gadhe bap ban kar ghoom rahe🤣🤣😂 ye wala mast tha👏👏👏

  • @Humanityandpatriotism
    @Humanityandpatriotism Před 6 měsíci +1

    Salute your courage sir

  • @Sharvik555
    @Sharvik555 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Deshbhakt Bhai,,,very good

  • @AkshayKumar-sc7ep
    @AkshayKumar-sc7ep Před 2 lety +283

    Carryminati: I'm the next level roaster
    Akash Banarjee:hold my politicians science theory

  • @fakhruddinaus7445
    @fakhruddinaus7445 Před 4 lety +3778

    मोदी जी जानते है कि अगर वो हग भी दे तो मीडिया उसे गाजर का हलवा साबित करके, भक्तों को खिला कर ही दम लेगी🤣🤣🤣

    • @indianboy4041
      @indianboy4041 Před 4 lety +56

      Bhakt ko bol gobar lejaye jyada hogya hai mere pass but dudh sasura ko chune nhi dunga🤣

    • @Englishdotcom
      @Englishdotcom Před 4 lety +11

      @@indianboy4041 nahi nahi congress sarkar me tum logo ke sath jo hua tum logo ne jojo bhi mourn manmohan ka kya kya kha piya or pachya, jaruri nahi ki hum bhi tumhari tarah bewkuph hi hai. Or kuchh bhi khaa lenge 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @keshvi4420
      @keshvi4420 Před 4 lety +41

      😂😂😂

    • @prafullakumar3978
      @prafullakumar3978 Před 4 lety +135

      Bhakton ko mirchi lagi

    • @akmyesirarafat1667
      @akmyesirarafat1667 Před 4 lety +71

      Wow keya bola. tune to bakht ki watttttttt laga diya vai......

  • @ShariqHusain80
    @ShariqHusain80 Před 6 měsíci +3

    It's inspiring to witness the reinvention of science in #NewIndia. The commitment to innovation, research, and development is evident in the strides being made across various scientific domains. Whether it's advancements in technology, breakthroughs in healthcare, or sustainable solutions for the future, the scientific community in India is pushing boundaries and reshaping the landscape. This transformative journey is not only fostering national progress but also contributing to the global scientific discourse. Kudos to the brilliant minds driving this evolution and paving the way for a brighter, more technologically advanced future. #ScienceInnovation #NewIndiaRising
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃🙃😛😛🤪🤪

    • @roninforge
      @roninforge Před 5 měsíci

      tru..but these politicians should pick up a book or two sometimes xd..

  • @Amarkumar-bb8ep
    @Amarkumar-bb8ep Před 7 měsíci +3

    अगर "मछली जल की रानी" पढ़ाते हो तो..❗
    "गधा अंधभगतों का राजा है" इसको क्यों नही पढ़ाया जाता❓
    पूछता है भारत
    😆🤣😆

  • @sujaydas567
    @sujaydas567 Před 4 lety +108

    Great Sirji... but you've missed the great (a+b)^2 formula

    • @mohammedsirajdhalayat1354
      @mohammedsirajdhalayat1354 Před 4 lety +5

      Yes very true
      (a+b) whole Square is equals to a square+b square + 2ab the most intilgent person on this earth says 2ab is extra ????? Great mathematics

    • @AbhijitBiswasDBZ
      @AbhijitBiswasDBZ Před 4 lety +4

      10 is very less, 10000 Ka list lagega 😂

    • @afsheen030
      @afsheen030 Před 4 lety +4

      That is really epic dialogue by modi . Peeing human had done an entire video on that😂

    • @mohammadtahaansari231
      @mohammadtahaansari231 Před 4 lety

      Hahaha

  • @reenamohanta2994
    @reenamohanta2994 Před 4 lety +229

    Its a competition ....."who can say the most ridiculous thing?"

  • @Mdj947
    @Mdj947 Před 10 měsíci +2

    What a mind blowing sir well said❤

  • @mariyahh
    @mariyahh Před 7 měsíci +1

    What an eye opening video. Thanks

  • @umangjain6374
    @umangjain6374 Před 4 lety +180

    As a physics PhD student, this is heart breaking to see. It is very sad that our people are being told these absolutely senseless things by our leaders. And here I am dreaming about educating our people and taking them towards science and logic. These morons are pulling us back, way back..

