How Many Dad Jokes in 1 Minute?

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  • @davidp2888
    @davidp2888 Před rokem +85

    “A crappy situation is also called a fecal matter.”
    This man knows his sh*t.

    • @giantpunda2911
      @giantpunda2911 Před 8 měsíci +2

      He learned all his poop jokes from his Irish doctor, Colin O'Scopy

  • @LukenUSee
    @LukenUSee Před rokem +43

    When it comes to Scott's dad jokes, too much is never enough.

  • @gefloigle
    @gefloigle Před rokem +142

    A commentator is a potato that everyone shares.

    • @AAK-ne4wv
      @AAK-ne4wv Před 8 měsíci

      Nice try, but that doesn’t make any sense.

    • @matrixphijr
      @matrixphijr Před 7 měsíci +6

      @@AAK-ne4wv Commentator = Common tater

    • @AAK-ne4wv
      @AAK-ne4wv Před 7 měsíci

      @@matrixphijr yes, thanks for pointing out the blatantly obvious, but that doesn’t change that it’s a lousy joke

    • @matrixphijr
      @matrixphijr Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@AAK-ne4wv Way to backtrack, douche. You said it didn't "make any sense" so I explained it because I thought it would be nice to help. Now it's "blatantly obvious" but "a lousy joke."
      Grow up, find a backbone, and admit you were wrong and didn't get the joke.

    • @chucktouchton398
      @chucktouchton398 Před 7 měsíci

      It's one that's always available

  • @Hatsworthful
    @Hatsworthful Před rokem +23

    Scott is a propmaster, with a full- PHD in dad jokes

  • @ConstantlyDamaged
    @ConstantlyDamaged Před rokem +36

    Reminds me of the time I took almost a dozen good dad jokes to a pun contest. I hoped I'd at least get one of them in the top three, but no pun in ten did.

    • @pippa3150
      @pippa3150 Před rokem +5

      Damn. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @brianstratton8767
      @brianstratton8767 Před rokem +4

      Winner:)!

    • @giantpunda2911
      @giantpunda2911 Před 8 měsíci +3

      I've been in a similar situation you have. My dad didn't think of me as much of a comedian so he gave me all his best jokes and told me to go forth and prosper. He had no idea what he's talking about. I just missed out on making the top 3 and didn't get anything for it.

    • @ConstantlyDamaged
      @ConstantlyDamaged Před 8 měsíci +2

      @@giantpunda2911 Nice one.
      ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @CW-xf1li
      @CW-xf1li Před 6 měsíci

      😂😂😂

  • @petergivenbless900
    @petergivenbless900 Před rokem +25

    "No way" was my favourite, I'm gonna use that and see how many get it!

    • @ahseaton8353
      @ahseaton8353 Před rokem +2

      I just got it, ugh! 😢

    • @resourceress7
      @resourceress7 Před rokem +1

      I don't get it. Help?

    • @petergivenbless900
      @petergivenbless900 Před rokem +4

      @@resourceress7 "Name a country with no R in it?", most people would assume to think of a country spelt without any "R"s but he replies, "No way"; which is simply Norway, but spelt without "R"!

    • @matrixphijr
      @matrixphijr Před 7 měsíci

      @@petergivenbless900 Maybe a bit of oversharing, but whenever I see a question someone's asked, I think about how I'd explain it myself.
      Long story short, I think you did a better job than I would have.

  • @markdavis8532
    @markdavis8532 Před rokem +9

    Scott's videos are always entertaining. He seems like a really cool guy.He'd probably say he's a fungi.

  • @JakeLovesSteak
    @JakeLovesSteak Před rokem +6

    This is some expert level punnery.

  • @kaethanx
    @kaethanx Před rokem +13

    Handshake 😂😂😂

    • @forestxander
      @forestxander Před 9 měsíci

      CDC: social distance, refrain from handshakes.
      Jeffrey Dahmer: turns off blender.

  • @Charlielizard
    @Charlielizard Před rokem +6

    The ultimate Dad Joker.

  • @ahseaton8353
    @ahseaton8353 Před rokem +5

    Dad Joke/Advice: When you're in over your head, don't open your mouth!

  • @Prederick
    @Prederick Před rokem +5

    Legitmately concussed by the sheer number of Dad jokes.

  • @forestxander
    @forestxander Před 9 měsíci +1

    Me: gets snarky
    My dad: You know why people don't send donkeys to school? No one likes a smart-ass

  • @googleuser1079
    @googleuser1079 Před 10 měsíci +1

    This and Scott on Tape are the best channels on CZcams! 🤣

  • @russellmoore8187
    @russellmoore8187 Před rokem +1

    "No way" is outstanding

  • @JuliatteJ
    @JuliatteJ Před 9 měsíci +1

    Who put here trying to process each one as quick as he says it, which I didn’t 🤣

  • @Haley-ne6or
    @Haley-ne6or Před rokem +1

    The “no way” one was super clever

  • @tykat12
    @tykat12 Před rokem +1

    All I've ever wanted from CZcams!!!

