Trump vs. Ramp - Songify 2020

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  • čas přidán 27. 06. 2020
  • Sneak this into playlist to confuse people: open.spotify.com/album/292Zcg...
    Trump vs. Biden (vs. Ramp) playlist: • Biden Vs. Trump - by...
    President Trump wows his rally crowd in Tulsa, Oklahoma with a one-of-a-kind story--the story of a man and a ramp, and what happened when they came together.
    The track and other goodies- / gregorybrothers
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    Produced with Aaron Beaumont- aaronbeaumont.com
    Assistant Edit - Kevin Stabinski
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  • @schmoyoho
    @schmoyoho  Před 3 lety +1536

    stream this every time you go down a ramp ⛰️: open.spotify.com/album/292ZcgCmiacskfhQYdKZ8D
    Biden vs. Trump- czcams.com/video/zRXBrdxkFTQ/video.html

  • @arkane9b
    @arkane9b Před 3 lety +4839

    Journalist: Mr President, which country is the biggest threat to America right now?
    Trump: IRAAAAN!

  • @Dermatillomaniac
    @Dermatillomaniac Před 2 měsíci +20

    Anyone else still randomly get this stuck in their head? Such a bop 🔥

  • @Bill-mn1mn
    @Bill-mn1mn Před 3 lety +1295

    It's unhealthy how many times I've replayed this

    • @Poppipower
      @Poppipower Před 3 lety +27

      Almost as unhealthy as the president’s diet

    • @pbmc_
      @pbmc_ Před 2 lety +4

      @@Poppipower but still can run circles around most of us.

    • @AlanH2B
      @AlanH2B Před 2 lety +24

      @@pbmc_ eh you might be a Trump fan but there's no need to pretend the dude's an athlete.

    • @Don.kee.ho-tay
      @Don.kee.ho-tay Před 2 lety +4

      @@AlanH2B 🤣 very well put

    • @Vinny.X
      @Vinny.X Před 2 lety +1

      @@AlanH2B You might be a Trump hater, but don't kid yourself; Trump may not accomplish athletic feats, but his nonstop energy level is greater than 90+% of all people and easily 99+% of his age group.

  • @mariakesk2641
    @mariakesk2641 Před 3 lety +1352

    Added this to my workout playlist. If trump can run down that ramp, I can finish my workout.

  • @knifetoucher
    @knifetoucher Před 3 lety +6231

    was that trump or usain bolt? i couldnt tell, it was just a blur with how fast he ran down that ramp

    • @schmoyoho
      @schmoyoho  Před 3 lety +732

      we need a photographer with a high shutter speed to confirm the identity

    • @j.r.7339
      @j.r.7339 Před 3 lety +56

      Or he is just very heavy and slided down...

    • @LjCaples
      @LjCaples Před 3 lety +46

      Speed of Kirb?
      No.
      *SPEED OF TRUMP*

    • @vihaan4665
      @vihaan4665 Před 3 lety +63

      Trump is the Flash. Confirmed.

    • @ohgreatnoodle
      @ohgreatnoodle Před 3 lety +13

      IT WAS BATMAN

  • @slinkeepy
    @slinkeepy Před 3 lety +724

    Without a doubt, my favourite ramp-related song of all time

    • @OMA2k
      @OMA2k Před 3 lety +1

      So what is the second one?

    • @maddocjohnson
      @maddocjohnson Před 3 lety +1

      I’d say this is around my third fav but yeah it’s good

    • @slinkeepy
      @slinkeepy Před 3 lety +14

      @@OMA2k Oh, well most of them are japanese songs about lamps X)

    • @urtosexyahaha
      @urtosexyahaha Před 3 lety +1

      I’d say this is among my top 20

    • @tomryan662
      @tomryan662 Před 3 lety +1

      Best ramp song I've ever heard

  • @BradleytheT
    @BradleytheT Před 3 lety +255

    This just drop kicked me out of a year long depression. Thank you.

  • @orlandofurioso5354
    @orlandofurioso5354 Před 3 lety +904

    "What kind of music do you listen to?" - "It's complicated..."

  • @TheKillahKyla
    @TheKillahKyla Před 3 lety +4399

    My husband keeps randomly singing "I raaaan" as he does chores around the house and I can't stop giggling

    • @hoiblij6737
      @hoiblij6737 Před 3 lety +230

      This sounds so wholesome 😂

    • @indo4954
      @indo4954 Před 3 lety +73

      I also do this

    • @TheKillahKyla
      @TheKillahKyla Před 3 lety +72

      @@indo4954 aww you and my son have the same name 😍

    • @awesomeone6476
      @awesomeone6476 Před 3 lety +25

      TheKillahKyla I say it when I desperately need a shit...

    • @riki4644
      @riki4644 Před 3 lety +18

      haha Iran what

  • @mrtony1985
    @mrtony1985 Před 2 lety +294

    What an inspirational story about someone overcoming adversity when no one believed in them. I'm crying because his ability to run towards danger changed my life forever.