    • @nirmalkumar8694
      @nirmalkumar8694 Před 11 měsíci

      Yep that's the intention... Keep people in darkness and rule for 50 years

    • @LoLYouSayWhat
      @LoLYouSayWhat Před 11 měsíci

      Vote for Modi and Blow Job Party again

    • @AmankumarTripathi1729
      @AmankumarTripathi1729 Před 10 měsíci +1

      So can I ask you the role of Einstein in the modern understanding of the term GRAVITY?

    • @souravdeb283
      @souravdeb283 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@AmankumarTripathi1729 gravity means?

    • @AmankumarTripathi1729
      @AmankumarTripathi1729 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@souravdeb283 yes ... because general relativity deals completely with gravity and it's true that entire general relativity was actually produced because of a thought experiment in which Einstein imagined someone in a freefall

  • @mubeen4156
    @mubeen4156 Před 4 lety +95

    Science hum sharminda hai tera kaatil zinda hai ........😭😭😭...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kksayyed952
    @kksayyed952 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Bahot khoob ek zabardast sachchaai batane ke liye mister realy desh bhakt keep it up

  • @mdsajidmdsajid5894
    @mdsajidmdsajid5894 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Bahut badhiya.shukrya

  • @dhruvpahwa
    @dhruvpahwa Před 3 lety +453

    And Ramesh Pokhriyal is our Education Minister......no more words needed

  • @siddborah
    @siddborah Před 4 lety +222

    They be like "I don't understand science, so let's destroy it and make our own!" 😂

    • @itsyasirnawaz
      @itsyasirnawaz Před 4 lety +1

      🤣🤣

    • @truesunshine7060
      @truesunshine7060 Před 4 lety

      😂😂😂lol

    • @arpitpandey1270
      @arpitpandey1270 Před 4 lety

      just shame on youuu Inn chutiyo ko wajh se hindo ko apne dharm ko gaali de rha ye sale muslim ko ya kisi aur ko kabhi kuch nahj bolnge kyuki unse inse khana pani nahi chalta jaisi bhi govt hw kmse km army k khilaf to kaam nahi krti Bomb blast to nahi hote aise saalo koKoi bhi kuch bhi nahi pta he aur tere jaisw chuitye inhe support karte he😠😡😡

    • @mdshahnawaz4413
      @mdshahnawaz4413 Před 4 lety

      @@arpitpandey1270 har jagha hindu Muslim lana jaruri hai kay bhai

    • @ganiakara
      @ganiakara Před 4 lety +1

      Maybe I should become politician and join them too😂

  • @Fazzy_Boss
    @Fazzy_Boss Před 8 měsíci +3

    Good one akash bhai

  • @zafrullans9968
    @zafrullans9968 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Superb Bhai...I'm ur fan

  • @farmanahamd5124
    @farmanahamd5124 Před 4 lety +108

    यमराज‐‐तुम्हारा समय पूरा हो चुका है। कोई अंतिम इच्छा हो तो बताओ
    मनुष्य -‐BSSC Inter level exam का रिजल्ट देखना चाहता हूँ
    यमराज-‐चालाक प्राणी, अमर होना चाहता है

  • @proudindian9140
    @proudindian9140 Před 4 lety +119

    Inventions of the Millennium.
    Neutron
    Electron
    Proton
    Atom
    *Mitron*

    • @silconcityfurniture7666
      @silconcityfurniture7666 Před 4 lety +1

      You Should Have Add Electron.........

    • @basharali746
      @basharali746 Před 4 lety

      Haha

    • @times2508
      @times2508 Před 4 lety

      Millennium 1983-2000 k beech me Paida hote h

    • @greekgod1935
      @greekgod1935 Před 4 lety

      Times of universe thnk u for the knowledge i didn’t know the meaning of millennials ..

    • @zees9669
      @zees9669 Před 4 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ac.giitiishvaranandaavadhu3716

    Mind blowing and excellent episode.

  • @priyambharti7746
    @priyambharti7746 Před 3 lety +196

    This is what happens when there is no education qualification for political leaders .

