Everything Wrong With Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
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- There's a new Tomb Raider movie coming soon. You know what that means... the sin-searchers go back to the original film. Boy oh boy are there sins in this thing!
Thursday: Give you one guess.
Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!
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I love the Skyfall cut everytime somebody falls into water. And here it couldn't have been more perfect
"I've seen Snapchats from middle schoolers with more restraint. Lawyers note - I have never received a Snapchat from a middle schooler."
Some of his quips make me literally laugh out loud. 😂😂
Was gonna make this exact comment.
16:38 The most poetic and perfect instance of the Skyfall meme to date.
That was freakin awesome 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sin: sacred artifact positioned alone on a decorative podium shining by the only light source in the room cliche.
Bonnie Howell 'Ding'
Best use of your 'Skyfall' gag.
That was one of my favorite parts
I love this movie. Just look at the how they recreated the Croft Manor...total fan service.
I don’t like sand. It's coarse... rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere!
Benjamin Vroman General Misquoti!
Nexturz I definitely did not misquote that
"I don't like sand. It's coarse... rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere!"
Definitely a misquote.
E-102 Gamma ok jeez sorry I added a pronoun
You edited your comment and got it wrong again. :V
Angelina Jolie is not raiding my tomb in this scene. *Ding*
That sounds painful
Your tomb.. so, it's dry, dusty and full of weird stuff? Whaaaaaat...
Hold up, wouldn’t that be the opposite of what you’d want??
LAUNCH : loll best comment!
Beverly Sutphin : lolllll oh you killed me!!!
Binoculars aren't restricted by pixel count like video footage, man. They're literally built to zoom and enhance. it's like their only purpose.
Yeah but you only see ONE circular image, not two that are side-by-side.
@@SovereignStatesman I mean teeeechnically you are seeing two images, but your brain combines them into one
@@TheTuttle99 Yeah, like they do ALL DAY.
@@SovereignStatesman right..
@@TheTuttle99 Tom is completely correct....that's how human binocular (two eyes) vision works. Your brain takes input from both and does it's very best to work them into a single image with minimal overlap/repetition.
Sin everytime he says Laura instead of Lara
Actually, he should TAKE OFF a sin every time he mispronounces it!
they're... pronounced the same?
@@nettart4924 Laura = Lore-ah / Lara = Lah-rah
@@MegaMik82 I've heard people pronounce Laura Lah-rah. But maybe that's just because while Lara is a name in our language, Laura is not.
They almost named her "Laura Cruise" for this very reason. Americans and their inability to pronounce that name
1:40 Am Nebraskan, can confirm.
My GPS has been so off before, it said I was in Venice, and yet it was only a few miles off. Confused the hell out of me for a good few minutes, I didn't even know that place existed!
There's also a Lebanon. No clue why, there just is. Like 1/3rd of the cities in Nebraska are named after either people or other cities.
Cool story, bro
Am Mississippian, we have a Washington, Mississippi. Have been waiting a while to hear it in one of these videos...
Micah Philson We have a Paris, Edinburgh, and London in Texas
I didn't know Venice, Nebraska existed either, and I'm Nebraskan too
"You do you boo" I finally subscribed after all these years because that was the funniest thing I've ever heard this guy say. Still cracking up.
Is this the only video you've seen?
Also "double O-7 inches" is the best line
That's generous! lol
"Lara Croft : Twin Raiders"
I'm sold XD
Twin Peaks
Coraline Parmentier - Pianist for Peace not any more...titty cancer
john smith , that series is like being mentally raped , after watching 1or 2 episodes i was like: i...i think...i...i think this series damaged my brain
Yeah, but you know "Twin Raiders" would be the awful PG comedy where she's got two "adorable", "precocious" twin children - one girl and one boy - who go adventuring with her while they bicker and disobey "just like real children", only it's "adorable" because they're Lara Croft's "precocious" little cherubs.
Ignacio Espel Rodriguez with my incredibly evolved sense of humor I said ‘Twin Peaks’ as a reference to both the show, and her triangle titties
The shower scene deserved an Oscar.
Is it just CinemaSins, or do Americans in general not know the difference between pronouncing 'Lara' and 'Laura'?
The second one.
Mike Jeavons I'd say a little bit of both. I know plenty of Americans who can pronounce it right, but I also know plenty of Americans who can't. Then again, I know people in general and not just Americans who can't pronounce it correctly.