  • @BrandonRowe14
    @BrandonRowe14 Před rokem +99

    When I hear this song, I'm immediately transported to the summer of 2020. Not a good place to be, but damn it's catchy anyway.

  • @josha3271
    @josha3271 Před 3 lety +1035

    "I looked very handsome."
    I'm gonna say that any time I'm telling a story.

    • @Yourebeautyfull
      @Yourebeautyfull Před 3 lety +65

      Ok so the story goes like this... It was a beautiful Sunday morning and I looked very handsome that day... Then I trashed your car, sorry bro :(

    • @MikeWalls7829
      @MikeWalls7829 Před 3 lety +9

      @@Yourebeautyfull way to be negative, have some fun in life, it's fun I'm telling you 😉

    • @impulsenr01
      @impulsenr01 Před 3 lety +5

      Im gonna say.... "Iran!" 😝

    • @skipfred
      @skipfred Před 3 lety +12

      @SEAN PETAIA It's cool as long as you look very handsome while doing it.

    • @womandela7225
      @womandela7225 Před 3 lety +13

      Damn I miss Trump.

  • @robmonkey
    @robmonkey Před 3 lety +2237

    "Sir, are you telling the American people that two large steps constitutes a run?"
    I RAAAAANNN !!!

    • @SIRMMA
      @SIRMMA Před 3 lety +25

      Epic response. Made just as much sense as the question.

    • @SIRMMA
      @SIRMMA Před 3 lety +4

      @rlcoolj1989 Yeah I said it

    • @veergauba
      @veergauba Před 3 lety +14

      @@SIRMMA The question is fake, but the response is real. SAD!

    • @lolerie
      @lolerie Před 3 lety +2

      More like 5 large steps. Lol.

    • @haskellbob
      @haskellbob Před 3 lety +3

      Yeah. That's how he looked: handsome. Right.

  • @Jandrewz7
    @Jandrewz7 Před 3 lety +196

    My buddy has played this for his 2-year-old daughter so many times that whenever she sees Trump, she says "there's no way!" 😂

  • @MyBiPolarBearMax
    @MyBiPolarBearMax Před 3 lety +655

    I am so drunk and I’ve been singing this to my girlfriend all night. She’s so annoyed but I fucking love it.

  • @schmoyoho
    @schmoyoho  Před 2 lety +404

    here for the ramp birthday party. it is also my mom's birthday, but I told her I couldn't come to the party because I was gonna be running down ramps 📐

  • @aIkaIi
    @aIkaIi Před 3 lety +532

    Is it a coincidence that I was just watching the Joe Biden hairy legs video...and then Schmoyoho uploads this Trump ramp. This is the most politics I've ever done.

    • @schmoyoho
      @schmoyoho  Před 3 lety +171

      the legend says that you can play these back to back to simulate the future debates

    • @aIkaIi
      @aIkaIi Před 3 lety +20

      @@schmoyoho Human technology has advanced too far

    • @jacobtiller
      @jacobtiller Před 3 lety

      I was too! 😂 Great comment!

    • @gliza
      @gliza Před 3 lety +5

      lol @ the most politics i’ve ever done! 😂😂😂

    • @jasonjones7461
      @jasonjones7461 Před 3 lety

      Hairy legs Biden song is better, but this is still pretty great. Gets better the more u hear it too

  • @thatnativeking1333
    @thatnativeking1333 Před 3 lety +1659

    Greatest athletic moments in history:
    -Jordan’s flu game
    -Kobe’s 81 points
    -Usain Bolt’s 9.58 100m
    -*Trump’s acceleration into a slight jog for 2 steps*

    • @aspebb
      @aspebb Před 3 lety +24

      -Lewandowski 5 goals in 9 minutes against Wolfsburg
      -Gareth Bale's brace against Liverpool in the UCL final
      -Tim Howard 16 saves vs Belgium in the World Cup

    • @jamesparson
      @jamesparson Před 3 lety +23

      Al Bundy football in high school

    • @jameskilgour387
      @jameskilgour387 Před 3 lety +12

      Since we're just arbitrarily listing moments from our preferred sports now:
      - Crosby's Golden Goal
      - The Miracle on Ice
      - Orr's winning goal in St Louis
      - Gretzky passing Howe
      - The Flyers 2010 3-0 comeback

    • @leonelril3230
      @leonelril3230 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Benjiizus i'm curious now lol. Why ?

    • @leev5989
      @leev5989 Před 3 lety +3

      Momentum!

  • @lovelove53cm
    @lovelove53cm Před 3 lety +201

    Best song of 2020. No contest. I’m pissed it didn’t win a Grammy.

  • @aldotorres1983
    @aldotorres1983 Před 3 lety +333

    *There's no way, there's NO WAY... you can listen to this song, and not play it more than once!*

  • @LukeFaulkner
    @LukeFaulkner Před 3 lety +746

    This is probably my favourite song about ramps.