    • @debashissarkar5638
      @debashissarkar5638 Před 3 lety +13

      There should be a law to ensure that anyone who wants to be politically active must have a minimum educational qualification,and they should pass an entrance exam just like every major education system..
      Also anyone with any kind of religious beliefs and criminal history can't be a politically active person.
      The supreme court should be given the power to take action against any political leaders if they're accused of corruption or any criminal activities.
      If these things can be implemented in our constitution,70-80% of our problems will be solved immediately😎😎

    • @ho-leesheet5923
      @ho-leesheet5923 Před 3 lety +3

      @@debashissarkar5638 yes

    • @true558
      @true558 Před 2 lety +1

      BISMILLAH
      must read Andhi Bhakti kise khte h
      हिंदुत्व के अनुसार कुछ मनोरंजक , रोमांचक बातें
      = > 1 ) Shiv Koi Bghwan Nhi Use Chahiye BHAANG ka nasa or NANGI aurata log use khush krne k liye uska ling bna kr yani sivling ki pooja krte h fir uspr apni maa behno se doodh ghee se malis krvate h taki shiv koo mjaa aye or vo khush ho jaye or unko koi vardaan mil jaye usee nangi auratS chaiye jo uske liing ki malis kre vo bagwan nhi kyuki vo mohtaz h mjee lene ka or liing pr malis krvane ka usne ganesh ki gardan kati k unhe pta nhi tha k ye gnesh mera beta h kya vo bhgwan aesa ho skta h k use kuch pta nhi ho or fir vapas use jinda bhi nhi kr saka asli gardan ke sath usee bhaang ka nsaa , sarab chaiye or nangi aurata
      = > 2 ) 5 Pandav Ek Aurat Dropdi Ke Sath mjee lete bhut mjee liye lekin dropadi ne kuch nhi kha vo chup rhi kuch na boli pancho k sath mjaa jo aa raha tha kaese aadmi the jo ek k sath sbnne mje liye or Voo aurat khusi khusi apna waqt gujarti rahi mje me , dekho aesa nhi krna chaiye ye galat h islam me ye sb haram h kya ye bghwan ka niyam h mahabharata ka krishan bhi mojuud THA vhi pr lekin use apni leela dikhani thi jo ki khud gopio se mje leta unke sath leela jhameela chameela krta uska kanoon to aesa hi hoga
      = > 3 ) Krishna Koi Baghwan Nhi vo chori krta or ldkio ko chedta or nangi ldkio ko nhate hue dekhta mjee leta unse bahuut mje leta or unke kpde uthata or bhaag jaata or tum khte ho ye sb krishan ki leela h krishan makhan khata to ttati bhi krta hoga logo se chup chup kr toilet jaata taki koi na dekhle tatti krte hue , common si baat h. kya vo bagwan aesa ho skta h jo tatti krta ho bewakoofo ldkio ke matko ko pathar markr todna fir ulti ulti harkate krna mjee lena etc kya sb kuch bnane vala aesa ho skta h
      = > 4 ) Brahma Koi Bgwan Nhi Usne Apni Beti saraswati ke sath blatkar kiya uske sath mjee liye bhut majee liye
      search krlo agar anpadh ho bina padhe likhe usko pooojte ho jise tum khud bnate ho or USE TUM brahmand ko bnane vala khte ho
      = > 5 ) RAM KOI BAGHWAN NHI jo khud paida hota h vo sb kuch bnane vala nhi hota , varna unhe Pta Hota K Sita pavitra h ya nhi to agni parikhsa ki jroorat nhi pdti , raavan k bare m bhi nhi pta tha k kaese marega or na laxman ko jivit krske jb vo megnath ke teero se marne vala tha phir rishi ko bulaya or hath jodkar kha rote hue k Mera Bhai kaese theek hoga , kaese theek hoga laxman , koi upay h rishi apke pas ram bhgwan hota to theek na krdeta khud puchne ki jroorat nhi , ram khana khata to toilet bhi jata hoga kya vo sb kuch bnane vala aesa ho skta h andhe mt bno