We do, I was just about to comment about that. They're just saying Lara wrong
Mike Jeavons NO FUCKS GIVEN THIS IS AMERICA NOT U.K
(where you can get arrested for hate speech)
We won two world wars, we say it how we want.
Angelina Jolie is not my girlfriend in this scene Ding
Do you want to get stabbed to death your sleep?
Gfys
No lap dances, either! Ding!
I think he stopped that a while ago... probably because he has a wife now.
ha
Realistically calling them a tomb raider or antiquarian would be far far more accurate than calling them an archaeologist, so I agree with their choice of words. They're literally just interested in a few objects of value where an archaeologist is interested in everything with the goal of recreating the culture.
3:05 discount Anakin skywalker?
I was thinking the same XD. Such a missed opportunity.
Yeah i was sure that was gonnna be brought up
tom byrne is the discount sin not used when the actor looks the part? Also I suspected CinemaSins to sin that scène as Sandwalker.
Chris Stuckmann addressed it in his Hilariocity review of Tomb Raider
"Gooooooood" - Palpatine
This one is still a masterpiece compared to the sequel
True.
I had to check the order to make sure I'm watching in order to maximize understanding and apparently both of Angelina's were poorly received by critics and the 2018 without her was well received. But Angelina is still the one I think of for Lara outside of the videogames.
@@ReroutedYearAD fuck critics
How? The sequel's plot makes way more sense than this one and Gerard Butler is great in it.
2:02 omg, I just realized that Jorah's role in Game of Thrones was essentially dumbed down to "guy who has to find something impossible for some shady organization. Just in Game of Thrones, he actually finds things (ships, armies, cure for an incurable disease ...) and is rewarded with banishment or death!
0:33 This alliteration alone earned you a like for how impressive it is.
Sin counter of every time he says Laura instead of Lara: too many
He _did_ say "Lara" once, so there's that.
It makes it worse that it’s spelled right every time in the captions, and that he /does/ pronounce it right, but then just fuckin’ reverts right back to damn “Laura.”
Stupid CinemaSins. As always.
Happy to know I wasn't the only person bothered by that.
Neeeerrrrrrdddddddssssss!!!!!!!!
The most unrealistic thing in this movie is the delivery guy walking into the house. If this was reality the guy would ring the bell once and then get out of there as fast as humanly possible.
This is still true 5 years later.
Why run
0:33 Amazing Alliteration, awesome
Nick Boss that amazingly amazing alliteration is amazingly awesome and amazing
People complain but have you played the original games? They were literally identical to this movie. Ridiculous villians and magical powers, exotic locations and hugely over sized...... pistols. Im sorry, I get its not that good of a movie but compared to the source material, its ripped straight from the console
It's also meant to be essentially a dumb action film with Angelina Jolie running around in a tight outfit. MMMMM....Angelina Jolie...
Ye but the story of the movie and the game is dumb, BUT you play the game and have FUN and you watch this movie and look at her breasts
@@jasamzelenabananalol6290, I played the game to look at her breast.
@@thepickygamer4450 well me too kinda. But only during the climbing and walking.
Yeah but you get to PLAY the video game. This is a MOVIE. Slight difference between first and third-person action.
Ever seen the movies DOOM, Super Mario Bros. or or any OTHER film based off a real video-game?
They ALL SUCK! Every last one. The only good one was Wreck-it Ralph, and that was just a parody of video-games with cameos of real ones, just like Roger Rabbit with cartoons.
Did anyone find it ironic American Angelina Jolie plays an English woman while English Daniel Craig plays the American? Couldn’t find any good male Americans ?
When you have Daniel Craig, you use Daniel Craig.
No, if actors were to wait around to portray a character of their identical background/heritage then they would all be out of jobs.
The most annoying part of this movie is that Angelina has a better British accent than Craig's American accent. Craig is an awesome Bond, but hearing him talk n this movie makes my skin crawl.
No, it isn't ironic. It isn't atypical for actors to play characters of different origin then themselves.
Or maybe they couldn't find a good British woman.
Almost all those outtakes I called before they happened. I think I've been watching too much cinemasins that I can see these coming now
Shenaniganizer We all have. We all have.
I believe the ringed planet at 9:05 is Uranus. Why they seemed to give it an Earth like atmosphere instead of the whitish light blue one Uranus actually has is beyond me. Also, I always thought that the glow stick is meant to stand in for Lara's road flares from Tomb Raider 2 and Tomb Raider 3. (the games, not the movies) The Shiva statue in the same tomb is meant to be a reference to the Shiva statue sub bosses in Temple Ruins of Tomb Raider 3.