  • @SashoukaMMV
    @SashoukaMMV Před 3 lety +1806

    I’m a little angry at how catchy this is. This will be in my head for a good month

    • @SimonClarkstone
      @SimonClarkstone Před 3 lety +6

      Have a different set of songified Trump quotes that are definitely not a worse set of lyrics to get stuck in your head: czcams.com/video/oj4-wZpvuxA/video.html

    • @lolidk8530
      @lolidk8530 Před 3 lety +13

      this is the kind of "rent free" im ok with lol

    • @indecutink
      @indecutink Před 3 lety +1

      Don't look at the Kungflu mix smh there's no unhearing it afterwards

    • @schwanbox
      @schwanbox Před 3 lety +1

      @@indecutink just listened too it agreed its way too catchy too.

    • @Buttlefunker
      @Buttlefunker Před 3 lety +1

      This channel is 100% at writing catchy hooks. Go watch the Tosche Station original video.

  • @azarazar007
    @azarazar007 Před 2 lety +15

    Just discovered this gem

    • @tvdavis
      @tvdavis Před rokem +1

      It’s still a banger in 2023! 🎶 🎤 “I raaaaan…down the raaaaamp!”

  • @indinijarvu3864
    @indinijarvu3864 Před 3 lety +62

    This criminally underrated.

    • @markgriz
      @markgriz Před 3 lety +5

      Unlike him, who's an overrated criminal

  • @Alligators_in_the_sewer
    @Alligators_in_the_sewer Před 3 lety +628

    When that first “I RAN” hits and you’re not expecting it...

    • @monicajones6531
      @monicajones6531 Před 3 lety +41

      That's the part that I actually bursted into a full-blown-healthy laugh!

    • @Yourebeautyfull
      @Yourebeautyfull Před 3 lety +6

      This song has become a first hit now in Iran :D

    • @heathermcgrath22
      @heathermcgrath22 Před 3 lety +1

      Death to racism.

    • @Tempusverum
      @Tempusverum Před 3 lety

      @@heathermcgrath22 ur racist

    • @isaiahayers1550
      @isaiahayers1550 Před 3 lety

      You forgot to finish your sentence. "When that first 'I RAN' hits and you're not expecting it..."...*what*? That's like if I were telling a story and said "when I was at work yesterday..." and then that was it.

  • @gregorybrothers
    @gregorybrothers Před 3 lety +5978

    This ramp had humble beginnings but is now the 2nd most famous ramp in the world
    (the most famous, barely, is the Pyramid of Giza)

    • @meboring1174
      @meboring1174 Před 3 lety +132

      dont worry the ramp is ramping up in speed of popularity growth, it'll be the next wonder of the world soon

    • @hafilms5082
      @hafilms5082 Před 3 lety +8

      @@meboring1174 agreed

    • @MokokerMovies
      @MokokerMovies Před 3 lety +3

      ? :3

    • @alanmalcheski8882
      @alanmalcheski8882 Před 3 lety +8

      Pyra what of where now?

    • @jackrubyultima
      @jackrubyultima Před 3 lety +8

      this is "Ramp that evil Knieval crashed on" erasure and I will not tolerate it.

  • @consistentlyinconsistent1
    @consistentlyinconsistent1 Před 3 lety +707

    The Meme economy hit a recession the second he left office.

    • @sorrshotgaming2033
      @sorrshotgaming2033 Před 3 lety +57

      He’ll be back #SaveAmerica

    • @spongehub8246
      @spongehub8246 Před 3 lety +55

      At least we got "C'mon man"

    • @bobabubbletea393
      @bobabubbletea393 Před 3 lety +35

      And mittens Bernie

    • @chitownbangin
      @chitownbangin Před 3 lety +27

      That's because the Democrats are very, very, paranoid about people making fun of Joe Xiden.

    • @pw7772
      @pw7772 Před 3 lety +56

      @@chitownbangin a month later and Republicans got rid of a representative cause she said Trump lost

  • @jhcamhtc
    @jhcamhtc Před 11 měsíci +20

    Biden just fell down again and it made me think of this song when trump refused to fall down the ramp 😂❤

  • @emvv3784
    @emvv3784 Před 3 lety +878

    unironically an absolute banger of a song.

    • @richelleeasley6492
      @richelleeasley6492 Před 3 lety +20

      I've had it stuck in my head for days. Been using it as a joke with my kids

    • @oliviertison5574
      @oliviertison5574 Před 3 lety +4

      Same here it’s been a running joke in the family the last week

    • @chioj36
      @chioj36 Před 3 lety +1

      100%

    • @emilyhawkins4153
      @emilyhawkins4153 Před 3 lety +1

      Yes! I have chosen to listen to this in the car above my usual playlist! It's a belter!