      = > 6 ) HANUMAN KOI BAGHWAN NHI jb rishi lxman ko bachane k liye jdi buti btayi to use lene gye agar bhgwan hota to khud theek na krdeta or pta bhi nhi tha konsi jdi buti h pura pahad hi utha laye
      dekho andhe mat bno
      = > 7) JO PHLE MURTIYA TODI h agar un murtiyo m taqat hoti to tutne se bacha na leti blki pandit khud unhe uthaa utha kr baghe h bachane k liye, jo murtiya apne aap ko na bacha saki tumhe kya bachaegi dekho andhe mt bno samjho
      = > 8 ) GANESH KOI BAGHWAN NHI apni gardan nhi bacha ska tumhari kya bachaega
      Ladoo Khata To TOILET Bhi Jaata Hoga khaA krtaTA hoga kaese Dhota chup chup kr krta
      = > 9 ) HINDUSS KE ANUSAR DEVI DEVTA BGWAN H " lekin bgwan ko hatiyar ki jroorat nhi " or koi bhi kisi bhi devlok swarg lok pr hamla krdeta h , haha bewakoofo andhe mt bno
      = > 10 ) Gautam buddha ka phle sidharth naam tha vo raza ke bete the phir ek din vo apne mahl se bahr ghumne ke liye nikle unhe pta nhi tha k bhar kya hota log kaese rahte h to
      1)unhone logo ko muskilo me dekha
      koi gareeb h
      koi bimaar h
      kisi ko maut aa chuuki etc etc etc
      2)phir unhone sanyas liya or dhyaan lgana shuru krdiya
      RESUlts
      1) Ab Jise Ye Na Pta Ho K mere mahl se bahr kya hora h kya vo baghwan ho sakta h ? nhi
      2) 2) jise khud maut aa gyi apni maut ko na rok saka ho budhape ko na rok saka ho kya baghwan ho sakta h ? nhi
      3) 3) jo khana khata ho toilet jata ho dhota ho ttati ko kya vo baghwan ho sakta h ? nhi
      4) ALLAH / ISWAR / GOD kisi ka mohtaz nhi
      = > JESUS bhi pagembar the Muhammad sallallahu alaihi wasallam se phle. Muhammad akhri pagembar / kalki avtar h or jesus se phle bhi avtar aye lekin logo ne vo kitabe badal dali jo phle quran se phle utri h pagembaro pr
      RESULT
      BISMILLAH
      ALLAH - ARABIC ] DIFFERENT NAME
      ISWAR - HINDI ]
      GOD - ENGLISH ]
      = > अपने बनाने वाले को पहचानो इससे पहले की मौत आ जाए और तुम पछताते हुए रह जाओ ,
      jo sb kuch bnane vala hai usee tum nhi bna skte or naa roop de skte.
      = > Jisko Allah ke Siva Pooja jata hai
      वह एक मक्खी नहीं बना सकते , अगर एक मक्खी उन पर बैठ जाए उसे उड़ा नहीं सकते , एक मक्खी अगर उनसे कुछ छीन कर ले जाए उसे छुड़ा नहीं सकते , गिर जाए तो उठ नहीं सकते टूट जाएं तो जुड़ नहीं सकते , कुछ बना नहीं सकते खुद बनाए जाते हैं ,तुम अल्लाह की इबादत करो जो सब कुछ बनाने वाला है ।
      Tum sab Allah se mafi maango vo bada maaf karne wala hai jitne tumhare gunah hai sab maaf kar dega agar tum uske Hukumo pr chaloge
      = > ALLAH / GOD / ISWAR kisi chiz ka mohtaz nhi kya vo insaan h hmari tarah - Nhi
      hum use dekh nhi skte or na hmare andar itni taqat h k hum use bna ske jbki vo sb kuch bnane vala h
      1 ) JISNE Tumhari suraat bnai , jisne tumhe ek Gande paani se paida kiya (maa or baap se) phir vo paani rang roop liya ankhe , hath , kaan , dil , dimaag , kya ye apne aap bn gaye - nhi
      = > जिसने अल्लाह का हुकुम झुठलाया वह काफिर हो गया
      = > Allah na biwi rakhta hai na aulad , ALLAH koo kisi chiz ki jarurat nahin - na khane peene ki , Na aurat ki , na bacche ki , vo kisi chiz ka mohtaj nahin ,
