Zakir Khan - What happens when you fail in an exam! AIB Diwas
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First 30 second... That's why this man is respected 🙏
Shi bola bhai
@Ayush Pandey Irony is his username is insaan.
True
@@rishavsaha480 I thought the same bro🤔🤔
@@shubhpatel7782 abbe tu itna gawar kaise hai zara sa toh logic laga bc
" maa bete ka rishta hai, isse secular rehne do " WOW ❤️
The way to copy the comment of the other dude
@@arnavgoyal7952 there are thousand people who must have watched this video - I have no idea whose comment you are talking about kid. even if it's almost similar to that one , consider it sheer coincidence 🌻
@@AditiMisra The exact same emote, the exact sane inverted commas, the same capital letters literally copied from a comment 2 years ago. I don't consider that a coincidence. Maybe your logic does.
@@arnavgoyal7952 I'm sorry if this offended you but u had no intention if doing so to you stranger, have a good day.
and if this bothers you too much that your brain is stuck here I'll delete it for your mental happiness 😁
@@arnavgoyal7952 na same ni hai bhai
That father and son's relationship joke is to the point 🤣
00:19 felt Proud to be indian love you bro
Bro,he is also an indian
@@legendsdad9042 yes
bhai hindu bano..secular nhi warna desh pe kab muslim kabza kar lenge tumhe pta bhi nhi chalega
Zakir is the only person who can make people cry even over the funniest jokes... this guy is amazing
Are bhay, aakhir joke usiko kahenge jo aankh me aansoo la de.
Ye do person ko dipression ki goli do bhai bada dhuk hai inko
❤Ya bro
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First 30 seconds will make you realise, why this man is respected and why he is different from any other comedians is India, right now.
Namaste bhaiya pehchaana?
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@@riannasingh2984 ok
@@riannasingh2984ok
Hii sir. I'm from Nepal . You are the person that I felt you are only a comedian but slowly I realized that your not only a comedian you are a gem. Your word like the magical words that comes from the directly from heaven. Your word made us emotional , motivated , gives Smile 😊 on our face . you are the what I say. Huge respect you sir.Hats off . Lots of love from Nepal ❤️. In my life I just want you once in my life 🙏👑
he knows how to end an act and left the people laughing
*00:29** Maa bete ka rishta secular rehne do* 👍👌
Sure bhai
Yes ✌️
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Xt lm. Nn
Maa ayse hi hote haa bata
"Maa bete ka rishta secular rahne do" ke liye 1000k likes👍👍👍👌👌👌👌👌
mem lakh bhi kam h
No
its 1M
1000k=😂😭
We'll give you more🔥🔥🔥
1st line touched my heart ❤ that's the difference between zakir bhai and other so called standup comedian
Love the dedication of the cameraman.. how he does moves the camera at 25th second.. great salute to you man... God bless you.. dunia k hr cameraman ko itna Hi kaabil hona chahiye
"Sab log kuch na kuch karhi lete hai life me '' this line give mi positivity🤣🤣🤣
But topper log jyada successfull hote hai
Ha pata hai
@@parikshitpanigrahi7674 only in govt. Exam
@@parikshitpanigrahi7674 toppers just sucks themselves. I know it cause I was a topper too at once.
@@ShyamSundar-of8lz but I think you didn't loved to be a topper that's why you sucked
The way he explained the relationship of teenager boys with their fathers especially is something that is experienced by myself. And totally agreed with his point. Relatable 💯
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@@nothingpersonalkid whats tha plan?
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4:50 Tanmay's laugh😂😂
First 30 second are why this man is respected Love u Zakir He has respect for every single religion ❤❤😊😊🥰
That first lines "ese awkward mt hoo.. musalman ke gharpe.. krishna ke gane... " 😍😍😍😍
Broo u earned lot of respect from me
Sab log ye bat nhi samzte..
Ishwar allah.. ek hi he
Kitne % muslims ke ghar me hoga aur kitne muslims aisa sochta hoga
👍👍👍👍👍
@@udomshukul3383 main sochti hoon aisa
@@udomshukul3383 jitne aise reply dene vale band hote jaate utne hi aisi soch vaale badhte jaate hain...
