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Did you say "nerd"?

Trump is an even bigger guy

For you

You’re a big hothead

U U U U

The patty was too thin, the bun too dry

Venom: kaz where are my 2 million GMP? Kaz: I'll make us even richer

he aint lying

0:23 Bill Wilson’s 4 strength 4 stam leather belt

Something tells me this could help me gain some weight.

Love that single piece of letuce at the bottom

An ethnic liberator burger

Big Boss: “Kaz, how much of our GMP did you use on these advertisements?”

"I know CIA, I'm already a Big Guy" - Punished "Venom" Bane

Spoken like a true GTA commercial

Miller's maxi burgers

Legends say they still pouring mayo into the fries

0:28 did he say "node?"

None of the burgers were cooked by Huey because... f**k Huey

Thank you Travis, very cool

Miller’s Maxi Buns

Imma be honest I feel like I got fatter watching this

TRAVIS TOUCHDOWN??

The man who beareth visage by mask obscured...

Now this is the MSF burger Kaz was developing with the R&D team

I finished Parks and Rec and never realized it was Kaz doing this commercial in the show. Pretty sure this is in one of the later seasons. Maybe the episode where Andy (Chris Pratt) gets his own TV show, and this is one of the in universe adverts.

Code talker just shaking his goddamned head

A burger to surpass metal gear...

ADDITIVES

Put it in your body of you're a nerd. Is he saying that Travis Touchdown, the #1 nerd, wouldn't eat this?

Hey, he may be insulting some of us but at least he is honest

so the healthy food is a lie... they played us like a DAMN FIDDLE!!!!

D-Burger

CIA? I’m Doctor Pavel.

First recommended video below for me is the ‘Hamburgers of Kazuhira Miller’ tapes with a thumbnail of Miller and a Burger. Perfection

"Forget Pax Americana, say hello to Pax Hamburgana!!"

I knew the voice sounded familiar. So glad to see Kaz fake his death against Ocelot and decide to go forward with _his_ dream for world domination: fattening up the entire US population, one burger at a time.

I literally died after I watched those fries...

General shepherd to the r&d team

The more fast food changes the more it stays the same locations shift new cooks step in but greasy food always finds a place to rest it’s head, we cooked and got payed alongside McDonald’s we shoulda known they’d hate us for it the quality of fast food is created by the victor and here I am thinking we won, but you take down one food chain and they find someone unhealthier to replace home menu items change and fry cooks Yesterday’s los pollos Hermanos fry cook is your burger flipper train them to fight alongside you and pray they don’t decide to hate you for it same burgers different day you know what I’m looking r& d team

sorry kaz I have a very important mission to impress a lady so eating that not a good idea.

This is a masterpiece.

“What’s in it? Who cares? How many calories? Shut up!” This is now part of Kazuhira’s memes now

Ethnic Liberator... Burger. 🍔

Yes.

c h e m i c a l a d d i t i v e s

His way of speaking and his dialogue is a bit more Travis Touchdown to me (i know it’s the same guy who does Kaz, but still)

“If man is a part of nature, then the work he does is also a part of it. What is important is the balance…” -Code Talker discussing chemical additives in hamburgers

“Kaz, I’m already obese”

[With Frevor]: I! AM! [Unenthused]: Seeeeeeyaiiiayyyyhhhhh...