      अल्लाह को ना ऊंघ आती है ना नींद वह हमेशा हमेशा से जिंदा है और हमेशा हमेशा जिंदा रहेगा ।
      = > tumko banaya gya h kisi maksad k liye
      Allah ne tumhe isliye paida Kiya hai ki tum uske Hukum ko Mano , uske bheje hue pagembar ke pari ke par chalo , kyunki ye duniya imtihaan hai , imtihaan hai iska ke Tum Allah ke hukmo pr chalte ho ya nahin
      = > Jo kuchh jameen mein hai jo kuchh aasmanon mein sab kuchh Allah ka hai aur jo hamare pass hai vah hame di gai Amanat hai
      ALLAH ki ibadat kro uske btaye tariqe agar apni marzi se kroge to naqam ho jaoge yani akhri pagembar muhammad sallallahu alaihi wasallam k btaye tariqe pr
      1 ) sabse pahla Allah ka Hukum yah hai ki yakin ho ki
      " Allah ke siwa koi dusra ibadat ke layak nahin Muhammad sallallahu alaihi wasallam Allah ke akhiri pagembar Rasool hai "
      2 ) dusra Hukum
      " 5 waqt ki namaj ka hai jisnein panch waqt ki namaj ko jhutlaya vo kafir ho gya "
      = > Jisne Allah ke sath sath dusron ki bhi Pooja ki yani usne sabhi dharmon ko mana too usne Allah ka pahla Hukum jhutlaya , iski bhi saza nark h , yani vo kafir h
      = > Dhyan rakho ki Muhammad sallallahu alayhi wa sallam ek makkhi nahin banaa sakte vah mohtaj hain paigambar yani Avtaro ki bhi Puja nahin ki ja sakti agar Allah ke siwa kisi ki Puja ki too kafir ho jaenge or narak mein daal Diya jaega.
      = > Kuch Quran ki aayaton ka matlab
      " ऐ पैगंबर (मुहम्मद) अगर तुम वही ऐ इलाही के आने के बाद भी गैरों के रास्ते पर चलोगे तो तुमको हमारी पकड़ से बचाने वाला ना कोई दोस्त होगा ना कोई मददगार "
      " अगर ये पैगंबर (मोहम्मद) हमारी निस्बत कोई बात झूठ बना लाते तो हम इनका दाहिना हाथ पकड़ लेते और इनकी रगे गर्दन काट डालते फिर हमको इससे कोई रोकने वाला ना होता "
      = > KAFIR bna deta yee khna ★↓
      1 ) Ya Ali , Ya Rasool Allah , maula Ali , Bhar do jholi meri Ya Mohammed , ya Hussain , jiski maut ho chuki ho usko ya kahna pukarna , Kafir banaa deta hai matam manana Muharram ko ye sb haram hai jabki Mohammed sallallahu alaihi wasallam ne ye chizen nahin batai aur jab Mohammed Zinda thee is duniya m ye chizen thi bhi nahin - ye logoo ne khud banai hai apni taraf se
      = > Ya ka matlab hota hai pukarna
      jisko maut a jaaye usko pukara nahin ja sakta aur Allah har jagah maujood hai usko Pukar sakte hain
      = ) Man Lo tumhari man Jinda hai To Tum kahoge ki " ya maa mujhe roti de do" to vo tumhen roti de degi thik h .
      ab Agar unki maut Ho jaati hai - orr ab tum ne " ya maa mujhe roti de do " aur ab tumhare pass tumhari mein mojud Na hogi to Tum kafir Ho jaaoge kyunki tumhari man tumhare pass maujud nahin aur Allah Jo har jagah maujud hai usko pukara ja sakta hai Tum kah sakte ho Allah se - ya Allah meri madad kijiye mujh par Reham farmaye , meri roti ka intezaam kar dijiye ,
      Ya Allah main mafi mangta hun mujhse koi galti hui ho .
      = > Kahin bhi kisi dargah par jakar sazda naa karna , dargah walon se jakar duaaen Na mangna unhen khud maut aa chuki hai , vo khud mohtaj hai jaise ki tum mohtaj Ho
      so plz minimum one time read Quran , it is a word of god , i promise you will know everything that you want .
      Search on CZcams full Quran translation in your language
      And subscribe for more......,...,.... .,...