@@hmmmm9174 Utopia me ho kya. Reality vaisa kaha hain chutiye
Pitaji mein fir se fail ho gya ...this is epic.😂😂😂😂😂😂
H h h h
Yess hahaha
😂😂😂😂😂
Lollamlol
@harvindar singh 00ppp0 poop
I can never get over this guy❤️❤️
He's such a blessing ❤️❤️❤️
You're an absolute star for us❤️❤️
You're truly a gem Zakir❤️❤️
1:51 - The expression 😁
All boys can relate
*0:20** :- It's the reason he is loved so much!* ❤️
Hum muslim log bhi bachpan mein Krishna ji aur ganesh ji ke bachpan dekhe hi bade huve hai all time favourite that butter and laddoo🤤❤
@@mavricyt4941 muslim dil sah hum...culture hai hindustani
@@mavricyt4941 Pehle Sab Indian Hai Bro 🇮🇳Hame British ne alag kia hai
@@Punkskit I am from Pakistan bro but no hate to India from my side🥰🥰
@@ShortStories471 bai kya yarr matlab kush b kush b
We all are one Bhai❤️❤️❤️
"Maa bete ka rishta secular rehne" do has a different fan base❤
Ek taraf munawar aur ek taraf zakir...both are antonyms of each other 🧱
2:36 fucking relatable .. "mujhe meri kismat ka malum hai" 😂❤️
same
"Tum bhi yahin ho, hum bhi yahin hai" 😂😂😂😂
Nailed it..
Aastha Singh good catch
Lovely doll
😄
Aastha Singh
Fantasy World 6
That last line was epic though "pitaji me firse fail ho gya" 🤣🤣
"maa bete ka rishta hai, ise secular rehne do".... :') WOW!
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CZcams pe passport photo kaun dalta hai?
Aaryan Bisen lol
SAMVARTIKA MAJUMDAR ✌✌👌👌
SAMVARTIKA MAJUMDAR so sweet
Im not muslim but kun faya 🎵song ohhhh god peace and touching heart💕
And Now try 'maikada' sufi song.
True .... I listen this song daily ❤️
Tu so gaya vo be suno 😍
@@marketdepth8062 tu bhagvat geeta padh🙏
@@devendrabaviskar9756 mai faltu cheezo me time waste ni krta😁😁
Ma bete ka rista, use secular rehne do... That is the best line...
Once in a year you come here and enjoy this. This never gets old
mom's view ,
looking champu = hero/gentleman
cool= awaara 😂
Annyms Tiwari very trueee
lol....true
Annyms Tiwari so damnnn true 😁😁👌👌👍👍
Ann
Annyms Tiwari c..
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The epic line... "Badal important hain babu!" 😂🤣
Matlab
Iska kya matlb h?
@@ixpriyanka tumne yashraj mukhtae ka gana nahi suna kya " badal important hai" 🤣🤣🤣
@@mishty5171 nahi mayb isliy nai pata 😂😅
Badal important wala thik se samajh nhi aaya
The comic timeing of this man is just pin point 😂tum bhi yahi ho hum bhi wahi Hain 😂! tremendous
4:12, actually I did it 😂😂😂
First 30seconds was just commendable... That's why Hatsoff to this man... huge respect Sir for u..
Fuck 😂
Yes he respect every religion
I guess nisha you're from Kolkata ( i just guessed ) 😅
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3:18 Matlab tum bhi yahi ho... Hum bhi yahi hai 😂😂😂 BEST!!!
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"Sab log kuch na kuch kar hi lete hai life me"
What a positive and negative line this is
Booooom!!
4:30 Le Mumbaikars Bade Harami ho beta 😂😂😂
The moment he said "don't get astonished about hearing lord krishna's stories in a muslim home", I instantly liked the video !!👏👏👏
Hats off !! Who all agree !! 🖐️
Same bro
Exactly same thing bro
There exists only one religion and its called humanity ❤
We Muslims do sing Krishna n shiv songs....it's not astonishment bruh...
Agar yehi comment ek musalman karta *tho reply section* mein *Gaaliyan* hoti
*(I'm not a Muslim)*
To all the people who disliked... I feel sorry for your taste.
Try to nurture some room for those who disagree, else we will be compelled to feel sorry for you!
👏🏻👏🏻👌🏼
Paranam xavier bahiya
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👍
The most relatable guy....💯💯
Zakir said "BADAL" and audience be like🤣🤣😂😂👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣
Comfort dekh rahe ho " disagreement + english" 😂😷
Lol best line of this bit !