    • @oliviertison5574
      @oliviertison5574 Před 3 lety +2

      @@emilyhawkins4153 think of it next time you ride down that ramp in the parking lot ahaha esp if slippery like an ice skating rink

  • @MikeTompkins
    @MikeTompkins Před 3 lety +1684

    THIS. IS. SO. CATCHY!!!!!

    • @whereismynut
      @whereismynut Před 3 lety +7

      Yeah!

    • @communistcatcometh9892
      @communistcatcometh9892 Před 3 lety +27

      I raaaaaaa-aaaaan!

    • @nadja92
      @nadja92 Před 3 lety +25

      Came back to it today, because the "If I fall.... if I fall..." was in my head. Couldn't figure where it came from for a while.

    • @schmoyoho
      @schmoyoho  Před 3 lety +142

      🙏🙏🙏 a billion thankses! trump is losing in the polls because he didn't make this his campaign song

    • @hollyperrin7353
      @hollyperrin7353 Před 3 lety +41

      @@schmoyoho That's not why. It's because Biden's got hairy legs!

  • @jonm9510
    @jonm9510 Před rokem +38

    I wouldn't have made it through the Pandemic without this song. And it's still enriching my life to this day. Thank thee!

  • @freeziac
    @freeziac Před 2 lety +70

    This is officially nostalgia for the lockdown times.

  • @vgamesx1
    @vgamesx1 Před 3 lety +145

    Lincoln: abolished slavery
    Trump: made it down a ramp
    This man is a hero and deserves a medal of the highest honors!

    • @neptunemike
      @neptunemike Před 3 lety +26

      and avoided getting his tie wet by drinking with 2 hands

    • @JimTheKid
      @JimTheKid Před 3 lety +9

      jokes aside trump has done great things for America

    • @nicolasg7601
      @nicolasg7601 Před 3 lety +29

      JimTheKid I thought you said jokes aside?

    • @mroof523
      @mroof523 Před 3 lety +1

      @@nicolasg7601 yes he did.

    • @lillybramwell2026
      @lillybramwell2026 Před 3 lety +3

      @@JimTheKid Yeah He's done great things. TERRIBLE THINGS but great.

  • @jodibrooklyn1033
    @jodibrooklyn1033 Před 3 lety +1679

    This song is way better than anything currently on the charts. Catchy as hell.

  • @harlemosborne744
    @harlemosborne744 Před rokem +14

    Its been 2 years and both my sister and I quote this to each other, and yell the lyrics randomly all the time. "I DONT WANNA GET WUHTR ON MY TYE." 🤣😂

  • @Zack0409
    @Zack0409 Před 2 lety +25

    The guy at the end questioning him on what’s considered a run was the funniest part.

  • @lolatomroflsinnlos
    @lolatomroflsinnlos Před 3 lety +1861

    The only time "Iran" gets applause from a Trump crowd

  • @deonambrose
    @deonambrose Před 3 lety +1109

    No one in the history of America has ever come close to running down a steel ramp like Trump

    • @BrayBray-jl8xi
      @BrayBray-jl8xi Před 3 lety +71

      Quite frankly, it was one of the greatest runs in the history of the world

    • @deonambrose
      @deonambrose Před 3 lety +44

      @@BrayBray-jl8xi Trump has made HISTORY. I can't wait to tell my grandkids about how a man ran down a ramp with leather shoes

    • @deonambrose
      @deonambrose Před 3 lety +30

      There has been NOBODY in the history of America that ran down a steel 30 degree ramp other than Trump!

    • @jaredb6934
      @jaredb6934 Před 3 lety +9

      He only is able to run so fast because of white privilege.

    • @Y0UT0PIA
      @Y0UT0PIA Před 3 lety +3

      except maybe lincoln. maybe.

  • @kevc5510
    @kevc5510 Před 3 lety +14

    I can't wait for "Biden vs. Stairs"

    • @petebradt
      @petebradt Před 2 lety

      You do it, you little pissant.

  • @jamescarr99
    @jamescarr99 Před 7 měsíci +7

    I probably still watch this once a week. It kills me as he drinks the water the people cheer louder and louder, and then he throws the glass to the side and they lose their minds.

  • @notit7904
    @notit7904 Před 3 lety +1653

    I’m not gonna freaking lie this is an actual bop

    • @JanePixel
      @JanePixel Před 3 lety +54

      No lie, I have played it many times just to dance

    • @deonambrose
      @deonambrose Před 3 lety +40

      "I Rannnnnn!!!"

    • @souljoevids1978
      @souljoevids1978 Před 3 lety +17

      Major facts

    • @o3reporting490
      @o3reporting490 Před 3 lety +20

      Came back like 20 times to shrug my shoulders up and down in bed and watch trump to tip toe at light speed. You straight up I'd bust one or two moves to this

    • @matthewl2036
      @matthewl2036 Před 3 lety +22

      Sounds good and can’t stop listening to it.