    • @sahilusman686
      @sahilusman686 Před 2 lety +4

      Actually there r well educated ppl in this party talking nonsense...their qualifications r of no use...o maybe they got degree like our prime minister

    • @mujahidmohammad1656
      @mujahidmohammad1656 Před 2 lety +2

      It's true sister

  • @Nonameta
    @Nonameta Před 4 lety +118

    I was a student in Andhra university at that time he gave that statement.
    Now i am shameful of that act. 😔😔

    • @thedeshbhakt
      @thedeshbhakt  Před 4 lety +21

      what is he doing now? any other country he would have lost his job

    • @varshresht_rao
      @varshresht_rao Před 4 lety +17

      @@thedeshbhakt he is now an inspiration to other gober politicians😂

    • @unitedummah8292
      @unitedummah8292 Před 4 lety +1

      Doraemooooooooaaaaaannnn!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Cyril_Jacob
      @Cyril_Jacob Před 3 lety +2

      @@varshresht_rao right 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Raghvendrasingh-zk8hl
    @Raghvendrasingh-zk8hl Před 11 měsíci +1

    Peacock do not do intercourse is the statement of Jaya Kishori ji,,,🤣🤣

  • @turekoyu6408
    @turekoyu6408 Před 4 měsíci

    Interesting Bhai, expecting more episodes of this kind.

  • @mdfaizanalam1773
    @mdfaizanalam1773 Před 4 lety +141

    the best line was , why is mother diary selling milk instead of jewellery ?

  • @echo2014
    @echo2014 Před 3 lety +541

    2 min scilence for me and my brothers sisters who have taken science

    • @Suraj-_-Sood
      @Suraj-_-Sood Před 3 lety +10

      😂😂😂😂

    • @GodKnowsWho786
      @GodKnowsWho786 Před 3 lety +8

      Your dp 😂😂

    • @mohitaahuja4956
      @mohitaahuja4956 Před 3 lety +11

      I was also a science student and after seeing this video I was like "what the hell is this???"

    • @mehak6259
      @mehak6259 Před 3 lety +1

      same to you

    • @beast4073
      @beast4073 Před 3 lety +3

      It's good to see science with facts and hard with formulas 😂😂😂

  • @drfirozk
    @drfirozk Před 9 měsíci +1

    Expecting an extended episode from you incorporating newest scientific blockbusters😂

  • @biswajyotide6995
    @biswajyotide6995 Před 7 měsíci

    Very good explanation for Indian ministers. They are our scientists who don't know the S of science.

  • @farjadmir8842
    @farjadmir8842 Před 4 lety +112

    Science just committed suicide after watching this video!!!
    RIP SCIENCE 😭😭😭

  • @xdadev
    @xdadev Před 4 lety +152

    Let's deposit cow dung in our bank accounts now.

  • @touhidsir329
    @touhidsir329 Před 11 měsíci

    Really really good, awesome explanation, desh ka kya future h?....

  • @abhijeetsachan77
    @abhijeetsachan77 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Here after watching part 2

  • @sunny27jan
    @sunny27jan Před 3 lety +421

    This is 100% proved that politicians of ruling party are illiterate.

    • @iamanonymous9895
      @iamanonymous9895 Před 3 lety +8

      Then the opposition must definitely be worse than that....

    • @debashissarkar5638
      @debashissarkar5638 Před 3 lety +21

      Unpad,gawar aur criminals🤣😂

    • @Alijah007
      @Alijah007 Před 3 lety +45

      All are graduate from RSS university in HATE and DIVIDE OWN PEOPLE

    • @Zarafin
      @Zarafin Před 3 lety +17

      Someone who's educated isn't dumb enough to get into politics that's why we have idiots running our country.

    • @ohwhatthebass8882
      @ohwhatthebass8882 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Zarafin bro agr bevkoof log ki bharat ko chala rhe h...to ye desh kbka tabah ho chuka hota....me koi andhbhakt nhi hu..i don't support any party...but tum jese chutiya bathroom m bethke kuch bi comment krdo..bolna aasan hota h krna bhot mushkil..tum jese culture less log os desh p dhabba ho..country k liye kuch kia h kbhi??agr nhi to faltu bolke oro ka moral bi down mt kro..
      Sch m yrr chutiye hi ho tum jese...

