@@kazuhiramiller1283 well,how did you doing lately? Is the business still booming? All i want to says are that I hope to see you in action, back in the old days. Fighting evil organization, do some spy stuff. Kinda miss those days.
Burgers have changed. It's no longer about whole foods, lean beef, or organic ingredients. It's an endless series of additives, inserted by companies and corporations. burgers --and their consumption by life--have become a well-oiled machine. Burgers have changed. Cheap buns carry cheap patties, use cheap condiments. Chemicals inside their make-up enhance and regulate their taste. Health control, calorie control, taste control, burger control…everything is monitored and kept under control. Burgers… have changed. The age of organic food has become the age of control, all in the name of averting catastrophe from burgers of poor taste, and he who controls the burger, controls history. Burgers…have changed. When the burger is under total control, obesity becomes routine
“If man is a part of nature, then the work he does is also a part of it. What is important is the balance…” -Code Talker discussing chemical additives in hamburgers
What followed in mother base after the first review of this video: Ocelot: uuuh not really, a natural product can still be delicious, especially with the right amount of spices. Snake:yeah Miller, don't you think that's a little too mu- Miller: SHUT YOUR TRAP YOU SORRY EXCUSE OF A COWBOY COSPLAY AND HORNED CYCLOPS NERDS! WE MAKE THE GOOD OL PROCESSED STUFF HERE! Code Talker: I should really haven't asked for that humbuger.... Quiet:......*idk eats potato chips*
I finished Parks and Rec and never realized it was Kaz doing this commercial in the show. Pretty sure this is in one of the later seasons. Maybe the episode where Andy (Chris Pratt) gets his own TV show, and this is one of the in universe adverts.
We love you Kaz.
Now please don't waterboard me because I don't want to go to your burger joint today.
): please
@@kazuhiramiller1283 Well since you said please. :)
@Kazuhira Miller can you make a burger
NERD!
@@kazuhiramiller1283 well,how did you doing lately? Is the business still booming? All i want to says are that I hope to see you in action, back in the old days. Fighting evil organization, do some spy stuff. Kinda miss those days.
We accept nature's blessings, the grain, the meat, the vegetable
How could anyone hate such a magnificent thing?
and the chemicals
"Chemical additives" *shing*
It... It's... It is perfect
Genericusername10 IKR
Right? Right?!
Agree
I call it the chemical burgur
@@o.o9825 "This takes me back... To the taste of my youth. The neon signs on the Mother Road... Oh, I can see them now."
“What’s in it? Who cares? How many calories? Shut up!”
This is now part of Kazuhira’s memes now
Part of his DNA in the soul.
Kazuhira "It ain't grilled, I'm not thrilled" Miller
LMAOO
Kazuhira "Medium Rare or Electric Chair" Miller
“Kaz, I’m already obese”
“The gym’s not my kind of place anyway”
-Colesterol, sugar intake... All for diabetes
-I know, besides... Type 1 is not my type of diabetes anyway
Such a lust for hamburgers?
WHOOOOOOOOOO
oakdowdkjo´jaf
Parks and recreation is canonically part of the Metal Gear series.
You lie
@@vandagylon2885 this commercial is from parks and rec and that kazuhira soooo
This is the fast food chain he was talking about when he was inventing the Chemical Burger
@No Way nah that's travis touchdown. This is one of those brand deals he got after becoming the #1 assassin in the uaa rankings
THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN GRIDDLE!!!
Absolutely brilliant! XD
Burgers have changed.
It's no longer about whole foods, lean beef, or organic ingredients. It's an endless series of additives, inserted by companies and corporations.
burgers --and their consumption by life--have become a well-oiled machine.
Burgers have changed.
Cheap buns carry cheap patties, use cheap condiments. Chemicals inside their make-up enhance and regulate their taste.
Health control, calorie control, taste control, burger control…everything is monitored and kept under control.
Burgers… have changed.
The age of organic food has become the age of control, all in the name of averting catastrophe from burgers of poor taste, and he who controls the burger, controls history.
Burgers…have changed.
When the burger is under total control, obesity becomes routine
TheSovietSnake “Obesity becomes routine”
This is America!
War...
Old Kaz
Damn this was well written!
Nanomachines burger
The most honest fast food commercial I've ever seen.
Is this what Miller's Maxi Buns turned into?
Yes
LudicrousKid Liquid tried to replicate it, he couldn’t stand it’s flavor, that’s how he got foxdie
Yep
In case anyone's wondering, yes. It is Kaz Miller's voice.
Gotta love how the cheese never stops pouring
Jeez 😬
A burger to surpass Metal Gear...
“KAZ.…KAZ WHERE ARE YOU!!!???
I've never played any Metal Gear games (yet) so all I can hear is Travis Touchdown telling me to eat fast food.
That sounds so like him, tbh
“You’re a junkie for blood old man, you should try the new rare burger at touchdown burgers”
If you play metal gear, all you'll hear is travis touchdown being very dramatic
hmm I also hear a bit of the Prince of Persia in it
played both, literally can't tell if this is more travis touchdown or kazuhira miller
"Forget Pax Americana, say hello to Pax Hamburgana!!"
“If man is a part of nature, then the work he does is also a part of it. What is important is the balance…” -Code Talker discussing chemical additives in hamburgers
It actually sounds like Miller
That is Miller.
Teutonic-knight13 04 it IS miller
+dead meme what's the origin of this video?