  • @cread80dsflkdsh
    @cread80dsflkdsh Před 3 lety +205

    Trump: "I'm going to build a wall !"
    Mexico: "We're going to build a ramp !"

    • @robmangeri777
      @robmangeri777 Před 3 lety +6

      I like Trump. Well played 😎

    • @Thizzfather
      @Thizzfather Před 3 lety +4

      The ramp just 10 yards longer

    • @brye687
      @brye687 Před 3 lety +5

      Well Mexico, needs to keep out the undesirables.

    • @playasadonejoe
      @playasadonejoe Před 3 lety +3

      Which direction will you point it?
      Trump has proven the ability to descent ramps. I recommend an upwards-facing ramp.
      Ideally, I would have many ramps along the border

    • @SecretSquaff
      @SecretSquaff Před 3 lety +3

      They might want to start with indoor plumbing.

  • @MeanderingMikesManCave
    @MeanderingMikesManCave Před rokem +16

    Two years later ... and this song still feels like such a fresh and catchy tune! It makes me want to go out and find a ramp! 😜

  • @michaelroorcrystal
    @michaelroorcrystal Před 2 lety +17

    This will never get old.

  • @nattttt212
    @nattttt212 Před 3 lety +760

    Person: so what kind of music do you like?
    Me: its complicated

    • @pigspoon
      @pigspoon Před 3 lety +7

      Concur

    • @jethrotool4828
      @jethrotool4828 Před 3 lety

      czcams.com/video/1vx3_2ks5qQ/video.html

    • @bootsandcats8291
      @bootsandcats8291 Před 3 lety +3

      relatable

    • @MrWalkdawg
      @MrWalkdawg Před 3 lety

      Bullshit l!! The only thing that’s complicated about music is the labels that’s been inserted! Remove the labels, love music!! Before you know it there will be a country rock rap anime genre😂🤣😂 labels separate, music unites! Never forget that!

    • @user-vc2io8ce2e
      @user-vc2io8ce2e Před 3 lety

      me:TRUMP

  • @pkoku6256
    @pkoku6256 Před 3 lety +759

    Trump: Hey Siri, how many miles I ran today?
    Siri: Ok, sending missiles to Iran

    • @user-xz4eq2ci6h
      @user-xz4eq2ci6h Před 3 lety +14

      He raaan! And the White House exploded!

    • @theoparis2
      @theoparis2 Před 3 lety +2

      XD

    • @srelma
      @srelma Před 3 lety +2

      Ollie North has the billing details.

    • @atelusyrujgnkj5535
      @atelusyrujgnkj5535 Před 3 lety

      Thats not an original comment tho

    • @johnsaylor1583
      @johnsaylor1583 Před 3 lety +1

      This is not funny at all because, as my fellow commenter Ethan has stated, Trump does not run. He is an obese seventy three year old.

  • @AndreasVictorsson
    @AndreasVictorsson Před 2 lety +54

    I gotta hand it to him, it was his greatest achievement. Running down that ramp.

    • @ablunt4me420
      @ablunt4me420 Před 2 lety +8

      I’ll keep that in mind while i’m paying over 50% more for gas. But at least hot dogs are 16 cents cheaper👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿

    • @patdohrety2940
      @patdohrety2940 Před 2 lety +8

      @@ablunt4me420 Gas prices are high because the oil companies wont produce more oil. Prices are high all over the world and it had very little to do with the president. Oil and gas drillers have over 9000 permits to drill within the US and they're not drilling because they're making lots of money the way things are now. Why not put the blame where it belongs: the oil companies not producing more

    • @epicmoofish3726
      @epicmoofish3726 Před 2 lety

      @@patdohrety2940 because people seem to think presidents control everything

    • @kamwickw933
      @kamwickw933 Před 2 lety +2

      @@patdohrety2940 It's really nice that you're trying to educate the poorly educated tfg just loves.

    • @22424
      @22424 Před rokem +2

      Critical thinking is to hard so just regurgitate what the MSM tells you what to think

  • @snowcrow8784
    @snowcrow8784 Před 3 lety +214

    Love him or hate him, he ran down the ramp

    • @beefykeith48
      @beefykeith48 Před 2 lety +22

      and he looked very handsome :)

    • @patdohrety2940
      @patdohrety2940 Před 2 lety +5

      It occurred to me in the shower this morning that the ramp was most likely aluminum and not steel. Steel would be far too heavy

    • @RamesesBolton
      @RamesesBolton Před rokem

      Biden fell down the ramp much faster. Biden says he is healthier because he won the race

    • @phrogme2450
      @phrogme2450 Před rokem +4

      He should keep running & not stop till he hits Russia.

    • @illbeV
      @illbeV Před rokem +4

      Sir, are you implying two large steps constitute a run?

  • @5MadMovieMakers
    @5MadMovieMakers Před 3 lety +1525

    Things sure are ramping up! Or down...?