  • @keepconnect
    @keepconnect Před 4 lety +278

    अरे बस कर भाई ।
    अब क्या भक्त लोगोको रूलाके छोडोगे ।😂😂😂😂

    • @Manoj_maurya.
      @Manoj_maurya. Před 4 lety +1

      Jra pappu ko bhi yad kar leta ch## wo akela sb k barabar hai 😂😂😂

    • @zainmalik1964
      @zainmalik1964 Před 4 lety +4

      Andhbhakt ki jali😁😁😁

    • @sarfaraz1
      @sarfaraz1 Před 4 lety +2

      @@zainmalik1964 ye wo hai jiske papa ne jab congres polio pila rahi thi tab mut pilaya tha isko bachpan me

    • @rihansautirkar5775
      @rihansautirkar5775 Před 4 lety

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

    • @mohsinbalochpanjgurbalochi4353
      @mohsinbalochpanjgurbalochi4353 Před 2 lety

      Teri acche se jali na andhbhakt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-uh1fl8pq6g
    @user-uh1fl8pq6g Před 6 měsíci

    👏Big hands for our new scientists

  • @SunnyKumar-xv4fz
    @SunnyKumar-xv4fz Před 2 měsíci +1

    Sir aap aur dhruv rathi sir jaise log hum sabhi ko sahi disha dikhane ki aapar koshish karte ho par aaj kal ki politics itni jyada kharab ho chuki hai ki hum chahe bhi to ise badal nahi sakte mai bachpan se hi BJP ko bahut acchi party manta tha par jis din se dhuruv sir aur aap ki videos dekhna shuru ki yakin maniye BJP se vishwas hi uth Gaya hai thanku sir proud of you jai hind jai bharat

  • @nileshsharma6265
    @nileshsharma6265 Před 4 lety +110

    pragya was treated for pimples and she thought it was cancer (jk)😂

  • @iamshreyas43
    @iamshreyas43 Před 4 lety +146

    My imagination:
    I want akash banerjee /dhruv ratheee to interview Modiji live the way anil kapoor interviews amresh puri in nayak hindi movie...

    • @thedeshbhakt
      @thedeshbhakt  Před 4 lety +29

      good dream ;)

    • @TalibKhan-pw9fp
      @TalibKhan-pw9fp Před 4 lety +13

      @@rinkidevi9708 u r inhaling CO2 and exhaling O2.

    • @azharsk9209
      @azharsk9209 Před 4 lety +7

      Bhai youtube views nahi sambhal payega youtube aur andhbahakts dono crash kar jayengey

    • @iamshreyas43
      @iamshreyas43 Před 4 lety

      @@thedeshbhakt thnxx sir

    • @rohitshani5247
      @rohitshani5247 Před 4 lety +1

      bg s bro just chill out why so serious bs maze lo yar

  • @nilam4690
    @nilam4690 Před 6 měsíci +1

    😂😂😂😂😂 great work sir 🙏 Grand salute 🙏

  • @syed4603
    @syed4603 Před 10 měsíci

    Very good @Deshbhakt team

  • @xyzbhai4632
    @xyzbhai4632 Před 4 lety +609

    1.5k dislike karne wale sab Einstein hai 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Rahulsharma-td8xk
      @Rahulsharma-td8xk Před 4 lety +6

      634k views aur bas 71k like mja aa gya dekh k lagta hai ab desh mein jaagrukta aayi hai...

    • @arpitpandey1270
      @arpitpandey1270 Před 4 lety +5

      just shame on youuu Inn chutiyo ko wajh se hindo ko apne dharm ko gaali de rha ye sale muslim ko ya kisi aur ko kabhi kuch nahj bolnge kyuki unse inse khana pani nahi chalta jaisi bhi govt hw kmse km army k khilaf to kaam nahi krti Bomb blast to nahi hote aise saalo koKoi bhi kuch bhi nahi pta he aur tere jaisw chuitye inhe support karte he😠😡😡

    • @arpitpandey1270
      @arpitpandey1270 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Rahulsharma-td8xk just shame on youuu Inn chutiyo ko wajh se hindo ko apne dharm ko gaali de rha ye sale muslim ko ya kisi aur ko kabhi kuch nahj bolnge kyuki unse inse khana pani nahi chalta jaisi bhi govt hw kmse km army k khilaf to kaam nahi krti Bomb blast to nahi hote aise saalo koKoi bhi kuch bhi nahi pta he aur tere jaisw chuitye inhe support karte he😠😡😡

    • @anirudhtaram2912
      @anirudhtaram2912 Před 4 lety

      😆😆😆......