Except there is a planet between that one and Saturn, which should make it Neptune, but Neptune does not have a complete ring system.
MJBull515 Nepturanus.
No, it's Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto. Not Saturn, Neptune, Uranus, Pluto. You are right about Neptune not having rings however, but you are wrong about it's position.
Lion O Cyborg - Except the view is inward. So the nearest planet (the one too close to fully see) should be Neptune, but what is shown has a full ring system (and is apparently heavily tilted). The next planet has no visible rings (which should be Uranus, which does have rings and an extreme tilt) and next one in is Saturn. There should be no planet between Uranus and Saturn.
3:05 Skywalker will agree.
Skywalkers*
This movie predicted George Lucas.
"And that my friends is where George Lucas got the idea for Anakin's line in Attack Of The Clones." DING
"There's so much whatever going on here that I'm just gonna add 20 sins for it."
Best CinemaSins quote! Ahahaha
3:06 How did you not do an Anakin Skywalker “I hate sand” joke here???
It wasn't on his script😂😂
@marcus24000 AND butt. "Cracks" is plural
No sin for her Siberian outfit!? Everyone else in big jackets and shes in a summer coat ghaa always made me a little irritated :P
*ding*
To make her nipples hard.
Tom Evans you must have been really horny when you wrote this dude
Awesome once again
REQUEST: Alvin and The Chipmunks
I have been watching this movie over and over again thanks to my lovely 2 year-old and I have noticed so many sins that I thought you would enjoy going through it. Would love to see it. Thanks for you hard work. PS: Heck there are 4 movies so it could be a nice mini series ;)
Gaming Roach Entertainment Damn thats going to be a pain in the ass for Jeremy
Pullout game weak(?)
Free Think Or people want kids?
wtf fuck off pervs
Yes! PLEASE do that CinemaSins! Been wanting that for a LONG time! That goes for the sequels, too!
"Do you want T-Viruses? Cause this is how you get T-Viruses." 😂😂
@Jinx Quinn Shout-out to Archer.
I'm impressed CinemaSins has heard of Venice, Nebraska. It's a tiny village near Omaha, but it's so small and so far off the beaten path that most people from Omaha don't even know about it. I only remember it because its only convenience store was called "Merchant of Venice", which appealed to my sense of humor.
"CinemaSins cares, motherf*ckers. CinemaSins cares."
*Get that on a goddamn t-shirt asap.*
God, damn it, America!
It's Lara, not Laura!
Stop saying it Laura!
Agree. :)
For once, it's America using the extra "u." (A.k.a. Color=colour)
Except of course, saying Laura is wrong, whereas the spelling thing is fine either way.
Coops4tw You'll get over it, it's a name it can really be said either way depending on the person who picked it. Take my name Jasmine, Hispanics say pronounce it Yasmine. And I've seen it spelled that way and pronounced Jasmine. And I've seen other ways of spelling that give you one or the other ways of saying it. I'm over it, parents do what they want with names, and game creators too.
Jasmine Johnson yeah, but you're Jasmine, not Yasmine. I'm Meg, not Megan, and I don't let anyone get away with calling me Megan. That ain't my name. And Lara Croft is Lara, not Laura.
Coops4tw
Lmao I thought I was the only one to note that.
WhenUnicornsAttack AlaricTheVisigoth If you're hispanic saying Yazmine is right though, because of there spelling rules. Same as Jesus is in Spanish. So I'm not going to get mad I correct them. Doesn't change the fact that people spell it differently and pronounce it Jasmine. So anytime I give my name I have to spell it because of this. And yes it's a flower, an actual thing. But with names rules go out the window. My middle name has issues too, it's spelled the same and said two different ways. And I know people pronounce it based on which one they've heard more. My 1st name has only been a problem for the last decade. It sucks but I don't get mad because that's what it is. Just be glad your name is simple I guess.
"Throw a knife at it to make it true" 😂😂
Daniel craig is the best james bond. *woosh*
@@JudgeFudge57 I like Sean Connery.
You missed my favourite error: Powell escapes the jungle tomb, running for his life. Moments later, Lara almost flies out of the tomb, and Powell is sitting down having a nice cup of tea.
Sand being course? Rimmer is Anakin!
coarse
Either way he's a shmeghead
You just reminded me that I actually went to see this movie way back when it first came out...God damnit, and I thought I had forgotten it right when I walked out of the theater.