  • @ThatCroewGuy
    @ThatCroewGuy Před 3 lety +284

    "Why should we elect you?"
    "I raaaaan!"

    • @cefinjones9678
      @cefinjones9678 Před 3 lety +1

      Sooooo funny. Cannot get that song out of my head lmao

  • @aaronmirtesfilm
    @aaronmirtesfilm Před rokem +15

    I've been a Schmo-fan from the very beginning. There have been some BANGERS over the years. CLASSICS! But this one, this one might be the magnum opus.

    • @cecilthecavetroll9743
      @cecilthecavetroll9743 Před 8 měsíci

      This song is top 5, but I think that the #1 deserves to be Pizza Time

    • @ManBearPig.
      @ManBearPig. Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@cecilthecavetroll9743there's no way

  • @seansweeney8911
    @seansweeney8911 Před 2 lety +33

    Trump scooting around the globe is the funniest thing 😂

  • @fursuitjumpscare
    @fursuitjumpscare Před 3 lety +208

    President of Mexico: We are gonna build a ramp, and I will have the USA pay for that ramp.

  • @liamclarkpiano4559
    @liamclarkpiano4559 Před 3 lety +1272

    “The ramp was about 10 yards long”
    “This question was about COVID.”

    • @inwemeneldur2025
      @inwemeneldur2025 Před 3 lety

      The "ramp" is the other side of the curve on the graph of COVID cases

    • @kakoro2049
      @kakoro2049 Před 3 lety +14

      Ya didn't have faith son

    • @batcat2338
      @batcat2338 Před 3 lety +2

      😂

    • @batcat2338
      @batcat2338 Před 3 lety +5

      WOW YOU MUST MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IN ANY GAME EVER😊....
      ALSO AND (JOEL)

    • @Lynk56
      @Lynk56 Před 3 lety +25

      Jim Patriot
      Oh wow like the entire video? Clever of you to notice.

  • @cinder7127
    @cinder7127 Před rokem +9

    My politics teacher showed this in class and we all died xD

  • @outside9975
    @outside9975 Před rokem +8

    It's criminal how good this is..

  • @Iyoh101
    @Iyoh101 Před 3 lety +1356

    "Did you test positive for the Co-"
    "I RAAAAAN!"

  • @Megalathula
    @Megalathula Před 3 lety +571

    I think this is a doctored video.

    • @schmoyoho
      @schmoyoho  Před 3 lety +255

      you must be from the Forensics Department

    • @ovinophile
      @ovinophile Před 3 lety +82

      Clever editing makes it look as if he completed three laps around the Earth when that momentum would clearly only propel him around one, maybe one-and-a-half times, tops.

    • @whooshbait794
      @whooshbait794 Před 3 lety +6

      Of course it's fake.

    • @deepu_btbx
      @deepu_btbx Před 3 lety +9

      No shit, Sherlock (this is sarcasm on a sarcasm on another sarcasm)

    • @Corusame
      @Corusame Před 3 lety +2

      Hmm I'm not entirely sure of that

  • @darkeimp555
    @darkeimp555 Před 2 lety +35

    This song is the perfect blend of hilarious clips and an absolutely FIRE track 😎🎶

  • @MichaelJ44
    @MichaelJ44 Před 3 lety +80

    Kids are gonna look at this in 30 years and say “I was born in the wrong generation”

  • @ethandemarest3386
    @ethandemarest3386 Před 3 lety +327

    “Are you telling Americans that two large steps constitutes a run?”
    I’m dead omg

    • @JbassPlayer28
      @JbassPlayer28 Před 3 lety +16

      This is what the media is concerned about... What a joke

    • @pmil9645
      @pmil9645 Před 3 lety +31

      JbassPlayer28 lol you know that the question was fake?

    • @thenonchalantzealot1000
      @thenonchalantzealot1000 Před 3 lety +26

      @@pmil9645 probably the best upside to facemasks is that you can fake voice lines so easily now.

    • @Gwenhwyfar7
      @Gwenhwyfar7 Před 3 lety +12

      When your over 70, it's a run.

    • @jdo5748
      @jdo5748 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Gwenhwyfar7 Haaahahahaha

  • @Aflay1
    @Aflay1 Před 3 lety +372

    Schmo’s background vocals should run for president.
    I mean, his actual vocal chords.

  • @jessstuart7495
    @jessstuart7495 Před 3 lety +15

    Theres no way, no way...
    I'm not rewatching this!
    Every single day!

    • @cb9622j
      @cb9622j Před 3 lety

      This has been stuck in my head so bad i actually hate it

  • @chaotikkitten4978
    @chaotikkitten4978 Před 2 lety +8

    Sometimes I wake up with this song playing in my head lol.
    🎶🎤I raaaan! Down the raaaamp!🎤🎶❤

  • @zxlime
    @zxlime Před 3 lety +227

    I can't get that freaking song out of my head. I keep coming down to this vid like once a week since it came out.