Smjhne ke liye level chahhiye
My second vlog
Apna parmat
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😂😂
5:56😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Maa bete ka rishta hai ise secular rehne do,
Won our hearts with that on buddy ❤️
Chutiya banara hai lavde hinduyo ki hi ladkiyo ko bigadega woh apne isko ku nhi bolta kabhi
@@mohitdahikar1277 sudhrivi ladkiya kon h bhai😂😂😂
❤❤
Me
prabhat singh be careful with ur words, it can be ur last words...!!!!!!
Great to hear when you mentioned Yashomati Maiya and Kanhaiya ❤️ in such a respectful & affectionate manner.
Would be following your videos for sure.
Respect for u bro this kind of humanity needs in every one
Zakir: badal
Everyone: *laughs*
Aaj tk smjh ni aaya😂 aisa ky h badal me
Kyuki Badal Important Hai..
@@daniyalkarim7194 when i meet a Delhi girl wale mein isne kaha tha ki airport pr window seat leta hoon taki focus badal pr ho coz 2 ghante mein side wali ladki ko pata nhi sakta
So badal is important than a girl 😂😂😂😂Muskan ki chamkan kahin aur🤗
3 lines
BADAL IMPORTANT HAI
HU.... ACCHA... THIK.. HAI
MUSKAN KI CHAMAK KAHI AUR...
@@daniyalkarim7194 watch shuru wali vedios
Putting smile on so many faces and making them forget their worries and problems....Wow! It's a great talent. So special.
Sab log kuch na kuch kar hi lete h lyf me.. true lines❤
I just love u bhai... Pata nahi kismat me hoga kabhi milna ya nahi. All the love from Nainital
Muslim ke ghr me krishna ke gaane...
Wow......😘😘😘
Maa bete ke rishte ko secular hi rhne do👌👌👌🤗🤗🤗
Zakir bhai bahtreen.... Kyo nazra Noor ji
Assalamu alaikum nazra ji
@@WajidKhan-kb8jb walekum assalam sahil ji
Nazra noor hi
@@apkaapnadesiblogger hiii
3:36 is fucking relatable after NEET results
Bhai seriously yaar😥😥
Trueee
Kyu bro hua nahi kya???
Zindegi me ek hi toh kaam hai, ratna.. wo vi nehi ho raha tum se
10 12 saal aour ratna hai mbbs jake😂
Bhai hm neet wale hi 1 repeat mare to sab dunio ko problem. Vo upsc or mpsc vale 2 , 4 ,5 saal 10 saal bhi hue to itna haua nahi hotA 😕
Stand up comedy for me, no abusive, unnecessary, cheap, controversial jabs... which i can relate personally.. best thing about zhakir bhai, i can connect him through his joke remembering college days.. every one of us gone through this...
"Maa bete ka rishta secular hi rehnay do".
Epic lines❤
He won my heart in first 30-45 secs just love him👏🤞
ma-beta ke rista secular rahne do...... loved it.... liked for this
Bhai se bahot kuch sikhne ko milta ha ❤️ tension or sharm khatam ho jati ha apko sun kar ... Sakht londa banna ha😁😁
Loved the line " Maa bete ki relation secular hei rehne doh " ❤️
maa beta ka rista to secular rahedo!!.
amazing!!
watching this around 10-12 time..
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Same here
1:49 " Badal important hain babu " I think modi ji also a big fan of him 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
@@mehshadquamar1795 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂🤣🤣
@@mahtabshaikh0191 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Zakir Bhai ke liye dil se respect aati hai 👏👏
You are the best in your field.
Talent is not in the boundaries of religion.