Its lara not Laura
*ding*
You are. Or was it 'u'? Meh who knows?
They also pronounce Aaron as Erin.
We actually pronounce it "Ay-Ay-Ron"
Clumsy Turtle8 How are you supposed to pronounce it then?
I liked this video, i lost count of how many times (i think 5) you kept swapping between lara and Laura so you can just have 10 sins your self.
Yeah, remember the old saying: "Once is accident, twice is coincidence, and three (or in his case, a dozen or more?) times is enemy action" or maybe a cluttered mind.
I'm convinced He does things intentionally just to see how many virgins would complain in the comments.
Angelina Jolie is the real life manifestation of Lara from the 90s and mid 2000 reboot
Let's not forget that her hair was pretty much perfect after running around in a tomb fighting people and stealing crap from it to save the world.
Caroline M 3 weather Taft...
Ding
it's called hairspray
Aww, i was hoping for a Red Dwarf reference.
Chris Barrie was the reason I watched this movie. And a few other reasons too, but, well, it's Rimmer!
Me too!
Me too. Saw it in the theater in the wayback and my friend and I both squealed "RIMMER!"
"what in the unholy f*** is this". That one line killed me, along with the imagery, I couldn't help but watch it over and over again. That made my day, thank you.
I loved these movies! She reminded me so much of the game! I watched both Tomb Raiders, 2 Mummy movies.. And possibly Prince of Persia & both National Treasures
I absolutely believe that the pronunciation of "Lara" as "Laura" is intentional just to tick us off, but I'm still gonna upvote every instance of someone complaining about it in the comments I'll find because that's how I scratch that pet peeve itch of mine.
I laugh at the fugitive end scene every time, its got to be the most common end scene mashup you do
I love me some late 90s, early 00s Angelina Jolie. So beautiful.
If you like silicone, collagen and botox.
@ThatOneAsianBroChick If you're a necrophile. She looks like a fucking CORPSE now... Billy Bob didn't leave her, she WIDOWED him.
@@SovereignStatesman I never did understand the over the top hate celebrity women get. Like even if you didnt like them or think they're attractive why do you got to be so damn nasty. Did Angelina Jolie run over your fucking dog or something?
The Skyfall Adele outtake joke never gets old.
Great sin. Just one question: who's *Laura* ?
Oh my god it's Rimmer! I had no Idea he was in this, I gotta rewatch just for him!! :D
3:05 - 3:11, was expecting an "Attack of the Clones" joke...
hehe same here especially at the end.
Lara - not "Laura" -- *ding*
ohhhhhh
Lauwra
Movies should go through this guy before their released.
Then we would have no movies
Nice on Thursday its the second One also BY GOD!!! DO Raiders of the Lost Ark!!!!!!
That could very well be your best Cinema Sins vid yet, mate. Well done.
Ace Rimmer, what a guy!
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!
4:54 One could say "Discount James Bond".
No you couldn't because he actually did play James Bond a "discount" version is a bad copy of something not just cheaper version of something else
MrElionor Well, they sinned John Travolta in 'Carrie' as "Discount John Travolta".
I'm assuming this is because he wasn't a star yet.
+Peter Frank
Ya they also sinned Jeff Goldblums appearance in Deathwish as "discount Jeff Goldblum" that's still not what the phrase means
MrElionor I mean this is before Craig got big as Bond.
+Peter Frank
But he didn't start being Daniel Craig after he played James Bond I get what they're trying to say I just think there is a problem with how they're saying it
As much as I LOVE the Adele “This is the end Joke”, I feel like it’s use here cannot be topped 😄
Worth it just to hear the Adventure Time reference and the Ice Cube song. 😂
Oh please sin Thor: Ragnarok!!! Pretty please with a cherry on top?
That skyfall part at the end was so perfect. lol
3:06
I cannot believe that I am saying this but Hayden Christensen said that line better in Attack of the Clones!
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - 2001
Star Wars: Attack of the Clones - 2002
Haha 007 inches. That was too good.
Sin: The butler was not once in this movie locked in a freezer.
1:29 Holy shit, I've seen this movie before, how did I forget that Rimmer was in it?
Extra sin for Rimmer not being a hologram in this scene?
He was absent in one season of Red Dwarf because of Tomb Raider. I thought he was brilliant in it, and they should have taken a sin off, but that's only reserved for Get Out, for some reason. "Boring Horror Film with bad cliches is well directed! Sin off!"