    • @TheCrumCannon69
      @TheCrumCannon69 Před 3 lety +11

      Same here. It's like this song is... infectious.

    • @Yourebeautyfull
      @Yourebeautyfull Před 3 lety +3

      I thought it was just me... This shit is more contagious then the freakin epidemic! :D

    • @Dogfacedboy1980
      @Dogfacedboy1980 Před 3 lety

      Lol me too!!!!

    • @MOONSIP2
      @MOONSIP2 Před 3 lety

      Tell me about it. I found myself singing it while painting furniture. 😆

  • @AmericanAvenue
    @AmericanAvenue Před 3 lety +971

    Fake Doctors, Real Friends brought me here. I may need to cover this.

  • @boristchokouani6968
    @boristchokouani6968 Před 3 lety +22

    Are we getting a remix of this since Trump called it a "boobytrap" and said "I'll never forget that ramp, that was like a sheet of ice. It was cold, rainy and that ramp was long and steep," this is golden content!

  • @Yeat213
    @Yeat213 Před měsícem +6

    I want people to play this at my funeral

  • @BeeHatGuy
    @BeeHatGuy Před 3 lety +2375

    Regardless of political beliefs, we can all agree the most Trump thing ever is to talk about how handsome he looked while walking down a ramp

  • @foxxy-3748
    @foxxy-3748 Před 3 lety +334

    "The ramp was 10 yards long."
    "Uh...This question is on COVID...um-"
    "I think you're gonna have a big surprise, but the answer is I RAN!"

    • @eliaskoenig
      @eliaskoenig Před 3 lety +3

      I can't find this particular press conference, does anyone have a link?

    • @samzonitex7207
      @samzonitex7207 Před 3 lety +1

      @@eliaskoenig this is the interview

    • @picklesstuart4832
      @picklesstuart4832 Před 3 lety +1

      Haha I started reading this comment the second he started saying it lol

    • @lyreczka
      @lyreczka Před 3 lety

      @@eliaskoenig if you're still searching it was when our dear Polish president, the one on the left, visited the US, I laughed out loud to see him included

    • @jfish032
      @jfish032 Před 3 lety +2

      What is it with US presidents' obsession with Iran or Iraq?

  • @Big_MamaTTV
    @Big_MamaTTV Před rokem +8

    Ok there must be some encoded message in this song cuz I can't get enough of it lol

  • @gregbraden2519
    @gregbraden2519 Před 3 lety +18

    This ages well. Biden tried to run up those stairs whilst holding the side rail. Biden raaaan!!!

    • @RafeeqManalody
      @RafeeqManalody Před 3 lety

      biden didn't spend an entire really explaining how awesome he's at walking down ramps

    • @gregbraden2519
      @gregbraden2519 Před 3 lety +5

      @@RafeeqManalody Biden can’t even talk 😂🤣

    • @MinhNguyen-pk9qk
      @MinhNguyen-pk9qk Před 3 lety +3

      @@RafeeqManalody No he was talking about how poor kids are smart as white kids.

    • @peteswafflemeyer5620
      @peteswafflemeyer5620 Před 5 měsíci

      @@gregbraden2519
      except he can, while trump doesn't even fvcking know who he's talking to, what state or city he's in, or what the names of other state leaders are (except of course for his favorite partners Putin and Xi, who hid his secret chinese bank accounts, remember?)

  • @TrollHiddenCave
    @TrollHiddenCave Před 3 lety +391

    I wonder how many grandpas are jealous of how many people Trump can get to listen to his old guy stories

    • @UmatsuObossa
      @UmatsuObossa Před 3 lety +30

      Trump has exactly the same kind of old guy stories as my dad. I swear they're the same personality except for my dad being introverted.

    • @justin-pd7iu
      @justin-pd7iu Před 3 lety +12

      He was actually responding to the media’s claim of him having parkinson’s

  • @sherriebrown8318
    @sherriebrown8318 Před 2 lety +8

    Still cracking up over this. It's still a jam.

  • @glutones
    @glutones Před 3 lety +5

    I Can't wait for the Biden Stairs Remix!

  • @sejoki1
    @sejoki1 Před 3 lety +65

    Those subtitles are gold. "echoes through the galaxy" "melody touches the outer reaches of the universe", "echoes of chorus reach the vega system"

    • @fizzfozz5024
      @fizzfozz5024 Před 3 lety +5

      thank you so much for enlightening me, they are so good

    • @strawberry_octopus
      @strawberry_octopus Před 3 lety

      I'll have to check the subtitles the next time I watch this. Thanks :)

  • @timothykellogg5564
    @timothykellogg5564 Před 3 lety +449

    Please please please do another Songify on “Person, woman, man, camera, TV”