@@omaralsaadi1751 yeah
Same voice actor yeah
That bastard he embezzled diamond dog funds to pay for that he tried to deny it in the phantom pain but I knew it I KNEW IT
Well, think about it. Who the hell would believe someone would embezzle GMP for burgers? Kaz knows what he's doing...
I'd believe it and I'd allow him to actually put it in the budget
Even the voice sounds like Kaz, before the fiddle
Edit: Just found out that Robin Atkins voiced this
Burgers of Kazuhira Miller secret tape
Hehehehehehehehe
This is definitly the only ad I would love seeing in CZcams videos.
This burger has the Big Boss seal of approval.
MILLER GRILLER
It’s a nice burger, i’ll give you that, but the triple bun gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever
That was some fancy grilling. Pretty good.
now i know what travis touchdown was doing before the events of NMH2
What followed in mother base after the first review of this video:
Ocelot: uuuh not really, a natural product can still be delicious, especially with the right amount of spices.
Snake:yeah Miller, don't you think that's a little too mu-
Miller: SHUT YOUR TRAP YOU SORRY EXCUSE OF A COWBOY COSPLAY AND HORNED CYCLOPS NERDS! WE MAKE THE GOOD OL PROCESSED STUFF HERE!
Code Talker: I should really haven't asked for that humbuger....
Quiet:......*idk eats potato chips*
quiet can't eat, she would probably be drinking water in a kiddie pool via her skin
Kaz starts ranting how Quiet is a menace because she's incapable of eating burgers through her skin.
Kaz: AND WHY THE HELL IS *SHE* STILL SETTING FOOT ON THIS BASE?!
Snake: (eating a snake) Mmmm, Tasty…
thanks kaz
*WORLD HUNGER HAS LEFT THE CHAT*
_Pax Hamburgana has entered the chat_
The burger for world peace a true weapon to surpass metal gear
It sucks they no longer include mess hall unit in tpp like in the peace walker series
0:27 "did you say nerd?"
“Did you say, nerd?”
First recommended video below for me is the ‘Hamburgers of Kazuhira Miller’ tapes with a thumbnail of Miller and a Burger. Perfection
Created by kazuhira "if he's black in the face get him off my base" Miller
A BURGER TO SURPASS METAL GEAR...!
Pax Hamburgana
I know it's Parks and Rec but it's clearly actually MGSV
🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔
Kaz, is *this* where all the funding for Motherbase went?
Master miller, what do you recommend I drink with your burgers?
@@vandagylon2885 American Coca Cola obviously
I'll take 3!
Kaz Miller 🍔🍔🍔
Burger Suplex: Santa Destroy needs you! We need a good commercial to put Pizza Bat out of business!
Travis: Sign me up!
McDonell's is a great place
I finished Parks and Rec and never realized it was Kaz doing this commercial in the show. Pretty sure this is in one of the later seasons. Maybe the episode where Andy (Chris Pratt) gets his own TV show, and this is one of the in universe adverts.
"Not nerd. Node. "
Just one thing Kaz, this isn’t about Lunch. We’re fighting for dinner!
Now this is the MSF burger Kaz was developing with the R&D team
Why we're still here?
Just to suffer?
Buns of the Patriots are out of control
The palette only seeks one thing.......CHEMICAL ADDITIVES
(duh)
We thank you for this blessing of meat,grain,and vegetables.
Kept you waiting huh?
Venom: kaz where are my 2 million GMP?
Kaz: I'll make us even richer
A burger to surpass metal gear...
Code talker just shaking his goddamned head
Big Boss: “Kaz, how much of our GMP did you use on these advertisements?”
100 billion gmp
Spoken like a true GTA commercial
A burger to surpass Metal Gear!
Miller never died. He sneaked off to make burgers
Hey Kaz, can you imagine a world without any need for large scale proxy wars?
Press 2
Looking at this
Me:How to order infinity
Damn, now i'm hungry.
Legends say they still pouring mayo into the fries
" Miller, what is this? "
"Who cares?"
I'm not a nerd! Take my money!!
This has to be the most 'Murican ad ever!
Now I know what I wanna animate
Thank you Travis, very cool
D-Burger
I literally died after I watched those fries...
Hey, he may be insulting some of us but at least he is honest
I think I gained weight just by watching this.....
I can feel it.
@@LucarioDoT The pounds I have gained, the arteries clogged...
His way of speaking and his dialogue is a bit more Travis Touchdown to me (i know it’s the same guy who does Kaz, but still)
Ethnic Liberator... Burger. 🍔
Love that single piece of letuce at the bottom
he aint lying
PAX HAMBURGANA!!!!! BABY!!!!!!
I'll take 3!
The overly gritty music, the narrator's low and hoarse voice, and weirdly punchy lines...
Am I watching a commercial for a pickup truck?
Literal real commercials these days be like
Paunch Burger Dinner-For-Breakfast Dinner Combo
*Nutrition Facts:*
Amount per serving: %Daily value
*Ingredients:* Who cares
*Calories:* Shut up.
A burger to surpass Big Mac.
General shepherd to the r&d team
Only 5.99 GMP
Binging with Babbish should make this.
He finally did it
I’m fucking hungry.
They say it can last you a lifetime!
0:28 Did you say 'node'?
Yes.
Travis Touchdown
Miller’s Maxi Buns
An ethnic liberator burger
ADDITIVES
He is the king of Burger King
Miller's maxi burgers
Dude this looks like a commercial from regular show XD
This was all approve by MSF and Kaz Miller, the money made will go to the MSF operations.
c h e m i c a l
a d d i t i v e s
great job dad ;)
Are you using me the taste tester ?
Its...its...perfect