"Cinemasins cares." **DING!** (Also, her butler is Arnold Rimmer. That will always be the best thing about this movie.)
_Also_ - also, Jeremy keeps slipping back into calling Lara "Laura". **DING!**
Rimmer... with a shotgun.
Like the "Rusty Venture", the question of exactly what depraved sex act would be referred to as an "Arnold Rimmer" is one of life's enduring mysteries.
"Beardless Jorah" Fucking brilliant XD
"Raid Credits"
Me: hahahaha!
I think that planet you couldn't identify was Uranus. It too has rings, you know.
Finally!
Why did I have to scroll so deep down for this comment? I was already close to writing it myself.
Holy moly. That Bond/skyfall edit you did was EXCELLENT!
I like Game of Thrones Mormont better than Tomb Raider Mormont.
Resident Evil and Tomb Raider Mormont are the same guy. =P
Jorah the Explorah
Pretty sure that Iain Glen likes Thrones Mormont better than Tomb Raider Mormont
Sure, this movie is bad. But in its defense, Angelina Jolie is very attractive.
Game, set and match.
Not really. That's too subjective a justification. I know many people, myself included, that have never considered her attractive. Big boobs aren't everything - Look at her eyes..
...it was a joke
Plus Rimmer!
I love these...for the first 8 minutes or so. For a channel about cinema sins, it's awfully ironic that editing always falls into the "mind numbing" category.
The actor from "Red Dwarf" plays her butler LOL. ;)
Seems fitting that Rimmer is a snobbish butler.
Next week you should do Logan Lucky because Unsane comes out next Friday and it's from the same dude.
Holy shit jorah! I didnt remember him being in this, his voice is so damn soothing, its like whiskey in the form of sound
Rejected Taco Bell slogans!! I died!
Says Lara correctly directly after someone in a scene says her name. Any other time completely forgets and goes back to Laura.
he does shit like that on purpose to fuck with the audience
Miss pronounce main characters name so people comment about it cliche”DiNg”
man this game looks good
Yeah, the characters look really realistic.
DueRag I'll probably never watch a video of yours, but I'll sub just because of the nice name and picture
well thanks for the sub!
Emerald FoX man get outta here, I'm just acknowledging dude channel
Every woman has a triangle of power already; no need to go raiding tombs for one. .
What does a pg-13 shower scene do for anyone anyway
Same
Use your imagination
Yeah, we can see more of Daniel Craig than Angelina Jolie. Um, I really don't have a problem with that, but it is unequal.
Enough when you're actually 13
14:40 Please! 😂 That would be awesome.
I didn't know Ser Jorah Mormont was the bad guy.
David Buss wait until the next tomb raider movie (cradle of life) where Mance Rader is the bad guy!
I always think of this as my favorite movie featuring an American woman with a bad English accent opposite an Englishman with a bad American accent. It would have been just as realistic if they went ahead and dubbed eachother's dialog. The accents would have been right and then they could just adjust for pitch.
"mission...quest...thing" i see you LOTR reference
8:34 hey, is that a lord of the rings reference?
Shout out from Venice, Nebraska!
Sins video about LARA CROFT and FREAKIN JAMES BOND does not contain a "scene does not contain a lap dance" sin
Ding!
Lara: "You're with the illuminati."
Powell: "There's no such thing."
Video: *Awkward pause while I suddenly get scared*
Video: *Plays ad*
Me: "Oh holy Jesus I'm safe."
What, no Red Dwarf references?
Finally xD I was wondering when someone would say it
You should do a video on Heathers
Biggest sin: Your pronunciation of Lara
Laura Craft
hahahahaha
I'm three minutes in and felt the sincere need to comment voicing my frustration of said pronunciation.
Sometimes Laura, sometimes Lara. Weird.
I made it almost 9 minutes before I gave up. Dude...fucking learn how to pronounce the character's name or don't do the video. Jeez. You've had how long to know it's LA-RA, not LAU-RA?
1:58 Sir Jorah
Battlefield Earth, it's Sci-fi, starring John Travolta, based on an L. Ron Hubbard book- aka packed right to the brim with sins!
You probably mean L. Ron Hubbard, sci-fi author (and inventor of Scientology).
Elron Hubbard was an elf who was cleared of all Thetans.
Lol, yes, you are correct :-) That's what I get for commenting too quickly...