    • @benmackarel295
      @benmackarel295 Před 3 lety +15

      They did

    • @Damon0mania
      @Damon0mania Před 3 lety +3

      czcams.com/video/4RWUYR1cEiU/video.html

    • @jennagadille480
      @jennagadille480 Před 3 lety +1

      i heard a spoof of this in the style of Cell Block Tango from Chicago (if you are a theatre person). hilarious

    • @emperorlarsxviii6321
      @emperorlarsxviii6321 Před 3 lety

      Better than the “grab them by the p....” rap

    • @Wurflenii888
      @Wurflenii888 Před 3 lety +1

      Here's one czcams.com/video/3Uvwbd75ujU/video.html

  • @BattleBladeWarrior
    @BattleBladeWarrior Před 7 měsíci +3

    Now all we need is a music video of all the times presidents falling down the stairs entering/exiting their plane :D

  • @DoiInthanon1897
    @DoiInthanon1897 Před 2 lety +6

    Those scenes where Trump is just running around space… 😂 as far away from that ramp as possible

  • @mikehawk9281
    @mikehawk9281 Před 3 lety +37

    The "If I fawlll" part is the best. Like an emo band line 😂

  • @Wolf6119
    @Wolf6119 Před 3 lety +178

    "The ramp and the water... The water and the test... How good was this speech?! THIS SPEECH HAS BEEN THE BEST!"
    That feels like by far the most accurate Trumpism in this entire song lol, love it.

  • @chaseanheier9210
    @chaseanheier9210 Před 2 lety +2

    "The best fall anybody's ever had" 😆

  • @noserotonin
    @noserotonin Před 11 měsíci +4

    I guess we need to now autotune the sandbag at the Air Force Academy today.

  • @ollie2111
    @ollie2111 Před 3 lety +362

    God this is such a bop. I could dance to this. And I hate dancing. And I'm bad at it.

    • @eliseintheattic9697
      @eliseintheattic9697 Před 3 lety +15

      If you're bad at dancing then this is the song to dance badly to.

    • @ollie2111
      @ollie2111 Před 3 lety +4

      @@eliseintheattic9697 thank you, best response 😭💙💜

    • @TheTrueOnyxRose
      @TheTrueOnyxRose Před 3 lety +2

      If you’re bad at dancing, this will make you an amazing dancer lightning fast.

    • @namenotimportant7988
      @namenotimportant7988 Před 3 lety

      I'm "bad" at dancing too, but god knows my chubby 24 year old ass dances like a madman every night. Let out some steam and dance, boo. Do it for yourself and nobody else and have a damn good time!

    • @justinthor5438
      @justinthor5438 Před 3 lety +6

      Just dance for the last 10 ft

  • @paulallen579
    @paulallen579 Před 3 lety +32

    "Best at walking ever? Ranks far ahead of Democract FDR" that killed me, you deserve a Snickers for that, good sir!

  • @bryannolte.chi.9340
    @bryannolte.chi.9340 Před 2 lety +7

    This song singlehandedly saved 2020 for me 🤣🤣😭😭☠️☠️

  • @passionzamora7744
    @passionzamora7744 Před rokem +3

    This is such a summer anthem idc 😭😭😭😭

  • @benmathewson1826
    @benmathewson1826 Před 3 lety +484

    Trump is the best at going down ramps. Ask anyone. The best. Anywhere.

  • @user-pc6zn1vy9d
    @user-pc6zn1vy9d Před 3 lety +48

    This is the greatest song I’ve ever heard in my life

  • @octofish
    @octofish Před 3 lety +8

    Rampism is rampant. Damn rampists.

  • @clinically_insane_
    @clinically_insane_ Před rokem +3

    Man that ramp was steep

  • @SidheKnight
    @SidheKnight Před 3 lety +404

    I just noticed the news titles below: "President Trump: Best at walking ever? Ranks far ahead of Democrat FDR"

  • @JPwendi
    @JPwendi Před 3 lety +449

    "that ramp was about ten feet long"
    Sir this is a Wendy's.

  • @wagashi
    @wagashi Před rokem +3

    This banger still holds up in 2023

  • @maxm3522
    @maxm3522 Před rokem +1

    I love the crowd noise in the background… gets me every time

  • @kennn30
    @kennn30 Před 3 lety +41

    "Grandpa, tell me a story"
    "Once up a time...
    I RAAAAAAN DOWN THE RAAAAAAAAMP"

  • @nicholasthewolf7190
    @nicholasthewolf7190 Před 3 lety +36

    "What do you think is your greatest accomplishment in your eyes"
    *_I RAAAN. DOWN THE RAAAMP_*

  • @kikalcala
    @kikalcala Před 3 lety +5

    Linda: What do you think is your greatest accomplishment?
    Trump: ... I RAAAAAAAN...!!!
    Lost my shit there xDDD

  • @jatikalmanigault
    @jatikalmanigault Před 3 lety +8

    I swear even though he's out of office, I am still watching this video. And it's still funny AF!!