  • @neilkurzman4907
    @neilkurzman4907 Před 10 měsíci +4

    I assume to keep all of these dad jokes organized they are in a dadobase.

  • @waelse1
    @waelse1 Před rokem +1

    I don't know whether to applaud or cry.

  • @keishahudson4848
    @keishahudson4848 Před rokem +1

    BRILLIANT! 😂😂

  • @marshmellowserra
    @marshmellowserra Před 8 měsíci

    I feel like you should be a guest on DockTalk😂

  • @thescatologistcopromancer3936
    @thescatologistcopromancer3936 Před 8 měsíci +1

    God dammit Scott

  • @captiancraft3020
    @captiancraft3020 Před rokem

    14 jokes on one minute? PROPS to this man!

  • @mrboxjr5867
    @mrboxjr5867 Před 11 měsíci +1

    LOL, you make my day 🤣.

  • @wendyokoopa7048
    @wendyokoopa7048 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Did you know you absolutely can take a leek in the produce section?

  • @MANGLORIOUS
    @MANGLORIOUS Před rokem +8

    Geniuinely curious, do you come up with these yourself or do you find them on the internet?
    Either way they’re hilarious and you have great delivery xD

  • @RichardT2112
    @RichardT2112 Před rokem +2

    Scott, I want to be you when I grow up!

  • @notredame9905
    @notredame9905 Před rokem +1

    Love it!!

  • @Jessesgirl0307
    @Jessesgirl0307 Před rokem +2

    I have missed your videos. Thank you for posting again on YT.

  • @CwL-1984
    @CwL-1984 Před rokem +1

    Awesome 👍👍

  • @thatsruffdog
    @thatsruffdog Před rokem +3

    I’m trying to figure out the joke for some of these and by that point, he’s already 2 jokes ahead of me

  • @JuliatteJ
    @JuliatteJ Před 9 měsíci

    I’m here for it

  • @LunularLunatic
    @LunularLunatic Před rokem +2

    This was so good!!!

  • @cousinsister69
    @cousinsister69 Před 7 měsíci

    Great stuff! 🤣

  • @TurboBronco239
    @TurboBronco239 Před rokem +1

    Omg no way is Norway without the r that took me too long 😂

  • @moondogdieselworks3883
    @moondogdieselworks3883 Před 7 měsíci

    Word smith 😂😂😂

  • @Toledotourbillion
    @Toledotourbillion Před rokem +2

    I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.😂

  • @DGTheMii
    @DGTheMii Před rokem

    Have you heard of the mum who told a dad joke?
    The dad then told her a joke.

  • @xmlthegreat
    @xmlthegreat Před rokem

    Now we need you to do them in one go. Come on Mr., i know you can do it!

  • @pandittroublejr
    @pandittroublejr Před rokem +3

    😂😅😂😅

  • @Amaranthyne
    @Amaranthyne Před rokem +2

    Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
    She kept running away from the ball.

  • @YodaMan.
    @YodaMan. Před rokem

    pickle doesnt have to be a big dill but i only eat kosher.

  • @nomusicrc
    @nomusicrc Před 11 měsíci +1

    The only one I knew was what word is always spelled incorrectly

  • @lightdark00
    @lightdark00 Před rokem +1

    But how many can you say in five minutes?

  • @francesblakely1616
    @francesblakely1616 Před 10 měsíci +2

    I want to ask you an effects question, but don't know how to directly. How did they do the invisible man scene in the 3 amigos? Invisible man gets shot & falls causing a person shaped puff of dust in the sand.

    • @CW-xf1li
      @CW-xf1li Před 6 měsíci

      I love that movie. Good question 🤔

  • @poglant
    @poglant Před rokem +1

    niceee😮

  • @Robert.2927
    @Robert.2927 Před rokem +2

    👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍L.M.A.O.!😄🍿📽

  • @noloooo
    @noloooo Před rokem

    i love you

  • @sillysausage72
    @sillysausage72 Před rokem +1

    😂😂😂

  • @WanderingExistence
    @WanderingExistence Před rokem +3

    Sorry Scott, but doing a 1 minute with 15 jump cuts Isn't going to cut it. For punishment, we're going to have to send you to timeout.

  • @qlerty6218
    @qlerty6218 Před rokem

    ʷᵒⁿᵈᵉʳᶠᵘˡˡ

  • @buddhavskungfu
    @buddhavskungfu Před rokem

    Dad?

  • @LindaSmith-vq1br
    @LindaSmith-vq1br Před rokem

    Groan….

  • @WrathOfGrapesN7
    @WrathOfGrapesN7 Před 10 měsíci +1

    "My son asked me if I could name a country with no R in it. I said No way."
    Me: What? I don't get it.
    Me, at the end of the video: Oh, Norway. Ha, I get it, lol.

  • @AJWRAJWR
    @AJWRAJWR Před rokem

    Hey. That Norway joke's real clever.