@@AAK-ne4wv Way to backtrack, douche. You said it didn't "make any sense" so I explained it because I thought it would be nice to help. Now it's "blatantly obvious" but "a lousy joke." Grow up, find a backbone, and admit you were wrong and didn't get the joke.
Reminds me of the time I took almost a dozen good dad jokes to a pun contest. I hoped I'd at least get one of them in the top three, but no pun in ten did.
I've been in a similar situation you have. My dad didn't think of me as much of a comedian so he gave me all his best jokes and told me to go forth and prosper. He had no idea what he's talking about. I just missed out on making the top 3 and didn't get anything for it.
@@resourceress7 "Name a country with no R in it?", most people would assume to think of a country spelt without any "R"s but he replies, "No way"; which is simply Norway, but spelt without "R"!
@@petergivenbless900 Maybe a bit of oversharing, but whenever I see a question someone's asked, I think about how I'd explain it myself. Long story short, I think you did a better job than I would have.
Geniuinely curious, do you come up with these yourself or do you find them on the internet? Either way they’re hilarious and you have great delivery xD
I want to ask you an effects question, but don't know how to directly. How did they do the invisible man scene in the 3 amigos? Invisible man gets shot & falls causing a person shaped puff of dust in the sand.
"My son asked me if I could name a country with no R in it. I said No way." Me: What? I don't get it. Me, at the end of the video: Oh, Norway. Ha, I get it, lol.
“A crappy situation is also called a fecal matter.”
This man knows his sh*t.
He learned all his poop jokes from his Irish doctor, Colin O'Scopy
When it comes to Scott's dad jokes, too much is never enough.
A commentator is a potato that everyone shares.
Nice try, but that doesn’t make any sense.
@@AAK-ne4wv Commentator = Common tater
@@matrixphijr yes, thanks for pointing out the blatantly obvious, but that doesn’t change that it’s a lousy joke
@@AAK-ne4wv Way to backtrack, douche. You said it didn't "make any sense" so I explained it because I thought it would be nice to help. Now it's "blatantly obvious" but "a lousy joke."
Grow up, find a backbone, and admit you were wrong and didn't get the joke.
It's one that's always available
Scott is a propmaster, with a full- PHD in dad jokes
Reminds me of the time I took almost a dozen good dad jokes to a pun contest. I hoped I'd at least get one of them in the top three, but no pun in ten did.
Damn. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Winner:)!
I've been in a similar situation you have. My dad didn't think of me as much of a comedian so he gave me all his best jokes and told me to go forth and prosper. He had no idea what he's talking about. I just missed out on making the top 3 and didn't get anything for it.
@@giantpunda2911 Nice one.
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😂😂😂
"No way" was my favourite, I'm gonna use that and see how many get it!
I just got it, ugh! 😢
I don't get it. Help?
@@resourceress7 "Name a country with no R in it?", most people would assume to think of a country spelt without any "R"s but he replies, "No way"; which is simply Norway, but spelt without "R"!
@@petergivenbless900 Maybe a bit of oversharing, but whenever I see a question someone's asked, I think about how I'd explain it myself.
Long story short, I think you did a better job than I would have.
Scott's videos are always entertaining. He seems like a really cool guy.He'd probably say he's a fungi.
This is some expert level punnery.
Handshake 😂😂😂
CDC: social distance, refrain from handshakes.
Jeffrey Dahmer: turns off blender.
The ultimate Dad Joker.
Dad Joke/Advice: When you're in over your head, don't open your mouth!
Legitmately concussed by the sheer number of Dad jokes.
Me: gets snarky
My dad: You know why people don't send donkeys to school? No one likes a smart-ass
This and Scott on Tape are the best channels on CZcams! 🤣
"No way" is outstanding
Who put here trying to process each one as quick as he says it, which I didn’t 🤣
The “no way” one was super clever
All I've ever wanted from CZcams!!!
I assume to keep all of these dad jokes organized they are in a dadobase.
I don't know whether to applaud or cry.
BRILLIANT! 😂😂
I feel like you should be a guest on DockTalk😂
God dammit Scott
14 jokes on one minute? PROPS to this man!
LOL, you make my day 🤣.
Did you know you absolutely can take a leek in the produce section?
Geniuinely curious, do you come up with these yourself or do you find them on the internet?
Either way they’re hilarious and you have great delivery xD
Scott, I want to be you when I grow up!
Love it!!
I have missed your videos. Thank you for posting again on YT.
Awesome 👍👍
I’m trying to figure out the joke for some of these and by that point, he’s already 2 jokes ahead of me
I’m here for it
This was so good!!!
Great stuff! 🤣
Omg no way is Norway without the r that took me too long 😂
Word smith 😂😂😂
I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.😂
Have you heard of the mum who told a dad joke?
The dad then told her a joke.
Now we need you to do them in one go. Come on Mr., i know you can do it!
😂😅😂😅
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
She kept running away from the ball.
pickle doesnt have to be a big dill but i only eat kosher.
The only one I knew was what word is always spelled incorrectly
But how many can you say in five minutes?
I want to ask you an effects question, but don't know how to directly. How did they do the invisible man scene in the 3 amigos? Invisible man gets shot & falls causing a person shaped puff of dust in the sand.
I love that movie. Good question 🤔
niceee😮
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍L.M.A.O.!😄🍿📽
i love you
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Sorry Scott, but doing a 1 minute with 15 jump cuts Isn't going to cut it. For punishment, we're going to have to send you to timeout.
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Dad?
Groan….
"My son asked me if I could name a country with no R in it. I said No way."
Me: What? I don't get it.
Me, at the end of the video: Oh, Norway. Ha, I get it, lol.
Hey. That Norway joke's real clever.