    • @abhishekkumarprajapati5959
      @abhishekkumarprajapati5959 Před 4 lety +5

      @@arpitpandey1270 Bhakton ki Jai ho

  • @anannyachakraborty5602
    @anannyachakraborty5602 Před 4 lety +174

    I'm laughing my ass out 😂😂😂😂😂
    Especially, hagne me sona aur mut me Durex 😂😂😂😂

    • @abhishekrai5268
      @abhishekrai5268 Před 4 lety +1

      I love ur comment anannya

    • @riz35
      @riz35 Před 4 lety +2

      hahahahhahaha

    • @shaikhmatiulbari3895
      @shaikhmatiulbari3895 Před 4 lety +5

      I'm laughing my ass out....
      Me has raha G**nd nikaal ke....
      😂😂😂😂
      No offence intended

    • @falconworld1061
      @falconworld1061 Před 4 lety +2

      Maryaada ki bhi seema hoti hai 😁😄😆😅😂

    • @Ash-sw6sc
      @Ash-sw6sc Před 4 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @apkaabu1
    @apkaabu1 Před 11 měsíci

    Zabardast prograam dost. Keep up the work

  • @subratadey9257
    @subratadey9257 Před 4 lety +151

    I am from Tripura
    Biplab Deb one of worst cm in our Tripuras history
    (He told another thing :-Duck release oxygen In water)

  • @musarratvora8278
    @musarratvora8278 Před 4 lety +150

    This man just kills with his incredible sarcasm, facts and awesome research. Proud of you. Real Indian with knowledge and skills

  • @sultanahmad8333
    @sultanahmad8333 Před 7 měsíci +1

    New India Bharat became the Home of andhbhakt...... fifty years back......

  • @germonchauhan6732
    @germonchauhan6732 Před 11 měsíci

    Wow! Wonderful!!! U r great!!!❤❤❤

  • @voodoomagic90
    @voodoomagic90 Před 3 lety +462

    " we saw a human turning into an ape and then turning into a politician" omg i died laughing from this! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @munsinasimali5888
      @munsinasimali5888 Před 3 lety +4

      Apko dar nehi lagta ? In sab transformed Ape se😉!!!

    • @AlamWorlds
      @AlamWorlds Před rokem

      @Allah 🔒 TAALA Brahma aur sarswati be like Hume bhool gyaa 😂😂😂😂

    • @mmwajid2007
      @mmwajid2007 Před 11 měsíci

      ऐसे PM और ऐसे सांसद से अच्छे काम की क्या उम्मीद की जासकती है?

    • @dravikush
      @dravikush Před 11 měsíci

      @@munsinasimali5888
      Pura bharat daraa hua he......

  • @aadilali4358
    @aadilali4358 Před 4 lety +233

    I can't stop laughing in this whole episode..This ep is lit😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣. And shared it to family group.

    • @tellagakrakhna9232
      @tellagakrakhna9232 Před 4 lety

      Saale mulle tere dharam pe video banane wala hu fatwa mat diyo 🤣🤣

    • @aadilali4358
      @aadilali4358 Před 4 lety +5

      @@tellagakrakhna9232 banne ke baad link tag kar dena..😂😂😂😂😂 .

    • @tellagakrakhna9232
      @tellagakrakhna9232 Před 4 lety

      @S Chouhan bhai mera comment padh lo maine kya pucha h Banerjee sir se fir bolna. Iss coment thread k bahar bhi dekh lo bhai.

    • @tellagakrakhna9232
      @tellagakrakhna9232 Před 4 lety

      @S Chouhan hor muje pata h wo mere question ka jawab nai denge. Reason apko bhi pata h.

    • @tellagakrakhna9232
      @tellagakrakhna9232 Před 4 lety

      @S Chouhan i apologize but will mr.banerjee answer my question. Otherwise i will consider him biased.