First time in my life a stand-up comedian is surely managed to impress me & win my heart . ❤️❤️
"Aise awkward mt ho ki musalman ke ghar mein Krishna ke gaane , bhai maa-bete ke rishte ko secular rhne do" . 🙏🙏🙏
Superb yaar 👌👌 Hats off to you . 👍👍
1 number ki line hai....☺☺☺☺
bro tumhe our standup comedy dekni he toh abhishek upmanyu our karunesh talwar ke videos dekh lo,,,,
Tum bhi yahi ho... Main bhi yahi hoon... Literally I was needy of this line!!!🖤
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Awesome line
DUDE THIS VIDEO WAS A WHOLE RELATABLE STUFF!!!😭🔥🤣
Artist did in first 40 seconds what's society need from them hats off zakir Khan ❤❤
Kash zakir mai thumhe 1 million likes deskti.😃😄😄😄😄😄😄
Wah.... Die heart fan of Zakir
You can do by making one million accounts
Great idea
@@pradhumansoni625 not he it's she
Create 1million accounts dor it
मुसलमान के घर में कृष्ण जी के भजन कोई नई बात नहीं है। बस कुछ लोग हैं जो हमारे बीच धार्मिक एजेंडा चलाते हैं। किसी से भी नफरत ना करो यार। इस ज़िन्दगी को मिलकर खुशी से जिओ। कोई फ़ायदा नहीं है धार्मिक भावनाओं में बहकर एक दूसरे से नफ़रत फैला कर जीने से ❤️👍
I understand your point bro❤️❤️
ये अपनी कौम वालो को समझाओ ।
@@surenderkumarmahto1055 tum jaise logon ko hi samjhane , baaki most logon ko koi problem nahi hai
It's 100% true Agar koi hindu aur Muslims ke beech mai khaas ke ladai na karaye toh yaha koi pagal nahi hai jo bina reason ke ladta rahega. Stupid politicians
@@akrama225 💯 true bro
This man is really legend💙💙
Huge respect for this Man🙏🏻 secular love for mom and son
wish we had a comedian like you in Pakistan .. this is some epic stuff .. respect. ❤
Arish Shah Bhai fir kya hua enjoy this even we enjoy Pakistani music
U can watch Pakistani Roadies..He is also a comedian
+Club XL 😂😂
Arish Shah pakistan has better bombers
Arish Shah we have many.
6:33 that was op
Most loveble comedian zakir khan I watched it again after some years and I laughed again 🤣🤣
Zakir bhai dil jeet liya aapne. .. mashaallah ...doa kabul farmaiye🤲
"Maa bete ka rishta secular rahne do" huge respect to those first 30 seconds
3.24!!! This is the only line, I'm saying to myself just to keep me up!😂🔥
3:24
3:34 am
@@reenaarora3988 *Deep inside:- A BIG YESS😂
Same here dude😂✌️
Sai kaha bhai
First line is touching my heart........
Love you bro...❤❤
This one is my all time fav❤️😂
5:58 that wave they made while laughing lmfaoooooooooo.
😂😂😂
what a finishing man what a finishing! mind blowing.
Koi bat nahi
Ghanta finishing...bekar.
Not bad out of 5 i will rate 1
Sal-Sabil Rahman starting as well
Sal-Sabil Rahman achha Sahi toh bolo Yaar😂😂😂😂
I watched this video daily because of his speaking style and respect all the reason❤
First 30 Second Thiss Man Is Real Legit ❤👀
"Pitaji, mai firse fail hogaya!"
_"Teri maa ka.."😂😂
Aru u nepali🤔🤔???
😆😆😆😂😂😂
@@faisalahmad2938 Nope Indian
@@faisalahmad2938 😂😂
My fav line
It literally touched my heart when you said "Ese awkward mat Ho keep Musalman ke Ghar me bhi Krishna ke gaane hai"
Hats off bhaai 👌🤗
Dil jeet liya,you earned respect and a subscriber today 😊
Zakir sir aapka bolna bahot hi mind blowing he 👍🏻👍🏻osm ❤️
Watching this for 30th time but still watching and enjoying ❤️❤️❤️
Maa bete ka rishta secular rehne do....👌👌👌👌👌👌
Ek Dam right... Bro.. 🙏🙏
Vishal Negi Bhai.. Ye wala dialogue Maine bhi likha... Aur likhne ke baad niche cmmnt me dekha to.. Aapne bhi likha hua tha...
Vishal Negi photo
The best line infact...!!
@@satishgour7574 to
00:49 my favorite line
tum bhi yahi, hum bhi yahi, kuch ukhada nahi hai, superb :)
Bhai ak number yarr Mja aa gya gjb yarrr 🤣🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪
I watched this video a long time ago. Watching this again reminded me of all the good things in the world.
hy
Today is my p.t.m and I am watching this 😂😂
Teer nishane pe laga ya lag gai?
Bro you alive????
Bro same . Amazing coincidence.
All the best
lul
Sir apne pehli line mai Dil jeet liya 🔥🔥
Mind ho to Zakir Khan jasi 👍👍👍
He sees no difference in religion 😍
Right 👍
That’s why he is a legend unlike chapri manuwar 😂
Fast time your video dekha .... bohot achha laga
Love you 🥰🥰
ab to har video dekhunga 🥰😁🥰🥰
Great Sens of humor Zakir bhai
Lots of love
bhai us krishna islam statement ne dil jeet liya!!
AIB deserves Zakir khan!! he is tooo good👌